#x-men textpost

[thevulturesquadron]

I am still not over the fact that Magneto immobilized both Rogue and Gambit to stop them from doing something stupid and then sheltered them with his last power.

Because he knows Rogue would jump into the pits of hell after him and Gambit would follow her every time.

#magneto #rogue #gambit #x men ‘97 #x men 97 spoilers #x men 97 #anna marie adler #erik lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #remy lebeau #rogneto #romy #rogueneto #... is there a name for the 3 of them? #edits #textpost #in every universe magnus just wants to see her happy and safe

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Achilles: *sitting in Patroclus's lap* Pay attention to me

Patroclus:  We were just making out two seconds ago

Achilles: I don't see your point.

#incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #achilles x patroclus #greek mythology #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #the song of achilles #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa textpost #gay idiots #gay #gay gay gay #gay men #greek posts #greek tumblr #greek quotes #greek gods #incorrect iliad #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #tsoa spoilers #tsoa #iliad meme #the iliad #homer's iliad

[iswateredibletho]

the queer urge to be a pirate captain bc it would mean youd have a hoard of unhinged older men ranging from pathetic to just plain evil available to you at all times ready to follow whatever you command

#pirate #piratecore #potc #pirates of the carribean #pirates of the carribean at worlds end #pirates of the carribean: dead men tell no tales #pirates of the caribbean x reader #hector barbossa #ok mazbe not him lmao he didnt exactlz respect his captain #william turner #jack sparrow #james norrington #gibbs #pintel and ragetti #textpost

[medusainmind]

I feel like we should talk about how key Neil’s asexuality/demisexuality was for Andrew. Like yes everyone talks about how painfully oblivious Neil was to Andrew’s interest and how that ended up being a bit infuriating (rip Wymack watching that car crash from the sidelines), but think about it. At no point does Neil look at Andrew with any heat or physical desire. Its all wow look at his strong shoulders that make me feel safe and like I can rely on him and wow look at the way the sun hits his hair through the windows in the back of the bus I can’t look away. As someone who had grown up with various instances of sexual abuse from multiple people, Andrew would have become acutely aware of how people looked at him. With Neil, never nada nope. All he saw was Neil looking at him like he was always paying attention, like he was the only one who wasn’t afraid of him after he went off his medication, and to then just looking at him adoringly?? To the point Andrew repeatedly tells him to stop looking at him that way?? Neil went from I see you, asshole to I see you and I am not afraid to all I see is you. THAT is what made Andrew feel safe. At no point did Neil want anything from Andrew beyond their deals and truths, he did not want anything without being willing to give something in return; playing by Andrew’s rules of engagement. He never would have unknowingly set off one of Andrew’s first warning signs ingrained since childhood, he would have always felt safe when Neil looked at him

Even as Andrew realized that his feelings for Neil had nothing to do with his medication, even as he fought tooth and nail not to care about this chaotic junkie timebomb who doesn’t swing to respect his boundaries, even as Neil looked at him like he was the only person in every room, even as he himself doesn’t know how to be loved, even then he would look into Neil’s eyes and feel safe

#andreil #andrew x neil #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king’s men #all for the game #aftg textpost #aftg #aftg headcanon #aftg andrew #aftg andreil #aftg neil #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil headcanon #nora sakavic #foxes #tfc #tfc heavy #pipe dreams #nothing

[cassowarygirl]

#marvel #textpost meme #x-men #remy lebeau #gambit #jean grey #illyana rasputin #magik #raven darkholme #mystique #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #graydon creed

[oscarpiastriwdc]

f1 x textposts

#what is the point of screenshot hoarding if not to make it about silly men #f1 x textposts #i am going to regret not tagging this properly when i can't find it again later

[nightchai05]

Genshin men x reader

hidden relationship x flirting

mostly gn pronounces, except female once. slight mention of +18

Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Kaeya, Thoma, Baizhu, Tartaglia, Itto

Neuvillette

Doesn't understand the human desire/thrill to hide a relationship, but will participate, playing his role very well. So well that you wonder if you really are going out together.

Somehow manages to graze your palm when he passes out signed documents to the Melusines, or slip you a hastily written note inviting you to dinner at a restaurant "as colleagues". You nearly burst out laughing during an important meeting with the marechaussée

Sometimes, his hairpiece falls out, and instead of putting it back on himself, he asks if you would be so kind as to help him. The Melusines are kind, but alas, too short for such a feat, there are no mirrors in sight, and you are the nearest person in the room...

