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heeracha · 1 year
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## end of the line. — p. jongseong
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synopsis: thinking it was a hotline for people who just need someone to talk to, jay calls. but why did a clueless student answer? with jay’s phone call has a time limit, you, the clueless student, insists on staying with him until the end of the line.
pairing: jay x f!reader
content/genre: college au (wow shocking), slowburn, fluff, angst and crack, smau.
warning(s): swearing, mental health deteriorating, lonely thoughts, i'll put it on every chap if there's anything you need to look out for.
note: hahaha im horrible, yes, delaying wob again, im so sorry. i just,,,,, idk lets say this is self-indulgent bcs fuCK its obvious im not doing too well for the past months lmAO AHHSDH,,, anyway,, yep. hope u enjoy whatever the fuck this is T_T. TAGLIST CLOSED. remember my bullshit last night about this not being as angsty as ymtm? yeah i take it back, i have the alt ending written already. HA.
tags: r.asks: eotl, eotl updates, eotl thoughts, eotl spoilers
profiles. / profiles 2.0
ep 1. — the one with the moving in (pilot).
ep 2. — the one with mommy looking for a daddy.
ep 3. — the one with too much workloads.
ep 4. — the one with donald duck.
ep 5. — the one with the hotline.
ep 6. — the one with the ppg leader, blooming.
ep 7. — the one with the style note.
ep 8. — the one with y/n's 15 minute-bf.
ep 9. — the one with reunited by peaches & herb.
ep 10. — the one with sulley and boo.
ep 11. — the one with the ghosting.
ep 12. — the one with the ghosting 2.0.
ep 13. — the one with three am bbq.
ep 14. — the one with bubs coming back.
ep 15. — the one with the cat naming.
ep 16. — the one with the lukewarm coffee.
ep 17. — the one with jay cooking his sadness away.
ep 18. — the one with the giggly simp in sunoo's dorm.
ep 19. — the one with the cream puffs request.
ep 20. — the one with jay's sweater.
ep 21. — the one after the bake sale.
ep 22. — the one with the three boxes.
ep 23. — the one where jay (almost) won.
ep 24. — the one with the backup plan.
ep 25. — the one with the rude girl and the guy with no manners.
ep 26. — the one with the sad face.
ep 27. — the one with the "you too" replies.
ep 28. — the one with the "i fell first, they never did" trope.
ep 29. — the one with jay can't because he's busy.
ep 30. — the one with sunoo blocking jay in his priv.
ep 31. — the one with sunoo leaving the group.
ep 32. — the one with jake throwing a shoe at jay.
ep 33. — the one with bubs' messages.
ep 34. — the one with bubs and honey catching up.
ep 35. — the one with jay trying to talk to y/n.
ep 36. — the one with jay's way of confessing.
ep 37. — the one with jay being so close (for the millionth time).
ep 38. — the one where honey called bubs by her real name.
ep 39. — the one with ur mom vibes.
ep 40. — the one with y/n crying for the hundredth time.
ep 41. — the one where minho gets a headache.
ep 42. — the one with sunoo becoming a caregiver.
ep 43. – the one with the letter.
ep 44. — the one with sunghoon being a drama queen.
ep 45. — the one with the matching icons.
ep 46. — the one during y/n's sad hours.
ep 47. — the one where jay doesn't care about y/n.
ep 48. — the one where jeongin spoils y/n.
ep 49. — the one where they decide they either fix it or have closure.
ep 50. — the one where everything's okay.
ep 51. — the one where minho will airfry jay and y/n.
ep 52. — the one with the ending, but not the end of the line.
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alternative ending. — the one with y/n staying with jay even after the line ended.
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jazeswhbhaven · 2 months
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Just Another Day in Hades...(Requiem of the Survivors Event React III)
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Henlo again, third post time! Make sure you check out the previous parts before continuing! ->Part 1 -> ->Part 2->
Good to go? Let's finish this~
So we're back and this is final part to my react post!! It's mostly the damn image limit that kills me. Let me have 50 images per post ugh. Anywayssss
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WOMP I spelt his name wrong in another post like all the way wrong. It's bad enough Orias couldn't even remember his name lmao
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I'm crying because level with me... I read his name because of the typo as "Zaddy" instead of Zadkie Sure. I mean I'll call him Zaddy ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ (btw this is a different way of calling someone "Daddy" during sex) Now you know your admin was being horny for another angel again. I am never leaving the streets at this point and Dre has his eyes on me ready to have some words. m o v i n g o n n nn
So Orias is hyping up the angel trying to get him ready for when leviathan gets over to him. they see him from afar and have their little talk, and Zadkiel is nervous asf (as he should be) but Orias is like "you're fine :D" all while he's over there slobbering over Levi's soul again.
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See. Look at him. Just confident. Also this part I'm just gonna hurry up and paraphrase so "Levi" walks up to Orias and the angel and after the two of them stare at each other BAM Orias tells the angels to attack "Levi" immediately.
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Looks like they got him right???
W R O N G
After Orias ripped through "Levi's" chest and ate the orb, it didn't taste at all what he expected, and...it had the opposite affect of what he thought it would too.
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Won't you look at that, Orias wasn't the only one who fucking came in with a failsafe key sort of speak. SO remember back when I said Zadkiel was staring at Levi??? Well he knew who it was because it wasn't really Levi at all but an old colleague of his named Ose that was disguised by the real Levi who only half trusted Orias's note. And as I suspected, Levi was too smart for that and if we remember that he and orias are the ones that can lie. so both parties threw everyone for a loop.
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Leviathan played his cards right and he won. Foras witnessed such a thing before his eyes knowing he was probs gonna win anyway lol
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And omfg how cheeky, Levi also just wanted to know what would happen if Orias swallowed the soul omg. Lol this is wild. So in short honestly, Zadkiel gave up, seems that he was under Gabriel since he said his name as his last words and the Leviathan monster pretty much swallowed everyone up. It nearly goes for Orias but Levi stops it.
Yes, even after all this bullshit, Levi sticks to his original promise that he wasn't going to do anything to Orias. In fact, he even has the monster spit out a few souls for Orias to eat.
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Now see here, this whole "omg being over 21 means your so old now wow" joke is tiring because no one in their 20s looks like Orias who I assume looks like a wrinkled fucking peach under there and his hair is kinda greyed out too? which I mean I've heard of that happening but come on. lol
otherwise though it comes to a conclusion that Orias was pissed off that he was tricked even though he's the one that tricked Levi in the first place
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I can't either Foras. I really can't. Orias needs the timeout chair if he's gonna act like this because omg it's almost like Levi is gentle parenting him so he can act better but I mean technically none of this is a good example of gentle parenting lol But also, Orias has a new noose on his neck and if I'm reading the room correctly, I think Levi intends on using it in it future because of how he says "your life belongs to me" and that it's not like the old one.
Orias is on a tight leash now, Levi's promise still hasn't changed, and our nobles learned more about him and us too.
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CONCLUSION So for this event I give it a 9/10. One point off because Orias is being a little brat which kinda came off to me as in his big age, he was still acting like a child. Like yes, give him some grace because he was at that farm with Levi and had horrible stuff done to him and especially one that causes aging to where he may even die in another year or so and he's addicted to angel souls now and it makes him want more and more. I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting to highlight something...but I'mma be honest I'm running off fumes and I haven't slept at all SO if I do remember I'll just edit it in here. But but I hope you all enjoyed the heavy lore again, I really appreciate this that they're doing for the story because it's starting to kind of align with the main story kindish? And we get to see glimpses of how the devils are without MC around so I'm getting my piece of slice of life demon pie.
NOW though with the event done. I'm sure the next one crossing my fingers will be a Lucifer-centered one. maybe. Because they have told us before chapter updates would be every three months or so so that's a lot of waiting that I'm glad for because that means more time to beef up cards, unlock holy board stories, farm for materials. The best time for a f2p peep. btw these advanced candies are gonna fucking be the end of me, it's almost like I need to ONLY nab those during events because they get you at the end with those.
As always appreciate you all for reading my stuff, after I sleep today I'll get back to work on those requests again T^T byeee~ -your lovely admin ♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ)
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haleyrude · 1 month
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My Raffle Ticket
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Pairing: Jake Webber x fem!reader 
Disclaimer: Cute little idea that I had. This just includes some fluff. Love Tara, no hard feelings on her. Enjoy!
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You were very excited for tonight. Once a year the fair comes to town and you and all your friends get together and just have a night of fun. The nights are usually chilly around this time of year, so you opted to wear jeans, combat boots, and a tank top with a light blue hoodie over it. Putting your hair up in a high ponytail knowing that the rides will make your hair a bird's nest if you were to keep it down. Your phone dinged and you walked over to pick it up off the bed while it was still charging. It was Kat saying her and Tara were outside. You were driving with the girls tonight, so you took your phone off charge and grabbed your wristlet wanting to travel as light as possible and left your apartment making sure to lock it and heading down to the car.
Parking and getting out, the air was crisp and there was that faint smell of buttered popcorn from the food stands and hay from where they keep the petting zoo. You had always wondered why they included a petting zoo at the fair but you didn’t let it bother you. Purchasing your ticket they offered you a raffle ticket which you bought because why not. You never won anything, sure you had a fair share of raffle tickets and some scratch offs but you never won. That’s why you refused to get into gambling at the casino. By all means you would join your friends if they wanted to go but you’d bask in the atmosphere and drinks they offered instead of wasting all your money to gambling. 
