#wow I finally managed to stop talking about her for two seconds

[astonmartinii]

into the arms of another part four | max verstappen social media au

pairing: max verstappen x reader

wedding bells are ringing, but so are charles' ears because no one will stop talking about whether he'll make an appearance on the big day

part one | part two | part three | masterlist | tips

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yourusername: a night to remember where you don't remember much of it

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user1: how do i become part of this friendship group? real answers only.

maxverstappen1: how do i get to marry HER?

danielricciardo: i ask myself that everyday

maxverstappen1: that's not very girls support girls of you daniel

yourusername: yeah daniel, not being a girl's girl in the summer of barbie, i thought more of you...

danielricciardo: lets not get ahead of ourselves here

user2: y/n and max tag teaming daniel is my favourite thing from this relationship

danielricciardo: tag team? don't give me any ideas

yourusername: DANIEL?

maxverstappen1: DANIEL?

danielricciardo: do NOT pretend that y'all have not thought about it

maxverstappen1: we are getting married in a week do not proposition us for a threesome in a public instagram comment section

user3: max pretending like he's never thought about it

user4: how did we get to this point

yourbff1: threesome talk aside, we're so hot

maxverstappen1: hard agree

yourusername: i love you

yourbff1: i love you too

yourusername: and i love you too

yourbff1: you meant max didn't you ...

yourusername: maybe...

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maxverstappen1: this is a public service announcement do NOT let daniel ricciardo plan your stag party because you will not remember a single thing

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user7: the way like 80% of the grid were at this except charles ...

user8: wow colour me shocked he didn't invite the one guy who keeps disrespecting his fiancee to the stag party

danielricciardo: ummmmm this is false? you had a great time.

maxverstappen1: maybe i did all i know is that the bathroom on that plane did not enjoy it i don't think i can touch vodka ever again

danielricciardo: that was all you big boy, you don't know your limit

yourusername: glad to see you didn't kill him before our wedding

danielricciardo: i am really not liking the lack of faith in me

yourusername: he's literally passed out in the second picture daniel

danielricciardo: he's just taking a snooze RIGHT @maxverstappen1

maxverstappen1: yeah ... i just needed my beauty sleep

yourusername: erm you don't need any beauty sleep pretty boy

maxverstappen1: oh, why thank you 😊

user9: she's literally marrying you babe and ur STILL BLUSHING WHEN SHE CALLS YOU PRETTY

user10: this is really not a good sign for charles attending the wedding

user11: yall ever get tired of bringing this shit up HE FUCKED UP this is merely the consequences of his own actions.

user12: and according to mr. leclerc him and max aren't friends so why would he be invited?

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danielricciardo: max is currently passed out on my shoulder after talking for an hour straight about how much he loves y/n so here's my favourite pictures of them before they're officially married.

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user13: why am i actually dead ass crying over this?

user14: no cause the circumstances have been an actual shit show so i'm glad they've managed to get through it and are finally gonna tie the knot !!

user15: i've been in the literal trenches defending y/n and this relationship i deserve an invite to this wedding

yourusername: @maxverstappen1 omg we're so hot

maxverstappen1: i think you're the hot one babe

yourusername: you're literally the hottest man in the world STOP TALKING DOWN ON YOURSELF

maxverstappen1: i know, i know. i'm amazing, sexy and beautiful.

yourusername: TOO RIGHT

user16: is this ^^ positive affirmations

yourusername: yes, he's way too amazing to not believe that himself

user17: so like do they maybe want to adopt me?

landonorris: so as the sexiest groomsmen, can i have the scoop on whether there'll be any sexy bridesmaid

maxverstappen1: who said you're the sexiest?

landonorris: well since charles is out of the running there's a clear winner here - ME

danielricciardo: assuming the best man is not in this conversation cause my face card clears yours

user18: WAIT WHAT

user19: so it's confirmed, he's missing his best friend's wedding over him being petty, all hope in men is gone

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yourusername: no words. love of my life. best day ever. i love you forever maxy

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user25: OMFG IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL

fernandoalo_oficial: a really beautiful ceremony for my favourites, enjoy your honeymoon and make some time for the old man

yourusername: thank you for coming fernando and thank you for the literal snowmobile idk what we'll do with it but thank you

user26: what kind of a wedding gift is a SNOWMOBILE?

maxverstappen1: a sick one? thanks nando

danielricciardo: what a wonderful day, you guys are so perfect together, thank you for letting me be a part of your day

maxverstappen1: HE CRIED AHAHAHHAHAAHA HE LOVES US SO MUCH HE CRIED

danielricciardo: ummm obviously i watched you pine over her for as long as i've known you. you guys deserve this happiness after everything

yourusername: daniel we love you and your speech was so amazing i nearly cried all of my makeup off

user27: the way the old charles would've given such a banging speech i am in mourning

user28: girl it's their literal wedding post leave the comments about charles for once

sebastianvettel: lovely ceremony you too, much love to your future - seb, hanna and the kids xx

yourusername: thank you for coming seb !! love you guys, let us know if you want us to babysit

maxverstappen1: thank you for your support through all of this seb, you guys are the best

user29: so charles really got no one in his corner lol

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user30: this is my barbie this does not get any better for me

christianhorner: a wonderful ceremony for the loveliest couple, very grateful to be included in your special day.

masverstappen1: thank you for being there for me, and for not standing on y/n's dress with your two left feet

user31: yall gonna give any context?

user32: i think he's referring to the fact that christian filled the role jos would have at the wedding and during the parents dance, christian would've had a dance with y/n !!

user31: i think my heart just melted wedding of the century

user33: seeing all the wedding content without charles is so weird the whole time we've known y/n her and charles were attached at the hip :/

user34: i beg yall leave it out for one day, he could've been there HE HAD THE INVITATION but he didn't so leave it out

redbullracing: officially THE f1 couple 🫶

landonorris: congratulations and all that jazz but WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT PUNCH

yourusername: sorry lando i gave them the uni recipe

landonorris: oscar was sick on my shoes MY BEAUTIFUL SHOES

maxverstappen1: just send us the bill i can hear you bitching from our room

oscarpiastri: for the record THEY sat me next to kimi and seb and i tried to aim away from your shoes but the world was spinning

user35: okay i need to know the seating plan for this wedding ASAP

excerpt of the podcast interview of y/n y/ln-verstappen.

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yourusername: my honeymoooooooooooooon with my super sexy and lovely HUSBAND

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user36: okay i've had enough of the cute posts WHERE IS MY HUSBAND?

user37: i crack myself up thinking about them setting up a lil tripod to take these

yourusername: and?

maxverstappen1: we're serving cunt x

user38: did yall see y/n's podcast interview?

user39: yes i'm glad she's got her closure now and can fully move on with her life

alexalbon: you guys are so sickeningly sweet i love you morons

yourusername: why thank you alex

lilymunhe: he said he deserves compensation for his half a season of listening to max pine

maxverstappen1: people think i'm embarrassed of that when LOOK AT MY WIFE OBVIOUSLY I WOULD PINE

maxverstappen1: and bro your apology was the open bar at the wedding

alexalbon: you guys are underestimating just how much this guy spoke about y/n

yourusername: fine we'll post in our albon shoes

albon_pets: this is why we love you y/n

user39: no charles comment... you hear that? peace.

note: i hope yall enjoyed this probably final part of into the arms of another. i hope it wasn’t disappointing lol i love this pairing with all my heart. (also wrote this at 4am on my couch after a MASSIVE FUCK OFF house spider came in my room (my dad said he killed it when i woke him up at 2am) but i was too scared to stay) xx

#f1 #f1 x you #f1 instagram au #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen fanfic #max verstappen instagram au #max verstappen x you #max verstappen x reader #into the arms of another #astonmartinii

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

REWATCHING GO S1, LIVE PLAY-BY-PLAY OF DOOMSDAY WAHOO

HELLO MAGGOTS REWATCHING SEASON 1 BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME WAS A KIDNAPPING CHAOTIC MESS. EPISODE ONE HERE GOES. I DON'T REMEMBER A LOT OF DETAILS BUT YES.

Opening scene and Earth's got vibe-checked by God and I've been gaslit about the dinosaurs

GARDEN OF EDEEEEEN wow his first appearance and Aziraphale's already so prissy and flustered might fuck around and fall in love with him idk

I finally understand who these mf's are hi Hastur and Ligur you're not zombies after all

FOR FUCK'S SAKE SECOND SCENE CROWLEY'S BEEN IN AND SHE WALKED IN, SERVED HIPS HAIR AND CUNT, AND THEN MANAGED TO TALK HER AWAY INTO A PROBLEM

LIKE GENUINELY SHE COMES AND SASHAYS WITH HER HAIR AND SAYS TIMES ARE CHANGING AND HEAD OFFICE LOVES ME AND JUST INSTANTLY HASTUR AND LIGUR USE HER WORDS AGAINST HER

idk sister mary loquacious is kinda doing it for me rn with that satanic nun's habit and losergirl energy

third crowley scene and he's misplaced THE LITERALLY GODDAMNED ANTICHRIST because he made small talk with a bloke outside without checking for details

mmmmhm yes sister mary wink again your bitchless decisions are sexy y'know what i mean

Gabriel feels like his brain was eviscerated and replaced with one of those youtuber's paid course promos at the end of their how to change your life in 45 days: three simple mindset shifts video

so THIS IS WHY EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING PAVLOVIAN IN THIS FANDOM IT'S BECAUSE OF DUCKS of course it's because of ducks

mmmhm yes sure crepes French revolu--Crowley stop eye-fucking Aziraphale you're making everyone at the Ritz horny

Aziraphale don't moan into your food man you can't take these two anywhere

Crowley thanking the driver for slowing down is everything to me

And they're drunk hu-fucking-zzah good thing we'll have 11 year olds saving the world coz these fuckers sure ain't doing shit

OH MY GOD HE WAS TRYING TO SAY BOUILLABAISSE I JUST REALISED. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST MAKING KISSY FACES AT AZIRAPHALE I'M NOT OK-

What Aziraphale was doing back was definitely kissy faces though that mfer wasn't even trying to say bouillabaisse when Crowley said what sounded suspiciously like baby

kissy kissy from lil miss prissy [i would have made such a great high school bully shame i had no inclinations that way]

SORRY WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK WAS THAT SOBERING UP EXCUSE ME THE FANFICS MADE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS A CLICK AND THEY'RE SUDDENLY NORMAL WHY IS THE ALCOHOL REFILLING

oop nun down nun down

i want ya see a wile ya thwart amirite on a t-shirt

"actually i encourage humans to-" just say you're a lazy bitch azi we love you

love crowley fake-manipulating azi into helping like azi wants to be manipulated y'know so it's not technically his fault he was wiled over or whatever and they're both just such ENABLERS

not azi going SOFT at being godfathers with crowley

NOT BROTHER FRANCIS PLEASE NO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AZI WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS PLEASE

WARLOCKKKKK I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HNNNG MICHAEL SHEEN HAD TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS

why is nanny ashtoreth so seductive with that of course dear is it just crowley's inherent disastergirl sex appeal

HALF PONYTAIL CROWLEY I AM A FUCKING SLUT FOR HALF PONYTAIL

GASLIGHTING HEAVEN AND HELL THAT'S MY BABYGIRLS

erIC THE DISPOSABLE DEMON I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COME IN S1 well not come i hope unless being eaten by a hellho--nope

ANGEL CROWLEY SAID ANGEL ANGEL ANGEL

CROWLEY TRYING TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT KILLING BEFORE GETTING ANNOYED

waiter crOWLEY OUTFIT I CANNOT BE NORMAL AFTER THE WEDDING DRESS DESIGNING ABOUT THIS COSTUME

FOOLS WRONG BOY YOU FOOLS IM DEAD

DOG IS UNIRONICALLY SO CUTE EVEN BEFORE IT GOES SMOL

gonna give my roxie a kissy brb she's my angel and all this dog talk makes me miss her (she's a few feet away under the bed)

i asked her for a kissy and she crawled out and gave me a kiss i love her

DOGGGGG ADAMMM

...roxie's crying to be taken downstairs it's nearly 2 am this is on me for waking her up i crowley'd myself fml

EYYYYY WELCOME TO THE END TIMES don't mind me I'll have to take roxie down yes I know maggots I'm crowley-coded I KNOW THAT I'M A BLOODY DISASTER BYEEEEEEEE

#good omens mascot #good omens #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens fandom #good omens season 1 #in the beginning #WAHOO #OK GTG TAKE MY DOG DOWNSTAIRS AT 1:45 IN THE MORNING #THE CROWLEY LIFE #IT'S HARD WORK BEING THE RESIDENT DISASTER #BUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT

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I plead with you, on my hands and knees, for some Selkie!Soap x Human!Ghost where Ghost meets Soap's father-

Oh hell yeah! In this au, Ghost is a changeling, I hope its okay that I kept with that

Soap was frantic, going back and forth between pacing and rambling. It was only their second day of leave and his dad asked Soap to bring his new boyfriend.

Ghost didn't want to tell him to calm down since he had Soap's coat on so instead, he just stopped him with his hands.

"Johnny, it's going to be okay."

"You're about to meet my family!"

"I've been talking to your mom for weeks." Ghost reminded him gently. "You're going to be okay."

"My sisters will be there! Both of them!" Soap said softly. "What if they don't like you? What if you don't like them?"

Ghost laughed. "Usually that's my line." He moved closer and held his hands. "You like me and I like you. That's all that matters."

Soap nodded. "My dad is..."

"I know. I know." Ghost sighed. "We'll get through it. It's just two days and after this, we can go back to our cabin."

Soap leaned into his shoulder. "I don't understand why he wants to meet you."

Simon softened and squeezed him. "It's okay, love. Promise." They were rather close to each other.

"You called me love."

"It's a good nickname for you." Simon tried not to blush, aware that he didn't have his mask.

Soap leaned forward and kissed him softly. "Mo fhíorghrá." He pushed Simon's hair back and trailed his fingers through it.

"What does that mean?"

"A devious insult. You probably don't want to know."

"You're a fucking bastard. Go finish getting packed. I'm going to ask Price to extend our leave when we're done."

"Thank God. I want to spend more time here."

Ghost grinned. "With me?"

"Nah. Wish you'd stay outside, you bawbag." Johnny teased back before pulling away to get dressed.

Ghost grabbed his things and waited for him.

The journey there was luckily quick and then they were on Soap's parents doorsteps.

Soap had managed to chew all of his fingers to the quick in anxiety.

The man that opened the door was... well, he looked almost exactly like Soap. His hair was longer though, cut in a more... traditionally male cut to Soap's mohawk. His eyes were green and he was clearly a bit older.

"Hello, sir." Ghost straightened up, glad he had his mask on. The man set him on edge and he couldn't decide if it was what Soap told him or just... the vibe around him.

Soap smiled. "Hey, dad!"

"Fergus MacTavish. So you're my sons..."

"Husband." Ghost saw his eyes go to the coat.

"I see. Come in. Your mom is in the kitchen, Johnny." Fergus made a dismissive motion and Ghost watched him shrink down just a bit before slinking off to the kitchen.

Ghost sat across from Fergus and immediately noticed someone walking right behind him.

Davina, Ghost could tell because her hair was dyed a bright purple, smiled at him. "Are you Ghost? Johnny's talked about about you before!" She was the other selkie.

"Oh? He's talked about me?" He could feel Fergus staring at him.

"Yep. Said you're a giant hardass who works him too hard." She smiled and winked. Ghost huffed.

"He's right. I'm his Lieutenant. Someone has to keep him in line."

Davina laughed. "Cup of coffee?"

"I'd kill for a tea."

