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#xenophilius lovegood
Lily/Pandora/Sybill/Regulus: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Mary/Xeno/Peter/James: You are my reward. ~~~~ Barty/Marlene/Sirius: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Evan/Dorcas/Remus: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.
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we all like to talk about james being hated by the slytherins but let’s👏talk👏about👏 xeno👏
pandora had to defend her man in the groupchat 💀
(regulus saying bless you to xeno is a reference to a fic but i don’t remember which one, i think it was best friend’s brother?? lemme know) (ok confirmed it was bfb lol)
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missesmckinnon · 9 months
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James, Lily, Sirius, Evan, Dorcas, and Amelia: I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Regulus, Mary, Remus, Barty, Marlene, and Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
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starstruckmoony · 1 year
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pairing - sirius black x fem!reader
summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing, just to watch everyone lose their shit online.
trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour
word count - 1k
warnings - language
part 1 / part 2 / part 3
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yourusername mirror's dirty but i felt pretty
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starmanblack damn smash
yourusername thirsty mf
starmanblack you're not wrong
cissy_blck i promise i'm cooler than your boyfriend
luciusssy i love you too bae
cissy_blck 🥰
bartyyy can you sign my house?
yourusername i'll see what i can do
lily_evans UMMMMMM MOTHER?
mmmckinnon mommy.
prongsyboy mama?
starmanblack PRONGS
user128836 i don't know the colour of anything
user702655 YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND????
user358991 sirius said smash and i agree
user073823 the only man we trust
user662627 i'm gonna clown so hard but why did half of sirius family like this post?
user491175 i almost sent a thirst tweet
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starmanblack boyfriend vibes 😩
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yourusername very real
starmanblack i'm flattered
yourusername you better be
yourusername you still smell like horse tho
starmanblack go away
prongsyboy did you tell him i said hi?
starmanblack i got you his autograph
mmmckinnon you didn't even tag the photographer smh
starmanblack why are you offended in the name of the photographer?
mmmckinnon i'm just defending my wifey
casmeadowes i wasn't there???
user075764 DATE ME
user246766 you single?
user113388 he's dating y/n l/n
user300722 i volunteer to take your bf photos 🤚
user943534 CONFIRM THE RUMOURS I'M BEGGING
user855465 y/n has a boyfriend and you just put boyfriend in the caption so i'll live in delusion from now on
user464646 i wanna be a horse
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yourusername london, i'm speechless. i had the most amazing time with all of you last night and i can't wait to perform for you again 💞 hearing you guys sing your hearts out with me was truly magical, thank you sooo much and i love love love every single one of you 💕 also! a special thanks that friend group from the first row who gave me a bunch of plushies, my heart is extra happy 😚
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starmanblack i was there, i can confirm
yourusername I COULDN'T SEE YOU IN THE CROWD AT FIRST AND I GOT SO SAD
starmanblack lol i love you sm
starmanblack my guitar fits your aesthetic nicely
yourusername i know right?!? me and her were meant to be
marymacdonald when i say best concert of my life i mean it
yourusername i don't deserve you
bartyyy first row seats hmghnhm 😩
yourusername perks of dating the photographer
ev.rosier you're welcome bartemius
user201010 i cried ugly tears
user927161 i formally apologise to the people who were near me 💀
user472738 ARE Y'ALL SEEING THIS??? THEY'RE DEFO DATING
user928312 YOU PLAYED MY FAVOURITE SONG AND I WASN'T THERE 😭😭😭
user446286 one of those plushies was from meeeee
user018381 lost my voice but it feels so right
starmanblack
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starmanblack ok.
