#wtf mom and dad

[werepires]

Fic in which Mary tries extra hard to bond with Cas to show Dean she supports him and their relationship, except that relationship doesn’t exist in the way she thinks it does and because none of them ever use their words Dean is now faced with the horrifying thought Cas might become his stepdad

#Dean Winchester psychological torture chamber #he starts to just retreat to his room whenever Mary and Cas hang out #trying to rationalise it like #of course mom would like cas he’s got the dark hair and piercing eyes and air of authority just like dad he’s exactly her type #I should be happy for them. for her #cas seems happy too I guess that’s all that matters #at least it’s not ketch anymore #and one day when cas is out he gathers his courage and approaches her about it #so he sits down next to her and Mary’s like oh he’s finally comfortable enough with me to tell me about his relationship #but instead Dean goes mom are you dating Cas #and Mary is like wtf Dean of course I’m not dating your boyfriend why would you think I’d do that #and it’s the spiderman meme of dating Cas #where both of them assumed the other is involved with him when neither of them actually are #txt

[laylaneedsfuckinghelp]

my birthday is coming up and I asked my parents for a sword or a dagger and they said "they would never" because it's not "ladylike" and that I should ask for something else.

what

#all my dreams crushed #i cant cosplay or feel badass until i have enough money to buy it myself #wtf mom and dad #what the hell is up with these stereotypes #I'm done #someone please gimme a pretty and shiny sword

[jowbokitten]

Looks like Gaz is getting a new dad lmaooo

ngl i think these 2 wud be pretty cute together. Living a domestic life, taking care of Gaz

I imagine Gaz's mom wud be named Honey (she just feels like a Honey to me lol)

#ok but having an overpowered dad sounds awesome tho- #and then he smashes into a wall cuz he can't walk very well #mario fanart #super mario rpg #geno #geno smrpg #Gaz's mom #geno x gaz's mom #idk wtf to tag this ship???? #geno x honey #my art

[iwasbored777]

This is Gwen when Miles fell in love with her 😭

#found this on the internet tonight and thought of her immediately #give her a minute buddy it's not you she buried her best friend who loved her too and then her dad gave no shit about her #also her mom is dead #and she was homeless and all #and miguel and jessica fucked her up they deserve more hate for what they did #shit happened #right person wrong time #gwen stacy #spider woman #gwiles #ghostflower #miles morales #twitter #ghost spider #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spider man into the spider verse #into the spiderverse #she warned him tho #also her dad wtf was wrong with him

[compaculaaa]

Local mechanic tries to explain to the king and prime minister about organic culture 4089 colourised

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#transformers #transformers animated #tfa #optimus prime #tfa optimus prime #ultra magnus #tfa ultra magnus #alpha trion #parents are being immensely concerned with wtf is happening on earth and what in primus it has done to their spawn #mom dad they also make gingers breed men #Optimus is just trying to tell them about the greatness of earth culture

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *summoned to the council at age 28, his Padawan and master both refusing to leave his side when they hear who’s come to the temple to see him for fear of them stealing him away* Alright, let’s do this, what can I help you… all… wow. There sure are a lot of you…

Kenobi Matriarch: O’ben! My sweet little freckled boy, come give your mummy a hug! *pulls him in forcibly so she can kiss his cheeks and pinch them* Oh you are just the cutest! Ernian, isn’t he just cute?

Kenobi Patriarch: Adorable. Are you sure he’s ours, Mimi?

Mimi: Of course I am, a mother always knows. *lets Obi-Wan be dragged into a crowd of redheads so Ernian can introduce him to his four sisters, two brothers and three cousins that took the journey with them, takes the chance to glare at Jinn before grinning and pulling Anakin into her bosom* You must be my baby’s baby, huh? Lookit that blonde hair, so pretty. How old are you, cherry pie?

Anakin: *confused* Um, almost thirteen.

Mimi: Oh, that’s a good age. You look healthy for it, your teacher was a waif at that age, from the pictures we were sent while he was growing up.

Anakin: *knows that Obi-Wan was very paranoid and thin at that age, but not why* Yeah. He’s bigger now. He says he wants to grow a beard.

Mimi: Oh, that’ll be nice. His uncle on his papa’s side has a very nice beard.

Yoda: *comes dottering over* Happy we are, to connect a child to their home past the impressionable age of childhood that can confuse them, but wonder we do, why now?

Mimi: Does he always talk like that? Been doin it since we got here?

Qui-Gon: Heh, yeah, try growing up with him. O’ben used to mock him straight to his face as a kid.

Yoda: Spirit, he has! Gumption!

Qui-Gon: O’ben’s his favorite.