Davina laughed harder. "Wow, you actually are that british. I'll see what I can rustle up. Mom keeps some usually." She left him in the room with Fergus again.

The man was still staring at him.

Simon thought about when he came home from the army for the first time. The way his mom's sleeve had lifted up just a little and he had seen his dad's handprints on her. He had dragged him outside and beat him in the street like he was a dog.

This man hadn't done anything in his sight, but already, he felt the same anger he had felt that day bubbling up. His mom had tried to pressure him into seeing his dad in his final days and he hadn't because he was sure he would take him out of the bed and finish the job. The anger was something he knew well. He dealt with it occasionally on missions.

"So Simon." Ghost grit his teeth. "How long have you had his coat?"

"A week now. Not too long. Still getting... used to it." Ghost measured his words carefully.

"I see. Treating my son well?" Fergus tilted his head, looking genuine enough. "Selkies are a bit fragile. Emotionally. I'm sure you've noticed how sad they can get."

No. Ghost hadn't. "In their eyes right? Always so sad."

"Exactly. It's best to keep them busy. So when can I be expecting him to leave the military?"

"What?"

"You're not going to let him reenlist are you? Shouldn't you keep him at home?"

Ghost stared for a minute, more than a little taken back. He was expecting cruelty like he experienced as a child. Beatings or being told you were useless. Not this. It caught him off guard.

"I want to keep him in the military. Keep him close to me."

"Makes sense. Easy access huh?" His tone was light. Normal. Like they were talking about the weather.

"I like spending time with him." Ghost answered honestly.

"If you tell him to shut up, they can't speak until you give them permission to. Comes in handy. Especially with my kids." He laughed and had sorta leaned in. Trading secrets. "You really can make them do whatever you want. As long as they can physically do it, they will. They have these instincts too. This drive to be the best for their person. Best partner. Best friend. Anything they can. Eventually, you barely have to order them."

Ghost felt bile in the back of his throat. "That simple huh?"

"Yep. Snap your fingers and he'll jump." He snapped his fingers. "Just make sure they stay busy. Can't let them find the coats, ya know?"

Ghost held Soap's coat a little closer around himself. "Right..."

Davina came back with a cup of tea for him and cup of coffee for her dad. She perched on the window seat, right behind Fergus. She glared into Ghost, her calm demeanor disappearing.

Slowly, she mouthed at him. "Watch yourself."

Oh thank god. She was cool.

He didn't pay much attention anymore, just staring blankly ahead as Davina and Fergus talked. Already, he was starting to regret this.

Soap sat next to him, almost but not quite touching him which he was thankful for. Ghost picked up that Fergus didn't talk to him with the others around. He tried not to think too much about that.

Soap's mom was lovely. She smiled at him and commented that it was nice to have someone else that doesn't drink coffee.

"I hope vanilla is okay? I don't really keep Earl Gray in stock..." She was a tiny lady, but her hair was incredibly dark for her age. It curled around her and was clearly something she took care of.

Ghost quickly shook his head. "No, vanilla is fine."

"It's his favorite but he won't admit that." Soap laughed and Ghost instinctively pulled him just a little closer. Fergus gave him a sharp look but Ghost interrupted before anyone got the chance to say anything.

"Maybe." Ghost smiled.

"Oh! Do you want to see some baby photos?" Moray, Soap's mom, said excitedly. "I never get to show his partners these!" She grabbed a book and his sister quickly crowded on Ghost's other's side. He tried not to fidget too much at all the contact.

"Mom..." Soap whined but he let her.

Moray put the book on the table. "A little hard to explain that he was born with white hair." She showed him the baby photo of tiny Soap. His eyes were almost black, like an actual seals and his hair was a pure white color like snow. As the photos changed to his toddler years, he looked perfectly human but they were now intermingled with pictures of a tiny seal pup.

''You were so small." Ghost hummed. "So you guys actually turn completely into a seal?"

"Completely." Soap smiled. "It's pretty fun. I'd have to have my coat back though."

"Never going to happen then." Ghost replied like he was told. He saw Moray flinch but one glance between them and she immediately relaxed.

As hard as he tried, Ghost couldn't imagine being this vulnerable and also this trusting. He could be puppeting Soap to act like this around his family and none of them would know.

What a disconcerting thought. He glanced at Soap.

Ghost hadn't noticed it earlier, but around his family, he could see it. This faint sadness. It was more prominent in their mom. Davina had it, though only when looking at her family.

He couldn't handle this. He needed air.

"Excuse me." Ghost pulled away and went outside, hugging the coat closer. He couldn't feel the cold, but he knew outing himself as not human wouldn't be smart. The snow piled up but he just stepped out.

Fucking hell.

He missed his mom.

Ghost jerked up, straightening his posture. Where the fuck did that come from?

He thought about her. She'd love Soap. Of course, she would though.

Mary Riley was a good woman.

What would she do?

She'd help. Somehow.

Ghost should help too.

Simon let out a breath. "Alright. I'm going to find this woman's coat if it fucking kills me."

#call of duty modern warfare ii #soap call of duty #soapghost #johnny soap mactavish #soap mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #selkie soap

[formosusiniquis]

Argyle as Steve's bi realization, hear me out.

Steve is used to a certain amount of confusing feelings for people after a lot of close contact, high stress apocalypse stopping. There was the first time with Nancy (and wow Jonathan is actually a pretty cool dude, if he changed his hair a little, maybe stopped taking creep pictures in the woods he could be a really fun to hangout with).

And then there was the second time, and that hurt a little bit more cause Nancy is still just as great. Even when she's moving straight on to Jonathan, who really is just a great dude he's really come into his own and he's got kind eyes even if they are staring at Nancy all the time. It's probably just the residual heartache. Some weird things getting tied up with the only two not children that know about monsters too.

But then there's the third time with Robin. And Steve finally thinks he's figured out what's going on. It's like when you take a girl to a horror movie on the first date, only times a million. Your heart rate is up and your adrenaline is through the roof. Of course he's imprinted on any age appropriate person he's near. He probably did love Nancy, Robin is definitely the platonic love of his life, and that definitely explains all the weird feelings he still sometimes has when he's around Jon for too long. It's all just crossed wires in his traumatized, concussed brain.

By the fourth go around he's got it all figured out. Sure, Eddie is objectively, pretty attractive. Sure, he's great with kids which is like Steve's number one desirable trait he looks for. He's funny, he's got a great smile, he's constantly in Steve's space. But the swoopy feeling in his stomach, the dizzy light headedness. That's all adrenaline and blood loss. Robin isn't an option, he's already done this too many times with Nancy, his brain has found the default all that's left is Eddie Munson. But wow, big boy, that one is… something.

So when all is said and done; and Eddie has claimed to see angels and they all look like Steve Harrington -- he does giggle a little at that, feels the strange urge to kick his feet or twirl his hair. But he's just excited that he's got a new age appropriate friend and that they all made it out mostly unscathed. Any and all blush inducing thoughts and feelings can be easily explained away by the waning stress of a traumatic event and the lingering joy that fuck they really did make it out this time.

But then in the quiet, as the dust settles and they all do their best to find normal again. Jonathan has brought Argyle home to Hawkins.

Argyle who has the nicest hair Steve has ever seen. Whose first words to him are, "Dude, that is a righteous mane you're rocking, do you use oils in your routine cause I really think they'd take you to the next level." Argyle, who manages to convince Dustin 'picky eater' Henderson to try fruit on his pizza. Argyle, who made the best brownies Steve has ever eaten and helped him get high for the first time in nearly a year.

There's no adrenaline to blame this time, no lingering apocalypse.

"Robin, I need to talk to you."

He pulls her away from the rest of the older teen party as quick as he can. Nervous and confused and panicked and excited. For once in their friendship she lets herself be tugged along without complaint, understanding instinctively that this is about to be a bathroom conversation.

"You know how Vickie likes both, guys and girls."

"We do not know that, but I remember your theory."

"Well, she definitely does and I'm pretty sure I do too."

"Oh my god, Steve," she stretches his name out until it echoes, "really, I'm so proud of you. That's so great, wait , who was it? How'd you realize? Oh my gosh was it-"

"-Eddie." "Argyle." they say the names in sync.

"Argyle?" "Eddie?" In sync again even their confusion matches.

"Oh God, Eddie," and with a, mostly, clear head things do start making more sense. Eddie, who is co-parenting the kids with him. Eddie, who always makes sure Steve doesn't neglect his own needs in favor of the rest of the group. Eddie, who watched Steve and Lucas play a pickup game last weekend even though he clearly didn’t get the rules past ball in basket. Eddie, who has been reading Lord of the Rings to him over the phone when the nightmares keep them both awake and they can feel razored teeth and barbed tails clawing at their skin. Eddie, who still hasn't gotten his vest back because the thought of losing it makes something hot and tight clench in Steve's chest. "Robin, Eddie!"

Robin, for her part looks relieved, "Thank God, I did not know how to tell you that I'm pretty sure that Argyle was gonna be another partner Jonathan beat you out for."

And with that name comes another realization, "Oh my god, Robin I had a thing for Byers." He can see the laughter threatening to break through and as the giggles start he actually processes what she said, "wait, Jon and Argyle, really?"

She pushes down her laughter, "Yeah, pretty sure the two of them and Nancy are having a little ménage à trois, if you get my meaning."

"Yeah that French I do know."

Robin let's them sit on the cold tile of his bathroom floor, processing and just sharing each other's company. She let's Steve find just a moments peace before she says, "You know this means you've had a thing for everyone in that room, right?"

He lets her guide him into laughing, just like they laughed together in the Starcourt bathroom. It's easier than getting embarrassed. And anyway she's right, as always, and that feels like a crisis for after he's figured out what to do about his new Eddie problem.

#steddie #steddie fic #i promise it ends steddie #i just like exploring the idea that eddie was not actually steves bi panic moment #argyle stranger things #argyle is just dreamy man idk what to tell you #look at that man and tell me he doesnt inspire bi panic #the hair the hawaiians the general demeanor #jargyle #idk if there is a nancy jon argyle tag but i do feel that #jon has two hands #stranger things #my fic #two original posts in one day though who is she #also i know eddie getting steve high for the first time is a popular and immensely enjoyable trope #but i just feel like eddie doesnt fuck with edibles too much and i just know argyle can bake #i dont know if one is an easier high than the other but i feel like itd be easier to convince steve to try edibles #unless of course hes aware hes crushing on the guy offering to shotgun him and then its a whole other conversation

[lilacrwses]

▸ love at first goal

summary: Having able to watch a football game is not how you expect to meet your soulmate

ft: itoshi rin

note: reblogs are a big help :>

Your ideal idea definition of a perfect day off is just in bed eating salad watching netflix and just chilling. However, having your friend visit you she insisted on watching the ever so waited football match together than being alone.

You didn’t really like crowds making it as an excuse, but the gods weren’t really on your side when she mentioned she got two VIP seats at the stadium. You weren’t really surprised when she said that she sponsored the event.

“Come on y/n! I promise this is going to be the last one” She raises her right arm as she said it.

“You said that the last time…and the last time..and the last.. and the las-” She covered your mouth with her palm knowing that it would go on for minutes if she hadn’t stopped you.

“I know that but pleaseee! There are a lot of handsome players back there waiting for you. Maybe then you’ll find your soulmate.”

You thought about it for a second, it’s been 2 years since you’re supposed to find out your other half. Your friend, Emi already found hers, and you couldn’t be more happy for her. Maybe, you’ll give it a shot, it’s not going to be bad right

“Fine, I’ll go with you.” You rolled you eyes, plopping back to bed. “Please choose my clothes for me.” Emi doesn’t seem to mind as she opened your closet.

“You bought new clothes?” You turned your back over. “Na, those brands have been giving them to me. I rejected them but they insisted. It’s rude if I don’t accept.” You let out a big sigh watching Emi move from hanger to hanger.

“How bout this? We could also match.”

“Perfect.”

•••

“Of course, it would be crowded. It’s a national game, what do you expect?” You let out a huff after seeing how packed the stadium is.

There were murmurs that filled the room as you guys were passing by.

“It’s starting,”

“There you have it folks, I’m sure everyone is excited as today is a big game. Big players have gathered in this big arena, what team do you think will win folks?” The echoing voice of the commentator was rapidly covered by the roaring response of the fans.

You really wished you escaped the situation but your heart can’t seem to agree so. Beating rapidly while scanning the crowd hoping to have eye contact with your soulmate, but instead you got to share it to what you've been avoiding since you've arrived; the freaking commentators.

“Wow, what a beauty, as expected from a supermodel” You’re ears perked up at the mention of a familiar occupation.

Screams from different areas in the room was heard, as soon as they saw you.

“I should’ve worn something least flashy” You sarcastically smiled when you happened to pass your sight at your figure above the screen.

“Puh-lease, with that body of yours? Whatever you’ll wear you’ll stand out.”

“Still, It could have been…avoi..ded” You can’t manage to finish your sentence when you saw a pair of beautiful colored teal eyes right before you, and that is when you knew you had found your missing piece.

Your heart started to race at the unfamiliar feeling, and butterflies started to roam your stomach, clenching your chest you wanted this odd emotion to stop. Once again you looked at his eyes it was a sharp cold scenery.

"Name. what's your name?" His voice sounded so raspy as if he had just woken up from a great sleep. "Y/n L/n" you curtly replied to which he nodded and looked away for a while..

You may wonder why he doesn't seem interested in talking to you, but oh boy when you look a little bit closer his cheeks are tinted pink. He looked away because he was really bashful about the sudden encounter.

So many eyes have he made contact but with only yours has his heart beated. After what felt like forever he finally looked your way, still, having the slightest blush at the upper of his cheeks.

"I'm Rin, Itoshi Rin." Thankfully you heard his mumble in the midst of the noisy crowd. "Can we see each other later?" He scratches his nape you smiled at his cute antics and nodded. You didn't know where the confidence came from but you inched closer to him and whispered, "Well only if you'll have the first goal."

"Then, can I have my advance victory kiss?" You were taken aback, you could feel your face heat up. Rin intended it as a harmless joke but you took it seriously and placed a quick peck on his cheeks.

The striker's eyes widen but before he could say something you beat him to it "I think your teammates are calling you.." They pretty much saw the scene when he saw them reenacting the whole thing. But his teammates weren't the only ones who saw.

The whole stadium did.

"Wait for me?" you practically chuckled and nod your head "I think that's already given.".

Pretty much sure your interaction with Rin will get you featured in the news articles as the hottest picks.

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[yakumtsaki]

It’s the morning after Felina’s birthday disaster and the bozo bros are interrupted on their way to work-

-BY TWO SEPARATE THUNDER FIRES. HOLY HELL. Xander, I get that undying loyalty is the dog unique selling point, but could you please stop following these morons as they run towards the fire??

-Oh wow bro, that was a close one! -I cant’ believe none of us has died in a fire yet with how many of them we’re getting! -Tell me about it! It’s like something is trying to kill us!

Um ya, your own stupidity?? Just go to work. 

-Look at us, Servilia, two old ladies and still so limber, huhu!🌸 

Ok Cyn I’m starting to worry with all your wholesome pet interactions, don’t you wanna hook up with at least iVan?? I mean he’s right there!

-I don’t know, what’s the point of romantic interactions without Don here to catch me cheating?😔💗

Aw Cyn, so loyal, up there with Xander!

20K?!? FFS SANDY, at this point it’s literally costing us money to keep your dumb zombie ass employed.

-̵B̴U̶T I̷ G̵O̴T P̴R̴O̵M̵O̶T̷E̷D A̴N̸Y̵W̸A̷Y🧟‍♀️

Ya and made 3k total, so you still owe me 17k!

