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heyharoldsboo · 1 year

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Happy Valentine's day Bestie.

As gift for all your hard work here is a small snippet for your Weniver heart. I hope you like it.

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Wednesday finds herself storming into Xavier’s dorm room after waiting in the quad for 30 minutes before realizing he wasn’t just running late. She hears herself muttering under her breath ways she wanted to kill him before stopping short to find him lying relaxed on his bed, still in the clothes she saw him wear this morning, a book open in his lap, eyes closed shut.

“Xavier Thorpe. You stood me up because you fell asleep. I have tortured people for less.” She says out loud as she makes her way to the bed, dropping herself next to him and places her hand on his chest ready to shake him awake. Before she can blink an electric current runs up her spine towards her neck and throws her head back. The last thing she sees is his ceiling.

Wednesday quietly takes in her surroundings.

Darkness. Moonlight shining through a window. A chill from the breeze outside. A melody softly playing. A cello. Warmth. Light from a fire. A fireplace surrounded by dark mahogany wood, Victorian cravings in the frame. A sigh.

The outtake of breath grabs her attention as she snaps her head to the velvet couch that lays across from the fireplace and its occupants. A man sits in the corner as he watches the flames. The glare from the fire lights up his face and she finds herself staring at Xavier. Only it is not, not the Xavier she knows.This one looks older. It seems he still has kept his hair at its long length, the brown strands falling into his eyes. He looks soft in this light, his eyes unguarded. She watches as his eyes drift down and that is when she notices his hand movement. It runs up and down on something dark.

Wednesday tries to adjust her eyes in the dim light and finds herself looking at more hair. Black hair. A little girl. In this older Xavier’s lap is a small child, dressed in black and white, sleeping soundlessly in his chest. He looks at the child like…. Like she was something precious, something angelic.

“It looks like you were right, my love.” His voice rings out, breaking Wednesday concentration . She looks back up to the man only to find him staring right back at her. Directly in her eyes. “It seems she loves the cello. Just like her mother.”

Wednesday feels the rush of air flow back into her lungs as she finds herself staring back at the ceiling of Xavier’s dorm room.

“Wednesday.” She hears as warm hands cups her shoulder with a slight squeeze. She turns to the voice to find Xaiver awake looking at her with concern under the layer of sleep still lingering on his gaze.

“What are you doing here?”

She tries to find her voice but she feels herself still shaken to the core from the scene she just witnessed. What was it? A dream? A fantasy? A vision? She swallows down the unsteady feeling and looks back at the boy to give him a tight lip smile.

“You never showed up. I was waiting for approximately 30 minutes.” She finds herself answering, feeling a little more like herself as each second passes.

“The Quad.” He replies, throwing his head back. He moves his hands away from her shoulders to his face as he rubs his eyes before running it through his hair, brushing the brown strands away from his face. “I am so sorry Wednesday. I guess I was more tired than I thought. Didn’t think I would fall asleep.”

“It’s okay.” She hears herself say and sees him look back at her. She takes a second before adding. “Did you have a good sleep?”

She watches as the corners of his lips lift up into a grin. Something flashes across his eyes, almost like recognition she would dare to say. Does that mean it was his dream she saw? Or was it a vision that she happened to stumble upon? Did he know? About her presence?

She watches as he tilts his head to the side, smiling at her with a hint of a teasing smirk and she prepares herself for what he is about to say.

“Something tells me you already know.”

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Love you.

BESTIEEEEE THIS IS ADORABLE ADORABLE ADORABLE

I LOVE MY GIFT <3<3<3

I NEED MOOOOORE

so so so so soft XAVIER WITH A BABYYYYYY

#heyharoldsboo talks

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dynamitehq · 7 months

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everyonedni · 1 year

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The framing device is a news reporter (plushy) doing an interview piece with all the members of the up and coming piece of shit industry

Plushy talks to person about backstory

Scene fades to flashback plushy exits and all characters for backstory enter

At climax/dramatic end song

SONGS

-Plankton duo (Just a greasy stove)

-biggering

-into the woods

-jekel and hyde

-outro by Shrek

Partyshark:

Plays plushy axolotl

Interviewer interviewing different characters

Shrek:

kind of a mr krabs character. He has a reason and backstory for this.

Treats Xavier like Squidward, but worse

Xavi:

Two different characters: Xavier and Xavier’s soul

Manager handling reception

Emerald:

Skincrawler

Joke - I come from Emeraldsville, where nothing ever happens, literally

Justin:

Jekyll and Hyde type character

Party plays reflection

Joke - Mr boopkins makes joke about how instead of doing HR things he will turn people into human resources

SCRIPT ROUGH DRAFT

PART ONE:

PLUSHY:

Welcome to the broadcast. And welcome to our show. Our story’s super scattered, the genre no one knows.

