#xiao xicheng

[theballadofmars]

RANKING MDZS CHARACTERS AS HOW MUCH I THINK THEY WOULD SURVIVE IN FNAF:

11. MO XUANYU: he dies during the first five minutes. Don't know how. He just does.

10. JIN ZIXUAN: he doesn't listen AT ALL to Phone Guy and just...doesn't do a thing? He probably thinks he's too rich to die.

9. JIANG CHENG: he dies the first night. Just, sorry. He wouldn't follow Phone Guy's instructions at all, or try at the beginning but then gets mad and fights the animatronics. Sorry jc you're not winning this one.

8. NIE MINGJUE: he's not fucking surviving more than 2 nights, I'm sorry. He doesn't know how anything works, he survives the first night by sheer stuborness, but gets out of luck on his second night. He dies fighting thought.

7. XIAO XINGCHENG: he actually gets to the second night, but his problem is that he tries to help the children to move on and, unlike lxc, he gets killed.

6. SON LANG: survives 4 nights, but gets bitten by an animatronic and dies from the injury. He's the only other character who makes it to night 4 this is so funny mdzs character's would be amazing at surviving or terrible.

5. WEI WUXIAN: he ALMOST survives, but he gets scooped in night 5. Idk how, because this is based in fnaf 1, but he gets scooped, 100% sure.

4. LAN WANGJI: is lwj. He doesn't involve himself in the drama like his brother, but is able to survive the 5 nights. Never comes back.

3. LAN XICHEN: weird position, because lxc doesn't look like he would be the best with computers, but he's a Lan. He's not only going to survive the 5 nights, he also saves the souls of the murder children, because he would try to talk to the animatronics and give them therapy sesions.

2. NIE HUAISANG: he actually suffers the first night, because he doesn't know what's going on. The second night tought? He already knows the cheats. He survives and as a plus makes a theory about the lore that it turns out to be true.

1. JIN GUANGYAO: listen, LISTEN. He not only survives the five nights, the extra night and the 20/20 mood. He's jgy. Being a night guard at Freddy's is actually a vacation for him. Animatronics aren't worse than rich people. He even gets bored at night 5.

HONORARY MENTIONS FOR CHARACTERS WHO DOESN'T GET TO BE IN THE RANKING BECAUSE THEY'RE A SPECIAL CASE:

-XUE YANG: this fucker messes with the animatronics ans disassembles them for fun. The animatronics are the ones hiding from him.

-THE FOUR JUNIORS + A-QING: they are the kids possesing the animatronics. Sorry juniors :(

-YANLI: befriends the animatronics somehow. She makes them soup :D

-MIAN MIAN: stays one night, survives, never comes back. They don't pay her enough for this bullshit.

-WANGXIAN: they fuck in the security office and the animatronics are traumatized.

-WEN QING: finds the bodies of the kids and reports it do the police

-WEN NING: look, I think he would get springlocked but wouldn't become a vengative animatronic (unless he's possesed). He's just there behind a wall.

-LAN QIRENG: survives because Lan power, but instead of doing his job as a security guard starts to reprimend the animatronics and tries to teach them THE RULES.

Tgcf characters ranking

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan xichen #jin guangyao #wen qing #wen ning #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #xue yang #mian mian #xiao xicheng #son lang #nie huaisang #nie mingjue

[purpleblch]

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs fanart #fanart #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #lan xichen #lan wangji #xicheng #lan jingyi #lan qiren #xiao xingchen

[soursoppi]

is that your xiao in your robes or are you just very happy to spar with me, Zewu-jun?

#Lan Xichen #Jiang Cheng #Xicheng #MDZS #Mo Dao Zu Shi #sorry got the xiao and dizi mixed up #in my defense my brain is fried lol

[lilapplesheadcannons]

What kind of cats would they own?

1. Wangxian: a rescue cat with radial hypoplasia, that has imprinted on the bunnies and now thinks it's an honorary bunny too.

2. Nie Mingjue and Baxia: Norwegian forrest cat that bullies neighbourhood rottweilers and regularly sings the song of her people on the 10th floor balcony at 3am.

