#wtf part 6

[worldsetfree]

Analysis: The Star (Part 6)

He's my favourite, oh my God I could ramble about this man. The character arc is chef's kiss. Will do proper headcanons another day.

Superman with a bad ending. Part 6 is a sad but fitting culmination of Kujo Jotaro's character arc.

The consequences of being distant and misunderstood combined with the burden of being "The Man" turn his life into a tragedy.

His anxiety has grown with his responsibilities. Look how his thoughts evolve from Part 3 to Part 6.

Divorce never happens for only one reason, but there are a few things shown in the story that make me raise my eyebrows.

Most obviously, I think the events of Part 4 scared him. He spent 10 years trying to live a normal life, didn't maintain his ability to stop time, and he almost died because of it.

"Stand Users attract Stand Users" - that and the effects that the arrows had on Morioh are enough to give anyone pause.

Jotaro is a protector first and foremost. He absolutely felt compelled to chase down the remnants of DIO's legacy to keep his family safe.

He also had a child VERY young, and that's stressful on a relationship no matter how much you love them. Recall that Jolyne is born only 3-4 years after the end of Stardust Crusaders.

But we know he loves Jolyne deeply and probably never wanted her to get mixed up in all of the Stand mess. He never wanted to get involved in this himself, remember?

The greatest gift he could give his daughter is the peaceful life he never had. That's all any parent wants for their child.

He probably had some awareness of Pucci's activity (though likely not his identity), but didn't put it together until it was too late.

Jotaro wasn't expecting to wake up after his encounter with White Snake. 100% was furious with Jolyne for putting herself in danger like that.

He's not proud of her at all for this stupidity, damn it.

I am soooo sick of the "lol Jotaro got nerfed why was he so dumb" rhetoric around the final fight.

In the end, he makes the same choice he's always made: to defend his loved ones because that's who he's always been. Pucci knew that, too.

And let's be real, Made in Heaven is a horrible matchup for Star Platinum.

Jotaro is among the most controversial of Joestars, and I get it, but I adore his complexities. He's a flawed hero, and he bears the heaviest burdens of the Joestars.

Like many, I wanted Part 6 to have a happy ending, but I loved it anyway. In the Ireneverse, he's still Jotaro. He's probably still divorced. But without Pucci around to carry DIO's legacy, I hope he got the peaceful life he wanted.

Feedback and discussion always welcome. :)

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #part 6 #stone ocean #jotaro kujo #also his fashion choices confound and enamour me so much #those snakeskin parts are so aggressively slutty but wtf how does he pull them off? #ramblingsfromzawarudo

[altruistic-meme]

so. it has recently come to my attention that "Midnight Murder" is NOT a game that everyone grew up playing and is instead a game that was probably made up by my family.

but im curious anyway

"Midnight Murder" is a game that's a hybrid of "hide and seek" and "freeze tag" with the one extra requirement that it MUST be played only when it's dark outside.

#it has to ve dark thats where the midnight part comes from #also i played this game from literally like 6 years old so like. come on. #i wanna know #google had no idea what i was trying to find when i searched for it #it was giving me murder mystery video games this is NOT THAT #shh ac #polls #also i am so so tempted to see if i can do a public game of Midnight Murder in my city ;;;; #bc it sounds like so much fun #but it's going to be. hard. when no one knows wtf midnight murder IS

[bewitchedmold]

I love JoJo's character designs bc it's so goofy💀 the fuck is on Jolyne's boots? Cheez-its? Why does pucci have Bluetooth connected hair? Is polnareff's hair actively tearing a hole in the O-zone layer? Is your fucking grill spelling out your name? ARE THOSE JORDAN SOLES ON YOUR TITTIES??? 😭

#jjba #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo golden wind #jojo part 5 #jjba part 3 #jjba stardust crusaders #jjba joseph #jjba battle tendency #jjba part 2 #i hate to point fingers but atp wtf is araki smoking😭 #AND JOTARO WITH HIS WEEZER BLUE EYES WTF #jjba stone ocean #jjba part 6 #jjba pt9 #jjba pt2 #jjba pt 4 #jjba pt 5 #jjba part 7 #jjba part 5 #jjba part 4 #jjba part 1 #jolyne cujoh #enrico pucci #jean pierre polnareff #gyro zeppeli #narciso anasui #jjba shitpost #kermit the frog is waiting for you at your doorstep with a tattoo gun in hand

