#wtf are guns

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 273

You know what? We need more Good parents Fentons. 

And you know what else? Technically, Jack helped Danny defeat Pariah via the use of the Ecto-Skeleton. And like, that’s his son, his baby boy. Sure Danny is and has always been a mommy’s boy, but it doesn’t change that fact. They’re both already feeling horrible about the fact they could have hurt him, they could have hurt their son- they have hurt their son, killed him with their inaction and never again. 

So when these oversized jello-eyeballs try to insist that their baby, their precious baby boy, take a crown? Become a king when he’s not even out of highschool, when he doesn’t want it? No. Hell no! That is his Danny-o, his baby boy who was terrified of his own parents! 

Which is how Jack, despite technically still being alive even if so-very ecto-contaminated, became the Ghost King. 

And for some reason there’s several ghosts rather happy about this- oh, these are his Danny-O’s ghost-parents? Not-ghost parents seeing as some of them have never been anything but a realm denizen? That’s really fascinating- y’know what, want some fudge and we can exchange childcare- Maddie dear come over and meet our co-parents apparently!  

Now it’s not all easy, but they’re trying their best, and that’s all that can be asked. 

…

Which is perhaps why it’s so exasperating- or as Maddie would put it, downright infuriating- that it is now, almost an entire year and a half later that the Heroes finally arrive to investigate. Well, at least he has plenty of fudge since it’s almost time for the council meeting. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Ghost King Jack #Jack is never picking up a gun again #Why yes they did have a one-night stand with Constantine before #The fentons adopt Ellie as soon as they can which also ends with some conversations with Vlad #Lots of conversations & therapy and Y E A H #Jack is like an unmovable object and Danny is like an unstoppable force #Dan gets snatched up the moment he goes back in time from his timeline #He has no clue wtf to do because it’s Not Fair that Danny gets this #That he gets his parents- that he gets acceptance #Dan doesn’t realize until the whole Fentom Family (& Vlad) hugs him that he realizes he can #Jordan is very overprotective of his second chance at family thanks to trauma #Somehow him and Vlad get on well together- probably the villain-leaning habits #GIW had a complete info blackout on Amity to the point they erased the existence of the city #Hence why it took so long for the heroes to find out #Eventually via Deadman after he disappears for a bit & returns telling them there’s a new king & everyone #is getting little information packets on new rules & getting their paperwork taken care of #Pretty much getting visa (Sp?) cards on what they’re doing in the living world

[actuallyitsstar]

grief is not a feeling, but a neighborhood. this is where i come from. everyone i love still lives here. // (insp.)

#top gun maverick #top gun #filmedit #topgunmaverickedit #filmgifs #tgmedit #top gun edit #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #nick goose bradshaw #top gun maverick gifs #filmtvdaily #topgundaily #stars tg edits #stars gifs #mine #the way this made me SO FUCKING SAD. WTF. ME @MYSELF: STOP IT!!!!! #what can i say tho. ever since i saw the insp i just H A D to make a top gun edit of this. had to. it was The Law #anyways hope it makes u sad too ig akdhdjfhfjfh. ur welcome <3 #love how i get stuck trying to write fluff so im like i know. lemme edit a lot of maverick crying. akdhfjfhfjfhf

[high-quality-tiktoks]

This is what is happening in Tennessee while CNN plays plane footage on loop. how you gonna protect these kids when you are so scared of them?

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #story time #wtf #usa #united states #united states of america #politics #tennessee #news #school shooting #school shootings #gun #guns #pearlmania500

[mrfree2go]

#america #freedom #2nd amendment #us constitution #second amendment #fuck around and find out #girls with guns #country girls #pro 2a #wtf #9/11 #bush did 9/11

[totallynotsilversora]

Hey nerds guess who made another thread about Vash's shooting skills during the finale of Trigun Stampede?

This nerd right here!

(( AGAIN! ))

Because Studio Orange has been driving me insane with how great Vash is as a gunman not just cinematically but realistically! I am NOT getting over this for a while my friends.

Of course, if you hadn't watched the finale yet and want to avoid spoilers, just know this post is gonna be filled with them and if you'd like to see my first analysis on Vash the Pro Gunslinger you can check it out here on tumblr and here on twitter before reading through this one!

Speaking of the bird, this post is also on twitter below:

Oh but wait, don't have one? No worries! I've retyped everything below so you don't have to look at the bird app if you don't want to!

All posts mention guns and shooting because otherwise this analysis would not work at all.

NOW LET'S ROLL!

First off, again, I’m going based on what I remembered from shooting air rifles & other research I’ve gained over the years! Second, I’m not an OG Trigun fan, so do take this thread with a grain of salt!

