WARNINGS! as per usual, it is not a yeonjunszn smau without my sailors mouth — so mature language, coffee shop!au cause i work in one and couldn’t resist myself, this smau is actually a recreation of a yeonjun smau called cool it! by my bff past tumblr user yuitaru, manager mark era, kinda dumb reader (affectionate) era, milf lover jeno, insane jaemin and hyuck, chenle in his nepotism baby era tbh, there’s a fight scene somewhere, also annoying fluffy cute disgusting scenes here and there, an overt amount of coffee shop/barista references bc i am a master at my craft, mr. choi yeonjun has a cameo to pay homage to the original cool it!, ignore time stamps cause i was lazy lol, lmk if i missed anything!
FEAT! the rest of nct dream, yangyang + xiaojun + hendery from wayv, chaewon from le sserafim, sumin from stayc, mingi + the rest of the ateez ‘99 line, and yeonjun from txt
SUMMARY! you’re not exactly the best barista at zhong coffee, but for some unknown reason (his massive crush on you), mark thinks you can do no wrong. sick and tired of his favoritism and your lack thereof due to absolute obliviousness, your coworkers are determined to fix this problem. asap.
STATUS! completed!
BEGINNING! june 1, 2023
END! august 31, 2023
MORE! HELLOOOO im back bffs 😵 did u miss me??? i have a quick little disclaimer for u guys so i don’t get accused of stealing 😻😻😻🫶
thank u so much to rina my bff bestie soulmate for giving me the rights to recreate cool it! and sort of bring back such a fun smau </3 i’ve been working on asap! for quite some time now, between work and school, and i’m so excited i can finally share her with all of u 🫶 i do plan on going back to all my works that are on hold (including my 1k event LOL) but i was sort of burnt out for a while which is why i did all this in absolute silence 😋👍 anyway!! i hope i did her justice <3 send an ask to join the taglist!!
PROFILES! mark’s biggest haters | espresso patronum | the rest of chenle’s coffee maids
"you in love with me or something?" "yes, desperately. thank you for noticing,"
@ noisecomplaint
ln yn isn't too fond of apartment living, between the occasional roaches and the person who keeps stealing her grocery deliveries. but especially because of her exceptionally loud next door neighbors whom she has decided: she cannot stand. it's not all bad though, certainly not when xiao dejun (the prettiest boy she's ever seen) lives in the building. well, it was a perk. until it's revealed that him and her next door neighbor are one in the same.
@ information
[🐋] next door neighbor! xiao dejun & afab! reader genre smau, fluff, comedy, uni au, neighbors, enemies to lovers, crush at first sight, mutual pining, gokinjo monogatari references warnings dark humor (kys jokes), sexual humor/innuendos, cursing, use / consumption of cigarettes status updates every wednesday and sunday @ 9AM
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please read: this is just a general assessment of their sun signs. please do note that they will have other placements in their birth charts that will enhance or deplete these. like always, take everything with a grain of salt and enjoy ^^
aries - renjun
kissing style: passionate, fiery, impulsive, dramatic/intense like the kissing in movies, grabbing partner by their neck to pull them in, kissing out of nowhere -> it's full on passion no warming up, kisses are full of gumption, wet kisses (not exactly sloppy but they kiss with so much gusto that it could get wet lol), very fast when kissing, may need a partner who can slow them down from time to time, may user their nose while kissing, PDA simply because they wanted to kiss their partner (it's just all about living in the moment and being impulsive lol), head/hair -> aries erogenous area (play with their hair, tug, run fingers through hair)
fav place to kiss (most likely): lips and neck
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: gemini
taurus - jeno
kissing style: complimenting while kissing, soft and gentle kisses, ESP style kissing -> extra-sensory passion (i.e. touching his partner, smelling their perfume/cologne, tasting them...like living it up in the five senses like no other sign), doesn't stick to one particular kissing style, sporadic kisses (likes surprising partner), slow and sensual, may lick lips/touch lips -> a lot of teasing around the mouth with their hands/drawing attention to their mouth, emotional connection needed (may not kiss just anyone), likes when partner breathes on their necks, erogenous area -> neck (i.e. they are neck kissers and may like to have their neck kissed)