When you are present during trials, he will notice you immediately. And even if he cannot always stare at the same place during the judgment, his eyes will always return to you. You have to wink or smile once, and the man must clear his throat to continue talking normally. A bad, bad person you are, playing with your man's hectic heart like that.

Wears your favourite flower as an ornament on his robes.

Permits you to make funny statements during breaks, like pointing out the uncanny resemblance between him and the otters, or that he must trip over his long robes often. Both are truthful, but not everyone is allowed to voice them. You, however, have a badge of honour slapped on your forehead: whatever Y/N says regarding Monsieur Neuvillette is fine

Wriothesley

Shows up unnanounced to "bring documents" to the Opera, knowing very well where and when you work to catch a glimpse of you.

Whenever he gives out orders to the gardes in the fortress, he will keep prolonged eye contact with you - some believe it is to establish dominance, and there's some truth to that.

You love his canines, so whenever someone makes an unfunny, nerve induced joke, he will smile widely, showing off his teeth, which is often interpreted as woflish scowling. It does not help his reputation.

If you ever spar in the Pankration Ring, he will always be nearby, personally making sure you're alright.

Talking of sparring, he takes great pleasure in fighting with you - it gives you both a chance to be up close and personal, without revealing the true nature of your relationship. Like pushing you to the ground, him on top, breathing hard into your neck. He shows off both his strength and candor, as he helps you get up, his hand lingering in yours.

Certainly has fantasies of bringing you to his office and taking you on the desk or on the couch during work hours. However, he settles on inviting you over for tea, making sure you smell like the finest tea after you get back to the surface.

Licks his lips and loosens his tie when you're around, completely nonchalant. When his eyes meet yours, you know your cheeks are warm. He sees, he senses it all, so he takes off his jacket too, playing around with the sleeves of his blouse. That's it, tonight you make him beg for it.

Kaeya

When your group is sharing a drink at Angel's Share, he leans closer put his hand on top of yours, asking to show what's in your glass. As you describe the exquisite barman's work, he glances at you, his fingers gently pinching yours.

Whenever you have a bad morning, he will take some duties off your shoulders, and shield you in front of the other knights, stating that you are a lady first and need to be treated as such, no matter if you are a knight of Favonius too.

Plans it so the bar has music playing at some point - so he can make a joke or two, and amidst the laughter and shyness of others, take you to dance.

Shows off his swordsmanship dramatically whenever you're in his field of vision.

He is known to be quite a flirt, or if you will, a charismatic extrovert, so he often puts his arm around your shoulders as a jest - but you both know it's not. Tonight, you might as well get more than a few heated kisses behind the cathedral.

Itto

Let's be honest, he wouldn't be able to hide. But he tries very hard for you.

He makes more jokes about you constantly winning the onikabuto fights. He acts hurt in public, but the grin that comes after always proves it false.

Is always jolly whenever you're around. Kuki obviously realizes something is going on. Maybe she thinks it's not mutual and that Itto is simply a lovesick guy.

You can't hide your giggling either, when the Arataki Gang's leader brings you a bouquet made of onikabuto and naku weeds. It's a friendly gesture, for sure.

He tells his gang that a certain district in Inazuma City must be protected from thieves and scoundrels at night. Why, you ask? Because he believes hat justice must reign, and you gotta start somewhere. SO why not start in the district where the beloved Y/N lives?

Shares his favourite food with you (he plays the hidden relationship so BAD you are embarassed). With chopsticks he takes a piece of fried chicken and puts it in your mouth, making fun of your expression at the same time.

You believe he misunderstood the concept of secret flirting. Apparently, for him, hiding means doing couple things but also making fun of your partner?.. In a good way, of course. Whatever. Kuki knows, and the gang are... dense. So you can continue having fun as long as you aren't woken up by the authorities knocking on your door in the middle of the night due to off-key singing at your residence's window. You KNOW that if you look outside you will see Itto playing a taiko.

Thoma

As the housekeeper and fix-it-all of the Kamisato clan, he is always running around. Sometimes it's a blessing in disguise.

No one asks where Thoma is because the answer is usually: "he's fixing the roof after last night's storm" or "he is making milk tea for his lordship because he was thirsty". Ever since he started going out with you, he disappears for only five minutes, to give you a bouquet of flowers he picked on the way and to kiss you passionately (so you can have something to look forward to later that evening).

When you are invited to the hotpot game, he usually keeps his distance, but is always very mild with ingredients he adds. He doesn’t care if the commissioner or his little sister are suffering, but your palate… yes, he’s very scared you won’t be able to taste his cooking after eating fifteen chili peppers in a row.