3.Jiang cheng: A Bengal wearing a red collar, with a very generic name like Mr. Mittens or Socks; was considered to be a male but gave birth to a surprise litter before spaying at the mortification of his human parents.

4. The Wen siblings: A sphynx that Wei Wuxian regularly insults by calling him a christmas turkey and complaining that he's breaking the law against public nudity.

5. Mo XuanYu: A very well-behaved Calico that he was given as a birthday gift. Sleeps in his jacket hood while he's studying. Leads the neighbourhood cat gang when humans are not home.

6. SongXiao: Massive, murderous looking cat that regularly participates in A-Qing's teaparty and is carried around the house in a doll pram. Would happily devour Xue Yang if the opportunity rises.

7. Xuanli: Adopted the XiCheng kittens. Morning routine involves extracting kittens from slippers and robe pockets before putting them on. Jin Ling was not allowed to name any.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs headcanons #mdzs crack #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng #lan xichen #nie mingjue #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #song lan #xiao xingchen #mo XuanYu #wangxian #xicheng #songxiao #xuanli #cats

[blacklupin-halestilinski]

Them 🥺

1) Xicheng

2) Fengqing

3) Namjin

4) Ranwan

5) Mewgulf

6) Larry Stylinson

7) Yizhan

8) Wolfstar

9) Aralas

10) Sterek

#xicheng #fengqing #sterek #namjin #mewgulf #aralas #yizhan #larry stylinson #jiang cheng #lan xichen #feng xin #mu qing #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #mew suppasit #gulfkanawut #mo ran #chu wanning #wang yibo #xiao zhan #aragón #legolas #stiles #derek #ranwan #louis tomilson #harry styles #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black

[thesilversun]

A whole year since I posted my first mdzs big bang fic the pre Xicheng one I then did a second one last year (songxiao) New Horizons Now I'm writing my 3rd

Chapters: 21/21 Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén Characters: Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Niè Huáisāng Additional Tags: Post canon, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Past Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo, Panic Attacks, Poisoning, Stabbing, Nightmares, Revenge, Grief/Mourning, Hurt Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Hurt Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, suicide of non canon character as part of plot, Suicidal Thoughts, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Torture, Blood and Injury, life changing injury/illness, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Friendship, Pre-XiCheng, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Hopeful Ending, Alcohol, difficulty eating properly due to having been poisoned, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Reconciliation, Sickfic, Sick Character, Twin Jades Feels, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín Needs a Hug, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén Needs a Hug Summary:

Post seclusion, Lan Xichen continues to struggle with grief and guilt over Jin Guangyao’s actions and how much blame should be attached to himself. He has become more adept at hiding the extent of it, of living everyday with what feels like a crushing weight on his chest.

The four years following the revelation about his golden core and the events at the Guanyin Temple have been awful. Jiang Cheng’s reputation as short tempered and unreasonably angry have intensified, to the point that many seem to think that qi deviation is something that probably lies in his not too distant future.

A poisoning at a discussion conference finally brings things to a head, forcing them both to confront parts of their thoughts and lives that they have tried to avoid.

 Please take note of warning in tags and in the authors note at the start of the story.

#big bang fics #the untamed #mdzs #fan fic #jiang cheng #lan xichen #xicheng #song lan #xiao xingchen #songxiao

[nixster627]

MDZS AO3 Stats

I decided to look at ship stats all the works on AO3 for MDZS, however all the data listed here comes from the fandom tag “魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù”

Below is the most popular (romantic) ship tags as well as the most popular (romantic) ships by rating

First, I looked at the top 10 ships over all which left me with this little nifty table

And then I started to wonder whether this order changes for different ratings so I sorted through each rating to find the top 10 ships from each rating (not including any platonic relationships) and got the following results:

(Not in the data on this chart because I didn’t realize until much later in the process, but for explicit fics, Jiang Yanli/Jin Zixuan has the same number of fics as Song Lan/Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang)

But all of this was just a bunch of numbers and it takes a lot of time looking them to really form any sort of correlation or see any general trends so I decided to make a chart instead (a bar graph to be specific) and I ended up with:

And I decided that having Wangxian there makes it hard to determine any other data and we all know that it is the most popular ship by far so I can just take it out, fill in the rest of the data for each ship (even if they were not in the top 10 for every rating), and see what remains which is

And it seems that once you get past Wangxian and Xicheng, the rest of ships switch with popularity depending on the rating (though Xiyao also rates really high with every rating as well).

