#wwdits spoilers i guess?

[lunali-moon]

Okay, I'm going to drop it all or nothing and either I'm right or I'm wrong. I think I can roughly predict which path the nandermo arc will take. It seems to me that all the released episodes slowly led to the scattering of Nandor's feelings (whether openly in front of Guillermo or just as feelings visible only to the audience). I heard that episode 9 is called "Freddie" and something tells me that something big is going to happen in this episode. This episode already seems important to me, given that this is the penultimate episode of the season and they are very fond of cliffhangers. I think they're going to end the season with a lot of awkwardness and/or drama between Nandor and Guillermo. No matter if it's because Nandor and Guillermo will break loose and do something they won't acknowledge, as many say, the last episode is called "Memories" (in one of the first episodes, we were hinted that the connection of a vampire with a vampire hunter seals the memories of a vampire and I don't think it's just that), but who knows, maybe it's just because Nandor will yearn for Guillermo and reminisce about their times together, but they're going to be left with a metaphorical elephant in the room. And in season 5 they already (after the drama, of course) finally, tired of running from each other, will talk and get together. Maybe that's why we were told that there will be no canon nandermo in the series yet (well, or we were just gaslighted), but I very much doubt that the nandermo will become a couple this season, there are too few episodes left, and they love drama, despite the fact that this is a comedy. I said everything.

#this is an unusually long post for me #sorry #i am writing this literally in 3 am #im not okay #wwdits #shitpost #nandermo #what we do in the shadows #wwdits spoilers i guess? #wwdits spoilers #wwdits season 4 #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits nandor #wwdits s4 #wwdits guillermo #nandor and guillermo #wwdits shitpost #nandermo thinking #wwdits s 4 spoilers

[boingopilled69]

oooooooo he’s jelly!!! nandors jelly!!

#clip studio paint #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #lazslo cravensworth #nandermo #???? i guess #wwdits #wwdits fanart #i tried to post this earlier but tumblr was against it ig #anyway #silly business

[cookinguptales]

maybe I am Too Colin Robinson myself because while the entire fandom was apparently losing their shit over him talking about his boyfriend, I was just like

but the siege of the alamo was in 1836... and Colin remembers what he was doing 187 years ago... which means he's already done this 100-year cycle at least twice... while maintaining at least 187 years of memories, so this wasn't the first time he used the records trick... without knowing why he was keeping those records...

this is the lore I'm stuck on lmao

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #I went to the alamo last year too I didn't even know I was in The Colin Spot #I guess I can retroactively add those selfies to my wwdits collection #it really wasn't actually that memorable tho #despite what they say

[fleshadept]

so how about that episode

#wwdits fx #wwdits spoilers #cricket gifs #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #I GUESS ??? THEY'RE DOING IT???? #usercaptainflint #userkristi #5k

[incorrectquoteswwdits]

It fits for all sides of the fandom!

#ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 spoilers #OFMD #I’m sorry I guess I’m just a multi fandom blog until WWDITS comes back #Izzy hands #OFMD meme #meme #Don’t start any discourse it’s just a fun meme

[bottombaron]

So after staring into the middle distance for a couple days I'm ready to start discussing some theories I have before the season finale destroys us. They are all very wide-ranging in absurdity but I'll start with the one that I think has the most substance and therefore I think is most likely to happen. Also, I haven’t caught up with the tag yet so if someone already posted these theories, sorry! 

So here is Theory #1, known otherwise as,

Why (I think) I know how Laszlo is going to unfuck Guillermo

The solution, I believe, was stated at the very end of The Roast by Laszlo himself: 

FIRST THOUGHT, BEST THOUGHT

Laszlo has spent weeks deeply committed to solving a problem. He's wasted precious time trying to outthink his first (and probably best) solution – and I'm not just talking about his book sorting. Neither was Laszlo, not entirely at least. I actually do think he was focused at least a little bit on his books because that's kind of what happens when you're stuck on a problem. Your brain wanders to other much less taxing ordeals. Usually, as you solve that smaller problem, you find the solution to the thing you really want to solve. 

So what was Laszlo’s first idea?

All along Laszlo had the answer but Guillermo told him that he didn't think it would work, so Laszlo just didn't pursue it further. (We don't even know if Laszlo knows the circumstances of the test and why it didn't work. Just that Guillermo didn't approve that idea.) So then Laszlo wasted valuable time and energy trying to ~Science~ this problem instead of using his true best skill that was showcased in episode one of the season: his charm. His powers of persuasion (the classical art of bullshitting, as it were) is his true super power. (Sadly, it’s not science. He doesn't really have the patience for science tbh).

But, no, rly, he should bullshit his way thru this. That's what he does best. He can outthink Nandor easily. (well….maybe. with the time spent on his experiments, Nandor could have the advantage of several weeks, if not months, to figure things out beforehand, as dense as he is) He should concoct a bullshit so impenetrable that it unfucks Guillermo from Derek and refucks him to Nandor. 

Further foreshadowing of this you ask?

