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ebonyslasher · 3 years

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Michael Myers NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

At first, he's pretty detached. He just up and leaves the second y'all are done to redress and start stabbing some people. But, after getting more comfortable with you, he'll be much softer. Cleaning you up after, putting your hair back in the bonnet that slipped off halfway through......even asking "You ok?"

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For him, his hands. They're rough, strong, and powerful. He's ended lives and disfigured bodies with those hands. He also loves the image of rubbing those hands down your body, gripping your neck, and squeezing on your curves... Speaking of squeezing, on you, his favorite body part is that ass. I can see Michael as an ass man; first time he saw how big yours was he started drooling in his mask (the face he made wasn't that much better). The ripples it makes whenever he's hitting it from the back gets stuck in his mind for a while.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Possessive boy likes laying his claim. Mostly inside you cause it feels the best and he loves seeing it leak out afterwards. But he also like to cum on your ass sometimes. You could have swore you heard a camera go off one time...

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He licks your dirty underwear, like fucking ice cream. Why tf he does, idk. Maybe it's the smell that entices him and also the fact that he likes tasting your essence. That boy been eating too many damn dogs...might be turning into one.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh, none what so ever. Can't really have sex when you're under watch 24/7 at Smith's Grove. All he knows is from what he watches his victims do and whatever tv shows/movies he watches. He's a very quick learner though. Very attentive.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

A variant version of reverse cowgirl. One of his legs is bent and the other is straight. You're ass is in perfect view while he pistons in and out of you. Your ass jiggling like crazy is addicting to him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Michael and goofy don't really go together. You really don't want to know what he finds funny...

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I believe that he was really well groomed in Smith's Grove and people tend to stick to routine, especially serial killers. So he's pretty well groomed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romance is weird for Michael, since that implies there's a strong emotion behind each action. However, there is a rush of serotonin whenever he does some of those actions (mostly watching your reactions, which he really likes). So every once in a while, he'll do some random cute shit like say you're super pretty, you feel good, stroke your face, etc...

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don't really see Michael actively masturbating, like at all. I feel like he would have so much control that he could just cum without actually touching himself. On some superpower shit.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

M'am this man is the whole kink book lol but seriously he's down to try out new stuff. He'll let you know if he doesn't like it or not. Just to name a few: blood, choking, bondage, and domination.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Whatever, wherever. He don't give a damn.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Many things; you never know with this man. Could be from just watching you different stuff like working on a project or cooking. Flirting, especially when you say something a lil raunchy. Gets him ready immediately. Weirdly enough, he loves the different facial expression you make, even if it's super silly.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No family at all. Don't mention any family members at all. Also don't thirst over anyone else but him, even if it's a celebrity or character. Also, not into pregnancy. No babies.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I'd say Michael is pretty equal on both. He likes getting head and giving some too. He loves seeing your pretty lips wrapped around him and the feeling of your oh so expert blowjobs. But he also loves seeing your reaction when he's in between them legs. Moaning his name makes it all the while sweeter.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough as hell, but also can be slow at times. It's not really one or the other with him, he mixes it all up in one session. Maybe he starts slow, goes fast and rough for a bit, and then switches to sensual depending on the position and your reaction to it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

A good quickie is appreciated every once in a while. He does have people to kill, and in an organized fashion. He'll fit you into the schedule though.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Down for anything. His only deal breaker it that you won't be hurt. Yeah, he may nick you with his knife here and there. But he doesn't want to see you hurt at all.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

A whole machine. Can go rounds without cumming. But also can cum multiple times without too much of a cooldown period. You'll be dickmatized for sure. The record so far is 7 in one day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Eh, he doesn't really care. If there are toys, he would rather used it on you to make you go crazy. Other than that, nah.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Like I said previously, he would use toys to make you go crazy. He loves teasing you; he knows you're at your wits end when you start mouthing at him, saying crazy shit.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Pretty silent, though a good bit of deep breathing. Most you'll get is some breathy sounding whimpers every once in a while. He may talk to get you to move a certain way, say your name, and say "mine".