You saw Tara and Kat had made their way to the group of guys which consisted of Colby, Sam, Johnnie and Jake. You couldn’t keep the smile off your face as you walked up to them and greeted them. “Did you guys get a raffle ticket?” you held up yours as well as Johnnie and Colby, “Why would we get them?” Tara motioned to her and Kat questioningly. You shrugged because you knew they liked to participate in stuff like that. Jake chuckled and you looked up at him since he was next to you, he wore jeans and combat boots as well, with a multi-colored long sleeve shirt. You’ve always had a crush on him but would never pursue anything because he was with Tara when you were introduced to the friend group. It’s been a little over a year since the breakup and you were nervous to pursue him as it went against girl code.
“So what’re we doing first?” Colby broke you from your thoughts, rubbing his hands together and smirking. You were a little dare devil and loved all the rides so Colby’s smirk did not scare you one bit. Unfortunately, you all only had time for the Gravitron ride before Jake excused himself from the group. You didn’t have time to ask where he was going as you heard that the raffle ticket winners were about to be called through the speakers. “Wow this is early” you said giddily and you took your raffle ticket out standing with Colby and Johnnie. “I mean it makes sense, you need time before the fair closes” Johnnie said laughing. They called out the numbers for the Tier 3 and 2 prizes. One was a 50” flat screen TV while the other was a weekend trip cruise. Waiting for Tier 1 one you crossed your fingers. They started calling out the numbers and your eyes widened. “I won, I won!” you jumped up and down. The two guys gave you a smile as the speaker said you had to head to the main stage to claim your prize. You turned and started heading towards the stage as Colby and Johnnie followed. “We had our suspicions but didn’t realize you felt so strongly about this” You raised a brow at Colby, “I never win anything this is amazing!” “Wait, did you not read what the raffle tickets are for?” Johnnie asked but that’s when you arrived at the main stage holding your ticket up smiling big. You were confused because Jake was standing there next to the speaker. 
“Come on little lady” the speaker put his hand out to help you on stage. You looked at Jake curiously and he had a huge smile on his face. “Congratulations for winning a date with Jake Webber, I hope you two have a wonderful time at the fair tonight” You couldn’t help but cover your mouth with your hand, eyes wide. There were cheers around the stage and then everyone mostly dispersed to go back to the rides or food. “I didn’t know it was to win a date with you” You didn’t want to look to the ground just in case Tara saw this, but she probably knew already. “You didn’t want to go on a date with me?” Jake frowned, stepping closer. “No I.. I mean yes, but what about Tara?” He rested a hand on your shoulder, “What about her? We’re friends and have been broken up for over a year now.” You nodded as he took a hold of your hand making you blush, “Shall we go princess?” your heart stopped at the nickname and Jake helped you off the stage. The group came up to you. Sam, Colby and Johnnie high-fiving Jake. You looked at Tara and Kat. You let go of Jake’s hand to walk over, “I’m sorry I didn’t know..” Tara cut you off, “It’s okay, Jake deserves someone who will treat him right and I have full faith that you would treat him the way he deserves, if that’s what you two want.” You smiled at Tara and brought her in for a hug, “I was so scared you’d be upset” she shook her head, “I was surprised but no I’m not mad, now go have fun!” she laughed as you turned, seeing Jake’s eyes on you. 
“So, why were you up for grabs tonight?” You asked, walking hand in hand with Jake to the next ride. “It was a promo video for the fair and my youtube channel” you nodded looking around, “So the date is being recorded?” You got in line for ‘fireball’ “No, everything is recorded excluding the date. Which I’m happy about” he gave your hand a squeeze. You couldn’t help but laugh remembering Colby and Johnnie with their raffle tickets, “Colby and Johnnie wanted to win a date with you” still laughing Jake motioned to himself “Can you blame them, I’m irresistible” You blushed again as you and Jake started getting on the ride. Jake made sure you were buckled properly, pulling on the strap before getting in and buckling up himself. You chuckled at him, “The workers make sure we’re strapped in” He smiled finishing his buckle, “Just want to double check and make sure you're safe” You smiled at Jake after the worker walked away from checking your buckle. Jake found your hand and unclenched it from the handle to hold. You were grateful that Jake had long arms. 
The ride started and you both laughed and screamed enjoying the ride holding each other’s hands the whole time. Walking off the ride you shook your head and Jake fixed the stray hairs from your ponytail, you were grateful for that. You both went on several more rides while holding hands and Jake making sure you were secure before the workers did. On the last ride you both went on it was a two seater cart that went around in circles forward and backwards. As the ride sped up you were smushed to Jake’s side, not being able to scoot away. He put his arm around you and pulled you closer if that was even possible as the ride kept spinning. You accepted defeat and snuggled into him as the ride started going backwards. His scent of lemon musk was comforting. When the ride ended Jake kept you close to his side as you both decided you could eat. “Let’s do a smorgasbord.” You laughed agreeing with him, “let’s do it” 
You knew Jake was a foodie and you loved trying new things so you walked around to various food stands and ended up with a funnel cake, fried oreos, chicken tenders, gator bites, and two big lemonades.”I’ve never tried gator” you said picking up one of the bite sized pieces. “It tastes like chicken, try it!” Trusting Jake you put it in your mouth and it did indeed taste like chicken, just a bit chewier. “This is great, you have one” You picked one up and Jake opened his mouth, you stuck it in his mouth and he closed his mouth on your two fingers swirling his tongue around them before letting them go. Your face felt hot as you lowered your hand and looked away. Jake put his hand gently under your chin to make you look at him, “Why don’t we go on the ferris wheel after we finish?” You nodded, not trusting your voice as you both continued to eat and feed each other. 
 Once getting enclosed in the cart to the ferris wheel you leaned into Jake as he put his arm up in invitation. “Have you always had a thing for me?” Jake bluntly asked, you looked at him to try to determine his emotion but he was being completely serious. “I’ve always thought you were cute but never pursued anything because you were with Tara and I’d never do anything to sabotage that.” He nodded in understanding, “I’ve been single for over a year now though” you smiled softly, “Just like you have bro code we have girl code” He rubbed his thumb in circles on your arm as the ferris wheel circled slowly and you both talked. “When did you have a thing for me? If you do” you frowned. “I do” he assured, “It was probably after I fully moved on from Tara and could keep her as a friend without wanting to die everytime I saw her” You understood where he was coming from wholeheartedly. After being together with someone you love for so long and finally breaking out of that routine is hard no matter who you are. 
The ferris wheel came to a stop at the very top. The air is colder up there which makes you snuggle into Jake closer. A boom made you jump, not realizing that fireworks were going off. You leaned off Jake to get a better look at the fireworks. The sky lights up in different shades of color. “Wow, this is so beautiful. '' The fireworks started taking shapes which you don’t see too often. You gasped seeing a firework burst into the shape of a pink heart. “Jake!” you turned around to see if he was looking but instead he was staring at you, a slight smile on his face, and his eyes lighting up everytime a firework burst in the sky. “Jake?” he blinked a few times, “Yes, princess?” “Are you watching the fireworks? They’re beautiful” He put his hand out and you grabbed it as he gently pulled you into him again, using his other hand to make you look up at him, “Yes, but they’re not as beautiful as you.” He leaned a bit and you took the hint to close your eyes and meet him until your lips touched his. Soft and warm, familiar but electrifying. You’ve kissed guys in the past but nothing ever felt the way you felt now with Jake. 
Breaking the kiss, Jake leaned his forehead against yours. “I’m glad you won this date” he whispered. You couldn’t agree more, “My winning raffle ticket” you kissed him once more. 
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tigertale · 1 year
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A/N: I didn't expect this to be so long— Well my bad
•F!Reader; Ruggie; Random Savanaclaw student
•〔 ! 〕Smut; First Time; Grammatical errors; Not proofread
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"Awn, that's a lot!" Her eyes were shining at the sigh of the ropes of cum coating her hand, layers stacking upon layers. She pressed her fingers one last time around his cock before bringing them to her mouth. She licked them clean under the lustful gaze of the savanaclaw student. "Did you enjoy it?" He nodded vigorously to show her that yes, he definitely liked it.
"Hmm~ F'course I— Shit… 'T was so fucking good." She smiled at his answer and kissed the tip of his dick before taking some tissues and cleaning him up. He let out a few moans at the touches that peppered his skin and pressure she was adding onto him, ones that made her pride swell.
When she had finished, she got up, throwing the tissues in the bin before bending towards him. He jumped when her hands looked for support onto his shoulders, and melted when her lips pressed against his. His affection towards her only but doubled at the sight of the small smile that followed the small kiss she had given him.
She took the bag that was sitting by the foot of the door and threw it over one of her shoulders without much care. "Then I'll see you later, m'okay?" But when she took the handle, a sudden thud followed by what sounded like a dog whine was heard behind her.
By the look of it he had tripped and fallen face first onto the hard wooden floors, yet it didn't deter him and soon enough he was running to his drawer. He picked up a few bank notes that had been haphazardly thrown into his wallet and handed them to her. There was a small silence where he was bending forward and offering her some money as she was looking at him with a surprised face. Only his heavy stuttering breathing was heard. She cut the awkward blank –or at least it was for him, him who was getting eaten by anxiety with each passing seconds– with small giggles.
She patted his hair and he once again felt himself entering a state of euphoria when her fingers passed against his animal ears and slightly scratched behind them. "I had almost forgotten." Another set of laughter was taken out of her and he used this chance to peeked at her. "Thank you." She pressed a chaste kiss on his lips and disappeared behind the door once and for all as he combusted with all the blood rushing and heating his face up.