fav place to kiss (most likely): neck and lips
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: cancer, scorpio (any sign that needs an emotional connection)
gemini - taeil and haechan
kissing style: very good kissers -> known as one of the best kissers of the zodiac, their lips are not wide open nor closely knit (it's just the right amount), not wet/sloppy, their hands will be on their partner's face while they kiss them, spontaneous kisses -> the type to kiss you and then run away so you can't kiss them back (i.e. teases), like to have a kiss stolen from them, adding liquids to the mix to add a little extra fun (passing wine from their mouth to their partners), may stop kissing to smile/talking, keeps things light and not hot and heavy -> they need a partner that can match their pace, french kissing, experimenters with kissing, touch their arms while kissing -> erogenous zone of theirs *wink wink*
fav place to kiss (most likely): lips or cheek
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: gemini
cancer - taeyong
kissing style: gentle, delicate, smooth, a little biting to spice things up, may tickle around their partners neck and ears while kissing them, romantic and affection -> won't kiss just anyone, it's all about trust and feeling comfortable, passionate, fiery, likes to feel spoiled (probably like words of affirmation and physical touch before a good make out session), may like playing with partners hair, chasing the tinier pecks, french kisses, trying their best to prolong kissing, sensitive souls even when kissing, chest -> erogenous area (sliding hands down chest, touching, rubbing the chest area)
fav place to kiss (most likely): lips and/or neck
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: scorpio
leo - mark, jaemin, and xiaojun
kissing style: smooth, wild, uninhibited, can start to kiss their partner anywhere (neck, hands, etc.) before even landing on their lips, they like to think of their partner as their prey (i.e. play hard to get they don't want a push over. it's about the chase), massive french kissers, lots of tongue, aggressive, fast kissers -> they'll jump around a lot and not stay in one area to kiss for long, kisses might be short lived -> this is if the person is nervous (they have to still be the king and not have their pride diminished), words of affirmation even while kissing -> they like being praised, want to keep things as natural as possible and not overwhelming, might breathe heavily while kissing, kissing can be a planned thing -> gotta make sure they give their partner the ole razzle dazzle, might like posting kissing selfies (only if partner is okay with it), partner should wrap their arms around them while kissing a leo -> erogenous area is their back (rubbing, stroking, touching their backs can be a good motivator)
fav place to kiss (most likely): anywhere and everywhere (? lol)
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: capricorn
virgo - sungchan
kissing style: neat and tidy -> they don't like to get too messy -> also having nasty breath is not up to par with them, varying kissing style, sensual while kissing, likes to be impressed by partner, perfectionist, hugging while kissing, may want to be the one to initiate the kisses, pay a lot of attention to their partner, breath fresh and clean -> like they will probably have gum and mints on hand lol, may want that romantic in the movies type of kiss, there are two sides to them -> the one that wants to be conquered (possibly a little submissive while kissing) and the one who wants to be the conqueror (possibly the dominant while kissing), may start slow and then increase as the kiss prolongs, want to be as physically close to their partners while kissing -> entangled with them, love having their hands on their partners neck, erogenous area is their torso -> focusing on the waist area for them will drive them crazy, in sync with their partners body
-> if partner wants/needs hot and steamy they will deliver if they want soft and tender they'll provide that
fav place to kiss (most likely): lips
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: taurus
libra - hendery and yangyang