Mimi: He’s everyone’s favorite, from what I’ve heard. Now now, we don’t want to get O’ben all in a tizzy by inviting him to a family gathering, that would just be too much family for him to handle.

Anakin: Master handles parties very well?

Qui-Gon: *puts his hands on Anakin’s shoulders* He /survives/ parties, grandpadawan, he handles them by surviving them.

Mimi: Exactly. Just like my Ernian, from what nice Master Mace tells me.

Qui-Gon: *glares at Mace because he knows damn well her initial glare at him was from Mace’s storytelling*

Mimi: Anyways, a bunch of us had reason to head this way, decided to make it a mini reunion of sorts. Well, more like O’ben’s first time meeting most of them, but listen, my brother and husband and I got a bet to settle once and for all. Which we need to see O’ben to settle it.

Qui-Gon: *loves bets* Oh??

Mimi: Yessiree, we been wondering how many adult fangs O’ben has.

Qui-Gon: …I don’t actually know the answer to that one? He hasn’t bitten me in years.

Mace: He bit me less than two months ago after a spar. I startled him while he was in attack mode, but he was also still in sparring mindset, didn’t make the fangs drop.

Anakin: I’m sorry, what? Master has fangs?

Mimi: Sure does, baby! Alla us do. It’s Stewjoni genetics. See I got a total of eight droppable fangs, and Ernian’s only got four, so all of our kids have had a mix. We’ve even seen five in onea the boys, but he chose to get that one replaced, since it bothered him. We need to know how many fangs O’ben has to settle the bet.

Anakin: *eyes sparkling* How do you drop them?

Mimi: *pulls up her upper lip, and presses down on the gums above her canines on the left side, dropping two sharp fangs* Jus like that, sugar.

Anakin: *firm nod* Okay, I got this. *darts off into the crowd and manages to drag Obi-Wan outta the thick of it, before climbing him till he sighs and sits down, climbs into his lap*

Obi-Wan: *ignoring his cooing and snickering family while his child sits on him* Can I help you, Padawan mine?

Anakin: I wanna see the fangs.

Obi-Wan: *blushes super hard* I… really?

Anakin: Yeah. Your mom has super cool fangs, I want to see yours too.

Obi-Wan: *gives his mom a wary look before sighing, opening his mouth and manually depressing on each section, ignoring the way everyone in the room is watching* See? Not all that interesting.

Anakin: *looks back at Mimi* He has six. Who wins the bet.

Cousin 3: Gimme a minute to do the math for averages- *has the pad in his hands snatched by deft little fingers as Anakin steals it to do his math for him*

Anakin: Average looks like five?

Brother 2: Shit. I threw off the average, didn’t I?

Anakin: Were you the one with only five?

Brother 2: Yeah.

Anakin: Then yes.

Ernian: *fist pump in the air* I win! The pot is mine!

Mimi: *deep sigh, before coming over to sit next to her youngest and who she’s decided is a pretty good grandson* Well, we tried. *pulls a very confused Obi-Wan into her side for a hug* Still, we’ll be on the planet for a few days, it’d be nice to get to know you a bit better.

Obi-Wan: *blushy blushy* Oh, um, okay. That sounds nice. Anakin too?

Mimi: Yeah, O’ben, Anakin too.

Anakin: *snuggling against his master’s shoulder* We should all go to the room of a thousand fountains. It’s bigger. Less crowded. My mom works in the garages, she can come too?

Mimi: *absolutely enchanted with little baby grandson just like Obi-Wan is* Yeah, I’d like to meet her.

#then when they leave finally they actually take Shmi with them #Shmi is gonna end up with Obi’s brother Owen #it’s gonna be cute #star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #kenobi mother #kenobi father #OC Kenobi family #it like the weasleys lol they aren’t all redhead on Stewjon but they are all redhead in the clan #bant is gonna be super shy to meet her brothers mom and dad but she gets adopted instantly #Quinlan is immediately labeled a scoundrel and invited to stay forever #when he admits he loves Obi and Obi loves him they demand to be invited to the handfasting #Ernian is pronounced er nin #they are loud and have Scottish accents but southern nicknames #aayla and Anakin are given their first ales with the Kenobi clan it’s like 15% guys wtf #Qui gon is flailing so he tells Tahl and their daughter to come act as buffers lmao #they join in on tossing Qui instead of helping #Grogu crashes the party and now the creche masters have to actively make sure no one kidnaps him on the way out #qui gon jinn #qui gon lives #Kenobi family reunion #Kenobi family #why the kriff do you guys let me write typos #no Shmi ends up in love with Obi’s older brother Cleigg who already has a son Owen lol