I don’t really know what they implication of this is, but I can say I was a little surprised by how big of a gap there was between Wangxian and everyone else.

#data analysis #kind of #let me know if there are other ao3 stats you want to see for mdzs #ao3 #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #ships #ao3 stats #xicheng #xiyao #xuanli #sangcheng #xuexiao #songxiao #xiancheng #ximing #mingyao

[yuexuan]

Omega cultivators are not to be messed with!

Also, the monster is based on a 山魈 (Shan Xiao), which is essentially a baboon lol

Part of my xicheng and nieyao a/b/o series: 1/ 2/ 3

#a/b/o #myart #xicheng #nieyao

[the-pudding-is-a-lie]

SongXiao being balanced something something Song Lan’s hand on Xiao Xingchen’s waist representing support and strength something something about Xiao Xingchen’s hand in Song Lan’s hair representing playfulness something something they are in love your honor. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

More MerMay: LXC | XiCheng | NieYao | Zuanli | QingYa

#songxiao #song lan #xiao xingchen #mermay #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #fanart #can you tell i enjoy exaggerating size differences?

[silvysartfulness]

1, 2, 12, 16 and 22 for the ask game! No particular fandom, up to you.

the character everyone gets wrong

Gonna say a toss-up between Xiao Xingchen and Xue Yang here.Guess it depends on whether you mean in fic or just in The Discourse in general?

I see so so many bad takes on Xue Yang, especially people utterly glossing over his trauma, and... I'm happy for you guys, I guess, who've apparently never known trauma and what it does to a person? It's not a matter of Xue Yang deciding to be a murderous asshole because he broke a finger once. It's that his entire personality and the way his mind works were brutally shaped by severe abuse and trauma at a very young age. You don't have to like him or at all condone his actions, but have a little compassion, for fuck's sake.

As for Xiao Xingchen... I don't know which rubs me the wrong way the most, the "lol XXC can't do math" crowd claiming he's outright stupid, or the "lol XXC was raised by hippies" who utterly disregard his whole cultural context. Personally not at all a fan of mean (dom) Xiao Xingchen either, I just can't see it work with his canon personality, but to each their own, I guess. I won't read it, though.

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

Hmmm. That's actually a tough one, because I hc Xue Yang (And Xiao Xingchen for that matter) as rather fluid switches without particular preference as long as things are sexy and feel good.

I guess you could argue that Xue Yang would be wary about who he'd let top him because of his rough and precarious childhood and how badly the world's hurt him, but then, the boy also has a self-destructive high-risk-behaviour streak a mile wide, so.

I guess the closest I can get is that I don't think Song Lan enjoys the idea of bottoming, partly because of his more ingrained ideas of masculinity and femininity and the power roles he feels are inherent in topping/bottoming, but more importantly because he already struggles with physical touch, and the idea of being held down, touched and "trapped" in any way during sex is a bit scary. Not to say he wouldn't come around to it, but it'd take a lot more mulling over - and gentle experimentation. 😏

I already answered 12, so moving on to 16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Oh man, is this my cue to mutter about mean dom Xiao Xingchen again? Like, I get the appeal of exploring characters far outside their canon constraints, I really do, and if mean dom Xiao Xingchen tickles your metaphorical pickle, by all means, have fun! I just personal really dislike it. (I am super grateful to all writers out there who have started tagging for it, though! It makes it easier to avoid - and find, for those who are into it. Everyone wins!)

As for pairings, I just don't like SangCheng or XiCheng, they both feel very pair-the-spares to me, and are just... Mm. Not for me. Honestly, funnily enough, SongXiao goes here, too, 95% of the time. I pretty much only like these two as part of SXX - I don't know if it is because of many SongXiao shippers' way of treating Xue Yang like dirt, or just because the two characters on their own don't interest me much, but yeah. On the whole, I won't read fic for just SongXiao unless recommended by people I trust, and I'll only like/reblog art if it's very pretty and doesn't imply dead Xue Yang.