kissing style: noisy kissers -> moaning, groaning, whimpering, gasping while kissing, looking into partners eyes before starting to kiss them, while in privacy they can kiss with intensity, learn through experiences and by watching others -> may do research prior to kissing someone (i.e. how to kiss videos), worry warts while kissing -> they want to satisfy their partners a lot, if they are romantics they'll provide romantic gestures to their partners and kiss in a romantic way, slow and discreet kisses, passion build up types, kissing while holding their partners hands, touching their partners in general, erogenous area is their...butt (lol) -> may want to spank/grab/touch their partners butt while kissing or they want their butts touched (lol)
fav place to kiss (most likely): lips
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: sagittarius
scorpio - yuta and winwin
kissing style: strong and passionate, same ole same ole will bore them (switch it up), entire body kissing -> whole body is an erogenous area for a scorpio, not the kiss and tell types, enjoy kissing a lot, type to randomly grab or push partner against a wall and kiss them leaving them breathless and stunned, likes to tease and be teased -> be careful with this because kissing is intense with a scorpio (i.e. don't start what you can't finish), aggressive kissers, biting (especially neck area), lips can end up being swollen due to intensity of their kisses, PDA (subtle is the best word they're private), type to kiss their partner out of jealousy to show claim (partner may not know if the scorpio is mad at them or the other person lol)
fav place to kiss (most likely): lips, neck, entire body
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: cancer
sagittarius - chenle and shotaro
kissing style: can go from extremely passionate moments to cracking jokes/sarcasm in the blink of an eye, fun and giving, passionate kissers, very playful (covering partner in kisses after wrestling around), putting their hands in their partners hair, hugging their partners while kissing, spontaneous smooches -> no real flow/rhythm to the way they kiss, getting their partners to laugh/be free/loosen up is part of foreplay for them before they kiss them with passion, slow kisses, short and sweet kisses, not really picky when it comes to the style of kissing they just like kissing in general, erogenous area -> legs! touching their thighs/gripping/grabbing their legs, aggressively happy kissers
everything is light and airy. they are looking for something fun and exciting -> it's about the hunt (they are represented by the archer). they may not hold a lot of emotional value in kissing
*bonus: apparently they are sensitive to smell and are attracted to citrusy scents*
fav place to kiss (most likely): lips, cheeks, face (lol)
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: aries and/or aquarius
capricorn - kun
kissing style: may not have a lot of experience in the kissing department till later on in life (want to do proper research and have as much knowledge to be the best for their partners), may like being kissed on their necks, long lasting kiss sessions -> this is to help unwind/destress their partners, want their breath to taste nice so just like virgo probably have gum and mints nearby, kissing like in the movies, hard to stop them once they're into it, may be a little worried so a partner who is reassuring will be helpful, they want to please their partners even while kissing, smooth lips, never sloppy kissers -> no matter how long the kiss sessions are they are not sloppy, just the right amount of tongue used, wrapping their arms around their partners waists and/or their hair, very relaxing kissers, picky as to who they kiss -> they won't kiss just anyone almost an honor to be kissed by them, they connect through touch -> hand running their thighs -> kissing their shoulders -> anywhere they like being touched!, spontaneous kisses my actually be preplanned
fav place to kiss (most likely): anywhere their partner wants them to focus on
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: leo
aquarius - doyoung, jisung, johnny, and jaehyun
kissing style: needs variety in kissing (like all the time), mood kissers -> may not kiss (pecks yes but make out no) unless they're in the right mindset/mood (i.e. there is a time and place for everything), kissing varies a lot (never kissing the same way twice), type to lick their partners ears or bite their face (they keep interesting that's for sure), french kissing, pressing their lips firmly on their partners, slow and passionate in the beginning to steamier kisses, calves are an erogenous area for them -> do what you wish with this info lol
they really need to be in the mood to have a good make out session. not surprising if they want to talk with their partners a lot before actually kissing them. intellectual conversations can be very stimulating for them.
