#wtf is happy even

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

you’re watching the maury show on your computer when katsuki marches into your room without a word and flops down next to you on your bed.

“ hello to you, too.” you snort. his words are muffled by your sheets but you’re about 90% sure he told you to shut up, you ignore it.

he lays face down on your bed for a while not saying anything and you know he’s had a long day and wants to be close to you without actually talking. you don’t mind, you’ll give him his space until he reaches out himself.

and he does after a little bit, turning his head around to face you as he looks from you to your computer screen, eyes focusing on the woman screaming that the man she cheated on her husband with was 100% not the father of her baby, mixed with the cheers of the audience.

he looks at you and raises a brow “ what’s happenin ?”

“ lady cheated on her husband with his brother.” you respond.

“ his brother ?” he repeats. his eyebrows furrow and you know he’s hooked. if there’s one thing katsuki loves but will never admit he does, it’s trash tv.

you nod, grinning somewhat evilly “his brother. now they’re trying to find out which one’s the father.”

he hums, scooting himself closer to you so he can see the screen too. he flips himself around so his neck isn’t craned at that awkward angle anymore and settles himself down right next to you. hook, line and sinker.

he wraps his arm around your shoulder and shoves his head in your neck, breathing you in. you both don’t say anything. “do you want me to play it from the beginning for you ?” he shakes his head in your neck. you reach your hand up to scratch at his scalp and you smile when he sighs. he holds you a little tighter, pressing feather light kisses into your neck.

katsuki’s never been good at expressing himself with any other emotion that isn’t anger. it makes him feel stupid and weak and soft. he’s had a long fucking day and he doesn’t wanna talk about it, simply wanting to indulge in you but he can’t tell you that, can’t find the words to, so he tries to find other ways to tell you and he hopes you understand and you do.

katsuki’s thankful for you because sometimes he wants to talk, wants to open up about what’s bothering him but sometimes he doesn’t. he doesn’t and you don’t pry when you know he doesn’t and he’s so thankful for you. he presses kisses on your skin and soft bites at your flesh to convey just how thankful he is, how grateful he is for having you. he hopes every warm press of his lips against your skin can convey how much he loves you loving him. and it does, because you turn your head and kiss the side of his head so sweetly and he knows you’re it for him.

he’ll tell you all of this one day, he promises. he’ll tell you all the thoughts swimming around in his head one day, but he hopes this’ll do for now. and unknowingly to him, it absolutely does.

he pulls his head out of your neck and kisses you hard on the cheek one, two, three times and you giggle. you feel him smile into your cheek when he kisses you a fourth time.

“fuck’re they screamin’ about ?” he says and you turn to look back at the screen. the woman is yelling at her husband’s brother vehemently denying the possibility of him being her baby’s father. you feel a little bad for laughing. “ she says he’s not the dad” you answer.

he clicks his tongue “ why the fuck is she on the show then.” he says, turning his attention back to your computer but his grip on you stays secure. you press yourself a little closer to him.

you’re still smiling lightly when you look back at your screen, simply shrugging. “ she said something about her having more sex with her husband than with him.” you answer and he snorts.

“ ten bucks neither one of them’s the father.”

#based off me falling back into the maury rabbit hole LMFAOO #i lowkey love this dumbass show #not as much as a luv my boyfriend tho #have i told yall how much i love him btw did i forget to mention that orr #I kinda like this #lil blurb #wtf typa word even is blurb lmfao #I love fluff #sorry to all the sad bitches #but leave me alone w that lemme be happy #bakugou imagine #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #katsuki bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #convinced katsuki goes like ‘ten bucks that___’ but then gets mad when you offer him money when hes right LMFAOOO #(am i projecting ? you’ll never know) #(yes i am)

[hellcifrogs]

Fanart of my own AU? Out of context?? More likely than you think! It's NaruFox's Team 7.2!

