#wtf even is tumblr at this point

[magnifiico]

@charroblanco || cont.

“Of course, of course. I'm sure that's very true. You've captured many hearts... where you're from,” the king responds in stark contrast, levelly meeting that heated stare with his own practiced passivity. As the entertainer (That is, after all, precisely where this man's fame comes from, is it not? Just that?) flexes his fingers, stretching out what had moments before been fists, Magnifico maintains his poise—rather, he practically goes out of his way to loosen his posture visibly.

Then, breath falling from his nose with traces of a chuckle not quite formed, he shakes his head. “Let's not get overly dramatic.” He pricks his ears to the noticeable contempt in the other's tone. Oh, we may need to address that if it continues. “I only mean the people of Rosas”—'my people,' he's tempted to say—“have other priorities and idols. Now, that's hardly your fault.”

#charroblanco #˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 《 v: magnificent king 》 #˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 《 prose 》 #tumblr: sry did you want to tag that blog ??? too bad #8|||| well fine then #omg i'm still legit screaming at this wtf boys #i kid you not the entire time i was writing this reply i kept having to stop and just be like “why?? WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS??” #magnifico: what ever do you mean ? uvu #picks him up and throws him in the dumpster #magnifico like “it's okay if MY people don't adore you uwu they adore ME so why even bother with anyone else?” #need i remind everyone that these are two grown men #they are supremely mature and doing great things #ty again for that great response i'm dead

[sothischickshe]

Disrespectfully, what the actual fuck have they done to this app... Is tumblr trying to get itself declared officially unusable & put out its misery or??

#First of all wtf is a live tab & how do I get rid of it #Or at least remove this blaring NEW badge over it #But even more of all why have they moved everything around again #Why is it so fucking difficult to add tags to posts now?? #Tags are the fucking point of this site 🙄🙄🙄🙄 #Move everything around fucking with my muscle memory is bad enough #But this random non indicative iconography???? #Why can't I add tags to a reblog without adding a readmore wtf is that bleugh #No I don't want to add a poll to a reblog bleugh #Eugh this is so annoying they really might chase me off here with their shite ux & terrible ideas :( #Tumblr #Technology #Blast from the drafts #Also! Y r half my tags green now?! #& can they fuck off with this community label bs.

[mangocheesecakes]

going through the Maria Clara at Ibarra tag tell me I did NOT just saw you disgusting abominable "proshipper" freaks ship Maria Clara with her implied rapist 🤢🤮🤮🤮

#maria clara at ibarra #like what the hell is wrong with you people are you all just doing this to be edgy on tumblr??? #I hope you know Jose Rizal is fucking vomiting in the afterlife and you're all cursed to fail all of your Filipino classes bcos of this #how dare you even do this to such an important historical piece of literature #i'm infuriated lol wtf #after all of rizal's efforts to paint him as disgusting creepy cruel manipulative abusive you still do this shit??? #did the point really go over your heads this hard? are you all just very illiterate? which is it

[fluffykitteninabox]

Κατάλαβες τώρα; Κάθομαι σα το μαλάκα και περιμένω να ξεμπλέξουν τα μπούτια τους οι άλλοι για να μπορέσω να απαντήσω ναι σε μία ερώτηση, ενώ θα μπορούσα να έχω απαντήσει εδώ και ώρες και να έχω πάει για ύπνο γιατί ξύπνησα στις 2 το πρωί από το άγχος και ήμουν 3 πόλεις παρακάτω όλη μέρα, αλλά δε μπορώ να ξεκουραστώ μέχρι να βγάλει από το κεφάλι της τις θεωρίες συνωμοσίας η άλλη

#vagueposting #but I don't even know if she's on tumblr and honestly I wouldn't care at this point because wtf bro #miscommunication

[gayandvibin]

So like *twirls hair around my finger* there’s this old book series...

Still on my re-read and I cannot describe how unhinged the end of book 4 made me so naturally I drew scenes instead. Just picture me gesturing wildly and gasping and you’ve got it.

this file is aptly titled ‘before you ruin it with snow’

and hey, you can actually see that the bear is translucent now 💀💀

#the last dragon chronicles #tldc #david rain #elizabeth pennykettle #liz pennykettle #? does it really matter when i doubt anyones looking through her tag #vibe arts #no but srsly wtf was the last hundred pages i am UNEQUIPED #ik its only getting crazier in the next one so good luck future me #if u see me ignoring canon details mind your damn business 😤 #its intentional at least half of the time #mr d'lacey owes me emotional damages at this point #tumblr keeps fucking deleting my tags so youve lost my incredible witty insights 😔 #but uhh yeah liked book 4 even if i think the final act was a lil too much like book 3s #that may have been intentional and just clumsy but i forgive it cus teh epilogue really founded my families #i am Not prepared for the opening of book 5 jesus christ #just sitting here imagining the reunions and weeping #anyways goodnight lads #i dont want to flood the tag with too much of my nonsense but i am also aware we are in a bit of a content drought #im happy enough to fuck around and make things gayer than the og text lmao

[dmclemblems]

“she’s not out for conquest”

hm. debatable.