it's all about the build/tension until the actual moment they kiss
fav place to kiss (most likely): entire face (? lol)
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: sagittarius
pisces - ten and jungwoo*
kissing style: sensual, may kiss on the first date, kissing can be used to see if there is a connection -> hence why they could be early kissers, pulling their partner closer to them as their kissing prolongs, biting, licking, brushing lips across their partners lips and body -> just very romantic and sensual kissers, like kissing for a long time, put their feelings into their kisses -> they feel all the feels while kissing even if it's hurt/pain, neck kisses, slow then steamy kisses, foreplay before heavier kissing sessions, erogenous area -> head/scalp -> stroking their hair/running fingers through their hair
fav place to kiss (most likely): lips and neck
sign they match well in terms of kissing with: libra
*jungwoo in tropical (western) astrology is a pisces but he is an aquarius if we're looking at sidereal (indian/eastern) astrology. be discerning and think which you think he fits the most with ^^*
i'm asian + bi, a matcha soft serve fanatic, someone who prefers tea over coffee, and a spicy food enthusiast.
i mainly use this blog to reblog things i like + just to chill. i might post content once in a blue moon only when i feel like it (and has inspiration or ideas that seem decently creative)
i don't really have a dni list bc it's not necessary for me but i won't tolerate any bs or anon hate.
anon is always open for those who are shy !! ✿
username is a wordplay of (playing the) piano + (reading) novels = @pianovels :)
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二(♡)bias list
[ U L T S ]
+ 𝗕𝗧𝗦 yoongi, hoseok
+ 𝗡𝗖𝗧 haechan, kun (bias wreckers from each unit: 127 doyoung / dream chenle and jisung / wayv xiaojun)
[ R E G U L A R S ]
+ 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 jihyo (bias wrecker momo)
+ 𝗔𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗔 ningning
+ 𝗜𝗩𝗘 wonyoung
+ 𝗦𝗞𝗭 hyunjin
+ 𝗜𝗧𝗭𝗬 ryujin
三(♡)favourites
flower: tulips
season: autumn
holiday: halloween
scent: peppermint
anime: perfect blue
model: naomi campbell
colours: soft pink . teal . silver . sage green
book tropes: angst + fluff . hurt/comfort . found family
actresses: audrey hepburn . anne hathaway . winona ryder
more music artists i like: boy in space . barns courtney . loïc nottet . sasha sloan . zara larsson . dorothy martin . chase atlantic . gorillaz . cigarettes after sex . men i trust . the midnight . the weeknd . woodz . ruel . lauv . joji . dhruv . faime . keshi . devita . maye . lana del rey . bea miller
comfort characters: alita . mulan . edward scissorhands . john ambrose . neil perry . charlie dalton . stanley barber . max mayfield . will byers . jack frost . mavis dracula . mia thermopolis . newt scamander . luna lovegood . ron weasley . ali abdul . cho sangwoo . jiyeong . kang saebyeok
#lowkey didnt know it was eric the first like 3 times i saw it in compilations
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About Me
Name: Hope (not my real name but has meaning between me & my mom so i went w/ it)
She/Her
Age: I'm an '01 liner
Fun facts about me:
I love writing✍ & reading📖
Music is everything to me, same as writing & reading is🎼🎶
I have a tendency to be more shy/introverted, mostly around new people...and second guess myself alot (things i say or do)
"I'm a socially awkward social butterfly" ~Kevin Moon🌙
I'm typically very open about everything...idk why but I just am
I have a slight tendency to be oblivious (if I annoy or upset you pls tell me, I don't ever mean to be, I'm genuinely just unaware)
I have a ½Corgi ½Australian-shepherd dog Theo i got as a puppy, & a ½Corgi ½Dachshund dog Coco i got first as an older rescue (maybe I'll post pics eventually)
I'm 5' 10" & I despise it(/j?) bc almost everyone i went to school w/ was always shorter than me. (& yes there were jokes made)
I was born on Christmas Eve so i was called a 'christmas eve baby' growing up by EVERY teacher/grown-up🎄
I like craft stuff & art (only really good @ drawing/charcoal/oil pastels)🎨
First Kpop Group: Got7
Ult Groups atm: The Boyz, Seventeen, Ateez, Stray Kids (I do also have interest in & at one point was more invested in others, ex. NCT, GOT7, TXT, Enhypen, etc.)
Biases / Wreckers in each group: (this is not every group, but the top 15)