#wow that would be wild

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This one is dedicated to @shirokokuro, who made a lifeguard AU fic to fill the void where there was none.

Read it here! It's great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51598429

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #modern au #mdzs au #nie mingjue #lan xichen #lan wangij #wei wuxian #I am still so flabbergasted. And boy it is such a treat of a fic. Thank you for making my dream come true. 5k+ is WILD!!! #You made me laugh so many times! The jokes were on point! #I have *not* been able to stop thinking about: #"Lan Zhan has half a mind to march over and explain aquatic safety to them. #(“Wow you're so familiar with the pool rules“ the lifeguard would swoon. ”Let's run away together!“)” #The truly unhinged Lan Pining was very well done! #LWJ suffers emotionally but in only the most teenji way he possibly could. #Also I'm such a nerd - I love the fact you put links in for reference. Genuinely felt giddy each time #I will make people read this fic with every power bestowed upon me

[h0estar]

DAMIAN????????????? ARE YOU GOOD BRO??????????????

#these kids are wild bruh. anya didn't even do anything 😭 #THE WAY DAKIAN WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THIS TOO LIKR HOMIE #in case u forgot she sucker punched ur ass 💀 #AND SHE CAN AND WILL DO IT AGAIN #i get that he's 6 and a brat and a loser and a kid but wow 😭 i hope anya stepped on his foot on purpose bc my guy deserved it #i love him still #I JUST KNOW THIS KID WOULD EAT ERASER SHAVINGS IF IT MEANT BONDING W HIS DAD #he's so mean i hope he embarrasses himself then gets a big fat hug #spy x family #sxf #spy x family spoilers #sxf spoilers #spy x family 96.1 #spy x family chapter 96.1 #sxf chapter 96.1 #sxf 96.1

[trunklewunjle]

My future boyfriend <3

(I don’t color really, Thaltro just has such prebtty art style and my brain immediately felt whimsy and adopted it)

Memory belongs to @bawmbo

Psych belongs to @thaltro

I belong to Memory

#undertale au #utmv #sans oc #sans au #memory #memory sans #psychology sans #utmv au #mr.mems #HAJSHSJAJJA WOW IM TURNING INTO A DOG AND GETTING ON ALL FOURS MEMORY DO YOU NEED A DOG BC WOROROF WAAOWOORF WROOFOF BARK WOROROF WOEORD AU #AU AU AUUUUUUUUUUU HAJAJA HEY BOY #I will marry you one day memory please give me a chance I can treat you well please memory please please please please please please please #IM VERY NORMAL YES YES Y NORMAL IM SO NROMAL ABOUT HIM I I I LOVE HIM I NEED HIM I WANT HIM IM SO DOWN BAD FOR HIM PLEASE MEMEORY PLEASE GIV #AHSJDJSJHDWOEOOROFW ROFORO WROROFO GOT ME ACTING LIKE A WILD DOG AWROOF AWROOF BARK BARK WROOOF MEMORY DO YOU NEED SNYTHING ANYTHING FOR YOU #ANYTHING FOR YOU MEMEORY ANYTHING YOU WANT I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU MEMEKORY PLEASE

[worstloki]

AU where Loki messes around with magic and can now hear the thoughts of anyone he looks at. He doesn't do it on purpose but he's used to looking at Thor as a default when they're in the same room so that keeps happening and he's finding out his brother's thoughts are more spontaneous than his mouth.

#Thor eating and he's thinking about food food that he's eating and wow the taste of metal tastes just like blood #Thor is wondering what would happen if he bit someone right now #just tore off a chunk of their flesh #>:3 #Loki watching Thor's thoughts be so surprisingly to him with such wild thought processes: 0-0 #he hasn't told anyone a spell messed up and he's still trying to find a solution but now he's dealing with this #Thor and Loki hanging out in the same room and Loki looks away from his book to rest his eyes a bit by staring at the fire #and then he's looking at Thor #and Thor's thinking that they're sitting very comfortably against each other or like about how Loki's got nice eyes #Loki awkward laughs it off #Thor is now wondering how their parents managed to get that colour into Loki's eyes #Thor thinks it's suspicious but a moment later is now annoyed his eyes are blue like their parents #murderous intent picked up on #Loki looks back at his book and tries to pay attention again

[memelordotherblog]

Darkwing: I have to face Negaduck who drove a tank to my house, mouse! I Bet none of your enemies have tanks!

