#wtf you can double book yourself and expect me to change my plans for you
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Return of the Thief Notes, Part Two: The Book of Pheris, Volume 2, Chapters 1-5
Notes from my first read, October 2020. (Part One | Part Three | TaT)
Contents:
Me losing my mind in multiple ways each chapter, helpful links, nighttime garden cousins, an Irene pun, notes from my second read, “mwt is just like going for it,” and “this is so fucked up and heartwarming.”
Format:
Page number. My thoughts (Context?)
Volume 2
Illustration
Book 2 bro
Now we’re caught up and changed forever by lots of things
What printer’s apprentice made this?
Elephants!
Chapter 1
175. me too, Costis, me too. I am so tired. (it’s hard to sleep when your brain and heart and everything are fizzing because you’re reading Return of the Thief for the first time and a new Queen’s Thief book for the last time)
176. Klimun + Gerosthenes vibes [moon doodle]
Holes in documents. That’s cute
Gen!!! <3
Wtf Ansel was hoodwinked!
177. The Queen waited
They’re ridiculous
Hi Pheris
Wtf he stole her earrings for Melheret?!?
178. Excuse me??? What is this book (sleeveless leather tunic)
He still roams!!!
Tattoos!
179. a sentence I never fucking expected to read ever “The absence of tattoos…”
180. that’s interesting
Stacked like kindling wow oh dear
181. She wants him to move in lol
Lol sorry Ion
Did she just want them to leave the room?
182. I can’t with this… I can’t. Why is sex symbol Relius canon. (the play that featured him! It’s great, it’s great, it was just a lot to take in!)
Silver crown?
183. Cleon! Rude!
Did they call Costis to deck him?
Queen scene!! <3
184. This is an epic. Abt Costis. Dirty stranger
185. he’s “the high king”
Lol
187. prophet (Pheris sure makes Costis sound like one)
Shut up Piloxides
188. resources for war! (book launch foreshadowing part two! She talked a lot about this kind of thing as well, and recommended the book Alexander the Great and the Logistics of the Macedonian Army)
189. “we”
What were you gonna say (Gen almost says something to Costis part one)
193. RIP The Magus Archives … it was not to be. Yet.
194. Melenze’s doorstep. Why? Bc Melenze is Ferria’s dog. (idk dude that line from ACoK has just never left me)
195. This is … a big war
196. Oh gen
Nighttime garden cousins.
Chapter 2
197. wtf did Relius think of that play
Also … not a peep from the sacred mountain huh
198. wtf will happen with Cleon
with Erondites
with THE MOUNTAIN
a lot going on
everyone was in that room but Kamet! So close!
199. Cute Fordad + Gen friendship (I never said these notes would make me look smart)
Same 2 T + R! :) It’s not them is it? (I NEVER SAID THESE NOTES WOULD MAKE ME LOOK SMART)
Poor Teleus
200. gdi Gen
Excuse me? Is he worried for Pheris??? (taking his tablet)
They trust each other! C’mon!
Sure he has reasons
202. oh dear. :( that’s … the worst cover story
Also falling
203. wow almost like a story huh
Ula’s altar :(
Why haven’t we had a Gen and Costis scene IN THREE BOOKS
205. I just … I don’t know if he’s just miserable or if it’s all a plan. I feel like I should know it’s all a plan. But he really feels like he has far to go. He’s just a mess and the same and so different. (having a small Gen meltdown)
205. he did give him the gun
Odd that he missed Quedue
206. he’s gonna bite them (buckle up! it’s abdication time!)
207. Power. Power. Power. Power.
Thx 4 the editorializing Pheris
208. Gen is making choices. That’s a choice.
209. There’s KoA down the drain
Aaaand he’s Eugenides
“Eugenides stared into the future”
The page of like 3 different tumblr posts: Trophy husband, Library, No! yes!
210. make sure he doesn’t leave lol
211. Pheris :(
Also fucked up timing for Irene
I love them
212. again with the birthday book
He’s still the king in the narration
Go on the roof! So close!
213. EUGENIDES IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE my motto
Viper! Bastard!
Oh shit. I love them.
214. “our treaty” “our queen”
AAAH! Wedding night!
Asked her to leave!
Smash Erondites and peace out, literally
215. a frank talk
HE SAID IT.
216. The Bructs?
Wait is this his grandfather (taking a moment to remember all about Susa)
Also that’s Costis territory
217. who is this lion
218. #3 to Gen.
219. hmmm ring
There’s been a lot to unpack wow.
Did this happen, Pheris? Pheris?!
220. Atté atté!
(Dear reader: for some strange reason, I completely forgot about taking notes on the final pages of this chapter. These notes are from when I reread those pages a few minutes later.)
Erondites full cup to brimming
The Pherises…
We must think of others before ourselves … occasionally
I do not like Orutus
Don’t fence Costis in! Does this count as prison? No (I had a square on my bingo board for “someone ends up in prison” ... but it turned out to be for someone else)
221. damn Costis
Aaah
Costis …
Irene… your jokes (I mean, it’s a joke, but also it is very real for her.)
SHE SAID IT!
My heart
222. where is Relius going?
SPYING
What you see and what you think it means (I love these instructions/this quote so much)
So are Susa + Erondites 2gether or what (listen ... proximity generates meaning in these books)
Also, like
What can
I say
WHAT CAN I SAY (Hell yeah! Never more glad to be wrong about the magus)
[page long list of doubles and parallels - from Cleons and Pherises and Ions to god-character and character-character connections]
Also the fact that in KoA and TaT Relius was like … oh … no … I just live a gentle life being friends with my king and queen and being scholarly. But no. He’s SPYING and TRAVELING MYSTERIOUSLY and has MANY LOVERS and also has been WITH TELEUS ALL ALONG and there is a PLAY written about him and he has a ~messenger~ network and PLAYS THE FLUTE and DOESN’T MAKE HIS BED and DISLIKES MATH and oh and he’s VERY HANDSOME! (Yes I was losing it, I hope my note from after the poem helps show some of the feelings behind this rant.)
Fucking … Wine shop. Should have known.
Chapter 3
224. ominous
Hello magus!
Sophos … babe (his impatience!)
225. Magus … cool your socks that’s your bff (he’s just describing Helen’s dead body! Fun!!!!)
In the van
That was good I love them
Why is it Couples Hour?
226. finally we’re out of the capital of Attolia
Ok they’re so cute
She was NEVER Helen in ACoK narration!
Also – Pheris. This is all Pheris. (Pheris plus information others told him!)
227. Bringing each other up to date – that’s their thing. Talking forever
All this talk of shooting Therespides
228. EX FUCKING SCUSE ME (time to learn a lot about the country of Eddis)
He was 15! (or almost 15)
He didn’t know! Or did he!
The MoW!
All thru Pheris
Fuck you magus
When did he know
229. EXCUSE ME
The emeralds?
Assumed the worst?
That classic quote about little to do with winter but with “seducing other people’s lovers”
230. yeah Sophos that’s a lost cause (“spare me my blushes”)
Also she didn’t answer you
What are they laughing about (the generally nameless men we’re learning many things about this chapter)
233. Gen I think it’s fair to say that was a mistake
234. wtf Gen
GEN! he just. Had those. (the jewels!)
Her crown
I cannot
235. Gen!
237. Crash
Her CHANGES
238. THESE TWO
239. called annux
Yeah it’s like … a family meeting (the war council)
Bring your father to work day
241. Oh no.
Stenides! Boagus!!!!!!!
EDDIS!
Wolves! Lol
mwt is just like going for it
243. aww
Eddis > Boagus > Gen
244. Yeah I’m with her on this. (“if that doesn’t frighten you, it should”)
Chapter 4
245. Gen and Magus scene yes!
Two people affected by his long hair (Gen and the magus? I think?)
Pheris are you there?
Gen … you used to wish yourself out of existence
Wow
Hair vanity
Yeah also battlefield
Ion is a darling tbh
248. Is he. Is he going to fight all of them
Also they are all his cousins huh
AULUS! I liked you!
Same, Hilarion
Taking a page out of Costis’s book?
You have definitely seen it before. (I mistook his lie for truth!)
Will Costis hear about this? (please)
249. #4 to Gen!
Pheris where are you
Why doesn’t the Continent want to conquer them (do I get partial credit for this)
A tattoo!
250. “Do not offend the gods”
Honestly … too bad Helen DIDN’T do this
251. he said he’d give all he had
I’m sure there are rules
253. Just men? :( (let everybody fight him!)
Ornon is back! I mean, of course he is
Also yea they practice
HELLO ORNON
A house being built … or one knocked down. Nice
Is Teleus in on this?
254. Pheris called him my king!
255. I wanna know which guards though
:( he’d been faking
Kicked him in the head (ouch)
256. “when he fell”
I … don’t like this
He never gives up. The thieves don’t have limits. They have flash points.
Stepped on his hand
“Enough Gen” – what Irene said?
257. :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
The magus. I forgot he was there.
The magus said … nevermind …
The magus is probs very into this as a cultural thing. Also he was talking to the MoW
Pigeon. The sky. :( Like in TT (OH BOY, THE SKYYYY)
If there was a god, Pheris would see…
258. They’ve, they’ve been through a lot.
Oh god what’s next
259. I … no. not in his arms to the palace.
The palace where….
The stairs…
They are all 3 lookers. Basilisks and brass and lead
I hate this. But I love this.
I will someday see this differently.
Ah yes… the grunt. Approval.
260. Honestly, this is so fucked up and heartwarming. These books.
Lol don’t defend Hilarion, we know him
Eddis visits him.
Attolia watches him.
261.WTF Gen. I knew it. Why.
Crying or laughing? Crying? :(
How does this not undermine her now that he is her king?
But … what he wouldn’t do for her.
262. “he did fine”
This book is like… Reasons Gen Says Sorry
So, so… - Helen
GEN!
263. I am right. I am always right. It’s a curse.
Helen :( :( :(
The amount of times these people have seen him beaten.
He’s like … self destructive, but in a way that gives himself more power. Which he hates.
Gen, let them in. Let them in.
Chapter 5
264. honeycomb
OH NO. is it happening?
266. I’m just supposed to accept this?!! What does it mean?!
267. … a my king moment … important
But like … now can he fight?
Caryatid? [doodle after I looked it up]
268. Teleus!
C’mon Teleus. Everyone you love or respect loves him!
Honestly Pheris and Teleus … not a duo I expected
THESE TWO ARE SO DEDICATED TO TELLING HIM THAT! Ok I should chill. At least he said “may.” These are like … Pheris’s life lessons.
Honestly… I love that Teleus likes poetry, or at least likes it for Relius.
269. Lol Legarus. It’s been years! I mean, I guess that was a big deal for him… (almost being executed is a big deal for most people.)
Does he not love Gen because of Relius? Because Gen manipulated him? Because he keeps sending away his successor? Why on earth not! Hop on that train! (...)
It’s interesting that their relationship is the one that touches Pheris, not Gen and Irene. Hm.
Also … “Idiot.” The parallels.
“relatively gently” (it’s so good)
~Teleus here to talk about love~
This book is full of surprises.
270. That is NOT the bright side, Gen (“I could use my newfound authority to insist on going into battle”)
271. BUNNY! Wtf is a wineglass warrior
Very cute everyone, good job.
Still sad about Helen’s tears.
271. Gen. Don’t say these things. [volcano doodle]
272. SEE I was worried about this! The doubt!
I am not ok
This is TOO MANY Eddisian Revelations (Lader time)
Yeah. Wow.
273. Cleon x5
I … his grandfather
No.
Baby Helen begging
How did Pheris get this scene
Gen chose Cleon for his plan
275. IRENE WITH THE STATS!
276. lol Gen
My brother Sounis!
277. Missing Relius club.
Where is he though
Yes! Sophos Gen food fight!
Grapes!
“Wisdom”
He’s “the king” here and in KoA bc that’s the story but also that’s who he is to Pheris and Costis
278. So how did that Irene and MoW meeting go anyway?
How does Aulus know???
Thief short story! Probably terrible to reread, oh no
279. Are … are Aulus and Boagus together???! (“his slightly smaller partner”)
This feels … potentially traumatic … but fun? Idk
Fleece
280. This dang book. No rules!
The chandelier! So dramatic!
Mwt had … a lot to put into this one. A lot. A lot.
283. “not the Thief he was chasing”
284. The queens! The salute!
He can’t give this up.
Official Worries:
100,000 soldiers heading towards Kamet
Re: Lyopidus, Gen called Sophos his brother. Helen apparently might BE his sister. Temenus and Stenides are also going to a war where 9/10 will probably die.
Also
the MoW could have been a king if he’d stolen Helen’s throne. A lot there.
why does this book have the vibe of the library post, my comic from 2010, the king and queen interactions here, and the military tactics dream
#part twooo#word clouds next#the queen's thief#return of the thief#mwt#rott spoilers#return of the thief spoilers#something i
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Sweet As Can Be
Genre: F L U F F, a little nsfw at points, lots of ice cream and smooches
Word Count: 10k baby
Summary: Summer jobs blow, but boy are you glad that the cute ice cream scoop decided to work this summer break
(This whole idea came from me falling in love worth Scoops Ahoy and Steve Harrington in Stranger Things season 3, but it’s nothing like Stranger Things lol.)
it was hot out
Like REALLY HOT
You know that type of humid sticky hot that feels like the air is just suffocating you in it’s yucky blanket of heat
That type of hot
You could feel yourself melting with each step you took home,,,it was just nasty
Each owner of the little mom and pop shops you’d pass by would give you a sympathetic smile or wave as you struggled on your trek home,,,oOf they knew it was bad out there
It was horrible >:(
All you wanted was to be at home laying in front of an industrial fan, drinking some cold goddamn water
Maybe not an industrial fan that would be really aggressive,,,a moderately sized but still powerful fan
You had been planning on relaxing by the beach this afternoon
You even packed a cute little beach bag with a sandwich, a juice box, a towel, sunscreen, and some books you were reading!!!
but you forgot to check the weather and weren’t expecting this ~𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓽𝔀𝓪𝓿𝓮~ to hit and hit HARD
You set out for your beach adventure all excited to finally get a relaxing afternoon to yourself and the wonderful ocean!
But as you continued your journey to the beach, the temperature began to increase, going from a temperate 80 degrees fahrenheit with a nice breeze here and there to a WHOPPING 96 degrees with intense humidity and literally no breeze
Like wtf
Halfway to the beach you decided to call it, it was way too hot and the thought of steaming like a lobster on the sand wasn’t very appealing anymore
Throughout your walk home you had eaten your sandwich and drank your juice box
It wasn’t even a big juice box it was like one of those stupid Motts Kids juice boxes that only contains like 5 sips of juice, anyway-
Your tummy was rumbling and you were slowly giving into the idea of getting food
You scanned the block you were walking for any place to grab something to eat
There was a flower shop, not an option
A salon, once again,,, thats a no go
Rows and rows of apartments, lucky bastards in their air conditioned homes
Your eyes fall on a yellow and pink building, it sticks out like a sore thumb around the chicer buildings in the area
Walking closer you read the shops sign
‘Scoopies Frozen Treats: Authentic Ice Cream Parlor!’
PERFECT
Pushing the double doors open, you hear a little bell go off signifying the workers you were here
The…wor…kers??
There was nobody here
No one was behind the counter or the rows and rows of ice cream tubs
ICE CREAM TUBS
With hesitant steps and a few more glances around the parlor you walked up to the glass window where the ice cream was held
The colors and flavors were mesmerizing, they all looked so delicious
Of course you had your classics: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, etc.
But there were also some more interesting flavors: lemon poppyseed, honey pistachio, PB&J swirl, Sour Patch kids and more
Entranced by the varying flavors you never heard the back door being pushed open by a grumbling boy
Or the sound of his feet as he made his way over to you
“Hi welcome-“
“HOLY SHIT”
“-to Scoopies?”
You swear you jumped five feet in the air from being startled
Damn he got you good,,,real big spook
Composing yourself and trying to will away the flush of embarrassment you finally look up at the boy who just gave you the scare of your life
“Yes, h-hi, hello. Jesus you really startled me wOW.” You managed to cough out
Wow really articulate
Your jumpy nerves did not settle when you focused on the employee in front of you
oh
Oh wow he’s really cute
Black fluffy hair, pale skin, cute eyes that were scrunched up to match the look of a somewhat grumpy concern on his face
And to top it all off,,,a Scoopies uniform
A light pink and white striped t shirt with a yellow apron which had a smiling ice cream cone on it
The text underneath the cone said “I’m as sweet as our ice cream!” SNORT
The pout that he was wearing seemed to speak otherwise
“Soooo are you gonna get anything?”
Oh right you were here for ice cream
“Yeah! Could I please have two scoops of strawberry please?”
You totally didn’t flash your brightest smile at him in hopes that he would think you were as cute as you thought he was nope not at all
Giving you a nod, he pulled out his scooper and began to fill your order
And not to like,,, drool or anything but his hands be lookin NICE while he grips that ice cream scooper
Making your way to the register you wait for the boy to finish scooping your order
“$3.50 is your total”
You hand over your money and he grabs it
Your eyes follow up his arm to look at his pretty face again
His hair was puffy and tousled, most likely from the humidity along with his slightly rosy cheeks,,, damn it must suck to be working right now
You glance toward his chest, hoping to find a name tag
BINGO THERE IT IS
“Hi my name is Yoongi!”
Yoongi,,,,cute name
“Here’s your change, have a good afternoon.”
Grabbing both your change and ice cream you start to head out the door when you remember
The smoldering heat that awaits outside
Gross, like mega gross
You really didn’t want to face that again, not after being in the cool ice cream parlor
You glanced around the shop, there were only three tables and part of you didn’t feel like sitting at a table alone,,,that felt a little sad
The were pink stools and a counter next to the ice cream display and that seemed like a perfect place to sit your little butt down and enjoy your treat
You set your bag on the seat next to you and started to eat your ice cream and holy shit did it hit the spot
You almost moaned out loud about how good the cold creamy treat felt on your parched throat,,,it was delicious
Continuing to eat, you let your eyes wander in search for Yoongi, the cute ice cream boy
You really couldn’t help yourself
He was fiddling around with some equipment, you’re not really sure cause all you could focus on was his face tbh
He was very very pretty like one of the prettiest people you’d ever seen
Something about him just entrances you
He looked like the cute boy next door type that you dreamed about as a kid
Okay you gotta look away now this staring thing is getting kind of creepy
You continued to eat your ice cream only occasionally glancing toward the cute boy
Again you really couldn’t help yourself!!!
It was quite the shock when you saw him starting to walk over to you
This is your chance!!! Trying to talk to him is now your mission
Yoongi spritzed the glass display and began to clean it when he heard a voice cut through the silence of the parlor
“It must be hard working on such a hot day like this huh?”
Oh you were still here, he thought you had left a while back
Okay that’s such a lie he knew you were still here but was just trying to ignore you so he wouldn’t get distracted while cleaning and possibly knock something over and make a fool of himself
You were sweet(and really cute but you didn’t hear that from him), the sweetest customer he had all day, it seemed you fit the Scoopies “sweet as ice cream” slogan better than any of the employees
He was used to dealing with middle aged mothers coming in and barking orders at him about how they want to try this or that or how they only want this flavor but they were sold out of it but they wanted it anyways and-
It was safe to say that you were a very needed change of pace
Lost in his own thoughts, Yoongi realized he forgot to respond to your question
Your smile drops as you only get a grunt in reply to your question
Dang, not very talkative
You brace yourself and try and shoot your shot one more time
“Have you been very busy today? Ya know because of how warm it is?”
His eyes flicker up to yours and stare blankly for a second
Shit maybe you shouldn’t have pushed your luck and asked a second question
Oh noooo now he thinks you’re weird for asking him so many questions when he was clearly just trying to do his job and clean
In your head your beginning to formulate a plan of how to leave as quickly as possible without looking like a crazy person, oh god you can never walk on this block again in fear of him seeing you
“Honestly not as many as you’d think.”
