#wtf jkr

[anime-villian-irl]

Snape joining the death eaters bother me so much. HE'S LITERALLY A HALF BLOOD. There are no way blood purist would let them into there freaky cult. Like Shure he has enough wizard blood to not be ridiculed but he still has "filthy blood" why was he allowed to be a death eater? Did he lie about his blood status? Did he never tell anyone? Was voldy running low on people and just decided to take what he could get? Why was snape allowed to be a death eater?

#lily x severus #harry potter #harry potter critical #wtf jkr #pro severus snape #severus snape fandom #fuck jkr #jk Rowling critical

[fictionalnation]

You know with JKR trending, a very great literary female writer to get into is Virginia Woolf. I was talking to a scholar today and he told me about her work on women literarture and academia which i knew nothing about (mind you i am very aware of historical radically feminist figured) but about Viriginia Woolf I only knew of Mrs. Dalloway! But yes, its a great day to celebrate great artists who actually wanted to change the world. Especially since its ridiculous to give platform to a woman who has the audacity to bully a group of marginalised people when so many thing are happening to other groups of marginalised people. And remember, dont deviate from free palestine. Because ig and fb are all over tiktok ban and only tiktok is supplying the little info on palestine! So keep your voices loud and clear on here

#virginia woolf #jkr #wtf jkr #jk rowling #free palestine #gaza #tiktok ban

[legendaryevokercupcake]

I know we all love the idea that James would flirt with Remus to make Sirius jealous enough to confess, but what about adult Wolfstar? 'Cause James is dead, and Wolfstar are split.

I think it's Kingsley. Like, any time Wolfstar start a fight, Kingsley just walks up and kisses Remus, and then Sirius is jealous again, so no fight! This results in some awkward experiences with the golden trio however, because nobody knows who Remus is actually dating. Everyone is in love with him though so it doesn't matter.

#kingsley shacklebolt #god I hate his name #like #wtf JKR #remus lupin #sirius black

[thisgunisonfire]

I don’t know if someone’s already though of this, but I have a theory about house elves:

They’re fey. Yes, I know, all elves are considered fey, but just bear with me. In some myths, fey have true names, and when you know it they have to obey you. What if, at some point, witches and wizards encountered fey and figured out a way to get their true names? House elves respond when their names are called. This could just be how wizards actually call them, but what if the name in itself is a command? Eventually, they started being called house elves and everyone forgot where they came from, maybe even including the elves.

Yes I know this is kinda dumb and arbitrary but idc

#house elves #fey #harry potter #slavery #wtf JKR

[eyes-onthehorizon]

i swear the more i report the transphobic oppression magic game ad the more it shows up???

#wtf jkr

[saintchaser]

how the fuck did hogwarts students get to school until the 1800s

#trains were invented in the 1800s #hogwarts was founded a thousand or so years ago #???? wtf #jkr’s a+ worldbuilding #tw jkr #jkr tw #harry potter

[drunkdumbfucker]

Yeh don’t mind me I just wanted to try out some paper textures but I fucked up with the resolution

*cue James and Sirius losing their shit off screen*

#we stan trans remus in this house #we also stan mullet remus #remus lupin #the marauders #wolfstar #hp #harry potter #fuck jkr #my art #I LOST THE SOURCE WTF IT WAS A PINTEREST PICTURE OBVIOUSLY

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

Whenever a death eater tried to do legilimens on a bi/multilingual student’s brain, they weren’t able to get much because everything was in an incomprehensible mish-mash of different languages in a pattern completely incomprehensible to the monolingual brain.

#also some students have adhd on top of that #those students don’t even need to learn occlumency #their brains are so chaotic and frightening to outside observers that any attempted legilimancy results in the intruder pulling out ASAP #like IMMEDIATELY #mod des #Harry Potter #hogwarts headcanon #bilingualism #trilingualism #multilingualism #ADHD shit #death eaters when faced with a neurodivergent person be like ‘WTF do I do with this?!’ #oh! #also! #fuck jkr

[cannibalfogdreams]

Cringe and disgusting.

Imagine on Tumblr of all places where we've all been pissed about JKR and AI for ages...putting this nonsense up as a sponsored post.

I really advise against postin your fanfics on Tumblr or not under a readmore. Cuz theyre gonna scrape your writing I bet.

