If I go down on you you’re gonna have to tap out, I won’t stop sucking :3
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🌟 NOT DEAD! 🌟
HELLO, FRIENDS.
It is NOBODY'S FAVORITE, BACK HERE AGAIN in the cesspit OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
My Christmas was VERY MERRY. NOT JOKING. I had a GREAT Christmas even though my life is in SHAMBLES, and I LOST 25% OF MY HAIR!
But LEMME tell you, FRIENDS I got solutions. I DON'T IGNORE THE DOCTOR even though I TOLD THE DOCTOR that I will stop these @#$%ing medications even if she does not want me to, and BOY HOWDY did that get her attention! One emergency visit later, and BAM! SOLUTIONS! COOL!!!!
So?? HERE THEY ARE!!!!
MOAR PROTEIN. EGG RECOMMENDED. 🥚🥚🥚🥚
DRINK SUpplements MEAL Replacements! 🥛
TAKE PLENTY of vitamins! 💊💊💊💊💊💊
MOVE MOVE MOVE 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻
REDUCE meds (THAT'S RIGHT FELLAS) 🆗🆗🆗
AND HERE are ones I Decided MYSELF!!!!
Shampoo + CONDITION WITH NO BAD @#%^!!! SO FAR? GOOD IDEA. THE STUFF I Got is VERY NICE.
Rosemary Oil! It makes me small like a candy cane and IT stimulates the scalp! NICE!
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PROFIT!!!!!
HERE IS MY LITTLE FESTivity FOR ALL YOU FUNNY PEOPLE
OHOHHHHHHHHHH HO HO HO HO I am looking forward to 2024. Let me TELL YOU FRIends
BIG
BIG
BIG
Things are going to happen. VERY
✯✯✯ BIG ✯✯✯
I've been working on my book (almost) every day!!!!! THE BASTARD'S GETTING DONE BY NEXT YEAR (at least first draft) I TELL YOU!
LOOK AT THIS THING; HOW could I not be productivE!!!!!
I CHANGED the [[internal cell]] battery. HE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL! THE POWER OF NEO!!!!
The tendonitis is also easing up. MORE ARTS SOON!
STAY tuned friends because I SWEAR I MIght get me a real CUNGADERO NEXT YEAR. HAHAHAHAHAHEAEHEHea
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Writing that just reminds me that yeah Mammon is horrible with his flirtations in the sense that if he finds out what you’re interested in there is a 100% chance he’ll use it to his advantage.
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@get4pen2 you've given me thoughts and I don't just wanna take over a random post so here I go.
Malcolm getting pushed down by Martin, big hands on his back and his weight on him, the scent of his dad all around him, like he remembers but different. And he tries to fight at first but not only is he not strong enough, there's this part of his brain elated at having his dad so close, at getting "affection" from him. Martin is warm and the scratch of his beard on the back of Malcolm's neck sends shivers down his spine and he's powerless, completely powerless. He's crying when Martin rapes him but he gives in because he doesn't think he'll get the opportunity again to be close to his dad like this, to feel his dad's twisted love for him, and oh how he's missed Martin.
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what if YOU wanted to sleep like a normal human being. but then god said "i am going to personally inconvenience you for 3 weeks straight and make SURE that you cannot get your sleep medicine at all. happy birthday you dumb cunt"
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HISSING AND SPITTING I’d thought I was free of the Tasks but it turned out that they added More Tasks while I had my back turned for five minutes
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Love when I read a piece of fiction so good it hits my emotional prostate <3
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omg imagine like..an amalgamate reader
like kinda like Sanstrocity from HELP_tale that's just one fusion of several Readers stuck together
the chaos that would bring, not to mention fear for whatever skeleton variants that stumble across them
might write with this concept sometime, i love some horrors beyond comprehension
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