#woz sexy

[borderlineomniverse]

IS NO ONE GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SCOTT AND JERRY (MAYBE) CANONICALLY MET IN PRISON???

#the WeDare episode.????? #he says he met this guy Jerry in prison???? #what a sexy first date #this fuels the woztricks serial killer au #wake up america #scott the woz #jerry attricks #woztricks #wozblr #stw headcanons #borderline blue

[pandaroboto]

Taskmaster Recording Report

This will be a long post and it has spoilers, so proceed with caution. More after the cut.

I will put in two different sections, what happened on warm-up and between takes and what they cut from the episode and I remember. WARM UP

Greg told people to stop sending sexy DMs because he would disappoint all the ladies/some guys.

He introduced Alex who came to the stage and hugged Greg's...knees?

Greg told the audience Alex was a master and could mimic any animal doing a dance style. He did a guinea pig first and it was the cutest thing, then a wolf (there is a picture of this that was used on a press release) and then a lion. When Greg asked about a dance style I yelled SAMBA with all my strength and then I saw Alex trying to samba as a lion. It was amazing.

Mark Olver asked who came from furthest to watch it and I raised my hand and said Brazil and he said BULLSHIT, you didn't come here just for that. I then explained I also was going to see Tim Key in Cardiff the next day and he was like "Oh..she did came here just for that then"

Again British people can't understand my name so I was referred as "Brazil" for the rest of the afternoon

I was also questioned about how do I watch the show and I quickly replied Youtube .

He made me list my favorite contestants to see if I could stay in the country. I tried to think which contestants were on the YouTube series uploaded. I then said Bob Mortimer, Mike Wozniak and Mark Watson (Alex smiled a bit when I said his name). Olver went " I can't believe someone in Brazil was watching the Woz fart a pile"

When I was telling I am from Brazil Alex waved at me and I was sure he knew who I was because long story short a bunch of friends really made me feel special and got me a signed book by Alex and he knew I was going to be there after travelling for 14+ hours.

At that point Greg said "Did you come for me???" and I pathetically went YES Y ES YES. He waved at me and IDK till today how I survived this.

They joked about a guy being first row and not being a fan,Mark asked who he had to fuck to get those seat and greg was pointing to himself.

They said we were clapping at the wrong places and that would confuse Alex and Greg

After the recording when I got back to London randomly meet Asim Chaudhry on Leceister Square. He was so sweet. We chatted a bit , I talked about how Sandman was big here, and that he had Brazilian fans and he got very excited and telling his mates about it

STUDIO

Sue got a massive round of applause. I think she and Julian got the big whoops from the crowd

The prize task was so much longer. Lucy went for ages talking about the ghost of the dog, and Greg kept asking questions. I knew most of it would be cut, but Greg kept mentioning during the episode and made me question how they would edit the references. They are bloody genius those editors.

Sam's Pinocchio made quite the impression, and Greg had a lot of fun with it. They talk about Pinocchio's penis, there was questions if it grew too with the lies. And Greg kept saying Pinocchio during the recording.

Sue's monkey orgy story was longer too.

When they showed Sam getting super closer to Alex, Greg mentioned Alex was very uncomfortable with touch and to prove that he got really touchy. BTW guys the amount of hand touches, and whispers behind the cards...they are insane

After the team task they were basically talking about how kinky it was, and Greg joked about Alex tied up , hogtie style and that he enjoyed. This was the thing I was most excited and I hope they put on the outtakes because I know how the fandom will be mental about it.

Greg is...MAGNETIC! Like the man demands attention and is very hard to not be looking at him. I kept looking at them at the studio and mostly ignored the tasks because I knew that I could see them later.

The live task took ages to set up and to reset after every round, Greg even joked we would spend the night there. It was more or less 3 hours of taping.

Greg interacted with us a lot because they had to reset the seesaw all the time, At one point he asked us to go "oooooh" that was show in the episode but he asked Alex using those words "Do you want the audience to oooh you while you pull it out slowly for me?" and he said with such a voice that...if I were a dude I would have a boner.

There was a point when Alex had to explain the outcome and he got it wrong and the audience corrected him to Greg's delight, he was very giggly. Sue got quite mad at Alex and the chains.

I guess it was this. At least that is what I took from my notes.