[diesaur]

there’s just these specific stand designs I really love

#jojo’s bizarre adventure #green green grass of home #green baby #jjba #jjba part 6 #stand #IDK WTF TO TAG THIS AS? #me art #fanart #jojo stone ocean #stone ocean

[rakones]

on another note i finished part 6 and like... are we okay like genuinely what the fuck was that ending

#jjba #part 6 #wtf #anyway lets take uboprofen and then go to therapy 😊

[etcnnante]

love being insane about weather report and i need to spew my thoughts about him and pucci and their stories aligning greatly with those told about cain and abel. as well as emporio being awfully similar to seth- cain and abel's lesser known younger brother. a LOT of biblical talk which i know most people aren't fond of, so it's going under a read more.

the story of cain and abel is so widely known, but i don't think most people know everything - such as the upbringing, the buildup, and the inevitable downfall of the two. the story of cain and abel have been done over and over, each told a varying degree of success, so i think it's interesting to see araki's version of it. (if he even intended the similarities to be there, which could be possible. but i don't doubt it since he is quite well versed in christianity / the imagery.) honestly, when you think about it at first ... the similarities don't seem to be there besides the obvious "pucci killed his brother and betrayed him" since weather got in the way of him achieving heaven. but the longer you look, the more you can see the similarities. so please bear with me as we try to unscramble these thoughts together and best explain the betrayal story of cain and abel, and how seth comes in to save humanity. the most striking for me is the usage and importance of weather report's disk. when cain strikes abel, he is coated in the blood of his brother and because of this- the blood of abel that's staining his clothing, cain would never be able to reach heaven and inevitably leads to his downfall. the blood of abel preventing cain's entry in heaven reminds me a lot of the final showdown between pucci and emporio- the final stretch before gaining eternal greatness, where he is stopped by emoprio's utilization of weather report's disk, effectively preventing him from achieving heaven. while not quite the same, weather report's disk act's as the perfect replacement for abel's blood- a final haunting reminder of the killing of his brethren, now stopping pucci within his tracks and being used against him despite being so close to heaven even after his endless offerings. this is also where emporio's role of seth comes into play- and, in relation to cain and abel, seth services as a replacement for abel after his death- essentially becoming abel's new mouthpiece and ushers in our current humanity. which emporio does after weather's death, acting as his mouthpiece and successfully helping joylne create a new humanity- all while the disk comes back to haunt pucci and prevent him from achieving his goal. it's beautifully poetic, in a way. while obviously not shared by blood, the bond between emporio and weather cannot be underestimated. they had a great deal of trust in each other and it's clear weather even seemingly regarded emporio as a little brother to him, going to immense lengths to keep him safe. there's a lot more in relation to weather report and other biblical allegories- such as heavy weather being triggered subconsciously by weather's hatred for humanity, turning anyone affected by the rainbows into snails. the important bit is the snails, and how snails are thought of as "the symbol of the wicked passing away" within the bible- obviously signifying how weather truly feels about humanity and how vile and "slimey" it has become when regaining his memory. he can feel at ease knowing there will be no more wickedness plaguing humanity anymore. don't know how to properly conclude these thoughts. just hoping my rambles are coherent and don't seem too far stretched, especially since i do believe, in some way, this may be araki's personal retelling of cain and abel to some extent. the man is obviously into christianity and it's aesthetic's, it's not like jesus christ isn't an actual character in the damn series unironically 😭 but i hope theres some cohesion when explaining these thoughts because whew there’s a lot of them.

