#xiao is like ew who tf is this copycat

[sprayio]

Zhongli: I apologise but there is no doubt in my mind that my son is better than yours. Can your son jump into the air?

Beidou: Well of course he can! I bet your kid can't do plunging attacks, but mine can!

Zhongli: You are mistaken. My son excels in plunging attacks, and is also well versed in musical arts.

Beidou: Psh, not a big deal, my son can play an instrument too!

Zhongli: .... Don't tell me...

Beidou: ....Hold on a second... do we-

Xiao: Whatever conclusion you're reaching- it's wrong.

#they're just like shit do we got the same son?? #okay but imagine beidou and zhongli start organising playdates for them🥺 #xiao is like ew who tf is this copycat #but kaz is so chill he can't help becoming fast friends🥺 #genshin memes #genshin fluff #genshin hcs #genshin imagines #genshin impact #genshin shitpost #kaeya #childe #diluc #genshin impact memes #zhongli #beidou #xiao #kazuha #xiao x reader #kazuha x reader #genshin x reader #genshin crack #genshin incorrect quotes #zhongli x reader #albedo #venti #zhongli fluff #kazuha headcanons #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader