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hope-he-gives-you-hell · 2 years

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Xisuma's verse in Hermit Gang aged badly, rip.

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #xisumavoid #hc xisuma #hermitcraft xisuma #xisuma #hc #hc s6 #hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft civil war #rip #rapper dmx #dmx #x gon give it to ya

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starglowwos · 5 months

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[elybeatmaker's remix of hermitgang starts playing via mediashare on one of wilbur's you laugh you lose streams, starting at the beginning of x's verse] xisuma: oh x gon give it to ya, i'm gon give it to ya, x gon give it to ya, whaat? [wilbur looks confused, then surprised, then mildly horrified and entertained at the same time] xisuma: lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes- wilbur: this isn't real… [quietly, in disbelief] xisuma: and the g team, they're looking unclean, needing some sunscreen [wilbur starts trying not to smile and ends up looking like he's about to cry] wilbur: no fucking way? xisuma: burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds wilbur: [leans back in his chair cautiously] xisuma: it's absurd how my rhymes got them injured wilbur: [just starts looking impressed, actually] xisuma: danger danger! i got lasers to cut em up like razors, it's flexing season and i got flavour wilbur: [wilbur starts moving his head along with it] xisuma: their weak defences like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting wilbur: [stops moving his head along with it] xisuma: they're presenting them, alright? they're not very good- wilbur: [even more britishly] "presenting them, alright" xisuma: i could walk over that. i could- i could jump over that, i could use an ender pearl wilbur: [looks particularly impressed by that ender pearl line. looks like he's going to explode] xisuma: could use my elytra. come on g team, jeez. doc: even i don't know what t- [mediashare clip ends] wilbur: [without missing a beat] i've made worse. wilbur: [puts his hands up as if to show he has no weapons, smiling] wilbur: i've made worse. i've made far worse. they get away with it

#wilbur soot #xisuma #hermitgang #how else am i supposed to tag this #c:/sgos/clips #c:/sgos

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redstonedust · 1 year

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im just creating purgatory at this point

#hermitgang

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blazevillains · 1 year

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Listen grian nobody touches my bush.You’re done. It all started when grian touched my redstone He played himself like like like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics im a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o doc mc is coming for you sevenfold we’ve got rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again Yo you think i’m in hiding im just biding my time putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group that got together just to crush you once we start something you know we’re gonna see it through im the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict You’re Guilty. of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds Hermitgang 16x If you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false g team is dialing for help but i’m ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you’ll know that false is on a killing spree.Try to stop my pvp and perish painfully uh huh im the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armor can’t compare to.My martial arts i’ll send a poison dart. To make them breathe their final breath. G team’s name will be the only thing left CAFFEINATED ANIMATED REDSTONE INNOVATOR my behavior’s crazy can’t phase me Impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray me now my scope is aiming Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming Without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the g team will end up blazing. Who’s the better team there is no controversy but before we’re said and done y’all be begging us for mercy Hermitgang 16x X gon give it to ya i’m gon give it to ya X gon give it to ya Whaaaaaat lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the g team they’re lookin unclean needin some sunscreen getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds it’s absurd how my rhymes got them injured Danger Danger i got lasers to cut em up like razors it’s flexing season and i’ve got flavor their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting. They’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over that.I could jump over that i could use an ender pearl use my elytra come on g team jeez Hermitgang 16x Now i’m back got some things i wanna say Yeah what’s the letter that starts the alphabet Ay ladies get in line the diggity be on the way Kiff cleo don’t know who she freakin with Who all the signs say to notify her next of kin this diggity dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits Ay spit that rhyme again Brrt but the message is.I can mumble rap and still be the best there is Hermitgang 16x Oh you wanted me to do a verse.I gotta check with g team. I don’t have the rest of mumbo’s bit memorized.Bananas

damn xisuma bone mage arc gone too far 😟

#WOE!!!!!!!! FIE TO THEE!!!!!!

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conarcoin · 2 years

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X gon give it to ya

I'm gon give it to ya

X gon give it to ya

WHAAAAAT

xisuma before he hit the twin towers:

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respectable-username · 1 year

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Did any of you see that coming? Let me know if you noticed what was coming beforehand!