OH
OH WEVE GOT A HIT
WE’VE GOT A PROPERLY WORDED RESPONSE
Your smile reaches your ears as you respond “it’s probably cause no one wants to leave their little air conditioned paradises and face the nasty heat.”
He gives you his own little smile in response
“Yeah I think that’s it.”
That little gummy smile sent your way made yours grow even larger
The silence between you two comes back but not for long
“Soooo, why did you leave your ‘air conditioned paradise’ today?”
ALERT ALERT HE JUST INITIATED THE CONVERSATION WHICH TRANSLATES THAT HES NOT ANNOYED BY YOOOUUU
You go into your whole spiel of how you were going to the beach but didn’t think to check the weather and look you even made this cute bag and all!!!
And he watched you, trying not to smile too big at the animated way you moved as you talked
Your hands flew all over the place and your eyebrows furrowed and unfurrowed at different points in the story, depending on the intensity
Once you finished the retelling of your day, you took a deep breathe
Talking about this heatwave got you really worked up
An understanding expression graced Yoongi’s features and he nodded
“That’s pretty rough. I missed my bus today and walked here in the heat too.”
“Isn’t just horrible out there?”
Yoongi was nice to talk to, there weren’t very many awkward pauses and your conversation kept him occupied while he cleaned
You had finished your ice cream a long time ago and now just sat at the counter, swiveling in your stool as you listened to Yoongi intently
But still, you knew that you couldn’t stay in that ice cream parlor forever even though you wanted to, very much so :(
You got up and threw your empty cup in the trash and gathered your bag, making sure you were leaving with everything you came with
Yoongi has gone back to cleaning the display, a little sad that you were leaving so soon
Even though it wasn’t “so soon” and you had been there a solid 45 minutes
As you were walking out the door you yelled “See you later!” over your shoulder and proceeded with your walk home
He muttered a soft “Bye” he doubts you heard but it’s the thought that counts
Yoongi stands back at the register twiddling his thumbs and replaying your conversation over in his head
Your conversation
You
HE NEVER ASKED YOU FOR YOUR NAME
WHAT KIND OF DOOFUS DOESNT ASK THE PRETTY GIRL HES BEEN CHATTING WITH FOR HER NAME
A YOONGI KIND OF DOOFUS APPARENTLY
He just prays that you come back to visit him so he can properly get to know you :(
You did say “see you later” so he hopes that’s a good sign
That later comes sooner than expected and you find yourself walking into Scoopies two days later
This time there’s a bit of a line but you wait, bouncing on your heels and hoping that time would move a little faster
You gotta see your cinnamon apple!!!!
Well not really YOUR cinnamon apple
He doesn’t really know you like that
Anyway the line finally shortens and your excited cause not only do you get to see Yoongi but you also get ice cream!!
You walk up to the register all confidently ready to woo Yoongi right then and there
Only to be greeted by a different employee
A shock of light pink hair and a nice smile
His name tag said “Hi my name is Jimin!” With a bunch of hearts and flowers doodle around it
“Hi there! What can I get for you today?”
“Oh um, could I please have two scoops of cookie dough please?”
Mission of woo cute ice cream scoop failed, target not in range and not serving you
But Jimin was very sweet to you and your pretty sure he gave you a little extra ice cream instead of just two scoops
You took a seat at the counter, peaking around equipment to see if Yoongi was hiding behind anything
He’s pretty small lol
Got ‘em
Anyway, no luck he wasn’t tucked in any crevice of the parlor
“Excuse me?”
Jimin turns toward you
Oh shit no this probably isn’t a smart
“Is-is he here?”
“Is who here?”
Again super articulate questioning you goof
“Um Yoongi! Is Yoongi here? Today?”
Jimin smiled, he likes your personality, you remind him of an over excited puppy always tripping over themselves
“No he isn’t in right now.”
You smile falters and you glance down
Suddenly your feet dangling off the stool became very interesting
“Okay, that’s fine.” You send him a small smile trying to mask your slight disappointment
You barely knew this dude but you were upset you didn’t get to see him working? Jesus girl get a grip
“Buuuut, he’ll be here in 15 minutes for his next shift!”
Your head shoots up from the ground
“Oh! Okay perfect!”
You grin widens as Jimin laughs at your reaction
“How do you know Yoongi? Are you a friend of his?”
How do you explain your infatuation with Yoongi
“Well not friends exactly,,,I’d like to be his friend! He helped me yesterday and we just kind of hit it off ya know?”
Jimin wiggles his eyebrows at you
“Ooooh hit it off huh?”
Your face immediately flushes pink
“No no no not like hit it off in a romantic sense!! Like platonically!! Buddies! Pals! I mean I do think he’s cute but it’s just friendly conversation, we’re amigos even!”
“So you think he’s cute?”
“Yes but that’s not the point I’m trying to make right now!”
Jimin giggles at your panicked response
“It’s okay calm down I’m not trying to give you a heart attack.” He says through his laughter
Phew okay he doesn’t think it’s weird
“I’ll put in a good word with your so called ‘amigo’ about you.”
He shoots you a wink and you give him a shy smile along with a quiet “Thank you”
You passed the time by eating your ice cream and scrolling through your phone
Something about Yoongi gave you butterflies in you stomach that you were currently trying to control
You continued to scroll on your phone trying to find interesting articles to pass the time
Oooh top ten smartest animals!
You quickly became engrossed with the article that ranged from poodles to dolphins, cooing at the cute pictures of animals
Meanwhile, Yoongi enters the parlor from the back entrance and changes into his apron
Tying it around his neck, he peeked through the little window on the break room door
Damn it looked busier than normal, his arms are gonna be so tired
He pouted a little, scanning the tables when his eyes landed on the counter
Holy shit
It was you!!!
You were sitting at the counter in all your glory!!
You’re wearing your hair different than last time, it’s cute uwu
Okay Yoongi collect yourself, you need a plan to approach her calmly
Just go up to her and start talking like you did last time, the conversation flowed so naturally it can’t be that hard
Taking a deep breathe, he burst through the door
…a little too enthusiastically causing you to glance up from your phone
Oh shit abort mission
You had the brightest most gorgeous eyes, so full of hope and wonder
Damn it now he’s just staring at you, speak Yoongi speak
“Hi.”
You blinked at him owlishly
“Hello.”
“It’s you.”
“…it is me.” You blinked again.
He gulped a little
You made him so nervous!!
“…h-hi.”
You tried to suppress a small grin forming on your face as you watched him fumble for his words
Okay so you aren’t the only nervous one here
“I thought we had already gotten through our greetings?”
He smiled a little at your sarcastic comment
“That we did, you are correct.”
You smiled at him fully, and reached a hand out to him
“I never introduced myself, I’m y/n.”
He stared at your hand a bit before taking it in his own and giving it a little shake.
“I’m Yoongi.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
You pulled your hand away, which made him a little :(((, and pointed at his name tag
Oh
Duh
He fidgeted a little before asking, “Can I get you anything?”
You looked down at your ice cream, “Jimin helped me already.”
Oh yeah he wasn’t the only one working
“But I would enjoy some company if you have the chance?”
Apparently you were feeling extra bold today
He glanced back at Jimin at the register and found him staring back at him
He winked and nodded his head, he could handle the shop alone for a bit
And if Yoongi had a possibility to get a girlfriend he would gladly run the shop alone whenever asked
Maybe Yoongi getting laid once in a while would make him less grumpy, Jimin chuckled to himself
Your conversation flowed, hopping from topic to topic with easy laughter mixed in
You showed him the article on the world’s smartest animals and showed him the video attached to it
It was Koko the gorilla you couldn’t NOT show him!
Yoongi spent most of his time watching your reactions to the video instead of watching it himself whoops
You talked for what felt like hours when in reality it was only 30 minutes
“Yoongi I hate to break it to you but it’s time for my lunch break so I need you to sling ice cream for a bit.”
Yoongi looked at you with a little disappointment
You were having such a good conversation:((( he didn’t want to go back to slinging ice cream :(((
“Don’t worry I’ll still be here when your done.”
He smiled at that, perfectly content to do his job if you were waiting for him
You watched him as he works, smiling at the way he would talk to little kids when they came in with their parents
He was so sweet to them, giving his little gummy smile and asking what they wanted
Your phone buzzes from your pocket
A text message from your best friend
Girls night starting in 10, you coming?
Damn you completely forgot about girls night
Yup! I’ll be there in five!
You catch Yoongi’s eye, frowning at him and telling him you have to leave, “Girls night awaits, can’t miss it.”
Yoongi nods, a tiny frown threatening to break out on his face
“I’ll be back, when do you work next.”
He looked back up at you, “tomorrow, 12:30-3:00.”
You smiled widely, “I’ll be there, see you tomorrow.”
You kept your promise, showing up to Scoopies only a little hungover from girls night
And you continued to show up to Scoopies a few days out of the week
You restricted yourself to only three cause you did have other things to do and you’ve been wasting a lot of money on ice cream
Eventually you learned the cycle of workers and who worked what shifts
There was Jimin, who mainly worked the afternoon shifts with Yoongi
Jungkook, who worked mornings before Yoongi and Jimin got there, sometimes sticking around for an afternoon shift if they were really busy
And Namjoon and Hoseok, who took the night shift + closing
You really enjoyed your visits to Scoopies, everyone was kind and charming and it was cold in there giving you an escape from summer heat
But you were upset
Your relationship with Yoongi wasn’t progressing outside of your little chats inside the parlor
You wanted more, to see him outside of his job
and also be outside the parlor so the temptation of buying ice cream almost every day wouldn’t be a problem
It was currently 2:15 and you were working up the nerve to ask Yoongi out
You even gave yourself a little pep talk on the way here to hype yourself up
It’s spooky, rejection is scary
Okay you just gotta do it, balls to the wall, all out boi
You cleared your throat
“Hey Yoongi, what time do you get off?”
He replied to you while he scooped ice cream, “Like in an hour, why?”
“Wanna walk me home when you’re done?”
Yoongi froze for a sec
You wanted him to walk you home??? Like just the two of you??? And you were willing to wait??
He furrowed his eyebrows, “an hours a pretty long time, are you sure you want to wait?”
“Of course! I brought some books to keep me entertained while I wait. And it’s much cooler here than it is at my apartment.”