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yourusername he loves you
starmanblack he bit my converse
yourusername it was an act of love
starmanblack AND HE STOLE ONE OF MY DOCS
yourusername IT. WAS. AN. ACT. OF. LOVE.
yourusername bet you deserved that
starmanblack you were just saying he loves me?
yourusername was i though?
vance_emm what in the gaslighting hell is going on above me?
r.a.black wdym? i'm loving it
user242539 i've yet to see a normal picture of this little guy
user301453 THE BICKERING LMAOOO
user463646 HELP HE'S VIOLATING YOU
user857433 he's in his reputation era
user302770 THIS DOG PLS
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celeb_gossip
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celeb_gossip a scandal is on its way! 👀 there's been word on the street that sirius black and y/n l/n have had a little something going on since the beginning of the year, and we are almost certain that this isn't just another case of senseless rumours. 🙈 other than constantly interacting with one another on social media, the two have been pictured entering l/n's apartment after what seemed like a romantic night out. 😌 several sources can prove that the couple has been caught in ways that scream everything BUT platonic, and we deem them quite credible. 😉 but in the light of all of this, the two singers haven't said anything. what do you think? 🤔 are they secretly together? 🤭 or are they secretly laughing at all of us? 😶 leave your opinion in the comments! 😘
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user438185 oH
user019570 EVERYBODY STAY CALM
user837999 i hope they sue you lol
user262626 they're defo laughing at us
user823715 THE POWER THESE TWO WOULD HOLD AS A COUPLE
user192072 LMAO THEY'D BREAK THE INTERNET IF THEY CONFIRMED IT
user137753 get a life wtf
user020191 pretty sure they're together
user647275 this is out of line
user244411 nah cause paps should be illegal
user302906 I NEED THEM TO SAY SOMETHING I'M LITERALLY FREAKING OUT
user522727 dunno but i want whatever they have going on
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yourusername tea pages are saying that i'm dating this weirdo 🤪
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starmanblack people just love being funny
yourusername making me shed tears
starmanblack you could have found a better picture at least 🙄
yourusername fym? this is top tier stuff
starmanblack you're not getting your shades back
yourusername funny 🤣 i'll steal them back today 😐
vance_emm yeah and i'm a hamster
marymacdonald you kind of look like one though 🥺
mmmckinnon LMAOOOOO
starmanblack not you talking
mmmckinnon lmaoing ≠ talking
user283800 guess this confirms it ☹
user916373 WHY DO REG AND SIRIUS' COUSINS KEEP LIKING ALL YOUR POSTS THIS MAKES ME CONFUSEDDDD
user758234 does this mean you're free to date me?
user424116 YOU'RE TROLLING US
user021725 double meaning? (pls say sike i'm desperate)
user024477 calling sirius up rn
user555641 GUYS THERE'S STILL HOPE MAYBE THEY'RE JOKING AROUND
user828295 okay but does it actually matter 💀
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starmanblack feeding the paps
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yourusername bet they're still starving
starmanblack we should make out and post it
yourusername twitter will go CRAZYYY
yourusername we look dead tho
starmanblack i reckon it's the cheap wine
yourusername you calling me poor?
starmanblack 😇
prongsyboy i still don't get how or why you had my glasses
starmanblack aesthetic purposes
xeno_lovegood that's cute 🤩
starmanblack facts ong fr fr
cissy_blck reggie's sil
bellatrixieb i'm so jealous
user472721 I WANT
user882923 I CAN'T DECIDE WHO THE LUCKY ONE IS
user382541 NAUR STOP MESSING WITH US
user773724 WHATTGEDHQUXJQDJJQSJJW
user482972 OH MY GOD?????????
user362613 narcissa's comments making me all hopeful
user924474 I'M SO STRESSED
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k-llforme · 2 months
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Regulus - Handsomely Pretty like an incoming storm and the dark sea, like the dark ink of secret letters in the middle of a New Moon, like an untold promise and tainted daggers;
Dorcas - Gorgeous like prohibited desire and fascinating as a battlefield, like everlasting burning fire, like bloody teeth, sharp tongue and deadly gaze, like destruction in the name of love;
Barty - Attractively hot in a seductive way, like the snake of the sacred garden of Eden, like the temptation of danger or of freedom, like madness and bloodied fingers;
Evan + Pandora - Ethereal Beauty but one more sophisticated and deadly like poison, like a black bleeding rose, the occult, enchanted beings and sharp tools and the other more wild and untamable like savage nature and raw electricity, like cleverness and rage, like true witchcraft and deadly potions.
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Conversation
Xenophilius: Change is inedible.
Luna: Uh, don't you mean 'inevitable'?