But we offer tales of past. Seen across the years. Of many different people [yelling]. Lets kick it to high gear!

[lights switch on, plushy walks backward]

[All cast enters]

This is our small little town of New Fredrickson, home to industry and invention. The streets are wide, the allys narrow, and you can find just about anything and i mean ANYTHING on these streets. Wink wonk!

[music beat every one exits except plushy]

And you might be wondering [in deeper mocking voice] “who are you” well my dear viewer who looks dumb talking to your tv screen I am the head writer and reporter for the moss times. And WE (i say we so you feel included but your doing diddly squat) are interviewing the newest and possibly greatest company to come out of this crumby town!

[Sound of glass being broken as plushy enters a window] [screams]

[plushy is beaten out of window]

Plushy: wrong window

[sound of second window being broken as plushy breaks the correct window]

Xavi soul: Door is over there.

Plushy: Your Xavier right?

Xavi soul: His soul! We’re a bit short-staffed so he’s handling management and im-

[Xavi motions around]

Plushy: neat neat, didn't ask, can I talk to your boss slash body?

Xavi Soul: If you have an appointment

Plushy: I do! Not! Which way is he?

[Xavier soul pauses for a long moment before calling out for Xavier]

[xavier come in from stage (left or right depending on the stage)

Xavier: what.

Xavier soul: the fish wants to talk to you!

Xavier: Do you have an appointment?

PLushy: Nope!

[pulls out mobile office]

But I won't take too much of your time, take a seat take a seat! Im writing a piece on POS industry and wanted to interview only the most IMPORTANT members.

Xavier: [flatterd] Oh, well in that case, interview away

Plushy: You must be very dedicated to your company to separate your soul from your body!

Xavier: Well about that

INTO XAIVERS BACKSTORY

Xavi’s part:

Xavier: *Drags a cigarette* Tell me, you ever heard of a place called Vallesia?

[Plushy shakes her head]

(I imagine there’s an animation playing in the background as he narrates the scene)

Xavier: It was my home before the war. Lived there with an old friend of mine. To make a long story short he pranked me by making me immortal and condemning me to a life of eternal unrest.

Plushy: It kinda be like that sometimes.

[Xavier nods solemnly]

Xavier: Anyway fast forward a couple thousand years the gods all killed each other or something, the world’s been reborn, but I’m still the same old immortal me. So now I'm thinking: ‘Damn, this undeath curse kinda blows.’ So me and my aforementioned friend set up a lab in Handleberg, thinking we can distill a cure y’know? We needed money to fund our research and well… that's when I met Mr. Doc Shrekbot.

Plushy: That’s the CEO of this place right?

Xavier: Yes ma’am. He put me in charge of management and finances. I was feeling a little hungry one day so I spent some company budget on cupcakes, and also some thigh highs, perfectly reasonable purchase am I right?

Plushy: Definitely. Everyone needs at least one pair of thigh highs.

Xavier: Right? Anyway, turns out $17 was enough to plunge our company into crippling debt so the CEO took my soul as payment.

Xavier’s Soul: Oh! That’s me!

Plushy: So people don’t need souls to live?

Xavier: *Shrugs* I think it’s just cause of the whole “immortal” thing. But yeah, I’m kinda stuck in corporate limbo for now.

COMING BACK OUT OF BACKSTORY

Well, that's certainly going to open you guys up to some sort of lawsuit from some sort of player rights group. Thank you for your time.

[plushy starts to crawls back out of the window to come face to face with Emerald

Emerald: Hey, I'm security, I’m here about someone who broke in by smashing a window?

Plushy: Huh, didn't see anyone doing… that. Oh! But I'm here to interview members of pos-

Emerald: IT STARTED LONG AGO!

Plushy: oh um well I was hoping for something more recent?

Emerald: IT STARTED VERY LONG AGO

[lights dropped except a single green light over emerald]

INTO EMERALDS BACKSTORY

Emerald’s part:

When I left my hometown of Emeraldsville, where nothing ever happens, literally

and encountered a Pig named steve

(Shrekbot enters wearing a war pig skin)

Steve was no ordinary pig, he was a battle hog

“Hi, nice suit of armor you have”

Shrek: “Thanks. My grandmother died making it”

Emerald: “That’s depressing”

Shrek: “That bitch never baked me cookies, I should throw some dough down there and watch it cook”

(Xavier walks in with granny pig skin and burns using fire resistance potions)

Emerald: This battle hog was not very nice, we became friends quickly, but it was short-lived because of the war that happened between the Pigs and the Emeralds due to lack of cookies

I was drafted into this war after a grenade eating contest went ary and killed my father

(A few extras walk in wearing an assortment of emerald skins)

“Cmon guys why do I have to be the negotiator, nothing good comes of negotiators”

All Extras: “Because you lost the Emerald-Diamond-Gold match”

Emerald: “YOU CHEATED!”