I also really don't like most modern au BDSM fic? So much of it reads like a wholesome manual - and I'm sure for people in that scene, it's really hot! It just doesn't do anything at all for me, except give me secondhand embarrassment. If sex is going to be a bit painful and having undertones of dominance and submission, i want it to be very, very real, borderline dangerous and not done for play or politely negotiated beforehand. Gimme the hot mess or nothing.

(Mandatory disclaimer that these are just my personal squicks and mehs, not passing any judgment on anyone who does like them! My Kink Is Not Your Kink And That's Okay, and ship and let ship. ✌)

I already answered 22, too, but... Hm. I'm sure I can think of more if I try...

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

I think Xue Yang's and a-Qing's relationship is a lot more complicated than a lot of people seem to want to think! Especially for those who've only watched CQL, where a lot of the Yi City arc was either cut or angled to make it into more of a psychological thriller - but they were a family! All three of them, and in the text there is such clear evidence that they all really cared about each other! Even Xue Yang.

A-Qing stole his candy without fear, asked him "why were you like that when you were little??" when he told the first half of the story of his childhood trauma. When she claimed to have been bullied to the point of crying, he protectively told her how to defend herself and made her apple bunnies to cheer her up. Even after Xiao Xingchen's death (and he must have known by then that she was the one who sold him out) one of the things he did while cleaning the house was to make her bed, waiting for her to come back home.

Not least of all, Wang Haoxuan said in his in-character farewell note that Xue Yang would have protected a-Qing as long as their happy 'dream' in Yi City lasted.

They ended horribly, yes, causing each others' deaths, but there was a time where they cared deeply about each other and looked out for each other, and that still matters.

#violence ask game #asksilvy #untamed artfulness #thank you for asking! #♥

[ao3feed-xicheng]

Till Death Do Us Part

by 0nlyxicheng (suibianne) "If you go through this door... I'll not forgive you." "Then hate me... If it makes you feel better, hate me, Jiang Cheng." Jiang Cheng walked towards him. His face was full of anger, full of contempt for himself. He grabbed Xichen's hand in a final attempt at persuasion. He cried. "...What am I to you? Why are you doing this to me?" You've always been everything to me... "You're nothing to me." "Lan Xichen, you're heartless scum!" Words: 1165, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Jiang Yanli, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Xiao Xingchen, Song Lan | Song Zichen, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Nie Mingjue, Nie Huaisang, Wen Ning, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Wen Ruohan, Wen Chao (Modao Zushi), Qingheng-jun Relationships: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Nie Mingjue, Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen Additional Tags: XiCheng, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Break Up, Post-Break Up, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Reconciliation, Dark Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Porn with Feelings, but the feelings are bad and confusing, Power Imbalance, revange, Dark Xicheng, Office Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Alternate Universe - Office, CEO, Smut, give Jiang Cheng all the love, Explicit Sexual Content, Bottom Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Top Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault via https://ift.tt/GLK8bfO

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #xicheng #jiang cheng #lan xichen #mdzs #cql

[wipbigbang]

WIPBB 2023 - Fic & Art Master List (M - R)

Below is the master list of all the bragging rights/posts that were posted to Tumblr and Dreamwidth, organized alphabetically by fandom from M to R. Please go show these people some love for all the hard work they did!