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

So it's understood that he likes watching your every reaction right? And that he does it during sex? Well, sometimes he will grab your head and just stare at you, while tilting his head at the reactions he finds interesting. His favorite reactions (the ahegao-like facial expressions) make him actually drool. You felt it even drip on your chest. Strange.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

4 inches soft and around 8 inches hard. Has a nice girth on him. Grey sweatpants would look good on him.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High to the motherfuckin’ sky, probably even to space lmao. He's in control of it; but he is ready to go anytime you bring your sexy ass over to him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He watches you sleep, just admiring your features. Those cute eyelashes.....nice eyebrows....that button like nose with those cute and wide shaped nostrils......pretty lips. You're just pretty as hell. He'll fall asleep eventually.

#michael myers #michael myers x you #michael myers x reader #black girl specific #slasher x reader #lemon alphabet #this is my first post y'all #please be easy lol #slasher thirst

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morgan-n-cheese-91 · 3 years

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Rant while I’m watching

This is all season 10 the end of 9 and the begninng of 11? I think. This is copied from a chat of mine so I’m not gonna deal with the times. Please just read around them.

WAIT![7:54 PM]BITCH NO YOU CAN"T KILL CAS BITCH FUCKING NO[7:55 PM]OH SHIT[7:55 PM]OH SHIT[7:55 PM]Dean just made allllllll the mirrors frost[7:55 PM]that's nnot fucking good[7:59 PM]CAS WATCHED STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok Sam has stopped pretending he's not scared of shit. You can clearly see the fear in his eyes now. And frankly it amazing.[11:14 PM]That sounds horrible[11:16 PM]but I'm more saying that more about Jared's acting skills. ma dude.[11:20 PM]Sam[11:20 PM]Bro[11:21 PM]Dude[11:21 PM]nah[11:21 PM]nah Sam was complaining about Dean liking killing these vampires to much[11:24 PM]JODY IS A QUEEN AND SHE IS A GREAT MOM! TRY AND PROVE ME WRONG YOU WILL FAIL! IS that a monster club?!?!?!?!?!?![11:27 PM]Could you settle for JB's? Was that a were shapeshifter battle? My dude your as dead as your gf your gonna bleed out[11:29 PM]shush MONSTER TURF WARS[11:50 PM]MONSTER MOFIEA[11:50 PM]I CAN"T FUCKING SPELL[11:52 PM]"Godfather with fangs."[11:52 PM]uh yea[11:55 PM]FUCKING SWEEDY TOD! Dean I know your bf is in a comanding roll and you think that's hot but please stop hitting on him[12:15 AM]Dam Dean.[12:15 AM]The King is back in town the king is back in town.[12:15 AM]THE King is BACK in town[12:21 AM]To the King and Queen of hell:[12:21 AM]Are we in heaven?[12:22 AM]You must be angels[12:22 AM]wow[12:24 AM]Crowley sold his soul for a longer dick[12:24 AM]pfft-[12:24 AM]I-[12:25 AM]I can't-[12:25 AM]I-[12:25 AM]OMG DUDE WHAT THE FUCK![12:25 AM]HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!![12:26 AM]his son is so disaponted[12:30 AM]Dam Crowley's son got flame[12:30 AM]holy shit Dean I swear to god you go all Lord of the Rings on this motherfucking blade I will pull a Tony Stark and take it way.[12:52 AM]Is this the Cas is a little girl episode?[12:55 AM]or not I'm laughing at Metron's discribtion of Cas[12:59 AM]Dean shush[1:01 AM]Dean Cas are having a domistic[1:01 AM]and Sam's trying to medate[1:08 AM]We hate men like you[1:08 AM]He's your Leader's bf who's a little off his rocker right now so shush[1:10 AM]Dean like the Fiddler on the roof[1:10 AM]It's canon[1:12 AM]Why is 6 afraid of 7?