Mickey: Vulter has a submarine.

Darkwing: Well- Mouse- Negaduck can ruin my good name by pretending to me!

Mickey: Miklos, evil look like.

Darkwing: EVIL AGENTS

Mickey: ...You aren't going to believe this-

#mickey mouse #darkwing duck #Trigger Hawkes #incorrect qutoes #wow hawes being in incorrect qutoes is wild #yeah yeah different universes #but a one sided rivalry with mick and dw would be comedy gold

[oca-rinn-a]

in this world where so many members of our species, with supposed moral agency, are killing small things for nothing but the crime of existing, and so many are blind to the value of any species which does not benefit them in a way they can personally measure... do you ever feel so so panicked and suffocated?

#i had to walk onto the tracks at the NYC Times Square station to retrieve an injured pigeon who was trapped down there #no idle police officers or MTA personnel cared at all when I explained that an injured animal was trapped on the tracks #the MTA staff told me to ask the cops to help #the cops told me to ask MTA staff for help #the cops said “if it were a person that would be different” #i looked like a crazy person bc i was having a panic attack and trying to ask people for help at the same time #my partner called animal control and they said there was nothing they could do #the Wild Bird Fund does not have the resources to retrieve animals but said that if i could catch the pigeon i was welcome to bring them in #and you know what #i did #if someone is in a life-and-death situation and you are in a position to help them then YOU SHOULD #what kind of fucking person would i be if i saw this pigeon #whom i am perfectly physically able to rescue from their situation #and i said wow that's too bad that they're going to die down there #if only it weren't illegal/dangerous to go onto the tracks #a cell phone is valued 1000% more than a non-human's life #it's fucked up guys (: #anyway i learned first hand that literally no one in NYC will stop you from doing anything at all #as long as you aren't brandishing a weapon or some other murderous action literally no one cares what you're doing and will not stop you #so be punk and take action #fuck speciesism #animal rights #animal welfare #humans are animals #also sorry but people stomping on bugs who are literally OUTSIDE and doing seriously nothing but existing #why would you do that #please get help #talk to a therapist

[rocksanddeadflowers]

when I finally started listening to the amazing devil (more than just the song the horror and the wild on loop I mean) i was already sorta hyper fixating on the mechanisms so uuuuhhhh that may have lead to only being able to mentally picture joey batey as gunpowder tim while listening. do with that what you will?

#feel like following this madeleine hyland would be toy soldier #MAYBE raph actually but i think toy works #also i think the gunpowdy tim idea spawned from the horror and the wild album art #bc i got the two in thr album picture switched around and thought “wow that looks like tims hair cool” #bc brainrot obviously #ALSO their voices sounded similar at the time so that and the pic kinda solidified the brainrot idea #maybe it's the accents idk #the mechanisms #gunpowder tim #tim my beloved #the amazing devil #joey batey #ah yes #the ol switcheroo

[earl-grey-crow]

I feel like alice might've wanted to kick the pond in the shins but how do you kick an eldritch pond in the shins

#actually I think elliot wants to more than her #he is So Done #he has so much understated trauma that no one seems to understand or acknowledge it's absolutely wild #those were really some fighting words from him #I just. need to rewatch this a dozen times to really unpack his character it's just. wow. #and the 1814 arc?? not disappointing #like augustine? you mean THAT augustine?? #“it's okay I got shot ” sksksksksk #also I have got to know what happened in that house #the amount of lore and interconnection is crazy #I lowkey feel bad for brady he doesn't get to see his daughter he doesn't understand he doesn't know that she and kat are literally #so obsessed about the past that they're basically throwing away their present!! #“don't worry about it” you should worry about it #can't trust the pond #what. an episode. #I thought tonight would be my relaxing time after a weekend full of homework. Wrong. I am a Fool. #I need two to three business days to process this #but can you blame me?? I kinda keep waiting for this to start acting like a hallmark series (you know. hallmark.) but it's not!! #oughhhh #the way home hallmark #earl crow ramblings

[thepoisonroom]

one of the funniest things about my worst ex that i didn't even know until this year is that they tried to use romantic lines on me that they'd lifted verbatim from casey mcquiston's red white and royal blue