Xenophilius: *spits out a Knut* No, I do not.
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stars4sole · 23 days
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Mary, Amelia, Hestia, Xeno, Sybill, Pandora, Alice, Andromeda, Amos, Lucinda, Edgar : I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Barty, Evan, Dorcas, Remus, Sirius, Kingsley, Emma, Belllatrix, Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
James, Lily, Marlene, Narcissa, Peter: Please like me, my pride can't handle anything else. Even if you don't at least pretend.
Dirk, Benjy, Sirius (again), Regulus: Like me, or don't, idc (they care)
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hazybrained · 7 months
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pt. 5 of my marauders twit memes, halfway through!!
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ashes-to-ashesxx · 23 days
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what if pandora was always pandora lovegood and xeno took her name instead?
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swiftiereg · 3 months
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Pandora Lovegood / Rosier / Lestrange / Malfoy / Trelawney / Fawley / Lupin / Delacour / Ollivander appreciation post. (Why does this woman have so many possible last names. why.)
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bellwood-qudditch · 4 months
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Marauders females as Eras
Pandora Lovegood as Folkore
7/9
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greatkingrat70 · 2 years
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hi i made the marauders era memes because im cool and also mentally unstable
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN POST ONLY 10 PICTURES
okay im calling y'all for part two 😡
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missesmckinnon · 9 months
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James, Sirius, Mary, Marlene, Barty, Pandora, Amelia: “Do you like me?”
Regulus, Remus, Lily, Dorcas, Evan, Xeno, Emmeline: “We’ve been married seven years.”
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starstruckmoony · 1 year
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call it what you want.
masterlist
pairing - remus lupin x fem!reader
summary - part two of the social media concoction i came up with. it gets pretty tooth-rottingly fluffy in some parts but this wouldn't be a fic of mine if it weren't for the tooth-rooting fluff.
trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour
word count - 993
warnings - language
part 1 / part 2 / part 3
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rjlupin never felt more appreciated
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yourusername did you like it?
rjlupin it was so good i almost vomited
starmanblack i'm still mad bc we didn't make the furry one 😐
rjlupin you took part in this? starmanblack IT'S Y/N'S FAULT
pete__ why does it look like it was written with ummmm 👀👀
yourusername what if it was? 😳 bartyyy WHOSE yourusername fym whose? it's just white icing 🤨
lily_evans kids these days
yourusername weren't you the one who suggested to write "deez nuts" on it? prongsyboy you just got exposed for having bad humour lily_evans we're breaking up
user3835292 LMFAOO
user7382380 this is what i call poetry
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yourusername the cutest
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rjlupin i miss you two
yourusername awwee we miss you too
lily_evans CUTEST BOY EVER
prongsyboy what about me? lily_evans you're of your own sort
r.a.black cats are superior
yourusername is that why the only posts of mine you ever interact with are the ones of my cats? r.a.black correct
user709990 WHERE'S TAYLOR?
yourusername she was napping in the kitchen 😭😭 user709990 HSHDJAHDJQNSNQNDNWB
user020994 everybody's favourite cat
user372838 REMUS' COMMENT??????
user139299 IS THAT REMUS' SWEATER?
user300011 THE SWEATER HELLO??????
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yourusername can't believe i spent the whole day with this idiot
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starmanblack i would literally rather die
rjlupin love you too sirius
casmeadowes write us some music please 🙏🙏 i'm craving for a new album
mmmckinnon soon soon soon
maraudersofficial wow and you rejected my offer to go watch puss in boots 🙄 so rude
yourusername sorry james but remus was being a baby and i didn't want him to cry rjlupin i'm gonna sue you for slander
user372838 you two have been spending lots of time together lately 🤨
user020994 HEIQJAJ WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY
user709990 i'm sleeping on the highway tonight
user139299 wake me up when they start dating bc i can't put up with this no longer
user82111 NAH BUT THEY'RE BEING OBVIOUS
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rjlupin i think y/n loves her cats more than me
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yourusername suck it up
rjlupin where's the empathy you were on about? yourusername i left it at home
r.a.black cats>people
yourusername exactly reggie
marymacdonald i love you equally if that helps
rjlupin thank you mary
user738881 OFC SHE DOES IT'S CATS
user272771 i can love you more than my cat
user323276 but cats remus
user001231 CAN SOMEONE BE THE Y/N TO MY REMUS I WANT THIS FRIENDSHIP SO BAD
user734444 bro u mad delusional if u think this is friendship 💀 user001231 are you volunteering?