#my art #narufox #naruto au #team 7 #ffreire art #haruno sakura #uchiha sasuke #naruto sai #team 7.2 #context to come!! i swear!!! #this #this makes me happy i cant keep waiting for the right time to post #wtf even is that time to post is when i feel like now #enjoy this w me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 248

Jason… wasn’t exactly planning on going back to Gotham.

Oh sure, back when he’d first gotten his head fixed up by the Pits and then utterly fucked by them he had been planning on a convoluted thing of revenge and getting Bruce to kill the joker and honestly he’s barely not doing that. But a literal six year old declaring your plan was stupid was downright insulting, even if they were correct. 

But he’s not going to drag this out. He’s only here for a few days, just enough to take care of things with a couple of Shadows loyal to Talia- and therefor him as well- before Damian is sent over. It was a thing he had argued with her for hours, the whole sending Damian here, but… But it was something Damian wanted, and well, she was paying for college for him. So. 

So Joker would die, would never get a chance to hurt his baby brother. It wouldn’t be his first kill- he didn’t regret his previous ones, not when the blood would have been on Damian’s hands instead- but hopefully it would be his last. 

#Prompts #Batman Au #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Joker dies 3 days before Talia arrives with Damian & the bats are SUS #They don’t know about Jason being alive & neither mention it #Actually there’s misunderstandings when Damian first mentions his Akhi #”Is he Talia’s?” “Of course he is- that is what brothers mean does it not” #”Is your brother Bruce’s?” “Of course he’s father’s you imbecile” #Batfam: *Having breakdowns* #Damian: Wtf why is this side idiots really #Jason: *Getting his english major & messaging Damian daily to check in* #Damian refuses to tell much more information about Jason because his Akhi wanted Out of the whole vigilante/assassin business #He’s finally happy & not sad/angry & Damian will go rabid if someone ruins it #Jason Todd #Damian Al Ghul #Batman #Actually Damian might not even know that Jason Died and wasn't just Very Hurt

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Happy birthday boyo. Your weird family is celebrating about as normally as can be expected.

#aka wouldn't it be funny if his birthday happened immediately after stormbringer #sorry. #ugh this took way too long for the crappy thing that it is but i hope it's funny at least #i realized too late that shirase is in his fifteen outfit. i think he just. popped in from fifteen to strike a pose. then he's out. #wtf is he even doing. i don't know. #bsd #bsd chuuya #not tagging everyone lol #bsd adam #bsd dazai #bsd verlaine #bsd shirase #mori is ready with his camera. he's so proud lol. kouyou and elise are judging. #dazai trying to steal the hat by swapping it out. verlaine is onto him. rimbaud feels a disturbance in the force from beyond the grave #the flags are happy he's still got some people you know :') #and adam is just happy to be there hehe #my art #storyrambles

[crescentfool]

🌊🌸

#persona 3 #minato arisato #makoto yuki #lizzy does art #a brief break from the oc rainbow stuff. i present a minato to soothe everyone's souls. he is my favorite ever!!! #i'm so so happy to be drawing him again you have no idea #i've found my mojo again!!! rahh!!! my drive to create!! you're back!! i missed you!! and i will take you in stride!! #truly minato will always be such a comfort to draw he's like my favorite protagonist in anything ever he's just so!! #wahhhh i love him... #i realized a few days ago that i keep making sketches that i dont bother to color even if they're niceys #and im like damn dude wtf. let's go color these!!! #so there may be a bit more art than usual because HNNGH I MISS COLORING. i am going to drown you all in art 😈 #anyways happy friday! congratulations everyone. you made it to the end of the week. give urself a pat on the back!! woo!! yeah!!!

