#wtf is this @ vagina

[blinkpen]

found another old one i never posted enjoy

#hhhhverse tag of spite #the first clue that viv cannot write entirely removed from Discourse Factor exists in the hazbin pilot #where vagina pulls AD aside to tell the audience so much badly written self-aware exposition instead of. idunno. #'how do you not know who he is?!' and then being cut off before she can exposition dump at us #the scene continues as normal but now neither AD or the audience knows why to be on edge but that there is reason to #and then AD and the audience get SOME answer when he does that OP shit at the end and then is like lol moving on #there! you answered AD's question without a paragraph of bullshit AND left INTRIGUE for the audience too for wtf all thats about! #wow! #a highschool english teacher would have pointed this out if you handed this to them for a grade! #but you decided you're too good for critique before graduating #and now you get pissy when people say this shit reads like a highschooler or someone still in highschool in their head wrote it #the math is very simple here or did you decide math is also for nerds and not worth your time as well

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh god the next time I get fucked he’s literally going to tear my pussy in half with how much I can feel myself stretching around my small glass dildo when I’m just trying to get the fucking thing inside me right now so I can feel stretched and filled while I grind on my wand 😅🥵

#cons of having a man with a big dick when you have a tiny stupidly tight fucking pussy lmfao #like …. his size compared to how tight my pussy is literally left friction burns on his dick after he fucked me and I was soaking wet #like there was nothin fuckin dry down there and I STILL rubbed his dick like raw in spots because of my ridiculous fuckin pussy grip #shits wack man like why did I have to be so tight that using some toys can rip/tear me if they’re too big like wtf this is uncalled for #I just wanna fuck big toys/dicks without risking the life of my fucking vagina my guy #and not have to keep it out of service for like 6-8 weeks while my fucking tears and shit heal like god so fucking ANNOYING ugh sjdhfjjfjf

[princessbrunette]

https://www.tumblr.com/princessbrunette/745504017717788672/i-want-to-cry-a-family-member-accidentally-saw-me

i’m wearing flowy pj shorts this morning and i was sitting down and i guess it flashed my vagina because they went ew wtf

i’m so embarrassed

well maybe they should have kept their eyes to themselves <3

#anon #chatting ૮₍ • ˕ - ₎ა♡₊˚ #ew wtf is crazy. it’s just a vagina

[uwulouis]

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#ok i will say smth abt it bc im a little pissed hehe #and verito is not answering my texts so now u all have to hear it #im not self absorbed enough to believe i know what's best for phoebe or if she planned it or not or whatever #the way she announced it seems she's pretty excited so good for her #but honestly some of the takes i've seen on here... #people in their middle/late 20s calling this 19 year old girl an idiot #saying that she must not know the difference between her vagina and her urethra #that louis must be soo disappointed and that he didn't pay and expensive school for her to get pregnant (????????) #do u guys hear yourselves what the actual fuck #ofc teen pregnancy is an issue worldwide but is this really the hill you're gonna die on?? that it's all the girl's fault bc she's stupid?? #u sound like a 50 yo congressman wtf is the actual matter with you #people i've seen joking about how long until her bf leaves her... #i literally encourage u to seek help it is not normal to lack empathy in this way and to be so cruel to a person who has #literally done nothing to you #also louis can pay for whatever school he likes he still doesn't have the right to decide over his little sister's body?? do u guys #hear yourselves be so real with me rn #also how do u even know he's upset?? #tfw some of u think u know louis.. it's insane #i literally am in shock at some of the things i had to read today #i really hope you are not in any field where people come to you for help #especially girls especially young girls #you guys are insane lmao #that's all <33 #shut up laura

[palfriendpatine66]

Help the Star Wars coffins are after me again, this time with new selections, and I’m going to have nightmares about the Yoda one

#wtf #why is this happening to me #also why is yoda crawling out of a vagina coffin

[artemissaggezza]

I just experienced the most amazing thing.

Background: I work giving licensing exams to doctors, nurses, etc. Today I am testing gynecologists.

Had a tester come in with the same last name as me. I joked with her that she had a good, strong name. She was confused until I told her we shared the same name. She then proceeded to tell me (totally straight faced),

"I married into it. I figured I should take it because otherwise I would have been a gynecologist named Dr. Fister and I thought that might scare off potential patients".

