#wtf is going on in my head

[almanycia]

Okay so i've been somewhere far away from my Tumblr for a few years and well you know life...

Don't mind my sillyness, i don't know why my brain is doing this but it's funny ^^

I've been playing Horizon Forbidden West those past days, (i know i'm late and soooo happy that Aloy is officially queer) and i don't know if there was any memes on Kotallo but, in French it's a fun name because well this :

#Kotallo #horizon forbidden west #wtf is going on in my head

[enbyshads]

oh great now i want to shave my hair

#yesterday i literally wanted to dye it green #or blue #wtf is going on in my head

[chronicowboy]

manifesting a s7 bi buck confirmation where the 118 are on a call and the victim/their friend/Random Civilian is getting annoyed makes a comment aimed at buck & eddie about "straight white men" and they both look offended then eddie says "do I look white???" and buck's like "do I look straight???"

how the others react (if at all) is tbc at this stage

i'm a sucker for inappropriate whisper arguments in the Absolute Worst of Situations so now all i'm seeing is eddie whipping around to buck when he says it with the widest doe eyes any human being has ever achieved and oblivious little buck waving the vic/friend/civilian off like "it's fine, could happen to anyone, you know" and then eddie's like "uh, yeah, it did, you're not straight?" and then it's like for the GA oh no are they going to do a kind of internalised homophobia arc for eddie where he re-examines his entire friendship with buck after finding out he likes men and yes he is going to re-examine his entire friendship with buck after finding out he likes men but it'll be the opposite of internalised homophobia (externalised homoeroticism)

#sami answers #very attached to their little whisper argument ive created in my head as hen and chim try to treat the patient #eddie: you're not straight? #buck: no?? #eddie: since when? #buck: since always eddie? i know you know how gay people work #eddie: but. natalia? taylor? ali? abby? oh my god you weren't like punishing yourself for being gay with them were you? #buck: no wtf eddie. you were there when i was explaining bisexuality to chris the other day. when i came out to him u know #eddie: im pretty sure id remember you coming out to my son buck #buck: why are you being so weird about this #eddie: because im your best friend! #buck: what and it's freaking you out that i like men? #eddie: NO! i'm freaked out that i didn't know. did you not think you could tell me 🥺 #buck: I THOUGHT YOU KNEW #and bobby's just live slugging it over in the corner like 'should i intervene or are they going to come to some realisations rn'

[nocofamilyau]

so much for his day off, eh? (1/8)

#noco family au #total drama #total drama noah #total drama raj #total drama wayne #im sorry Jesus #I was drawing this earlier and thinking to myself like wtf am I doing #why can't I hyper fixate on something decent like getting a job #but it'll be funny so I keep going #anyway gonna try doing like these lil arcs when I can #asks will still be answered I just wanna get this done first it has been stewing in my head for a fat while now

[nyxi-pixie]

its so fucking funny to me that all of s2 is just mike being real fucking gay for will

and then vecna/mindflayer is just chilling in wills brain watching this tiny asshole absolutely simp for his host body

#'we'll go crazy together🥰🥰' 'ur like😍😍😍 a SUPERSPY!!!😍😍😍😍 *holds hand gayly*' 'it was the Best thing ive ever done🥰🥰🥰' #and vecnas just like omg😥my ship is thriving u guys😥😥 #NO BUT THATS SO FUNNY. like wills just like aww mike my beloved and the fuckin mindflayer is just like ????? wtf i came to rule the world #not deal w this gay bullshit??? this is so awkward why am i watching them flirt?? shld i leave ur head a min to leave u guys alone😭 #the reason will broke out of the trance enough to talk to them thru morse code was cos the mf felt bad for ruining their gay moments #took a break to let them stare lovingly into each others eyes before coming back to try kill everyone again #WHAT AN ALLY!!! #or if its veccy himself then like WOO SOLIDARITY!!! #veccers is gay he told me #byler

[achillean-knight]

Summer of 87'

#I have two more drawings I want to do before I get back to doing comics GAH #now THIS TOOK ME LIKE 3 TO 4 DAYS #I'm pretty happy with it and kinda glad I didn't give up where I was originally going to bc otherwise it'd like look.... #20000 times worse LMAO #nevertheless yea loads of contemplation and kinda gave up on the background (wtf does utah look like) #but very decently happy :'> #my fnaf au art #my art #fnaf #fnaf au #five nights at freddy's au #five nights at freddy's #jeremy fitzgerald #michael afton #these two are living in my head rn i need to draw their refs to actually draw them more

[wtfforged]

7 hour long zoom call and the anxiety of waiting for clients to reply to my dms leads to dire measures. deploy the green thing

#message to all bitches who followed me for the robots: Survive. #this account is going green for the unforeseeable future i cannot draw anything else right now #he lives in my head and of course he doesnt pay rent because im not a fucking landlord #zoro #roronoa zoro #one piece fanart #wtf... art