“You brought books? Were you planning on waiting for me today?”
You flushed bright red
He caught you red handed >:(
“Nonononono nothing like that I just bring them everywhere. You see I get really bored really easily so I bring them to keep my attention on something ya know it just a habit now like I put them in my bag when I go anywhere cause ya know I don’t want to annoy people around me when I get kind of bored cause like-“
Yoongi smirked as he listened to you ramble on
“Y/n, that was a joke. Don’t freak out on me.”
You open and close your mouth a few times
You probably looked like a fish
“Oh a joke. Ha ha okay that makes sense.”
You scratch your head nervously and grab a book, opening to a random page so you could focus on something that wasn’t Yoongis teasing stare
Your nervous glancing around the page quickly morphed into fixated reading as you became more invested in the story line
You always felt that reading was a very good way to pass time, getting lost in a world that wasn’t yours
You changed positions on your stool multiple times while reading: sitting cross legged, kneeling, crossing your legs, resting your head on the counter, it was a habit
Yoongi noticed every time you shifted, smiling to himself
When you read you were still energetic and responsive
An hour passed by and Yoongi went into the back room to change
As he climbed the mountain, he heard the shrieks and groans of the creatures in the forest. He wasn’t alone out there, there were millions of-
A tap on your shoulder startles you
“Oops sorry, should’ve given you a warning. Ready to go?”
You pack your books and hop of the stool with a “yup!”
The two of you exit the parlor
You walk a block in silence
This is weird, neither of you are talking
“What are“ “What do you-“ both of you say at the same time.
You laugh a little, “you go first.”
He clears his throat, “What are some of your hobbies? Besides reading obviously.”
“Well, I like writing, um painting is pretty fun too! I like to go to the beach and people watch sometimes.”
He chuckles, “why people watching?”
“It’s really interesting, when I people watch I realize ‘woah I’m not the only person in the world who has a life and good friends and aspirations and stuff’. It’s out of body and humbling. Oh it’s also really funny to watch people who buy soft pretzels get attacked by seagulls.”
Wow
You were philosophical AND cute
A total dreamboat if you ask Yoongi
“Yeah, I get what you mean. I do that at work sometimes.”
“So what do you do when you’re not scooping ice cream?”
Yoongi stuck his hands in his pockets and looked down, “oh I sometimes compose music. I really like playing the piano too.”
Your expression brightens, “You have to let me listen sometime! I mean, only if your comfortable sharing of course, I don’t wanna make you do anything you don’t want to.”
He glances at you threw his bangs, “I think that’s a pretty good idea, I’ve already had my friends listen to it a bunch so I need some new ears to test it on.”
In no time, you arrive at your apartment complex
“Can I-“ “Is it okay-“
You roll your eyes playfully, “we have got to stop doing that it’s so cheesy
Yoongi nods and smiles “I totally agree. I went first last time so it’s your turn now.”
Okay now here’s the true test of your bravery
You’ve been preparing yourself to do this almost everyday and here’s your shot
“Can I get your number, maybe?”
There it is, your shooting your shot once more
“Oh yeah, yeah for sure. Here, gimme your phone.”
You hand him your phone and he diligently types in the numbers
“I’ll see you soon y/n.”
SWOON YOU GOT YOONGI’S NUMBER
You shoot him a text as soon as you step inside your apartment, Hey this is y/n!
Oof was the exclamation point to much?
You place your phone on the kitchen counter, too nervous to hold onto it and wait for a reply
The fridge looks very tempting and you tummy rumbles for real food
You only had breakfast and ice cream today oops
Bending over, you glance at the assortment of food
Strawberries, peppers, leftover pizza, grilled chicken-
Buzz buzz
You launch yourself into a standing position
You also subsequently hit your head on the freezer section above your fridge
Ouchy that one stings
Grabbing your phone you check the notification
Hey it’s Yoongi ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Did you get a concussion from banging your head too hard? Cause Min Yoongi does not seem like the type of guy to send emotions
Little did you know Yoongi was pacing his room wondering if the emoticon was a bad choice to send with his first text
You smile and type your reply
Hi there (〃￣ω￣〃)
To say the least, you two texted each other almost everyday, sometimes talking absolute nonsense that wouldn’t make sense to anyone else
Do you think dogs in different countries have different accents when they bark?
Y/n, go to sleep it’s 2:00 a.m
It’s a serious question （；へ：）
Or it was deep philosophical questions that neither of you really had the answer to
Is it worth understanding everything about our universe and planet if we don’t know why we were put on earth in the first place?
Holy shit y/n I don’t know, please go back to talking about dogs before I have an existential crisis
You also continued your walks home together, it was nice cause Yoongi only lived a few blocks away from you
The two of you discovered different layers of the other’s personality
Yoongi was goofy, like goofier than you expected
You’ve caught him dancing by himself in the parlors kitchen multiple and even when he sees you he doesn’t shy away, trying to drag you to dance with him
He was also a very sleepy boi, staying up too late to finish a song or practice piano :(((
And you’re always like get rest you goofball take care of yourself, but you secretly enjoy the little pout that takes over his face and half closed eyes when he’s close to drifting off during breaks
You also adoringly dubbed his break time as ‘nap time for the baby’
Yoongi already knew you were energetic but he didn’t know just how far your energy went
On the very rare night that Jimin and Yoongi would be stuck with closing, you’d stay around and help clean up
Loud music blasted in the parlor, thanks to your phone hooked up to the speakers and you were bouncing around the shop, cleaning fast with a big smile on your face
He thinks that’s the fastest Scoopies has ever been closed
And you were a deep thinker! Yoongi liked to listen to how you interpret different things and how you problem solved
Speaking of problems
It was Friday and you hadn’t been able to visit Scoopies
Today was cleaning day and you had scrubbed your entire apartment top to bottom until it shined
Yoongi said the parlor was too busy anyway, you wouldn’t have had time to sit down and talk
Plus he went to a movie with Jimin and Jungkook after his shift so he couldn’t have walked you home either
You were currently in your pajamas (even though it was only like,,,6:45) and dancing around your kitchen while cooking up some dinner
Your music cut out slightly as your phone buzzed
Yoongi!
Hey, what are your plans for tomorrow?
Besides showering, literally nothing
Wanna grab lunch and hang out at mine? Or something?
BROOOO
WAS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Your fingers fidget to text a reply and your heart is pounding in your ears
The sound of you thumbs tapping on the screen seem louder than usual
Yeah I would love to!
Yoongi gasps as he reads your response
Wow
He didn’t think this would actually work
Woah you actually said yes, this is incredible
His smile grows as he texts you back
Cool! How does 12:30 sound? ୧⍢⃝୨
Sounds perfect Yoongs ۹(˒௰˓)۶
You turned your music up louder and danced harder around your kitchen
You ate quickly and watched a little tv, checking the time every now and then
Gotta get to bed early tonight so you actually wake up at a reasonable time to get ready tomorrow, oversleeping is a horrible habit
It was a little difficult trying to sleep since you were practically vibrating with excitement but eventually drift off into dreamland
You wake up to your alarm going off and instinctively hit snooze
Close your eyes for three more minutes
….
They shoot back open and you practically bounce out of bed
It’s showtime baby!!!
Your music is bumping as you slide into the shower, singing and dancing while getting clean
Scrub a dub dub bitch
Styling you hair, you find yourself putting a little more effort in that usual
That goes for your makeup too
It feels like one of those montages from a 90s movie of a girl getting ready to go on a date with her dream guy
Except it was really happening to you!!!
You skip to your closet to pick out an outfit
That’s when you nerves decide to hit you right then and there
Was this a date?
Was there like a certain dress code for where you were going?
Were any of your good shirts clean?
IS THIS A DATE?
You throw around multiple outfits, a cute top with jeans, a cute top with jean shorts, a romper, a dress
Was the dress too much?
The intercom buzzes and you rush to answer
TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR OUTFIT NOW YOU GOTTA GO
The elevator ride down seemed excruciatingly long for some reason and you basically bolt out of it when you reach the main floor
Yoongi is waiting outside the glass doors, scrolling through his phone
Woah
Where did your sweet little ice cream boy go?
He was in ripped jeans and a black tee, he had a few rings on his fingers, his hair wasn’t as tousled, it looked well styled and-
Are those earrings?
This is love, you’re in love
He spots you through the door and waves and you realize you’ve been standing there like an idiot for too long
“Hey you.”
Wow, your mind, such a great greeting
“Hi, cute dress.”
Nailed it on the outfit, mental high five for that
You guys walk to a small cafe a few blocks away
Lunch goes swimmingly and your meal is super yummy
Your feet keep bumping Yoongis under the table but he doesn’t seem to mind so you keep letting them brush up against his every once in a while
“So since when have you had your ears pierced?”
He rubs the back of his neck, “I got them when I was 16, but I’m not allowed to wear any earrings at work due to dress code policy. Why, do you not like them?”
“No I like them a lot actually, they make you look pretty handsome.”
Oh dang you got him blushing big time now
Yoongi kicks you foot a little underneath the table in retaliation for making him flustered
You giggle and kick him back
This starts an all out kick war between the two of you, both trying to make the other surrender
Too bad you were wearing open toed shoes
“Ow ow ow okay I give in you win, you win Yoongi.”
He folds his arms with a smug look on his face while you pout
“You’re mean Yoongi, you hurt me.”
“You started it.”
“What? I gave you a compliment and you hit me! I want an apology.” :(
Your cheeks are all puffed out and you leaning against your hands and you’re so FREAKING CUTE HE HAS TO APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY
Literally the embodiment of (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑), he had to apologize
Grabbing your hands away from your face, he takes them in his and gives them a squeeze
“I’m sorry I hurt your precious little feet, will you ever forgive me?”
He presses your hands to his own cheeks
SKREEEEE
Your honestly frozen and don’t know how to react
HES USUALLY NOT THIS CUTE WHAT DO YOU DO
Clearing your throat a little you try and put together a sentence that would make some sort of sense
“I guess I can find it in my gracious heart to forgive this one time.”
