this was my first saw meme ever saved to my phone
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(Skip this one if you're not in that great of a place mentally🖤)
I wake, before the morning bell
A day inside a concrete shell
I misinterpret every sign
A misdirection in a perfect world...
I've got a blade
I've got a reason
I've got a trick up my sleeve
I've got a blade
I've got a reason
I've got a way out
And it's a painful thought
And I have given all I've got
But I don't feel a thing
Her eyes can turn me into sand
Poured through the gaps between her hands
I've found a reason to complain again
Convince me it's a perfect world
And I've got a blade
I've got a reason
I've got a trick or two my dear
I've got a blade
I've got a reason
I've got way out
And it's a painful thought
And I have given all I've got
And I know there's something wrong with me
I don't
I don't feel a thing
I don't feel a thing (x14)
(It's a painful thought) (x3)
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my first scollace drawing ever + my most recent
almost the end of the year…. here’s to another 5 slutty slutty years
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My friend got me to watch Our Flag Means Death and I’m still thinking about the fact that after his wife tried to murder Him, Stede’s question wasn’t “oh my god why are you trying to murder me!?” It was just “Why are you trying to murder me with a *skewer!?* Kill me with something better, like a gun!” And it’s so funny-
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The last time I was into wrestling they were not intentionally playing into the homoeroticism; but Seth Rollins and Matt Riddle simply cannot be stopped.
Seth making deliberate allusions to more than platonic feelings between he & his former Shield members, dressing like Him from Powerpuff Girls every match and getting entirely too close to his coworkers during promos. While Matt Riddle is consistently providing the RK-Bro ship community with so much content they don't even have to write fic. From the way he emphatically says "Raaaaandy", the puppy dog enthusiasm with which he interacts with Randy and stares/pouts at him, the allusions to he & Randy doing things outside of wrestling together ("Our trip to the grand canyon, the grocery store because we need some stuff..."), constantly wanting to touch/hold Randy with Randy's notoriously stoic ass actually reciprocating his physical affection, and Randy doing his part by being so genuinely charmed and amused by Riddle's antics.
Also they just both say some sus as shit and my gay ass be like "IS THIS INTENTIONAL????". I can always tell by how Randy breaks or how whomever Seth is talking to breaks whether or not what they said was scripted. Hell they're already pushing the audience's limit with Seth's Elton John/Joker/Loki/Prince-esque outfits and Matt's painted nails (that he did not originally start out with but I imagine he was like "Fuck it. We ball." and painted his nails). I love this for them. Seth's outfits get huge pops and though I do notice that sometimes the WWE Universe isn't fully behind the homoerotic things that Matt Riddle does/says but those disgusted jeers are normally drowned out by people who genuinely enjoy the character building that Riddle has done with himself and Randy's characters. Dude is so over that people actually clap when he says these things.
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this might actually be the stupidest thing I've ever made
What are they in trouble for?? idk you decide (it's insurance fraud)
Based on that new Barbie meme v v
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