What's inside Xisuma's helmet? Xisuma's head, obviously! What does Xisuma's head look like? Depends on the day. Sometimes it's a bee, sometimes it's a turtle, sometimes it's a perfectly normal human head, sometimes it's a shambling mass of shapes chanting ominously about your sins, sometimes it's Etho.
...Sometimes Etho may or may not be "borrowing" one of X's suits and has to come up with a real quick story when confronted by one of the other Hermits and the only thing that comes to mind isn't great but he can make it work if he tries hard enough and thinks Xisuma-y thoughts -
- But then again, sometimes it really is Xisuma with an Etho face. You never know!
I have been loving doodling things from it the past couple of days
I hate drawing the Master Chief / Halo armour, but it must be done
Okay also so instead of Alex (minecraft, not the white-haired one) and Steve be X and Alex’s birth parents, in FS, it’s Herobrine and then some reverse version of Alex whom I do not have a name for yet-
That’s why X has that glowy eye :DD
Him and Alex (twin, not Minecraft-) are from the Nether, where they are Admins (bc I can’t think of a fitting synonym) among the Spectators (this AUs version of Watchers), and then were rescued and raised by John-117 AKA Master Chief AKA guy with helmet that reminds me of a frog idk why please explain help
Xisuma gets banished to the End, Alex runs Hermitcraft blah blah blah
Zedaph swaps with xB, so Alex partially raises Zed (Zed is younger in this AU to fit the timeline), which is perfect bc WormMan and Alex BFFs
Hels is a demon possessed by a normal guy-
Aleighnya is no longer a big cat tiefling lady but now a big dog fairy lady named Rebarka and she’s Irish and not Scottish
Midnight brain presents 3 possibly conflicting X theories. 1) X is a voidwalker with holographic tech/illusion magic and can program his armor to match his theme each season. 2) X is actually a shapeshifter, hence the changing appearance and was just shifted as a voidwalker because it was just the first thing he could think of when he started interacting with other people. 3) Voidwalkers are in fact shapeshifters
I feel like these theories are a Venn diagram but I don't know quite what the intersection point is...I do know. It's "Xisuma is a non-Voidwalker shapeshifter whose default state is to be shifted as a Voidwalker, a race that is also made of shapeshifters". Why? Who knows, but I think that's hilarious!
all the names:
(and yes i know theres no contrast what so ever it was intentional dont judge me)
and uh, yeah, came up with a few headcanons while drawing
ZedCam, ImpulseCam and TangoCam are robots and were all created at the same time because of “oh lets all make robots itd be cool i guess”
BadTimes and True are actual helsmits, theyre just working there
xisumavoid is robot made out of an old X’s suit that they dont use anymore (was pretty easy to turn the costume into its own thing considering that its almost fully automatic by default)
Renbob is just chilling (plus i saw some people headcanonig him as a mechanic (which makes a lot of sence btw) so he also might help to look after some cameras and fix them up if needed)
Doc uses alex skin for his camera account i dont know what else to say here, knowing Doc it might be straight up Alex and theyre just colleagues pff, or maybe its also a robot because of the Cam in the name eh
i dont know the rest of the hermits camera names, so if you know please share :3
also thought that maybe hermits that use their original skin and name for the account are just doing all the recording and camera work themselves (grian and pearl for example, dont think Pearl will ever trust anyone else with the camera, and looking at her timelapses i can see why (yes i know theyre on here, i didnt want to ruin the art, okay?))
and yes, the cameras are floating, spectator mod and everything
Part three of memes from the POV of a tired fast food worker- Hermitcraft addition.
I think the Zedaph one is pretty fun because villager breeders are banned on the Dream SMP, so in theory my persona has never heard of villager breeding before and probably thinks the hermits are all insane. Also the Etho one is something I vaguely remember hearing about him being allergic to soda, if that’s completely untrue then just imagine it’s a headcanon I guess
i might not be able to write or draw, but i DO have access to very shitty photo editing software and a bunch of easily screenshottable tumblr posts, so i will contribute to fandom the only way i know how.