#im trying to avoid this going into main tags and shit bc im trying to tag everything for my own blog #but i also do not know if tumblr still uses that first five tags go into the search tags thing #bit anyway so yeah also hubert agrees with me that she's out for conquest i mean he and she both say it themselves #it just so happens she also has massive power trips and wants to see them lying defeated before her before carrying on o.o #like okay look that's a bit fckn much. one: the only victory she'll accept despite how she tends to say #she'd let people surrender and stop fighting her and yadda yadda but here she proves that's not true #but also? idk the tone and wording is like... more aggressive than it even needs to be #she could just say she'd only accept a victory where she defeats all her enemies but nope. it's this instead #meanwhile in all other routes in both games they literally force you as byleth to be like i don't wanna fight her #or the main lord of the route is like i don't wanna fight her and they try to reason with her and let her get out with her life #then we have her here like nah we're gonna defeat them no questions asked. in all other routes they try to #find another way out that doesn't involve fighting except in SS where at that point the Church knows better #and they know she won't stop fighting them until someone loses but in that route they force you as Byleth #to say you don't want to kill her or ask if you can't walk the same path as her #to which Seteth very rightfully gets totally pissed off at Byleth for that bc wtf why would you say that after all this and be on our side #Three Hopes #Edelgard #DCE Comments

[time-is-restored]

i have literally nowhere else to put this i apologise for the spam. the absolute best thing to come out of s3 trent is without a doubt the fucking earnestness... like in s1-2 he always came across as a very self-assured kind of guy, who knew how he came off (ie: intimidating) and enjoyed it. but seeing that paired with him being silly + completely relaxing in certain company??? pulling ridiculous faces at vodka + scrunching up his nose when he smiles @ colin + making the most ABSURD 'i really wanna say something right now but i feel like im interrupting' noises ive ever heard in my fucking LIFE??? its like. he is cool as shit and he is self assured AND he can make dumb fucking sherlock holmes jokes and dance ridiculously. its like!!!! he's lame but he's also not bc he's exactly as confident in being lame as he is being cool. do u see the vision. he has killed the part of him that cringes!!!! its just.. that unshakeable self confidence that u see in his fucking swaggers into frame includes all of himself + his different moods and eccentricities and that's just so based to me idk. unironically live ur best life wear the loudest combination of prints and patterns and primary colours uve ever seen in ur life while espousing the virtues of extended museum hours!!! contain multitudes! get silly with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ted lasso spoilers #combined with james lance's hc abt trent's past its just. like!! #the growth from 'i can't be what you want me to be so im going to be Better than them + tear them down' #-> 'i know my reputation so im going to lean into that + be ruthless + intimidating' -> #'actually fuck this? fuck this! im just gonna be me and if anyone has a problem w then L To Them I'm Actually Living' #also this is just my hcs at this point but like. i do think ted helped a lot w the latter part of this process in so much as. ted embodied #someone who was Visibly weak + vulnerable and had no armour/no sense of self preservation #(the opposite of trent's persona) and made no effort to change anything abt himself to prevent attack. obviously ted has a lot of social + #class advantages that make that less risky for him than it would be for others but like. u get the drift #and i THINK. seeing how without that armour/facade ted was able to be rlly direct + earnest w connecting w ppl #like asking an interviewer 'what do u love?' and rlly genuinely wanting to know the answer #and bc TRENT was specifically in the position of 'i could fucking destroy u rn and u wouldn't put up a fight' #that kind of. shifted his perspective a bit? like. damn what would that say abt me if i wrote a hit piece on this guy rn #i disagree VERY strongly w the idea that trent's more positive character development moments happened ONLY bc of ted (i don't think that's #true for anyone in the show tbh) BUT i think ted's presence at a pivotal point in his life was what helped him confront the fact that #at this stage in his life all his intellectual armour was doing was making him into someone Mean rather than just incisive #like. 'is this a fucking joke' is not cutting journalism. u get me?? #and arguably that's a fine and even safe choice to make when ur younger and have no support/reputation backing u up #but after decades? its like man wtf are we doign here if were literally just living preventatively #smth smth i hope i am not just a tumblr blog to u but a blog who is inventing the brain chemistry of a sitcom side character #w each new episode they watch. trent crimm is my best friend irl i know he would have scorching hot takes abt each new season of survivor #and would earnestly heckle the jury and final 3 alike