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Captain America

A Future Golden with Promise: Art On Dreamwidth | Art On Tumblr (Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers)

Contact High, Middle Earth, and Laying Low: Fic | Art On Dreamwidth | Art On Tumblr (Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers)

Letters From Under The Bed: Fic/Art (Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers)

Litter Mates: Fic | Art On Dreamwidth | Art On Tumblr (Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers)

When The Pool Closes: Fic | Art On Dreamwidth | Art On Tumblr (Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers)

Captain America/Iron Man

From A to B: Fic (Rebecca Barnes Proctor/Howard Stark)

Captain America/Iron Man/Spiderman

Peter Parker's Guide to Romance: Fic | Art On Dreamwidth | Art On Tumblr (Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker)

Moon Knight

And You Can Follow Me: Fic | Art (Marc Spector/Layla El-Faouly)

Wandavision

the season of the witch: Fic | Art (Agatha Harkness/Wanda Maximoff)

Mass Effect

Between a Rock and a Hard Place: Fic (Original Characters)

MDZS/The Untamed

A Thousand Ways To Say I Love You: Fic/Art (Nie Huaisang/Nie Mingjue)

An Old Cardboard Produce Box for a Cradle: Fic (Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian)

Bright The Hawk's Flight: Fic/Art (Lan Wangji/ Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng & Jiang Yanli & Wei Wuxian)

Bring Me Tomorrow/Stay With Me: Fic | Art (Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji, Jin Guangyao/Lan Xichen, Jin Guangyao/Nie Mingjue, Implied Xicheng)

Consequences: Fic (Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji, Jiang Yanli/Jin Zixuan, Lan Xichen/Jin Guangyao/Nie Mingjue)

Hit Me With Your Best Shot: Fic/Art (Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji)

Knit Witted Wei Ying: Art (Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji, Xiao Xingchen/Song Zichen)

Love in Bloom: Fic (Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji, Lan Xichen/Nie Mingjue)

Pas de Deux: Fic (Lan Zhan/Wei Ying, background Mo Xuanyu/Xiao Xingchen/Song Zichen)

Platonic Romances, Emotional Affairs, and Other Remedies: Art (Qin Su/Wen Qing, Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji, Lan Wangji & Qin Su, Lan Jingyi & Lan Sizhui & Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian & Wen Ning & Wen Qing)

Show & Tell: Fic (Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng/Lan Wangji, Lan Wangji/Nie Huaisang)

Til Death Do Us Part: Fic | Art (Jin Ling/Jiang Cheng/Jin Guangyao)

Trials and Tribulations: Fic | Art (Lan Zhan/Wei Ying)

Men's Hockey RPF

Sunstruck: Fic | Art (Jamie Drysdale/Trevor Zegras)

try to catch the sun: Fic (Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews)

Merlin

A Matchmaker of Two Fools: Fic | Art (Merlin Emrys/Arthur Pendragon, Gwen/Morgana Pendragon)

Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries

Warmth in the Coldest Places: Fic | Art (Elizabeth MacMillan/Rosie Sanderson)

Nope (2022)

The Inter(Viewers): Art (N/A)

Old Nine Gates (TV) | 老九门

Mission Creep: Fic (Art On AO3) (Qi Tie Zui/Zhang Rishan)

One Piece

Caught in the Web: Fic (Monkey D. Luffy & Everyone)

Only Murders In The Building

holding hands & twisting knives: Fic | Art (Daniel Kreps/Poppy White)

Original Works

Horseplay and Roughhousing: Fic On Dreamwidth | Fic On Tumblr (Original Characters)

Rules of Engagement/Teen Wolf

A Tale of Two Timmies: Fic (Russell Dunbar/Timmy Patel, Simran Patel & Timmy Patel, Lydia Martin/Stiles Stilinski)

RWBY

Revealed by Mirrored Eyes: Fic | Art (Ruby Rose, Taiyang Xiao Long, Qrow Branwen, Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee, Penny Polendina, James Ironwood, Ozpin, Salem, Raven Branwen, Summer Rose)

#wip big bang #fanfiction #fanfic #fanart #!masterlist #!artwork #!completed shit #!2023

[roleplayfinder]

22nb looking for casual rp partner (must be +18 even if we don't rp NSFW)

I'm looking for people willing to rp any of the following:

(p = character I prefer to main myself, but I'm flexible with most)

*Harry Potter

-drarry (p. Draco)

-wolfstar

-jegulus (p. Regulus)

-padprongs

*Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed (I'm on my KNEES, por favor)

-WangXian (p. Wei Wuxian)

-XiYao

-3zun

-XiCheng

-Xiao Xingchen/p. Xue Yang

*Avatar (2009)

-No specific pairing

*Avatar: Way of Water (2022)

-No specific pairing

*Wednesday

-Wednesday/p. Enid

-Wednesday/p. Bianca

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I'm open to pairing suggestions as well!