-̵A̸N̵D̷ Y̴O̶U O̷W̵E̴ M̷E̴ M̸Y L̴I̷F̴E🧟‍♀️

Ok well, we’ll call it even!

Look who finally managed to get an A+ now that he didn’t opt out of school.

-One day was all it took me, IN YOUR FACE, FAILINA

Ugh.

-Uncle Sugar look, I finally bested Failina! 

Felina always had good grades, what you did was finally REACH her.

-Great job, buddy! Now go take your nap and Uncle Sugar will be here to train you tomorrow for your big birthday fight!

Your big what?

-Failina is obviously going to counterattack and ruin MY upcoming birthday, idiot, so we’re training for it and I’M GONNA DESTROY HER. MUAHAHAHA. Now if you’ll excuse me it’s time for my nap-nap time with gram-gram.

Barth how can you be so wholesome and such a demon at the same time, I can’t. 

-Ah, nothing better than just standing here, getting drunk in this open space while it’s raining!

Sounds good to me, time to leave you unattended for even a second and go wash the dogs with Sophie-

-um, Sugar, why is your portrait missing from our family panel??

SUGAR??? SUGAR WTF

-With my last breath.. I’m gonna use this death animation as aesthetically as possible.. and slide down the bathroom wall..

OH MY GOD WHAT

OH MY GOD IT’S REAL WHAT IS HAPPENING 

-WAAAAAAAAAAAH BRO NOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IM

-WHY SUGAR WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE FOR NO CLEAR REASON 

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY WHAT ON EARTH. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE DIED

-Ok can you people take this somewhere else, I’m trying to admire myself here. 

-WAAAAH first my husband and now my nephew noooooo🌸

CYN PLEASE NOT NOW. Bro literally HOW did Sugar die, I feel he was struck by lighting or something and then made it to the bathroom and crawled up to die there?? I mean what the-

NO. NO WAY. JOJO.

-Hello :)

YOU KILLED SUGAR???

-Well all the fires weren’t working so I had to get creative!

OH MY GOD

-Great job, grandpa Jojo! Let me just clean all the death stink from in here..

YOU TWO ARE INSANE

-Grandma Sophie helped too, why do you think she rolled the want to wash the dogs?

OH MY GODDDD YOU ARE ALL PSYCHOS. Well whatever cause you know what?? Where others see a problem.. 

..I see a romantic opportunity! 

-Please don’t do this, we have suffered enough.

You really haven’t, now get dialing!

-̶I̵'̵M A̶L̷I̸V̵E̵!!!🧟

You got that about right!

-W̵H̴Y̴ A̴M ̵I̵ G̷R̸E̸Y. ̸O̵H̸ N̶O.F̴U̶C̴K̷ Y̶O̴U̴, A̷U̸N̴T̵ S̶H̸A̶J🧟

-😠😠😠😠😠

Welp.. You look great! 

Real talk, I STILL don’t know how Sugar died, he doesn’t have a memory of seeing a ghost OR being hit by lighting! Spontaneous combustion?? Wtf

-H̶E̸Y̴ ̵S̵A̷N̴D̸Y̶, N̸O̷T̴I̷C̴E A̵N̶Y̸T̴H̸I̶N̴G̵ D̴I̶F̷F̷E̶R̵E̸N̴T🧟 -I̴ ̸D̵O̵N̸'̴T̷, I̵ A̸L̸W̴A̷Y̵S H̶A̵V̵E T̸H̴I̶S S̵H̸O̵C̷K̴E̵D̵ A̴N̸D̴ A̷P̵P̵A̵L̶L̶E̷D̵ E̶X̸P̸R̶E̵S̸S̴I̷O̴N̷ ̶O̶N̴ M̴Y̸ F̴A̸C̷E🧟‍♀️

SANDY NO. PLEASE ACCEPT THE NEW HIM OTHERWISE I BROUGHT HIM BACK FOR NOTHING.

-Y̴O̷U̴'̶R̴E̸ E̵V̷E̷N̸ H̴O̵T̷T̴E̴R̵ N̷O̴W̶, Y̵O̵U̸ ̷B̴I̸G̶ ̵R̶O̷T̸T̴I̵N̴G H̴U̵N̶K🧟‍♀️

OH THANK GOD. Let’s take you crazy zombie kids out on a proper date!!!

-̴H̸E̶R̴E̶'̵S̴ T̷O̵ U̸S̴ A̴N̵D̵ A̸ ̵C̸L̴A̵S̷S̸Y̴ ̶R̶O̶M̵A̴N̵T̵I̵C E̶V̸E̶N̵I̷N̶G̵🧟 -C̸L̷I̷N̷K̴ ̷C̸L̴I̸N̵K̴🧟‍♀️

-N̶O̸M̷ ̴N̶O̶M̴🧟‍♀️   -G̶O̶O̴D B̸R̷A̵I̵N̸S̵ T̶O̶N̶I̶G̷H̷T🧟

Ya ok I officially ship it.

CUTE❤️

AWWWWW🧟‍♀️❤️🧟

-̴I̷ L̶O̴V̴E̸ Y̷O̷U S̷A̶N̵D̶Y̵, W̸E̵ H̶A̴D̸ T̸O̷ D̴I̷E̵ S̶O̵ W̴E̵ C̷O̸U̷L̶D ̵B̸E̸ T̷O̴G̵E̵T̷H̷E̵R🧟 -W̴E̷L̵L I̸ D̵I̸D̸N̴'̷T H̴A̷V̷E̷ T̸O D̴I̵E T̸W̴I̸C̵E🧟‍♀️ -B̷O̵T̸H̴ Y̴O̶U̷R̸ D̵E̴A̸T̴H̴S̴ W̴E̸R̴E G̴R̷A̶N̷D̶P̴A̵ J̵O̶J̵O̷'̷S̴ F̷A̵U̸L̸T̴ A̸N̶D N̴O̸W̷ H̴E̷ ̷K̶I̷L̸L̸E̴D̴ M̶E T̸O̵O🧟 -Y̶O̷U̶'̵R̸E R̷I̵G̶H̸T̴,W̴E̵ ̵O̶W̷E̸ O̴U̸R̸ H̶A̸P̵P̸I̸N̷E̸S̵S̶ T̸O H̵I̵M🧟‍♀️ -I̶ W̷A̸S A̵L̸W̷A̴Y̴S H̴I̸S F̷A̷V̸O̶R̵I̶T̸E🧟

#gen 4 #ts2 #long post

[storiesofsvu]

Opposing Counsel Ch 2

Warnings: language, talk of sex, some chaos, brief talk of case work.

“Hey! You busy?” You popped your head into Rita Calhoun’s office, she smiled at you from the desk, you’d been friends from the second you started at her firm 6 years ago. In the years since you’d become closer than any of the other lawyers, often sharing meals, post work drinks, or coming to each other for suggestions on cases, not to mention you were two of the best defence attorney’s in New York. You had a very open and playful relationship, when you weren’t busy tearing apart cases you gave off a relaxing, playful vibe, Rita found herself able to actually open up a bit more around you. Most of your other coworkers simply didn’t get the goofiness you managed to coerce out of each other, but it worked.

“Not really.” She replied, 

“Perfect!” You moved into the office, “I’ve got lunch!” Rita was quick to move the paperwork off her desk, clearing an empty spot for you to plop the bag down onto. She expected you to start pulling containers out, slightly surprised when you moved around her desk,

“What’re you..?”

“Oh just hold on, I need to show you something.” You pulled her keyboard toward you, “Close your eyes.”

“Oh God VanRiel, what now?” You laughed at that, you’d been putting up with each other’s shit for too many years now, she knew something was coming.

You clicked through a couple of screens on Youtube until you found what you wanted, giggling to yourself as you hit play ‘Sometimes, somethin’ beautiful happens in this world, you don’t know how to express yourself, so, you just gotta sing….’ Rita practically howled as The Lonely Island’s ‘I Just Had Sex’ blared through her office.

“Oh My GOD Y/N!” She rushed to turn the volume down, the door was open after all. “I take it the date went well then?”

“No.” You dropped down into a chair, pulling some lemon chicken towards you, “He was a total dick but I ditched him and ended up meeting someone at Spring Lounge.” You took a bite of food, “There’s ginger beef in there for you…” The switch back to completely casual was completely smooth.

“And?” She quirked a brow at you, pulling the food and a pair of chopsticks out.

“The song didn’t explain it well enough? Or did you want specific details?” Rita laughed into her lunch, shaking her head,

“Whether I ask for them or not you’ll tell me.”

“You’re not wrong.” You smirked,

“And…” She repeated,

“Holy fuck. Like, this guy, easily top 3. Not joking, I mean, we got along super well, there was none of that awkwardness, we just…worked. I mean, find a guy who’ll take care of your tab when you weren’t on an actual date? Never happens in this goddamn city.” You rolled your eyes.

“Top 3 hey?” She joked, 

“Rita.” You stopped your eating, “Please…this guy…holy fuck…incredible kisser, his hands, wow, I mean like, wow. And his—“ It was there she finally cut you off.

“Y/N, come on! We’re eating.”

“Sorry!” You both laughed, you’d kept Rita pretty in the loop of your dating life after one of your HORRIBLE first dates ended up on the wrong side of an assault charge a few weeks later. She mainly wanted to make sure you were safe, but was definitely living vicariously through you.

“Did you exchange numbers?” You shrugged, 

“I left him with mine, we’ll see what happens….” 

The conversation moved slowly away from your escapades, asking about Rita’s week, how her current case was going, the sentencing the judge came back with on your last case. An hour easily passed, conversation flowing with ease between two friends, the take out containers empty by the time your phone went off, digging it out of your pocket you answered.

“VanRiel.” A elongated pause, Rita watched as your brows furrowed, taking in the information being conveyed to you, “K, I’ll be there in 10.” You hung up the phone, an exasperated sigh leaving your lips as you looked across at Rita, “You know anything about SVU?” Most of the clients you had were business men, the work you did was mainly white collar crimes, money laundering, nothing violent, you’d never been called to sex crimes or homicide. Rita let out a huff of a laugh, 

“Good luck…”

“Detectives or their A.D.A?” You questioned while gathering your things.

“Both!” Rita replied, “I swear, somedays they have their shit together, other days….it’s a complete disaster…”

“Great…” You rolled your eyes, “We’re still on for drinks tonight?”

“Sweetheart you’re gonna need them after this.”

“Uggghhhhhh.” You promptly left her office, gearing back up into lawyer mode. You may have a playful and fun relationship with your friends, but there was absolutely no doubt you were a complete shark when it came to your job. You knew exactly how to play into the jury’s hands, how to manipulate them into believing whatever it was you needed to. There was a tingle in your chest knowing that this would be different, you’d never dealt with something Special Victims was called in for, but you knew Jonathon Perman, and you already had a feeling it would be an easy win for you.

***

Arriving at SVU, Captain Olivia Benson was quick to greet you, asking if she could help you, you were quick to respond that you were  there looking for your client.

“Perman?” She questioned, you nodded, “He’s with our A.D.A. right now.” You practically scoffed, 

“He lawyered up 15 minutes ago…you better not be questioning him any further.” 

Benson threw you a glare at that (that…you were used to, it came with the business, cops never really liked you and honestly, you couldn’t give a fuck). She led you to an interrogation room, through the window you saw who you presumed was a cop (Rollins) leant up against the wall, and none other than fucking Rafael sitting at the table across from your client. The world had to be playing some kind of cruel joke against you, right? You didn’t spare Benson another moment as you opened the door, 

“I’d like a moment with my client please.” Your voice was hard, cold, lawyer mode activated. Rafael looked over his shoulder at you, the smug grin on his face fading as he realized just who he was looking at. His thought process went from, ‘a new lawyer, perfect,’ to ‘wait…’ to ‘oh fuck…’ to ‘wait…this girl’s a little sub, there’s no way she can win this’. He drank in your appearance, the casualness of your clothes completely changed. Your hair was pinned back in a low bun, a loose piece curled by your ear, your hips tight in a pencil skirt, a red dress shirt, two buttons undone, that matched the pair of red heels completely. You may have been dressed for work but to him, you were dressed like absolute sex. He felt his cock twitch in response to your appearance, you may have been there to work against him but there was something so undeniably sexy about that he couldn’t hold back. Not to mention the image of you shaking beneath him was burned into his eyes for eternity.

“Counsellor…”He managed to stumble out, you moved into the room, extending a hand to him,

“Y/N VanRiel.” His hand encased yours, accepting the greeting despite your previous…encounter… “And I’ll have that moment with my client now.”

You briefly had a moment with Jonathon, telling him not to say anything, you knew they were all still listening through the glass. He’d been accused of raping a bartender at a work function, but vehemently denied it, even after she’d picked him out of a lineup. You…you honestly believed him, there was something off about the entire situation, you said you’d do your best to get him bail, but he’d have to spend the night in Rikers before arraignment. You reassured him that you were the best at what you did, and you weren’t about to let him get put away for something he didn’t do. On your exit from interrogation you found Barba waiting for you, you cocked a brow.

“Can I help you?”

“You know he did it, right? Or are you just used to defending perverts.” You barked out a laugh at that, 

“Counsellor, I’m used to defending people who don’t deserve to go to jail, and Perman here, is on that list.” You heels brought you right up to Rafael’s eye line, and you weren’t about to back down to his crappy intimidation. He scoffed at your reply, 

“Oh please VanRiel, he raped that girl and we all know it, and I’m going to prove it. We both know you’re willing to submit to that, right?” You rolled your eyes at his mention of your sexual submission.

“You can do your best to prove it Barba but you’re wrong. And if you think I’m going to back off that easily, you have no idea how I am in the courtroom.”  You gave him a once over before leaving the bull pen, full of sass and confidence, he couldn’t help but watch the way your hips swayed in the tight skirt, the red heels embedded into his brain, despite the situation he found himself imagining fucking you while you wore only those shoes. 

****

Hours later, after pouring over the weakness of what SVU called a case and talking to a few of Perman’s coworkers, you dropped yourself into a booth across from Rita, groaning heavily.

“That bad?” She questioned, pushing the extra glass of scotch towards you. You rolled your eyes, taking a thankful swig of the amber liquid, “Detectives or the A.D.A.?”

“Honestly you’re not even going to believe me when I tell you…” You needed another couple of gulps of scotch before you could even think of telling her.

“What? That squad does so much shit to get cases thrown out all the time.” Your glass hit the table a little harder than you meant it to, 

“It wasn’t the squad…” You let out a groan, “Mr Mystery from last night…none other than A.D.A. Rafael fucking Barba…” You finished off the scotch as that as Rita practically hollered, collapsing into a fit of laughter at your misfortune, when she’d regained herself (and you ordered another drink) wiping tears from her eyes she looked over at you.

“You can’t be serious…”

“Would I LIE to you about this shit Rita?!” You laughed at yourself, “Fuck! Like…how in the hell does that happen?! He was in jeans, he didn’t come across as a lawyer at all! I never would have thought he was even close to working in law, what the fuck!?” You’d been processing the information in the back of your mind all day, it was amazing that he could come off so differently at work, but there was no way you were about to lose this case.  

“Oh and you’re telling me you were in business wear writing on a legal pad when he showed up?” Rita questioned, causing you to roll your eyes at her, 

“Okay, fine, neither of us mentioned work, we didn’t talk about it…but now I need to walk into the courtroom and win that case like he wasn’t moaning when his dick was in my mouth.” She barked out a laugh at that, 

“Jesus Y/N….” You took a second to thank the waitress for your round of drinks, sipping back the scotch, surprised when she spoke again, “…Top 3…really?” You shot her a death glare, 

“Don’t even start Calhoun.”