[funkytoesart]

tw for ed talk in the tags so like,,, idk be mindful of that i guess if you happen to read the tags of this post? just need to vent to the void a lil lol

#tried vlogging today #one of those “day/week in the life of an artist/etc etc etc” vlogs #because i love watching studio vlogs but also i wish there were more from webtoon/comic creators so I was like except that like... y'all #it should be illegal for me to point a camera at myself 💀 #Me: I'll do a vlog! #Also Me: forgets I'm ugly as fuck 🤡 #this is why I don't allow people to take my photo lol #anywayyyy decided NOT to vlog bc literally No one wants to see *gestures to myself* any of this lmaoo #Also apparently it's time to double down on that diet 👍 :/ #which is like: I already only eat like around 1200 calories a day or less most of the time wtf am I supposed to do now lmao #Anyway i hate getting reminders that despite having ED I can't lose weight and like... then what the hELL is the USE of having debilitating #eating disorder issues if I can't even lose weight while I'm at it 💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡💀🤡 #Funky's personal tag #please ignore this I'm just venting and don't got no one in my personal real life that won't get annoyed at me if I vent to them irl lol #delete later #lol tumblr is such a bad website it totally fucked the tags on this post lmao

[craycraybluejay]

In a state of trance-like malnourishment-and-exhaustion-fueled daydreaming, I vividly imagined killing myself on Tumblr live, and it was very brutal and gory and I also failed to die right away so just kept like. Stabbing myself in the throat and choking on blood. On Tumblr live. And I titled the stream "face reveal :)" as one last edgy asshole moment for the road. Oh yeah, and I also tied a very heavy weight, which is way more than my ass needs, to myself and threw myself into a large body of water so they hopefully wouldn't find me. My friends/mutuals, for the most part, did not appreciate the stream. Which is always a little sad cause I thought I'd go out dramatically and maybe make someone's dick or cunt wet. And not their eyes. You feel me? So then I became a ghost because of unfinished business, but instead of making my friends happy, I just had sex with strangers and took the opportunity to write out an autobiography. In conclusion I will probably not livestream my suicide as the song goes. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

#tw sui ideation #tw sui talk #sorry this reads so edgy im just stream of conscience posting at this point it was a really weird daydream #tw violent imagery #i wouldnt even get famous id just have like 3 whole followers on there being like 'pls tell me this isnt real wtf' #'face reveal' #to be clear i am not planning to kill myself via knife to the throat #nor on tumblr live #but it was a cool dream anyway #delete later #ghosts #just in time for spooky month

[celestial-sapphicss]

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#so i just finished s1ep2 of the bear (i don't really get it so far but ok) #and there's this scene where the main character calls up his sister and tells her about the mental shit that has been happening with him uk #and like even though this feeling is always there but lile i can't help but feel like my life would have been so much better with a sibling? #like one id have good relationships with uk??? #and ik ik found family and forming meaningful relationships outside is an option but like in this capitalistic individualist society? is it? #anyways that's not the point it's that there's always stuff no body in the world would get except people who grow up with you innit? #be it school or hometowns or families and it would have been nice to have someone help me not feel this complete overwhelmness all the time #and without me feeling like im exaggerating or thinking that the person would judge me or having to keep telling everything repeatedly #but then i think would that even matter when I am the one who's the problem and like can't work to form that connection with anyone????? #like i for the life of me cannot share anything beyond the surface level or without making a joke out of it #and it seems funny but i trivialise so much of the fucking shit that happens so obviously no one takes it seriously not their fault right? #and like how fair to my friends that i literally almost always been superficial and lowkey untrue with them in exchange for their honesty??? #at this point i feel like i don't even know what i truly feel or truly am because whenever i look back at my past self im like wtf #idk most of the times it just feels like being 'stuck' in a glass container and me not 'letting' anyone in if that makes sense? #ik im being very annoying about it but im just so tierd of feeling like this its been a decade & its way too long to constantly feeling dead #and im so fucking stubborn in my sadness that i won't even go get help after years of crying about wanting it & now finally having resources #it's like this mental block which i can't seem to remove and i feel like even if i do get help ill still be untrue so what's the point!??? #yeahhhhh anyways i'll delete this later i don't journal so tumblr will have to make do #vi.txt