Once into the hallways, she took a more careful look at the money between her hands. She bit her lips as stars were appearing into her eyes. Even her legs threatened to collapse at the sheer happiness coursing through her body at the sigh of the pieces of paper before her.
She jumped as someone whistled next to her. "Wow wow wow! Did you raise the price of your service?" His warm breath tickled her skin as he let out his infamous laugh out, but she merely secured the money against her chest as she finally took in who was behind her.
"I did. A certain someone told me that 2 marks was too cheap." The boy was sent into another laughing fit at that. He DID say that. But he had never expected her to actually put her prices up, which actually made him curious about the new price she had set.
"So, how much is it now? By the look of it it's…" His keen eyes widened at the few banknotes he could make out in her hands before she pushed them deeper into her chest with a frown. "G-Ghh— Wha-at?! There are a-at least 35 bucks there!"
She huffed, clearly disliking the fact that he could actually make out the amount she had won just by having a glimpse of it. "50 actually. I didn't expect them to pay for it, but they were willing to, sooo…" Yeah, she didn't like putting the prices up. While it did allow her to win quite the amount by the end of the day, she felt like extorting them money. That she was cheating. 50 thaumarks for a handjob was too much, even for her. But they were willing to pay for it. And she repaid the Savanaclaw students by giving them a small discount during their heat since they were her regulars.
"And how many customers do you make in a day?" He followed her as she walked down the hallways and towards the exit. She waved at a group of beastmen that were passing by, they waved back with much more enthusiasm and some even whistled, giving her compliments in their own clumsy ways.
"3 during bad days. And an average of 20 on good and exam days." He coughed at that.
"So you make between 150 and 1000 marks in a single day?!" Being the only girl of an all boy school sure had its perks. Especially after she had become the school's little protégée.
"You're the one who told me not to sell my hand for 5 bucks." She took Ruggie's ear in-between her fingers and pulled on it before letting it go. He stood there, rubbing where she had pinched with a displeased look. When she was in front of the mirror, she turned to him.
"Oh by the way." He stopped dead in his tracks as he was walking back towards his dorm, curious about why she was suddenly calling him. "Come to Ramshackle later, dinner's on me!" Yet, before he was able to answer, she had already passed through the glass and had fully disappeared from his sigh.
Oh! Someone will be mad about this!
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"Yosh, I'm here!" The hyena shouted as he entered the living room. Not long after, a cluster of crashes was heard before the girl welcomed him by the door of the kitchen. She shyly smiled with dust all-over her white apron.
"A-Ah already?" A timid finger tapped nervously at the side of her cheeks. He approached her, wanting to see the mess behind her but she pushed him back before he could get any closer. "Wait here! Erhh make yourself comfortable, I'll bring the food!"
He might as well do so since she was so inflexible. And he hardly saw himself disobeying something as simple as that. Especially since she was a girl. He sat on the rocking chair that was next to the coffee table and mindlessly rocked himself.
It brought him back to the rocking chair that had found itself at Sunset Savannah, and how curious it was that this piece of furniture was even here in the first place as it was not one native to these lands. It was standing by one of the tall patches of herbs right behind his neighbor. And whenever he was coming back from the many errands and odd jobs he was able to do at his small age, he would spend a few minutes having his own fun by balancing himself on the wooden chair. His feet barely hanging out of the chair as his arms were having a hard time grasping the handles on both sides.
After a while he had thought about offering it to his grandmother, and how surprised she had been to see her grandson pulling on a chair that was at least twice his size! While he did receive a lot of scolding, watching his grandmother taking a liking to the rocking chair and resting on it whenever she could made his small heart swell with an innocent pride. But the chair had disappeared one day. While it saddened him, his grandmother had made sure to reassure him that she didn't mind. And yet, after all these years, its memory was still deep in his mind.
"Finally!" He opened the eyes he had previously closed —when had he done so? It must have been when he had started reminiscing those old memories of his— and looked at the girl that was coming out of the kitchen.
He shot up at the sigh of her balancing multiple plates along her arms and threatening to fall two times in less than a second. He scolded her, claiming that she shouldn't do this with how clumsy she was, but she merely laughed back.
After putting all the plates down he shamelessly took the aluminium foil off with a watering mouth. It actually smelled good. And the dishes uncovered before him were just as exquisite. "I tried cooking something from back home. I don't know if it's actually good." When he saw her nervously playing with her fingers he dived into the food. Hopefully it would be savoury enough that he could give some compliments to cheer her up.
She watched with fearful eyes as he stopped moving after getting a full spoon into his mouth. It wasn't that bad right? And her eyes widened even more as he started coughing. She got up, ready to help him with his coughing fits, but he put a hand up.
Starry eyed stared at her with tears hanging on the edges. She slowly sat back down as he took a bite of every dish faster than she could comprehend and not before long he was going for another round. "It's—" He tried to speak with a mouthful of rice but almost ended up choking. "Actually good!"
"You've scared me for a moment there." She rolled her head back and let her body slide along the chair, visibly more relaxed by his compliment. He hummed back to let her know he had heard her while picking a bit of everything with his spoon and happily putting it in his plate.
She set herself back up and picked her own share of food, and once he had eventually slowed down they started a small conversation under the dim light of the living room.
Yet at one point, when a small silence had taken place between the two, he suddenly perked up. "Why did you invite me?"
She blinked a few times, surprised by the question, before smiling devilishly. "If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have become this rich." She heard him mumbling back "rich" with a deadpan tone that made her giggle. "Rich is a bit much but you get the idea."
He didn't agree, returning to his plate but not before giving her a disapproving shake of his head while swallowing his food. She huffed but unlike him, didn't go back to eating. Instead she pushed her face into her hand, staring at him with a fond look. And it's only after he had finished two pieces of meat did he see her staring.
He raised an eyebrow which made her smile widened. "Hey, if some of these days you find out that you don't have enough money to eat, come to me. We're partners now." It was his turn to stare. "But not too often or I'll throw you out." He hummed with closed eyes and the handle of his spoon hanging out of his mouth, a finger was also tapping against his chin as he was deep in thought.
He eventually opened his eyes with a determined look that prepared her for whatever nonsense he was about to tell her. "Is 5 times a week too often?" He pulled five fingers up which made her frown.
"Yes, 3 times max." She replied back by showing three fingers. "And don't try to deal yourself more, I'm as flexible as a rock." He cursed under his breath before going back into some internal reflexions. Yes, she was as flexible as a rock when it came to money, she could be as stingy as him when needed, and he knew not to push her too far. If he did, she might as well allow him to come only 2 times a week!
"So 3 times? That's not a lot."
"Don't worry, if you're reaaally (she stressed out the really with low tone) in need then you're allowed to come." He let out his signature laugh at the news. She wasn't that bad after all! "And by really, I mean when you're desperate enough to eat dandelions."
"Sooo, do I have my 3 gifted dinners this week?" She pondered about it. But it didn't take long for her to find her answer. From what she knew, he was far from struggling this week. Far from it, he had even had the time to find her new customers.
"No, you've eaten your first today." He deflated at this, but quickly shot back up with a newfound passion which was awfully out of character. She stared back at him when they locked eyes and he leaned forward with hands firmly grasping the front of his chair like a child.
"Hey, let me pay you back." What? What was he suddenly talking about, him who never tried to reciprocate her —or pretty much anyone actually— kind actions? "Grandma said to always repay those who have helped you. Especially women because you never know what they'll do if you don't." She cringed at the last sentence and pursed her lips.
"And why only women?"
"Have you not seen the women at Sunset Savannah? They're three times bigger than Jack. It's better to respect them than to face their wrath." She was tempted to laugh. She REALLY was when the simple thought of a body with thrice the amount of muscles Jack had crossed her mind, but was stopped before even trying to. "Hey I'm being serious here, listen."
His cheeks were slightly puffed and his eyes dropped which made an apologetic smile appear on her lips. "Sorry." She whispered at the sight of his serious expression, one that she was not used to see.
"That was actually one hell of a dinner, ya know? And I want to know whether or not you're okay with me repaying you back." He had moved his hands and stood above her as to cage her on her own chair and she was left to helplessly lose herself into his ice coloured pupils. "Sooo, your answer?"
"I— I…" The intensity with which he was watching every emotion that was crossing her face, trying and succeeding into catching the slightest twitch of her traits, made her body gradually hot. Was it nervousness or another and more unfamiliar feeling, she didn't know. "Just… Do- Do whatever you want."
She dropped her head to end his scrutinization, and ultimately failed to see the smirk pulling his lips upward. His fingers moved to her hips as he pushed his chair back with a lazy foot. Soon enough he was on his knees before her as he went back to watch her face. Now that he was under her, he had a good view of her face and darkened cheeks.
She perked up at the sight of him slowly opening her legs and pulling her skirt and apron up. He was doing it slowly, waiting for any kind of rejection, but when he had no answers he stopped all together which allowed her to calm herself. "W-what are you doing…"
"Trying to thank you for your kindness?" She turned away from him, still shy about the sharp turn the diner had suddenly taken. It prompted him to pinch the inside of her leg, albeit just enough to have her attention back on him, right under where her underwear cupped her folds. She whimpered at that and jumped, but it indeed brought her eyes back to him. "Look, if you don't like it I'll stop. No more talking about this, you can throw me out n' all, but I need you to tell me whether you're okay with this or not."
She flushed at these words as she timidly tried to utter an answer. She muttered her reply, but even Ruggie's keen ears were not able to catch it and he asked her to repeat with a soft voice. "I want you to continue." Her voice was still all too low for his liking, yet he perfectly heard her which made him grin.
