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goldenamaranthe-blog · 14 days

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Apple Seed 8: Major Minor Irritations

Charlie: (completely exhausted as she shuffles around the lobby and strokes her pregnant belly that's the size of a beach ball) Sweetie, little apple seed, can you please stop dancing on my bladder and doing high kicks to my lungs so I can sleep?

Baby: (stops momentarily before dropping like a wrecking ball and slamming into Charlie's bladder before -Charlie swears to Satan himself- doing the worm)

Charlie: (accidentally pees herself in the middle of the lobby and just breaks down crying)

Alastor: (walking by) Oh, Charlie, dear, what happened here? You look absolutely a mess! Not to mention the little puppy piddle puddle on the floor.

Charlie: (crack)

Alastor: Hmmm?

Charlie: (Crack! CRACK!!! Creeeeeaaak!!! Horns grow, claws elongate, neck twists and turns, spine groans, tail flickers angrily)

Alastor: ......

Demon Princess: (growling as Charlie's voice overlays itself in three different pitches) Is this funny to you, Alastor? Making fun of pregnant women when they're at their low?

Alastor: (eye twitches)

Demon Princess: I. Am. EXHAUSTED. Alastor. I am in constant discomfort, starving yet unable to properly eat because of the baby cutting the space my stomach had in half, and I just PISSED myself in the lobby of my own hotel like a puppy who isn't housebroken yet because MY baby, YOUR FUTURE PRINCE OR PRINCESS OF HELL, keeps tapdancing on my bladder. I. Am. NOT. In. The. Mood. For. Your. BULLSHIT. You cheesy, pompous, dick and pussy averse, mama's boy bastard of a talkshow host who thrives on everyone else's misery because you grew up in a household where daddy didn't love you enough! Now, Leave Me ALONE!!!

-Fire explodes throughout the lobby-

Alastor: (watches as a single bead of sweat rolls down the back of his neck, the tips of his antlers on fire like birthday candles) Right-oh! I'll just fetch that wife of yours to help you out.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #charlie #pregnant charlie #alastor was a dick at the wrong time #chaggie #minor chaggie #wrong place wrong time #wrong person #dont pick on pregnant women #thanks anon!#apple seed au #apple seed

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xoxoccarol · 1 month

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falling out of love with you was a revelation. i realised there was nothing magic about you - i loved you and that was your best trait.

#literature #love #poem #poetry #poets on tumblr #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #thoughts #writers on tumblr #writing #falling out of love #i hate you #wrong person

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valeriele3 · 1 year

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Genshin sagau au idea

⁺˳✧༚ What if the player(you) was just playing normally but needed to take a quick snack or something

⁺˳✧༚ The characters decided that when you come back to continue playing they would “summon” you a.k.a suck you into the screen

⁺˳✧༚ But to their surprise when their “divine creator” woke up they didn’t know a single thing about Genshin or rather Teyvat

⁺˳✧༚ Turns out..The person they “summoned” isn’t you but instead your identical twin who doesn’t play the game

⁺˳✧༚ What will the characters do next? Send back your twin? Kill them? Worship them instead of you because they still think your twin is you but lost their memories during the transportation to Teyvat?

⁺˳✧༚ And lastly, how will it affect your gameplay? Will you just randomly see the whole Teyvat change and sometimes see an “NPC” that looks that you? And what about your family and you yourself? How will you try to find your missing twin without any clues?