#taskmaster #taskmaster spoilers

[k-wame]

this move woz too sexy

#andor #star wars #andor star wars #andor series #luthen rael #stellan skarsgård #stellan skarsgard #andoredit #i woz like EPIIIIIQUE

[facial-hair-fight]

Welcome to Facial Hair Fight!

So many fictional characters have facial hair in all shapes and sizes, but you’re probably thinking right now: “Who’s the best one?” Well, that’s what you’re here for! You get to submit your favorite characters that have facial hair, with the chance of them making it in!

Here are the submission rules:

1. No characters from Harry Potter or MCYT.

2. You can submit as many characters as you want, but do not submit the same characters multiple times in a row.

3. They must have some form of facial hair, whether it be a beard or a mustache. Stubble is acceptable, as long as it’s an important part of their design.

4. No real people, but live action is okay!

5. Submissions will end on April 24th at 4:30 PM EST.

6. If I forgot any rules or you have any questions, submit an ask!

SIDE NOTE: These five characters will make it in no matter what, so please do not submit them.

Pops (Regular Show)

Abe Lincoln (Clone High)

Rex Mohs (Scott the Woz)

Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)

Matt (Wii Sports)

This tournament was inspired by the likes of:

@orangecharactersmackdown @best-green-character @dwampyverse-tournaments @disneyvillainbracket @the-ultimate-oc-tournament @the-worst-bracket @michaeltournament @siblingshowdown @yellowcharactershowdown @artificialkids-2k23-official @worst-room-tournament @least-sexy-man-competition @redcharacterbracket @wizardbracket @themiiofalltime @ultimate-poll-tournament

and last but certainly least: @blue-character-brawl, which is me! yay!

#facial hair fight #tournaments #brackets

[favcharacterpoll]

ROUND 3 MATCH 38: SANS VS. SCOTT

Sans Undertale from Undertale faces Scott Wozniak from Scott the Woz. Who do you like more?

Sans Propaganda:

“Fucking skelektion (i have the flu”

“funny skeleton :))”

“C’mon look at him just look c’mon look look at him and his genocide-related-depression c’mon he’s so sexy and”

“"Gosh dont even get me started, first of he's my husband my beloved my one and only my bonefriend my soulmate the love of my life the absolute perfect man to exist he's someone every guy strives to be he's just that perfect oh my gosh also did i mention he's my husband? Exactly, see my point? Secondly like how can you not like him! He's funny he's a nerd and is depressed! Just like tumblr userbase! Everyone can relate to him! And yk if you dont like him there's like bajillion alternative versions of him so go ahead pick and choose your favs there's surely at least one you'd like! (Which one i like best? HA! THATS CLASSIFIED (.... it's edgy version of him, of course it's the edgy version))Thirdly! He's so stylish like have you seen taht hoodie? Have you seen those gym shorts? The pink slippers? What a timeless look srsly! And one that everyone can recreate! Everyone can be as stylish as Sans! What an icon!Fourth-ly(?)! What a great brother he is! Supporting his brother jn everything whilst still annoying the shit out of him! Thats a true love for your sibling if i ever saw one! (That sentence doesnt make sense im sorry im tired) Fifth! He's hot. Okay thats it thanksies for your time <3<3<3"”

Scott Propaganda:

"scott plays himself in his show and god his persona is so funny"

"he defeated Brett Favre former QB of the Green Bay packers"

#polls #sans the skeleton #sans #undertale sans #sans undertale #scott the woz #scott wozniak

[mlarayoukai]

Stop bringing up Scott the woz on my nerd fetishism posts. He's main stream so I don't find him sexy anymore

#rob.txt

[officialdiegorodriguez]

↳INSTAGRAM: @officialdiegorodriguez uploaded a photo

Trying to sneak a peek at some lyrics @henrybly’s been working on for the next album. Few personal favorites are ‘Diego Rodriguez is so handsome’, ‘Poppy Martin woz ere’ and ‘I’m Too Sexy 2: Electric Boogaloo’. #real

#insta; #insta: henry #ft. henry #((pretend nick is charles it’s fine))

[borderlineomniverse]