His mouth approached her lower lips, kissing above the clothing that was hiding them from him as he kept her twitching leg open and still so they wouldn't crush him. They could do so later on when she would ride his face.
She hissed at the feeling of his hot breath against her lower parts and yet another tremor coursed through her body when he moved her panty to the side. Then, there was a small pause where she wanted to peek down at him and see why he had stopped, but screwed her eyes shut once again when his tongue finally touched her.
Her hands found themselves in his hair, not yet pulling on them, just wanting to find some kind of anchor for the feeling that was burning in her veins. He hummed as he felt the fingers increasingly tightening on his hand with each sweep of his pinkish appendage along her folds. The attention he brought to her erected bud made the pleasure shoot up to the point where she could hardly feel her lower body. Even her fingers, increasing their grip on his tresses, were all but becoming numb.
She desperately tried to keep all her body reactions away from him. From the quivering to the whimpers that were muffled by her tightly closed lips. Wouldn't it be awkward if she just show how much he was torturing her with his tongue? And everything was so new that she didn't know how to properly act. And if she were to make the wrong move, would he still want to continue? She could hardly imagine the rejection, let alone face it!
The tightening in her stomach, the one that was increasing and heating her body up with each lap of his tongue, impulsively made her push him away from her. He was so suddenly ripped away from her, her arms keeping him quite the length away from her cunt, that the only thing the two could do was breathing heavily as they were processing what had happened. He looked up, surprised, but the sight of her heavily breathing and head hunched over as she tried to hide herself made him awe. Oh. Oh!
He took the hands that were gripping his hair away from his head, gently crossing his finger with her own as he pushed his head against her legs. "Hey, have you ever had an orgasm?"
She squirmed, a high pitched noise leaving her throat before she straightened her back and looked to the side. For him to be so straightforward… How awkward. "Don't say things so shamelessly, it's embarrassing." She only heard a short growl before she felt his teeth biting the skin of her inner thigh. She once again squirmed and faced him, eyes fully open with surprise.
He was pouting like a child, cheeks puffed and angrily (but still oh so gentle with her) teething the skin in his mouth. "Oi, we should clear something before we continue." He put his hands on each leg before pushing them apart slowly as she was nervously trying to force them close.
"Is it your first time?"
She stopped at that and shamefully hid her face away from him. And the sigh she heard from him only but deepened the pit of anguish that was opening inside her. Was he mad? It's not like she had lied, but she led him to believe that she was experienced when it was far from the truth. What if he hated her? She couldn't possibly live with the idea that she pushed the only person she could associate with away. What if he—
"You should have told me earlier, I wouldn't have rushed in like that!" She still didn't look up but was shaken by the exasperated tone in his voice. "If I had known I would've at least taken you somewhere better!"
She felt his fingers slowly cupping her face and made her face him. His face was scrunched up, visibly lost and uneasy, something that she had rarely seen before. "Look, you did nothing wrong. It's my fault for not asking and implying that because you jerked a few guys off you were not a virgin and—"
"No! You don't have to be sorry!" She jumped in his arms, hugging him close to her as she buried herself against his neck. She mumbled something that he couldn't make out as he rubbed her back soothingly. "I– Are you not angry with me?"
"Nah, I'm the idiot here. I forgot common courtesy and didn't ask." He continued to pat her, and the simple fact that he was doing so made her lips unconsciously stretch against his skin. "I heard that some girls were scared during their first orgasm. I- uh, didn't expect it but it's understandable." He hissed as she pecked him, soon going onto open kisses on his neck. He answered by slowly easing his hands under her skirt which coaxed a heavy and lustful sigh from her
"I wouldn't say scary, but it's something I've never felt before." His suit vest, followed by his buttoned up shirt, were soon opened and thrown around his armpits as she roamed her hands along his chest.
"Hey, shouldn't we continue this in your room?" She merely bit his neck, still occupying herself with it, before pulling away. It was just enough for her to shake her head to side as to disagree before she jumped back on him.
He sighed, the feeling of her small canines pressing in his skins all too gratifying. He pushed her up, her legs instinctively crossing behind his back, and led her to the sofa that had since then been repaired, enough so that the springs didn't poke at whoever was seating on it. He made sure that she was gently set on it, before he joined her.
"Hey, we'll continue where we have left. Are you okay with that?" Just as flushed as before, she agreed and made sure to plant her hands in his hair now that he was still not all the way down.
Soon enough, his hot breath was tickling her again, and she was not displeased to see that his previous actions had still left her needy and the overwhelming sensation still heavily present. At this rate, he wouldn't need much to make her come.
And he was just as aware as she was. And to speed things up, a finger was slowly pushed inside her as he was treating her bud with the utmost attention. She was left whimpering and twitching, tears running down the side of her face one after another, at the assault of pleasure.
And the second finger must've been all too much as she tried once again and instinctively to push him away when the coil in her stomach was asking to be released. Albeit this time he stayed still, continuing to eat her out and playing with her. She could only feel his smirk before she came.
She was left dazed and confused as he was still eating her through her orgasm. He removed himself from her not long after, and her hands quickly caressed his face as he leaned above her with a content side smile. He took her and exchanged places with her, placing the twitching body above his.
"Eh, was it good?" His fingers removed the tears that were still free falling as she hiccuped. She closed her eyes and tiredly nodded along before setting her head against his warm chest. He laughed softly at the display, playing with the knot on the back of her apron. "You should wear this more often. You look like a housewife."
She groaned and punched his torso with what was left of her strength as he was sent into another laughing fit. "Does it turn you on?"
He crossed an arm behind his head and closed his eyes. "Nah you're the one that's making it hot." She was tempted to hit him back, his answer further embarrassed her. Too straightforward! Another groan left the back of her throat. But the poking she was feeling against between her legs brought her attention back to him.
"Hey, don't you want me to help you with your thing down there?" He exasperatedly sighed as he ruffled her hair.
"Don't think about that, we've got lot of dinners. And I've got many plans to perform before you even touch me." Like being crushed by her legs. He sure as fuck want to do that before she can suck him off or whatever.
She turned a bright red at his answer and pushed herself further into his chest. This boy would be the death of her before he would even realised it.
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Okay so this is the post about the Stardom stuff going on Right Now. I was gonna put my personal thoughts here too but lmao joke's on me even just this got long enough as well. Honestly I'm glad I waited to actually say anything because Rossy and Bushiroad both ended up talking about it pretty publicly so there's really not that much to speculate on any more. If you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, here's the background post about the past few months/year in Stardom and my own personal thoughts about everything are here.
So, wow. I spent a lot of last year joking "Stardom fire your entire office 2k24", really was not expecting them to actually take me up on it! Bushiroad fire Kidani as well 2k24??? idk if they even can I think he might control too much of the company but I may as well keep swinging while I can
So yeah, apparently immediately after the Osaka PPV last Sunday, February 4th, Bushiroad fired Rossy. On a practical level this isn't really a big change - as I've said before, Rossy was off of booking and apparently not even being listened to since last April at least already, this isn't a huge shake up of Stardom management. What IS a huge shakeup is why.
Bushiroad said they fired Rossy because he was poaching wrestlers & staff from Stardom. Rossy denies this, but has confirmed he is starting a new promotion. Which, first and foremost from me, I'm glad we can immediately put the WWE rumours to bed. Rossy says he told Bushiroad in November that he would not re-sign his contract with them in March since he wasn't being listened to anyway and told the staff and some wrestlers this and that he was thinking of starting a new promotion. Bushiroad claims he was deliberately poaching from them. Honestly, given the state of Bushiroad management, I could absolutely see them just being completely caught off guard by how many of the roster want to leave and freaking out, but we'll probably never know the truth of the matter.
It is confirmed that some of the Stardom roster are not re-signing with Stardom and are planning to join Rossy's new promotion. Bushiroad came out and openly said that, including some top names and even current title holders. That a number of people will be leaving is for sure happening. We do know for sure Mayu is the only person definitely contracted to Bushiroad later than March, as the movie about her comes out in May, but it seems likely she leaves after that. EDIT to add that a couple days later Tam said openly that she is staying with Stardom as well but I'm not gonna keep updating this every time someone says something new. Anything beyond that about who exactly is leaving or how many is pure speculation. I've seen everything from only one or two people leaving to close to a 50/50 split to only one or two people staying. We'll know in a month or two.
I think it's also worth remembering while WON is writing about this however much and the dirtsheets run with things, their source is Literally Just Sonny, who we already know to be both unreliable and Rossy's biggest cheerleader. It doesn't even seem like the wrestlers actually talk to him about it or anything, he just Works There, and more than once he's passed on some story that's gotten out just to then pass on that so-and-so was so mad it got out, on top of the stuff he's just flat wrong about. It just seems like he has a deep need to be An Insider, the kind of guy who actually gets a job in wrestling and uses that for reddit clout, so keep in mind that that's where all of the english "scoops" are coming from. The news for the next however long it's coming solely from him is going to be sensationalized, decidedly anti-Bushiroad and pro-Rossy, and probably try and throw at least a few of the wrestlers who do stay with Stardom under the bus, because that's his MO and we've seen it all before from him. So like, just as usual take everything with the biggest grain of salt you can manage.