[j4ckme]

#politically incorrect #funny pics #idgaf #funny #lmao #wtf #dank memes #seriously wtf #memes #seriously funny #ha ha funny #dad jokes #funny jokes #your mom

[audhd-nightwing]

can we just. stop acting like being a caretaker and a nurturing person is just a “mom” thing. please?

like… dads can be just as (if not more) caring and loving. any parent can be like that. it’s not gendered.

and if you tell me “oh but i’m saying [character] is motherly because-” stop it.

because what? those are the characteristics you associate with maternal figures? because of the gender roles and stereotypes ingrained into our heads since childhood?

idk it just makes me uncomfortable when people call parental non-female characters “motherly” or stuff along those lines

might be because my dad is more nurturing and supportive than my mom but i dunno

anyway my point is basically: just fucking say parental instead of motherly. it’s so easy. any parent can have those traits regardless of gender

#fuck gender roles #PLEASE #ITS SO EASY #gender roles #gender #wtf do i even tag this #mom friend #dad friend #parental figures #non-binary #nonbinary #gender is stupid #gender stereotypes

[2ndsk8terboy]

Lucas please never change. Stay a himbo forever.

-Roxie

Whuh? I'm not a himbo. Himbos are like, super dumb and they run into walls n' stuff. Not me. I invented something you know? Sandwich with chips on it? I invented that when I was just 9. Blanket made out of paper towels? I invented that too. I was like, 11 and my stuffed animals needed a place to sleep. Uh... I invented more stuff but I can't think of it right now.

#lucas lee rp blog #roxie richter rp blog #rp blog #scott pilgrim rp #spto #spvtw #**ooc** the first one my dad claimed to have invented when I was little (he was joking) #the second one was what I claimed to have invented when I was like 7 #my mom yelled at me for 'wasting paper towels' #and I was like 'wtf mom???'

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Generally love how anyone who at least watched a little Horrid Henry agrees on one thing: those parents were beyond shit and Henry will very likely go no contact as soon as he's an adult.

#and maybe peter depends though #cause like i will admit do not like his character much #as gives vibes of the sibling joining in on the abuse #but at the same time its clear the shitty parenting got to him #aka perfect child syndrome who will get anxious if things arent perfect #and does try to divert attention to him #let alone the whole telling on henry thing has only been encouraged by the parents lets be real #since they just yell at henry for anything #plus one episode he actually sees henry gets more attention for his bad behavior #that he actually decides to try and be horrid to get some attention too #and its kinda sad the parents have pushed peter to that point #granted again as said its mainly the mom whose shit #the dad at times does seem to try at least #as he has similiar interests to henry at times #but the mom kinda ruins that at times for the two #plus you got the uh episode of peters birthday where the clown did say for a magic trick he'd make henry disappear #and the mom instantly started cheering and saying bravo #much to ralph and margaret giving her the 'wtf' look #and keep in mind margaret is henrys arch nemesis who hates him #so says alot when even shes giving that look to the mom #and yeah theres too many examples in this show but short: the parenting really does suck #and i get its a kids show and it was like that in the books too #but damn even the books parents wont this bad

[m00nblune]

if I had a nickel for everytime I saw an animated wasian character with blue eyes and dark blue or black hair I'd have 3 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice.

#(this is abt marinette caitlyn and mizu btw lol) #not annoyed or anything I just think it’s a funny coincidence lol #what is it about this character design #some of us just look like a female copy paste of our white dads but with brown eyes and cooler hair (me) #or more like our asian mom but tanner and also with cooler hair (my sister) #wasian #animated media #wtf do I tag this lol #miraculous ladybug #mlb #arcane #arcane show #blue eye samurai

[sqlmn]

Girl is the daughter to some famous guy and he loves her so so so so so so much and doesn't want her to be involved in fame and scandals. So he hires a bodyguard for her so that she can have some freedom and also NOT be seen with him. And bodyguard is just super chill with the man's gushing and doesn't originally try super hard to befriend the girl. It's a job and he just needs her safe and outta the spotlight.

It's going pretty well and is all fine until his friend shows up. Who looks really angy. And glares a lot. So she assumes this friend is just a punk and the bodyguard is like "oh he's nice. he just looks like that when he's nervous."

So when the bodyguard is like "ok i gotta go talk with your dad meaning I can't walk with you to school but I got permission to let my friend walk with you" and she's like okay. I understand. I'm resigned to my fate of never being independent. And then when the guy is like "I need proof or your dad will kill me" and she agrees, HE BEAMS BECAUSE HE GETS TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY. And he shows her the picture and is like "before I send it, this okay with you?" and she nods. She's never seen him smile like that. Huh.