I'm gon' give it to ya - Chapter 12

12. Doorways

Fandom/collection: Hermitcraft/@hermitgang-ao3

Words: 3946 of 28684 total so far

Summary: The portal to the Deeper Dark has been opened. Now the Hermits have to start dealing with the consequences!

Preview:

All was quiet in the woollen bunker. There was no scratching of sculk rats or ticking of redstone clocks. No scribbling of pens on paper or shuffling of blocks around inventories. It was so still it was as if the wool had filled every air space of the room.

"Tango, give me your fours please," said Xisuma, hunched over the end of the main table, squinting down at his cards through his tinted visor.

"Go fish," Tango replied, arms folded against the back of his backwards chair.

Xisuma sighed, adding another card from the pile to his dwindling hand.

The turn passed to Joe, pushing his glasses back into place as he studied his hand. "Howdy Scar, can I have your kings please?"

"I can't believe it Joe. You of all people, supporting the monarchy? Why must we subject ourselves to the whims of a ruling class selected only by the circumstances of their birth?"

"Oh no, not again," Tango groaned, planting his face into the seat back.

Scar grinned, leaning back lazily in his seat. "Surely the people are much better served by other metrics of ruling, like who can make the best campaign posters, or who has the biggest hat."

"Or whose campaign manager is best at making 'deals'," said Cub, a matching smile on his face as he drummed his fingers on the table above his completed sets of cards.

Joe sighed defeatedly, seemingly aged several years in only a couple of minutes. "So, I guess I should go fish then?"

"Oh no, I've got two kings right here. Here you go, Joe."

Impulse pushed his chair back and stood up, his usual smile straining. "I think I'm gonna go check on the potatoes."

"You mean you don't want to stick around and watch this riveting entertainment?" said Bdubs, lying back on his bed at the side of the room.

"No one likes a sore loser, Bdubs," said Scar, his sing-songy voice seemingly oblivious to the prevailing mood.

"That game's stupid!"

"Potatoes," Impulse repeated, turning and marching off to the back room.

The only door in the base shut with a click.

Impulse sighed, resting his forehead against the smooth wooden surface as he slowly counted to 10. Three shulkers-worth of wool was still not enough space for the 8 of them.

Keep reading

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nix-writes-mcyt · 2 years

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hermitgang - X

because it makes me giggle every damn time

X gon give it to ya, I'm gon give it to ya, X gon give it to ya, what?

Lyrical boxing, dropping blow on all my foes in the G team, they're lookin unclean needin some sunscreen, burnt by words to hurt this heard of nerds it's obsurd how my rhymes got them injured

Danger danger, I got lasers to cut em up like razors, it's flexin season and I got flavour, their weak defences like trenches and fences that the dense heads are presentin

They're presentin em alright, they're not very good, I- I could walk over that, I could jump over that. I could use an enderpearl, use my elytra, c'mon G-Team.. jeez

Did I type that from memory? Yes. Because I have the whole thing memorised and it plays in my head more than I'd like to admit

I do unironically love Xisuma's verse, well, the whole song really. I'm not sure it's my favourite, but it is good for sure

#nix speaks #hermitcraft #hermitblr #xisumavoid #xisuma #hermitgang

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gubbymcyt · 1 year

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Reciting hermit gang at 3AM challenge and xisuma appears in the mirror (he gon give it to ya)

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poloniumsgrace · 4 years

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my brain, when i’m trying to focus on reading a really freaking boring book about the catholic church and political landscape of italy in 1300 for school:

hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, hermitgang, HERMITGANG, HERMITGANG, HERMITG-

#ever since i watched that music video #i have not known peace #hermitcraft civil war #xisuma gon' give it to ya #hermitcraft

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alitteralbaby · 5 years

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He keeps flying into the water.

#hermitcraft #xisumavoid #xisuma #mineblr #x gon give it to ya

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luigra · 5 years

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Have a sleepy buff Ex doodle!

#sketch #doodle #hermitcraft #evil xisuma #buff #tea #the mug says x gon give it to ya #i'm love him

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redstonedust · 2 years

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TIL that in hermitgang when xisuma said “x gon give it to ya” that it’s probably a reference to the New York rapper DMX’s song and hook in it.