[1:12 AM]Cas: Prime number?????[1:12 AM]Sam: The fuck? that's like a 2nd grade riddle[1:13 AM]CAS KNOWS LOTRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![1:15 AM]SENSEBLE SHOES![1:16 AM][1:20 AM]Heaven: Your lame spring fling Cas is dead[1:29 AM]Cas is sooooo[1:29 AM]Dead[1:30 AM]R I P[1:30 AM]Punish him[1:30 AM]Both Cas and Dean go WHAT?[1:31 AM]WHAT! OMG OMFG[1:32 AM]Pfft-[1:32 AM]Oop[1:32 AM]Rip Dean[1:34 AM]He's in love[1:34 AM]with "humanity"[1:35 AM]Thanos quoted Metatron God Fucking dam it Dean Dean will be glad to know that the Cubs finally win[2:12 AM]Fuck you died again Dean[2:14 AM]"you put on the flag of heaven..."[2:14 AM]Nah he put on the pan flag and then rekt y'all[2:17 AM]Dean's dead for what the 809th time?[2:17 AM]He'll be back[2:17 AM]Time will tell[2:18 AM]Sam he's fucking dead[2:18 AM]D E A D[2:18 AM]But he'll be back[2:19 AM]Chuck can't answer the phone right now[2:21 AM]ok ngl the blade doesn't really look real. It's looks like a prop[2:21 AM]Also[2:22 AM]WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DEAN?![2:22 AM]HUH?[2:22 AM]YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA?[2:22 AM]NO[2:22 AM]NOT A GOOD FUCKING IDEA[2:22 AM]DUMB[2:23 AM]Ok the way they played the opening of season 10 boi that was good[2:23 AM]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[2:23 AM]New title card[2:24 AM]Ok so I saw this somewhere but[2:25 AM]Soulless Sam, Crazy Cas, and Demon Dean, (why the fuck are all these allterations?) all at the same time would have been a riot[2:26 AM]Cas has a cold[2:27 AM]Did I just get a read suggestion for Spn x male instert, twice in a row?[2:27 AM]YES! YES I DID![2:33 AM]THe look of relisation[2:35 AM]Cas drives like a grandma[2:36 AM]He got hannah carsick[2:36 AM]and now is also dying so[2:39 AM]Sam's gonna murder Crowley and Dean[2:39 AM]Slowly[2:39 AM]and painfully[2:40 AM]If Sam exrosised Dean? What would happen?[2:40 AM]Would he just drop his body?[2:41 AM]Or would he just straight up die?[2:44 AM]How do they keep the knives up their sleeves without stabbing themselves[2:49 AM]Dean your a fucking slut yes Sam stays quiet.[1:15 PM]Gets punch[1:16 PM]grunts[1:16 PM]"Proof of life,"[1:17 PM]OMG[1:17 PM]OMG[1:18 PM]20 y/o Dean[1:18 PM]yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![1:18 PM]He looks so young[1:22 PM]Ignore me just skipping all the like odd sexual sences because either they're weird or I'm very embarressed by them[1:26 PM]cas is about to fall asleep behind the wheel and crash[1:31 PM]Cas is asleep on the couch Words hurt[1:45 PM]YOU DON'T GET TO SAY SHIT Hahahahahahahaha[1:55 PM]Omg[1:56 PM]Smoke bombb[1:56 PM]Sam has an asmatha attack[1:56 PM]Dean just looks at him[1:56 PM]like WEAK[1:57 PM]This is payback[1:57 PM]THis is dumb[1:58 PM]YES![1:58 PM]THE PRINCESS BRIDE![1:59 PM]just heals[1:59 PM]Sam just shows up and mauls him with holy water[2:03 PM]Where the fuck did you bring him Sam[2:03 PM]What is this?[2:03 PM]HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAW[2:05 PM]Garilla man gorilla man[2:09 PM]It's DEPRESSION DEAN but he's more homosidal You went to fa[2:37 PM]*You went to far[2:44 PM]The music is like the Skywalker theme[2:47 PM]Lets play a high stakes game of hide and seek in the bunker[2:52 PM]HERE'S DEAN![2:54 PM]You don't want to play hide and seek anymore?[2:55 PM]Heal by hug[2:55 PM]-Cas[2:56 PM]Lillo and Stich?