Wow that was more put together than usual
He gave a little smile before patting your hands and telling you it’s time to go
GO TO HIS HUMBLE ABODE (∩╹□╹∩)
You were extremely excited to see what his house was like
Being in people’s homes reveals like thousands of more layers of themself and you were so happy that Yoongi trusted you enough to show you (｡･･｡)
Yoongi unlocks his door and ushers you inside
The main room is beautiful
Large windows with white curtains, black sofa and armchair, a tv and the jewel herself
A beautiful black piano in the corner of the room
The whole aesthetic was very minimalist but very Yoongi
“Do you want anything to drink?”
“…do you have any juice?”
Once you get your glass of apple juice and Yoongi has his (boring) water, you two sit on the couch and just talk
It’s not often that you find someone that can speak to you so easily
It’s a nice kind of feeling not gonna lie
Your eyes keep wandering back to the piano
“Can you play me something?”
He followed your eyes to the piano
“Oh uh yeah sure, sure I can.”
Why is he so nervous he’s been playing the piano since he was a little kid
This isn’t any different
He scooched over so you could sit next to him on the bench
While Yoongi played you were mesmerized
His fingers drifted across the keys gently and played radiant luxurious melodies
You closed your eyes as you listened, the song making a world bloom in your mind
It was absolutely one of the most beautiful things you’ve heard
His arms would brush up against yours and your stomach when he had to reach a key on the higher register
It gave you goosebumps and butterflies if you’re being honest
When the song finished, the room reverberated the last chord until it was silent again
“Wow.”
You couldn’t put your feelings into words, it was incredible how the song moved you
Eyes peeling back open, you moved to look at Yoongi
Woah
He was a lot closer than you remember
Your noses were almost touching and you could feel his breath on your cheeks
He glanced from you eyes to your lips in a silent ask for permission
You did the same
You were about to kiss Min Yoongi
YOU WERE ABOUT TO KISS MIN YOONGI
Ring ring! Ring ring! RING RING!
Your phone is incredibly loud in the quiet room
Looking down at said phone in your hand, the caller idea flashes up at you angrily
Mom!
Shoot you really should take this, your mom barely calls so when she does she gets very upset when you don’t answer
You move out of the intimate position, mumbling “sorry it’s my mom I gotta answer”
“Oh yeah, um you can step outside if you want.”
“Thanks.”
Dang it dang it dang it dang it
You were so freaking close to getting a smooch
Apparently your mom wanted to come over to your apartment and have dinner
Meanwhile Yoongi has not left the piano bench since you got up
Your face was so close to his only moments ago and it replays in his head over and over
He tried to memorize every little feature of your face before he kissed you
More like tried to kiss you
“Yoongi?” Your head pops in the door
“Yeah what’s up?”
You walk toward the bench and sit back down next to him
“My moms coming over for dinner so I have to go back home and get prepped.”
His shoulders drop and he caves in on himself a bit
“Oh okay, can I walk you home?”
“Actually I was wondering if you wanted to help me? If that’s okay?”
It is WAY more than okay with Yoongi
The air between you is a little thick with tension on the way to yours
Thicc
Thiqué
But the mood lightens when you ask Yoongi about his cooking skills
“I’m going to be completely honest with you, it’s definitely not my forte.”
“Alright I’m putting you on mincing and DJ duty, please be careful with the knife.”
The elevator ride was filled with laughter and snorts (Yoongi did it a few times but he swears it was you)
You decide to make black beans with peppers and rice
Yoongi does a really good job as DJ
As the water boils for the beans and rice, you two are running around your kitchen and dancing and singing with each other
A dramatic rendition of Endless Love by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross happens, naturally
Half way through your duet, there’s a knock on the door
Shoooot, moms here and Yoongi is too
That means she’s going to want to meet him and ask him for his entire life story right then and there
The door swings open and there she is in all her glory
“My cutie!!!”
You greet her with a hug and a kiss on the cheek
“Hi mama, how are you?”
“Oh I’m just gr-“
She already spotted Yoongi standing behind you, his hands tucked in his pockets and shifting his weight nervously
“Y/n! You didn’t tell me you had a boyfriend!”
“WHAT? Oh no no mom this is Yoongi, my friend from the ice cream shop remember!”
She looked him up and down
Yoongi literally shrunk under her stare
For someone smaller than him, she was wildly intimidating
Also finally, there was someone smaller than him
Lol got ‘em again
She gave him one more once over before leaning over to you and saying
“You right he is a cutie pie, even cuter in person I think!”
“OKAY MOM SO GLAD YOU MET YOONGI I’M GONNA TAKE HIM DOWNSTAIRS AND SHOW HIM OUT!”
Yoongi’s laughter bounced off the walls as you all but pushed him out the door
“It was great meeting you Mrs. y/l/n! Hope to see you soon!”
“KEEP IT MOVING YOONGS.”
The elevator ride was silent
You kept staring at your shoes, moving you feet
Putting the right one forward and pulling it back
Moving the left one forward and then pulling it back
In a cycle
A black boot nudged your right foot before you had the chance to pull it back again
“You okay?”
You looked up at Yoongi, his eyebrows drawn in with genuine concern
Daw, he’s worried :(
A small smile finds its way into your face
“Yeah I am. Sorry about my mom back there, she’s pretty forward when it comes to…well everything.”
He laughed, “Yeah, I kinda picked up on that. But it’s okay, I liked her a lot.”
You snorted, “Of course you liked her, she complimented you and completely embarrassed me. That’s like two of your favorite things.”
“you know you’re not wrong about that.” And he nudges your shoulder with his
The contact sent a little shock of electricity through you but you’ll never admit it
Over your dead body >:(
You stick your tongue out at him and cross your arms
“I don’t deserve to be bullied by you and my own mother.”
The elevator was wrapped in comfortable silence for a while until Yoongi decided to break it with the most idiotic question
“Soooo, I’m cuter in person?”
Ding! The elevator reaches the main doors and you shove yoongi out of them
“Get out of here you dork!”
“What no goodbye hug?”
You step out after him
It’s time to be bold again y/n
Grabbing him by the shoulders, you plant a phat kiss on his cheek
Like not like a quick little peck, a pretty sizable kiss
Your pretty sure you can see a lip print on his cheek from what was left of your lipstick and gloss when you pull away
“Bye Yoongi.”
You walk into the elevator and the doors close behind you
And yoongi is just left there with this dopey look on his face as he places his hand over his cheek
His face feels warm and he’s certain he is flushed bright red but can’t find it in himself to care
You kissed him!!
Well, not exactly KISSED him kissed him but your lips made contact with his skin
He stumbles out the door and all the way with a grin plastered on his face
All the while in the elevator, your pumping your fists up and down and celebrating your success
You kissed him and left him a big flustered mess without becoming one yourself until you got in the elevator
You left him shook
And duh, you told your mom what happened during dinner and she gave you a high five
“So when’s the wedding?”
You choke on your food, “MOM.”
“What? It’s just a simple question!”
When Monday rolled around, you found yourself very nervous as you took your usual route to Scoopies
You and Yoongi haven’t texted each other a bunch since you decided to send him home with a kiss on the cheek
Thinking about it makes you blush and your hands fidget in your shorts pockets with nervous energy
You didn’t really know what you and Yoongi were???
You were obviously interested in him duh, and he seemed kinda interested in you too but you didn’t know if either of you had the balls to do anything about it
It was this weird kind of like being stuck in limbo
Oh yeah limbo reminds you that you should invite Yoongs over to watch Inception some time
Honestly an incredible movie
With Yoongi and a possible movie date on the brain, you walk into Scoopies
Jimin greets you at the register with a blinding smile and you give one back
“Cookie dough or strawberry today?”
“Hmm good question. Let’s go with strawberry.”
He scoops your ice cream while you look around the shop for a certain boy
That’s weird??? Why is Jimin working alone?? Usually Yoongi and even sometimes Jungkook is with him
You reach for your wallet when Jimin stops you
“This one is on the house, and don’t try to change my mind.”
Narrowing your eyes at him, you question “what’s the occasion?”
“Just trying to make you as happy as you made ‘Yoongs’ this weekend.”
You blink a few times before smiling and grabbing your ice cream
“Thanks Jimin.”
The seat at the counter was now your acclaimed spot and you took a load off there
More customers came and went but there was still no sign of Yoongi
You didn’t want to bother Jimin while he was working so you decided to just wait and see if he shows up
“Look, I know you’ve been wanting to ask me where he is for like, the past 30 minutes. Yoongi’s in the kitchen with Jungkook, feel free to go back there.” He nods over his shoulder at the break room door
You immediately perk up, “You’re the best Jimin, I’ll be right back.”
You walk through the door and were about to go into the kitchen when you heard Yoongi’s voice
“I just don’t know what to do about y/n man.”
Uh oh, what
You peek through the little window and see Yoongi sitting on one of the counters while talking to Jungkook who’s leaning against the freezer door
Aww how cute Yoongi’s feet barely touch the ground
Wait not what you should be focusing on right now
“I’m just so confused, I took her to lunch on Saturday and I thought it was going well but when we got back to my house, I tried to kiss her but she left the room to take a call right before I could.”
He pouted
You also pouted
Did Yoongi take that as a sign of rejection??
You honestly really needed to answer your phone but you understand how that could look bad to someone who was trying to smooch you
“But didn’t she also kiss you on the cheek when you left? That’s a good sign, right?”
“But does that mean she’s not comfortable with actually kissing me? Would she want to kiss me?”
Jungkook leaned against the freezer in thought
He looked toward the door
And locked eyes with you
You froze completely, you were just caught spying
A plan hatched in Jungkook’s brain
“Why don’t you ask her now?”
“What?” Jungkook nodded toward the door
Yoongi’s eyes also locked with yours and you try to lamely duck down like he didn’t just catch you
Jungkooks work here is done
He walks out the kitchen door, kicking you a little and urging you to walk in and talk to Yoongles
You stand up and try to gather yourself
Well as much as you could right now
Taking a deep breath, you pushed the door open
Yoongi hadn’t moved an inch from his position on the counter
…
…….
Neither of you talked for the first minute
“I’m so-“ “Did I-“
Oh how old habits die hard
You cough a little then say, “I went first last time so it’s your turn.”