“Uhm, if I remember correctly you were the one who came into my office blasting the song about having sex earlier today.” The smirk on her face apparent as you laughed against your drink.

“Fine! Yes….that fucking A.D.A. is in my top 3….fuck me…” You muttered into your drink, Rita laughing across at you. You’d certainly never expected to be in this situation, you did your best to keep your personal and work life separate, but this…this was a whole new level of craziness, at least you knew you had the case in the bag. 

#rafael barba #rafael barba x reader #law and order svu #opposing counsel

[specialagentlokitty]

Martin Evershed x Reader - closer then anything

Mr Evershed with work spouse. (Work spouse is a special, platonic friendship with a work colleague characterized by a close emotional bond, high levels of disclosure and support, and mutual trust, honesty, loyalty, and respect) Reader is another teacher and they are best friends but mistaken as an actual couple constantly - @mxacegrey 💜

Standing next to the reception doors, you had you arms crossed over your chest as you smiled and said morning to all the students.

“Someone’s cheery considering I don’t see a coffee cup.”

You laughed a little, turning your head to find Martin walking over with two cups in his hands.

He handed one over to you and you bumped his shoulder giving him a little grin.

“I finally watched the movie you told me about.”

“Great! What did you think?”

“A little too much romance for me, more of an action movie fan ya know?”

“I know I know, I watched that film you suggested and that was a lot of blood.”

You grinned happily up at him and he rolled his eyes at you, poking your arm as he gestured to the cup in your hand.

“Just drink your drink before it gets cold.”

“Looking good guys!” Fizza yelled.

You rolled your eyes at her and stopped her in her tracks.

“One that’s inappropriate, two I can see that piercing missy.”

You flicked your eyes to the headmaster standing next to you talking to one of the other students.

“Get before he sees.”

“Thanks!”

She rushed away and you made your way inside to talk to Loraine and asked if she managed to print of those worksheets you for some reason could print.

“Nice to see someone’s getting gifts.” She joked.

“He knows giving me coffee keeps me sweet.” You laughed.

“You two are practically married at this point!”

“Johnny!” You called.

The boy laughed and stood next to you, resting his arms on the desk as he looked up at you with a grin and you looked down at him.

“Come on it’s true.” He snickered.

“We’re friends and nothing more.” You said.

“Right that’s why you two are always together.” He mused.

“Johnny I’m not talking about this with you.”

“We saw you guys get in the same car, where’d he take you? Cafe? Movie? Restaurant?”

“Johnny cooper!” You scolded, “and for your information he didn’t take me anywhere as you so kindly put, my car is in the shop and he offered me a lift.”

“Wow no standards you should aim higher.”

You rolled your eyes and lightly hit him on the back with your papers and he laughed, jumping back as he pointed to you.

“Sir I’m being abused!”

Martin appeared next to you and crossed his arms over his chest.

“Sorry Johnny I didn’t see anything.” He said.

“I see how it is, partners in crime and all that yeah?” The boy smirked.

“Get to class already you lurker.” You laughed.

He snickered again and wondered away and you turned to Martin, sitting on the reception desk as you flicked through the papers with a small frown.

Martin spotted this and leant down, peaking at the papers in confusion.

“Wrong ones?”

“Right one’s wrong order I’ve got to go through them all before second period.” You groaned.

“Right I’ll sort it, you’ve got a class waiting.”

“Thank you so much.” You sighed.

You handed the papers to him, gave him a smile and walked away to go teach your first lesson.

It went pretty well and as students were moving between classes and stopped to talk to one another during the ten minute layover period.

The door opened and you looked up, smiling at Martin as he came in waving some papers about.

“You’re an absolute lifesaver Martin thank you.”

“Anytime. Now, I brought you lunch yesterday so I believe you owe me one.”

“Yes yes I remember you food hog. Now get I’ve got a class to teach.”

“Yeah yeah I’m going, oh and I need to talk to you later.”

You nodded and waved him off as you classes started.

At lunch you both sat in his office while eating and you kicked your feet up on his desk and he rolled his eyes, pushing them away.

You shrugged and kicked your feet up in his lap instead.

“So what you wanna talk about?”

“Hussain downloaded a dating app on my phone and I don’t know what to do. Do I keep it? Delete it?” He asked.

“Right, well are you interested in seeing other people? Like do you want to explore your options and try something new?” You asked.

He sighed and shrugged a little.

“I honestly don’t know, I’ve barely dated.”

“Well Hussain isn’t the right person to help you. Look I’ve been on a few dates so I can help you out, but it’s up to you if you wanna date people or not.”

He nodded his head and leant back in his chair, closing his eyes as he let out a long sigh.

You smiled at him and stood up, walking over you sat on the edge of his desk as you wiggled your fingers.

Confused he gave you his hand.

“Thank you, but I don’t want your hand idiot, I want your phone.”

“Why?”

“Cause.”

He shrugged and gave it to you, and watched as you opened the app, deleting most profiles you came across.

“Oh she’s cute. What about her?” You asked.

You showed him the profile and he studied it before shrugging.

“She looks nice.”

“Let’s give it a shot.”

You swiped to match her then handed him his phone back.

“Don’t chat to too many woman it can get confusing to a fossil like you.”

With that you handed him his phone and left the office while he sat there processing what you had said to him.

He didn’t see you for the rest of the day after that, or the next day and he was worried.

He sat at the reception desk looking at his phone with a frown.

“Missing your partner Mr Evershed?”

He looked up at Mrs Carp.

“Excuse me?”

“You’ve been sat there for an hour waiting looking at your phone. You’re missing your partner (Y/N).”

He hadn’t realised it had been that long.

“(Y/N) isn’t.. we’re not…” he stumbled for words.

He sighed and shook his head, stuffing his phone in his pocket as he pointed to her.

“We’re just good friends.”

With that he made his way into his office to do some work and not long later you came walking in and dropped your bag in front of his desk.

He looked up and took in your messy appearance.

“What happened? Are you okay?”

“I’m so sorry Martin, my car wouldn’t start then the bus didn’t show up and apparently my phone didn’t charge.”

He sat you down and handed you his coffee cup.

“Did you walk all the way here? You live on the other side of town.”

You shrugged and leant back, letting out a relieved sigh as you closed your eyes.

Martin was about to sit down again when he stopped and turned to you, reaching down he took your hands in his and looked at you.

“What you do get into a fight with a cheese grater or something?” He asked.

“Oh yeah I tripped while running across the road.” You grinned.

He sighed rolling his eyes, gesturing for you to wait he vanished before coming back with a first aid kit.

He knelt down in front of you and started to clean the grazes on your hands.

“I’m gonna wrap you in bubble wrap at this rate, are you okay?”

“Yeah yeah just scraped my hands I completely forgot to be honest.”

“Of course you did.” He chuckled.

Loraine stood watching on the other side of the window, before turning around a grin on her face as she rushed around to find someone to tell.

You guys still had no idea who was spreading the rumour that you and Martin were actually a couple

#ackley bridge #Ackley bridge x reader #Ackley bridge x you #Ackley bridge imagine #Martin evershed #martin evershed imagine #martin evershed x reader #martin evershed x you

[oddballwriter]

I Thought it Would be Funny!

Summary: You and Evan get up to some halloween shenanigans and almost get in trouble, but it turns out that getting chased off someone’s yard leads to some slightly sweet and romantic moments

Warnings: mentions of mild vandalism  

Relationship: Romantic 

Author’s Snip: It’s still halloween when I’m writing this and I feel like writing something using both this list of quotes and from my hc about what you and the slenderverse guys are doing on halloween. Also, I hope you guys had a fun Halloween, and a happy Día de los Muertos to my hispanic followers too. 

Notes: I’m using 9, 21, 30 for this btw. Also, I didn’t proof read this, I just wanted to write something before the night was over. 

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy!

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  “Why did you think that was a good idea?!” you ask as you and your boyfriend ran as fast as you can. “I thought it would be funny! She’s mean to everyone on Halloween anyways!” Evan responded. 

  The ‘she’ he was talking about was a woman in the neighborhood who was one of those people who saw Halloween as “The devil’s holiday” and looked down on people who celebrated it. Evan managed to convince you that it would be great to mess with her and egg her driveway. He said that it’s less rude than egging her house since she could just hose off the yokes in the morning. But it turns out she has motion detectors on at night and didn’t find it very funny. She came screaming out while you two were about to throw some more and threatening to call the cops. That’s when you two bolted like hell the other direction and into some light woods that had a park on the other side.

  When you finally made it to the other side you took that as a sign to stop for a minute to catch your breathes. 

  “I can’t believe you convinced me to do that.” you breathed. “I swear to god if we end up spending the rest of halloween in the back of a cop car, I’m gonna throw you under the bus.” you joked as you playfully punched him in the arm. “Wow! So you’d trade your Clyde in just like that, huh?” Evan remarked back with a chuckle before getting close to you and putting his hand on your head for seemingly no reason. 

 “What are you doing?” you ask. “There’s a leaf in your hair. A few actually.” he answered. You let out a hum as you let him pick all of them out, which let you bask in the warmth of being so close in the cold night. It felt very nice and even let it become a slightly romantic moment as you wrapped your arms around his waist as means to make him close when you thought he’d move away from you. Evan took the hint and wrapped his arms around your shoulders. 

  It didn’t take long for you to go for a kiss, which was also accepted. Just as you pulled away, you went in for another, which Evan also happily accepted. You had begun to giggle once you finished the second kiss. “Why are you laughing?” he asked, still holding you close. “You taste like those fruit candies.” you admitted still giggling. “Is that a complaint?” Evan asked, even though his grin showed that he knew the answer. “No.” you replied, “I like it.” you confessed. 

  “Well you can get a better taste all you want when we back to my place. But I think we should leave here before those cops she threatened us with find us.” Evan offered as he pulled away from you and taking you hand and starting to walk away.

  “Do you think she actually called the cops?” you ask as you followed his pull. “Eh, I don’t think so. But let’s take a detour just in case.” he said.  

#slenderverse #everymanhybrid #EveryManHybrid x reader #slenderverse x reader #emh evan #evan myers #emh x reader #emh evan x reader #x reader #x reader oneshot #oneshot

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Hey! I really loved your other works and I was wondering if you can do cuddling with Jett and those you want. If not that completely fine, feel free to pass and remember to eat, drink and sleep !

Jett is one of my fav Valorant agents, so you got it! Kind of like with my previous cuddling posts, I'm going to write out a full scene. This one is Jett's, but there will be one or two others to come. And thank you for the reminders! I hope you're taking care of yourself, Anon! :)

Minors and ageless blogs, DNI // You will be blocked

Cuddling- Jett

"Please?"

"No."

"Come on Sunny, just let me finish the paragraph I was working on."

"Wow. Even calling me Sunny, huh?" Jett chuckled to herself, placing a kiss on the top of her head.

"You're bad. But the answer is still no."

You frowned to yourself, the movement not going unnoticed by Jett. Much to your annoyance, she had unexpectedly dropped by your room with a plate of food and a determined spark in her eyes. Her only intention was to make sure you were eating real food instead of the convenience store crap you stocked up on, but she soon realized that you needed more than a hot meal.

You sat frozen at your desk as her head snapped from the half-eaten sandwiches tossed in the trash to the dark circles under your eyes to the slight coffee-induced tremors of your hands. Before you could even react, she was smacking your hand away from the computer mouse and saving your work. Just as you managed to choke out your first protest, she was already on her hands and knees unplugging the monitor.

Jett had a new goal and was hellbent on making it a reality: making you take an evening for yourself. No one was going to stop her from doing that, not even you.

She ran her fingers through your hair as you sighed, plucking at a loose thread on your duvet. Despite how upset you were at Jett for interrupting your work, she still managed to coax you into eating the dinner Cypher made and convince you to lay down for a few minutes. She said she only wanted you to relax for a little while before getting back into things, but you could tell she had ulterior motives. She knew very well that playing with your hair was enough to put you into a coma at times, the feeling of her fingers brushing against your scalp and her content hums enough to lull you to sleep. The jig was up the second she pulled your head into her lap.

While your heart may have fluttered at the unspoken gesture under any other circumstance, you couldn't help but feel a little annoyed this time around. You didn't feel comfortable going to sleep yet. Not when there was still so much to be done.

"This is a big deal for me," you murmured, your hand finally going still.

"I've never recruited someone before, but for this agent, Sage specifically asked that I go out and try to convince them to join. That's... I don't want to mess that up, you know?"

"I get it," Jett replied.

"But is all this-" she gestured towards the trash can full of abandoned lunches and the empty cold brew cans strewn across your desk "- really going help you best prepare for that?"

"Jett, I-"

"She picked you for a reason, Y/N. She knows you and she knows about the person Brimstone scouted out; she wouldn't have chosen you to talk to them if she thought you weren't fit for the job. Your strengths, your capabilities, your personality- all of that was factored into her decision."

Jett could feel her expression soften.

"I wish you could better see that for yourself. Or at least steal some of Chamber's confidence for you to borrow for a while; it's not like he'd miss it anyway, I swear he gives himself the bedroom eyes every time he passes a mirror."

You found yourself chuckling at her joke, Jett taking the opportunity to continue.

"You'll do just fine, trust me. But slaving over the report you're preparing, skipping meals, hardly sleeping, just- continuing on the way you have? You're gonna burn yourself out before you even step foot on the carrier to leave."

"I'm... I'm just really nervous, Sunwoo."

She had to strain to hear your quiet admission, the movement of her fingers coming to a halt. She instead opted to reach over, lacing one of your hands in hers.

"Keeping busy makes me feel like I'm at least accomplishing something. Even if I feel like I have no idea what I'm doing."

"I can always help you out, you know? If you're stuck on something you're trying to write or if you're freaking out over what to discuss with them, I'll totally sit down and figure it out with you. You don't have to let yourself spin out."

"You wouldn't mind?" You asked, looking up to face her. She gave you an assuring smile and nodded, sincerity flooding her blue gaze.

"Of course not. But you know what we need to shift the focus on right now?"

"Hmm?"

"Getting some rest and recharging your brain."

She pinched your cheek, earning a small smile in return. Although some part of you still longed to sit back down at your desk and keep working, you knew she was right. It was hard to write when your brain was foggy with exhaustion, so actually letting yourself sleep would do you some good.

"Okay."

She gave you a comforting squeeze.

"Good."

You allowed your eyes to close and took in a deep breath, noting the scent of Jett's shampoo as she took to braiding and unbraiding small sections of your hair. It wasn't long at all until you dozed off, Jett continuing her gentle movements until she was sure you wouldn't wake. It was only then that she quietly slipped out of bed to clean your room, making silent but quick work of the trash littered around your workspace.

Only when everything was orderly (and she'd replaced your cold brew stash with water bottles), did she crawl back in bed beside you, wrapping you up in her arms as she too fell asleep.

#valorant imagines #valorant jett #jett x reader

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Soo @corgiplays themselves requested... Well I asked them because I had no idea which one I should do, but they said the one that I would have liked to do next anyway for the

Murray adopting Robin AU

and well they chose the Thanksgiving with Murray! (I mean finally a story with the main focus being him and Robin again! Also very very long intro until the Thanksgiving with Murray. Also the Halloween part wasn't supposed to be so long 😭)

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[October, 26th Saturday]

Robin wanted to see Murray again, so she asked him to come to Hawkins. Her Mom has been a bit more demanding than usual so she didn't have that much time to talk to him over the phone. This is also the reason why they meet at Steve's house. Steve was out somewhere, he didn't really say where, but he say they could use his place, so she doesn't really care.