[2:56 PM]No[2:56 PM]Ey! IT WORKED[2:56 PM]IT WORKED[2:56 PM]IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!![2:58 PM]Good plan Sam[3:01 PM]WEREWOLVES OF LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![3:01 PM]AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![3:01 PM]AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![3:05 PM]Bitcoin[3:06 PM]Obama[3:06 PM]the ice caps Did I just skip a whole episode to avoid the cringe fuck yea[4:10 PM]The two of them with cougers is the funniest thing Ask Jeeves?[4:21 PM]More like Knives out[4:25 PM]I'm lactose intolerant[4:25 PM]Sam nice[4:25 PM]nice[4:30 PM]These ladies.[4:30 PM]Complaining about dating this guy who's 'ugly' But has an island.(edited)[4:31 PM]but thristing over Sam.[4:31 PM]Who's like I live out of my car[4:31 PM]it's not even my car[4:32 PM]It's by brother's[4:37 PM]"Not to mention Homosexuals"[4:38 PM]Don't mind me just DYING![4:38 PM]omg[4:38 PM]THE FLANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![4:45 PM]Dean shush[4:45 PM]your fine she's dead[4:50 PM]The snap of someone's neck sounds like a torilla chip Cas what did you do to Jimmy?[5:14 PM]I'm sorry your kinda hot but I don't like you Hannah[5:15 PM]Hannah just dropped her vessel[5:15 PM]rip[5:22 PM]ok sometimes I feel like I care more about the car then they do Crowley's mum?[5:30 PM]Crowley's mum[5:32 PM]The RETREAT[5:32 PM]HOW MUCH I hAVE HEARD ABOUT YOU![5:37 PM]THE 2 QUEENS![5:38 PM]Jodie's got hunting sense ON[5:38 PM]THE BOIS NO![5:38 PM]They all are gonna know y'all and blow y'all's covers no[5:40 PM]Jodie's about to comit murder[5:41 PM]dang CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![6:15 PM]YOUR VESSEL"S DAUGHTER"S IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![6:16 PM]Claire's about to murder your ass[6:17 PM]Lucifer popped your head[6:17 PM]Cas your not making this any better[6:19 PM]Yes he owns a tie[6:19 PM]No he's not gonna wear it right[6:21 PM]Missionary[6:23 PM]Claire's a vibe[6:24 PM]I'm vibing with Claire[6:27 PM]Ketchups a fruit[6:29 PM]Cas she stole your wallet[6:30 PM]EARTH GRAPHIC[6:30 PM][6:32 PM]Yes[6:32 PM]No[6:32 PM]You had to roast Sam like that[6:32 PM]Dean and you would vibe with this girl[6:32 PM]JUST VIBE![6:33 PM]IT"S A FRUIT[6:33 PM]Ask Sam[6:33 PM]dean and claire are on the same wave lenth[6:33 PM]ask sam[6:35 PM]yes[6:37 PM]You're offended over you worth in pigs?[6:39 PM]Rowna thought he was worth anything from 180-300 $[6:39 PM]and Crowley thinks he was worth any were from 300-500$[6:45 PM]He's a teddy bear and you would get along with his bf[6:47 PM]All three have been there done that[6:51 PM]Really love?[6:51 PM]I feel like that would be a stretch for y'all Charlie's coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![7:53 PM]go get ketchup[7:53 PM]it's hell of a lot better i like your sword char Bad Charlie and Meh Dean is not a good combo[9:10 PM]CHARLIE JUST TOOK THE IMPALA![9:15 PM]Charlie broke his nose[9:15 PM]DAM![9:15 PM]USE THE FORSE![9:18 PM]Can we pleasse give charlie bad charlie's outfit?[9:18 PM]PLEASE?![9:18 PM]She looked so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok the impalas a bench seat[9:30 PM]there's a couple inches differance between the two[9:31 PM]I know from experance that my grandma and grandpa are only a little bit shorter than me but when I pratice driving by pulling out their car I feel crampted in the front seats.[9:32 PM]so either Sam's crampted the whole time[9:33 PM]or Dean has a little stretch to reach the petals[9:34 PM]Fuk dean just got taken too[9:35 PM]YO![9:35 PM]It's 13 y/o Dean[9:38 PM]Spit it out[9:39 PM]How have you lived this long?[9:39 PM]Huh'[9:39 PM]How are u 30?[9:39 PM]How are you alive?[9:44 PM]Doess teenage dean have the mark?[9:44 PM]I would think but?