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Hi, I hope you’re doing good in life. I wanted to ask out of curiosity, have you completed Legends Arceus? I don’t mean just get the end credits or battling arceus, but like have you done everything that could be like completed? I know “completed” is kind of a loose definition since what can be considered completed in a game is sometimes debatable and by how the player wants to define “completed.” In my case for example in Arceus, I did the whole story: the credits, the final battle with Arceus, and the daybreak update. I also filled every Pokédex entry, got the shiny charm, did all of the side quests including the ballon mini games and the path of solitude quests, got every crafting recipe, all the Hisuian poems and I won fifty battles in a row in the eternal battle reverie and got a special mark on my trainer card from Arceus for doing that. That’s my personal criteria for completing Arceus and I was wondering if you’d done the same. Before Arceus, I had never cared about doing things like completing the Pokédex or things like the battle facilities(mainly because I suck at competitive battling and am too lazy to do things like EV train), but Arceus was the first Pokémon game where I did any of that stuff. I loved the game so much that I actually wanted to and was willing to do stuff like that. I was curious if you’d done the same since you seem to love the game as much as I do.
Hey friend!! Wow what an accomplishment!! It certainly sounds like a lot so it's fantastic that you got through all of that!!
I have not finished PLA to these standards like you have, but I am SO CLOSE!!! I've done all of the above except for two things:
-Ingo's paths of solitude
-completing the eternal battle reverie
I really struggle with Ingo's paths of solitude; THEY'RE SO HARD!!! I've been doing my best with it but it's very slow going haha, Ingo really knows his battle techniques ;o;
And the 50 battles in a row, I simply haven't done yet as I was always concerned I'd never have enough time at once to do it, and I want to get it all done at once.
BUT YES! just the same as you, I've never been motivated to ever complete any pokemon game. But I'd found myself just naturally doing it with PLA since I've enjoyed playing it so much, so I just kept going. I'm not as far as you, but I'm almost there!!
What a fun question OP, thank you!! ^^
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tubburevil · 4 months
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thinking nonstop about doublebench man. especially qtub800 but also the rest of them.
i think ctommy and qtommy would be bros more than anything. they ramble about birds together and whenever ctommy goes on a rant about something he likes, qtommy looks at him with this indescribable fondness and nostalgia in his eyes. qtommy and ctubbo make up the Aggressive Defenders of Ctommy duo.
qtubbo and ctubbo have this weird soulmate shit going on. they cuddle all the time. qtubbo is the only one ctubbo trusts to talk to about rams problems. he's also desperately trying to get qtubbo to acknowledge he's Not Fine.
cranboo and qr800 are like the awkward loser and their extroverted partner. r800 is always trying to convince cranboo to do crazy ass shit, and sometimes cranboo is reminded of griefing george's house with ctommy. at the same time, r800 also helps cranboo recover from their time in limbo and learn to loosen up and be more confident. cranboo knits r800 all sorts of cool clothes.
qtubbo and r800 i don't think would even get along at first. there's a little passive aggressiveness because r800 makes a few jokes that kinda cross a line for qtubbo, but then after some time they become chill and it turns into like teasing rivalry flirting type shit where you KNOW they're making out behind the factory.
qtommy is like Vaguely Scared of r800 at first because r800 finds it fun to like pull out their limbs (since they're a robot) but they also joke around. number one candidate for the lamest pranks ever. they'll spray paint dicks onto qtubbo's factories while ctommy laughs in the background.
qtubbo and qtommy fight like a married old couple because qtommy REFUSES to sign the divorce papers and always talks about how it was love at first sight how qtubbo wants to kiss with tongue but qtommy says no. meanwhile qtubbo is plotting his murder. qtommy also tries these horrible pick up lines on qtubbo and cogs always rolling their eyes.
cclingy are like. idk how to describe it the closest thing i can get is like queerplatonic. they're literally cclingyduo man idk what to tell you. despite everything it's still them. best friends to the end, tubbo will fight for tommy when he can't fight for himself and vice versa, they're everything man.
cbeeduo are like constantly soaking in each other's presence, there's some separation anxiety at first due to all the time cranboo had been in limbo, but they hang out together and it's so soft and sweet and aaaaaaa
i think ctommy and qtubbo constantly enable each others shitty coping mechanisms and they stay up all night. when ctommy sees cucurucho he panics because the smile triggers ctommy a bit but then qtubbo calms him down and they both dance to abba. they both infodump at each other with no clue what the other is talking about.
ctubbo and qtommy always cherr qtubbo on whenever he's going on dates with fred or writing letters meanwhile r800 and ctommy keep trying to gatecrash. ctommy always overexaggerates things like "WOW big t thank you for paying all my medical bills and curing cancer also btw it was so cool when you won a nobel prize for hottest man ever" meanwhile r800 goes in the complete opposite direction like "hey aren't you the guy that burned down 50 orphanages and also unplugged my grandmas life support and told me to die?" fred finds them all very endearing
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g-xix · 1 month
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Sidemen x Harry Potter [alternate Universe]
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Vikkstar123!HP au where Vik's the only one that completely understands charms, and literally has to host mass tutoring and study groups within the library for his six other housemates who are (nearly all) dreadfully failling
W2S!HP au where Harry's the only one that's ever had a fight with the whomping willow and won (don't ask how.) and is notorious for it within school - in his first year, mind you - which gained all older house members' respect and made him Hogwarts' favourite first year.
Tobjizzle!HP au whereby Tobi stocks up on Honeydukes sweets every weekend so that he can come back and sell them for a higher price to the younger years at Hogwarts who aren't allowed to go to Hogsmeade yet, and don't realise that they're being scammed.
And Zerkaa!HP au whereby he's the one who initially had the idea of reselling Honeydukes sweets, and thus makes a 20% profit of all income earned by Tobi. 
Miniminter!HP au where he at first got bullied by older years for a whole host of reasons - but JJ was the boy from another house who first stuck up for him and scared everyone else away from bullying Simon - with the help of his bruised knuckles and menacing Londoner demeanour which scared all the older years away, as well as providing Simon with his first real (and best) friend.
KSI!HP au where JJ's the robust, muscular beater on the Quidditch team that all the girls swoon for whilst he's playing on the pitches and then celebrating with his shirt off in the changing rooms and back at the house common room party - yet is also the one to have had his first kiss and first time with his tall blonde best-mate.
Behzinga!HP au where Ethan was the first to locate the kitchens. And become the second beater for the team, him n JJ being the notoriously unstoppable force that was Gryffindor Quidditch Team.
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Wow super weird post featuring a lil hint of Minishaw, different considering I never write gay ships but this felt kinda cute innit
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rice-enjoyer · 2 years
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Like a puppet controlled by strings ; let's see what your future brings.
a/n: tartaglia hours! emotional about my 2nd favorite war criminal on this cold evening. i wanted him since i've started playing genshin, losing the 50/50 both times on his 2 banners i could wish on. the MOST self-indulgent thing i've written is this. ~0.9k words. one dash ( - ) is time skip. the fic itself is inspired by a song i was listening to, it's mostly sfw.: HMLTD - Satan, Luella & I cw: gn reader, angst to comfort/fluff. extreme jealousy, stalking and depression are mentioned. childe's also incredibly insane, and with that insanity comes how crazy he is for reader, oopsies. some diluc slander lol, actually somewhat proofread wow, sagau/creator reader, not my villain version, just a general soft one. for the most part, he and some others only hear your voice. towards the end, you get reborn in Teyvat, the usual, and it turns into fluff there.
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He has wondered many times, in every waking moment where he wasn't doing a mission. Every second, minute, day, month, year. Do they feel that same constant whisper of "wantedness" in a similar intensity? It seems that they don't. It's a steep hill, don't let it get to your head, you'll fall down - some would say to him. Being controlled unwillingly is so very awful, nothing could compare. Embracing it, however, makes it a somewhat tolerable experience, even pleasant at times. He did not care for these cautionary tales from his acquaintances. Tartaglia wanted to be possessed by you, even if he could achieve it through unethical means, he'd do anything, even murder came to mind, many many times.
What a cruel play life has made him the helpless puppet of. The first time it happened, he was not too bothered, a little kid with the name Qiqi taking his place seemed to be no big deal, especially how happy you were to get a "healer", whatever that meant. Hearing the creator's laugh through an invisible barrier was all the acolytes wanted, how far they'd go to achieve it was wildly different, depending on where they stood morality-wise. The second time was harsh on him, though. Just seething with hate and envy when Diluc showed up instead of him. How much it amplified when you were so unsatisfied with him. The disappointment in your voice when the Darknight Hero showed up instead of him. How you only started controlling him many months later, made him enraged. Not believing that this feeling could be taken to heights more towering than the peak of Dragonspine, you did voice it to another friendly sacred voice, probably a friend of yours, he'd think, explaining how much you like him. Not the others. Him. How he's your favorite and it saddens you greatly how you can't have him just yet.
He compared this experience to being stuck in the abyss at a young age. Although the battles he had to fight for you were not physical, that's why he couldn't get out of them. This prison of his own making made him so very dull to everything, compared to before hearing your voice. A curse and a blessing at the same time. Light would shine in his eyes when he'd hear you talk about anything relating to him. Or when you'd fight him. He didn't care how you always won. How you used him for "testing", how team after team, he'd fall to his knees quicker and quicker. You unknowingly bewitched him. Your power hidden underneath layers and layers of kindness and tenderness, you managed to become his new, idolized, and majestic monarch to pray to. But the days when you had other matters to attend to, other people to take care of, he was so unbearably lonely. Being stuck in a mindset that would surely hurt him in the long run.