All Extras: “L Bozo”

Emerald: I went into the woods to go negotiate

(Modified version of “Into the Woods” plays)

When I finally got there, the Pigs were ready to attack

(Cuts to extras wearing armor ready to attack)

“Oh god, what do I do”

(Shrek goes right behind Emerald)

Steve: Hello, OLD FRIEND

Emer

OUT OF BACKSTORY

Plushy: Well! That was certainly something. I um. Look at page 80 for your story in the next issue

[lights go off and emerald exits]

Plushy: This is an aside! The paper only has 60 pages

[She slowly backs back into the window and comes face to face with Justin]

Plushy: [startled] HOLY HR! YOU! Your the goat hr. Hr goat. I um. Alright mr…

Boopkin: Boopkin

Plushy: Boopkin, walk with me, I'm interviewing people from pos industry and you are JUST the player I wanted to talk to

Boopkin: You wanted… to talk to the HR guy?

Plushy: YES! Hr is the heart of a company, is it not? Anyways, tell me how you got here!

Boopkin: I walked here

Plushy: I mean here in your life, how did you end up as the HR of POS industry?

Justin’s Part:

Boopkins: Well I didn't used to always be like this, I used to be a regular goat just like the rest of them

Plushy: What do you mean by them?

Boopkins: Turn around

[*shot pans in on goats shuffling in from the background that are there for literally no reason. goats shuffle out of view]

I was even in the world before the war. Granted I wasn't sentient as I am now, annnnd i didn't have this swanky suit. Made from pure goat fur, might I add.

Plushie: …

Boopkins: What don't look at me like that feel how fluffy this suit is

[ grabs plushies hand and brings it to the arm of the suit]

Plushy: Oooo that is fluffy, how is it so soft but so sleek looking at the same time (starts feeling the suit more) I wanna play with this joke of plushy just getting addicted to the fluffiness of the suit and just more aggressively feeling the sleeve.

Boopkins: That's just one of the amazing things about goat fur, but that's for another time though I guess, back to the story.

In the world before the war I was, as I said nothing more than a simple mountain goat. (The pack of goats shuffle into view again and quickly disappear once more)

Plushy: wait where do they ke-

Boopkins: I was simply grazing on a mountain, yknow as we do when it seemed like the whole world itself started to shake. I was then swallowed by a bright light but I found myself on the same mountain completely unchanged. Except for you know sentience and now walking on two legs. Yeah never fully got over that not walking on four legs thing. It's a lot harder to ram someone with only two legs y'know.

Plushy: *perplexed face*

Boopkins: By the way can you stop feeling my sweater.

Plushy: oops sorry its just reeealy soft. Continue, please

Boopkins: Anyways, I found myself on the same mountain but everything else was different. A questionable amount of snow and dark oak forests might I add. As if the mountain itself was taken and just put somewhere else. Eventually after struggling down the mountain on two legs, which I later learned was called “Sparkle Peaks” I found others like me in this world who were from the last and eventually through that the now owner of POS noticed my uh… unique… skill set.

Plushy: What kind of skills would that be exactly?

Boopkins: oh you know Human Resources

Plushy: ummm, ok then I think that's, uh, thats all i need. Thank you for the words, Bye

[possibly jump out a window again?]

Shrek: you've asked all my employees this question so I think its only fair I ask you

Plushy: please don't

Shrek: How did you get here

Plushy: I walked?

[silence as Shrek stares at plushy]

Plushy: sigh

Plushy: You know of vallesia,

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rickygoldman34 · 1 year

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Hello everyone Ricky Goldman here.

Its WWE Royal Rumble 2023 live from the Alamodome in San Antonio,Texas. Looks to be a packed out crowd.