[kaiserouo]

Fine Dining

#shaxx the waiter & cayde the sommelier #(also bartender probably idk) #i didn't plan to render wtf is going on #i drew too much silly shaxx i need to do him some justice #by giving him a suit #how tf do you draw suit #wait is that a head with a face??? in this blog???? #blender save me #tbh i forgot about cayde's hoodie until i started drawing cayde's draft #too late lol suit looks good w/o hoodie anyways #btw the next few posts are probably all about dining au #definitely not because i wanna draw shaxx in suits. yeah. sure. #(he exists in every idea i now have about dining au like i'm not even joking rn) #destiny 2 #cayde 6 #lord shaxx #destiny 2 art #dining au #my art

[hungergamesheadcanons]

Post-revolution Annie just posts random videos of Finnick and their son on the internet and they always go viral because people have only ever seen Finnick as playboy extraordinare and now they see Finnick being a dumbass father who's trying his best and it's very endearing and 90% of the time the camera pans out to an unimpressed Johanna or Katniss and it's great

#the hunger games #finnick odair #katniss everdeen #annie cresta #johanna mason #listen he's trying #he's never done anything like this before #he needs a minute #finnick ringing his mum like “MUM THE BABY IS CRYING ALL NIGHT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG 😭” #“mum he reached for my lobster can he have it” “finnick hes 6 weeks old” #“mum is he meant to be throwing himself off every surface??” “i mean you did so take that as you will” “NOT HELPFUL” #“can i take him swimming yet?? i want to show him the sharks 😁😁” “finnick hes 2 months old ffs” #Annie's just watching the chaos and texting Finnick's mum like “sorry mum dont stress it I got this” #Finnick's mum just sat there like “at least one of you knows wtf is going on” #jokes on her annie just has a million parenting books she flips through to answer her questions before heading to google #annies search history includes 'how old til baby can visit ocean' #'can i make baby food out of anything' #'how to tell my husband that hes doing fine but holding the baby like that is going to send me into a coma'

[kaeyachi]

Diluc comes across a portal that traps him in an AU where Mondstadt continued to keep their monarchy, and in that world, he is apparently the prince and next in line for the throne.

And YAY Crepus is alive as their king, but the next person to tell Diluc that he needed to sit up straight and use the correct utensils instead of whatever he felt like, he will start stabbing them with one of the 3 knives on the dinner table.

(it was Kaeya, and he didn't have the heart to stab him, so he's back to moping and planning a way to go back home)

#diluc knows etiquette but WTF WHY ARE THERE MORE THAN 5 UTENSILS ON THE DAMN TABLE #diluc: I want to fight! #a poor staff: but my prince your robes are brand new! #diluc: if you wont let me go im throwing you out the window #AU kaeya lowkey figured out its not his diluc but he finds it really funny when this brash diluc gets all mad about royal traditions lmao #venti definitely knows for sure. 100% the thing is he also finds it hilarious #king crepus: he was such a well-mannered kid but after he fell of his horse he started wanting to beat up people :( #venti his bard: maybe hit him on the head again- #gi diluc #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #im on a royalty roll #I SEE ALL YOUR TAGS ON MY PREVIOUS ROYALTY POST AND I AM CACKLING BTW

[greenscreen-dress]

A collection. A clockllection. 5D Traffic with Interdimensional Time Travel. What the tickens are they doing this season 👁️👁️

#I'M GOING INSANE I'M SHAKING THEM ALL IN MY HEAD AUUUUGHDHH #time mechanics? TIME?? oh cleo knew wtf they were doing with the crastle showing up on Witchcraft!! <3 #how is this going to go down i am AAAAGH. LOSING IT #no wonder joe isn't on this season she'd be too poweful w the tiiime skip! ← coping #ANYWAY. DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY ETC ETC. HYPE #trafficblr #traffic games #life smp #traffic smp #trafficsmp #3l/ll/dl #branding nightmare smp for real #mcyt #eMerambles #tag editing now we know what's up a bit: #liml #limited life smp #:DDD

[convoloutedinjoke]

thinking about Jean having clinical depression and jean being a speed addict and jean being weirdly ripped and jean being openly disgusted with Harry's decline into uselessness and making silly little connections in my mind

#guy for whom fantasy ssris didn't work wearing out his bones for free endorphins #taking substances that cause short-term improvement because the future doesn't exist #doing narcissism of small differences to his drug addict ex-gym teacher coworker who isn't Holding It Together anymore #my man that is going to be you in about six years #he has a 10 year head start on the downward spiral #you are just mad because the future is real and its a pathetic middle aged man in piss stained trousers #disco elysium #(beats the reflection of the self in others with a hammer) wtf why do I feel worse? (hammers harder) #Edit: I don’t like him and none of these facts endear him to me.