Diluc took the insignias that were for him, it would fill Tartaglia's cold heart with some twisted form of joy when the Darknight Hero seemed so horribly flawed against him, for some reason. You reviving Diluc meant more opportunities to prove himself to you, all the better. Xingqiu jacked the artifacts, that were not his. He was doing all those "big numbers" you were chasing after. He was quite alright with those 4 swords piercing his skin multiple times, since he was supposed to make others feel that pain, therefore it was technically for him, soon to be from him. Mona stole all of the mora and the cleansing hearts that came along with saving for him. Her strength was his, no doubt about it. He will take back all that he was robbed of. Both Amos' bow and the Rust are being used by not their rightful owners, but by that dammed fox Tighnari, and the ridiculous tengu woman, Kujou Sara hoarding what is rightfully his, like greedy beasts he'd want to slain. But he couldn't, since they had his weapon, he was just staring into space, he can't do anything but endure, and he will. Anything for you.
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But after meeting you in person, being one of the last ones, the gods trying to shield you away from the hostile and immoral Fatui, you two made eye contact in Liyue. You were everything he envisioned and more. He could only follow you around in secret and from afar to a certain degree without being discovered. Never being able to get a good look at you, he was shaking with excitement when he first properly saw you. The sheer warmth of your smile and the inviting wave of your hand made him almost collapse on the spot. All that suffering before this moment was worth it. What irony, that it was Zhongli accompanying you, he was about to get defensive when seeing Tartaglia coming towards you at a steady pace. Dismissing the geo archon's wary remarks, you hold out your hands for the harbinger to hold. "It's lovely to finally meet you, Ajax." Your hands are arguably the softest thing he has ever touched, he looks up to the sky to not start crying. Holding eye contact would be too much right now, he must not show any sign of weakness, now that you two have officially met. "I don't think I can let you go" - his voice cracks, but you seemed to have overlooked it. Probably out of mercy, he assumes. - "metaphorically, of course, uhm. I apologize - " You let go of his hands to embrace him into a hug. "Neither can I, my precious knight."
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booklr-nova · 8 months
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UGLY LOVE
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UGLY LOVE BY COLLEEN HOOVER
HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!!!! MY HEART IS SO PERFECTLY BROKEN! I DON'T THINK I TOOK A BREATH THE WHOLE TIME I READ THIS BOOK! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME COLLEEN HOOVER!!! I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU! YOU RUINED ME AND I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH!
IF YOU CAN'T GUESS IT BY MY NON-STOP CAPS THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO THAN SCREAM "I LOVED THIS BOOK!!!!"
WOW JUST WOW! I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHEN I'LL GET OVER THIS BOOK HANGOVER.
Ugly Love was nothing like I expected it to be. I excepted it too be like a 50 Shades of Grey fan fiction with just a butt ton of thrown together steamy scenes... No, it wasn't it was so much more. I knew I was going to like Miles (because he sounded so hot), but I had no idea that I was going to love him. That he was going to have an actual back story... That he was going to be actually interesting in a realistic way... I had no idea he was going to break my heart.
All that being said I have a few bookish confessions to make before I really get into the review, I choose to read this book 1) because I heard it was becoming a movie and if there's anything I love nearly as much as reading it's seeing movies 2) because this is who they have playing Mil
and 3) I also need to admit that I didn't get what was so appealing about this book that it was actually going to become a movie... I get it now. I get all the hype and talk surrounding this book. I have NEVER, EVER, EVER cried so hard in a book. That's the very last thing I thought this book was going to make me do.
The characters in this book felt so real. Tate was naive and normally that would make me want to punch a B, in her case it made me love her. Unlike most leading ladies she isn't overly sassy, or has incredible lol rebuttals, she was realistic. Her brother Corbin, OMG CORBIN, I loved every single thing about him. He has to be one of my favorite sub characters ever. He was what I imagined a brother would be and even with him not being a constant character just his presence had me. Then there's Miles and he is hands-down the star of this book. The moment you meet him you hate him. He is a mysterious mess and I thought he was going to annoy me fast. He won me over once they started going into his back story. The further they went into it the more I could feel what was coming... Yes, I knew where this story was going and what was going to happen but in no way, shape, or form was I actually prepared for it. I was a blubbering weeping ball of emotions.
The switch between time and POVs was done flawlessly and revealed the perfect information at the perfect time to keep you hooked and wanting more. Colleen set up this story so at first you would only like Miles because of his looks (which I've already made clear I was guilty of) ...
"His shirt isn't buttoned. I'm staring at his stomach. Oh, my word he has the V. Those beautiful indentations on men that run the length of their outer abdominal muscles, disappearing beneath their jeans as if the indentations are pointing to a secret bull's-eye."
And yes, he is a looker, but by the end I could have cared less about what he looked like. He could have worn a bag over his head for the last half of the book and my heart would have still been his. The relationship between Tate and Miles is like nothing I have read before. It was something else that really surprised me about this book. Saying it was complicated would be an understatement. I thought that the steamy scenes were going to take up most of this book, but it didn't... Yeah that's something that would normally make me rank a book lower, but the scenes were so well written and again realistic. They were well placed and well thought out. Just enough to make this book not "too much" which is what had me falling hard for this read way harder than I anticipated. The scenes are hot though like dump a bucket of water on your head hot. Miles and Tate's conversations roll so smoothly and the moments between them are so; I don't even know a word for them, they're just perfect (that word really doesn't do justice). Not only is he romantic but he made average things so hot.
Orange juice is hot, rugs are hot, scrubs are hot, and curtains are so so hot. whoosh.
Honestly though the scenes that turned out to be my favorite were just "average scenes", like when they all go and visit Tate and Corbin's family for Thanksgiving. That whole section had to of been my favorite. I loved how I thought this story was going to be Tate's but turned out to be Miles'. I love how I thought this book was going to be a light sexy read but turned out to be a heartbreaking love story. I just loved how everything came together while falling apart... Because when all Miles story is finally shown and is laid out in its fullest, I was basically like this...
I want to rant and rave even more about this book, but this is something you really need to read and experience for yourself. Ugly Love might just be the biggest surprise read I've had all year. I can't express enough how impressive the characters, plot, and play out of this story are.
I didn't think that this book was going to be so hard on me... And yes,
it hurt. And yes, it was a total sobbing fest, but that ending... Good golly miss molly. That ending was perfection. I don't know if I can ever forgive Colleen Hoover for what she did to me, but God dang it I love her so much for it. I didn't see this coming, and I've never been so happy to be emotionally slapped in the face like I was reading this.
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snowddeong · 3 months
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Already had an idk how long hour rant session with Sarah about this shit but I'm still so annoyed so part 2 lmao
It's so profoundly frustrating and discouraging how itzy continues to be mistreated in every fucking facet you can imagine for the sin of literally being successful, talented women.
They're literally div 2's bottom line but the company acts like they're doing the girls a favour by even posting about their cbs on the accs that were literally made to promote itzy. We are just now getting some semblance of tiktok freedom 5 years into their career meanwhile idols that debuted after them have their own instagrams and their juniors in the same company have more freedom on all sorts of socials. We've confirmed that div 2 flubs so many of their opportunities for who knows what fucking reason after what happened with the CK Yeji event. And most importantly everything to do with Jisu — never fucking protecting her in any way, overwork, stifling her and the other girls' creativity, not utilising her voice well and every other fucking stupid thing they've done that's definitely made what she's going through so much worse. The girls are a cash grab to that fucking company (to the point we literally first learned about the cb and tour in the same post that was announcing Jisu's diagnosis) and they're not even allowed to express any frustration or sadness over that because "that's not professional" and they'd probably lose everything they've worked so hard for.
If they look sad you're not supposed to acknowledge to it or sympathise with it or treat them as human beings because it's "funny" to joke about how they want to get off work and anyway they're idols who gives af about idols anyway right? So called midzys are more concerned about making unfunny jokes than actually getting to know these girls. Every mf will say "ot5" then turn around and straight up hating certain members. Dehumanisation has become so fucking normalised in midzyville but then mfs will act surprised that the company gets away with this very obvious exploitation and mistreatment. If you view these human beings as a product that you can say whatever tf you want about on sites that you know they frequent because "it's just a joke lol" ofc the mfs presenting them as a product are going to benefit from it 😭
Then you have fuckass bitchass shitstain mnet and their hate boner for itzy. The largest number of most viewed videos on choom, the first choom performance to get more than 50 million views that's still consistently gaining more and more views, the first mix and max vid to get 50 million that's also still gaining views and gagged the kpop space so hard that Bebe Rexah released a korean specific version of break my heart myself and performed at fucking kcon because of Ryujin and Yeji, and their MAMA 2021 being the most iconic performance of that night (to the point that mnet decided to call back to it again last year mind you). You'd think wow hey these guys get us views let's be nice to them and keep them around.... but nah, deleted their iconic fucking performance that gave their boring award show relevance, deleted their debut stage, don't invite them to choom anymore, didn't even send ryeji their trophy or record something for Yeji when she got hers and then the bullshit that went on today lmao. Like it's so fucking obvious and you have to wonder WHY ffs
I have nothing against the group that won even though some of their stans are the most disgusting scum of the earth but like surely.... the numbers did not make sense. Even if you say itzy's digital points were too high okay fine that's just affirming that mnet isn't very honest with their numbers. They deleted itzy's untouchable stage for who knows what fucking reason then uploaded it later with reset views. How tf am I supposed to believe all this was above board when we've been beating that fandom in voting CONSISTENTLY even if they mobilised fandoms to help okay fine but did they enlist the whole of stantwt or something lmao how tf was the difference that great? Why were the sns scores so fucking weird when itzy untouchable shorts have consistently more views? Why is it "cope" or being a sore loser to call foul play when there's so much pointing to it being that AND mnet has a history of rigging??? The only real answer is it's because this happened to a girl group and specifically because this happened to itzy. They released one song people didn't like and suddenly deserve every terrible that happens to them is deserved and just "midzys complaining about nothing". And when it gets to a point where even the girls seem visibly frustrated and dissapointed? "Nah they just want to go home early lol don't read too much into it don't care"
This is so long and I feel like I could go on forever but tldr I just wish better for them man 🫠 every group is unique and important in their own way but itzy are really once in a lifetime performers. I know there's no such thing as a perfect world where everything goes smoothly especially for girl groups but fuck is it too much to ask for a little respect on their names and for everyone to leave them tf alone at the bare minumum 😭 itzy is the only group under div 2 just fucking do your jobs lmaooo
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truegodofthearena · 11 months
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Well well well… I actually ended up loving today’s Tere Bin episode after some time. And surprisingly NOT because of any MM scene. There weren’t any other than flashbacks but oh how it pulled at my heartstrings 🥺
- Yumna Zaidi: say what you will about meerab and her warped logic, but man does Yumna’s acting save meerab every time. You think you won’t forgive meerab this time, but then Yumna acts and the rest is history. She owns the screen
- the gold chain scene !!! The way she gives that away instead of money and then remembers how he once helped her wear it. That moment. MY HEART. THEM. I CANT DEALLLLL. Everything reminded her of him. Everything !!!
