#wow im a fucking dumbass

[spacekrakens]

Not knowing stuff bc youre younger is such a scam. What do you mean I will be totally unaware of my behavior until I learn from it. What do you mean I'll find myself silly when I am older and it never ends until I die. It's a scam

#anyway thinking about how ill be 22 this year and its like. what will i think of me at 28 #krakens croaks #and youre not even aware of what youre missing until you suddenly have it or you are shown what is missing. what the fuck #me @ 16: wow im so smart #me @ 18: what a dumbass. now im smart #me @ 21: what a dumbass. now im smar-

[my-multi-fandom-blog]

Hoo fucking boy, I just read the Enstars “Black Tea Event” and I am MAD.

#ensemble stars #enstars #ritsu sakuma #sakuma ritsu #rei sakuma #sakuma rei #i was chill with ritsu up till this point now i just fucking despise him #(yes im a reiP so this is extremely biased but idc) #what is his stupid grudge over rei about?? #cause i thought it was this whole misunderstanding that he abandoned him when rei was constantly traveling abroad #but NOPE #ritsu recommended that to eichi as a way to take him down #WOW #WHAT THE FUCK #he even lied that rei was abusing him just to mess with eichi at first #WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT MAN DO TO YOU RITSU #omg this is so fucking stupid #ritsu is literally just a spoiled brat #AND HIM PRAISING AND SYMPATHIZING WITH EICHI #mans dream resulted in so much damage you dumbass why do you think a revolution happened #im sorry there's still a lot of content from the ! era that I still need to find and check out t #so if anyone can explain if im missing something important or anything that'd be great #but for now i wish to wring ritsu's neck out like a dishrag

[eyestrain-addict]

Extremely upset at the end of sellens quest. I love this game for the most part but I hate how it hard sets you on the path of 'Carian Royals are good and whatever they do is justified' Sellen didnt deserve this. The game really says 'fuck you for caring for this character who is kind to you above all else and sees you as her child, and when shes horribly mutilated you cant even do anything about it'

What the fuck, what the fuck. I'm going to cry

#sorceress sellen #this fucking sucks #wow! what was probably supposed to be a moment of comedic hubris failed horribly and just fills me when vengance feuled rage! #I want to murder every single member of the carian family! i will go kratos on their asses! ranni is fucking lucky shes the main #character of a side quest of my dagger is going into her fucking dumbass yarn head! #elden ring #not anti elden ring im just very emotional rn give me a break #rant

[tifosilolita]

what was the point of saying red bull has the highest instances of drivers needing mental health care? because 1. it’s not true, 2. almost all of the doctors have sports psychologists. hell, every single mercedes driver has talked about how they’ve struggled with their mental health. and i’m not singling out mercedes, i’m just pointing out that just because you say it doesn’t mean it’s true. and also 3. there’s absolutely no reason getting mental help should be stigmatized so idk why you’d be so mad that red bull literally provides sports psychologists for their drivers

omfg grow up. red bull doesnt need some anon on tumblr to back them up.

dont talk to me abt stigmatising mental health issues, ive been seeing a psych half my life.

im angry about the disposable nature of red bull (and co) drivers, and the negative mental health issues these boys developed during their time, including, but not limited to:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat

Pierre Gasly

Alexander Albon

David Coulthard

Jean-Eric Vergne

im not answering anything else you send me, thankyou.

#wow my first message on f1 tumblr is a dumbass ignorant rant? great thanks tumblr #anyway im not pro red bull or anti red bull or pro merc or anti or whatever i just love these dumb boys who go fast in cars to run away #from their problems #get a fucking grip #thanks if u read this and even more thanks if u didnt #ask #f1 ask

[loud-whistling-yes]

(through clenched teeth) I will not punch a child. I will not punch a child. I will not punch a ch-