[tubbytarchia]

I was speedrunning traffic/hermit merch ideas because I really wanna be a vendor this summer so uhh would you guys buy these lol

Edit: BEANS ALSO. THE SQUISHY COTTON BEANS BUT WITH LIKE. Bdubs' or Scar's face (they have the most marketable faces idk what to tell you)

Edit again: made another post about shipping (as in, parcels)

#no pressure to actually respond lmao dw about it but please do lmk if you think theyre not good ideas!! #Not very happy with half of the sketches for the “chained keychains” but whatever its just a concept for now anyway!! #wtf do I even tag this #tubby art #I guess #The Scar is my favorite I really like him #I guess its difficult to fuck up the charm of that smirk lmao #ofc Im only doing whats within the budget also!! Im not gonna do a fuck ton of merch like this. Probably. We'll see

[darlingsart]

Quick drawing for my Modern AU! Every time Pat and Achilles bring home a new baby, their eldest son loses it just a little bit lmao

#patrochilles #my ocs #You and I AU #angies art #Regular timeline Max is always happy to have a sibling #modern au Max however does NOT like to share his parents and is never thrilled about it at first lmao #even knowing a few months beforehand that a baby is on the way the day they actually come home he’s always like wtf guys #but then ofc he loves them to death it just takes him a bit to adjust

[evilkitten3]

naruto crack au where kakashi manages to successfully drill the "never abandon your comrades" thing into team seven's heads

so when sasuke deserts naruto and sakura immediately desert with him. like he gets to the village gates and they're just waiting for him bags packed like "what took u so long we doing this or what"

he tries to get them to go back bc of course he does. "no you losers this is about me i'm going to kill my brother. also i'll have to kill my best friend for the super sharingan and you two are like the only people i talk to". but they do not listen. teamwork sasuke we will defeat your brother (OUR brother #communism) with the power of teamwork. just like kakashi-sensei said

suddenly orochimaru has to deal with three horrible little goblins with an even more codependent relationship than his old team

#naruto #team seven #orochimaru's favorite is sakura bc she's smart and respectful and gives kabuto headaches #kabuto's favorite is naruto bc he thinks he's funny #nobody's favorite is sasuke. he's fine with that tho #also sakura can still summon slugs she made a bet with tsunade ahead of time for the right to make the contract #kakashi keeps trying to get his team back but keeps approaching them one on one #which always ends in whoever he's talking to going ''i can't abandon my teammates sensei wtf'' #obito is watching all of this from the bushes and laughing his ass off #the sound five live bc. nobody bothered to tell tsunade team seven had left until it was way too late #orochimaru keeps her updated tho #every time kakashi tries to sneak in and steal his kids back oro sends him back with pictures of how they're doing #''little sakura-chan is making excellent progress with chakra scalpels! you must be so proud! oh wait'' #she hopes he dies #oro tells naruto who his parents are to spite jiraiya #unfortunately he does this when they're all still annoying little thirteen-year-old shitheads #so sakura and sasuke are both furious and don't talk to either of them for a day #they don't even know what they're mad about they're just Mad #meanwhile sakura's parents are happy to hear she's doing well and hope she writes soon #they don't. they don't really get the treason thing #team hebi/taka still forms ofc #it's an absolute disaster #sakura's a little sad when they finally ditch orochimaru bc she'd actually really enjoyed learning from him #like yeah he was an absolutely horrible human being but. she learned a lot! #he comes back later ofc #there's sorta an awkward moment when naruto finds out gaara got abducted and demands to go after him #sasuke: ok have fun #sakura: we're going too #sasuke: fuck #orochimaru: tell sasori i said hiiiii~ <3

[iheartjameshetfield]

BOO!!!