And now the girl has her very loving dad, her loving mom, her protective and kind bodyguard and his weird (boy)friend. And so she has two separate groups of people that love her and she's really happy.

#my bodyguard isnt my dad #since her classmates never see her dad and only see her with the bg they just are like #your dad is really protective huh and shes like oh yeah 100% not know the misunderstanding #and then later her classmates ask her if her dads gay and shes like no??? and doesnt know what else to say #because her dad loves her mom its a really happy married couple wtf #they dont even KNOW her dad ???? #then one is like oh yeah i saw that pink haired guy with him again tho they were buying dinner from a convenience store #and shes like OH YOU MEAN HIM no oh no thats.................. hes more like an uncle ? #and the classmates are like OH OK COOL and then it drops cause they dont care about a gay uncle #the gay dad is the drama topic #so she informs her bg that her classmates think hes gay and the two hear cackling from another room #and bg has to be like OH SHUT IT THIS IS YOUR FAULT BY THE WAY YOURE INVOLVED HERE BY BEING MY FAKE BF #and hes like WOW NOT THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN ACCUSED OF THIS

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Who wants a mimosa?🫠

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #funny #lmao #wtf #family #parent #parents #parenting #mom #moms #mother #mothers #dad #dads #father #fathers #kid #kids #child #children #sibling #siblings #brother #brothers #sister #sisters #stanzipotenza

[rui-drawsbox]

Happy new year! I hope everyone has a good time, I can't say the same about myself, a tornado literally passed through the city on the 29th and we won't have electricity in my house for at least 4 days jdjdk

At the moment no one died so somehow everything will be fixed loln't

#said 'this is like the best new year yet no?' to my mom the 28th and jinxed the entire city kandksk #going to the city and watching the at least decades years old trees fallen with their roots out with this face 😬 #yeah pretty wild huh #i was going to be SO productive these days fuck you mother nature #rui thinks loudly #on the bright side! i reread the entire sakura cardcaptor manga in my bookshelf! #on the darkside lf the bright side! WHAT IS GOIN ON WITH THE AGEGAPS WTF CLAMP #felt like puke whener terada and rika had screentime🤢 #aND SAKURA'S PARENTS TOO the dad goes 'he (sakura's mom grandfather) always saw me like a villain' YEAH I WONDER WHY #ITS NOT LIKE YOU MARRIED YOUR HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT AT HER SIXTEENS #oh but she was really happy🥺 BULLSHIT

[benbamboozled]

Guys, don’t worry, I know you were wondering and, yes, I can confidently say—

Deadman IS a hottie under his mask.

My work here is done.

Source is Blackest Night #8

#Deadman #Boston Brand #look at that lil foxy hair curl. #propagating a ‘Boston Brand is Jason’s real dad’ conspiracy theory as we speak. #comic panels #the people were clamoring to know how hot Deadman actually was. #also to everyone going: WAIT Deadman’s face is a mask??? #the answer is: kinda. #Deadman was a persona he performed under who looked like Deadman. #when Boston died and *became* Deadman (the dude with powers) his default appearance took on that of his Deadman persona. #HOWEVER! in Blackest Night he was briefly brought back to life #and so his default appearance switched BACK to ‘dude wearing a mask.’ #that’s comics baybeee!! 😎👉👉 #anyways I’m weirdly attached to Deadman because of that time he tried to save Jason Todd in the warehouse… #and was like ‘WTF IS ALL THIS??? THIS SUCKS??? BATMAN WHERE WERE YOU???’ #‘HIS *MOM* SOLD HIM OUT??? I HATE HER!!!!’ #so I choose to believe that Deadman is still one of Jason’s staunchest allies even though I don’t think Jason would remember it or… #possibly even know who Boston Brand is lol. #also a Red Hood/Deadman team up would be cool. #especially because Boston is Jason Todd’s real dad as previously established. #(okay but look that would be a good way of tying in Preboot Jay’s acrobat background.) #(just saying)

[icyhotheartwritings]

Things that happen when I leverage my birthday boy status to watch Hermitcraft on the big tv in the living room

#icy rambles #he’s obsessed with hermit permits #and laughed at scar’s agony #this is great #my mom came in and was like ‘wtf is going on’ #and i said grian recreated the dmv experience in minecraft #and dad went #‘NO. he made the /hermit permit/ office and keeps putting people on hold’ #this is hilarious this is the only hermit he likes #he’s walked in on me watching hermitcraft before and he like. really does not like mumbo or iskall. #but grian? grian won him over. #hes gonna say something about the base blooben test and take me out at the kneecaps when i least expect it