#█ ▌ 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩. / ooc. #█ ▌ 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. / headcanons. #█ ▌ 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙫𝙚. / weather report. #( need to get this OUTTA my fuckin drafts man it’s been sitting and collecting cobwebs for months ) #( also wtf long ass post i’m so sorry ) #( not religious or anything but i gotta put my long forgotten years of bible study to use ) #( anyways :)) the religious allegories go crazyyyyy in part 6 ) #( and i love him <3 he means the world to me for some reason i think the shared dynamic him ; pucci and pearla have is very interesting ) #( i think i just like sibling dynamics i guess bjfhbjHBJHF ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE TRAGIC [ie: okuyasu & polnareff ]) #( anyways thank u if u made it thru the whole post <333 ) #( it is a very jumbled mess of my thoughts ... )

[lighteyed]

i love teen wolf so much and it will always be my favorite show but you could NEVER make me watch that movie

#haven’t seen it never will see it i don’t accept it as part of the canon #personally i’ve decided i make my own endings to shows #that 70s show ends right before eric leaves #once upon a time? ends season 6 NOT season 7 #supernatural ends an episode early because wtf was that finale

[ieaiaioshine]

Weather Report Headcanon

This slut have a blonde hairy chest. Let no one deny me. 🥵

#headcanon #jjba #jjba headcanons #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizzare adventure #weather #jojo part 6 #ocean stone #weather report #weird #wtf is this #jjba stone ocean #stone ocean #stone ocean jjba #jojo weather report #jjba weather report #narciso anasui #jjba part 6

[kyuala]

i know this is crazy cause this is literally a kpop blog but when i say ive barely kept up w any kpop releases in a long time i mean it 💀 the last comeback i paid attention to that wasnt nct was back in last OCTOBER like thats CRAZY

#that is actually insane to me bc kpop is def my favorite genre and has been such an important part of my life for the past ~6 years #but idk what happened i just froze in time #there was actually a ~6 month period during this time when i barely listened to any music at all like 💀 what was that abt #sometimes i just get fed up w the noise and need my thoughts to be alone in my head #n then i snap out of it and im like. damn that was crazy #mari.txt #anyways im trying to get back on track now but its so hard 😭 there have been SO many releases since then wtf

[diwns]

so *knuckles cracking* dexter

#ss1: great intro to the series. 8/10 #ss2: good follow up from ss1. loved the chase. also lila. wow. probably my favorite. 9/10 #ss3: first half of the season was cringe. motive was predictable. mid. 6/10 #ss4: trinity was overhyped? or outdated. meh. better than ss3. 7/10 #ss5: vigilante plotline. felt the thrillin' part again ever since ss1. last episode was rushed for the exit part. 7/10 #ss6: blood & gore & tons of catholic symbolism. the most eyes popped moments i've had watching dexter. great up until the last 3 eps. 8/10 #ss7: wtf... 5. debra my girl sufferred so much *sobs* #ss8: aint watching that. #i'd give dexter an 8 if i watched this when it aired. but i didn't so 7. the show IS old. but good overall. #dippi.txt

[emolgabrine]

Okay. I feel comfortable enough to share this story with everyone.

When I was 13, I made my first friends online. I was in the Splatoon community, the Octo Expansion just came out and I had just started to become part of communities in the Internet. My first friends were a group of 5 older teens to adults.

I trusted them. My parents emotionally neglected me at the time and I was an outcast at school because I was different. And we rarely started leaving the house after my little brothers were born, so most of my days were and still are on the internet. I had little experience with friendships, so often the friendships I formed in real life often failed because I had no idea what I was doing. No one would teach me what I even did wrong.

The same trend continued here. I started having awful ideas (And I'm talking about ideas about sensitive topics that I learned about but poorly handled due to not doing my research) and they started to ignore me. It wasn't until I suddenly turned my oc into a trans male that they kicked me out.

They said I was being insulting to trans people, when all I just did was suddenly turn my oc into a guy. I was new to the LGBT community, I didn't know how long the process of transitioning was at the time. However, they didn't explain it to me. The group gained a couple more members since then. It was 6-7 older teens to adults, all ganging up on a child through 3 of them talking to me. A child who was 13 at that.

They kicked me out and they didn't tell me what I did wrong, never to let me back in. I was scared of even making trans characters after that. I wasn't transphobic, I was just so scared of accidentally screwing up and offending people again that I just decided it wasn't worth the risk. Ironically, here I am now, a trans man who's closeted in real life.

This fear of screwing up bled into more things. A combination of that and a couple more failed friendships not only caused me to get scared of making mistakes, but also losing trust in people. I'd forget about the next two, but never the first. Team Dark Fuchsia was forever burned in my memory, the group of adults who taught me that mistakes are something to be ashamed of, and that you must always expect to be abandoned at any moment. (DO NOT GO HARASS THE BLOG. It's long dead, and it's been so long. Just do the right thing and leave it alone.)