(this whole season is dedicated to ‘plans’ it’s crazy how much A Plan pops up. maybe i’ll dedicate a separate post to collecting them all)

But alas! The test that The Baron did proved this wouldn’t work, right!?

Well here's some free additional theories to how Laszlo could solve that hiccup:

1. Laszlo figures out (and solves) the reason why The Baron/Neighbor test didn't work in the first place.

There could be any number of factors of why The Baron's neighbor blew up. It could be that The Baron is all that more powerful than the average vampire and so his bite gives an extraordinary fill of uh...vampire-ness? and Derek, being so young and weak, doesn't do much at all. Maybe it has something to do with The Sire. If The Baron was turned by the first being ever affected by vampirism, then maybe that vampirism is slowly depleted the further down the line you go. Derek is probably very far removed from The Sire which means he cannot transfer much of that affliction onwards. Nandor, if he was turned by The Baron (one removed from The Sire) or someone similar, explains how he is so powerful, hopefully tho he wouldn’t have too much power to possibly overwhelm Guillermo's half-a-virgin body (and yes I did like how kinky that sounded when I wrote it). It doesn't really matter the exact reason as long as Laszlo can convince Guillermo to try it and he has a relatively decent chance of surviving it. (convincing Guillermo to go thru with this plan overall is probably going to be the most trouble actually. you don't easily forget a guy exploding in your face)

2. Something to do with the experiments. (or the Nadja’s bait-and-switch tactic she used to catch The Baron/Guillermo from The Roast)

I have a larger theory on the experiments and why I think there's still one in the house, but that's for later. During The Roast, Nandor is pretty convinced that the mutant Guillermo is the real one (despite one pretty big glaring error: he has no glasses. none of the experiments need glasses...), Laszlo might have been testing this theory by having The Baron bring his body to Nandor in the first place in order to see how convinced Nandor would be by it. This might be enough for Laszlo to try to use a duplicate of Guillermo for Nandor to bite. The duplicate will not explode (probably?) due to only being a hybrid of Guillermo's blood and an animal…or something(one) else pretending to be Guillermo… (and if it does, maybe Laszlo plans to shoo Nandor out of the line of sight in order for him not to see. And then you get the angst and drama of Guillermo literally using a scapegoat to take his 'sin' despite his reluctance to hurt innocent creatures)

But will the fake Guillermo actually convince Nandor? It's hard to say, and I love that threat of Nandor realizing that it's not the true Guillermo he bit and feeling even more betrayed. Maybe Laszlo concocts a whole ambiance to the event in order to sell the lie. It has to be special right?

So there's dim lights and candles and (fake) Guillermo is laid out in Nandor's coffin and there's this whole presentation element to it that was left out of Guillermo's turn with Derek. It's more like the fantasy that Guillermo probably always had of being turned by Nandor. It plays out like a romantic love scene. But Guillermo is asleep or has his eyes closed and won't talk or maybe only makes small noises and Nandor's very upset abt this. Laszlo is probably hovering too and Nandor doesn't like that either but Laszlo insists he must be there and it's now it's all awkward and wrong, kind of like how Guillermo felt before he was bit by Derek. (now it’s like Nandor is the bull cucking Laszlo in front of him) Nandor goes thru with it and bites Guillermo and is rushed by Laszlo so he doesn't get to drink or drink too much of his blood and there's fumbling with trying to get his own blood into Guillermo's unresponsive mouth.

Or maybe Nandor finds out because Guillermo's blood is disgusting and he either knows or had hoped it would be good tasting*. or that Guillermo just lays there and there's no reciprocation of desire. But maybe he just doesn't find out and once it's over he expects to be able to lay with Guillermo or otherwise be there for his turning but Laszlo quickly rushes him out of his own room and closes the door behind him.

So now Nandor feels all the same despondency that Guillermo had felt with his turn with Derek. Like this big special moment he's built up for years was a complete dud. Like he missed out on something truly magical and he doesn't know why. And Guillermo will feel like shit too, for tricking Nandor. Laszlo isn't happy either. But it worked and they all just have to live with it. Meanwhile this act that was meant to make Nandor's and Guillermo's bond stronger, only serves to create even greater distance between them. 

Re*: evidence that Guillermo's blood might taste 'different':

3. ANYWAYS. that was theory two. lets talk about theory 3.

WITCHES.

I actually think there's good reason Laszlo has divorced Science and is now going to have an affair with Magic. It's exactly when Nadja says 'has this hex turned me into an uggo' that Laszlo comes to life and exclaims ‘that's it!’. If science wasn't the solution, maybe magic is. It's not like they don't know some witches, or that, at least to a degree, witches actually have some power. (specifically the power to look, vaguely, like someone else.) I'm not certain of the specifics but there's a chance Laszlo could be turning to magic to solve his problems. This would also bring Nadja's storyline more relevant and in focus for the season. The thing I like the most about this theory? Episode 9 describes being invited to a manor owned by someone named Morrigan. Morrigan is a Celtic goddess of war and fate that was probably the inspiration for Arthurian legendary sorceress, Morgan le Fay. (Laszlo's name may also be connected to Arthurian legend, Lancelot. but that probably doesn't mean anything.)