#it was so wild to watch the movie v high and get physically bodied by already knowing all the lines without having read the book #thinking abt the poetry thing it's really interesting to think about people i've dated who really wanted a performance of romantic intimacy #but kind of didn't really know me that well or act like they liked me that much #sometimes it's like the other person isn't seeing you but their idea of what love and romance should be and that's what they're devoted to #so it's silly to me that they were so literally reading lines from a script that they didn't even write! #i don't mean this in a passive-aggressive I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY way like it's genuinely very funny #i think when it was fresher this would have hurt my feelings a lot to know but now i can just be like wow loser behavior lmao #personal nonsense

[moeblob]

sobbing at every heart event ...

#stardew valley #sdv shane #farmer koi #as someone who grew up thinking i would be fine with death at 18 #as someone who struggled so hard with connecting with others because everything felt suffocating #being able to tell shane that im happy hes here is like telling myself that and hoo boy im crying #the things id love to hear and the things said to me being options in the six heart event #really impacted me #as someone who related to no after plan in the four heart event because i still dont even have a real plan in life #just wow the flashbacks to being unhappy in school the thoughts of being condemned in sunday school #and the fact you can tell him its a sin as a reason to not roll off a cliff is just enough to remind me of how much that hurts #as if im so bad you have to try guilting me into living... gosh #shanes heart events are therapy for me to actually tell someone i relate to YOURE STILL HERE AND THATS GOOD #like does concernedape know how therapeutic its been to tell shane the things i wanna hear #anyway sorry for the possibly depressing tags that is why i kept them in the tags #watch me go back and just delete all the tags but yeah this has been emotional to see from a diff perspective #im so used to being shane that its wild to see what it might look like and its kinda crushing me

[ghostinthegallery]

Time to overthink another necron guy!

Anrakyr the Traveler! Overlord of Pyrrhia (Pyrhhia? I never get it right, hang on...okay it's Pyrrhia). Blue guy who's good with machines and drew the short stick when it came to necron nicknames (Silent King! Stormlord! Diviner! Infinite! Traveler...sorry it just doesn't have a same vibes)

To get a little meta right off the bat, when I'm analyzing a character (a thing I just do for fun in my spare time because I'm a normal person), I generally start with the question most authors are going to frame that character's story around: what does this person want and why? Sometimes that's easy. An author (or multiple authors) has already written that character in a way that clearly outlines their goal+motivation so I just start there and let my thoughts run wild. Trazyn wants to collect things for his museum because he is a kleptomaniac gremlin believes in the inherent value of culture and history. Szarekh wants to reverse biotransference because it sucks and its his fault. That is the seed from whence all rambling blooms for me.

Anrakyr...does not have that clarity.

We do know what he wants! To awaken and unite all the sleeping necron dynasties. That's where his name comes from: traveling the galaxy, seeking out tombworlds to bring them up to speed on the state of this messed up galaxy we call home. Okay cool. Why does he want to do this? Uh...

Even in-universe, this question doesn't have a clear answer. To some, he's incredibly noble. He left behind his homeworld, sacrificing his throne, to help his people adjust to a tumultuous new era. A lot of these tombworlds are waking up damaged, or occupied by hostile alien species that didn't exist when they went to sleep. Maybe their planet is in a different part of space. It sure would be nice to have someone explain everything before an ork eats your face.

The opening paragraphs of Devourer refer to Anrakyr as "would-be overlord of the necrons." Does that just refer to the dynastic rank of overlord (if so, why add on the "would-be" since he literally is an overlord?) or does that line hint at higher ambitions? Is he trying to unite the dynasties under him? That's certainly possible! Ambition is not exactly unusual for necron nobility. It explains his suspicion towards the triarch prateorians who follow him around (put a pin in them). He thinks of them as spies, servants of a rival...and that rival is The Silent King. That's one hell of an enemy to choose.

Cool, right? Except there's another side to Anrakyr. Because he doesn't just go around helping other tombworlds, he demands a price: weapons, legions, other tributes. To some, who have just woken up and had lifesaving information dangled in front of them only to have it ripped away if they don't pay up? That doesn't seem strictly altruistic.