#fweeet #🤌🤌🤌 i will not beat up a 12 year old i will not deck a baby in the face i will not kick a year 7 kid in the nuts 🤌🤌🤌 #for the first time in YEARS ive felt genuine anger towards jokes targeted at me I WILL NOT SNAP AT A CHILDDDD #I GET IT. HES A CHILD. A BABY. A YOUNGIN. HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES SAYING. HE'LL REGRET THIS IN A FEW YEARS. #BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO I WANT TO KILL HIM #FIRST OF ALL MOTHERFUCKER _YOU_ OF ALL PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO LAUGH AT MY SPINE #SECOND OF ALL- #anyways you can tell the new kid in my marching team is... having fun #ive been holding in my hatred of him for 3 months now istg im at my last straw #literally no one has managed to make me feel mad over a joke of my scoliosis before but he somehow did it #i just... wow. incredible. congratulations on being the first fucker who was so much of an asshole you managed to piss me of all people off #if he mocks me one more time tmr im actually gonna start swinging i dont care mf one of us is the team's oldest member and it sure isnt you #no one else other than another asshole kid heard him say the shit to me tdy so if he tries it again tmr im not holding back #YOU THINK YOU HAVE POWER OVER HERE DUMBASS???? ONE OF US HAS BEEN MARCHING BEFORE YOU WERE IN PRIMARY SCHOOL AND IT SURE AINT FUCKING YOU #NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU THE MOMENT I DECIDE I WANT TO PULL THE 'DISABLED GIRL WITH SCOLIOSIS' CARD ON YOU

[jhuzen]

*slams a hundred more beers across the tavern 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺*

BRO POSTED TWO BANGER SMUTS AND DIPPED. WHAT THE HECK????? i cant fuckign recover frkm this i am on my k n e e s

ilysm i hope u get bitches on ur next valentines because if not i WILL be ur bitch

B-B-B-B-Beer anon (i’m gonna start calling you that now) omg… p-pls ⑉･̆･̆⑉

I’m just a humble bitchless man ;-; please don’t taint yourself with my everlasting loserness sigh. But I’m glad you liked them hehe, they were the contenders for that Aether smut that I made,,, and since you asked, you shall receive <3

#ilysm too #and yes i too hope i get bitches next valentines #if not #theres always blade #and scara #wow im a sucker for men who look like they could fuck me up #joozhenju’s dumbass answers

[braywashed]

almost got into an accident because im fucking stupid ama

#blew through a red at an intersection when the opposite side had left on green #bc my dumbass heat exhausted brain was like #yeah the other side stopped and that truck in front of me turned and now theyre turning over there! wow! #and every other light on the strip is green WHY LOOK AT MY OWN LIGHTS AMIRITE #im fucking stupid im gonna cry

[orcelito]

Screaming with my mouth closed hmnmnnnnnn just like that but with all the repressed emotion of 172k words of slow burn FINALLY coming to fruition

#speculation nation #this. this is why people read slow burns. to lose their fucking MINDS when it finally happens #i hate it hfkshfkd but i sure was making some fucking noises when i reached the culmination #just have an epilogue left n im gonna. wait a bit. bc i just read who knows how many words to get here and. wow #sometimes life is 3 hours of intense reading to see two dumbasses kiss i guess

[draco-doodles]

its one of my absolute favorite things (/s) when someone posts something with the illusion like they care about the topic and “want to inform people” but when people actually ASK QUESTIONS they act all high and mighty and are like “you’re supposed to do this yourself” “why are you asking me” “you should already know this”

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING THE POST THEN

#ok so you dont actually care about informing people about the topic #oh so you did this for social brownie points or some dumbass shit #if you actually fucking cared about more people seeing it and caring you would answer easy questions #instead of being a patronizing fuckhead #like wow everybody give em A ROUND OF APPLAUSE #sorry im just mad

[starstruckvega]

Actually our queer ancestors did rail eachother in bathrooms and live secret lives where they were truly themselves so we could have a future where we take back words of hate and use them instead for liberation and love, loudly and openly rather than in hushed tones.

Hope this clears things up!

#starspeak #saw a dumbass post about shaming people for using certain phrase about queer joy #iykyk (its the gay panic post lol) #not only does it completely misrepresents that gay panic isnt “oh im panicking bc im gay!” but instead encapsulates the sudden panic of #seeing someone beautiful and feeling the way your heart skips a beat and your body suddenly feels on fire #its not OH NO IM GAY AND THATS BAD #its OH FUCK IM GAY THEYRE SO PRETTY WOW #like stfu #talk to irl queer people you absolute baby

[lovphobic]

"(im a woman)" i still think you should check yourself ^_^ blocked

#they go on to say how they couldnt just walk out of the theater and leave bc they were with friends and 'really wanted to like the movie' #like im p sure your friends wouldnt mind you walking out LMFAO just wait in the lobby. but oh wait you dont have a sliver of patience in #your body do you!!! omg!!! poor thing. should we call greta to complain?? you want to write her a strongly worded letter??? 🥺🥺 #how are u gonna be this pathetic.......... like yeah i wasnt entirely wowed and floored by the speech but. it was needed in relation to the #plot. did you watch the movie or did you just spend the entire time picking every single fucking thing apart to the point that this Two #Minute Scene bothered u This Much. be for real #the speech gloria gave did not have a Whiff of twitter discourse btw. literally im #i should not let dumbasses on the internet piss me off this much but i have an innate need to bitch so. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