So! That's my three extra theories attached to this one big theory that Laszlo is going to go 'back to the beginning' and use his first thought to solve this. Go with his gut. His first solution was his best solution, all along.

…He simply needs to convince Nandor to turn Guillermo.

The, uh, details of this plan may be a lot more complicated than it suggests.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #laszlo cravensworth #nandor #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdits spoilers #wwdits meta #i guess this counts as meta #so i have a LOT of THOUGHTS n’ THEORIES on the backburner and idk if i can get to them all before the finale #prepare for a flood of inane speculation coming your way #wwdits season 5 #this originaly had a lot more screencaps but i think i over did it and now my brain is fried trying to collect all these receipts

[phantomoftheparadise0002]

Wwdits season 6

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers i guess #what we do in the shadows

[kingpersonoftheuniverse]

#how are we doing gang? #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits s5 #wwdits season 5 #what we do in the shadows season 5 #wwdits spoilers #i guess

[h3llorgl0ry]

my son egg n his brother cheese

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits s5 spoilers #???? i guess #wwdits s5 #lazslo cravensworth

[beansprean]

If Nandor read anything he would read warrior cats and that’s going to be my headcanon forever and none of you can stop me

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Nandor sitting on a couch, reading the fifth book in the first Warrior cats series, “A Dangerous Path”. He is leaning close to the pages and looks distressed, saying to himself, “Oh, Bluestar, no… keep it together!” 2. 9 year old Colin Robinson pops up behind the couch with a smile to read over Nandor’s shoulder. He says, “Oh, are you on the one where Bluestar dies already?” He continues infodumping in paler text, partially obscured by the other speech bubbles: “Hey guess what? Dementia in cats is actually prett…mmon. In fact in the orig…roadway production of…old deuteronomy was in…to have me…to griz…” Nandor shouts over him, tears of despair flying out of his eyes, “Shut up, Colin Robinson!” /end ID

#wwdits #nandor the relentless #baby colin robinson #what we do in the shadows fx #what we do in the shadows #warrior cats #warriors spoilers #?? I guess lmao it been like 15 years #my art #fanart #image described #this post is required reading for like 3 other things I’m going to post fjdjdjdjjd

[banjo-bugs]

i like what he likes!

#how about this new ep huh *covered in blood and panting #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwdits fanart #nandermo #i guess I GUESSSSSSSS #digital art #twizz scribs

[fuckingguide]

They ain’t even looking at you, baby, they looking at me | Guillermo de la Cruz + Looking At Me by Sabrina Carpenter

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits spoilers #the return of my fancam-style guillermo vids!! #i've been meaning to make one for a while but i was going to wait until the end of the season #and then that night market fight scene happened and it couldn't wait any longer #i am over the moon about the fact that thanks to s4 i can now afford to be selective about what shots to use in this kind of edit #when it was just the first three seasons there were barely enough shots. i pretty much had to use all of them to make a video #but now... now the world is my oyster #song choice in this video is dedicated to the fact that whenever anything happens in this show involving other characters #i barely notice bc i'm always looking at guillermo instead. especially in fight scenes #sorry to the others i guess but like. as if it's my fault he gets hotter every episode #oh and of course as always the 'ah ah ah' from 3x10 has to stay #i don't care how much i have to lower the volume of the song so it's audible i'm not removing it #anyway i hope you enjoy this return to my roots!! it's been over half a year since i made an edit like this i forgot how fun it is!! #edits.mp4 #video.mp4

[nadjasnandor]

so happy to live in the world of canon possessive & jealous nandor. i deserve this

#god bless <3 #i survived s4 for this #odd numbered seasons are made for Me i guess #terrified about s6 in that case tho #nandor x guillermo #text #wwdits spoilers

[cookinguptales]

cannot stop thinking about the fact that Nandor caressed his coffin and said "this is where the magic happens" to one of his wives, then invited him to have sex with him in it

and then like

a season and a half later

we have Nandor looking at Guillermo lying in his coffin like he just saw fucking god

#like a vampire-safe non-christian god I guess but you get my meaning #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #nandermo

[suddenrundown]

also nandor saying that he forgot guillermo’s a vampire slayer but he spent so many minutes hyping the shit out of him and how big and strong and hot good at fighting he is

#just thought that was a normal innate trate of guillermo's i guess lol #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor #nandermo #wwdits spoilers

[tapiocats]

Being a vampire is a lonely existence...

#Missing something Guillermo ? Want to see someone Guillermo ?? Your wish became true but you're still unsatisfied Guillermo ??? #The possibility of parallels with Nandor's insatisfaction and his wishes... #wwdits fanart #guillermo de la cruz #guillermo wwdits #what we do in the shadows #fanart #artists on tumblr #vampire #vampire!guillermo #wwdits spoilers #wwdits s4 #wwdits s5 #I guess #my art #derek wwdits #nandermo