[toxictranny]

look how ugly my recent emojis are …

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#the point of tumblr to me was always that i could do … this! #whispering. just idk #talking behind the scenes. it was never even rly meant for other people to see it’s like if i wrote my diary entries real big in public #im not mad that ppl can see not mad at all but i . look i wanna talk during movies #not make my own fuckin movie?? ridiculous #anyway. #idk what people do on th computer this was supposed to be a way to meet people like #at least one people #a people who’s cool and queer and likes my commentary damn it #i have a full life it’s just that there’s ohhh 4-9 hours a day where i’m just. alone #nothing to do nobody to talk to i guess i could go somewhere but i don’t have cash rn plus it’s very cold here also wtf im doing. #im doing Jack Shit #i dont do well unsupervised. i have 2 bros i call occasionally but they work a lot): #tbh i thought id find a discord group immediately like i used to but eeeeeeeeee #all the ppl who have them r . annoying? #the six white trans girls who run everything #do they have jobs??? or what??? #whats that yellow flag? trivia time (idk the answer) #if you like this post im assuming u have a serious mental health issue or are in love with me .

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

Is it just me or have the ads on here suddenly become... way bigger??

#like they take up my whole screen?? #also wtf is the DMs format update about #it used to be colour coded to the other person's blog :( i liked that :( #and you STILL can't directly reply to a message #what even is the point #tumblr #the twitterification of tumblr continues </3 #also why is the blaze thing CONSTANTLY in the corner of ALL MY POSTS #GO AWAY I DON'T WANT TO BLAZE MY 3 NOTE SHIT POST

[daisies-on-a-cup]

i need tumblr to stop showing me #tagsyoufollow and #inyourorbit and Based On Your Likes when im just trying to see my mutuals posts. it needs to STOP. let me see the posts that i follow people for. if i wanted to see all this random nonsense i would go into the For You or Trending tab

#tumblr #its so annoying bc i will scroll forever in my Following tab and only see shit from people i don’t follow #wtf is even the point of having a Following page if i can’t even see the posts #tumblr staff

[peachssodapop]

just found out abt the discord server and laughing my ass off at queered into oblivion

#wtf are conservative christians even doing being in fandom on tumblr #god i hope at some point even just one boy makes a passing remark about having had a boyfriend ever #and we get another i chose god over shiro #anyway changing my title

[mrsmarlasinger]

Desperately hope I actually enjoy the Locked Tomb series after I finally get Gideon the Ninth from the library, because I've been liking fanart and memes like it's my job

#i saw one (1) picture of harrow and emotionally imprinted on her immediately #this series is somehow becoming a hyperfixation for me AND I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT DJDJDKDKDKDK #spoiling every plot point for myself via tumblr because i'm no. 16 on the waiting list for gtn :((( yet htn is somehow available wtf #it's gonna be hilarious if i end up hating these books. very little about them suggests they'll fit my tastes gjfjdkkdsj #the locked tomb #TlT #personal

[mike-wheeler-ik-what-you-are]

MORE!! BYLER!! THEORIES!! I say screaming into the mic.

so we know will is in love with mike and we know that him "ripping off the band-aid" means him distancing himself, however this proves the theory that byler will, in fact, be endgame so here's why:

will thinks mike is in love with el, and he wants him to be happy

however, he thinks that in order to have them happy and for him to be "happy" too, he needs to lose mike, because as long as they're together he will be in pain

this, even though it's breaking my heart and destroying my mind, doesn't mean we lost tho. like, the exact opposite.

will is in love with mike and nothing will probably ever change that, and he knows it

AND he's going to be the mc in s5 (he already was kinda but s5 will focus especially on him)

so what does this mean? will is the lovable main character that we watched suffer for a lot of seasons, ik the duffers don't care about the ga but there's no sense in making him suffer more, they have to give him a happy ending. and will's arc is all about learning to love himself and let himself be loved, having him get together with mike would be the only outcome that actually makes sense. knowing that will will forever be in love with mike (or at least that's what they're telling us by the script) and that his whole arc is about being loved, there's no way they won't give us byler endgame, especially since el's arc is about being independent.

anyways that was my theory of a theory based on another theory of a theory based on a theory-

#yea you get the point #why am I posting so much these days #especially today #wtf #whatever #*in a 45yo white mom voice* enjoy #yea my theories are just like casserole #what am i even saying #stranger things #byler tumblr #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #byler is endgame #mike wheeler i know what you are