[9:45 PM]TOLD Y"ALL SAM GETSS SQUISHED[9:45 PM]Also Dean should not be driving he doesn't look legal I’m watching you burn[10:03 PM]SHIT LITTLE SAMMY!!!!![10:04 PM]nvm[10:04 PM]You look amazing in a hoodie and nikes Sam did you really use COBAIN as your name[10:16 PM]jesus dude but they are listening to HOSTER!![10:36 PM]LIKE FUCK YEA[10:38 PM]Then they killed a guy the impala has a crank[10:59 PM]i mean duh[10:59 PM]but Charlie's not allowed to be dead[12:38 PM]she knew the rules and broke them Dean's about to kill Sam but[12:45 PM]I'm laughing so hard Don't mind me just refusing to watch 10 22 because Charlie died in 10 21 and I'm pissed[10:33 PM]like she knew the rules and broke them I'm forcing myself to continue watching and Dean is getting pulled over[11:03 PM]I also just told him to be a lawful citzen even though you aren't[11:03 PM]and he's getting arsetted on non existent charges[11:04 PM]They found the id stash[11:04 PM]ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[11:04 PM]dean used Freddy Mercury[11:04 PM]a known BI man as a cover[11:05 PM][11:07 PM]Sam has lured Crowley into a trap[11:07 PM]pfft[11:08 PM]Poor form even for you[11:08 PM]not my gun[11:09 PM]Petion to give Sam a hair tie[11:09 PM]Man bun that fucker man[11:10 PM]Dean's murdering a family and Sam's murdering Crowley[11:10 PM]What a world[11:11 PM]Die[11:13 PM]Bold words coming from you Sam[11:15 PM]Ginger whore[11:16 PM]Fucking Dean got captured by this fucking bitches[11:16 PM]you fucking dumbass[11:16 PM]both of you[11:17 PM]You can sorta see the camera in the relection of his eyes[11:18 PM]XXXXXDDDDDD[11:20 PM]I like that they stormed the bunker but no ones home because the ones who would be are DEAD![11:20 PM]and cas is where ever the fuck he is[11:22 PM]OH SHIT[11:23 PM]Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten, why for Can't take much more (Here we go, here we go, here we go now) One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again This is the end (Here we go, here we go, here we go now) One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Skin against skin, blood and bone You're all by yourself but you're not alone You wanted in and now you're here Driven by hate, consumed by fear Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Hey! Come! Hey! Come! Hey! Come! Hey! Come![11:24 PM]Don't burn the bloody photo I'm begging you[11:24 PM]Crappy taste my ass[11:25 PM]hes gay[11:26 PM]Dean's gonna raise holy hell on all because you burnt the pic of Mary[11:26 PM]Bringing holy hell on y'all[11:27 PM]Your dead buddy[11:27 PM]You killed Charlie and your gonna burn one of his only pics of his mom and Bobby[11:27 PM]Your fucking dead[11:28 PM]The man is covered in your family's blood and your mocking him about his sister's death[11:28 PM]not a good idea[11:29 PM]HOW MANY NIPPLES YOU GOT BOI?[11:29 PM]ttttttwo?[11:29 PM]Good Head shot![11:30 PM]Dean[11:30 PM]Brother[11:30 PM]blood[11:31 PM]think[11:31 PM]Don't kill the boi[11:31 PM]please[11:31 PM]what the fuck[11:31 PM]-_-[11:32 PM]he was a human[11:34 PM]you're being a dick right now[11:34 PM]he just broke cas' arm[11:35 PM]DO NOT KILL YOUR BF![11:35 PM]HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM[11:36 PM]wow you healed quik[11:37 PM]*quicke[11:37 PM]*quick[11:39 PM]I tend to read the summary of the up coming episodes and[11:40 PM]Shot interally from the inside of the impala[11:40 PM]Blah blah blah blah ghouls[11:42 PM]Sam hasn't completely fucked up a spell yet and Cas is an angel so[11:42 PM]you ain't either[11:43 PM]How about[11:43 PM]You give them the spell and they don't kill you[11:44 PM]I swear to god the fandom loves Baby more then they do