Anrakyr is fine killing his own subordinates for failure (see the Carnac campaign where he sets up his own general to die for the crime of not killing space elves with suitable efficiency). Of course, given that most of Anrakyr's armies are tributes, most of his forces aren't loyal to him per se. Aside from the immortals that left Pyrrhia with him. But overall he's in an awkward spot within his own army.

Except if Anrakyr wants to rule...why leave behind Pyhrria, the planet he literally ruled?

You see my problem here?

Okay then, where does that leave us? A goal with a bunch of conflicting motivation, actions, and no clear answers. And I admit, I was stuck here with Anrakyr for a while! I kind of wrote him off as "The Stormlord we have at home" and moved on.

Until I started writing for him myself. At which point "this dude is an inconsistent mess" doesn't really cut it.

The thing about people (and by extension characters) is that people change. Especially when a bunch of different unconnected writers major, violent events happen across millennia. So what if both versions of Anrakyr are true? What if the well-intentioned savior and the would-be conqueror are each aspects of the same person.

Going back to those three triarch praetorians.

For those unaware, Anrakyr has the joy of hosting three emissaries from the triarchy. Three praetorians whose names he does not know, so he literally just named them the necron equivalent of A, B, and C. He assumes they are spies for Szarekh, to whom he has no interest in pledging service, but he still keeps them around. They are mysterious, they literally hang random trinkets from their head pieces like Christmas ornaments, and they give cryptic advice.

What the heck are these three doing here?

I guess they could be spies, but why the heck would Szarekh send three praetorians to keep an eye on Anrakyr who really is not that important in the grand scheme of necron politics? Don't get me wrong, he's not a nobody, but...he's got a ragtag army, a planet he doesn't visit, and some Blood Angels he teamed up with one time. This is not someone the Silent King desperately needs to watch out for.

But hey, speaking of Blood Angels, remember The Word of the Silent King? The one short story where Szarekh has an active presence. Guess who else is in that story?

Anrakyr the Traveler.

He's in the first line! The necron half of the story is being told to him by one of the praetorians. Why draw such an intentional parallel between these two characters? Sure, sets up Anrakyr's involvement in the Devastation of Baal lead up (ngl I don't know the order these stories were published it could be the other way around, either way GW is tying up their lore in a bright little bow) but narrative continuity is a BORING answer for CHUMPS so LET'S GO DEEPER!

What might three weird little triarch praetorians see in Anrakyr that they also see in Szarekh?

Tragedy.

Szarekh's entire character is defined by tragedy (see my ramble about him for details). What if Anrakyr is in a similar position? What if he started his journey with all those good intentions? The desire to save his people, free them from alien invaders? And overtime those intentions got corrupted, turning him into the harsh, suspicious, bitter person we see in Devourer? The Anrakyr in that story doesn't care about the tombworld he's supposedly saving. He hates organic life, he needs the reinforcements from that world...but never does he truly express concern about it. Or sorrow when he finds it consumed by the flayer virus. But consider how many tombworlds he's seen fall to the flayer virus? Or infighting, or madness, or aeldar, or orks, or humans, or a random supernova or a million other things? Imagine how many worlds he found but could not save? This is a person who has lost the plot.

But the person who inspired those stories of nobility still exists. He still organized a massive campaign of different dynasties to save the tombworld of Carnac. He still defended necron tombworlds against the Silver Skulls (who are a real space marine chapter and not just a Trazyn goof!). He still fought Tyranids alongside the Blood Angels and the Mephrit.

Anrakyr's praetorian buddies have told him the Silent King won't speak to him. Yet. But Szarekh will if Anrakyr proves worthy. Anrakyr probably doesn't care either way, but for a praetorian to say this about their king is huge. To me it shows that they believe Anrakyr could be worthy, one day. They think he's worth watching. Not as a ruthless crusader, but as another person who suffered for their good intentions and came through it with a renewed purpose.