No shit. This 100% legit just happened to me.

UPDATE ON DR. FISTER: Apparently she walked into the building this morning tit out, breast pump in hand pumping and just stood in the hallway waiting for us to open. My boss (male) saw her and asked if she'd be more comfortable in the bathroom. She looked him dead in the eye and firmly goes "No. I am perfectly fine where I am".

I think I'm in love. I might leave my wife for this woman. Sorry @starlghtstarbrite 🤣

#pretty sure I'm living a punch line right now #is this really happening #i thought this only happened in jokes #i can't believe this #is this my life now #dude wtf is going on!?! #gynecologist #vagina jokes #real life #not a joke

[secrettreestuffidk]

folks are on about a/b/o having ass babies but like??? It’s obviously a cloaca

#The real question is if the typical vagina havers still have two holes or if it’s one for them too #anyway bring back that one speculative xenobiology post that said in one offhand sentence that a/b/o verse folks have six biological sexes #instead of 2 with 3 additional filters #the trans scene in a/b/o must be off the fucking charts #Once read a story where a character was revealed to only be half human #and the other half had a/b/o #and just. The fucking gender character arc on this guy. #went from ‘im an intersex trans man’ to ‘wtf I’m an alien’ to ‘I’m a cis omega male?????’ to ‘hey actually fuck this. Give me hormones’ #I think he ended up trans beta or something? Idk the fic was unfinished and this was a goddamn century ago #anyways the premise is fascinating #what was I talking about? #Oh right. Human cloaca #hm. Maybe I shouldn’t post this actually #I type with full intention of hitting that post button #at this point the psychic damage is just malicious

[versaillesbee]

being asexual and experiencing arousal is sooooo weird cause like I’ll be feeling it physically but it won’t really translate mentally especially when I’m intoxicated cause I’ll be standing there and 30 minutes later it’ll click like OH that’s why my cooter cat is throbbing

#asexual #so wtf am I supposed to do with it? #I’m just supposed to go the rest of my life with my brain and vagina on two different pages???

[weirdbabs]

i think if ed didnt have such a fear of confrontation they would diffuse situations the way i do: either blurt out the most random, off topic thing they could think of or, if it was directed toward themself, the most off the wall thing they could say that still works in context

#imagine: francisco yelling at isabel and ed just chiming up did you know ducks have a corkscrew penis? #if he tried to continue after the initial wtf moment ed could just say louder YEAH AND THE FEMALE DUCKS HAVE CORKSCREW VAGINAS. #BUT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. GRANDPA GUERRA ISNT THAT CRAZY? SOMETIMES THEY HAVE DEAD ENDS TOO #paranatural #but in order for that to work you have to be willing to have the anger directed at you. and i dont think theyd be cool with that. #maybe in the future #is it a fear of confrontation? it feels that way to me and i cant think of a better term #i also suppose its not ‘diffusing a situation’ and more like. forcing a change in topic to take ppls minds off whatever was happening #and THEN diffusing the situation. or riding it out bc its gonna be much shorter than whatever was happening

[quinzella00]

I enjoy looking at the comments of Reigen posts on Pinterest, ya'll are the funniest fucking people istg

#reigen arataka #pinterest #mob psycho 100 reigen #mob psycho 100 #yall are psychotic and i love you #someone said “why r his vagina bones out?” WTF ARE VAGINA BONES!?

[menalez]

This is random but i have to ask someone:

Bi women are the ones being targeted for 3somes more often. Unicorn hunting is specifically about bi women

BUT at the same time lesbians are hurt much more than bi women by the constant influx of couples on dating apps, because bi women do have the capability to be attracted to and enthusiastically consent to a male unlike lesbians

Now that is my opinion but when I’ve said this ive been called both homophobic and biphobic, so am i missing something?