[puppyeared]

isnt it great when u take your adhd meds and instead of using that brainpower for stuff like ASSIGNMENTS. AND PROJECTS. your brain decides the next 6 hours will be brainstorming ponysona names and making oc playlists

#IM LITERALLY IN HELL. IM SCRATCHING AT THE WALLS IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES HERE PEOPLE #im having fun. but i also hate it because i should be focusing. but im so bored. but i need to do SOMETHING interesting or ill DIE #i want.. to make a character with a cupid theme.. name ideas i have rn are 'heart throb' 'love letter' and 'yours truly' #and i have an idea for a ponysona. its name is ripple effect and its special talent is skipping stones #but im also in class rn and we're going over the next project and i KNOW i have so many ideas for it and i want to everything ALL AT ONCE #for the assignment we have to redesign a brand design system and im going claires because i fucking hate the shade of purple they use #but even if theres no problem energy wise my motivation levels go up and down. its so over its so back #ill be like i can get some of this done rn. and then ill be like oooh i got plany of time. and then ill be like what if i lied to #buy more time. and then ill be like there are so many steps this is too much. and it just. constantly switches between those rapidly #and because i hyperfocused on playing tetris yesterday i now have tetris running in the back of my head. wtf #yapping

[thisismeracing]

📸 mick via instagram stories

#I AM WEAKKKKKK NEKCJKWJGJAJFJJAS #WTF ARE THOSE #HE DIDNT EVEN LET ME PREPARE #no thoughts head empty #truly #the only thing going around my mind are these pics #ms47 #mick inspo #fic inspo #f1 2024 #wec 2024 #mick schumacher

[toshidou]

I'm sure he'd realistically be the quiet kind of drunk guy but can you imagine ghost being all lovey dovey when he's drunk?? clinging to you (who stayed sober to witness him like this) and kissing you through the mask, probably forgetting he has it on. I still think he'd keep his monotonous tone and blank slate expression because he's got a reputation to uphold!!! but his actions are very all over you. That's all

oh my god anon EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!!

Simon is without a shadow of a doubt a quiet drunk, but I also know that his inhibitions are going to be so much lower than usual. So much more than his usual subtle brushes of his fingers against yours when he's sure no one's watching. Soap and Gaz would be sat at the other end of the bar staring at Ghost like he's grown two heads as he wraps his hands around you from behind and nuzzles (fucking nuzzles?!) his masked face into the top of your head.

But also YES!! His clinginess would absolutely be the only way you could tell he'd had too much to drink. He wouldn't slur a word, could play darts in the dingy corner of the bar and still get a bullseye with every throw (cocky motherfucker knows it too, i just know he'd make eye contact with you every time the tip of the dart sinks into the red fibre of the dart board, watching for your open approval at his skill). So until you came around, the team didn't even know if he could get drunk. They just assumed he had a tolerance of pure fucking steel.

And the kissing with the mask on shut UP. Him humming confusedly as you just laugh at his expense, him trying to figure out why the fuck your lips felt fuzzy instead of the soft skin he's used to kissing. It'd take him entirely too long to realise that the skull balaclava was still very much in place, mumbling profanities under his breath at the sheer audacity of the black material to be in his way in the first place.

I like to think Johnny goes to tease him about the way he's playing with your fingers in his gloved grasp, about how weirdly, adorably innocent it makes this 6'4 absolute killing machine look, but then he gets the signature Ghost Glare™ and realises that you're very much the only one he will ever be soft for, sober or drunk.

GOD ANON, I have so many thoughts about Simon, but drunk affectionate Simon is a whole new ball game and I am very much suffering, so thank you for this <33

#head full #only drunk simon riley #i imagine he'd openly use a lot more pet names too #'ready to go yet sweetheart?' #'how's my darling doing?' #SCREAMS #SOBS #SHAKES #it's too much #i am so in Love with this man what is wrong with me #wtf #anyway #simon riley was written by a women #idc what the facts say #those are the facts now #anon.exe #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #cod mw22 #ghost x you #ghost x reader

[neurotypical-sonic]

knuckles "I am around people for the first time in my life and oh you can have crushes?? thats a feeling you can have? towards boys even if youre a boy?? oh wait thats not normal and wrong? wait its not wrong, some people are just mean? hang on what the fuck is going on" echidna

#waves my hand around vaugly #this is just the gay shit. wait until he finds out about the gender shit and has to speedrun that too #egg.txt #knuckles #..... sure this can go in the #sonicposting #<-??? i have such strict but unclear and illogical rules in my head about what im 'allowed' to tag as sonicposting. wtf. #i get so stressed over literally nothing shdjdj even if I break the secret rules what's gonna happen?? sonic police gonna come and get me? #wait fuck. zonic.