"So this is Steve Harrington's infamous house" Murray says and starts looking around. "Um-yeah! I guess it is.." Robin says while looking at him suspiciously 'why do i feel like he knows something I don't?....' she stares at him for a bit but then let's the thought go. She clears her throat "soo...I've been basically living here since summer, so if you need anything, or want to know where stuff is,you can ask this expert here" she says. embarrassed at her last line 'did I really just say that' while also pointing a thumb at herself. Murray stops looking around and turns to Robin with a weird look in his eyes "You and Steve are close"

Robin's confused for a second but then her eyes widden "We-" "Are not dating. I know" Murray cuts her off. She looks surprised "how-" "do I know? Well either that or Steve would be emotionally cheating on you, also you would have told me if there was anyone, because even though we just officially not even 2 months ago, I, for some reason, trust you and I feel like you also trust me, which surprised me since you obviously have trust issues" Robin was shocked. They're just standing in the doorway to the kitchen for a few silent minutes, with Murray gently smiling at her. "How-" "do I know that?" he shrugs "I'm just that good" snickering quietly. "Now" he claps his hands together. "I need something to drink" "But it's like still-" "earily? Well I don't care. There's a happy hour time somewhere" He says while going through a few cabinets.

This was not what Robin thought would happen. But he is right. She does trust him. After just standing there for a few seconds she points at the cabinet Murray was looking for. Murray opens it and is met with disappointment "Oh wow.. You'd think rich people at least have whiskey, but it's only beer...disappointing" Robin laughs at that "Yea well Steve buys the groceries around here so that's probably why" Murray either didn't care or didn't want to talk about this comment so he just said "well at least it's not the cheap one" and takes one, holding one out for Robin "no thanks" she says and they walk over to the living room. "So you mentioned that you got a job, how's that going?" Murray asked while taking a sip from the bottle and sitting down on the couch. Robin's eyes sparkle "It's amazing! I mean the manager is weird and the payment isn't really that good, but I love working with movies! I love when I can talk about movies or when people ask me for suggestions. I'm also basically a movie expert, at least that's what the kids told me." she starts shaking her head "Oh God the kids. Don't get me wrong, I love them, but they can be such a pain in the ass! Like, just two days, I was in the back room and Mike started throwing videotapes at Dustin because he said something about..i don't even know!- And then Dustin starts throwing them at him too and when I came out of the back room, it was chaos. They were all over the floor and genres were mixed together, luckily non of them were damaged, but since Steve couldn't go to work that day, guess who had to clean it up. Yup, me. At least the kids felt guilty enough to help. Yesterday they also came over, and apologized again, well Mike and Dustin. Nancy was there too, she probably made them apologize again, I also think she threatened them to do it..they seemed kinda scared....So well I love my job." She ends her ramble with a smile. "That's good to hear" Murray smiles at her and puts the now empty bottle on the coffee table. 'oh God, did I really ramble that long, why didn't he stop me' Robin blushes in embarrassment "Sor-" "Well besides that it doesn't pay well, but you gotta start somewhere" "Y-yeah" Robin looks down with a smile.

"So you and Nancy must be close for her to threaten her brother to say sorry again" her head snaps up at that "uh-" Murray got this weird look in his eyes again "n-not really, I mean we kinda bonded, and I guess you can say we're friends, but mostly just friends because we're hanging out in the same group..." she looked down again. "that doesn't really fit her character..." he mumbles to himself. He clears his throat "So you and the kids are also close? Let me guess, you're closes to the red haired one" "Max, her name is Max" Robin answered a bit annoyed "but yes, we're even gonna have a matching costume for Halloween!" her tone getting exciting again "we're gonna go as Wendy and Jack from The Shining!" "Well you don't even need a costume to be Jack" "I'm gonna take that as a compliment" "Sure" Murray says snickering. "Anyway..we only spend money one a few things since we already had fitting clothing, the only missing thing is Wendy's overrall dress, you know the brown/orange one and without that the look just isn't complete and we couldn't really find anything similar to it, but well we still have a few days, so maybe we'll find something" Robin's tries to sound hopeful but her eyes show doubt "I mean it's just a costume but we got this far and we even got a fake axe and I just like when costumes have every single detail possible on them" Murray thinks for a bit "You know I can make one for you, well Max. I just need her measurements and the fabric." Robin looks at him in disbelieve "You know it's not weird for a man to know how to se-" Robin attacks him with a hug "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" she's chants. Murray pats her on the back "Yea yea, you're welcome" he chuckles. "You're the best" she pulls away from the hug with a giant happy smile and Murray can't help but smile back "We'll see about that" he pats her back again "Now get off of me" Robin quickly sits back to her spot from before, still happy as ever. "So when-" he get cut off by the house phone "Uh- I'll get it!" Robin stands up and walk over to the phone.

A bit anxious but also not wanting it to be her fault if Steve misses any important calls, she picks up the phone. "H-hello, Harrington's residents" 'stupid stutter', the line is quite for a bit and she gets nervous.."Do you always answer the phone like that when I'm not home?" she here's the voice from Steve says "You literally say the same thing!" she argues back "I-...True.. Anyway, I'm at Nancy's right now and her mom asked me to check up on you for some reason, which I don't get but ok-" Robin ignores that way this sentence hurt. She hasn't been over to the Wheelers for like 2 weeks, so she hasn't seen Karen, which makes it was sweet she asked, maybe Nancy told her about the chaos at Family Video. "So, you good?" "Uh, yeah, I'm good.." "Great, now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back and help Nancy with something, byee" he says, his tone more existing "ok b-" he hangs up before she can bye.

'Um.. Rude..' she puts the phone back and goes back to the Murray who got himself another beer. "Who was that?" "Just Steve" She sit back down on the couch. Murray noticed her mood change and the tone but doesn't comment about it. "So when would be a good time to get the measurements?" he tries to hide his smiles when he sees Robin's eyes light up a bit

[October, 31th Thursday]

"I still can't believe Murray actually made this" Max says for the 11th times this evening, while twirling around with it. She was also very happy that they got the whole custom together. "Can you shut up about it already, we get it, you're surprised, big deal!" An annoyed Mike Wheeler said, throwing his hands in the air for dramatics "Mike, stop being rude" An now also annoyed Nancy Wheeler said, while hitting him on the head with her fake gun.

She is dressed up as Ripley from Alien, it not really a detailed custom, but she got the pants and a similar jacket with difference patches/patterns as the actual jacket, but they are on the same place mostly, not that Robin was looking, nope. Robin definitely didn't almost trip over nothing when she saw Nancy in the Wheelers front lawn while walking over to them. She most definitely did not. She also was very much able to talk back when Nancy says "Who are you supposed to be? I thought you were gonna dress up, but just look like yourself." in a teasing tone. Ye know, Robin didn't almost compost. Luckily Steve interrupted them before Robin could answer.

They were walking in a group together right now. Nancy, Steve, Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Erica, Max and herself. "Mom says you should stop hitting Mike" Oh right and Holly! How could she forget. "Yeah well sometimes your brother is an idiot and needs a proper punishment for being an idiot" Robin says while smiling down at Holly. Holly giggles. She is so adorable! She's dressed up as a beautiful Princess, instead of her dress being the stereotypical pink dress, it's blue, and she basically looks like Cinderella, besides the hair still being in her usual pigtails, she also has a shiny tiara on her head. It's a big contrast to what Nancy is wearing so it's kinda weird when they walk besides each other.

"I'm not an idiot!" he says and tries to hit Robin with his plastic sword, which she blocks with her axe. Mike however is perfectly matching with Holly, since Karen chose his custom for him because he couldn't decide on anything. He's got a pastel yellow dress shirt, with red dress pants, he didn't put much effort into it, but he tried to match the cinderella vibe as prince charming.

"wow, easy there, little Wheeler" Robin chuckles nervously, blocking another hit. Mike stops trying to hit her "I'm not an idiot" he crosses his arms. "You are, tho" Dustin jokes, ironically enough he's dressed up as Robin, no, not her, but as Batman's sidekick. And who could be the perfect Batman for Dustin's Robin other than Steve. Dustin made a lot of jokes about being Robin which Robin actually found funny but acted annoyed. And Steve said he only answers to the name Batman, or well tries to, because he always forgets not to answer when they say Steve. 'dingus' both of them have the full body suit with capes and Steve even has a belt with stuff attached to it.

"Why is everyone bullying me" Mike pouts and crosses his arms even more. "stop being a wuss and don't act like you don't insult people too. Cause that's total bulls-" "Erica!!" Lucas and Robin say and point at Holly, who is completely unaware of what's going on because she's focusing on a person who has butterfly wings. "Oh please, as if hadn't heard that before" Erica rolls her eyes, she's dressed as her own created character from Dnd. Lady Applejack. She had a black bandana with apples on it tied around her neck. And she looks like a mix from a cowboy and and a pirate [idk]. Her color pattern is mostly dark colors, she has some red and orange touches, also dark, but most is a dark green [idk]. She also has pointy ears.

"Well maybe she hasn't" Lucas shrugged. He is dressed up as a pirate. He's got red and black striped loose pants and a white shirt and a light brown sleeveless jacket. He also got a bandana tied around his had and also an eye patch on his left eye. [Idk] He also got his sling shot with him, because he can.

"Ok, can everybody just stop bullying everybody, so we can finally get some more candy." Max said, very annoyed. She has her Wendy custome on. The overall dress Murray made fits perfect and looks amazing. She also has an actual bat with her. Out of wood...Well anyway. "Ye, she's right, we'll never get more candy if we keep arguing" Dustin says. Steve agrees. They continue walking and chatting, with Robin, Max Lucas and Erica in the front and Steve, dustin Nancy, Holly and Mike in the back, who go slower and slower because Steve somehow makes them go slower, which is how they lose the others. The other don't notice at first, too caught up into their conversation, until they turn around to see that the others are gone. At first they kinda panicked (well Lucas and Robin) Erica and Max suggested to just continue. So they went from house to house alone without the others.

When the others noticed (well it was Steve's plan anyway) that the others are way ahead and gone, Steve says that it's ok and they have Robin. "Are we talking about the same Robin?" Nancy asks, a bit concerned. "Um yeah? Don't worry about her, she can handle herself and others." "I'm sure you should know best about this" Nancy says with a bit of jealousy and teasing voice. "Stop flirting and let's get some candy" Dustin says. Steve flushes red "We are not flirting!!" 'Wow he's so mad he turned red. Dustin probably doesn't know Steve is already dating someone, which is weird since he's the closes to Steve' "-you think Nance?" she shakes her head "What?" Nancy asked. "I asked what you think about it?" 'shit, what did he ask!?' Nancy looks at Dustin who, bless him, most have noticed that she didn't listen and pointed at his custome. "Oh, it's cool! Batman, nice choice.." she politely smiled at him. "yea, thanks, I came up with it since Robin's name is Robin and then I thought Batman and Robin would fit together. Sadly Robin already had a matching custom with Max, so I asked Dustin." he explained "What do you mean, 'sadly'? Did you not want to match with me!?" Dustin asked and stomps forward. Steve follows him "No-no, not that! I just meant that-" she tunes their conversation out and thinks about Robin for a second.

Robin is dressed as Jack from the shining. She is basically wearing her normal clothes, but a bit more manly or smth. She can't explain. But her custome was something else. She's probably just jealous that it's still detailed and looks so good. [sure, Jan]

(Time skip)

They met at the Wheelers house again at 9 p.m. Holly is very tired, so Nancy was carrying her inside. They all got a good amount of candy and also had fun just talking to each other. But there was one moment that is both just annoying but also funny.

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A few minutes after being split up, some stupid boys thought they could 'prank' them, oh well, they threw an egg at them. Which only hit Robin. You'd think Robin should be the mad one, well she was just annoyed that she has to clean that later. Max however was furious 'How dare you throw an egg at Robin' she started threatening them and saying she will break their shins. Robin being worried that she's going to kill them, tries to stop her but accidentally gets hit by the bat on her head, because Max was pulling back to swing at the boys. Max turns around to apologize and the boys laughed at that but Max takes one threatening step forward and they run off like the cowards they are "Shit, I'm so sorry Robin. I didn't mean too! I just-" Robin rubs her head where she was hit "it's ok, it's my fault, I shouldn't have tried to stop." she chuckles a bit. "Yeah, you should have let Max beat those bastards up" Erica speaks up. "For once, I actually agree with my sister" "I have a name, you know, and you should be the one being called Erica's brother instead" Erica argues and they continue walking. "Hey! I've been in this party longer than you! If one of us-" they keep arguing. "I'm sorry again.." Max says and Robin just smiles and ruffles Max's hair "It's totally fine kiddo, I'm very tough" she proudly says while making a weird 'tough' pose. "Yeah right" Max laughs. They start walking so they don't lose the still arguing siblings. Robin shoves her "Rude, anyway, give me the bat, we don't want you to get arrested" "What?! But they-" "I know they deserved it, but you don't deserve to go to jail for that, they are not worth it." Max looks at the bat for a second and then hands it to Robin while mumbling about it being unfair. "I know it may seem unfair, but they literally just had eggs and you had a bat, also you honestly could have taken them without the bat" she says, struggling a bit to carry the axe, bat and Erica's candy bag. "Can you guys stop talking and start walking some more, I don't want to be stuck with My brother any longer" "We went over this!-" "Shut up, brother" Robin and Max laugh at that "Well at least you acknowledge that you are siblings, so it's sweet" Robin says. She looks at Max after realizing what she said, she doesn't seem to be bother by that sentence. Lucas and Erica start arguing again that it's not sweet or smth, but Robin didn't really listen.

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Her head still kinda hurts from that hit, but you can't really see that anything happend so she doesn't say anything. Max also has her bat back since Robin was too lazy to carry it after a while.

As Nancy was putting Holly down on the couch, Steve, Dustin, Mike and Lucas were already going down to the basement. They were gonna watch 'The Shining', which obviously was Robin's idea. "Wow, the boys really have no manners, just walking by without even a hello" Karen says as she stands up to greet the girls with hugs. "at least I got my fellow ladies here" she jokes. Murray speaks up firm his spot on the couch "Glad to know that I'm a part of the fellow ladies, now" "Of course you are" Karen turns to him with a smile as she was done with the hugs. "I wouldn't talk about my family recipes if you weren't such a housewife" she jokes again.

This gets a laugh out of Erica "Him? A housewife? I'd love to see that" "Ignoring that comment, how was it? Hit any jackpots?" Karen says picking up a sleeping Holly "Mom, stop trying to sound cool! It's embarrassing" Nancy complains putting her hands over her face. "Oh shush you, I'm positive you are the only one thinking that and I thought you grew out of the 'embarrassed by your parents' phase" "Well I for one, don't think it's embarrassing, Mrs Wheeler" Robin's says, grinning like an idiot. "See, Robin doesn't think so, and for the 100th time, call me Karen" Karen says while patting her cheek with her free hand "R-right, sorry, also to answer your questions, yes, we did hit the jackpot, we got to a house right when they were restocking the bowl, so we got lots of candy" Robin says grinning like a child who's showing their parent a picture they drew. "That's awesome!-" "moOoOm!" "-Now let me put Holly to bed and you-" she says looking at Nancy "-stop being so embarrassing" she walks off leaving a speechless Nancy behind with her jaw on the floor. Max stops snickering for the first time since this conversation started. "Yea well, she has a point, it's more embarrassing that you call her out and complain about it, then her saying it" Erica nods in agreement. "I-..traitors" Nancy says as she leaves with crossed arms, going to the basement. After a bit of quiet laughter, Karen came back "Oh you're still here? I thought you were going to watch the movie soon?" "Oh right, almost forgot" Robin looks at Max "You know the plan?" "Yep" Max nods "So Karen...I have a question." Robin starts

(Tiny time skip)

They were almost at the end of the movie and Robin was surprised that Nancy is still holding her hand, she has been since the first time she got scared. And Robin definitely doesn't want to let go but she sadly has to. She looks eyes with Max and then stands up, which makes her let got of Nancy's hand and she swears Nancy said something but she can't tell what it was "gotta go pee" she quietly says so Nancy can hear her. She wanted to leave with no one noticing but Nancy has been holding her hand, which she is not complaining about tho.

