Y/n catching Agustín before he falls to the ground: Are you okay??
Agustín blushing: Marryme-
Y/n also blushing: W-what? *trips on their own feet causing both of them to fall*
Julieta in the distance: I'm gonna marry them.
Alma: Wich one?
Julieta: Both of them.
Alma: BOTH OF THEM??
Julieta smiling and nodding: Both of them...
Y/N: You know those things will kill you, right?
John, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Tommy, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Arthur, inhaling a line of snow: And if everything goes well, in less than a year we will die surrounded by alcohol, smoke and drugs.
Finn: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Hua Cheng: (arriving at Puqi shrine) How is the hottest person in the world??
Xie Lian: I don't know... How are y-
Pei Ming: (climbing through the window) I'm doing great!!!
*Seb lifting weights*
Charles: Wow... He's so intense!
Lance: I wonder what drives him.
Seb: *internally* Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
Greg: Kiss marry or kill-
Greg: But that's just one name
Syndicate quotes but make them Doctor Who
Niki: "Hey look at this. Got my spaceship(library), got my boys, my work here is done."
Techno: "uh, We are not her boys."
Ranboo: "Yeah we are."
Philza: "yeah we are."
Doctor who season 5 episode 6
Arthur: Dunno why people keep sayin' that tellin' kids about the gays will turn 'em gay. People keep tellin' me I'm handsome, but I've yet to turn pleasin' to the eye.
Apollo: never cry about men, they are not worth it
Artemis: you were literally crying about hyacinthus last week
Apollo: BITCH HE DIED
Lian, still learning her shapes: the means of production being in the hands of the worker
Ollie, who's been reading her the Communist Manifesto at night for six months: *visibly tearing up*
Incorrect quotes: 'You two are losers'
Edward: -We should probably stop staring before this gets creepy.
Jonathan: Too late.
*Jervis and Edward look over and see Jonathan on the other end of the table*
Jonathan: You two are losers.
Jervis: Well Then, why do you sit with us?
Jonathan: Because I don't have any friends.
Antonio: Do you and tía Julieta like Y/n?
Agustín: Well, of course! We're good friends!
The rat on Antonio's shoulder: *squeaky noises*
Antonio, gasping: YOU TWO HAVE A CRUSH ON Y/N!!
Julieta from afar, pointing at the rat: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SECRET, YOU FUC-
Arthur: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Ada: Arthur, no.
Polly: Please stop encouraging him.
Hua Cheng means business!!
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Phoenix meets his daughter/son-in-law
Serious talk with Klavier.
Phoenix thinking: I'll try something I have seen in a movie, maybe it'll make Klavier laugh...
Phoenix: "So, what are your intentions with my son?"
Klavier starts blushing: "What do y-you mean?"
Phoenix: "If you hurt my Polly, not even Sherlock Holmes will find your body, capisce?"
Klavier: "Apollo, he's doing that thing again!"
Apollo from another room: "DAD"
Not so serious talk with Juniper.
Phoenix thinking: Okay, maybe Juniper will get the joke? Let's try it!
Phoenix: "Juniper, I can know if you're lying, if you try to lie to me, you'll see the consequences..."
Juniper starts to shake.
Phoenix: "What is your intentions with my daughter, Juniper?"
Juniper avoids eye contact: "I-I don't know, Mr. W-Wrig-"
Phoenix: "What's your plans for your future with Athena? You must know she can't drink coffee, right? If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry..."
Phoenix slam the desk and Juniper starts crying.
Athena: "DAD, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!"
There's another chance with Jinx
Phoenix thinking: No, no more of those no-fun jokes, I don't want to make Jinx cry and even Trucy won't trust me anymore... Maybe a Hi is enough.
Jinx starts crying.
Trucy from another room: "DADDY"
From that time on, Phoenix start socialization classes.
Anthea: That's a great shirt Greg
Greg: Thanks Anthea
Anthea: It'd look even better on Mycroft's floor
Mycroft: .....are you hitting on Greg for me??
Lexa: I AM HEDA! Grr. 😡
Clarke: you sure are, babe.
Lexa: I am the fierce leader of the clans!!! 😠
Clarke: uh huh...
Lexa: I’m an unstoppable, brutal, unforgiving, powerful force of nature. None shall cross me!!! 😈
Clarke: [shifts under blanket and kisses Lexa’s cheek] you’re also a soft tiny little spoon.
Lexa: NAY! I AM THE SWORD OF DOOM! 😡
Clarke: little spoon.
Lexa: [blushes and snuggles into Clarke] I can be a ferocious little spoon 😠
Clarke: [boops Heda’s nose] of course, Commander.
Lexa: ... I wuv you but shhhh 🥺 is secret.
Clarke: Definitely isn’t, but I love you too [cuddles Lexa to her chest] 🥰
Lexa: [falls asleep instantly] 😴
Soong: B-4 wouldn’t object if I mentioned that he was a greasy little disappointment
B-4: What’s to argue? Lore couldn’t dispute that he’s a sadistic bimbo
Lore: You got me! And Father, you’re a rubber-faced bag of whizz
Soong: And Data, you’re an idiot
Data: Thank you sir, may I have another
Carson: would you say that you’re independent?
Daisy: *looks at Thomas*
Daisy: yes, I’d say so.