With that, let’s dive into THEE fight scene:

So right off the bat we’re getting Vash’s “smooth criminal” shot! Notice how he’s lining up his body sideways with his pistol vs forward like in the past. That’s exactly how you’re supposed to shoot one handed: feet shoulder width apart and aligned w/ the gun.

Normally you’d want both feet planted on the ground when firing but since Vash HAS to stay on the move to avoid getting hit AND is being a cocky little shit to his brother, he lets himself lean forward to fire and use that kick back to gently guide him into his next step.

Again, you NEVER fight what’s considered natural movement with a gun! You WILL get hurt! If you want to aim properly you NEED to be relaxed and composed. Vash isn’t fighting against the force of his gun, he follows it with the confidence and poise of a dancer on stage.

And speaking of dancing just look at how Vash makes Knives dance over puddles! Vash has impeccable aim yet he deliberately chooses to shoot in areas that could stun or stumble Knives, knowing he could block the shots, and distract him as he goes behind the corner.

Remember how I said lining up sideways is how you shoot properly? Here he’s firing straight forward using the corner as his shield. Had he not been holding a ticking bomb in his hand he would probably rest the gun on his other hand like he normally does on the rock jutting out.

The second he fired his last shot he dips down to reload and LOOK AT THAT!!

He is practicing proper trigger discipline again!!

You do NOT keep your finger on the trigger when loading in order to prevent misfire. That is BASIC SHOOTING SAFETY!!

And he does this throughout the fight!

When he turns away from Knives to make his way to the corner he lets go of the trigger before he turns back around to fire at him!

He can only hold 8 bullets in that gun and he will make each one count!

He can NOT afford to misfire.

Why??

Because that bullet he loaded was going STRAIGHT FOR KNIVES! Vash is NOT messing around! At this angle it looks like he aimed and could’ve hit Knives' NECK which would be super hard to dodge close range. Knives would have to bend backwards like he did here to dodge.

Shout out to everyone at Orange for the incredible work put into Vash and his shooting! There’s so much care into this show I can’t wait to see more!

Bonus: while we’re here, let’s get into Vash’s stellar reloads starting with this one (my absolute favorite) :

Remember how I said Vash was being a cocky little shit to Knives earlier?

Yeah this is it at it’s peak.

Faced forward, standing still til the last second, and very slowly reloading so Knives hears all 8 clicks before flying out the window.

This is just being mean lol XD

It's because we KNOW he can reload fast! The gif below might be faster by half a second but it's still RIDICULOUS compared to the first one:

Hell, he’s put individual bullets in the chamber midair and slammed a container of them in the SAME FLIGHT! MIDAIR!!!

He did NOT have to mess with Knives like that! Dude's flexin' hard.

In any case, I can’t recommend this show enough! The amount of work and detail put into not just Vash’s skills as a marksman but the acting and storytelling - everything is superb!! What an amazing experience!

Thanks again Studio Orange and Nightow! See you again, soon!

#trigun stampede #vash the stampede #marksmanship #analysis #trigun analysis #shooting #guns #gun #text post #GODDAMN I AM GOING BALLISTIC #LORD #took me way to long to figure out how to make gifs and compress them wtf happened internet

[dedhorror]

#what the fuck #unity3d #I just want to play my silly gun game #but now if next year I somehow breathe on it wrong #Hakita is gonna get fucking punched in the ass with fees?!?? #wtf #ultrakill #bendy and the ink machine #cult of the lamb #dusk #unityfee #subnautica #among us #fall guys #cuphead #beatsaber #rain world #neon white #night in the woods #rust #genshin impact #vrchat #rec room #gorilla tag #ori and the blind forest #ori and the will of the wisps #hiveswap #kerbal space program #pokémon go #EVERY GAME I LISTED HERE IS GOING TO BE AFFECTED BY THIS AND THIS IS JUST HOW MANY I CAN FIT INTO TAGS. WTF UNITY.

[axlrosebaby]

the boys!