I'm not too picky about length, but I don't write anything less than 3-4 sentences. I will match length if my partner writes more, though. NSFW and dark theme-friendly, not a requirement. Preferably looking for someone who doesn't mind talking OOC every now and then, share songs, headcanons, etc. A bit slow to reply; I'm careful with the quality control of my posts. I'm very open-minded and down to try new pairings, plots, AUs, and such. Like this post and I'll message you~

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#eighteen and over #harry potter #harry potter roleplay #harry potter rp #mo dao zu shi #mo dao zu shi roleplay #mo dao zu shi rp #avatar #avatar roleplay #avatar rp #avatar: way of the water #wednesday

[truly-morgan]

[The way of the househusband AU]

XiCheng | Mo Dao Zu Shi Modern AU 28-12-2021

[the way of the househusband, but make it #xicheng >:3]

Where Lan Xichen was high in the Lan triads, powerful and feared, gaining the name of Zewu-jun. The last story about Zewu-jun was how he beat up many people from rival groups before just... disappearing!

stories of him being killed, sent to jail or moving to another country are travelling around while no one in the Lan group will confirm anything.

But lxc isn't dead, far from it.

He is playing house husband for a hard-working salaryman He fell head over heels for the beautiful Jiang Cheng the very moment he saw him, taking his nephew out as a reward for being a good boy.

Cue a scary, but polite, man trying to seduce the tired uncle.

Jc is a bit unsure at first, but quickly finds the man intriguing and nice.

Wanting to be with jc without pulling him into a world he doesn't belong in is what caused him to want to get out of it.

Some wouldn't believe that the great Zewu-jun was now a house husband, cooking diligently for his husband, taking care of the house, loving two little boys after another one joined the weird family.

jc and the boys even got used to how weirdly lxc could speak sometimes as if he was talking about criminal activities. but this makes him endearing to jc, who finds it funnier than anything when he knows what he's talking about. The boys sure seem to be amused too.

lxc: then you cut it into little pieces, stuff it into the little bag and dump it into hot what, then the job is nearly done

oyz parent: *looks concerned*

oyz: mister lan xiao long bao are the best!!

ljy: of course, my baba's cooking is the best😤

teacher 1: Who is this scary-looking guy? Should we call the cops?

teacher 2: I don't know, I think we-

ljy: baba!!😮☺️

jl: shushu came to get us?

lxc: the boss is doing overtime 😔 but like this, we can surprise him with a good dinner, will you help me 🤭🤫

kids: yay!!

yes, I've finally started reading the 6 volume of the way of the house husband I bought this semester, and I just thought lxc could work well too 🤭 although we just gotta imagine that himbo looking scary to other people smh

also OF COURSE lxc has a cute apron with a bunny on it that the big boss (aka a-cheng) gifted him soon after they moved in together, he takes great care of it and always uses it

oh and of course all the older ladies on the street also love lxc because they find him funny and love seeing a good husband working so hard for his family. also, they love sharing tips with someone who needs it and gossiping around 🤭

I really wanna draw this now 🤭 maybe if my hands don't hurt too much once I get back from work I'll try drawing this little family adding some more for 3zun: jgy was in the triad because of jgs, taking his step-brother (jzx) path of quitting, especially after lxc just decided to quit they meet again when jgy comes by to see how jl is doing with jc, having heard that he had found someone to live with (and want to make sure that person would be safe for little a-ling).

what a surprise than to find back an old friend because of a-cheng ☺️

nmj is either still in the triads or the nie clan got disbanded after his father died and some other gang used that to attack. maybe NHS saw how it affected his family too much and left it happen (they are much happier now anyway)

maybe they meet again by "accident" when nmj "happens to be passing by the neighbourhood" (totally not jgy telling him where Zewu-jun was and him wanting to make sure he was alive and well)

nmj 100% approves of jc after seeing how he treats lxc with all the love and cares in the world.