Robin went upstairs and actually did ho to the bathroom to try and make her look more creepy (she has no idea what she is doing). Then she went back down to the basement door and waited for Max. The door opens and max comes out, Robin nods at her and walks to the basement door outside she waits for Max's scream and then their plan goes in action.

(pov change?)

Nancy missed Robin, but only because she was great comfort, not because of anything else. She was probably the only one who saw max leave since she wasn't that focused on the movie. Now however there was this very intense scene 'she's not gonna fit threw the window...' Nancy thinks, while staring at the screen, completely focused and curious/scared about the out come, she hasn't seen it before so that's why she didn't know who Max and Robin were dressed up as. Speaking of Max, she just slammed the door shut, screaming as if she's just seen a demogorgen. Everyone screamed back at her. "MAX! WHAT THE HELL!" Mike yells after calming down "Not cool, dude!" Dustin says as he stops hiding behind Steve. "N-No- G-guys! I-I saw-" then the someone starts banging against the door from outside and Max rounds down screaming, to join the others 'oh God-oh God! SHIT SHIT' Everyone starts thinking the worst. Is it a demogorgen? the Russians? Something new?! "WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT DID YOU SEE?!" Steve asked very panicked. Max just starts crying and the doors starts breaking. Everyone huddled over to the corner looking around for weapons but they couldn't find anything "What do we do!?" Steve asks while Lucas is trying to calm down Max. "Let's just go upstairs!" Dustin yells "NO! D-Don't! T-THEY AR-" she gets cut off by the axe breaking through the door and screams.

No one noticed, besides Erica, that the scene in the screen and the axe that now broke through the door were perfectly in sync 'Wow, ok that's impressive' Erica thinks, she knew about the plan but she didn't know it was gonna be this intense, if she didn't know any better, she'd be terrified like the others. But she does know better and is trying not to laugh.

Everyone screamed again when they saw the axe. Max is screaming everytime the axe hits through the door. Mike, who thought this was still some kind of prank, is now terrified aswell. 'oh shit, this cannot be a prank'. Mike looks at Max who is shaking so bad she's be one yell of an actress if this is fake [like damn give her an Emmy for that performance] (but well she is acting, also she hides her tiny laughters as sobs)

Nancy was just frozen, she didn't have her guns, she didn't have any weapons, she couldn't do anything. Nancy looks at Max and then hears a scream, but it's Max screaming. She looks around the room and her eyes land on the TV. She stares for a minute and then blinks 'You've got the be kidding me...she wouldn't-' A hand reaches in to opens the door (that Max locked after she came in screaming) and everyones huddling even closer, which honestly is stupid.

The door opens and they hear "Here's Johnny" from the TV a second before "Here's Robin!" Everyone screamed at first but Max started laughing and Erica also started laughing and Nancy just thinks '..she would'. Everyone else starts glaring at Robin. "Uh-...Hi?.." They all went after her, yelling at her and throwing stuff at her, while Nancy still sits there, just shocked. "What. The. Fuck" she says and glares at Max. Max's laughter died down "Uh-..IT WAS ROBIN'S IDEA!" she panics. "I'm surprised she was serious breaking the door, also I'm more surprised your mom let her do it" Erica says. "What-"

(Time skip to the next morning after everyone calmed down and they forgave Robin and Max)

"Ok, I mean I hate you for it, but the commitment, holy crap" Dustin says while munching down on pancakes. "and max! Wow!" Lucas says "You were AMAZING!" "How the hell did you get my mom to agree with breaking the door?!" Mike asks "I can't even convince her to buy the cereal I want! Teach me your ways, please!!" "I'm pretty sure if you don't want to do it her ways, if-" Robin cuts him off by hitting him with the plastic axe, knowing exactly what he would say, blushing furiously. "Ow-hey!-" she gives him a look and he realizes "Oh shit-..Sorry.." [I don't know what I'm doing help].

The others unaware of this interaction still talking about the prank. "I always had to laugh when Lucas screamed like a girl" Max laughs "luckily I covered them up with sobs, but it wa so hard not to laugh" Mike rolls his eyes "Yeah, well I knew it was a prank" "You were literally hiding behind Steve and screaming the loudest" Erica argues "Well, I-I-, ok I didn't know, but! I did think so at first! Only after the door started to break did I think it was real!" Mike explains "Ok, but seriously, how did you get my mom to agree to this?" he looks at Robin, who was just enjoying her own pancakes in peace "Well-" Murray cuts her off "I helped, well I had to share one of my secret recipes with Karen, so she has a new dish to show at Thanksgiving to your relatives. She told me about the stories of her sister always mak-" "Ok, that's enough Murray. I told you that in confidence!" Karen blushes in embarrassment. "Wait! Where going to our relatives? When were you gonna tell us?" "Yeah well last Thanksgiving we weren't there and we also haven't visited them in a long time, so that's why we're going. End of discussion." "But Mooom-" Mike follows Karen as she leaves to the living room. "Oh that reminds me! My mom invited you over to Thanksgiving Steve!" Dustin says. "Oh really? Thanks bud! I'll gladly come over! My parents are probably not gonna be here eitherway." "At least your parents have an excuse to not celebrate Thanksgiving, my mom is too much of a workaholic to any time off" Robin jokes. It's only quiet for 2 seconds but she feels like she said something wrong. But then Murray speaks up. "Well how about you come over to mine and we celebrate?"

[November, 28th Thursday]

[I actually googled when Thanksgiving was in 1985 lol]

Robin stayed over at Murray's the day before, because Murray wanted to teach her how to cook. I mean she can cook the standard stuff like pasta, eggs and pancakes...even tho she sometimes gets distracted and one side gets burned...eitherway she never really tried to make anything else, like lasagne or all stuff baking related. So now that it's Thanksgiving morning, Murray marches into the room she was staying in and wakes her in the most pleasant (read: worst) way ever.

"Wakey Wakey eggs and bakey!" he yells while slamming two pots together. Robin jumps up and falls onto the floor. "woAH-" She groans and rubs her head. (her poor genius head, always gets hurt) "did you seriously just say that..." she hisses out. "Also what the fuck was that?" she yawns and stands up, stretching a bit. "Well it's how I used to wake up my roommate in college at Thanksgiving, he always hated it" he sighs blissfully "Good old days, anyway, get yourself cleaned, we'll have to start cooking soon it we want to eat at noon." he laughs "Ha! That rhymed, how funny!" he says while leaving the room.

'what the hell was that...' Robin stares at the door that Murray just left through. 'Anyway... I already showered yesterday so Imma just change clothes and brush my theet and wash my hands and ' Robin looks at the mirror while entering the bathroom 'yikes..my hair..i should also brush my hair..' while making herself ready she thinks about the past days.

She got closer to the Sinclairs, both kids and the parents 'guess it's just my parent who doesn't like me' she jokes to herself with a sad chuckle. Erica confessed some stuff and they had some sleepovers, since Lucas also lives there he joined them, while staying over she got closer to their parents, Sue and Charles. She thinks they have are the best parents anyone could have. No offence to Joyce and Karen, but their children don't really parental love from both parents.

They also invited her to Thanksgiving but she declined since she wanted to spend Thanksgiving at Murray's, who, to be honest, is what she is most thankful for. Steve is great and all, but he has also been acting kinda weird lately, one time when Nancy was over at Family Video he completely ditched her and acted like she didn't exist and when she was gone he acted completely normal. He also kinda flirting with her but she doesn't want to think about that.

Being done with brushing her theet she, quickly washes her hands and then brushes her hair a bit. Checking the mirror one last time, seeing everything looks ok, she leaves the bathroom and changes her clothes, after getting dressed she walks into the small kitchen. "Last night I didn't seem this small" she says while walking over to Murray, who is wearing an apron. She stops her steps "Omg" she bursts out laughing. "Are you wearing an apron!?" still laughing. Murray hits her with the spatula. "Ow-" "Don't make fun of the apron, it's a great invention to not get your clothes dirty while cooking or baking" his apron is very old and worn, which you can see from the tears and the lots of stains. "Ok-jeez-..sorry.." Robin apologized while rubbing her arm where he hit her. 'now that I think about it, it is actually smart, even when I'm just making eggs i still make a lot of mess and get stains on my clothes...' She looks around and find a smaller apron hanging on the wall "is that one for me or...?" "No, it's for the other person coming over and you'll get no apron so you'll have to get your clothes dirty......Of course it's for you, Birdbrain!" Robin hates when he calls her that.

Murray is already cutting a few things for the stuffing. "soo, what should I do?.." "take the vegetable and cut them into small pieces like this" he shows it with a carrot "okie dokie, I'll try" 'Did I just say okie dokie?' She ignores it and starts cutting the vegetables, which she is struggling a lot with since she never really cut anything when she was cooking stuff. When she was done with the carrot she looks at Murray "Like this?" she asked nervously, hoping she didn't mess it up. He looks up from the gravy he's making rn and look over to Robin's work "Yeah, well done, now cut the other vegetables like that" he finishing up the gravy. Robin smiles at his approval. 'I did well'. Happily cutting the vegetables with that thought, time goes by faster than she expected and all the vegetables are cut. "great work, now we just need the mashed potatoes and we can stuff the turkey" Murray announced.

While waiting for the potatoes Murray gives her a few tips on how you can peel the potatoes while still hot, he says you need to be fast or it'll be harder to mash the potatoes. So when the potatoes are done they got a bowl off cold water and dipped both their hands and the potato in. "Oh God, I thought my hand was going to catch fire" Robin says as the cools off the her hands along side the potato. "Where did you learn that from? And how do you know so much about cooking? Where you some kind of chef?" "No, not really, I just taught myself how to cook and eventually was good at it, and I came up with it myself, I mean we always put cold water on our hands when we accidentally burn ourselves, so I just thought it should work, which it it" He answers, his tone hiding something but Robin doesn't speak about it. "You're right, we do do that" After being finished with the peeling Murray shows Robin how to easily mash the potatoes and then let's her do it while he gets the turkey.

After having stuffed the turkey, which Robin honestly found disgusting so she covered her ears and looked away. After they put the turkey in the oven they set a timer for 2 hours and 45 minutes [I have no idea what I'm doing, I just googled stuff]. Robin sways around a bit, awkwardly waiting for the next step "Soooo, what now?" Murray dusts his hand off and tells Robin about his plan.

After waiting almost 2 hours, where they were talking about some more conspiracy theories, from UFOs to big foot and everything they can think of and also Murray teaching Robin a bit more Russian, they get back to work and Murray trust her with making the Pumpkin pie, while he is making a chicken casserole (which he only made because Robin never head a casserole). He only makes a small one since they'll still make one more thing after that.

Robin was really struggling, she was thankful for the apron Murray gave her, she still had one more set off clothes because she was staying over after tonight aswell, but then she wouldn't have any for tomorrow. Anyway, she luckily didn't make too much off a mess and Murray also gave her tips on how to mix the stuff better. After dropping an egg to the ground and accidentally knocking the salt over, she managed to make the filling for the pie.

Murray done with his part, looked at the timer "Ok 1 hour for the Turkey to be done" Murray explains the situation and they come up with a plan on when to put the pie and when to put the casserole with the 10 min difference. Robin suggested they just put it in when the timer hits 50 min for the pie and 40 min for the casserole.

20 minutes pass, both dishes are in the oven and they are preparing Murray's risotto. She feels honored for knowing his secret recipe for his risotto and they also talk about Italy since the dish is from there. While cooking the risotto over the stove, Robin tries to teach Murray Italian "really? You just want to know curse words? Very mature of you, Murray." "You literally asked me the same thing when learning Russian" "yeah-well! At least, I actually want to learn the language fluently. And how come you only know Russian? Why didn't you learn and other languages?" "I never said I didn't learn any other languages" Murray smirks. Robin dramatically gasped "HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS FROM ME" she starts getting him with an oven mitt. Murray just quietly stands there, still smirking.

Robin got tired of hitting him after a minute and just frowns at his sitll smirking face "what other language did you learn!" she asked, or more like demanded. Murray just quietly snickers and doesn't say anything. "Ugh, you're the worst" "Oh ouch. Ok fine, I'll tell you" "finally!" "it's...drumroooolll....German!" "...why am I not surprised" "Well-"

The timer goes off, scaring both of them. "We'll talk later about this" They take the food out of the oven, after checking if the lie was ready, and take the risotto off the stove. They also put a tin foil over the casserole and risotto so they don't cool off too much. "Wow, that smells really good" Robin says any her stomach growls "Looks like someone hungry" "well duh, I haven't eaten anything yet"

(Time skip after they were done eating)

"Oh God, I'm so full!" Robin mumbles into the table, while patting her stomach, "also, you're risotto is amazing! I think it's my new favorite food." she says as she picks her head up from the table. Murray chuckled "Thanks, the pie that you made wasn't actually bad, by the way" Robin scoffs "Why, thank you, I only really mixed the ingredients together that you prepared for me" "Yeah I know, but I thought you'd somehow fail it" Robin sits up straight and gasped, putting a hang over her heart "The audacity you have to just doubt me like that. I am truly hurt" Murray shakes his head at her antics "You know I was just joking" "of course I knew, because how could I ever fail at something" Murray chuckles at that "Yeah yeah, anyway, I almost forgot about the traditional 'what I'm thankful for' thing so let me do it know" he says and stands up as if he is gonna give a toast. He clears his throat "I am thankful for my friends, Joyce, Hopper 'may he rest in peace' and now Karen, for well, being my friends-" "Oh wow" "-I'm also thankful for my new found family" he says while tilting his glass at her "for being able to about conspiracy theories with me, for wanting to learn Russian, and for honoring me with their company at Thanksgiving" he says, gently smiling at her, and sits back down.

Robin didn't think this was gonna be anything serious, but she almost starts crying when he continued his speech. "phew- I recommend not standing up, it's not a good idea when you are full" she chuckles at that comment and wipes her tears away. She also clears her throat and stands up, since Murray did it "Oh-nevermind-I'll sit down-" she said right after standing up. Murray chuckles "I warned you" Robin rolls her eyes with a smile and clears her throat again "I am thankful for my job at Scoops Ahoy, which brought me into this crazy mess but gave me friends. I'm thankful for Steve, for..being the dingus that he is" she almost slipped up, but she also thinks this has been a long time coming "I'm thankful for the kids, that even tho they are a pain in the ass, they are also caring and sweet and just loving, having me included into their party" Robin starts tearing up again "for including me into their family" she clears her throat again "I'm also thankful for you" she look Murray in the eyes, but she looks away again. "for also being able to talk about my crazy conspiracy theories, for teaching me Russian, f-for giving me the honors to spend Thanksgiving with you!" she jokes back, a tear rolling from her eyes with a sniff "s-sorry, I just never really had anything to be thankful for.." 'well besides...not now...' Murray looks at her with a sad smile, but also really happy "I know what you mean....also, you just copied my speech." Robin wipes her tear away "I did not!" "yes you did!" "well just the last part" "So you admit!" "Just shut up and be glad that you were even in the speech" "Oh wow! I invite you over and you act like that!" Robin couldn't hold it anymore and bursts out laughing. "and now you are laughing at me again!" Murray shakes his head in disappointments, but then joins the laughter.