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- WAHAJ: first of all that black kurta is just sinfully hot on him. How dare he. Angst shouldn’t look this tempting. I love love love that entire scene. This is where you have to give tere bin credit. It really knows how to use its side characters well to serve the story. The Murtasim Bakhtu scene is a GEM. The dialogue. “Aap ne kabhi Khud ko loota hai?” Wow. He’s in pain because it was their first time and it happened while their trust was broken, they fought, and it was a total mess. Because in his heart, what could have been? If they had been in a better place and it had been a tender moment instead of rage and chaos driven. He waited forever for her and when they finally came together it happened under terrible circumstances. And bakhtu… such a precious loyal angel. Officially murtasim’s confidante. “Apna dil qaabu main rakhain. Bohat raaz hain dafan es main” “Aap pe 100 jaan qurbaan” won my heart
- “Main marr gya hoon keh khan ko aise bulla rahe ho?” 😂😂😂 It was a bakhtu win day today
- the way murtasim enters the house … just completely broken. Shawl barely hanging on. Totally defeated. Wahaj nailed that moment
- Nauraiz becoming Murtasim 2.0. The way he stood up for maryam and silenced Maa Begum and Murtasim. 👏 👏 👏 I knew maryam did the right thing confiding in this guy. At least one couple is off to a great start in marriage.
- my only qualm in this episode is why why WHY murtasim FAILS TO ADDRESS HAYA. Dude, she was the reason you and meerab fought, she literally tricked and hugged you less than 12 hours ago, you told her you’ll see to her if she doesn’t confess and yet… you continue to do NOTHING about this huge problem. No wonder meerab has had enough. The way murtasim deals with haya after he finds out something she did is completely unacceptable. He’s so lenient ! What is this behavior. I hate this aspect of him. Deal with this woman already. Send her to the village. Set her up with someone. ANYTHING
Even Nauraiz didn’t tell everyone out loud it was haya who lied to him. Another act of hers that went unpunished. It would be so unsatisfying if she is dealt with in the very last episode. Because she’s annoyed the audience for almost 50 episodes now. She needs to get her due and soon
Anyway looking forward to the next episode: murtasim is gonna lose it when he finds out meerab is gone. Furious, on edge murtasim is always a treat to watch. Guess what he’s gonna say a lot: MERI BIWI 😂😂 I love him your honor
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A3! Izumida Azami | R - Vitamin Fruits Ice Cream | Translation
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Disclaimer: Neither English nor Japanese is my native language, but I did my best with the translation. If you find any mistakes, feel free to tell me. By  the way, Director’s name will be Izumi.
Sunburn Police / 1
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Omi: Would you like some barley tea, Director? It’s pretty cold.  Izumi: Wow, thanks! It’s like barley tea was made for summer~.  Omi: The ones from bottles are good, but they are different from those boiled in a kettle.  Azami: … Omi: Oh, Azami. Do you want to drink barley tea?  Azami: Yes, thank you.  Azami: …There’s intense sunlight today as well.  Izumi: Do you have to go outside?  Azami: I’ll go shopping with Yuki-san in the afternoon.  Izumi: Oh, okay. Be careful with the heat.  Omi: The temperature might be this high for our futsal game next week.  Izumi: Ah, right. The soccer club will have a match.  Azami: Yeah. That’s why I bought this to prevent sunburns.  Izumi: Is that the new sunblock that came out?  Azami: It’s the one with the best ratings on #CosmeticReview.  Azami: They say it’s lightweight despite being an SPF 50, and you can get it for a good price. That got me very interested.  Izumi: It sounds good! I might buy one too. Azami: In that case, would you like to put some sunblock on after this? I wanted to try it as soon as possible.  Izumi: Thanks!  Azami: You have to put some on you, too, Omi-san. No ifs or buts.  Omi: Roger.  Izumi: Putting on sunblock is quite a big deal. I forgot to put some on me yesterday and got sunburned when I went outside for a little while.  Azami: Say that again? You can’t forget to do that.  Izumi: I-I did put some on my face, though!  Muku: After all, it feels cooler indoors!  Hisoka: I’m melting…  Omi: Would you two like to drink some cold barley tea? Muku: Yes, please!  Hisoka: Thanks.  Izumi: Were you two exercising outside?  Muku: Hisoka and I were hanging out in the courtyard until now.  Hisoka: Only me and Muku at first, then… the cats joined.  Muku: We were running in circles with them. And before we knew it, we were already sweating!  Izumi: It’s nice you were playing, but don’t forget to hydrate yourselves.  Omi: It seems to be very hot today. So here is your promised barley tea. Muku: Thank you! Hisoka: Glug, glug… Aaah. Azami: By the way, you two put on sunblock, right?  Muku: Ah, now that you mention it… Hisoka: …We didn’t. Azami: Are you kidding me?! You have to put on sunblock when you go outside in this season!  Muku: W-We’re sorry!  Hisoka: …But we weren’t outside for so long.  Azami: It doesn’t matter if it's just a short time. You have to put some on.  Azami: You two must be careful because your skin is quite fair.  Hisoka: …What a problem.  Omi: Aw, come on. Don’t say that.  Muku: Uugh... Someone like me who forgets to put on sunblock should just get sunburned like a burned toast and crumble away...! Izumi: Muku-kun, you don’t have to worry about it that much! Look, I forgot to put some on me yesterday too! Azami: Geez… 
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Tasuku: …Huff.  Izumi: Ah, Tasuku-san took the ball!  Kumon: And he send it to Tsuzuru-san. Nice pass!  Tsuzuru: Fushimi-san! Omi: Got it. Azami, I leave the rest to you!  Azami: ‘K.  Kumon: Go, Azami! Get in dribbling!  Izumi: You can do it! 
Izumi: Well done, guys! Here, some drinks.  Tasuku: Thanks. Tsuzuru: Thanks for coming to cheer us on. Banri: It’s a good thing that we won.  Kumon: Banri was surprisingly good today! I’ll give you some praise! Banri: What do you mean by surprisingly? Also, you're strangely smug. Omi: Then, what about joining us for the next? Tasuku: Baseball and soccer are both games played with a ball.  Tsuzuru: Yeah, but no. There’s a clear difference between those two.  Azami: Hey, make sure to put on sunblock today.  Banri: Yeah, yeah.  Omi: Oh, right.  Tasuku: Look, I have it here.  Izumi: Ah, that sunblock…  Azami: It’s the same as before. I bought many of them and gave one to everyone.  Izumi: That’s just wow…  Tsuzuru: That’s how very thorough he’s on everything.  Omi: I wouldn’t put on sunblock if it weren’t for Azami.  Tasuku: I get that. Izumi: I bought the same, and it feels so nice to put it on.  Azami: That’s why it only has good reviews.  Azami: …Kumon, did you put some on, too, right? Don’t take it easy just because you’re cheering.  Kumon: Yep! I put it on in my face and arms and legs too!  Tsuzuru: …But Kumon, don’t you have the back of your neck a bit red? Kumon: What? Izumi: Ah, don’t tell me… Kumon: Woah, this is bad! I forgot to put some on my neck!  Azami: Hey… You have to put it on your whole body—.  Banri: Well, there’s nothing he can do now.  Izumi: Everyone can get careless, you know!  Omi: It’s easy to forget the neck. Use ice packs to cool it when we’re back.  Kumon: I’m terribly sorry, Azami~! I swear I won’t forget it ever again!  Azami: … 
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Azami: Geez, all these guys… don’t care enough about sunburns.  Taichi: Aw, come on. Don’t worry that much about it!  Banri: Yeah, not many guys care about gettin’ sunburns in the first place.  Azami: There are many of those here, even if they’re actors. I wish they would at least be careful with sunburns.  Azami: There should be sunblocks all over the dorms to get that—.  Taichi: Hey guys, look. This came out when I searched for sunblock.  Banri: “A machine that sprays sunblock on all your body in 10 seconds”? Heh, that sounds like a mist shower.  Taichi: That has some innovative high-tech!  Azami: …This is it.  Banri: What? Azami: If you use this, you won’t leave a part without sunblock…!  Banri: Hah? Dude, just think how much this might cost.  Taichi: There’s no way Sakyo-nii would approve this amount!  Azami: Maybe Tasuku-san and Chikage-san can make a similar one. I’m asking them!  Banri: Is he serious?  Taichi: I want to believe this is something that even the repair club can’t make.  Banri: …Please. 