He smiled a little at that and breathed in deep before beginning
“Did I-did I freak you out when I tried to kiss you? Cause that really wasn’t my intent, I just thought I was reading the situation right and that you were as into it as I was and when you didn’t text me over the weekend it kind of freaked me out. I thought that I had somehow messed it up. To be honest with you, this is the first time I’ve liked a girl like this in a pretty long time so I just don’t-“
His sentence is cut off by the feeling of your hands grabbing him by the back of the neck and pulling his lips onto yours
Oh
Oh this is nice
You slotted yourself in between his legs and slide your hand over to place it on his cheek
But Yoongi isn’t really responding
in his shock he just kind of sits there unmoving
It isn’t until you start to pull away that he realizes that oh he can’t just sit there and be kissed, he has to kiss back
His hands cup your jaw as he leans down more, deepening the kiss
This is nice
This is really nice
The nicest kiss he’s had in a long time
Yoongi thinks he could kiss you for hours if you’d let him
God he’s already addicted and it’s only your guys first kiss
You tasted like strawberries and he could smell your sweet perfume
His fingers thread through your hair at the back of your neck and you almost moan from the feeling
Your hands run down his chest and fall to his thighs, running them up and down
Okay this is getting a little too spicy for a work environment
You pull away tentatively, eyes still closed as you catch your breath
“Does that answer your question?”
Yoongi takes a good look at you
out of breath with shiny red lips and half open eyes
Your pretty little eyes
“Yes it does, besides the texting thing, why didn’t you text me?”
“Hey I made the last move on our date, that was on you to follow up.”
He laughed, “you’re right you’re right” and leaned his forehead against yours
You two catch your breath for a bit, just drinking in the others appearance
“So what does this mean for us?” Yoongi asks
“I was hoping it would mean that you’d be my boyfriend.”
Yoongi hums in fake contemplation before answering
“I think I like the sound of that, of course only if you’d be okay with being my girlfriend?”
“I guarantee, I am way more than okay with that.”
A bang on the door scares the hell out of you
“Hey lovebirds, I’m glad you two finally got together but the summer school rush is about to come in and we need all hands on deck, so wrap it up!”
Jimin gives you a thumbs up through the window as he walks away
Yoongi hops off the counter, “Sorry babe, duty calls.”
“Ooooh we’re already using pet names and haven’t even been dating for five minutes.”
Yoongi rolls his eyes, “I hate you sometimes.”
You gasp and follow him out of the kitchen
“How dare you say that to your ‘babe’. I am deeply wounded.”
“Oh my god y/n.”
“You know, I was always more of a ‘sweetheart’ or a ‘baby’ type of girl.”
“I already regret agreeing to be your boyfriend.”
“I’m even okay with the occasional ‘honey’ here and there.”
Yoongi stops causing you to collide with his back
Ouch that kinda hurt your nose
You glare at Yoongi as he turns back around and you’re about to yell at him when he places the softest little kith on your lips
“We can continue this conversation when I’m finished with work…honey.”
Oh yeah you liked that one a lot
Unsurprisingly, not much changes in the dynamic of your relationship with Yoongi
Besides the added bonus that you get to kiss him any time you really feel like it
But he’s still an annoying (yet sometimes really shy even though he denies it) dork
And you’re still the energetic, book loving, attention grabbing girl he met way way back
Speaking of books
Yoongi isn’t a very jealous person
He trusts you
He is very comfortable with your relationship dynamics
He doesn’t mind when you give your attention to the other people cause you are a human being
So when he finds himself pouting while sitting on your couch while you read, he’s a little upset
You’ve been reading for HOURS now and haven’t been talking with him
And, call him selfish, he wants some attention and some kisses okay?
He baby
“Y/n.”
A few seconds pass by before you answer with an uninterested “hm?”
“…pay attention to me.”
“Hm?”
He groaned, “Pay attention to me, I need some affection and I’ve been deprived of it for hours.”
You glance toward him and see a prominent pout on Yoongi’s face and oh no
He’s using his puppy dog eyes
Literally no human alive can resist those
It’s scientifically impossible
But you just got to a really good part in your book and don’t want to stop just yet
You extend a hand toward him
“What am I supposed to do with this?”
“Um,,,hold it??? You big dummy???”
He takes a hold of your hand
And subsequently YANKS you toward him with NO warning what so ever
No joke, he’s a lot stronger than you thought but that also kind of hurt
He adjusts you so your back is leaning against his chest and he has his arms wrapped around your shoulder and you kind of flush pink cause even though he was a little AGGRESSIVE getting you into this position
It’s really cute and romantic
“Can I get one kiss before you go back to reading?”
You give him a little smooch and then turn back to your book
He occasionally plants a kiss on the top of your head and plays with your hair
And even though it’s a little distracting (because who wouldn’t be distracted by the most beautiful man in the world giving you love) and you have to reread the same paragraph like seven times,
You love the domestic feeling the entire situation gives you
It makes your chest warm and paints the biggest smile on your face
He pushes your hair to the side and places a kiss behind your ear
OKAY THAT’S IT
YOU IMMEDIATELY NEED TO KISS YOUR LOVELY BOYFRIEND
You practically throw the book onto the opposite side of the couch and climb onto Yoongi’s lap
And he’s like ‘woah woah what is happening, I mean I’m not mad about it but what is happening.’
And your domestic reading session turns into a makeout session real fast
After like,,,15 minutes you neck is littered with marks and you probably have little bruises on your hips from how tiGHT yoongi was gripping on
You pull away to catch your breath and just admire Yoongi
“Hi there.”
“Hi.” He smiles he’s CUTE ASS gummy smile
And you press your forehead against his and just twirl his hair in you fingers and it’s just a blissful moment
“Soooo, do you wanna keep making out?”
God he’s an idiot
But you go back to making out anyway
You end up riding him on the couch and I oop-
You thought he couldn’t get any pretty but you were so wrong
He looks ethereal falling apart underneath you and small moans fall from his swollen lips and it’s just perfect
“Fuck, I love you.”
Oh shit maybe you shouldn’t have said that
You stop all movement
“You love me?”
Oh god
He sounds so vulnerable and quivering
Partly because he was just about to bust the fattest nut lol
But also you loved him back
“I mean yeah,,,I love you.”
“I love you too.”
By the time you’re finished you swear you could pass out
Yoongi really had his way with you lol
On the occasional visit that you make to Yoongi’s house, you beg him to play the piano for you
Usually he’s persuaded by a few smooches and plays
You sit on the armchair close to the piano and watch
He always gets so into it, you can tell that music means a lot to him
When you know a song he’s playing you hum along to yourself, making sure he can’t hear
That doesn’t last for long
Yoongi is in the middle of playing when he notices
Are you??
Are you singing along??
His hands stop moving and he turns to look at you
“Are you singing the song I’m playing?”
“Psssh whaaat? No, who would do that? I think you’re hearing things.”
“No I definitely heard you.”
“Maybe you should schedule a doctors appointment, there might be something wrong with your ears.”
He sighs
Fine
Two can play at that game
“I’m not playing until you come over here and sing to me.”
Damn it
Damn it you didn’t want to sing but you really wanted him to play
“Promise you won’t make fun of me?”
His eyes soften as he hears your meek little reply
“Of course not.”
You end up caving and standing next to the piano and singing
And Yoongi looks at you like you had created the universe, full of love
Daw you’re blushing
You’re not the only one in the relationship that appreciates the others talent
“Yoongi I already told you a thousand times, I mostly paint landscapes and not people. If I tried it would probably come out all wonky.”
“Pleaassee, can you just try? I promise I’ll love it even if it’s ugly.”
“HEY.”
“Which it won’t be!!” He pulls his chair so he’s sitting across from you
“Have at it Picasso, draw me like one of your French girls.”
You snort, “that was disgusting.”
You grab a mini canvas and some paint
Here goes nothing
You can’t deny it, you liked staring at yoongi for an hour while you drew and painted
He was quite the looker
Damn you got lucky
And Yoongi liked watching you while you painted
Your brows furrow and your lips purse, you were so concentrated
Ugh the cutest
After an hour you place you brushes down
“Okay, it’s done.”
You slowly hand the painting over to him
It’s nerve wracking
You know he’ll say he loves it but will he actually???
A slightly cartoonish but beautiful version of himself stares up at him
It was amazing
Truly it was
“I love it.”
And you could tell he was being sincere about it
Of course you still visited Scoopies, honestly more often than you used to
You still sat at the same stool and kept casual conversation with Yoongi while he worked
But the break room
That’s where shit went down
It was kind of like your designated makeout spot
Since only two or three people worked at a time, no one’s breaks lined up so you had the room alone >:)))
Oh the sexual escapades that room has seen
You were currently sat on the table while Yoongi stood between your legs
And his hands were slowly creeping in closer on your thighs
Oh ho hooo boi
It was getting hot in here
Your hands roam his chest and find their way back into his hair
Giving it a little tug, Yoongi lets out a moan into your mouth
His hands run up your back and start to unclasp your bra
“You guys are literally feral oh my god try and keep it in your pants.”
You don’t see Jimin’s face but you see his hair bob into the kitchen and toward the freezer
Whoops
You start giggling and that sets Yoongi off too
You’re eventually crying with laughter and leaning into Yoongi’s neck trying to calm down
Sometimes you think about the future
And it’s a terrifying thing
Summer can’t last forever you know that
Eventually you’ll have to go back to classes at uni
Even though your universities are only 20 minutes away, you afraid about how much time school will take up
With tests
And finals
And projects
And presentations and finding actual stable jobs for both of you
Yoongi grabs your hand without even looking away from the movie your watching
He chose Ratatouille
A man with taste
It’s like he read your mind
He could practically feel the anxiety radiating off your body and he understood
He pulls you in, tucking you underneath his arm and pressing a delicate kiss to your cheek
“Hey.” You glance up at him and respond, “Hi.”
“Did you know I love you?”
Your heart stutters every time you hear him say those simple words
“Yes I do. Did you know I love you back?”
He kisses your temple and whispers in your ear, “I do. Always remember that I love you okay?”