#warhammer 40k #necrons #Anrakyr the Traveler #the silent king #ghost does character rambles #wow this one was long #in all fairness half is wild speculation #so feel free to disagree #but consider tragedy is sexy #okay but why can he mind control machines tho? #i mean i have my pet theories based in nothing but my own fancies #i just wish GW would give me something #just dont make it dumb #who shall i ramble about next? #we all know who's left

[smellslikebot]

trying to brainstorm the worst possible username/online handle i could come up with that still technically describes me. i thought "The Linux Vegan" and "The Asexual Linux Vegan" were kind of funny but i'm not vegan so it's stolen valor 😔

#'worst' as in it would aggro as many people as possible not as in 'wow asexuality is cringe' #could throw the word 'enby' in there since it makes people mad but i feel like transphobic people wouldn't even recognize it(?) #silly storie #going vegan just so i can change my steam name to The Asexual Linux Vegan #<- dont think this is possible since i start turning into donnie from wild thornberrys if i go 3 days without seafood

[queenerdloser]

i know i've made this post before but it regularly irritates me that people are Right about how a clean space effects your mental stability. fucking hate that i always feel better about myself once my apartment is clean. what's next? exercise that actually improves my mood? fuck off.

#liveblogging life #im also mad that showers consistently make me feel more human. what the fuck is that. #in other news i cleaned my apartment (mostly) for the first time in like... two months? lol #and it's like huh wow a space that smells nice & has clean floors and isn't crowded with garbage #somehow DOES make me feel way better. wild. #i'm hoping i can ride the motivation to do some actual deep cleaning #bc my bathroom is very gross and needs desperately to be scrubbed to death #and i should probably clean my oven..... #also if i can get the motivation. would love to move my bookcases and vacuum behind them. but the EFFORT.

[isdalinarhot]

so a couple weeks back i was gonna do cosmere tumblr yearbook superlatives but ultimately decided against it because im like. paranoid about causing drama. but anyway i was looking through lists of sample yearbook superlatives like what are some possible things i could do? and one of them was cutest couple and that is such a funny concept to me because im pretty sure the only dating pair on cosmere tumblr is tumblr user taravangians-storming-balls and her fiance. i cant think of whats funnier: people voting for people who are actually literally going to get married in real life, or people voting for people who are Just Friends and will always be Just Friends because its not 2015 and we are not 14 anymore and so we do not do long distance relationships with our tumblr mutuals anymore

#although if you do have a crush on me feel free to tell me because i think it would be very funny if someone saw the insane buck wild postin #g i do on here and went wow i am in love with this man #luke.txt #drunkposting #unsure if this should be reblogged i am too drunk to tell. i guess use your best judgement

[absentlurker]

y’all imagine all that shit happening in Hawkins by 1986 and obviously there is eventually a huge coverup story to explain the murders and clear eddie’s name but think about all the true crime podcasts that would pop up a couple of decades later. All these reporters and journalists deep diving into the weirdness that is Hawkins, Indiana and the 20 year old who was suspected to be a murderous cult leader who turned out to be innocent all along.

imagine one particular podcast interviewing eddie munson himself who gets to finally talk about the events that ruined his life for awhile.

#Steve appearing in the podcast as well as the guy who saved eddie from a serial killer #Dustin gets interviewed as well and he’s like eddie’s biggest defender #I was listening to father wants us dead and I was like wow I bet a true crime podcast for Hawkins would be wild #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things

[luvbug724]

while i am here i stayed up til 8am rereading icebreaker by a. l. graziadei yesterday for the first time since it came out & ive been offline because theres no fandom for it but i cant stop thinking abt mickey so ive been devouring any mindless book i can get my hands on. if u want a cute little YA romance abt sports & mental health it is probably up ur alley :) you :) read it :)

#first person to write a 100k post canon fic abt mickey and jaysen going long distance while mickey goes to the nhl and jaysen keeps #playing in college................. first person to do that we will kiss probably #i have read i think 5? 6? books in the last 48 hours #another thing abt icebreaker: the author knows the characters so well down to the way. they text like yeah mickey WOULD use the wrong your #i LOVE when authors include different types of texting styles its makes the characters so lifelike. i think jean uses the wrong your and #their all the time. aaron too. #dan wilds canonically using punctuation when shes angry bc she thinks it gives her more emphasis. i love you miss wilds #ok now i must go i have to. reread the icebreaker scene between mickey and his dad after that game. that one yeah #still talking in the tags. i remember when the bad icebreaker book came out & it was a few months after i read GOOD icebreaker for the firs #i was like wow haha im so glaad its getting this recognition!! wow!! what a cute book to blow up!!! and then it was not the same book