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humanityinahandbag · 2 years

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Headcanons I wrote after one too many, 3 AM

Knuckles has beef with ducks. Specifically those crosswalk ducks from movie 1. He believes them to be conspiring, but for what he does not know.

Tails has the bravery of a wealthy woman's purse dog. Which is to say; a whole lot of erratic, questionable, bite sized bravery. He may be the first of them to learn a swear word but he also will be the last to understand what it means.

Sonic.

Maddie and Tom are starting to bring adoption papers around with them in tissue boxes because every time they sneeze, another kid drops from a portal.

Agent Stone realizes that the true villain was capitalism and goes back to selling coffee at a mark-up.

The army is going to carry Shadow about in a mini fridge while he defrosts.

They open up the fridge while he is reciting ominous anti-hero speeches and so he can hand the government their diet coke

"Shadow, don't do this!" Sonic screams before whipping out a boom box that miraculously begins to play You Had a Bad Day, Chipmunks Cover. Shadow now hates Sonic even more.

Maddie and Tom won't let Shadow destroy their house until he uses his manners. "Can I destroy your house?" he finally asked through gritted teeth. "No, but thank you for asking,"

#had a little too much #wrote this #probably a mistake I'll see in the morning. whoops #Sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic wachowski

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aelinox · 3 months

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Chapters: 1/15 Fandom: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Lincoln Li-Wilson & Scary Marlowe & Normal Oak & Taylor Swift, The Doodler & Lincoln Li-Wilson & Scary Marlowe & Normal Oak & Taylor Swift Characters: Normal Oak, Scary Marlowe, Lincoln Li-Wilson, Taylor Swift (Dungeons and Daddies), The Doodler (Dungeons and Daddies), Sparrow Oak, Lark Oak, Terry Jr. (Dungeons and Daddies), Grant Wilson (Dungeons and Daddies), Nick Close | Nicholas Foster, Hero Oak, Tilt Toblerona, Season One Dads (flashbacks) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe-No Code Purple, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, eldritch horror, Teens are Doodlerized, teens represented as the four horsemen of the apocalypse, OP Teens, slight qpr polywagon if you squint (minus hermie), Teenage Rebellion, End of the World, Families of Choice, TW: Mentions of Caniballism, tw: mentions of death, Protective Dood, Tags May Change, Tags Are Hard, this is all based on a poem btw, no beta (we die like hermie) Summary:

The words spill out of Tilt Toblerona's mouth as she feels the rest of her burn.

"Prancing proud, the horses come Hoofbeats loud sound through the land Marching to an Unseen drum Beaten by an Unseen hand"

...Fate is inevitable. The Doodler will be freed, by this generation or the next one.

#got possessed #wrote this #hope everyone enjoys it #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads fanfic

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anns-works · 1 year

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Keith, being carried by lotor: Do I even weigh anything to you? Lotor: No. It's like holding a couple of berries.

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robinsbanduniform · 1 year

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IT GETS BETTER

#who the fuck #wrote this #who was in charge of this #you can do anything on the internet #and sometimes it’s funny #stranger things 4 #stranger things #st4 #mike wheeler #byler #will byers #mike wheeler is gay #byler tumblr #gay will byers #strangerthings

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babythegod · 7 months

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#wrote this #last night #recorded in less than an hour #this morning #🤪#💘

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ducksbyday · 10 months

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I want generation loss tape 2 to have one of those scenes where GL!ranboo is walking down the street wearing sunglasses and white earbuds in, listening to "eye of the tiger". Then suddenly an alarm goes off and he's sees people screaming and running out of a mall.

The camera pans to his face, and Ranboo lowers his glasses and pulls one earbuds out. He goes "showfall... Now THAT'S a name I haven't heard in years.." and then he continues walking and we never see him again.

#generation loss #ranboo #ranboolive #generation loss ranboo #Just came back from my nightshift #Wrote this #And now I'm going home and never waking up again /j

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jojolavache713 · 3 months

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I have never known love.

Whose great wings you soar on

Who plunges you in the deepest despair

I have never known love

A romance for the ages

Traversing time, space, stories

To lay on my barren lap

Shall I say I have never been in love.

Because I know the love of a mother holding her son tight

Saying I love you no matter what

Because I know the love of friends even if it’s fleeting

The jealousy, the banter, and the late nights

The long absences to better meet again

Because I know the simple love of a dog

Without conditions, pure and constant

Because I know the love of a stranger, that is there only for an instant

The one you don’t even see

The one you forget so easily

I have never known love

That is untrue in its deepest meaning

But no, I haven’t spent the night with anyone,

Gone on a date, shared a quick glance.

Not even a single kiss

Does that make me less human?

I have never known love

But I have been loved.

#poetry #kind of #love #asexual #aromantic #even though I'm neither of those i feel like it could resonate?#I woke up in the middle of the night #wrote this #then went back to sleep

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adamprrishcycle · 7 months

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I think this might be my first ronsey fic which is a little bit insane

Late one night in mid November, Gansey goes out to find his best friend who hasn't been home for three days. Set pre-TRB, five months after Niall Lynch's death.

A snippet under the cut and the link here as usual :)

“I deserve it,” Ronan said quietly into the darkness, “don’t I?”

“What?” Gansey asked but Ronan didn’t answer him. “Deserve what, Ronan?”

“It doesn’t matter,” he said finally and moved away from the door. He was heading to his room but he stopped beside Gansey and looked down at him. Gansey could barely make out his facial expression in the black but he could sense his eyes on him, could feel the heat of his body and heard him part his lips and sigh shakily.

#angsty shit as usual #went a little bit insane #took a break #wrote this #realised I never recovered #also overthinking things I post which is SO DUMB #ronsey #ronan lynch #gansey #trc #the raven cycle #the raven boys #trb #text #trc fic

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myththefangirl · 2 years

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MY TWO BURNSMITHERS BOOKS? HERE!?

I cannot believe that my books are at #4 and #5 in the Burn x Smithers tag!

But then, my 'Slowly Loving' book is in #4 in the BurnSmithers tag, what-

But! My 'Smithers x Burns One-shots' isn't doing too bad in the 'Simpson' tag with the ranking of 26 out of 2.58k stories, holy shit-

This is... insane. Abso- fucking- lutely insane that my stories are doing this good. I really just want to start by thanking you all, for all of the votes and comments, and even those who took the time out of their day to open my story and enjoy it. I seriously can't thank all of you enough for all of the support. From here on Tumblr, and the people on Wattpad who unfortunately, won't see this as I won't post such a lengthy thank you there. But if they do then, really, all of you, thanks.

Don't get me wrong, while I am thankful for every one of you, I would like to give some special thanks to people that have gone out of their way just to congratulate me and give me that motivation I needed at the time. So... @ilikeabbaandsimpsons and @regalbois as well as many other just like them, thanks.

Thank you all for the constant support and love you continue to show me. ❤️

#the simpsons #Wattpad #writer #Thanks #burnsmithers #myth the fan girl #fanfic #i’m personally on the fanfiction side of wattpad #fandom #wrote this #update

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faeriekit · 6 months

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something #ao3

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noelledeltarune · 7 months

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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

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cadmium-free · 7 months

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terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

#text #edited to actually transcribe the message because it's so much funnier than what i wrote #notifications are muted

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inkskinned · 4 months

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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like.#ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone!#like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate''#we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!

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arunneronthird · 2 months

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