Scoopies feels like a second home now as you walk through the familiar double doors
You wave at Jimin and he gives you a smile and a nod as he finishes cleaning the display
You plop down on your stool
Two scoops of strawberry ice cream slide in front of you
Yoongi smiles at you, “It cost two kisses, three of your feeling generous and want to tip.”
And you were definitely feeling generous
Yoongi has to walk to the bathroom and wipe off the lipstick marks that covered his cheeks and neck
Oops ヽ(ヅ)ノ
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BnHA Chapter 128: He’s Hired
Previously on BnHA: Deku’s bizarre attempt to make Nighteye crack a smile resulted in abject failure. Never one to give up that easily, Deku appealed to Nighteye’s All Might otaku side instead. Surprisingly, this attempt was convincing enough that Nighteye agreed to give Deku a chance. That is, if he can pass a test consisting of “swipe this stamp out of my hand within the next three minutes.” Deku powered up full cowl and gave it a go, but as it turns out, Nighteye’s quirk lets him literally see the future and predict what his opponent will do next. So. That made things a bit challenging. Nighteye declared that Mirio should have been the successor to One for All instead of Deku, and that it was the one decision he didn’t agree with All Might on. Rather than getting down on himself, Deku got fucking fired up and charged at Nighteye again with the intent of proving that he -- the successor All Might chose -- is worthy as fuck.
Today on BnHA: Deku tries to beat Nighteye’s foresight with speed, but has no luck. As a last-ditch effort he starts throwing random shit at him, but Nighteye still manages to dodge and Deku ends up slamming into a wall. Nighteye announces that the three minutes are up, and berates Deku for getting sloppy in the end. Deku says he was trying not to damage the vintage All Might poster on Nighteye’s wall. Nighteye is all “...” and realizes that Deku purposely went out of his way to avoid wrecking any of that sweet All Might merch, even while bouncing around Gran Torino style. This actually does win a chuckle from him, and Deku ends up being hired. Nighteye reveals that he planned to hire him all along, because he thinks that by showing Deku “the real world” of the pros, he can convince him to give up OFA. Deku accepts the internship. The next day, he and Mirio go out on patrol and run into an adorable little girl who, spoiler alert, turns out to be on the run from none other than this arc’s main villain, Overhaul.
(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 155 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.)
before we get started, I would just like to say that when Bakugou Katsuki, the most arrogant boy who ever lived (and someone not particularly known for his great fondness of Deku), learned that All Might had chosen Deku as his successor, he did not think, “well then All Might was fucking wrong.” actually, he immediately started questioning whether everything he’d ever believed was wrong instead, and subsequently accepted Deku for the first time ever. because that’s how real All Might bros do it, Nighteye. you punk
anyway
Deku doesn’t know how far Nighteye can see into the future, so his plan is just “attack him really fast and a lot”
he’s mad lol
incidentally, the title is “Boy Meets...” and honestly my TGIF-raised brain is gonna be really disappointed if it’s anything other than “world”
(ETA: I really don’t know what this was referring to. the most accurate title would be “boy meets traumatized little girl”, but that’s probably not what he was going for?)
so Nighteye’s accusing Deku of being a Gran Torino ripoff, and yeah, he’s got a point
he says that so long as the conditions are met, he can see everything Deku is going to do, no matter how far into the future it is. surely there must be a limit though, but okay
he says in two minutes’ time, Deku will be doubled over in grief, “neither seal nor paper in hand”
lol now I’m trying to think of scenarios where this could be the case and yet Deku still wins. ...
and now Nighteye is commenting on how frustrated Deku seems to be
he says the first thing he should have learned from All Might is that heroes should never show worry or doubt
ugh he’s so goddamn smug. but also tbh I can see why
come on Deku you need to deliver here
oh my god
for a minute I thought he was crying here. Deku, bud. deep breaths. don’t let it get to you
I feel like we’re seeing more and more impatience in him since that fight with Kacchan. he has more drive than ever lately
oh shit now he’s grabbing hold of a bookcase. well Nighteye did give him permission to use whatever
interestingly, this is the first time Nighteye has had an even remotely surprised-looking panel
now Deku’s hurling the whole fucking shelf of books at him lol
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
lol he’s apologizing, “but you said you didn’t care what happened to the room”
oh SHIT everyone DEKU IS USING HIS BIG HERO BRAIN
it seriously wouldn’t surprise me if he was never actually quirkless and it turned out “Big Hero Brain” has been his real quirk all along
OH MY GOD HE’S SO CLOSE
he’s fucking screaming “I AM ALL MIGHT’S DISCIPLE”
but Nighteye closed his fist and whipped his hand out of the way in the nick of time. goddammit
but he can’t attack though! he promised he wouldn’t. so Deku, just keep him on the defensive
Nighteye says whatever he sees didn’t change. Deku losing? I guess?
what the
not going to lie, this gave me Yamamoto flashbacks. fucking ouch
somehow, even though he just brained himself, Deku’s saying he can still fight
but Nighteye cuts him off and says the three minutes are up. well shit
I guess all we can do is hope Nighteye saw enough of Deku during those three minutes -- and whatever additional future-seeing that he also did? -- to pique his interest in taking him under his wing after all
come to think, every single one of Deku’s mentors thus far has dismissed him on first glance. even All Might initially wrote him off. Aizawa was this close to expelling him on the first day. Gran at least had a little faith in him because he trusted Toshinori’s judgment (even though he acted like he didn’t lol), but even he was surprised by what Deku was actually capable of. so I suppose it’s only fitting for this pattern to continue
-- oh wow
are you telling me that you gave yourself a fucking concussion because you didn’t want to risk damaging this asshole’s vintage poster
and now Nighteye’s realizing that Deku left all of his All Might shit intact
he seems surprised? something else you didn’t predict, huh
wow now he’s so impressed that the whole fucking art style changed
(ETA: so this is one of those chapters that Horikoshi wasn’t able to finish before it initially ran in Jump, which seems to happen every so often. Fallen Angels released an updated scanlation using the volume scans, so I’ll use those whenever possible.
here’s the remastered version of this scene, for starters
I like how remastered Deku has upgraded from sighing to cursing. it suits him much better. you know when people say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed?” this is the opposite of that. he’s not disappointed. he’s mad. I think it does an even better job of showing how much he really wanted this, and how hard he’s been pushing himself.)
well. there’s that scene that Nighteye foresaw, I guess
I don’t know why, but all of Nighteye’s standing around and predicting stuff only to suddenly get surprised now at this juncture makes me really want to see him star in a cereal commercial. “Sir Nighteye, you can see into the future but can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?” “hmm. [examining a piece of cereal] its wrinkles are approximately 0.6 mm.” “NO YOU STUPID FUCK, IT’S CUZ THERE’S CINNAMON AND SUGAR SWIRLED OVER EVERY BITE!!!”
like, can’t you just picture it though
anyway. look what Deku made him do
(ETA: for some reason Horikoshi added shading to his face but took away the speech bubble saying “kuku.” so just to clarify, this is indeed a laugh)
that was a chuckle y’all. because Deku is just so fucking ridiculous
now Mirio and Bubble are barging in all, “pardon us.” and again the art style has gotten all sketchbooky. is this Nighteye’s quirk vision?? or just Horikoshi taking artistic license because he feels like it. who can say
(ETA: yep, once again, this is just what happens when the mangaka doesn’t have the chapter done by the deadline)
lol omg
“I like him now”
fuck me look at Deku’s face though, I’m fucking dying
he’s all “BUT I DIDN’T PASS YOUR TEST?”
and Nighteye’s all “[finger wag] ah, but I never said I wouldn’t hire you if you couldn’t”
do you know, I actually went back to look at it. and I guess, technically it’s true. but he sure did fucking imply it lol
anyways, Mirio knows what’s what
what the fuck, now Nighteye says he already made the decision to hire Deku the moment he heard he was coming there
is he full of shit or is this true
but he says it doesn’t mean that he’s acknowledged him yet
he says that the people aren’t waiting for a faint light, but a dazzling one. and he intends to make it clear who is suited for that power, even if it means going against All Might’s will
you know, even if I don’t agree with him, I have to admit that dazzling light line is pretty good
anyway. so Deku understands that Nighteye intends for this to be his first taste of the “real” world, with the expectation that he’ll realize he’s not cut out to be the next successor after all and will voluntarily give up OFA. since the only way it can be passed on is if he willingly transfers it to someone else
haha lol. fat chance of that
anyway!! so Deku’s clutching the stamp and says he would be honored to accept the internship offer
and now we’re cutting to day one of the internship. wow. that was fast
(ETA: how is it that the pacing in this arc began so efficiently, and then ten chapters from now we literally spend 15 whole pages entering a fucking building. wtf happened)
they’re setting out to do patrol and surveillance. who are they surveilling?
Deku lucked out, he gets to go with Mirio rather than Nighteye’s condescending ass
fucking look at all this shit Mirio is wearing that’s just going to come sliding right off the instant he quirks too hard
(ETA: you’ll hear more ranting about this in chapter 139, but it sure is some bullshit that Mirio gets a special costume woven from his hair or whatever and Momo and Hagakure can’t get the same thing. that’s very convenient indeed)
Mirio what does your chestplate say? it looks like “1,000,000” but that’s so weird lol
Bubble explains to Deku that Nighteye’s office is in the middle of an investigation -- !!
holy shit, that’s right. Nighteye’s agency was investigating Overhaul!
“odd actions”, like meeting up with Shigaraki Tomura and blowing up one of his main guys. odd stuff like that
Bubble’s explaining that “Chisaki” (whom I’m just gonna keep referring to as Overhaul even if Deku doesn’t know his villain name yet) has started reassembling the yakuza groups, and that they recently made contact with the League of Villains
Deku’s all “the League of Villains?!” yeah, you know the guys. kidnapped your boyfriend, creeped on you at the mall, etc.
apparently they haven’t been able to get direct evidence of him plotting evil. wow, really?? his quirk isn’t exactly subtle
but Nighteye says they can’t treat them like villains until they get proof of criminal activity
well then, putting Deku on the job is the right fucking call, let me tell you right now. bad guys love to do evil shit around this kid. you’ll have your evidence before the day is out
semi-unrelated side note, have you guys heard Overhaul’s theme from the OST? because it’s fucking sick. like, if you’re looking for kind of a Naruto-meets-trap-beat vibe, this is your fucking jam right here
(ETA: honestly his theme is too good for him. he doesn’t deserve such a badass theme)
anyway so now we are cutting to a group of people, and then to two panels of people’s feet
who even knows who these people are, but one of them is barefoot
it looks like a little girl...?
what the
ohhhhhhh dang
okay, so. I recently couldn’t resist AO3’s siren song and did some careful fic scouting. I was very careful, so I’ve managed to avoid pretty much anything potentially spoilery thus far -- except for one thing. I know that there is a little girl character named Eri. I don’t know who she is or what’s her deal but I know she exists. and she’s a little girl
so like. is this her...?
by the way Mirio is fucking oblivious huh. just continues to walk along with his heroic patrol posture, totally unfazed
awww
Eri’s kind of adorable??