#Ai #anti jkr #anti hp #Wtf is this shit and why is it here

[going-to-superhell]

i was today years old when i found out that in the harry potter movies lavender brown had a black actress but got recast in the 6th film now i know why this was done because they didn't know lavender would have a proper role and just assigned her to a random background actor but why did they recast her as white? i understand that if they didn't feel like the original actress fit the role they might want to recast her but with how successful the films are even in production it probably wouldn't have been hard to find a black actress

#seriously wtf #fuck jkr #white washing #harry potter #lavander brown #unintelligible goblin noises #feralcore #chaoscore #chaotic bastard #cryptidcore #cryptid

[batcavescolony]

Some of The Marauders fandom is pissing me off, I want to clear something up. stay with me for this ok? Severus Snape's worst memory in the books is NOT James bulling him! Yes their is bulling in the memory, James and Sirius use impedimenta and scourgify on Snape. I'll give it to you 15 year old boys suck but multiple people in the series said it was mutual. Lily comes over and tries to help Snape. James taunts her. Snape then uses what we know to be sectumsempra on him. Then Snape goes in the air. Lily then again defends Snape, James drops him Sirius hexes him. Lily tells James to take the curse off, he does. Then James says "you're lucky Evans was here, Snivellus-" AND THIS IS THE ACTUAL WORST MEMORY he responds with this exact quote "I don't need help from a filthy Mudblood like her!". Snape's worst memory isn't James bulling him it is him losing Lily! It's the moment he lost her.

#you fukers made me read the books again! #lily evans #lily potter #the marauders #harry potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #severus snape #james potter #you better spread this around its 5am in my part of the world #also marauders fandom maybe write a wlw fic for once in your life? like what some of yall are going to the 1600 Potter male heirs? wtf? #hermione granger #ron weasley #hogwarts #FUCK jkr i already had the books fuck her may 2023 give her the treatment she deserves #minerva mcgonagall #albus dumbledore #hagrid #griffindor #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #slytherin #the snape wives are gonna come after me 🙄 #like dude they both hated each other it was mutual but the difference is one joined a hate group and did dark magic while the other didnt #the marauders era #not all of you are pissing me off just some of you..... you know who you are #also stop acting like lily evans was a prise to be won or a stupid little girl tricked by James into marrying him #she hated James! do you think she would marry someone she hated? do you think that little of her? maybe james grew to be a nice man? #snapes worst memory

[cukrkandl]

i just remembered barty's last name is skrk in the czech translation and i think he would find it absolutely exhilarating

#barty crouch #well #barty skrk #it's so funny to me #i actually only read it in english (burn in hell jkr) but from what i've heard the translation is really clever linguistically #i just think skrk is the funniest word #he would love saying it i feel like and everybody would be like “wtf is he doing is he choking”

[floriansflower]

imagen being ron finding out that you slept with a deatheater for almost your whole life not to mention that peter is a fullgrown ADULT SLEEPING WITH A SMALL CHILD like jk rowling wtf are you tring to tell us

edit: fred and george probably knew the whole time (because of the mauraders map) and didn't even bother to tell anyone that they knew about this like ron could have been in grave danger going through SA and would've never told anybody what was going on it's also the fact that (sadly) because j.k rowling is homophobic and transphobic that means that sadly everyone else is cannonicly homophobic and transphobic and fred and george most likely bullied him because of this and poor ron didn't know what was going on

#harry potter #ron weasley #fuck jkr #jk rowling #peter pettigrew #the marauders #wtf is going on #the weasly twins

[truegenius]

am i the only one who wanted one of those mini dragons from goblet of fire as a pet?

#like. fuck jkr but gimme a dragon pls #this is so random i’m so sorry #wtf drey

[hard--headed--woman]

?? isn’t it a bit dramatic. isn’t it fucking dramatic. like is it really what oppression, discrimination and systemic violence are for you? wow you're lucky.

#to be clear i know that trans people face violence (from men. to be even clearer) and obviously i am against that cause it's disgusting #but i hate when trans activists take as an example of transphobia and transphobic violence very little things like that #that aren't even oppressive and violent #they'll be like omg i am oppressed because many people keep liking harry potter or refuse to put their pronouns in their bio!!!! #come on mate that's not what oppression is? idk maybe i'm wrong #anyway this comment is very dramatic #just because someone likes the story of a group of teenagers with magic wands doesn't mean they're gonna attack you for being trans wtf #calm down #even if you're anti jkr and anti radfems you should know that #stay rational please #radical feminism #radical feminists please touch #radical feminist community #radical feminists do touch #radical feminist safe #radblr #radical feminst #terfblr #radfem safe

[stargirl273]

Remus: I am going to read you a poem.

Grant: Nice! what is it about?

Remus: Oh, you know just my life lately.

Grant: Go on, I am curious.

Remus: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#remus #grant chapman #remus is so done #poor remus #everybody is deaddd #poor grant #grant would give his life for remus #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #fuck jkr #poetry #just #okay #grant is confused #wtf #true feel so too moony #moony