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yourusername moonlight out may 15 🤍
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rjlupin when can i preorder?
yourusername very soon my love
prongsyboy feeling excited
starmanblack something tells me it's gonna be your best one to date
yourusername egomaniac
user738277 OH MY HOD IT'S HAPOENING
user229994 HOLY FCJING SHIT THERES JO WAYQUDBQHDHQHDNQJDBBW
user737470 DID SHE JUST CALL REMUS "MY LOVE"?????
user829384 THE NAME??? MOONLIGHT? REMUS? MOONY? IS THIS PR? IT BETTER NOT BE PR
user300111 I'M SOBBING SHDJAJXNSBS
user383838 TAKE MY MONEY
user001213 PLS TELL ME THERE'S A COLLAB ALL 4 MARAUDERS LIKED THE PHOTO
user030390 STFU LET'S NOT CLOWN AGAIN
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celeb_gossip rumour has it that rjlupin and yourusername have been in a happy relationship since summer '21. the two young stars have been spotted together once again! they must really enjoy spending time together, as they've been captured on several occasions since their friendship has become public and their interactions don't exactly seem "platonic", if you get what we mean 😉 despite of these obvious receipts, many are skeptical and think the relationship is purely just another pr stunt, especially since yourusername just announced her new album that is very likely to involve a collaboration with maraudersofficial 🤔 what do you guys think? 👀 let us know in the comments 😘
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user556464 i think you should leave them tf alone <3
user182828 tea pages are so weird like get a life bro
user262626 I KNEW IT
user677747 omgg i hope it's true i've been shipping these two for so long
user555668 y'all ever heard of privacy? 🤨
user075222 WHAT.
user333933 you can't even tell who it is 😭
user086443 GUYS THEY LIKED THE POST SJOQHYIQHSJ
user285551 WHAT TGE HELL
user124000 LMFAO NOT THEM BOTH LIKING IT
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rjlupin it was in fact never pr
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yourusername can't believe someone would even think that
rjlupin maybe we weren't lovey dovey enough
yourusername we should step up our game
rjlupin wanna kiss in the rain?
yourusername you don't even have to ask
mmmckinnon i knew HEHEHEHEHE
lily_evans AWWWWW
bartyyy about time
pandorasbox CUTIES
starmanblack not the tea page being right
user003021 WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
user285554 IT WASN'T PR IT WASN'T PR AHSHAHSHAHSNABS
user222399 HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN PLAYING WITH US 😭😭
user356456 MY PARENTS DJQJDJQJSQ
user422222 OH NY JEUSUSUSHDQUXHHQS
user532111 FIQODI1USH IS THIS FOR REAL
user106626 IM LIETRALU CRUING
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yourusername i love my silly little boyfriend
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rjlupin i love you too
yourusername it will unfortunately not pass rjlupin *fortunately
marymacdonald YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE EHEHEH
mmmckinnon i knew about them long before all of you TAKE THAT
r.a.black isn't he taller than you lolol
starmanblack REG SHUT UP LET THEM BE CUTE
vance_emm so happy for you two ❤
user002931 IM SHITTING TEARS
user362678 ok now marry him
user777771 MY PRAYERS HAVE WORKED AT LAST
user322256 i feel like world peace has been restored
user988211 whatever you do, don't break up
user300102 SOULMATES
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tagging moots again :D
@littlemissscarlettwitch @innerloverpainter @goodoldfashionedluvergirl @withastrangerheart @forourmoons @forsiriussake @sw34terw34ther @nyxxxxxxxx @laluna0 @incorrectwolfstar
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The headcanon that Pandora is a Rosier and Xenophilius is a Malfoy and that they chose the name Lovegood together after getting married because it better represents them is so dear to me
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