You both like petting animals, and this time, a group of homeless cats were lying under a small Sakura tree. Thoma will caress the same one as you – and both your fingers will touch, lightly and nearly invisibly to the naked eye. His cheeks will grow scarlet right then. You have effect on him, but he is not the main force of the housekeeping for nothing. He can withstand your charms during the day, 100%.

Baizhu

Is quite amused by the idea, so he plays the game.

Suddenly, you have more appointments at the pharmacy than before. He lets Qiqi bring your herbs, teas and ointments for whatever you have today. When you sneer and cross your arms, making it quite evident that it’s the perfect moment for him to flirt with you, he will keep a neutral face, ignoring you completely.

However, the next day, he will go to your workplace, breathless and sweaty, passing you a bag of dried herbs. “You forgot these at the pharmacy, lady” and your fingers brush and just before he turns around, he gives you the sexiest smirk.

Whenever your roads cross in public, he will invite you to hold Changsheng (to which she consented, of course). You will be pulled together by the doctor’s companion, strapping you in place. How are you going you act now that half of Liyue at the docks are seeing whatever that’s going on?

Whenever you have a real issue with your health, he will even more meticulous than with others, putting you into the backroom and offering you his services for free. He can’t have his significant other sick, not when he has so much planned for the weekend.

Tartaglia

He has to work on his flirting techniques, because the “you’re pretty, girlie” doesn’t cut it.

You go to furniture stores and cosmetics shops for fun in your free time. Of course, he will offer to pay, as everyone is aware he has the means to. But in the darkest corners, he will press his body to yours, kissing your exposed neck once and disappearing behind a shelf right after.

When your business takes you to the Northland bank, and he’s there, he will bite his lip (not at all obvious) and forget what he was talking about.

Offers to play with kids at the harbour, invites you as well. When the kids run off and hide, or chase after one another, he will steal glances and then glide his hand to your lower back – as a silent invitation to follow the children. Amidst the glee of youth, he will hug you tight, only to let you go swiftly and proudly say “whoever wins the next round gets to hug Y/N. I already did once. Now who is next?”

When he’s in Fatui mode, he doesn’t play around. If you are ever in unsafe business, he will stay close, tapping his vision, as a warning for the shady people to forget about scamming you, or touching you.

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin men x reader #i hate html coding :) #neuvillette x reader #wriothesley x reader #thoma x reader #baizhu x reader #itto x reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #kaeya x reader #textpost

[toodles-me-doodles]

X-Men Alternate Timeline: a summary

#xmen #mutant school buds #x men #incorrect xmen #X-men #xmen incorrect quotes #xmen textposts #x men textposts #peter maximoff #quicksilver #scott summers #cyclops #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #erik lehnsherr #magneto #charles xavier #professor x #cherik

[sugaroto]

So, in tfc Andrew broke into Neil's room and went through his things

And then he used his eidetic memory to fold everything back in the right order so Neil couldn't tell someone went through his things

But bc of Neil's paranoia he knew, cause of that thing he did with the tags or what

And then he went into their room and started a beef in French with Kevin.

Andrew sees that, has no idea wtf they're saying

And then Kevin comes back "Did you seriously went through his things?" Or something like that

Like what went through Andrew's mind when he realized Neil could tell he went through his things? Bc like he has an eidetic memory and put everything in the same place, what had he missed? How could Neil tell? What the fuck is this guy?

Interesting

#aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg textpost #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg shitpost #aftg headcanon #neil x andrew #andrew x neil #aftg andrew #aftg neil #aftg trilogy #all for the gay #all for the angst #all for the memes #the king’s men #the raven king #tkm #trk #*hiding a dead body in the tags 💀⚰🪦👻* #sugarenia #sugaroto #aftg hc #incorrect aftg #aftg meme #andreil #andreil trash

[solradguy]

Learning how to death metal growl to sing along to Insomnium and Amon Amarth tracks made it easier to talk in a deep voice but the downside is that it made it easier to just accidentally growl

#textpost #I always feel really really bad when newly out trans men irl ask me how I achieved [x masculine feature] #Because I'm a genetic freak of nature haha.... I was just like this from the start..... #It's to a point where I've lowkey wondered if there might be some intersex stuff going on that doctors covered up (WHICH THEY DO) #But I don't think that's the case. The clinic I go to now is LGBTQ+ focused and would have noticed something and told me by now #I think my mom just fell in love with a mythological mountain giant or creature and the genetic dice rolled weird

[xstick-noodlesx]

Erik putting the helmet on in the middle of a conversation with Charles so he won’t have to listen to him anymore is the equivalent of someone putting their phone into airplane mode so a call they don't want to continue disconnects.