[a-lonely-tatertot]

MY GENUINE VISERAL REACTION

#tater rambles #MY ART TEACHERS RESPONSE TO THIS DUMBASS COLLAGE WE MADE HOLY SHIT #'gives Euphoria vibes' #literally nothing against that show other than i hate it for no reason thanks #ANYWAYS HOLY SHIT IM DYING GET ME OUT OF HERE #i used a person in makeup fucked with saturation and she was like wow pop culture reference

[mag171]

fuckkkkk dude i want pasta.

#i had a spoonful of frosting yesterday but other than that i havent really eaten #i keep forgetting #i even said id make an egg earlier and ended up just. not doing that #i dont know whether its the upping of my meds or with spooky or grandma. or maybe im just a forgetful dumbass #regardless. struggling to actually eat. but not in the disordered way just in the wow life is fucked way #but i remain cautiously optimistic

[voids-cave]

Going absolutely insane please I cannot be the only one that finds Leon being sexist in RE4 to be HYSTERICAL, please please tell me someone else finds this SO fucking funny because God, he really IS That pathetic.

Someone WROTE that line thinking this is such a Cool and Edgy thing to say that will make Leon look soooo cool 😭

#please there must be another person that finds it funny #not in the way that I support what hes saying No Not at all. #Thats BAD !! ofc being sexist is definitely not good 😭 #just in case someone fuckin Turns their ass somehow and thinks i agree what Leon is saying instead of making fun of him LMFAO #AND ALSO...I LO VE ADORE. HOW ITS SOMEWHAT ACKNOWLEDGED?? IN RE6??? #LEON BEING SEXIST AND THEN GETTING BETTER AT NOT BEING SEXIST IS CANON YALL #I have No idea why I love it so much that he's sexist but Got Better 😭 and now he isn't sexist anymore 💀🗿 #IDK WHYY its so funny to me...look at this fucking Dumbass being a Dumbass but then wow the dumbass got self aware and now he isnt that muc #of a dumbass anymore!! #im proud of you buddy for not being Sexist anymore 💀 slaps on the ass good job /s /hj #you did the Bare minimum!!!

[nanzyn]

if i have to sit thru another fucking shitty ass boring fucking presentation where the person starts by walking us thru their presentation’s table of fucking contents like we’re invalid and then goes on to read directly off the damn slides im going to launch myself out the nearest window and none of you can stop me

#bones talks #fuck this class fuck this class fuck this class #i hate this class #that! is! not! what! you! do! for! a! toc! slide! #please god have mercy on ur classmates and do not read off the ToC slide #that is not what that slide is for #wow! we're gonna start with an introduction and finish with a conclusion? whoda thought! #dumbass #i can read #i promise you i can read #write your script and THEN make the slide BASED OFF OF the slides jesus please i beg #slides are for IMAGES and LONG QUOTES that u dont read aloud #and for information thats too clunky to fit in ur script #oh good an OVERVIEW slide instead of a ToC slide so original!!!1! #im gonna commit a violence

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

" what the hell are you doing ?"

you look away from your screen to stare at your boyfriend from beneath the mountain of pillows you’re laying under. there are snacks ranging from sweet to salty strewn all around your bed and a spot right next to you saved specifically for him.

you raise a brow " i’m watching my show." you state. katsuki’s eye twitches. he stalks towards you slowly, menacingly, like he’s waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce at you. you shove your chin and nose underneath your blankets.

"you’re watching our show. " he corrects, squinting at you "you’re watching. our show." he reiterates.

"katsu-"

" our show. an’ yer fuckin’ watching it without me." he glares daggers into your fucking soul and with the rage of a thousand suns as he spits the words out like they had somehow caused him harm.

"you said i could start without you last time !" you defend weakly. he rolls his eyes as he stomps over to you and climbs into your bed "yeah, last time, but this ain’t last fuckin’ time, dumbass." he growls. you whine when he lifts up your blankets and the cold air nips at you. "oh shut up, big baby, weren’t whinin’ when ya decided ta watch the one show you know we watch together." his words are mean but he scoots impossibly closer to you

you scoot over to make some extra space for him so he can lay down comfortably before squeezing yourself right next to him again. “you’re the one who said, and i quote ‘ i could give less of a shit about this stupid show, just don’t have anything better to do” he scrunches his nose at your crude impression of him. “ i don’t fuckin’ sound like that.”