#☆〜valerie's own work #Yasss trying a different form of writing kinda—#I now added sparkles ✨#sagau idea #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin #sagau #genshin sagau #x reader #genshin impact sagau #sagau cult au #sagau au #wrong person #sagau yandere #yandere genshin sagau

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mrsoulstice · 5 months

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I miss my ex💀💀

#plot twist #not what i expected #too funny #wrong person #oh boyyy

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lustfulslxt · 5 months

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the way my life just flashed before my eyes bro 😭😭😭😭 pls i can’t even exist rn.. sending spicy tumblr screenshots to the WRONG person bro. my stomach was in my ass dawg! i can’t, that was insanneeee brother 😭😭😭 @flowerxbunnie

#lustfulslxt #joss speaks #sturniolo triplets #smut #wrong person #insert heart attack

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k3t4min5 · 29 days

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always fall for the wrong person

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loungininparadise · 7 months

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#love #heartbreak #poetry #quotes #quote #love language #wrong person #asking too much #loving #charlotte freeman #this was meant to find you #book

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callmezeeshan · 3 days

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There is a difference between saying "important" and giving importance, dear people 😐

#alone with my thoughts #feelings #lost love #my words #life quotes #poetry #feel #life #poets on tumblr #quotes #important #importance #wrong person #wrong place wrong time

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frommyfavoritebooks · 3 months

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Lessons You Learn From Loving "The Wrong Person"

You learn how to ask for what you need. You also learn how to walk away when you don't receive what you need. Because you now know that your needs will never be too much for the right person.

You learn what you want in a partner. In loving the "wrong person," you come to realize what you value in a partnership because you see what happens in those values' absence.

You learn you can't save people. You now fully understand your role in a relationship is not saving. It is to be loving Caring. Present. There. Nothing more, nothing less.

You learn the power of hope. You saw infinite potential in someone who ultimately could not, and would not, see it through. And that's a beautiful thing.

You learn that love isn't always enough to make something last. You can love someone and still know letting go is thr right thing to do for both of you.

You learn that just because a relationship ends doesn't mean it didn't matter. All of it matters. And it always will.

You learn that there are no "wrong" people to love. There are just people we love, and sometimes it doesn't work out. It is good until suddenly it is not. The sun rises and sets. Our hopes rise and fall. We love, and eventually, we let each other go. And we learn from it all. We still grow.

moments to hold close, molly burford

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arjun-mcqueen · 2 months

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Hi Brihannala ☠️

~ @ze-preserveur

... Brihannala? Who's Brihannala?

#i don't even know #this Brihannala person #sorry bro #wrong person

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ceraea · 2 months

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"You planned on leaving, I planned on giving but even if I'm begging for you to come back I don't think I can see you the same ever again"

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random-xpressions · 9 months

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It is better that you love yourself correctly than allowing the wrong person to love you in all the wrong, damaging and destructive ways!

Random Xpressions

#revelation #love #self #wrong person

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kristingelatin · 1 month

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There are no promises for any of us in a life, but this we can know for sure: taking up time and space with the wrong person wastes your time and theirs. It holds you back from what could be.

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the-poison-in-my-veins · 24 days

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#a gentle reminder #bianca sparacino #bad timing #wrong person #spilled ink #spilled words #spilled thoughts #spilled poetry #spilled writing

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februarytales · 2 years

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You watch the light leave their eyes. You watch their heart crumble into crimson colored dust. But that's all that you can do. Watch from afar while another bleeds for your warmth.

And then you realise how very cruel fate can be sometimes.

Because there is nothing you wouldn't do to hold them in your hands, there's nothing you'd want more than wiping their tears away. And you'd take away their pain in a heartbeat and replace it with all things beautiful in your life. If only you could.

Sometimes you can love someone so much but not in a way that matters to them. And not in a way that makes sense to you. But still there's love and pain and longing. But it's all wrong and right at the same time.

Sometimes it's painful to love someone. And sometimes it's painful to be loved. And you don't really have a choice with either of them.

So you watch them leave, with a broken heart, and you're left there with an ache in you that'll never really go away.

And in the silence of the night you whisper to no one in particular.

"In another lifetime perhaps...."

#original #poetry #love #sad quotes #spilled poetry #dark academia #lovers #sad love #painful love #wrong timing #wrong person #love isn't easy #sadbeautifultragic #love is pain #writers on tumblr #writerscreed #sorry #i am not the one #but i still love you

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k3t4min5 · 20 days

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'i still love the people i've loved, even if i cross the street to avoid them'

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