#spn #narration #new fan

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chanzicoup · 6 years

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A/N: I got this template from tenseoyong and I could not find the original creator to give proper credit to.

A = Announcement.- How do you tell him and the world that you’re expecting?

It was right around his birthday when you found out you were pregnant so you decided that would be the present you would get for him, after all he didn't want anything other than to spend some time with you so he wouldn't suspect a thing. The day of his birthday he had one last rehearsal before he could be completely free so while he was at work you went to the store and grabbed a certain shirt. The shirt said "Always read the fine print." and the words "I'm pregnant." in teeny tiny print.

B = Books.- Did he read the books?

He would buy books but never read them, forgetting they were even there after like three years and then selling them online.

C = Cuddles.- Who cuddles the baby more?

He would play with the baby more but since you would be more of a calm person than he was, you would cuddle the baby more.

D = Daddy.- His reaction to being called Daddy and it setting in.

He would get all cocky, a smug smirk coming on his face as he boasts about how handsome/pretty the baby is going to be because they have him as a father.

E = Empty.- Who goes to the store when you guys run out of supplies?

Y'all wait until the very last second to go to the store, meaning you guys go like every month or so and just buy in bulk so neither of you would have to go for a while. You both would go because there is just so much you guys get at once.

F = Feeding time- Who does feeding time?

He's another dad that'll turn eating into a game but while the baby is still young he'd feed them a bottle while swaying back and forth to music, probably making the baby spit up a bit every now and then.

G = Grumpy baby. - Who is better at dealing with a grumpy baby?

Jun would be better at distracting the baby when they are in a bad mood or at the doctors getting a shot meanwhile you are really good at putting the baby to sleep or quieting their cries when they wake up in the middle of the night.

H = How?- how many kids does he want?

Maybe just one, but if you two just so happen to getting pregnant again he would be as happy as the first baby.

J = Jokes.- best dad joke?

He doesn't have any good ones bc none of them ever make sense.

K = Kisses.- His favorite place to kiss the baby.

He bites their ear, but not with his teeth but with his lips so that he doesn't hurt the baby.

L = Little.- How he feels when he holds the baby for the first time.

He is a giggling mess and he is practically giggling with joy the moment the doctor hands the baby to him after you had just given birth.

M = Mommy.- what does he call you?

I feel like he'd wait a while to have kids so you guys are past the point in the relationship when you guys have silly pet names for each other so he'd call you "yeobo" (which is basically a term for 'sweetheart' but only for married couples)

N = Nappies.- who deals with the really bad diapers?

He would be the one doing it but that would be his job since the baby doesn't fuss as much with him.

O = Onesies- Who likes to dress the baby in ridiculous outfits?

