#wuff the dog

[grison-in-space]

never do I so dearly regret teaching Matilda to enforce bedtime than when the bedtime alarm goes off and by the time I can snooze it, there's Pesterbot

watching

waiting

anticipating

I haven't gone to bed so regularly on time in years...

#matilda #australian cattle dog #11 months #today was Reactivity Class 1 and all six dogs were absurdly good #the only noises to click in response to were the wuffs and barks the Pom was unsuccessfully trying to suppress #next week is the one the dogs are actually going to get to see one another in

[pupzzz]

Srry cant talk rn too busy bein puppy

#yehh!! bark wuff #(lying) pleass talk to m ): #vry lonely arooo #pet regression #petre #pet regressor #puppy regression #puppy regressor #sfw puppyre #pet dreaming #petre community #puppyreg #puppy kin #puppykin #dog kin #dogkin #dog regresser #dog regression

[pulipuppy]

ohh iv been feelin sow smal recentlie... like a lil pubby nd havnt been abl 2 go bacc 2 big... (not dat im complanin..)

#dogkin #puppykin #therian #caninekin #canine therian #puppyirl #dog therian #nonhuman #petre #alterhuman #petre blog #puppy blogging #dog theriotype #puppy therian #komondor therian #dog irl #puli therian #pet regression #wuff wuff

[x-heesy]

My best Friend is an Animal

Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin 🙋🏽

@frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut 😋

#l o v e #my best friend is an animal #x-heesy #my art #my memes #2/2024 #dog #dogs #blp #meme #memes #pop art #neo pop art #Punks aren’t dead #iphone art #now playing #music and art #contemporaryart #wuff wuff #puppies #🐶

[goodgirlsasha]

I wanna trigger a bunch of pups to join in when a I AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#bworf bork woof #wuff #aroooooo #mtf puppy #trans puppy #puppy gf #transgender #dog girl #puppy sub #puppy space #puppyposting #dumb puppy

[blacknwhitemood]

(1) Albertirsai úti kutyakiállítás és -vásár Budapest, 1977 Bojár Sándor, Fortepan

(2) Tiger, an 18-week-old Chihuahua, hitching a ride on the hip of owner Ray Hopkins, 21, of Broadway, during an outing at Centennial Park Jan. 6. 1966. Dale Ernsberger, The Tennessean

#vau #wuff #dog #1977 #1966 #Budapest

[bandagedb0nezexe]

[ “As long as I can be with you, even my digital heart will start to throb. Like a quantum wind, my heart will start to sway.” ]

…

★ 𝘿𝙢 𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙤!! ★

#art #commissions open #art commisions #taking commisions #vocaloid fanart #vocaloid len #len #len kagamine #bright colors #len puppy #len is a puppy dog wuff wuff <3 #vocaloid

[hungryhornyhowling]

High in the backseat on our way back from the sex shop ~

#wuff #nsft #just a dog in the car #windows down #voices in the background blend into the wind #awoooo

[glineurjl]

Buddy ❤️❤️❤️ #hunde #buddy #wuff #dog #chien #dedenborn #dedenborneifel #roetgen #gemünd #schleiden #einruhr #erkensruhr #eifelsteig #hammer #hammereifel #huppenbroich #sosimmer #simmerath #monschau #wirsindsimmerath #fotoglineur (hier: Dedenborn, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkOs-mzLtrh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#hunde #buddy #wuff #dog #chien #dedenborn #dedenborneifel #roetgen #gemünd #schleiden #einruhr #erkensruhr #eifelsteig #hammer #hammereifel #huppenbroich #sosimmer #simmerath #monschau #wirsindsimmerath #fotoglineur

[bimbopawz]

:3c

#Luz barks #wuff wuff hello the dog is arranging to do face reveal in a little over three weeks so re-dye time it is :3c

[nomercyanywhere]

daily life of doggy reader and nanami

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rubbing yourself on him once he comes home after a long day, and being proud of the mess you did in the living room. sure, the sight of the dirt from the large broken vase scattered on the floor made a vein bulge out from the side of his temple. but you're too cute to get yelled or scolded at :( whatever will he do to teach you a lesson.

