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The worst typos are the ones that turn into other words, like door/odor and snaps/spans. God is dead and autocorrect can’t help you now.
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emppati · 2 days ago
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Writing in English when English is my second language:
-brain wants to stick in the word in my first language: 'kaiho' instead of 'longing'.
-brain is correct because 'longing' doesn't have the same feel as 'kaiho'.
-brain tries to put in wrong English word because it sounds cool: there is no 'palisade' around the fortress and I am not putting one.
-no idea what these words describe but I've seen it often when reading fantasy descriptions of castles: flying buttress.
-googles 'flying buttress'. It is not what I expected.
-lose train of thought because had to google a word to get the meaning/tone correct.
-google sentences because I'm probably using some wonky sentence structure. Googling brings back 125,000 results.
-wonder if that means the sentence structure is ok.
-keep writing despite obstackles because this is fun.
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writeouswriter · 3 months ago
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writing-and-nutmeg · 9 months ago
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Me trying to write my 500 word essay:
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Fanfic writers pumping out 100k+ word stories:
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darklesmylove · a year ago
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theescapismproject · a month ago
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How to impress a non-writer: Write a sentence with a rarely used word.
How to impress a beginner writer: Write with metaphors and great descriptions.
How to impress an advanced writer: Write.
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vivian-is-writing · 5 months ago
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Yeah, I write.
Waste
Really
Important
Time
Expecting words to magically appear on the page
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veneritia · a month ago
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this is absolutely a call out post
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geezerwench · 2 months ago
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puckingfabulous · 2 months ago
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Oh, man. Hard truth here. 😂 😂 😂
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cyberkiller125 · 8 months ago
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did-i-do-this-write · 3 months ago
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The struggle is real 🙃
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calliopewritess · a month ago
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“feminine urge” this and “masculine urge” that, what about the urge to stop procrastinating writing your wips?
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writeouswriter · 18 days ago
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writing-and-nutmeg · a year ago
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being a writer is hard
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darklesmylove · a year ago
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me: i want to be a published author one day!
also me when i remember i have to write to be a writer:
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judethecomedian · 7 months ago
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My brain: you wanna write something
Me: Okay? What do I write?
My brain: story
Me: What story? A new one? A wip?
My brain: you wanna write something
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dahldahlbills · 3 months ago
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i am once again asking my wip to write itself
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nolossforwords · a month ago
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the epic eternal struggle
me when I have a packed schedule: I have GOT to write something soon my SOUL is DYING from lack of artistic EXPRESSION
me on break: what....what am I supposed to do.....words.....suddenly ...disgust me???
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coffeeandpurplepens · a year ago
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Very rude of Pinterest and Tumblr to not be flooded with fanart of my unpublished, unfinished book that no one has read but me.
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