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Darlene: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them? Fat is like the grossest part of the meat.

The Summerween Trickster: "Why hello there little children~. Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO *P A N S I E S* ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET **R-R-R-RIPPE D**."

Bill: Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens- aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

Wendy: Well you did ask.

Writer: Also there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavorful meat.

Dipper: You are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN.

Writer/Bill, at the same time: *Well yeah, you gotta get this crap right or it's a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat*.

#gravity falls #writersmusequotes #incorrect quotes #bill cipher #darlene the spider woman #the summerween trickster #wendy corduroy #dipper pines #writer worlds #self insert #source: tumblr

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Dipper: He tricked people.

Writer: He's cute.

Dipper: He wants to end the world.

Writer: He's CUTE.

Dipper: He LITERALLY BROUGHT ABOUT WEIRDMAGGEDON.

Writer: AND HE WAS FREAKING **ADORABLE** WHILE DOING IT--

#dipper pines #writer worlds #writersmusequotes #gravity falls #bill cipher #implied bill cipher #[-*every bill cipher fan in one post*-] #[-*myself included*-]

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Shadow, waking up at three in the morning: I arise at the hour of bewitching-

Rouge: ... Darling, I bewitch everyone at all hours~..

Shadow: Joke's on you I can't be bewitched.

Rouge: .... Sonic.

Shadow: No comment.

#shadow #rouge #writersmusequotes #source: mine #sonic #shadonic #sonadow #[-*I am many levels of tired atm*-]

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Bill: How is shopping going?

Writer: Terrible I want to stab everybody here.

Bill: Okay just don't get any blood on your clothes.

Writer: No promises.

#bill cipher #writer worlds #writersmusequotes #gravity falls #incorrect quotes #bill x writer #self insert #source: text conversation #[-*kinda edited the convo tho so...??? idk*-

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Itona: I am your brother.

Karasuma: ... You have brain damage.

#assassination classroom #itona horibe #karasuma #writersmusequotes #source: mine

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Starscream: You'll destroy the US!

Megatron: ... No, Starscream... I'll destroy the world.

Starscream: HOW IS THAT BETTER???

Megatron: Equal treatment.

#megatron #starscream #source: mine #writersmusequotes #votemegatron #[-*I'm kidding I'm kidding but I was joking around with a friend and this hit me so have a good day*-]

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Crystal: Exploration runs in the blood.

Notch: Who's blood?

Herobrine: No idea, but it runs in the blood.

#herobrine #notch #crystal #minecraft oc #writersmusequotes #source: mine

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Eggman: What is a hero without villains???

Sonic: Boring!

Tails: Well-rested.

#sonic #dr. eggman #tails #source: mine #writersmusequotes

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Makuta: I played a lot of hide and seek as a kid. I could always find anyone, anywhere, but they could never find me.

Violet: Because they didn't want to.

#bionicle #makuta #violet #source: stargate sg1 #writersmusequotes

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Writer: Okay, Memory, I need you to be calm and collected-

Memory: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I'M CAPABLE OF SUCH THINGS-

Writer: .... Not again...

Memory: NOW LET'S GO SCREW AROUND WITH SOME VEHICONS-

Writer: VALMA I NEED *HELP*-

#[idea eraser: memory] #[fanfiction bandages: writer] #[broken warrior: valma] #source: mine #writersmusequotes

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Takanuva: You call it 'really bad at darts', I call it 'freestyle acupuncture'.

Violet: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

#takanuva #violet #bionicle #writersmusequotes #source: tumblr

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Ivor: There's only one race-

Myth: Run.

#ivor #myth #writersmusequotes #mcsm #[-*GAH getting back into this fandom is gonna be odd but here w'go anyway*-] #source: mine

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Reporter: Why is your family tree full of hedgehogs?

Julius: Yes.

#writersmusequotes #anti!robotnik #anti!eggman #[-*based on my julius rp blog*-] #source: mine

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Bumblebee: Julius Caesar's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part.

Memory: Aside from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds.

Ratchet: Sounds about right.

#bumblebee #ratchet #memory #writersmusequotes #source: tumblr #[-*do I use a queue? nope*-]

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Infinite: Would you like something to drink? *Opens fridge.* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Gadget: Spiders?

Infinite: Spiders it is then.

Gadget: No, that wasn't-

Infinite: *Already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.*

#source: prozd #infinite #gadget #writersmusequotes #[-**posts something and immediately disappears again**-]

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Memory: I had it, and for fifteen seconds, I was a god...

Raf: ... You hacked the world to play the rick roll all at once, everywhere. How-

Memory: AND IT WAS GLORIOUS!!!!

#memory #raf #tfp oc #[-*say hello to 'Memory if she could hack the world all at once'*-] #[-*gonna rick roll the world*-] #source: mine #writersmusequotes