I'm turning 19 in a couple of months. I still panic whenever I mess up even over minor things, and I still fear getting abandoned. Sometimes, I still think about my ex friends and what could've been if I had known better. What could've been if I was enough.

The moral of this story? Children are very impressionable and sometimes have gone through much that you don't know about. Please be considerate and patient, at least with children. Your actions could potentially affect them for the rest of their lives.

#ventish #I was just thinking about my ex friends again and just had to get this off of my chest #6 years later and I'm still feeling the effects of being abandoned and not being told wtf I did wrong #and if my ex friends see this post #part of me wants to forgive them but another part of me still hates them #anyway yeah #don't be an asshole to children online

[get-starfingered]

So glad the fandom has no control over the canon of this series, istg these takes are so bland and would ruin Jojo's.

#not to be That Guy but this person clearly didn't understand/care for the story Araki was telling with both parts 5 & 6 respectively #low hanging fruit finding some rando spouting off about how they want to scrap stone ocean but hey #no it would not have been more impactful for any of dio's kids to have ended the joestar curse actually #wtf are you on #''the joestars should have been completely helpless against their foes & fate unless they possessed some of their enemies' DNA'' 🤢 #and although giorno reflects both dio and jonathan in his design his story and hos characterization the whole point of his adventure was #defining himself and achieving his goals without being held back by the entrenched workings of society/the mob + his past home life + fate #Jolyne's journey is (in part) about severing a fate she did not consent to and that had fractured her life seemingly beyond repair #giorno has nothing to do with her journey & he (having brando + joestar blood) is not ''more worthy'' of ending the curse #to branch off into yet another tangent: i've become annoyed by the constant nattering of fans regarding giorno not meeting pucci as #ungalo et al did. pucci's gravity wasn't gathering every single one of dio's spawn to one point #it specifically drew to him the children who had fallen into lives of disorder/dismay/disrepair. those who are lost #it wasn't just ''all of dio's blood whoops araki forgot giorno 🤪'' it was following the themes of part 6 #but of course many jojo fans are notoriously allergic to seeing the themes of each part & care more about fan service than anything else #might make a bigger post about this one of these days lol

[badolmen]

Favorite character dynamic is 30+ year old badass who has serious beef with a kid that weighs 90lbs soaking wet.

#ra speaks #personal #character dynamics #not romantic this full ass adult wants to punt this 12 yo kid across the room #best if the feeling is mutual. kid is a dick and the adult is an asshole. equal parts insane dynamic. #yes it’s about blorbo from my shows <3 #she’s too sober for this shit #I want to throw her in a McDonald’s play scape and see if she establishes dominance or gets stuck in the net #sevika out here triggering a psychotic breakdown for her boss’ kid. partially bc said kid accidentally vaporized her arm 6 years ago. #like GIRL WTF there is something so so wrong with BOTH of you #I want to study you like radioactive canabalistic zombie ants <3

[aaamike]

My fucking heart bro...

#maybe I cried a little #SHE LOVES HER DAD #jotaro kujo #jolyne cujoh #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo’s bizarre adventure #jjba part 6 #stone ocean #lol #good anime #wtf #funny as hell #good manga #dank #anime memes

[eathefuckingoatmeal]

I give props to Simblr’s who take essentially a week or even a few days, to complete a house from scratch… I took 6 hrs to complete a single part of a house and that was just the kitchen…………

;>

#my sims #sims #sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims stuff #simblr #why #how did I take 6 hrs and only completed one part of a house? #like wtf #that’s not even including the fact that I haven’t put clutter in it yet. #I’m starting my first legacy I think? or trying to find time for it #imagine how long the other rooms and parts of the house will take me! #my goodness #I appreciate the simblrs who upload houses a little more now cause I don’t have the patience or time

[l0v3c0r3e]

wtf is wrong with me i forgot to wish my long distance bsf a happy halloween

#byler #i feel like such a jerk #and yesterday i forgot i had plans with one of my friends #and the worst part is i have known her for 6 years but then she moved away and we havent talked much sense #why do i keep forgetting about people wtf #then i also grew apart from my ex bsf this year #WTF