#i found this joke in one of the notes on my first class rewrite and i laughed about it for five minutes #i am so dumb #xmen #x men #Charles Xavier #erik lehnsherr #cherik #textpost #my post #original post

[thevulturesquadron]

I want to talk more about Rogue. How she’s left a queen over a broken dream, wearing a crown over a broken ideal and so many deaths.

I think Erik knows. I think his heart aches. Because he’s lived with himself and his survivor’s guilt throughout. And he’s inflicted that on her.

I wonder if she understands. I wonder if she knows the reason why she was the right person for Genosha. I wonder if, once the pain in her heart quiets down, she will truly understand Erik’s ask and the responsibly he needed to share with her. Because she is better than him. Better than anyone who’s only known how to play on just one side of the fence.

Because she is the only one strong enough to overcome.

Everyone is so focused on Magneto and Gambit and what they did. It was astonishing. But we need to talk more about the ones that are left with the excruciating task of having to rise up from the ashes and fill the void.

#x men 97 #x men ‘97 #x men 97 spoilers #rogue #anna marie darkholme #magneto #gambit #erik lehnsherr #remy lebeau #rogneto #romy #rogueneto #gambit you fool #you didn’t have to prove anything #just walk at her pace #this episode #we need to talk more abou her #why it’s so heartbreaking that it happened to her #but the thing is #in the words of mordin #someone else might have gotten it wrong #edits #textpost

[doodlingstuff]

That part of Neil combing his fingers through wet hair feels like it's the most common occurrence.

So his hair must be usually a tangled mess and he doesn't care.

Except that one of the Foxes probably cares and at some point at least one of them gets on the task to brush Neil's hair.

It's not easy but the money passing from bets settled when Andrew blushes at the sight is all worth it.

#waste #think of it neil goes from still looking like a runaway to resemble one of those tv kids from the mid 2000's #andrew has to refrain all day long to finally feel the soft hair #when they're up on the roof it's all worth it #and if the next day the outfit for eden's comes with a brush no one says a thing #neil will learn to shut up and a few minutes every day #all to make andrew happy #(and the rest of his foxes too) #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #andrew x neil #aftg fandom #andreil #aftg textpost #aftg headcanon

[thischerik]

charles wanting to kiss even when erik gets mad at him for something dumb

#erik loves charles in his head but sometimes he snaps bc he doesn’t want charles to read him loving him even when charles is being stupid #and the he probably begs charles to go inside his head again bc erik as we all know has a thinky vieled telepathy kink #IM BACK BAYBEE #I forgot how I used to fandom and I’m starting to remember #textposts on screencaps!! #I forgot we all love that #I might start doing more of this depending on how circus attractiony it gets #thischerik #cherik #incorrect x men #incorrect cherik quotes #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #james mcavoy #michael fassbender #x-men #xmen #incorrect x men quotes #x men first class #incorrect pictures

[andrew-isnt-for-the-game03]

Andrew will notice everything, and nothing at the same time.

Neil needs any sort of help? Andrews the first to notice.

Neil is hurt or sick but doesn’t want to admit it? Andrews already right there telling him to go lie his ass down before he breaks his kneecaps and makes him.

HOWEVER

Neil flirting with him? Oblivious

Neil wanting attention but doesn’t want to ask for it? Clueless. Because if you want it why don’t you just ask for it???

BUT he’ll notice the second someone is flirting or even just being friendly with Neil and put a stop too it.

*Nicky approaching Neil*

Andrew, not even looking up, but pulls out his knife and sharps it: keep walking buddy boy.

*Neil walking to class alone*

Matt approaches him, throws his arm around Neil: Neil my bo-

Andrew who was on the other side of campus now directly in front of Matt glaring: remove that hand unless who want to lose it



#aftg shitpost #aftg kevin #aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg andreil #aftg fanfic #aftg headcanon #aftg fic #aftg fandom #aftg hc #aftg series #aftg textpost #all for the game #andrew x neil #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #the kings men #the raven king #the foxhole court #booklife #booklover #books #bookworld #bookworn #kevin day

[high-queen-of-the-court]

jean: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait. jeremy: you and me! jean: *tearing up* ok.

#all for the game #aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #all for the game incorrect quotes #the foxhole court #incorrect aftg #funny aftg #aftg textpost #the kings men #the raven king #jean moreau #jeremy knox #jerejean #jean moreau x jeremy knox