#OOGA BOOGA #HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS #help why is his head compressed like a newborn baby 💀💀 #this picture haunts my dreams #he doesn’t even look real wtf???? #i don’t think you get it #this picture TERRIFIES me #like he looks inhuman here??? #i still love him tho #hes just a lil silly #kirky poo #kirk #kirk hammett #metallica

[padawansuggest]

Like the whole 'living at home in your 20s means you don't gotta do anything' trend needs to die. Sometimes I go into dads room with the ENTIRE PURPOSE of asking dad if I can make him something for dinner lol. Some of you just have zero want to take care of family. Couldn't be me, im making him a grilled cheese just cause he asked if and said he doesn't feel well lol

#I’m not saying this as a child who thinks they HAVE to take care of fam #but man I love my dad yeah I’ll make him food for no reason other than move #than love wtf you on that you can’t help cool di #cook dinner #this ain’t even about not loving your fam #some of you just take advantage of them to an unhealthy degree and both sides make jokes over it #like maybe it’s just me and fam casue our love language is gifts and as #acts if service #but nothing makes me happier than to see his happy grin and just pleased love when I make him dinner just for him #we’re both picky eaters too #sometimes our safe foods don’t #match. but we’ll still try and make something appropriate for the other if not amazing

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 747: Sugimoto's back

Pag 1

1: His spirit trained them, and now his back sees them off

Pag 2

1: Those who won just look forward.....

Pag 3

1: Danchiku has won this race!!

2: Since they arrived at the same time on the second day, three of their races ended in a draw

3: And the fourth, the last lap with the ban on surpassing....

5: Showing an astounding tenacity, he held Sugimoto down and got the better of the final sprint before the finish line...

Pag 4

1: The second year Danchiku Ryuuhou obtained the jersey of the Inter High members!!

Pag 5

1: Ruaaaa!!

2: Yes!!

3: Let's go to the Inter High together!!

Hahaha, Danchiku!!

4: Danchiku-kun....

5: Ah!

Sugimoto-kun....

Pag 7

4: Sugimoto!!

Sugimoto!!

Imaizumi-kun

Pag 8

1: Nii-chan!!

Sugimoto fell!!

2: What was the crash just now.... huh!?

Huh

3: Sugimoto-san!?

He swayed.... and fell down as if he completely lost his tsrength!!

Is he conscious!?

Is he alright!? Sugimoto-kun

With that fall...

Pag 9

1: Sugimoto!!

6: Are you okay? Do you need ice water? Do you want a towel?

Pag 10

1: Imaizumi-kun....

Hotshot....

2: Did you give everything you had?

4: It....

5: It.... sure... seems like it

6: ….. everything

Pag 11

1: When I saw.... Danchiku from behind.... and I saw him raising his hand.... I don't know why but....suddenly... all my strength.... left me

5: It was a run that made us shake, an all-out sprint that captivated those who were watching you

6: You were cool

7: Could you.... pour some ice water on me

Pag 12

2: It made me shake too....!!

I felt the strength of Sugimoto-kun's wishes!!

It was the best run ever!!

3: So cold... it feels...so nice

4: Imaizumi

5: Yeah

6: Teru

Pag 13

2: Huh!? No... that's... that's

3: Teru?

4: Imaizumi... maybe, if on the fourth day... I go all out

5: If I get to go to the Inter High....

6: Could you call me “Teru”?

Ah? Why- ah, Teru as in... Terufumi?

7: No, no, well, it's just an idea!! I'll ask you again on the fourth day, yes!!

8: It doens't matter how I call you

You- you're right, it doesn't matter

9: But I'll ask you! Imaizumi

Please call me Teru from now on!!

Let's fight together in our last Inter High!

If I win...

Pag 14

2: That was supposed to happen if I had won...

It doesn't matter...

4: Thank you

5: Imaizumi....

6: Imaizumi

7: Please

Pag 15

2: Ride with my feeling of three years too

4: To the Inter High

Pag 16

1: Go there, Imaizumi!!

Pag 17

1: Got it, Teru!!

3: Sugimoto-kun.... you pushed Imaizumi-kun's!!!

4: Back!!

5: Danchiku!!

Pag 18

3: You too!!

Be resolved!!

4: Yessir!!

Pag 19

1: Thank you much for this all-out race!!

Thank you!!

2: Nii-chan!! On

Ah... Sadatoki...

3: I'm sorry, I wanted to show you something cool, but

4: I los....

5: Um... well, how do I say... if I put it into words, then that's it...

