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#y’all remember this
queenoftherodeoo · 8 months
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haleigh-sloth · 1 year
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You're so cute when you're salty <3
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This is what I look like when I’m being salty
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make no apologies. this is fucking funny
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maxiemumdamage · 2 months
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Alastor being all “Charlie is like a daughter to me!” when in fact their relationship is usually polite antagonism at best is so damn funny to me. Like he never even really believed in Charlie’s ambitions, he was at the Hotel for laughs, but then an opportunity falls into his lap to taunt Lucifer in emotionally damaging ways and get away with it and he ran.
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abilai · 3 months
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Little red flower for dianxia
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Super secret FNAF 3 ending
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Growing up asexual is actually so funny because all of a sudden people all around are like ‘oh my god what if I don’t know how to kiss??? I have to practice!’ And start doing unhinged things and the whole time you’re like
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arcane-gold · 6 months
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reposting bc pinterest got a hold of this one
REPOSTOBER no. 2
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sellieaa · 2 months
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fruits n veggies
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girlgrule · 8 months
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horse yuri nostalgia
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beam-meup-scotty · 5 months
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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo
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morganbritton132 · 7 months
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Eddie’s live-streaming as he paints a miniature. He’s very focus on it so he’s only half-listening to what Steve is saying as he putters around the room.
He does tune back in when he hears Steve say, “Say what you want about my dad. The man died doing what he loved.”
Eddie, not even looking up: What’s that? Fucking someone other than your mom?
Steve:
Steve:
Steve:
Eddie, looking up at him:
Steve: Working.
Steve: Asshole.
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saintsoap · 2 months
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Thinking about how differently the boys degrade you in bed.
Because Price degrades you with his words, being the traditional man he is. It's when he's already got you pinned underneath him taking the full length of his cock, like such a good slut, as he'd put it. His rough hands pawing at whatever skin he can grab, with him its passionate: filth at its finest. He's mean, but in such a way that makes you shiver rather than feel hurt, his words would only have meaning if he wasn't balls deep inside of you.
Soap degrades you with the way he fucks you— if that makes sense. Rough rutting into you like a man on a mission, using and reusing you like a toy for his pleasure. Sloppy kisses and skin stained with the sting of his palm hitting your ass. He degrades you into something made for his pleasure, he loves on you but leaves you sweaty and covered in cum like the sweet fuckdoll you are for him.
Ghost degrades you with the marks of ownership he leaves behind. The bitemarks and bruises that litter your skin after a night with him, his way of claiming you as his own— his property for his eyes and hands and cock only. He degrades you with the way he fucks you dizzy for so long through the night you’re sleep deprived the next morning. He leaves a long lasting stain on your body and mind, turns you into his.
Gaz degrades with the way he moulds your mind. Once able to get yourself off, after long enough with Kyle he has you aching without him— you can’t cum if it’s not his body on yours. He knows how to make you beg, too, deny you your precious release that only he can give you, until you’re on your knees and begging for him to be so kind to let you cum. He degrades your mind into making pleasure dependant on him.
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gayforbagels · 2 years
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Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight
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emblazons · 2 months
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When it comes to S5 leaks: every time you think you know exactly what’s going down on set from a leak, I want you to think back to this one from pre-volume ii:
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—and the fact that, despite already having 3/4 of the actual season to work with, not one soul on this app or the other ones correctly guessed what this was about.
All I’m saying is…relax. Speculate and enjoy, that’s half the fun, but PLEASE breathe and remember you and everyone else are likely wrong on all specifics of these encounters lmao
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omnicrafts · 8 months
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Y’all wanna get more chaotic with dpxdc batfam nonsense, instead of Danny knowing Alfred through his OWN time travel nonsense consider this;
Danny ends up at Wayne Manor for whatever plot reason and freeze frames seeing Alfred. Alfred raises one curious eyebrow and Danny blurts out with delight and bafflement,
“Hobson?!”
The batfam are now baffled, Danny’s practically vibrating in place, and Alfred just sighs in his fond way.
“It is good to see you well Master Daniel.” And then he’s got an armful of purring ghostboy.
Canonically Tim and Alfred play video Games together
Danny: You are going down dude. Come on, put up a fight. Ugh, I win. Again. Hobson, you stink at this game
Hobson: Beg pardon, Master Daniel. There was precious little gaming while I was a youth during the Blitz.
I’m pretty convinced Hobson knew about Danny being Phantom, given he easily and realistically could have overheard the trio’s argument over the giw and the robobuddies.
But also the exchange where he gives Danny advice that spurs him on to get involved?
Hobson: Care for a shake?
Danny: No thanks, Hobson. No appetite.
Hobson: Forgive me, Master Daniel. You seem a tad…bummed. Did your milkshake straw become clogged?
Danny: I'm just going through some stuff.
Hobson: Perhaps a rousing game of Caveman Car Thief would quicken the pulse.
Danny: I've played my games, bought tons of extra junk, counted my money. Again. It's just not…satisfying.
Hobson: Dare I say perhaps there is more to life than wealth. And what do you suppose your purpose might be Master Daniel.
Danny: Huh. Lately, um, being a rich jerk.
Hobson: Does that feel like the real you?
Danny: Not exactly.
Hobson: It seems to me your friends Tucker and Sam know the real you.
Danny: You think?
Hobson: Certainly more than those two automatons in your room. A good friend is like a good butler. Indispensible and loyal for life.
Danny: Thanks Hobson. Um, there's something the real me needs to help out with. Later. (Runs back and downs milkshake) Suddenly got my appetite back.
Hobson: Way to get your butler in gear sir.
Alfred is the only one who can call him Daniel and he doesn’t flinch or glower about it.
I’m losing it over Danny calling him Hobs casually and not getting corrected. (But only Danny; Alfred just looks at anyone else and raises an eyebrow) The first time someone without context hears it they’re kind of offended???
“Uh his names Alfred.”
“Yeah?? I mean we talked about it and he thinks it’s funny so…”
Alfred’s Alfred/Butler powers sensing when Danny’s mood drops and just arrives with some odd looking milkshake and Danny stammering about him not having to make him milkshakes anymore
“I’m poor again remember?”
“It truly is no hardship Master Daniel. Consider it On The House.” With a wink and little smile. Danny is delighted and it’s an adorable scene until someone asks it try it and it’s bacon and cheese puffs.
Tim: We have cheese puffs???
That absolute fucking Chaos that would be unleashed when Danny asks Alfred for some wild ass Milkshake combo like fucking chili pepper and oranger or some other wild ass combo and Alfred just Makes It. Danny so fucking delighted about it.
Bonus points if Alfred thought he had straight up been sent to a different world completely and so hadn’t thought anything of it until Daniel Fenton appears in front of him again.
I think Alfred should be allowed his own crazy adventures. As a treat.
I like to think that in this case Alfred was disguised as an older dude and now he actually IS an older dude.
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