Original

#tweet archive #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #xicheng #lan xichen #jiang cheng #way of the househusband au #modern au #ex mobster lan xichen

[jiaoji]

I thought Xiao Xicheng was quiet and like a gentle breeze...

LIES!

He's the friend that try to tell you a joke but failed because he too busy laughing.

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[raehwang]

THE PLAYLIST MASTERPOST

Might as well share.

There’s a variety of fandoms and ships included, each will be tagged and linked individually, citing three main artists just so you know which genre/tone the playlist has. Enjoy xoxo

BUNGO STRAY DOGS

Soukoku (Dazai/Chuuya) w/ Chase Atlantic, Rosenfield and 30STM

Shin Soukoku (Atsushi/Akutagawa) w/ Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood and Nothing but Thieves

Fyodor w/ Jack Stauber, Lemon Demon and Penelope Scott

Chuuya w/ The White Stripes, Rage Against the Machine and Muse

Akutagawa w/Gorillaz, Younger Hunger and The Neighbourhood

Dazai w/ BONES UK, Mindless Self Indulgence and Social Repose

MY HERO ACADEMIA

HotWings (Dabi/Hawks) w/ Chase Atlantic, Two Feet and Ari Abdul

BakuDeku (Katsuki/Izuku) w/ The 1975, Sarah Kang and Beach Weather

TodoBaku (Shouto/Katsuki) w/ Hozier, Barns Courtney and Franz Ferdinand

TodoDeku (Shouto/Izuku) w/ Daughter, Dehd and Phoebe Bridgers

TodoBakuDeku w/ Cavetown Girl in Red and Chloe Moriondo

ShinKami (Denki/Shinso) w/ Neon Trees, P!ATD and Fall Out Boy

League of Villains w/ Joywave, Mother Mother and Black Math

Hawks w/ Saint Motel, JAWNY and Glass Animals

Dabi w/ Kordhell, CORPSE and Call me Karizma

Shouto w/ Coldplay, U2 and Radiohead

Katsuki w/ ABBA, depeche Mode and Michael Jackson

Izuku w/ Twenty one Pilots, City and Colour and Gorillaz

Shinso w/ Radiohead, The Cure and Chapel Club

Denki w/ Maroon 5, Dua Lipa and Lady Gaga

JUJUTSU KAISEN

Satosugu (Gojo/Geto) w/ TENDER, beacon and Breathe.

ItaFushi (Yuuji/Megumi) w/ Acceptance, Snow Patrol and Coldplay

Yuuji w/ Imagine Dragons, Linkin Park and One Republic

Sukuna w/ Imagine Dragons, IDKHBTFM and Weathers

Satoru w/ Porcupine Tree, The Pineapple Thief and Blackfield

Suguru w/ MARINA, Two Door Cinema Club and Mother Mother

Megumi w/ 30STM, Kings of Leon and Florence+The Machine

DANMEI (MXTX, 2HA)

SongXiao w/ Lewis&Clarke, Anathema and Balmorhea

XiCheng w/ Milky Chance, Mumford & Sons and Henry and The Waiter

RanWan w/ UPSHAL, XYLO and Melanie Martinez

BeefLeaf w/ Conan Gray, FINNEAS and Billie Eilish

HuaLian w/ Paramore, Jeff Buckley and Coldplay

Jiang Cheng w/ MISSIO, K.Flay and Chase Atlantic

Lan Huan w/ MARINA, Melanie Martinez and Indila

Chu Wanning w/ Glass Animals, Koda and MISSIO

Mo Ran w/ Pantera, Metallica and Sepultura

Xiao XingChen w/ The Temper trap, Max Brodie and Fink

Song Lan w/ Tame Impala, Coletta and Max Frost

Lan Zhan w/ Tessa Violet, Stella Jang and mxmtoon

Hua Cheng w/ Shayfer James, Gang of Youths and Cosmo Sheldrake

Xie Lian w/ Nirvana, Foo Fighters and Badflower

He Xuan w/ TENDER, Trafton and Saro

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They’re my children, treat them well.

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