“it’s what you sound like to me.” you retort.

he growls, nipping at your ear which causes you to let out a giggle mixed with a little squeal “needa get yer fuckin’ ears checked then.”

“i just started anyway. i can just rewind it” you lean forward to place your mouse back to the beginning and plop back on your pillow with a groan. katsuki snorts. “ i was gonna wait for you, but you were taking too long” you mumble out already invested in the images on screen.

katsuki knocks his forehead against the side of your head softly then also turns his attention to the screen. “ it’s shitty hair’s fault” he gruffs out “fucker kept on yappin’ about whatever the fuck, couldn’t leave.”

you fake gasp in shock. pretending to be hurt you place a hand on your chest and look at him wide eyed. he raises a brow “wow. i can’t believe you like kirishima more than me.” you turn your nose up at him and hold back a laugh when you see his expression morph from confused to straight up insulted.

“where the fuck d’you get that from?!” you can’t keep up the façade when you see his face and burst out laughing, his facial expressions are seriously something else. he relaxes slightly but he still doesn’t look amused. “i’m just joking. i know you just wanted to be nice” you reassure, his face relaxes and his shoulders sag as he releases a frustrated sigh. “you know, since he’s your friend.”

he cracks his head to look at you, wide eyed and brows furrowed he shoves his head against yours so hard he basically headbutts you. you let out a little yelp and laugh “don’t even start with that ! fucker ain’t my friend." he spits the word friend like it tastes gross in his mouth, it makes you laugh even harder. “right~” you sing.

you think things have calmed down after a little bit, your both watching your show, then katsuki suddenly knocks his forehead against your head again.

“hey.” he mumbles. you blink up at him waiting for him to finish. he chews at his lip and looks towards the screen then looks back at you, cheeks turning pink.

"ya know i don’t…like him more than you, right..?"

you tilt your head "who ?" you ask. he grunts like speaking is physically challenging, his face turning redder by the second “shitty hair. don’t like ‘im more than you." his eyes dart away then focus back on yours " don’t like anyone more than you."

you feel your cheeks flush and you suddenly feel extremely warm and giddy. you giggle and his cheeks darken in color "where's this coming from?" you chortled. he scoffs at you and pokes you in the stomach, turning back to the look at the screen to avoid your mushy warm loving gaze. "fuckin'—nowhere ! m'not allowed to…fuckin—!" he fumbles around for what to say. you decide to spare him and place your hands on his scorching cheeks, he struggles a little bit (barely) but let's you turn his head towards you, he pouts at you, trying his best to look intimidating but he just looks like a angry little kicked puppy.

"m'just teasing you , suki" you're rubbing his cheek with your thumb and his eyebrows stay furrowed despite him leaning into your touch "i know you don't like him more than me, if you did, i don't think you'd be here" he rolls his eyes and bites at the palm of your hand. you chuckle "i don't like anyone more than you, either" you're sure there are hearts in your eyes as you speak, you hope he can see them.

" 'f course you don’t." he mumbles out the words into your palms fast without missing a beat, it tickles. he smirks into your hand when he sees you roll your eyes at him, he truly is a little shit.

"don't like nobody more than you." he proclaims quietly, closing his eyes, his long lashes brushing against his cheeks.

"yeah" you purr, the hearts in your eyes spread all around your body to the tips of your fingers and toes, it makes you warm and soft, and so fond of him. you don't like anybody more than katsuki, you can't. not when he opens his eyes and gazes at you with burning cheeks but hearts in his eyes and you hope the ones in yours spread all around his body too, because his have started to intermingle with yours, coursing through your veins.

"yeah." you sigh, " yeah me neither."

you can't like anyone more than you do katsuki as you watch your show together.

@slashersl0t i wrote this thanks to you twin <3 !

#..did i do too much #please do not perceive me it was a heat of the moment thing #i jus wanna kiss him #i love him #OU this was inspired by my lovely mutu slasherslot's giant brain thank you slasher ily #not proofread #ill probably change later #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #bakugou imagine #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katuski x reader #i love my boyfriend #katsuki x you #katsuki bakugo fluff #katsuki x y/n #bakugo x reader #bakugou fluff #bakugou drabble