"n'mi! i missed you!" you looked up at him while he was removing his shoes, his tired eyes meet yours, so bright and eager to know about how his day went. he lets out a heavy sigh before petting your head and rubbing your ears. he chuckles quietly before getting on one knee and scratching your chin. kento watches as your smile grew wider and tail wagged faster. "you seemed to have forgotten what i keep telling you sweetheart." your ears perked, what was it? to not make anymore messes? "dogs don't speak honey." then kissing your forehead before he got up.

clean up and time out. now for you to not make anymore messes, he has to keep you in your cage :((, and you don't like the cage, the bars are cold and you can't nuzzle against or cuddle nanami !

after finally sweeping away all the dirt and glass shards, he hears your loud whines echo throughout the hallways. like a kitten in the rain hungry for food and warmth. you look so pitiful, so tiny and cute in your little cage. lips formed to a pout and eyes all shiny from tears building up.

punishment time. bad boys gotta learn their lessons after doing things that shouldn't be done! so he'd have you lay flat on your tummy and on his lap while he gives you stinging spanks.

his right hand tugs on your tail, exposing your smooth rump while the other hits and gropes your ass, "im sorry pup, but if i wont do this then you'll continue making messes. i just need to teach you a few lesson love" it hurts, your butt hurts! even if you try to voice out your pained whines he ignores you :( but if you squirm even more then nanami'll just get angrier and spank you harder. "you're a mess everywhere., even here.." kento presses the flatsvof his fingertips on your folds and spreads them open. "such a dirty boy"

play time!! after kissing the red away from your burning ass he'll have you lay on top of him while and make it so he's face to face with your hungry pussy.

using a few of his fingers he'll spread your folds open and just watches as your hole clenches around nothing. after listening to your desperate whines and mewls he just can't resist. he'll dig 2 of his inside till the knuckles, his long fingers just reach the places you can't. "w-wuff.. mmnn..." you reach down to your pulsating clit, rubbing circles around it till your on the verge of an orgasm. "hands off pup. what an impatient little boy."

breeding and presenting.

after following him everywhere and around the house. you eventually become tired and rest in your bedroom. kento notices you've been missing for a while now,. and searches for you, he just didn't know that he'd find you humping his pillow that's now stained a very feint shade of yellow. "ahh.. wu-wuhh, nami... m'sorry." your pink wet cunt presses on side of the pillow while your tail wagged at a slow pace the moment he came in. the sight of you dirtying his pillow made him harder than ever.

he eagerly got on the bed, hungry to just bury his dick balls deep inside you

"look at you, so cute.." he holds your tail up to lift your lower half off the mattress and aligne his cock tip with your hole. his hot tip slowly sliding inside is enough to split you in half, the slick your producing doesn't help one bit. he's stretching you out! if he were to fuck you with that inhuman size he wouldn't be able to pull out. therefore, breeding you! "wait-! y-you're too big, f'you put that in i-i'll die!!" you try to crawl away from him but his free hand holds you down and prevents you from proceeding any further. "silly dog. if you relax, it won't hurt, and im certain you won't die. so calm down and loose up for me okay?"

it's already midnight, how long were you two at it? he's still inside you, still pumping you full.

your eyes slowly flutter open to the sound of bed creeks, "are you awake?" was all you heard before the thrusting stopped and he slammed his hips into yours. the familiar feeling of his hot cum getting shot inside your womb comes back to you and wakes you up. "fuck.. don't fall asleep this time okay?" nanami whispers in your ears before continuing his merciless fucking you.

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a/n: i should quit 💀 i actually might delete this omg, my fucking writing powers are gone

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk smut #jjk imagines #nanami kento smut #nanami thirst #nanami smut #ftm reader #m! reader #male reader #nomercyanywhereliterature

[drgrlfriend]

Fic Stats Meme

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

Most Hits: No surprise there. I'm constantly amazed by how fantastically this fic was received in such a big fandom. Windows

Summary:

Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

Excerpt:

“You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

“Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

“Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

“What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

“Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

“Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

Second-most Kudos: Layover

Excerpt:

Big, serious brown eyes were staring right into his from only a few inches away. The child had clambered half over the arm of Derek’s chair to study him at close range, her little rosebud mouth pursed in concentration.

“Uh.” Derek couldn’t look away as the girl reached out one pudgy hand and patted him gently on the cheek. Her scent was soft and sweet and somehow a bit familiar, just enough to keep Derek from shying away. Derek didn’t know too much about kids but he guessed this one was probably three years old or so, head still oversized in proportion to the short limbs and round little belly.

