#wwits

[idiotwithoutagoodname]

I’m 3 minutes into Heartstopper s2 and can i just say how struck I am from the whiplash of going from depressed middle aged dramatic idiots getting a divorce to just silly happy teens in love? I think I need an intermediate step between those two

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #heartstopper tv #heartstopper #heartstopper s2 #heartstopper spoilers #I guess? #maybe I’ll watch wwits now just so that I can get into the silly lightheartedness mood #wwits

[starbaby-7]

I am incapable of loving things a normal amount. I devour them, I get so excited about anything related to my fixations that I go non verbal and start screaming and my chest shakes an I have to do a few laps.

#ofmd #our flag means death #wwits #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal and will #wrath of the lamb #mizumono #destiel #supernatural #doctor who #roseten #timepetals #sherlock #johnlock #twd #the walking dead #nandermo #hannigram #bagginshield #thorin x bilbo #the hobbit #the lord of the rings

[objectiveunknown]

I love shit fanart.

Of course, absolutely of course there are amazing pieces out there that look straight out of a fairytale. How are you on tumblr when surely you’re some sort of protege!

But those little stick figures with wonky expressions and awkward limbs, who don’t quite look like they could move out of the positions they’re trapped in?

Man they have a special place in my soul.

Partly because they’re cute, partly because they show the effort and the potential and they remind us all that no one’s perfect and we shouldn’t feel disheartened by all the incredible artists out there because they started at this level too.

But mainly, truly, it’s because those wonky, funky, fuzzy little people are what fandoms run on and the day we forget that is the day tumblr dies.

#fanart #fluff #good omens #our flag means death #ofmd #Heartstopper #wwits #what we do in the shadows

[amanita-fly-agaric-muscaria]

Waiting for the moment where Guillmo, once again, leans in, expecting to be turned into a vampire, but NANDOR leans in thinking it's a kiss. They bonk noses and it's awful. Guillermo doesn't understand what happened. Nandor is in denial & embarrassed. Hijinks ensue.

#nandermo #wwits #nandor the relentless #guillermo my beloved #wwdits

[penguicorns-are-cool]

omg imagine if Nadja and Laszlo were on the ship when Stede had his cursed suit

Nadja is with Jim and the rest of them trying to tear it off Stede and rip it to pieces when they aren't in a circle of salt

Laszlo is completely on Stede's side saying things like "it's just like my hat, dear, see not cursed at all" and Nadja is yelling back "THE HAT IS CURSED, CURSED FUCKING HAT AND CURSED FUCKING SUIT" and Laszlo's just walking around like "completely fine, my darling, no curses to be found"

and Stede is just like, you get it, it's not a curse it's just fashion

then Laszlo explains the hat and Stede's reaction is hilarious as he goes from excited to be talking about fashion to absolutely horrified

#wwits #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #nadja #laszlo #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #stede bonnet #cursed suit #cursed hat #witch skin hat

[innkeepercore]

you know all things considered, if you explained the basic premises of good omens, what we do in the shadows, and our flag means death and you told me which one of the three DOESN’T have a kiss between the two romantic leads yet I wouldn’t believe you

#just some thoughts #wwits #ofmd #good omens #our flag means death #what we do in the shadows

[mystic-hag]

#what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #nadja #vampire #goth #gillian flynn #sharp objects #wwits

[charliewrites99]

Billionaires and celebrities don't make me insecure, you know who does?

Rich vampires.

Because I know that even with my immortal life and countless of experiances I would still be shit with money, wouldn't know how to invest or wouldn't understand stocks.

Like you want me to spend my never ending life learning about economy and finances???

Fuck that. I would just use my sick vampire persuassion on some wall street asshole or those people that look at real estate.

#wwits #iwtv #interview with the vampire #what we do in the shadows #twillight #dracula #vampire lore #vampires #castlevania

[docnickie]

“Oh shitty shit, I’ve fucked it!”

-Nandor De Laurentiis

#what we do in the shadows #wwits #Nandor

[obeydontstray]

Here Comes Your Man

Guillermo stood on the deck next door, overlooking his vampire roommates minus Colin Robinson.

“What are you doing out here?”

“What does it look like we are doing Gizmo! We are swimming!” Nadja said harshly.

“Sean is on vacation and we like his pool.” Laszlo replied.

Nandor was dead to rights, floating on his stomach, his face underwater.

“Get naked, get in!” Laszlo said and Guillermo’s face blanched.

“Naked? Are you naked in there?” He asked, glancing over at Nandor’s body. He was sporting the pants he often worked out in at the gym.