I don’t know how to process this information so I’m telling you sorry

i.. i thought everyone wouldve known that oh my god. are there people out here that don't know the reference..........

#asks #im sorry anon this floored me i thought it was obvious

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blazevillains · 2 years

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ok i like xisumas verse but. well x gon give it to ya 🤪 im gon give it to ya 🤭 x gon give it to ya, whaaaat 😳 AND THAT DAMN EDIT

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bigboobyhalo · 3 years

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I love xisuma’s verse in hermitgang so much. he sounds like he’s having so much fun. I like when he says “x gon give it to ya” he sounds like a dad trying to fit in (affectionate) and also his lyrics just slap. I really like false’s verse too because she’s just like I’m going to murder you violently ❤️ and ren’s! ren’s is fun purely for “what’s the letter that starts the alphabet? AY!” but also because he just has a great voice. listen to hermitgang

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pawpunkao3 · 4 years

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@tomcatacaphe remember when u said “is there a hermit gang edited with naughty words”?

WELL THERE IS NOW

Behold, the worst thing ever! Viewer discretion is advised, the lyrics below contain references to drugs, violence, blood, death, sex, degrading language, and of course lots of swearing!

[Intro: Docm77]

Listen Grian

No one fucks with my shit

You're done (You're done, you're done)

[Verse 1: Docm77]

it all started when Grian touched my laughing gas,

He played himself like a fucking double bass,

No I won’t forgive that

Doc Monster is a savage,

Rip you to shreds with blades and vocal acrobatics

I'm a legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O

DocMC will kick your ass sevenfold

You fuckin shrimps ain’t got a chance in this game

Try’na shoot at this leviathan?

You’re gonna have to die again

[Verse 2: Wels]

Yo

You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time

Can’t rush it when I write these kickass rhymes

We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you

Think you can split us up? Our response is “fuck you!”

I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light

Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict

You're guilty, gonna go to the electric chair

Unless you give up now. Go home, squares

Wohoo

[Chorus: All]

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 3: False]

If you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false

G-Team is screaming for help, but I'm ignoring their calls

And when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that False's on a killing spree

Got no chance to fight or flee, you’ll perish painfully

I'm the queen of hearts, body parts, and sass

Your armor can't stop my martial arts, I’ll kick your ass

Prepare for death,

‘Cause I’ll make you breathe your final breath

Your blood on the floor will be the only thing left

Yeah

[Verse 4: Impulse]

I’m the high-class, badass, redstone innovator

My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, Impulse is never lazy (Uh)

Tango, why would you betray me?

Now my scope is aiming

Better run for cover from all the hell that I’ll be raising (What)

Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are astounding

Better watch your step or be vaporized where you’re standing

Who's the better team? C’mon, that’s not a fair fight

But before it's said and done you'll be begging for your lives (All right)

[Chorus: All]

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 5: Xisuma]

X gon' give it to ya,

I gon' give it to ya

X gon' give it to ya, what

Fuck the G-Team, might take that slightly more literally

Got some hotties I’d prefer to bang than defeat

That’s a nice ass, hate to have to hand it to ya

But that’s what my team demands I do to ya

Danger, danger

And these lasers gon’ be cruel

It's flexin season, try not to drool

Your weak defenses won’t protect ya

Better come to our side, time to defect, yeah

[Bridge: Xisuma ]

Why’s everyone looking at me like that?

I’m not going to actually fuck them

I guarantee you Ren’s gonna say something even more graphic

And nobody’s gonna accuse him of- oh whatever

[Chorus: All]

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 5: Rendog]

Listen up to me, ‘cause you fuckin’ know you have ta (Yeah)

What letter starts the Greek writing system? Alpha!

Ladies bend over, this dog’s got time for every bitch

Cleo don't know who she’s fuckin’ with! (Ooh)

All the signs say to notify her next of kin

This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits (Ayy)

Come pick your partners up (Brrr), 'cause the message is

I can top or bottom and still be the best there is (Woo-ah)

[Chorus: All]

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

#hermitcraft #hermitgang #think of the children #team star

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