I los...

6: Imaizumi, could you give me the towel

Pag 20

1: Uaaaaa, I lost

Pag 21

1: I lost, I lost!

2: Uaaaaa

3: You fought by yourself, and you never gave up, over and over

Sugimoto, today you were the strongest

4: Dammit, I'm so frustrated too

Can't you do something about it, Onoda!?

5: Sugimoto did his best! And without doing anything wrong, too!!

Pag 22

1: On the fourth day of training camp, at 19:10 of the last day, the third year Sugimoto Terufumi.... with 45km out of 1000km left, retired

2: “Retirement race”....

Pag 23

1: Imaizumi, Naruko, and Onoda cleared the laps they had left

2: At 19:50, with plenty of time left, they cleared the whole 1000km

3: The two second years, Danchiku and Kaburagi, cooperated and cleared the whole 1000km, too

The other first and second years decided to retire early and ran errands

Pag 24

1: On the course

2: Remained two people, the first year Kinaka Tsugunao and Rokudai Renta

#yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 747 #so is yowapeda a shoujo now asdghasdjhsgf #sugimoto may have lost the race but he did win Imaizumi's heart #the real win was the boyfriend we got along the way #NO BUT SERIOSULY THIS CHAP WAS THE MOST TENDER THING EVER WTF #gently stroking your buddy's cheek and calling him a cute nickname is pretty gay imaizumi did you know that #i didnt even know imaizumi could be THIS SWEET #THEYRE SO CUTE ;A; #but also #there's many pages in this chap that really fckin HURT #sugimotooooo ;A; #im SO SAD for him #but also so happy bc yk theyre dating now right #(im saying this as the biggest imanaru shipper eh i want to make it clear lmao) #(watanabe has the talent of making me ship every single possible ship #theyre all a little canon after all) #(yowapeda sure is a multishipper's heaven) #but anyway!! next chap we're going back to my babies!!!! #And the question still stands: what if both of them complete the 1000km what then #why should danchiku go instead of both of them #or what if neither of them finish the 1000km so none of them can go #what then WHAT THEN #i said it already but this whole thing makes no sense when theres 2 spots left on the team saghdjas

[goobiestar]

ok now i can say can we be fucking greatful we're getting a warrior cat novel with a touched up versiom by illustrators that seem to be lgbt and apart of the fandom like its a fucking blessing theyre thinking about retouching the first series anyways 😭

#'why is the only notable change--' why can you be happy #i just think we should be happy that theres a book coming i think we should wait atleast till it comes out to shit on it like wtf #idk if the writers r lgbt or even apart of the fandom but from their style and more ppl saying so thats where i got that from

[satsuha]

#maplestory #satsuhart #i want to post this bc its kinda cute despite how horrible it is #this is so suck bc its natural for a game to want to revamp its characters in a gameplay sense #and from what ive seen people are happy with the ingame changes ???!!? #but it came with 349584574 changes no one asked for like wtf is this... we havent even gotten to story yet #which is where remasters fuck it up the most

[jimmyspades]

#his happy handsome smile :) #james spader #alan shore #boston legal #* #going to bed early tonight bc this week is so busy love u <3 #i'm going to a concert and one of the band's songs is such an alan song to me. do you think they'll play the alan song for me... 👉👈 #do you think alan likes concerts. in that one ep he mentioned radiohead which was so crazy I can't believe he knows what music is #I think he sort of implied he'd BEEN to a radiohead show wtf... #so much of alan we don't get to see... like when he said he has season tickets to bruins games. wtf you love hockey? who are you #and james loves live music SO much I think alan would have to too. I just realized this scene he's watching a band play LMAO #for once my tags are relevant to the actual post... in a roundabout way... #anyway. i'd go to concerts with him i actually can't even imagine what he'd be like but the thought makes me wanna cry. allie bear #and hockey games. hold his hand when i'm cold sharing popcorn and soft pretzels. he probably has a jersey... he gets so into it silly guy

[faalthien]

I wish you a year full of good omens!