“Of course!” Laszlo grinned. “The good lady wife and I were having sex in the hot tub.”

Guillermo glanced at the hot tub, a look of disgust on his face.

“We were just about to leave. I think Nandor’s double dead.” Nadja said and Laszlo splashed water at the other man, scaring him into surfacing.

Guillermo watched as Nandor surfaced, blowing water out of his face and flipping his wet hair back. Water was dripping down his broad shoulders and his muscular chest. Guillermo sucked in a deep breath and looked down at the deck.

“Guillermo! Get in!” He cheered. “Swim with us!”

“We are going inside.” Nadja said. “Time for shower sex!”

Guillermo looked away from the couple as they climbed out. Nandor swam to the side closest to Guillermo and looked up at him. He crossed his arms on the side of the pool and rested his chin on them.

“Come swimming with me. Laszlo and Nadja are no fun, they just kiss each other the whole time.”

“I don’t think I want to.”

“Please?” Nandor pouted. “Get in, or I’ll throw you in.” He grabbed a nearby palm sized ball. “Sean has a volleyball net! I bet you can’t beat me!”

“I have so much more to do than play pool volleyball with you.”

Nandor jumped up, propelling himself over the edge to grab at Guillermo’s ankle. The younger man cried out and stepped back, falling on his butt on the deck. “Get in!”

Guillermo kicked at Nandor’s hand. “Alright, hang on! I don’t want to get everything wet.”

Nandor moved back to hanging on the side of the pool, chin resting on his arms as he watched Guillermo empty his pockets. He kicked off his shoes and looked at Nandor.

“Can you like…not stare at me while I undress?”

There was a goofy look on Nandor’s face suddenly, a big grin. “Guillermo are you going to swim in the nudes?”

“No!”

“I’ll get nude with you!”

“NO!” Guillermo exerted, his face red. “Keep your pants on!”

He pulled off his sweater and kicked off his pants until he was in his button down shirt and black boxers. Nandor made a come hither motion with his fingers. “C’mon! Come play with me!” He said as he tossed the volleyball at him.

Eventually Guillermo was up to his chest in the water, his shirt half soaked. “Four!” Nandor shouted, smacking the ball. “Wrong sport!” Guillermo reminded him for the second time that night as he sidestepped, nearly getting smacked in the face with the ball. Thinking about it, he took his glasses off and laid them gently on the deck.

He hit the ball back and Nandor hit it, knocking it far out of the pool. Guillermo sighed in relief.

“Guillermo go get it.”

“You go get it!”

Nandor huffed, arms crossing over his chest. “Fine! That game was boring anyway!”

He moved and ducked into the water, slipping under the net and into Guillermo’s side of the pool. He surfaced and lay on his back. “Float with me, Guillermo. Look at the stars, they are so pretty!”

Guillermo did as he wished, stretching out and laying backwards. Nandor was right, the stars were beautiful tonight.

Even underwater, he could hear piano music from their house next door. Without Nadja’s singing, Lazslo’s playing was beautiful.

He felt movement near his outstretched fingers and he could barely believe it when he felt Nandor’s fingers intertwined with his.

The two floated in silence and Guillermo dared not move, afraid that he’d ruin the moment and Nandor would retract his hand.

Nandor’s voice was muffled with Guillermo’s ears being below the line of water, but he clearly heard Nandor’s quiet laugh. “We are like sea otters.”

“Sea otters?” He asked, his voice sounding too loud in his own ears.

“They hold hands so they don’t float away from each other.”

Guillermo gulped down the anxiety, gathering all his courage to ask quietly, “Are you afraid I’ll float away, Master?”

He felt the water move next to him and Nandor moved upright in the water, letting his fingers slip from Guillermo’s. The younger man instantly regretted asking the question. He let himself get too comfortable, Nandor was going to close himself off again like he always did. He took a deep breath and righted himself in the water as well.

“You have before and I never want you to leave me again.”

Taking a deep breath again, Guillermo had to take his eyes off of the vampire. He watched the underwater lights dancing in the ripples coming from the filter.

This would be like it always was. Deep confessions, a crumb of two of affection. Then Nandor would be the stubborn jackass he always is and things will go back to how they always were. And he knew he’d stay, because those crumbs of affection were enough to make sparks in his heart.

As dumb as he was to stay, he kind of liked the electricity he felt when Nandor touched him.

He jumped, slightly startled when Nandor did touch him. The other man’s fingertips brushed the wet curls from his forehead and for a moment, they locked eyes. Nandor bit his lip lightly and withdrew his hand, pretending to be as interested in the lights in the pool as Guillermo had been.