SO WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME THERES A SCENE IN ONE OF THE LATEST EPISODES WHERE JEB SEDUCTIVELY SAYS “MY TURN” TO REX WHILE MAINTAINING FLIRTY EYE CONTACT

#I DONT CARE IF IT WAS JUST MONOPOLY THAT WAS SEXY ASF #jebrex #jeb jab #rex mohs #wozblr #scott the woz #borderline blue

[meltorights]

gaim: chronologically the last rider i watched in full. holy shit it's been 10 years but i still remember everyone reacting to how. bad gaim was.

drive: i remember everyone being excited for drive and liking it at first but i dropped it when it started getting bad

ghost: i trust everyone who liked ghost but it just wasnt my thing

exaid: i think exaid is the post-gaim rider ive seen the most of. there were things i liked. kiriya was sexy. but after a while it was so exhausting.

build: i didnt get super interested in build's first few episodes and i was real jaded on rider by this point so i dropped it but maybe one day ill come back to it.

zio: actually think i would love zio. woz. it's just again i was so jaded on rider.

zero-one: i remember liking this at first but i dont remember much abt it....

saber: i dont know this guy

revice: dont know this guy either

geats: or this guy

[marriageandthecrown]

We won’t get to see more of Jamie as Robert. We won’t get to see him with a beard. Or him locked up in the Tower all melancholy and scared. Or in his superbly slutty outfits as he moves higher in the court. We won’t get his sass. We won’t get his despair. Or anger. Or jealousy. Or fun. Or scheming. Or intellect. Or survival mode. Or heroic hot mess expeditions. Or overall sexiness. We won’t get supportive moments or his no nonsense won’t-put-up-with-your-daftness (insert any courtier or Lizzie herself here). Or his rivalries (especially with Cecil). We won’t get to see him being shown off by Liz in the middle of court and everyone seething in response. We won’t get to see him age into dilf mode when he’s being dad to his step-son. We won’t get private moments together of him and Elizabeth. We won’t get his heartbreaking end. Hate to sink so low, but WE WOZ ROBBED OF ROB.

#I’m not ready to let this angel go #robert dudley #jamie blackley #becoming elizabeth #i love him as Robert too much this isn’t fair man #cut down in his prime #unforgivable just for all this really #or his jealousy and resentment of hatton

[nerbulent]

scot scot the woz wschot the soz sco the waz penis soct the woz sex tape sco the the the scotty wozzy sexy peenie weenie polka dot bikini soct whiz the penis length scot cwhiz sex tape

#scott the woz #scott the woz sex tape

[asknarashikari]

Gira: *evil laughter* I have done the unthinkable. I, the tyrant king, have brought a god down to his knees.

Meanwhile.

Mamato: Are they fucking serious?

Himeno: Just... just let him have this one.

Zox: Kinky.

Mamato: STFU, Zox.

Back again.

Yanma: What the hell are you and hubby doing?

Gira: I just want to show our Senpai's that I brought down a powerful deity.

Yanma: *eyerolls* Honey... once you two are done... Come help me with your tech.

Me: Okie Dokie!

Gira: Okay. We're done here.

Me: Want to...

Gira: Sexy Time?

Me: Maybe, but that'll come later. I was thinking more of wanting to take your friends and the orphans tomorrow to have fun and make a delicious supper. Also, I'll be sending donations to the orphanage via money and food. That includes innovation as well.

Gira: Yes! And *kisses lips* A simple thank-you can't be enough. I am grateful and blessed.

Me: Better get going then.

On one hand... I don't think indulging his fantasies is... a particularly great idea, outside of him playing that up for kids or something. It's just Sougo all over again just with more exaggeration of being evil and he's doing it himself instead of having a Woz to declare it for him XD

(Although, since Gira is an orphan, I kinda get the feeling that they're going to do the "he's the rightful king all along and the bastard asshole king was the usurper" twist tbh)

On the other hand... I kinda agree with Zox here. Without him playing the villain for kids and stuff it does sound kinda kinky.

As for the other thing... uh Gira and Yanma are part of the harem now, I guess? Okay... I suppose I shouldn't be surprised anymore...

#ohsama sentai king ohger #gira #yanma gust #ask #i-am-randomtrash00

[userblaney]

carlos that woz so sexy

#im lit jus saying that abt anyone that overtakes gasly