I feel like Jun would dress the baby up in traditional Chinese clothing often such as for holidays or special occasions. I don't think it'll be silly but it's just really cute how he wants his baby to be exposed to their father's culture at an early age.

P = Pet names- names he calls the baby.

His "little dumpling" because they have those chubby baby cheeks.

Q = Questions.- How many questions does he ask the nurse?

None really. He tends to google a lot and then learn from experience.

R = Rely- what is the biggest thing you rely on each other for?

You both would enforce your native languages in the household, wanting your child to learn as many languages as possible.

S = Sleep duty. - who gets up when it’s really late at night?

You would. He would only wake the baby up more.

T = Trepidation.- fears as a new parent.

He's afraid that his child will feel pressured by him to become immersed in the culture their father has, he just wants his child to be proud of their heritage.

U = Ultra sounds.- His reactions to the ultrasounds.

As a reminder of the pregnancy announcement, Jun blows up one of the ultrasound pictures and puts it on t-shirts for you and him, making extras for your and his family and the svt members, who are very excited to be uncles might I add.

V = Values.- what is the most important value he wants to teach your child.

He wants his child to learn dignity, and that they shouldn't be ashamed of something that they love.

W = Water.- Who gives the babe the baths?

He would, it's like a mini water park with him and the baby.

X = X-mas- what do you guys plan for the holidays?

He would have a field day dressing the baby up as a little elf and he clad in a Santa costume but without the itchy white beard. He would set out mistletoe and purposefully step under it with the baby so then you would have to kiss the both of them.

Y = Yelling.- How many fights do the two of you get in?

Fights would mainly happen before the birth because you have raging hormones and Jun is stressed with trying to get everything ready for the arrival of the baby, most likely your water would break while you two were yelling and you pull Jun's hair when he's driving to the hospital.

Z = Zoo- How crazy is the house after the birth?

It's not really crazy but the baby would be one who loves making a mess out of something that you or jun just cleaned up, such as freshly folded laundry or put away toys.

~Blake

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venusparker · 7 years

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girlfriend!mj ↬ headcanons

this is so long but i love mj so much and i love queer characters and headcanons so here we go!! hope you like them. requested by @anonkidd

• so you would not like her at first

• she’s very intriguing but comes off as closed and cold at times

• she doesn’t try very hard at all because she feels no need to

• yet you two constantly butt heads

• y'all are sarcastic as fuck

• but it’s endearing in a way

• it’s never on the border of being rude or hurtful

• just banter

• ned and peter roll their eyes whenever it happens. y'all are too much.

• come on, y/n and mj—get a room already

• mj scrunches up her nose and goes

• shut up, loser

• LITERALLY YALL ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER

• YOU BOTH HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS

• decathlon practice is a nightmare

• everyone is sick of it

• except for liz, who thinks it’s adorable

• even flash—king of being annoying so he can keep up his reputation—is exasperated

• not even penis parker and i argue this much

• eat my shorts, thompson

• you can’t stand the fact that you guys actually have everything in common with each other

• she finds you very cute but never says anything

• she’s bad at dealing with feelings so she tries to show her affection by teasing you

• you guys sit next to each other on the bus so you can “get a better earshot of who’s talking shit”

• lies y'all just wanna be near each other

• you end up having a normal conversation and everyone’s Thankful™ that you guys have finally shut up and have just started whispering

• you guys actually have normal conversations all the time

• but it’s more fun to put on a show for everyone else

• neither of you know the other’s (exact same) intention

• she puts her books down for you

• s h e p u t s h e r b o o k s d o w n f o r y o u

• she’s taller than half the population and she teases you for it

• hope you’re ready y/n, do you need me to push the buttons for you in the hotel elevator

• ex cuSe?! me?! bitch—

• you two begin to fight all over again

• everyone on bus: groans

• peter and ned have a bet (only off of five bucks bc they’re both broke) on which one of you will make a move or admit their feelings first

• peter thinks it’s mj, ned thinks it’s you

• those two boys are the biggest supporters ever, they ship you behind your backs and made up a ship name

• sharing a hotel room

• you stay on your side of the room, and i’ll stay on mine

• what am i, mj? your dog?