im sure bi women are fetishised as unicorn material more often and the term unicorn in general is used to mean bisexuals open to threesomes or sth of the sort. but im not sure if id say they’re targeted more often in that sense. i can only speak on my personal experience here but on dating apps there were several times id match with a woman and talk to her and she’d reveal that she’s looking for a third for her and her boyfriend/husband. several times i matched w a woman then go to her profile and realise there’s sth in there about how they’re actually a couple (but for some reason only put the woman’s pics and the one pic hidden in there of her w her bf/hubby, or only mention it at the very end of their profile). so many times id be like “im a lesbian obviously im not interested in a threesome with ur man” and they’d act like it was my fault and im dumb or sth. it literally says im a lesbian in my profile and it also has a line about “not interested in your boyfriend” in there!!! so i would say lesbians are pretty heavily affected by this phenomena too. there’s even a case of a lesbian lured into this date w a bi woman only for it to turn out that it was one of those unicorn hunting situations and she ended up getting murdered and raped by those ppl.

i can somewhat agree to the 2nd part of what u said. it is more insidious and harmful for lesbians that dating apps are filled with unicorn hunters like that mostly bc there are actually bi women into that (albeit rare, hence them being called unicorns). but there’s not gonna be any lesbians into having a threesome w someone’s man.

idk why people got mad at u tho. i disagreed w part of ur statement but im not mad over it? i can’t measure how much more unicorn hunters go after bi women comparatively, i just know i dealt with way too many of them and many of them are sly and trying to get lesbians for whatever reason which is gross

#one time there was a bi woman w a husband on a lesbian Facebook group that was unicorn hunting #so many women were like lmao wtf r u doing searching for women willing to fuck u n ur man here! and she argued there’s tooootally women into #it in the group. then argued that if ur a lesbian who likes being fingered then ur bi but it’s ok bc u have a vagina it’s natural to want a #dick in there 🤢 SHE SAID THIS ON A LESBIAN GROUP!££

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

How in the fuck do y’all put diva cups in

#warning: me over sharing but it’s funny #it just suction cupped to my vagina wtf is this how do y’all put this in #LIKE I WENT TO PUT IT IN AND I GET THAT??? #HELPXND #WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD

[akaihibana]

*snooch*

" i didn't know you had a thing for dead people traveler "

#stcllariis #crack . #SORRY I COULDN'T HELP #*kisses your face tho tiff * #also the way i didn't know wtf this word meant for a sec and the things that it came up as made me laugh #i don't think you mean * vagina * tho just a thought

[pleasedonthurtcjstar]

If it’s the feel good hormone then why isn’t it feeling good

#I’m refuse to sign into SR so you guys get to have my rant congrats #I looked it up. because it hurts. and it’s happened several times today alone #I don’t understand it but the vagina it just randomly contracts #and I know what you’re thinking “uh stem wtf go to bed” but I can’t bc it’s doing it again but more often now #also I just looked up what type of muscle the vagina is and I got a weird ass answer. it’s both striated and smooth muscle #like what?! what do you mean #anyway it says “Vaginal contractions are caused by both the activity of certain brain regions and the release of the hormone oxytocin” #look. listen. take it out right fucking now. I don’t get peace. #if i want children I will adopt. fuck man

[waluigisgaybf]

not my S/O walking up while Im trying to draw more nsfw shit on a page already full of nsfw and other suggestive bg3 sketches and in a sarcastic tone going “Wow I wonder if you’re horny, like- your arts really saying some shit right now- almost like it’s influenced by you and your brain- look at all that.”

I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A REPONSE MY ASS JUST NARROWED MY EYES AT THEM AND WENT “Perhaps.”

#HOMIE CALLING ME OUT IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS TOO #also so wild to say I have an S/O 😩 #cause we arent dating dating but we’ve def had an actual discussion #where we wanna pursue each other romantically and other ways #but Im so so new to this shit since my only experience was some FUCKED shit in middleschool #and theyve never dated or had even a physical relationship with a girl and/or person with a vagina #ie someone like me lmao #and theyve only had fucked ass relationships with cis men #so we’re taking our time easing into it all #but we def already slowly cuddeling and having normal sweet lil kisses #also we’re both scared of initating stuff so we gotta work on it together #SIDE NOTE THO- IVE GOT A HANDFUL OF 😳 BG3 SKETCHES BUT MY ASS IS TOO #EMBARRASSED TO POST ANYWHERE LMAOOO #plus none are like- super amazing lmao cause idk wtf Im doing #personal