She seemed fascinated with Derek’s beard, eyes widening further under incredibly thick lashes as she petted Derek’s cheek some more, smoothing down the short stubble. Finally she grinned widely. “Good wuff.”

Derek jerked upright, hands clenching on the edge of his seat. Did she just say?...

“CJ!” The child was suddenly gone, lifted up by a strong, tattooed forearm around her little potbelly. “You scared the he— heck out of me! What have I told you about wandering — Derek?”

Third-most Comments:

Lucky in Love

Summary:

Clint is only a couple of sips into his cardboard cup of coffee, his brain barely out of neutral, which is probably why it takes him so long to realize that some damn psycho is trying to kidnap his dog.

Excerpt:

“I’m not some charity case,” Bucky says pugnaciously.

“I didn’t think you were,” Clint answers back readily enough. “I mean, I can tell you’re fucked up for sure, but of the two of us, I’m probably the bigger disaster. My sleep schedule is shit, and I drink coffee straight from the pot. I sing in the shower even though I’m deaf as fuck. I have arrows everywhere because I’m an archer — did I tell you that? And I was raised in a literal circus, so I’m not exactly domestic. Let’s see, what else?” He squints down at the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. “Oh, yeah, I won the building in a poker game with the Russian mafia and every once in awhile they show up and try to take it back, but usually I handle it, no problem. Uh...”

Clint happens to looks up and Bucky’s eyes are wide, his mouth hanging open. Clint’s hand freezes where he��s rubbing the back of his neck, suddenly embarrassed. Yeah, when you put it all out there at once, it doesn’t sound so good.

Fourth-most Bookmarks: Layover again. That's a bit of a surprise!

Fifth-most Words:

Freedom's Reach

Summary:

Clint is about to move on when his eyes drift up to the lettering at the top of the window.

FREE PASSAGE TO THE WEST!

Clint knows that the circus folk mock him — call him too trusting, too soft-hearted — but even he knows nothing in this life comes free. The words puzzle him, and he reads them again carefully to make sure he hasn’t made a mistake.

His eyes are drawn to one posting at the very bottom corner, different from the others. This one is sun-faded and starting to yellow, curling at the corners. Clint crouches down, brow furrowing and lips moving as he sounds out the unfamiliar words.

Western Man Seeking a Husband — I am a kind and unassuming man of good financial means seeking a helpmate and companion. I have lost my arm in the service of our Union, but am otherwise free from disease. I am not particular as to looks, but am seeking an individual of equal youth and vivacity with whom I can share my affection and devotion. I am a man of quiet habits, moderate temperament, and kind disposition and would seek the same in my husband.

Fewest Words: Some of my ficlets in the Tumblr Ficlets compilation would probably count, but for freestanding fics it's this one:

The Set-Up

Excerpt:

“Y’know,” Steve starts, and Bucky’s jaw clenches instinctively. “Clint likes baseball. Or, at least, I think I saw him watching a game once. I mean, he was taking a nap in the lounge so I’m not sure if the game was on accidentally, but he didn’t change the channel when he woke up. Maybe you should ask him if he wants to catch a game some time? I mean, it’s not Ebbet’s Field, but Citi isn’t so bad, even if it is Queens…”

Bucky leans back on the couch, turns up the volume on the game, and tries his hardest to tune Steve out.

This was fun! Tagging anyone who wants to play.

#clint barton #the winter soldier #bucky barnes #hawkeye #marvel #mcu #winterhawk #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale #my fic #ask game #authors #fanfiction #writers

[roomatewells]

Woof awrfwuf wuff wuuf wruff wof woof

Oh, so it's not just cats. You wanna pretend to be dogs, too.

I don't understand what part of this is entertaining to you. I'm very, very confused.

#wallace talks #wallace wells #wallace wells rp #spto #scott pilgrim rp #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off

[floofy-chu]

Dino the dog reference sheet

Brand new updated ref of my sona~ :d They're a very soft shy boi so be gentle~ Wuff wuff.🎨

Posted using PostyBirb

#sona #fursona #anthro #dog #femboy #enby #nonbinary #refsheet #reference sheet #sheet #ref

[wilczmin]

you know that one video of the dog who wants to bark but the baby is sleeping and the guy is like “oh no! don’t woof!” and the dog lets out a very clear and quiet “wuff.” ? geralt

#( ;; he wants to let out the awoos very badly. )