After they laughter died down, Murray looked the the clock and saw that a football game was on. "So, you probably know nothing about football but it's kinda a tradition to watch it and there is a game on right now, so, want to go watch it?" Robin thought for a moment 'I don't think there is a good moment while watching football..'"Um..actually... I need to tell you something..." all the happy vibes Robin had now turning tense and cautious. Murray sensing the mood change, nods his head "Sure? What is it?" Robin struggles to get words out and just sits there looking like a fish with the mouth opening and closing. "i-.." she finds Murray's eyes and sees the gentleness in them, sees the understanding in them and especially the tiny hint of pride and excitement he has, which is the boost she needed "I'm a lesbian" she says after looking anywhere but him. She hears his chair getting pushed back and footsteps coming closer, then she feels a gentle hand on her shoulder.

She slowly looks up at Murray, his presences welcoming, and he doesn't look disgusted by her "I'm so proud of you, this was a brave thing to do" he starts and she tears up "and even if the world tells you it's wrong, you know it's not wrong and I hope that one day the world will also see that" she just stares at him in awe. He squeezes her shoulder in support. A comfortable few seconds passes and then Murray speaks up again "Now that we're done with that, let's go sit on the couch, I can't stand any longer" Robin gives a teary laugh and stands up to follow Murray. Robin pauses for a second. Murray at the same time also pauses. "We should clean up first". Robin just nods.

While cleaning Murray explains a few things about football and Robin just silently listens giving a few nods. After putting the left overs in the fridge and stacking the plates to the side to clean later. They are sitting on the couch. A few minutes into the game Robin speaks up for the first time after she came out "I guess now I have another thing I can add to the 'I'm thankful for' speech..." Murray chuckles at that "I guess so" then he gives a sigh "it's honestly sad that you have to be thankful for something like that..." Robin nods in agreement "Yeah...". The mood changed to something bittersweet, but they still enjoyed the game.

While watching, Robin got confused by the point system. "Ok wait- how do they still get points when they didn't even get a touch down?" "How many times do I have to tell you this. The touch down is not the only way to get points!" then suddenly, there is rapid knocking on the door. "I-I thought no one else was coming" "I thought so too" Murray says as he swiftly goes over to the TV with the camera footage from the front door. He squints for a minute and in a confused voice asked "What is your redhead friend doing here?.. And how does she even know where I live?!" He hears something falling on the ground and turns around to see Robin picking herself up from the ground to get to the door. "Hey!-"

Robin opens the door and is very shocked to see Max standing in front of her. "Max? What are you doing here? Did something-" Max looks up at her and she finally sees her puffy red eyes. Max crashes into her and burries her head into Robin's shoulder. Robin wraps her arms around her and leads her inside. "Want to tell me what happened?" she quietly asked. Max's shakes her head. "Ok ok, that's totally fine, want to sit down on the couch-" she looks at Murray for a second and hears the cheering from the TV "-or we can go to my room? Well it's a guestroom, but I'm the only guest Murray really has" she tries to joke. It's doesn't really get a reaction out of Max and she doesn't do anything for a moment, then Max's mumbles into her shoulder "..your room.."

Murray just stands there confused on what's going on but also sensing the not so good mood. '....should I leave..?'. "Hey Murray, we're going to the my room, so you can still watch the game" Robin says while walking passed him. He just nods as to not disturb Max or anything.

They enter the room and Robin is a bit embarrassed at the mess she left behind. Luckily Max's head is still burried in her shoulder. "do you want to talk about it now or just cuddle?" she asked as she struggles to find a way for both of them to lay on the bed while Max is still clinging to her. "..cuddle.." "Ok well you gotta let go for a second so I can properly lay down" Max refuses. "...alright then.."

After a minute of struggling and almost somehow knocking over the lamp on the bedside table, Robin managed to lay down while Max is laying ontop of her. 'Huh, it's like a weighted blanket' she thinks for a moment. They lay in silence for a few minutes, Robin running her hands through Max's hair. "....can you just talk about something..." Max's mumbles "Uh- yeah, sure..uuhh.." 'What should I talk about? What if I mention something wrong?'. She starts talking about the sleepovers she had with Erica and Lucas "-Lucas just came back from the bathroom and when he was about to open the door, I opened it from the other side and slammed the door in his face! I'm mean totally on accident and I apologize imidiatly after realizing, but Erica was laughing her ass off and then I just had to join" she start laughing a bit at the recent memories. She also managed to get a laugh out of Max "he's such an idiot" "Well he didn't walk into the door, it was my fault really, since I perfectly opened it to slam into his face, but it wasn't planned, I swear!" "Ok well, then you both are idiots" Max proclaims. "Hey! I'm no idiot." Robin's scoffs and shoves Max's off "Hey!" "You insulted me, so no cuddles." Robin crosses her arms. Max glares at her and then rolls her eyes "Ok, you're not an idiot" Robin smiles in satisfaction "Thank yo-" Robin gets hit by a pillow and Max is laughing "Oh, its on"

After a chaotic pillow fight, with Murray shouting at them to not break anything (they almost knocked the lamp of again), they both fall head first onto the bed in exhaustion. After catching her breath, Robin turns around so she lays on her back and looks at Max "If we ever have a sleepover with the others, I would hate to not be on your team in pillow fights." Max lifts her head up "Yeah same, even tho your very uncoordinated you actually have good aim" Robin thanks her and they just chill a bit in silence. Max also laying on her back now.

After a whole, Max's says something that Robin would never forgot. Max was looking up at the ceiling when she said "You're a better sibling than Billy could ever be..." It was so quiet that you almost couldn't hear it, but Robin did hear it. Robin feels guilty for some reason also still staring up at the ceiling, not saying anything. Max her head to the side to look at Robin and decided that it's too quiet for too long "Sorry, I-I shouldn't have said th-" Max started apologizing but Robin sits up and reassures her, waving her hands around for more emphasize "No!..no, it's fine! I'm h-honored that you see as a sibling and I also see you as a little sister to me...." Max smiles at that, she thinks back a few hours when she came out to Murray "t-there is just something..there is just something I want you to know about, which may change the way you see me..." Max's eyebrows furrow a bit and she look at Robin with concern, but doesn't say anything. Robin looks at her for a moment and then looks away.. 'Twice in one day...huh..and I thought I'd never even come out once...' "I'm..I'm-" Max also sits up and takes Robin's hand, which Robin didn't notices was clenched into a fist, and gives her a little squeeze, just like Murray had. Robin takes a deep breath and squeezes Max's hand back. "I'm a lesbian.." she finally says while looking at their combined hands, thinking Max will pull away when she finally process it. But to her shock, Max hugs her "Wha-" "I don't give a damn about who you like, I'll still see you as my sister.." Max is again burried in her shoulder, and even tho it's muffled, Robin hears it clear as day. Robin was about to hug her back when Max shoves her "but don't scare me like that again! I thought you were gonna say you're a spy or some shit" Robin doesn't even know what is happening anymore, so she just bursts out laughing, happy tears rolling down her eyes. Max joins her laughter. Murray shouts at them to be quiet which just makes them laugh more.

"A spy? Really? For who?" "I don't know! I just thought you were gonna say something bad!" Robin smiles at the fact that Max doesn't see her being a lesbian as bad. "Honestly, you being gay make so much sense know that I think about it" Robin throws a pillow at her "Hey! I was just saying, you not wanting to date Steve and always blushing when a girl talks to in Family Video....Wait omg... Do you have a crush on Mrs. Wheeler!!?" Max stares at with wide eyes "What-NO!" "That's why you always compliment her!" "I-" "You totally think she's hot!" Robin regrets telling her.

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I regret everything and nothing.

Also this was not planned to be so long.

Also I have no idea what I did at the end. I was just bored.

Also ignore all the mistakes.

And uh..... I hope you enjoyed...

Also sometimes I write a little detail but then forget about it so if something didn't make sense just ignore it...ye..

#very very long post #like super long #Murray adopting Robin #ronance #robin buckley #murray bauman #nancy wheeler #max mayfield #stranger things #idk what else to tag #steve harrington

[lavenderek]

I am... very curious about your Jewish movie ideas. Were you talking about Halfizzbin?

yeah her

so julie riffed this passover one off the dome for me:

Main Character moved from home country to go to college in new york, and then just stayed there. he kind of quit practicing while there, and lied to his parents that he's totally still doing all the stuff.

then one year his parents have a surprise!! they managed to get last minute tickets to a broadway show! and it just so happens to be next week, which is the week of passover!! Main Character gets to host seder, isn't that exciting??!

Main Character is like FUCK. he passes a local temple on his daily commute and he's always thought about going in, but he never has. this time he does, he hauls ass over there and accosts a rabbi - ("and the rabbi's name is Elijah, of course," julie says) - asking him to coach MC in jewishness so that it looks like he's been doing it the whole time. rabbi is like 👀 but agrees.

the week is heavy partly because Main Character can't seem to go off book, but mostly because he's reconnecting with his culture and his faith and realizing it means more to him than he thought. maybe he's missed it all this time. maybe Elijah got that sense from him the day he came in. maybe Elijah has seen him pass by in the mornings, and seen the pensive way he looks at the windows. maybe he's wondered about him.

Main Character panics about the seder though and begs Elijah to pretend they're old college friends and help him host the seder. i don't know why, and MC doesn't know why, but he actually agrees. he's gotta stop by his grandma's first, but leave a seat for him, he'll be there in time to start.

it goes great! Main Character's parents love elijah, and they can 100% tell their kid has been LYING, and what the fuck they actually knew the ENTIRE TIME but never said anything, oh and Main Character realizes he's bisexual.

MC and i figured out why Rabbi agreed to do the seder. it is because he's in love with him. WOW!

there is a goof at the end about MC being hesitant to tell his mom about it, and elijah is like why, is she homophobic? but no, MC just doesn't know how to explain bisexuality to her

julie deadass just spun that one out

we came up with a few others, including a silly purim one, but the most coherent one, julie gave the title and i came up with the story. it is called Where The Challah Is lmao

so, ada and ivy finalize their bitter divorce on the day of Rosh Hashanah. ada's friends tell her this is good, it's a new start for her. she agrees, but can't seem to feel any better.

she leaves their shared bakery and starts her own. she has a year of failed relationships. then she runs into ivy again at the next rosh hashanah service. it's cold and awkward but they're forced to help do the baking together. they argue over the best way to do it, and realize they missed this: arguing over baking.

over the next year they reconnect, and merge their bakeries again. ivy proposes the next rosh hashanah. and the one after that, they are about to celebrate their second first anniversary.

the recurring bit is them arguing over the best way to make challah (which is actually pretty basic so why are they so convicted about slightly different ways to do it? well why should i know?) and they eventually decide there can be two challah breads. actually, there can be three: the ada way, the ivy way, and the both of them way. why are there so many of these? it's ok, everybody can take some home.

because the point is that they were making something together: delicious food, and a home. home is where the challah is.

bam. lesbians. jewish lesbians in aprons. come at me

julie also came up with a title and concept - it's called honey, honey because something something all the food is made with honey. come up with a jewish romcom based on that, come and play with us

#haters #who is this even #thing by betp #halffizzbin #because also thing by julie

[nachosncheeze]

3x21 Thoughts

Michelle Hurd. That's where I'm gonna start. Monique Jeffries is cool. Raffi Musiker is a treasure (I still like to pretend she and Elnor are a crack AU in which Shepherd unconditionally loves and supports her adopted ninja son). But WOW. This episode. She does the creepy so well, but we already knew that. What stands out for me is the way that she's really, really managed to show something that the dialogue alone doesn't necessarily indicate: Shepherd is Not Doing Well. The halting way she tries to start a conversation with Jane, with simple small talk, unable to decide whether to ask "How are you?" or "Are you well?" SO SO SO SO SO WELL DONE. She's still got that bravado for everyone except her daughter, but it melts the second the one Fed she's ever respected turns his back on her. At this point Ellen "resisted ALL enhanced interrogation techniques" Briggs could be a cardboard cutout villain, but by performance alone she's shown us that she's not resisted as well as she'd like everyone to believe; she may not have given anything up, but the CIA has broken her. Thank you thank you Michelle Hurd, for making Shepherd layered and also scary as shit.

Speaking of those scenes, it's heartbreaking the way last episode Roman, and now Shepherd, seem to finally be acknowledging that Remi and Jane are the same person - that the sister/daughter they loved is still alive inside her. Roman's ghost of Christmas what-if identified her as a single person, and Roman didn't argue. And now Shepherd, despite stumbling on her name, is no longer telling her "Remi this, Remi that, be more Remi," but instead just speaking to her directly as mother to child. The fact Jane responds by rejecting and distancing herself from Remi, her family and her past more forcefully than ever is so sad as a contrast. D: Like @indelibleevidence said, the insights they gave us with the two flashbacks into how Remi loved her brother and stood by him, just makes the whole thing even WORSE 💔

I could go on about the story forever but I'll stop there, except to add that folks like me who weren't here when the series first aired, might not have known that around the filming of this episode, Jaimie's appendix ruptured. (To hear her tell it in subsequent years, it was a pretty close call for her 😱) You'll see in the bts that I found a couple photos of her in modified costumes/gear when she got back, and some comments about filming resuming, so that's what that's about.

Lastly for anyone who's interested but didn't know, the song is Call Out My Name by The Weeknd

#blindspot #blindspot 3x21 #blindspot thoughts #blindspot rewatch 2023 #blindspot rewatch #blindspot s3 spoilers

[blueberry-beanie]

Glass Animals at Columbiahalle Berlin | 5th September 2022

It’s been a while since the concert and I haven’t managed to write down my experiences yet. Glass Animals have been on my list for quite a while and I had wanted to buy a ticket months ago. Unfortunately, I had to pull off a last minute stunt with an Ebay purchase instead because I wasn’t sure if I would be moving places or working on this day.

The journey to Berlin went surprisingly smoothly, although I took a Flixbus this time due to the insane prices for the train. I arrived at the hostel a bit too early, so I took a walk around the local neighbourhood, found some vegan fast food and strolled through the Mauerpark. It was a gorgeous sunny day - perfect to go exploring.

I soon got reminded that Berlin and me are not best friends though, when I got lost completely and could not find the tram stop Google told me was just in front of my nose. It turns out my phone was having issues with location services these days - a bad timing.

At around 3 pm I checked in at the hostel. To my surprise, the guy at the reception used to go to the same uni I am supposed to start at. The world is small. Another surprise was the big and tidy, but completely empty eight-bed-room. I took a shower, charged my phone and relaxed. At some point I figured I should go to the venue to arrive there shortly after 5 pm.

This time my calculations were wrong. Although there was still plenty of time to go til doors, there were already about 50 people. Something I instantly noticed was just how diverse the fans looked like. Many had colourful hair, unusual clothing and jewellery.

A guy in a transparent shirt sorted everyone according to their numbers on their hands, so I just waited until they were done and joined two nice girls from Poland. Olivia and Paulina came here together to only their second concert and were super sweet to talk to.

I was surprised just how many people kept arriving. Shortly before the doors were due to open, you could not even see the queue’s end anymore. Then everything happened really fast: Ticket check, security check - I noticed there was a second security check nobody seemed to use and quickly changed the lane. That turned out to be my saving grace - I made it to front row right, just as I wanted.

I can’t remember any concert venue filling up this quickly with so many people squished together just minutes after doors. It became difficult to go to the bathroom or get drinks just right away.

I was lucky to have nice people around me, although I sadly lost Olivia and Paulina. Later I spotted them somewhere in the middle, but they did not see me. Behind me Erik and Emilia, brother and sister, came together in self-made t-shirts and with a sign. Emilia wasn’t old enough to go alone so her brother accompanied her. They were really lovely and we had a good time waiting together.