#ana’s photos #axl rose #duff mckagan #guns n roses #hard rock #they're so pretty #axl's hair also looks so good in this wtf

[incorrectopgun]

bob: [send’s mav a voice message]

maverick: [texting back] i’m in a meeting right now. is it urgent?

bob: oh no it's okay, listen to it later

[after the meeting]

maverick: [presses play]

bob: [the voice message] THERE’S A FIRE OHMY—

#i just realized i have another post of bob saying smt's on fire #i think i correlate bob and fire idek why wtf #top gun #top gun maverick #incorrect quotes #incorrect top gun maverick quotes #incorrect top gun quotes #top gun 1986 #tgm #top gun bob #bob floyd #maverick #lewis pulman

[trobeds]

they shouldve done a community laser tag episode

#troy and abed decked out in their inspector + reggie looks????? troy jumping in front of abed so he doesnt get lasered?????????? #n then troys like “abed... i love you” and abeds like “i know” except this time he has to go on without troy #epidemiology parallels bcs i love these mfs #jeff n britta having sex in the dark and getting the study group fucking banned from laser tag #shirley going feral like THIS IS FOR JESUS!!!!!!!! killign and murdering everyone #ANNIE BEING SO COOL AND AWESOME WITH HER GUN N HER LITTLE OUTFIT THAT MAKES ME HAVE A 234789324th GAY AWAKENING #community #community nbc #troy barnes #abed nadir #trobed #troy and abed #six seasons and a movie #jeff winger #britta perry #shirley bennett #annie edison #chang being !!!!?!??!?!?!! WTF !!!!!!?@!??!??!?!?@ #Q #@U$* #$ dpulling the most insane shit as usual

[thundergrace]

Killed. They killed her and I couldn't find an article that explicitly states this but instead that she was 'struck' in a shoot out between her father and police. This was an Amber Alert. They knew a child was with him in the vehicle. He'd just killed his wife so they knew he was armed and dangerous. They didn't bother thinking of a strategy that didn't involve approaching him head-on with the child close by.

EDIT: turned off reblog for the original post. I've since reblogged it with additional information

#too bad cops don't watch copaganda tv #they have wonderful ideas of how to solve things just like this! #and unfortunately they give the public heroic ideas of cops #cause they're think they're out here doing shit like that #no they're doing THIS #if the plan doesn't involve a gun they don't know wtf else to do

[thatsrightice]

Maverick is bragging to all of the other pilots about taking the Iceman’s tower-buzzing virginity but Ice just gives him a look and suddenly Maverick has him pushed against the wall demanding an explanation. So he’s now got to figure out how to gently break it to Mav that an air traffic control tower in the middle of nowhere could not believe that they had a F-14 under their control and requested he fly by them at 500 ft AGL with a little wing rock.

#Mav: wtf no one’s asked me to do a fly by before D:< #Slider: I wonder why #maverick.exe has stopped working #mav is dangerous because he’s unpredictable and isn’t afraid to take risks #Maverick has never been requested to perform a flyby #this is a true story btw #top gun #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #just a little thing I wrote #top gun 1986 #top gun iceman #ron slider kerner #f-14 tomcat

[girluimfailing]

Some Tim stans r fucking crazy wtf

#girl... r u sure YOURE not the onw having a hissy fit? #attacking someone just because you think your character is superior #WHITE character superior to 2 poc characters if i may #like no thx weirdo #anti tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #twitter is crazyy #LOL im like a snitch #but wtf is this #the original poster also clarified this isnt a dig at damian just that cass makes more sense as the next batman #and most damian fans agree too #but this tim drake fan came and started yelling abt how tim better than both #💀💀 #and then a dig at batman damian outta nowhere even tho the og tweet clearly said they dont like damian batman #DID WE ALL JUST COLLECTIVELY FORGET ABT GUN BATMAN TIM #SAVIOR TIM? #R YALL CRAZY?..

[soniadamasco]

Sir, that's a 4 year old

#wtf is he doing with a gun against a child #very overkill #buddy daddies #buddy daddies spoilers #spoilers

[indybob]

One thing that I’ll always love to see in Hangster fics no matter how many times it’s already been done is when Jake or Bradley says that the other is “it for them.” To me it’s become the signature way for them to say that there will never be someone else, and that they’ll love each other and choose each other every day, forever. I think it’s really beautiful and so sweet🥹🥰

#feeling soft for them again #wtf else is new #hangster #sereshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #top gun maverick #hangster fanfiction

[vampryn]

trent reznor at numbers nightclub (tx) in 1990

#i dont even like beefy men but he rly needs to stop w those guns #trent reznor #nine inch nails #why is he wearing those pants #wtf is that shirt #a celtic cross ?? #v metal of u trezzy

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Drakken upgraded from Madagascar penguin to Lamball

Watching my bf terrorize tiny monsters, having an army of Lamballs at his disposal, and putting all of these poor critters to work... man, this game really is something huh. At least you can pet them :')

#wtf is this game for real #I dropped everything to sketch this out ugh #I watched sheep harvest the meat from a chicken's corpse #I had to draw Drakken with Lamball because this is just--- aaaaaa #palworld #kim possible #dr drakken #drakken #drdrakken #kimpossible #dr. drakken #lamball #tw gun use #flower's sketchbook