“I’m not going anywhere.” Guillermo confessed, his throat suddenly dry and too tight.

“Good, because I need someone to shine my shoes. I’m no good at it.” Nandor proclaimed, sloshing past Guillermo.

The human let out a frustrated sigh, his hands balling into fists beneath the water. “Fucking guy!” He mumbled beneath his breath

#nandermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandor x guillermo #what we do in the shadows #wwits

[crazybookcat]

Heeeyy besties it’s been a while hasn’t it-

Ok lore dump time. Buckle in besties this gonna be a little sad. (TW; for a few general mentions of violence, I don’t describe it at all but it’s implied).

Cracks knuckles Ok so first things first! What would this behemoth actually do? Simple actually! He juggles. But he juggles some strange things, including people/animatronics. Specifically his two adoptive daughters; @enigmaticcattic and @omenofthevoid (Seren). Basically; he’d come out juggling the two of them, then after a short bout of the three of them preforming various acrobatic tricks BC would toss them both up to their arial hoops. While the two of them spin around up there the big man would go over to two hoops and using the blowtorch in the back of his throat would light them on fire. Then Seren and Eni would jump down to him and he’d fire them like two cat shaped missiles through the on fire hoops. He could also juggle chainsaws but I’m not sure where we’d fit them in 🤔

But how did these three meet? Wonderful question! They all met in a robot fighting ring. But of course BC’s little story starts long before that.

The big man himself was made to be the ultimate home security and care bot. He was created custom for an incredibly wealthy family and equipped with some.. interesting features. (Stares at the blowtorch). Anyways! The family consisted of two parents and three kids. Said kids were primarily cared for by BC. But let’s just say their parents weren’t the best people, and upon some bloody revelations the draconic bot ended up snapping both literally and figuratively.

Which ended in him getting sent back to the factory he was built in. Upon looking over his code and memories his creators decided to decommission and recall every robot from his model. But luckily or not while Bc was on his way to be taken apart the car with him in it got robbed. Which ended in the leader of this robot fighting ring acquiring BC, and after a short memory wipe the robot was willing to commit any atrocity in his owner’s name.

Seren and him met when she was sold to the ring’s owner. She was assigned to fixing up BC and a couple other bots every time they got a little too banged up from a fight. The jobs were mostly patchwork and done with haste, or before Seren came around done by BC himself. So you can see a lot of scratches on his body if you look closely enough. (I assume the Fazbear crew helped him fix up his damaged paint job before any shows).

Things went along the way they used to with the only bright spot in his days being Seren. Until one fateful night he was thrown into the ring with Eni, and the horrified look on her face lit a fire in his circuits. Memories thought to be long lost came bubbling up to the surface, creating a deadly concoction of emotions. Most prominently; rage.

So for the second time BC turned, defying his very code to see to it that no bot was ever hurt by this particular fighting ring again. After setting things ablaze BC yoinked Seren and Eni then proceeded to book it while carrying both of them like luggage under his arms.

(Side note: I imagine his interview went something like this;

Freddy: “So what are your talents? What makes you special?”

BC who just expected to be doing manual labor: Starts panic juggling chairs)

(Also cough, @laurzzz-again-lol leave it up to me to be one of the last submissions-)

#WWITS #wwits oc laurzzz #I have not made an actual post sense my birthday- #Mmmmm I’m consistent with my inconsistency

[laurzzz]

What's Written in the Stars Posters

I uhhh I needed to exercise my rendering skills again bc all I've been doing lately were doodles so I made these (yes, I just reused the background bc I'm lazy)

Also using these as my phone wallpapers now lol

#the greatest showman au #fnaf security breach au #fnaf daycare attendant #sundrop x reader #moondrop x reader #laursdraws #wwits

[ghost-104]

@laurzzz

This is my OC Alta! He has vitiligo and has been seen as a “spoty disgrace” which has caused him to leave home when he was young, he hasn’t talked to any of his siblings or parents since.

He is very good with animals, especially felines! Alta will spend days wandering around with street cats but he lacks the money to have care of one as his own. The wip on his waist mostly used for show, and is only used as a last resort which occurs rarely. Alta also loves children! 

He tends to stay calm and collected acting as a guardian figure to others but in dire situations he can be unhinged, he can switch from being on cloud nine to sobbing instantly.

(feel free to change anything about him! If more info is needed I can provide!)

Lil’ facts:

Alta has always been a fan of the theater but is too shy to go on his own.

There is one street cat in particular that Alta particularly enjoys; a black cat Alta named Horatio!