Deku’s apologizing to her -- “my bad, that must have hurt.” even though she ran into him. always so damned smooth, Deku
she looks really upset though
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit
hahahahahaha OH FUCK
okay so I immediately have several questions and several more immediate concerns. is she related to Overhaul?? is she a hostage? are those bandages around her arms for a reason??
(ETA: MOTHERFUCKER DON’T GET ME STARTED. THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I’VE READ IN A MANGA SINCE NINA AND HER FUCKING DOG)
she seems really scared and I think it’s because she thinks she’s about to get in trouble with Overhaul. and like, I don’t fucking want him to come one step closer to her lol. and I wonder if Deku’s hero instincts will prevent him from letting her go back with him
no wonder they had that whole “we can’t treat them like villains without evidence” thing. so now this becomes a case of “do I compromise the investigation in order to protect a scared child from potential abuse even though I’m not sure?”
and I think there’s only one answer to that question, particularly for Deku
well buddy, good luck with that internship
bonus:
just some random end-of-volume stuff
apparently Stain placed 29th in the character popularity poll. can you believe he got 25 fucking votes while Best Jeanist got only 22. I don’t fucking understand people
8 people voted for Bakugou’s mom and these people are good and smart and handsome and I like them
somehow Yoarashi got only 14 votes. I seriously thought he’d be more popular than that. I guess that’s what happens when you cross Todoroki and make him fail the provisional license exam. I still love you Yoarashi
the 23 people who voted Mineta as their favorite character should be automatically placed on a sex offender registry
Aoyama only got 17 votes and it’s a travesty. unappreciated in his time
and there is a fantastic page where the remaining class A kids who finished outside of the top 10 get to do their own cosplay two-page spread. sans Mineta, which is even better
Tokoyami is just. I have no words
somehow Mina even managed to work that 90s leopard print into her damn ren faire outfit. this girl will not be fucking deterred
what the fuck is this prototype Mirio hair
what a fucking liar. don’t act like you didn’t fully intend to give him the Tintin hair the entire time. are you trying to avoid being sued or what
(ETA: so is this why Mirio has a different hairstyle in every single flashback? can this be considered a running gag? because it’s amazing)
lastly, Nighteye apparently has green hair just like Deku, which I did not see coming. All Might what is it with you and green haired apprentices
(ETA: somehow I keep managing to forget this fact and it always surprises me lol)
#bnha#boku no hero academia#midoriya izuku#sir nighteye#toogata mirio#eri (bnha)#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#makeste reads bnha#so tell me gen z kids#does that cinnamon toast crunch reference mean anything to you guys#or is it the single most 90s thing I've ever posted#the taste you can see#there are some cultural things I just take for granted#but every now and then I stop and go 'wait... is that still a thing'#'or am I actually just really really old now'#I mean this was back when cereal still came with fucking prizes in the box#so chances are it's the latter#I am in fact old as fuck
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vlogger!wonwoo
genre: fluffy fluff
warning(s): like one bad(ish) word
word count: 1,490
a/n: I hope you don’t mind I did this in bullet form! I thought it’d be something cute and short I could write. Thank you for requesting ♡
ok so jeon wonwoo as a vlogger
oh my! hahahahhelp
user jeonwon basically just films his daily life
he doesn’t need a special theme or planned out adventures because his crazy friends are enough entertainment
videos of them going ordinary places but being attractive funny as hell
his most viewed video is of him and the other twelve guys going to an amusement park
his second most viewed is of him and the others entering an online gaming tournament just imagine all the screaming and the zoom-ins omg
his third most viewed actually isn’t really what you’d expect but it’s something you watch every day
it’s just wonwoo
sitting in front of the camera in a fluffy sweater and round glasses
and his hair is a little mussed up, as if he had just woken up, and he looked
so soft and cute but at the same time really hot like wtf
and the video isn’t him going out and doing stuff
it’s not him testing out new products that he’s been recommended
it isn’t a dumb little skit he and his friends decided to throw together because he didn’t have any ideas for that week
it was simply wonwoo,,, sitting in front of the camera in his living room and talking about his favorite books
he’s got a little stack of books resting against his thigh on the couch cushions
and he’ll pick each one up, giving each one attention, telling the camera about why he likes it and the lessons they teach, or how they were able to whisk him away to a world of adventure or knowledge
and he’s just
he looks so soft and happy while rambling on about his readings
and his voice is so nice to listen to,, the deepness of it and the soft sound of him turning the pages every now and then it’s honestly like an asmr
but anyways
wonwoo is quite popular and has a solid fanbase, even has some of his own merch that some of the others helped him design can his fanbase be called papa jeons pLEASE
but despite all this, although he appreciates and loves every single one of his subscribers and whatnot
he never does anything that many social media stars would do in order to gain followers, subscribers, the likes
he wants people to like him for him, not for a giveaway or because he promotes things without being asked to
he just wants to live his life with his friends and he has no problem with letting y’all see what they’re up to, but that’s about the extent of what he does
honestly he only started the channel because he likes to have memories of things he does on video somewhere safe where he can watch and reminisce
he wasn’t expecting people to see, much less like his videos
yet here he is
and honestly, he wouldn’t change a thing
(hi i wasn’t sure if you wanted romance in this but i’ll add some in this section just to be safe)
okay hello Y/N this is where you come in
so
Y/N? a youtuber??? more likely than you think!!!!!!!
so, like mr papa jeon over here im crying
your channel also doesn’t exactly have a theme either
you kinda just do whatever your subscribers suggest that you do
go raid a shop for the weirdest snacks you can find? Okay.
uploading some cringy middle-school/high school stuff? you’ve made many mistakes!!!
competing with a friend for the ugliest clothes you can find? for sure.
one week taking care of a fake baby doll? you suffered but yes.
taking a walk through a haunted house that you actually had to fly out to? actually no not yet but maybe.
the point is you got some good af content you feel me ok
but wonwoo’s favorite video is none of these, though he does find it funny to see you screaming because you ate something too spicy or slipping and falling into your pool at the very beginning of the video
wonwoo’s favorite video of yours is only one and a half minutes long
your close friend had a short film project to do for their class and had asked you to be their model
so the video is just a collage of clips of you out in town, at the beach, enjoying the day, laughing with your friend
and wonwoo just loves watching it so much, seeing you so happy brings a warm feeling to his chest and his cheeks
needless to say, you’re his youtube crush
and imagine the way wonwoo’s heart backflipped when you mentioned him in a q&a lmaooo video you did
“‘have you heard of jeon wonwoo?’ of course, I love his videos.”
paused the video, sat his laptop on the floor beside his couch, and lay back down staring at the ceiling with his eyes wide for like three whole minutes
he just couldn’t believe it
it was only half an hour later before like soonyoung was bursting through his front door, screaming at him to watch your latest video
another half hour later he was on a groupcall with like half of them as they convinced him to send you a message over twitter and ask for a collab or something, because even if he didn’t mention you much, they knew about how much he liked you
wonwoo’s shaky fingers as he hesitantly types out a message to you
it’s soonyoung who hits the send button because wonwoo was too nervous to do it himself
soonyoung ends up getting smacked
anyways he messages you telling you he’d seen your latest video and wanted to know if you’d like to collab sometime soon
and you’re like omg what is this real am i being pranked
but you click on his profile and see the little verified check so ur like well heck
y’all end up meeting at a cafe a week later to discuss ideas because y’all suddenly conveniently live in the exact same city i
wonwoo was a little shy and nervous when you first introduced yourselves and you could say the same for yourself, but after talking for a little while
you drifted from the topic of collab ideas and ended up just talking about anything and everything
wonwoo paid for your drink(s) as well as his and you ended up sitting and talking for a good few hours, all nervousness fading away into excitement and eagerness to get to know each other better
and you were shocked when you realized the sun was already setting
so you said your goodbyes and double checked that you had swapped numbers before departing, but ended up texting long into the night as well
your collab video was posted a week later, a little series of mini physical challenges that lowkey neither of you could do but you had fun nonetheless
so
slams fists down on table
the romance
nobody knew that you and wonwoo were dating
like,, y’all are shockingly scarily good at keeping things on the dl
it even took the rest of the boys and your close friends like a month or two to figure it out
“seriously, wonwoo, you still haven’t made a move yet?”
and wonwoo just snickers
“...”
“...”
“waiT A SECOND-”
but yes the fans are oblivious, though there are a lot that ship you two
it’s when your six month anniversary is coming up that you decide to let it go public
and so you both take all the behind the scenes footage you have
all the clips between activities you did that you had to crop out
all the times that you’d have to pause because you wanted a kiss or two
or because wonwoo wanted to give you a hug because you’re just so darn cute
or when you’d stare into each other’s eyes and tell the other how much you love each other
it was all pieced together in a short little video that wasn’t too excessive, but it showed just enough to display how happy you were together
papa jeons and whatever your fanbase is called is now one big happy family
and videos went from simple little challenges and whatnot
to cute little dates, milestones as a couple
wonwoo took you on vacation to an island for your one year anniversary and you bet he caught every moment of you swimming with the dolphins
even short little 30 second uploads of him holding you on his chest after a night out
or him whispering to the camera as he figures out how to prepare a nice breakfast in bed for you while you’re asleep down the hallway
all in all i’m real soft y’all are like the social media goals that every person like ever has i love y’all everyone loves y’all we gEt it it’s fine
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