#art #fanart #traditional art #acrylic #happy new year!! #happy new year 2023 #Wtf how did we end up here it was 2012 the day before yesterday #Good omens #crowley #anthony j crowley #Aziraphale #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #I forgot the word ineffable a week ago and just stared into the void for some time #faalthien #This painting is tradition by now #It's still not very good tho XD #My excuse is the pain and the lack of sleep #HERE IS TO A BETTER WORLD #I'm not even drunk why am I yelling

[good-beanswrites]

My lyrics for Double!! I really loved this song and became like a thousand times more impressed by Deco27 and Natsuki Hanae after working with it for so long �� I chickened out of recording this one in the apartment but if anyone wants to cover it... lmk.... 👀 I can definitely put something together to help hear how the rhythms work, because I got it all to line up very nicely! (Lyrics under the cut and my little commentary in the tags)

(I’ve got you, leave it to me!)

Welcome home, it's another day, keeping things at bay, you see no change

Not a smile in this mess, you're doing your best, you say (wake up)

"Don't need a break" as you proceed to start breaking, both sleeping and waking makes you bleed

And now, reborn anew -- I'll take in on for you

Not your plan? Who gives a damn, I'm here and here is where I'll stay

It's just the two of us, nothing left to run from. You're safe now, your hero's come.

All I did was dream, is that a crime? Is that enough to name me guilty by?

"He can't be trusted, he lied," you cried. Made me out as the bad guy. But why?

Ah, I'm the one that saved you, don't you see? So tell me why the hell you cry to me!

Let me hear you revel, grateful, cling to me with "savior," "adore" -- oh, sing to me.

Welcome home, it's another day, keeping things at bay, you see no change

Too late, your limits passed. Too late, yourself has cracked (goodnight)

If you persist I'll assist with releasing, keeping your peace is why I exist

And now reborn anew -- I'll take it on for you

(Oh, hello? Mom? It’s been a while. Yeah.. well, I mean, some days are hard but I’m doing alright, don’t worry. How’ve you been? I’ll go home next time I get some time off...)

The reason I'm alive, must be making sure that you survive

"He can't be trusted, he lied," you cried. Made me out as the bad guy. But why?

All I did was dream, did you forget? Go on and forgive me, I'm no threat.

Listen to me confess, honest. Eat your words and I bet, regret

Ah, I just tried to help, tried to be strong. So tell me why the hell it's all gone wrong

Let me hear you revel, grateful, cling to me with "savior," "adore" -- don't sing me this song

Lost my memory

I'm double, it was unavoidable

Living painfully

I'm trying, as hard as possible

Tell me, tell me.

If I wasn't born, maybe this trouble --

Tell me, tell me.

It's all my fault

#milgram #mikoto kayano #lyrics #i feel bad it cut in front of the other milgram songs but it was a lot easier than the others #(not that it was easy by any means but the other ones are giving me even more trouble asdfsdf) #but yeah!!! im so happy with these!!! #i will forever be jealous of the rhyming in the original refrain -- #nante itte/natte nande/datte sugatte/utatte tatte IS SO WONDERFULLY SATISFYING #it makes me crazyyyyyy #i know i dont get half that fun in mine but im still really satisfying with the rhymes/phrasing #wtf is going on in the rest of the song 😭 i came for the incredible refrain and had to deal with all That...... #the 'dont need a break' and 'if you persist' lines gave me so much trouble 😭 he just keeps on going..... #i took a bit of a liberty with the 'sing to me' line because every version of 'thatd be good' sounded so lame 😅 #trying to do some kind of play on sing your sins while its john really wanting to communicate but idk if that worked #an unintended but exciting detail is 'you say' sounding like 'you say wake up' rather than 'you say dont need a break' #since thats right when he wakes john up so to speak #any milgram pals who want to sing -- these are always open to use >:3