Alta has autophobia, he doesn't like being alone.

Alta struggles when talking to adults, especially strict/serious ones.

Alta is aro/ace he can love people, but not romantically.

Alta gets startled easily, He also has ADHD, he’s very passionate about his interests.

#wwits oc laurzzz #wwits #wwits oc submission #Alta #ZJR #wwits oc submissions

[enigmaart]

Here is my submission for WWITS!! ^^

My sona in this is an acrobat/dancer!! Especially skilled at pole dancing and break dancing!! ^^

She was homeless, used to do tricks on the streets for money until she was kidnapped and taken to an underground animatronic fighting ring. On her first match, she was paired with a big, strong looking animatronic (belonging to beloved @crazybookcat <3) that she was certain would be the death of her. But it turned out that animatronic had a heart of gold and took pity on her, so they, as well as other animatronics, managed to break out of the ring. Afterwards, she stuck around the animatronic before eventually finding the poster for "unique persons" needed for Fazbear's Amazing Circus!!

@laurzzz hope you like her!!! ^^

#fnaf sb #fnaf sona #wwits oc laurzzz #wwits #idk what else to tag XD

[agent-darkfest]

So I haven’t posted something in a while, but I read this lovely story by @laurzzz and it just absolutely inspired me. Check out their page, it’s really awesome!

Anyways, without further ado, let’s do a quick intro to this character. His name is Ivan Kovski, he is 24 years old and he is partially blind (due to an accident). He grew up with his mother and 3 baby sisters in a small house after they had immigrated from their country.

Ivan had been juggling since he was 12 years old as a way to distract his baby sisters when his mom was out of the house working. He would also help with the cleaning, food prep, and overall maintenance of the house. But after seeing the toll work had on his mother, he went out to look for work himself to ease her burden. He found work in an Iron Factory, which allowed him to provide for his family for some time. Unfortunately, he had to move away to be closer to the factory, but he never stopped juggling, especially since he knew his sisters loved it. He would come visit them as much as he was able, bearing gifts and toys. But after an “accident” with a faulty boiler he was trying to fix, he lost his eye sight. The factory refused to take responsibility and blamed him for his carelessness. So, he got thrown out.

He tried looking for work elsewhere, but no respectable place wanted to hire a blind man with a half burnt face, especially an immigrant. Eventually, he made his way back to his hometown and he overheard some people talking about some fliers put up by a circus. A circus looking for “Unique Persons and Curiosities”. With nothing else to lose, he figured he’d give it a shot.

Fun Facts:

-Before he worked at the factory, he liked playing keep away with his sisters by grabbing what they had in their hands and juggling off with it. His sister often tried to catch him, but he kept out of their reach by climbing over furniture. One time he even managed to climb and balance on top of the clothes line while juggling… buuut… it snapped under his weight and he fell face first to the ground. He sisters couldn’t hold their laughter after they made sure he was ok.

-He likes to practice juggling things that people would consider too difficult or dangerous to juggle. A little hard-headed in that regard.

-Since he cannot see very well, he rather just have his eyes cover (whether by his hair, a blindfold, or a half-mask).

-He is very spatially aware and has excellent memory. When he first comes into a new space, he wanders around with a walking stick to get used to the space. But after a week, he already has the layout committed to memory. (He will trip over something new if he isn’t paying attention).

-His senses are very good. But he is still human, so he can hurt himself if he is not careful.

-After the accident, he developed a fear of heat near his face. For example, he can juggle things on fire, but if it gets too close to his face, he tends to freeze up. He is also self-conscious about the way he looks.

-He has a tendency to be a big brother to everyone without meaning to, especially if they exhibit mannerisms similar to his siblings. He is patient, kind, and understanding; if not a little mischievous sometimes.

-His family does not know about the accident. He has someone at the post write his letter for him every week, but he cannot bring himself to tell them what happened. They know he changed jobs, but they are not sure what he does. They very much wish to see him, but he tends to find an excuse to avoid to subject.

And that’s it! I had a lot of fun coming up with the character, but these are all preliminary ideas that can be changed. @laurzzz Thank you for such a fun prompt! Also, I had never watched The Greatest Showman until after reading your story. Now I just wanna read it again!

#wwits #wwits oc laurzzz

[marvinthecrow]

[available in my Redbubble shop!]

#my art #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #what we do in the shadows fanart #wwits fanart #nadja #nadja cravensworth #nadja and laszlo #laszlo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #redbubble shop #colin robinson #taika waititi #a vampire nightclub #wwits #season 4 #vampire #vampires #bat