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scp-torment · 1 year
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while adam is wettlesweeping it up here’s MY wettle propaganda
7000 is not the first article he appeared in! before 7000 was published, i read the article that first established his luck anomaly and i was INSTANTLY invested. dr wettle just lives like this? all the time? the poorest little meow meow of all time? does anyone see this man? i was ECSTATIC when the 7000 contest dropped and there was a whole article about him and i lost it when its rating climbed up and up and it won. it won by a lot. because it is so so so unbelievably good
the article looks long at first glance, but the overwhelming majority of it is dialogue + there’s loads of images. it flies by but itll leave you with an impression. itll make you laugh. itll make you feel shockingly emotionally crushed. itll leave you satisfied. its a humorous article that takes itself seriously. it’s part of a canon if you want more, but it’s fully, completely standalone if you don’t.
wettle is a sopping, pathetic, wet cat of a man. hes part of the reason i made an scp sideblog. he’s a grumpy, twice-divorced, 50-something asshole that you will feel emotions that you’re not ready for about. 
oh you dont like him? well surprise! theres two other plotlines in the article to follow! scp 7000 is a story about a global breakdown of coherent probability. wettle is a vitally important perspective on that, but not the only one. the second plotline is about dr dan (the guy from scp 096) and his quest to figure out what is going on with this anomaly. the third plotline is about the O5s and the chaos insurgency’s attempt to gain control over it. despite the appearance of complexity, the whole story is actually quite easy to grasp and in the end its so simple and im trying SO HARD not to spoil it all over the place. but it is a really investing story that you should vote for
you really have to read it. and once you read it, you’ll say “wow, that was really an investing story,” and you’ll vote scp 7000.
WETTLESWEEP WETTLECON LETS GO. in the wise words of adam "dark" hopping from july 25 2022, "#also omg its dr . william wettle#43s own fail blorbo i know fucking nothing about this man"
I can see SCP-7000 is linked to the Site-43 Canon hub, but I don't see a particular section for him or group of stories, so you can't just send me a long ask about other articles he's in and not tell me which ones they are!
If Wettle makes it to the finals, I'll link them all properly, so if you want even more content for the people just finding this to read…
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slightlystupidhun · 1 year
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Dahlia Dynamites
(A valentines Match)
Summary: a Baseball AU brought about by @belsw06 !! The renown baseball team, Dahlia Dynamites, who have won two World Series titles now find themselves at a new challenges. Their annual sweethearts match. Now they must divide their team into two and hope that their partners can bring home the win.
“Alright the two team captains will be Vincent and David, which means that by proxy your teams have Angel and Lovely respectively. Remember every person you add to your team, their partner comes as well.” William clapped his hands together and motioned between the two. “Heads or tails,” he asked David.
“Tails.” David replied.
William flipped the cold metal in the air, it spun before he recaptured it and flipped it. “Heads.” He answered.
Vincent gave a victorious laugh. “My first pick is….” He looked around the group “Milo and our amazing manager.” He smiled over at David who huffed.
“Damn let’s go Milo!” Sweetheart piped up before wrapping their arms around his and walking over to Vincent.
“I’ll chose Asher and Babe.” David spoke quickly pointing his thumb back over his shoulder, a signal for Asher to get behind him.
“Alright! Let’s go buddy!” Asher called out dragging babe over to his best friends side.
“Now for me…” Vincent smiled and placed a finger on his chin to mimic thought. “Tanker and Sam get over here.” He waved the pair over.
“Alright.” Sam spoke up, allowing Tank to lead him to Vincent’s side.
“I choose Bright and Fred.” David spoke up.
“I’ll take Gavin and Freelancer.” Vincent said clapping his hands together.
“Cristian and Amanda.” David nodded his head.
“Huxley and Damien.” Vincent added with a smile over at David.
“Avior and Starlight,” David said finally.
The rules of the game were simple each player had to teach their partner how to play their position and then they would either play the same position on a different part of the field or bat after them. David was pitching first which meant that Angel was pitching first. He came up right behind them and guided how they would pitch. His larger frame completely encompassing theirs.
“Wow, maybe you should teach me how to pitch more often Davey.” Angel quipped smirking at the light flush that spread across his features.
“Just focus.” He directed and then they took their first pitch. Lovely could have hit it easily but they wanted to be kind to the new pitcher.
“Strike One!” William called out.
They threw a second one, which was a little better but lovely didn’t wanna start their team off poorly so they bunted it over to Cristian. He tossed the ball over to Babe who was on first base. Lovely was safe.
“Great Job babe! Nice catch!” Asher shot his partner a thumbs up. They returned a toothy grin over to him.
“STOP MAKING OUT!!” Vincent yelled at the couple.
“You’re up next Deviant.” Gavin spoke so close to their ear. They could feel his breath hot on their neck.
“Yeah yeah.” They waved him off picking up their bat. He smirked guiding them through a few practice swings.
“GET A ROOM!” Asher yelled out sticking his tongue out at them.
“Oh it’s a room you’ll surely want to be in.” He smiled back at Asher.
A few more turns and the bases were loaded. It was now up to Huxley to send em home. He stepped up to the plate, sporting Damien’s old jersey, it looked more like a crop top on him. He set up and hit the ball into the outfield over to Avior. He grabbed the ball and watched as starlight pointed him where to throw it.
Lovely, Freelancer, and Sweetheart were on base, however Lovely and Freelancer were able to make it home scoring two points for their team.
By the end of the fourth the score was David’s team 12 and Vincent’s team 16. It was now the bottom of the ninth and the score was David 48, Vincent 50. There were two people on base and Angel and Babe still up to bat.
“I love this view Sweetheart.” Milo said gloating about his view of sweetheart crouched down in front of him.
“Mr.Greer can u please stop staring at my ass.” They turned to give him a glare.
“Only if you’ll stop having such a nice one.” He winked at them and Angel, who was up on base, let out a loud gagging sound. Angel swung, missed the first one. Swung again, missed the second one, swung again, and hit the third one. They ran to first base.
“OUT!” Two outs now that Huxley caught the ball causing Amanda to add to that score.
It was now babes turn. They stood up the the base hitting the bat against their cleet. They were dressed in Asher’s old uniform that for their form snuggly.
“Hey big guy, Babe has got an arm, you better be ready to run your ass off.” Darlin nudged Sam’s arm.
“Yeah yeah, I’ll be ready to run my ass off, at least you can’t possibly get hurt this time.” He quipped back at them bumping their hip with his.
Babe hit the ball and it went soaring over to the pair. Tank tugged the back of Sam’s shirt guiding him on where to run.
“Lift your arm. Raise it up. Good now just let the ball come to you.” Tank guided him, speaking in a confident tone that Sam loved to hear. The ball fell perfectly into his glove.
And just like that the Valentines Day match was over, and even though both teams couldn’t gain the bragging rights, everyone walked away a winner.
@belsw06 I am so sorry this is so late but I hope you like it! Thank you so much for the amazing idea! Happy Valentine’s Day!
And that concludes my Valentine’s Day not so scheduled posts!
I hope you all have enjoyed these!
There are so many things to imagine
Wowza please don’t delete
Please don’t delete this
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mine hourly comics!!! i had a lot of fun doing em i hope you like ^_^ i know this pics here are a bit shite but i plan to clean these up with a pen later
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-cohost.com / oh shit its hourly comic -hey i could do that! -aw fuck! / has already been awake 4 hours 4:10
-hey can i buy a custom fetish video? / yeah of course! what do you want in the vid? -fuck yes i love money! -custom video you are a pure piggy addicted to smelly sauces. 1- you need a jar of mayo spilled mayo on…" 5:00
-where is this last person? / me playing fortnite -the circle is the size of a pea… -literally a foot away / bang bang / (still won btw) 6:40
-lalalala / (dipped donuts in coffee 4 the first time yesterday and going to get more) -lalalala -wehhhhh / (donuts missing) 7:05
-today i will learn a good method of pirating kindle books -(learning IRC chat stuff) / (it was kinda scary…) -YAY!!! / douglas adams / dont panic 8:20
-animal crossing! nooks store opened! heres todays items / baby bear -shortcake shirt -twig parasol / (the only item i didnt buy) 9:20
-ive been craying spicy ramen a lot recently… -im in an online class as i draw this… / (anthropology class) -(crying cause spicy) / but as soon as class ends im eating mine ramen!!! 10:40
-i dont USUALLY like spicy instant ramen -so since i started craving it, ive been trying new ramen brands -todays was so yucky i tossed it out / bleh! / and made another that i liked 11:40
-my sleep patterns suck -usually i take 2-3 short naps a day / and when i nap is always shifting -anyways, its time for bed! / zzz 12:00
-i had a dream about Law one piece / Beppo is here too -i was debating with someone if he would kill me -now that im awake, i think he would NOT kill me cause im so nice and cute <3 / "nice nice devil fruit" 19:20
-i feel like all the hourly comics ive seen have pretty detailed scenes / wow! -empty space / i guess thats just not where my focus goes when drawing -heres my bedroom to make up for that 20:10
-joined call with friends -they have no clue im drawing this! / BITCH! -theyll find out soon though! / END 21:50
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