The opening act Sable was not very good in my opinion, but maybe that was because I could barely hear what the singer was whispering into her microphone. The audience mostly loved them, though.

In the meantime Glass Animals used their Dreamland aesthetic to mess with us old style: The estimate on the Showtime.exe file download would change from anything between minutes and literal years. Good old times.

We could see Davey backstage all in white, pacing around and talking to people. At some point we waved at him and he waved back. At around 9 pm smeone put a pineapple onstage:

And then, a few minutes later, the fun finally started with them playing Life Itself. It became clear right away that this was not going to be a normal concert. Not only was Wavey Davey on fire, but so was the crowd. The venue was absolutely packed and everyone had decided to sing and cheer their hearts out. After every single song.

At some point we just wouldn’t stop cheering and Dave was in total disbelief about what was happening, just holding his head and saying “Wow, wow” repeatedly.

The band proceeded to churn out bangers the entire time. There was not one weak moment in the entire setlist. Everything was complimented by the wonderfully colourful visuals and the lights.

N had been teaching me all band members’ names, so I knew exactly it was Drew in front of me on guitar and piano. Well I needn’t have worried so much about telling him apart from Ed, because Dave made a point to introduce him at least three times before remembering the band consists of two more members.

I did see a lot of Drew and tried to take a few pictures of him showing off. The “physics prof” as N and I named him after one of her former teachers, wasn’t very much in teaching mode today. He was more busy showing off to everyone and enjoying the show.

Both Ed and Drew came to the front often and fans were cheering for them and even showing hearts. It was very sweet how the band interacted with the audience and with each other. It seemed to be one big and very hyped up family. Sadly, I could not see much of Joe, the drummer, because he was mostly hidden behind his drumkit from my point of view.

Unfortunately some light situations also made photos difficult, but it was anyway quite impossible to catch Dave in motion. He is a human bouncy ball, constantly jumping and dancing around, and never being too much out of breath to not deliver stellar vocals.

Dave made all of us anticipate his little kiss during Space Ghost and it was honestly hillarious how everyone was cheering for that. During Gooey he came to the barrier and sang directly in front of some overjoyed fans. But for Pork Soda, he gave the pinapple to the very tall girl next to me.

Truly, no throwing, very careful giving instead. The lucky girl was dancing with the pineapple for the entire song. Too soon it was time for the encore with Tokyo Drifting and, of course, Heat Waves. I decided to let Emilia to the front for her favourite song, and it was definitely a good decision and made her very happy. 

The last song was completely euphoric with everyone singing their hearts out. Too soon, the concert was over and we all had to go from Dreamland back to our ordinary lives.

Although my journey back to the hostel went very smoothly, the next day already started from the wrong foot. First thing in the morning, my USB cable disintegrated and I was left with 20 percent charge. So I went on a stressed odyssey to find vegan breakfast and a cable.

This made me really anxious and by the time I finally found sth to eat and a new cable at Alexanderplatz, I already used up much of my mental capacity for that day. I had really wanted to go to the Pergamon Museum for many years and somehow it had never worked out.

This day I was greeted by some security guy straight out of a movie in black sunglasses and wordlessly thrown off the property. Some weird barriers and building sites and the security guys made me really anxious together with the general aloofness on the Museumsinsel with its huge, palace-like buildings.

I decided it was not good to push myself any further because it's not a thing to go to the museum crying. So I headed to Brandenbuger Tor, which is already familiar to me, with the goal to go and explore the Tiergarten. What could possibly go wrong? A big, peaceful park for me to calm down and regain my mental strength.

Well, no. At some point two grown men approached me with some piece of paper in their hand and broken english and they would not back off even when I said no repeatedly, instead following me and invading my space really closely until I had to yell for them to leave me alone.

This left me crying somewhere in the bushes and I did not really get better even when N called me to calm me down. Wanting to sit on a bench for a while to regain composure, a poor unknowing fella came and asked me politely to sit next to me. I took my backpack and left him baffled and feeling sorry, but I was just crying again.

Things only started getting better when I arrived at another familiar place, the Hauptbahnhof, and went to Vapiano to get some food. The familiar environment helped keeping me stable and I decided to head for the central bus station a bit sooner and go explore a nearby park with a lake.

It was very beautiful and finally nobody bothered me, so the journey home actually went very smoothly once again. Finally at home, I was overjoyed to get into bed and feel safe and comfortable.

This should have been the end of the story, but it isn’t completely. A few days later, I started editing the photos from the concert and post them on instagram. Honestly, I did not expect or want much, but the fan base just blew me away completely. People would not stop sharing, complimenting and even messaging me with requests to draw the photos or use them as their phone background.

Especially Drew got a lot of love from the fans. But then Ed shared my photos of him and my inbox really exploded with notes and even fans excitedly congratulating me with being noticed by a band member. I have honestly never once seen fans this committed to include everyone and share art and photos. It made me feel very welcome.

Dreamland in real life may have ended, but I’m looking forward to the band’s next project and I really hope to see them again soon.

#glass animals #ga berlin #dave bayley #drew macfarlane #edmund irwin singer #joe seaward #dreamland #my concerts #my photo

[velowri]

DotR NaNoWriMo 2023 - 11/3

5296 and still going strong! Weekend may be the real make or break moment. But! Snippet time!

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“Lieutenant Kane’s said he or Novitiate Halloran are feeding you,” one of the guards finally spoke – a feminine voice to Kassi’s right facing toward the obvious exit from her cell. “Shouldn’t be long, though much longer and I might go look for Kane myself.”

“Well no shit – he hates necromancers,” the other guard, masculine on Kassi’s left, chimed in. “Nothin’ personal, Kane’s just got experience that don’t put him on friendly terms with…your type. No offense.”

“None taken!” Kassi chirped – at the very least the guards were willing to talk to her, and not like some kind of unnatural creature for having tried speaking to a lost and restless soul. “Tell me a bit more about him – Kane, I mean. Or Halloran. Whatever you want.”

The guard on Kassi’s left looked as though she was about to speak, but a jovial whistle somehow managed to pierce through the stone walls such that Kassi momentarily thought a particularly loud spirit was trying to make itself known in spite of the wards keeping Kassi in place. In short order, the door swung open to reveal a lean man wearing close-fitting soft leather armor, stained dark for moving through the shadows. The darker color was contrasted by the most outrageous red hair Kassi had ever seen – though to be fair, she couldn’t remember ever seeing anyone with red hair before. It wasn’t a bright tone like blood or the vivid red dyes made from fireweed, but somehow as warm and crisp as those more familiar shades that Kassi remembered.

Most importantly, though, he was carrying two plates brimming with food.

“Now technically I should be doing this when the prisoner’s awake and with Jerrik’s permission but –“ the redhaired man began to say as he boldly strode past the guards, but when he finally spotted Kassi clinging to the bars of her cell staring at the food in his hands he stopped in his tracks to blink pale eyes at her. “Well! She is awake after all! Say, one or both of you, go let Jerrik know, hm? Hope no one’s given you a fright here, miss – yet, anyway, Jerrik probably will…”

It was a good thing the warding runes holding her in didn’t mean Kassi couldn’t physically reach past them, because the second the new arrival – Halloran, maybe, if Kane was Jerrik? – noticed her Kassi had stuck both hands through the bars to reach for the plates. As the guards slipped out to locate Jerrik or Kane, in case they weren’t the same person, the redheaded man carefully approached with the food slowly nearing Kassi’s waiting grasp. Her hands waggled him closer and Kassi couldn’t help licking her lips as the scent of the food wafted fully into her nose and set her mouth watering. She did remain steady until the redhead had set both plates – slim and rectangular to eke through the bars – in her hands before Kassi yanked both through the bars and without a single care for decorum or manners dropped her head into one of the plates to eat as much as she could.

“…someone was definitely hungry, wow,” the redhead murmured as he sat on the floor, cross-legged, to watch Kassi consume the plate’s contents at speed before forcing herself to pause and sigh in relief. “Is that, uh, normal for you?”

#nanowrimo 2023 #project: dance of the rosette

[commaclear]

Okay ****** anon here w some angst,,, I was blessed w an idea to incorporate btp!tntduos anniversary with

Have fun <3

—

nine years.

Wilbur looked at the date displayed on his screen

July 2nd

He let out a long and heavy sigh before dragging himself out of bed. Wilbur entered his bathroom, reminding himself mentally to change out the buggy lightbulb soon. He brushed his teeth with harsh movements cause it watered down blood spread out against the harsh white sink. After splashing his face with insanely cold water, Wilbur looked at himself for a few seconds in the mirror.

Maybe if you looked a little less ugly you wouldn’t be celebrating this alone.

Wilbur shoot his head and left the room. He grabbed a shirt he folded up on his dresser the night prior. He tucked it in tightly and pulled it out the slightest bit to make it poof out. By habit, Wilbur glanced over to his mirror to see how he looked, forgetting he has it locked in his closet and covered in blankets.

He left his home and took his bus to work.

Wilbur let his day flash by him, he’s pretty sure niki stopped by and tried a conversation before Wilbur managed to shoo her out. He had mostly paperwork assigned to him today, he’s pretty sure erets doing something to keep Wilbur from interacting with dead bodies. Whatever.

The day passed, Wilbur was tired -good- and heading home.

He opened his door and set the bags of groceries down on his counter. A few minutes later re entering the kitchen in more casual clothes. He quietly marinated the steak he picked up from his grocery store before setting it onto the pan. He hummed every now and then to a tune he’d overhear from fundys radio blasting under his office. After plating the steak and potatoes he had made, he cleaned up his kitchen quickly and grabbed the chilled bottle of wine that had been sitting in his fridge.

He enjoyed his dinner and wine over nothing, simply chewing and staring out to his table and kept himself deep in thought. By the middle of his dinner he’d abandoned his wine glass for the full bottle. Wilbur closed his eyes every now and then to let himself think.

Do you think this is just a normal day to him?

Is he thinking about you? Does he feel bad?

Probably not.

Wilbur put his dirty dishes in his sink effort stumbling slightly to his bed. He laid down and before he knew it he was out cold.

—

“Wil?” Quackity held his hand tighter, “you’re spacing off again babe.”

“Oh- oh sorry q I- I don’t know why-“

“Don’t worry about it,” quackity gave a small peck onto Wilbur’s cheek, “I’m going to go set the table.”

Wilbur nodded and plated the steaks and potatoes he prepared. He brought the plates over to quackity, who was smiling at his phone.

“What’s got you so happy ?” Wilbur quipped, quackity looked up and smiled wider in response.

“You,” he paused and showed his phone screen, “and this photo your dad sent of Charlie.”

Wilbur took quackitys phone and smiled immediately, Charlie was laughing with technos hair falling over him like a bright pink wig.

Wilbur chuckled, “that’s adorable “ he handed quackity back his phone.

“We should invite them over for dinner as a thank you, what do you think?” Quackity looked up at Wilbur as he set down their food.

“I’d love that,”

Quackity smiled and looked down at his plate, “wow wil! This looks delicious! Thank you, it smells incredible.”

“Of course,” Wilbur smiled, “happy anniversary quackity.”

Quackity leaned towards wilbur, smiling widely, “happy 15th anniversary Wilbur.”

The two kissed, and Wilbur was sure anyone out there had finally heard his prayers. They enjoyed their dinner in eachothers presence, talking about their day. Wilbur went on a tangent about this song that’s stuck in his head because his co worker keeps blasting it. Quackity picked up their plates and kissed Wilbur on the cheek before resting their plates on the sink to clean later. Wilbur followed behind quackity to ask if he needed any help.

“I’m fine wil, I’m done anyways.”

“Oh alri-“ Wilbur’s voice was stuck in his throat as quackity softly took his hand and slowly led him to their bedroom. Wilbur shut their door before quackity leaned him against their door.

“Can I kiss you?” Quackity said quietly

“Please” Wilbur barely whispered

The two slowly connected, smiling into their kisses that were so soft and gentle Wilbur could cry on the spot. He’s wanted this for so long, to come home on this stupid fucking day and be wanted and held. Quackity coaxed him over to their bed. Wilbur laid down and quackity kept his pace perfectly. Quackity slowly unbuttoned Wilbur’s shirt, kissing him with all the love Wilbur craved. Wilbur pulled back to look at his husband.

He immediately felt sick.

“Hmm? What’s wrong?” Wilbur was frozen at the question, fear quickly entering his body once again.

“Wh-wha- “ Wilbur backed up from under them, and slipped from the bed to the floor. He quickly scrambled back into the corner of his bedroom.

“Cmon what’s got you so spooked?” Their voice quietly followed him

“Why are you here?!”

“Hmm.. you don’t want to see me?”

“I wa- I want- please leave me al-one Mrs.-“

“I told you, sally is just fine Wilbur” sally chuckled

Wilbur felt sweat drip down his body, “leave me alone!”

“Why? So you can go and cheat of with your study partner?” Ace said accusingly

“N-n-no ! I want to be with-“ Wilbur felt sick, he couldn’t breathe

“Wilbur I cheated on you for a reason, stop trying to salvage this.” Jared looked down at him pitifully

“Wha- no! No I want quackity!” Wilbur yelled

“Excuse me.” Wilbur’s eyes widen as he looks up slowly

“N-no no no- ple-“ Wilbur sobbed

“You don’t get to fucking yell at me” ****** raised their hand up and quickly brought it down.

Wilbur flinched, awaiting for the horribly familiar pain, only for the pain to never come

“Wilbur.”

Wilbur knew that voice, he hated how much he missed it, wanted it to say his name, how much that voice brought comfort to him.

Wilbur slowly looked up and brought his arms down from their shield. Quackity… he didn’t look like his quackity. He looked lifeless, the husband he once had was gone.

“Q-quackity…” Wilbur sobbed and smiled in relief. The relief left as quickly as it came when Wilbur didn’t see his husband smile back.

“Wh-acts wrong?” Wilbur asked

Quackitys face stayed in a pitiful frown as he looked down at Wilbur.

“Wilbur you need to stop.”

“What?” Wilbur’s voice once again once again got caught in his throat.

“You hate me.”

“No… no quackity I could never!”

“You hate yourself Wilbur…”

Wilbur had no response

“You hate me for what I did-“

Wilbur yanked his hair, trying to rewind back to when quackity held him, “No! You didn’t do anything- Were fine!”

“I used you Wilbur”

“No!” Wilbur yanked his hair harsher, “No that was my fault! I wanted you-“ he sobbed

“Wilbur I broke my promise to you.” Quackity spoke monotonously

“It’s fi-ne! It’s fine!” Wilbur shook his head

“It’s not. Because I’m here, we’re here.” Quackity sighed, “I hurt you, I broke you for the third time”

Wilbur sobbed, feeling his breathing getting faster and faster, “ple-se please stop! I don’t- wanna hear this” Wilbur felt his vision going in and out the more he tried to breathe

“We don’t have a kid. Our dream home doesn’t exist-“ quackity continued.

“STOP! PLEASE!” wilbur begged

“I’m not yours, I’m not your husband. You’re alone, unloveable, and broken, ”

Wilbur pulled his hair to cover his face and sobbed. After he moved his hair, quackity, their home, everything, was gone.

—

Wilbur awoke with a gasp, covered in an uncomfortably sticky layer of sweat on every inch of his body. He curled up around himself and cried until his alarm rang hours later.

// end

DUE NOTICE TO THE OWNER:

Due to copyright reasons, this angst is being confiscated until further notice under authority of me. It will be melted down and repurposed to make parts for Bone to Pick part 3. Thank you for your unwilling contributions to Quackity's suffering.

#and maybe wil's too #anyway suffering is happening #anons my beloved #bone to pick #****** anon #btp dream au #all star asks