The 1st mstch is the men's Royal Rumble match. Pat Mcafee returned and is on commentary. Gunther is number 1, Sheamus is number 2, both men with heavy shots to each other and try to eliminate each. The Miz comes in at number 3. Both Gunther and Sheamus destroy Miz as Kofi Kingston comes in at number 4. Johnny Gargano is in at number 5. Sheamus beats down The Miz with 10 beats of the borin. Sheamus eliminated Miz as Xaiver Woods as in at number 6. Kofi and Xaiver act as they are going to fight but dont. Karrion Kross is coming in at number 7. Chad Gable in at number 8 followed Drew McIntyre in at number 9. Drew eliminates Karrion. Santos Escobar is in at number 10. Angelo Dawkins is number 11. Gunther eliminates Woods. Brock Lesnar is number 12 and takes everyone to suplex city then eliminated Santos,Chad and Drew. Gunther and Lesnar have a stare down as Bobby is number 13 and he does eliminate Brock who is pissed off at destroyed everything and everyone. Baron Corbin is number 14 as Seth Rollins is number 15 and he eliminates Corbin. Otis is number 16. Seth eliminates Bobby. Rey Mysterio was meant to number 17 but didn't come out. Number 18 is Dominick Mysterio who is wearing Rey's mask. Otis got eliminated.Elias in at number 19. Finn Balor in at number 20. Booker T is number 21. Damian Priest is number 22. Montez Ford entry number 23 but got eliminated by Damian. Judgement Day dominant and Edge comes in at number 24. He clears house and spears everyone before eliminating Finn,Damian and Dominick. They then work together to help eliminate Edge. They then destroy him on the ramp way as Beth Phoenix comes out and spears Rhea. Austin Theory is number 25, Omos at number 26, Braun Strowman in at number 27 who eliminated Omos. Ricochet in at number 28. Gunther eliminates Drew and Sheamus. Logan Paul in at number 29. Cody Rhodes is number 30 and he looks in incredible shape. Logan and Ricochet with a top rope cross body to each other. Braun and then Theory followed by Ricochet. Its down to 3. Gunther has broken the Rumble time record. Logan eliminates Seth we forgot about him. Its how definitely down to 3. Cody eliminates Logan its down to 2. Cody and Gunther remain as Gunther beats down Cody with chops and a super plex. Cody battles back. Gunther fights back with a power bomb. Cody is back up,hits Cross Rhodes on Gunther and eliminates him to win the Royal Rumble match.

Next up we got La knight vs Bray Wyatt in the pitch black match. The lights went out,lots of neon lights came on,Bray is wearing glow in the dark paint as he takes it to Knight. Action spills to the outside as Knight fights back but not for long as Bray sends him crashing through the announce table. Then back in and Knight puts a tool box into the ring. Knight comes off the top rope with a glow in the dark kendo stick but Bray hits a sister Abigail on Knight to put him away for the win. Bray then chases Knight up the ramp,hooked on a mandible claw,Uncle Howdy then leapt from off the top ofa trust with the Firefly Fun house puppets looking on. Pyro and fire went off.

Next is Bianca Belair vs Alexa Bliss for the Raw womens title. Bianca took it to Bliss tp the challenger soon got back in it trying to make the champion tap multiple times. This match didn't last long at all. Bianca battles back,hits a KOD and retains the Raw womens title.

On next is the womens Royal Rumble match Rhea Ripley is number 1,Liv Morgan is number 2,Dana Brooke number 3,Emma is number 4,Shayna Baszler in at number 5, Bayley is number 6,B-Fab is number 7 and gets eliminated by Rhea. Roxanne Perez is number 8,Dakota Kai is number 9. Iyo Sky is number 10. Dana,Emma and Roxanne eliminated. Natalya is back and is number 11. Candice Lerae is number 12. Damage Control eliminate Shayna and Natalya. Zoey Stark in at number 13. Xia Li in at number 14. Candice eliminated by Damage Control.Becky Lynch is 15 as Damage Control takes her out the ring. Tegan Nox is number 16. Auska in at number 18 she eliminates Tegan. Doudrop is back as Piper Niven at number 18. Tamina is number 19. Chelsea Green at number 20 and is quickly eliminated by Rhea. Dakota and Iyo eliminatied by Becky. Bayley eliminates Becky and vice versa. Zelina Vega is number 21. Raquel Rodriguez is number 22. Mia Yim number 23. Lacey Evans in at number 24. Michelle Mccool in at number 25. Indi Hartwell is number 26. Sonya Deville in at number 27. Shotzi in at number 28. Nikki Cross is number 29 and the returning Nia Jax is number 30. Many people get eliminated. Liv,Auska and Rhea remain. All 3 women on the ring apron,Auska spits the mist meant for Rhea but Rhea ducks and Liv gets the mist in her face. Rhea then eliminated Auska,Liv tries to hold on but nope Rhea eliminates her to win the Royal Rumble match.

#wrestling #royal rumble

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