• no because that’s objectifying

• feminism rants at 2 am that are peaceful because you guys are actually!!! agreeing!!! on something!!

• when mj wins the decathlon the next morning, you hug her so tight

• she blushes

• oh my god! i can’t believe—the trophy, mj, you won it for us!! i’m so happy i could kiss you.

• i don’t kiss on first dates

• ned and peter give each other a look

• during the elevator crash, you were on the ground with mj because you too did not want to celebrate something built by slaves

• after realizing you could’ve been on there and died, she contemplates telling you about her feelings for you

• but she doesn't

• for the first time in her life she’s nervous around you

• she’s very observant and analytic

• she keeps track of things you like and what you enjoy and hobbies you have

• she notices your new haircut and when you put on new jewelry or if you got your nails done or if those are new shoes—

• e v e r y t h i n g

• but she pretends like she doesn't

• you notice what books she reads

• you like to smile whenever she reads a book you’ve read before

• you like when she puts her hair down instead of in a ponytail

• but you don’t tell her that

• on homecoming night,

• you’re both alone

• she looks great as always

• she gives you the finger and you roll your eyes

• long story short, you danced together for one song and

• hey i have a crush on you

• you choke on your saliva and she pretends she didn’t say anything

• what?

• oh…uhm…i have a crush on you too, mj.

• MUSEUM DATES!!

• very simple nick/pet names

• y'all are so cute

• ned owes peter five dollars

• one of your first dates was protesting together

• DreamTeam™™™

• always understanding each other’s humour

• she sits with you at lunch

• nothing has changed except now she hugs you and calls you pretty

• call me soft one more time y/n see what happens

• she talks about you to her mom and dad

• A L O T

• she used to do this when she had a thing for peter but she’s moved on completely

• she used to talk about you before y'all started dating too

• her complaining = her actually gushing about you

• her mom going is she cute

• mj groaning and stomping up the stairs as she blushes

• VERY! she screams from her bedroom

• power couple of the year

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brodaveisbad · 4 years

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there’s gonna be obvious spoilers for the series also trigger warning for rape/rape attempts/mention, cisnormativity and all that shit. I’ll say when it’s coming up. — now bad yaoi anatomy aside, let’s review this masterpiece that isn’t really a masterpiece as you can see this is some yaoi anime called LOVE STAGE!! clearly, since it’s right up there in big pink letters. goddamn that’s bright i watched this a few years ago because some person i knew recommended it to me and swore that it was the best thing ever and even though i didnt really care for it i thought hey, why not give it a shot now let’s just start off saying that this anime is total bullshit so the main guy is the blonde twink here in the glasses. (is it just me or does it look like his glasses are fogged up and he needs to clean that shit) izumi, or whatever his name is. I don’t know. anyway he lives with his family which consists of well-known celebrities in their big ass house. his parents are actors and they constantly belittle him and push him away from his dreams because they’re pricks he’s an ‘otaku’ aka huge anime nerd, and his art sucks and he’s sweet and weird but pure so come on man don’t fuckin crush his dreams jfc. parents, man he also has a waifu named lala-lulu (what the hell kind of name is that) and has a body pillow of her the other guy here is a famous actor or something, I forgot his name. who the hell cares though his new name is douchey mcasshole because thats accurate and I’ll get to why later (and goddamn check out that seme yaoi face a++) –S P O I L E R– anyway they met when the twinks parents were doing a wedding commercial a long time ago when they were kids. mini douchey mcasshole was supposed to be the one who caught the flowers with some little girl but something happened and that girl couldn’t be there so they were like hey your kid looks like a girl (ugh) so he can fill her place so he did and he was nervous and kept fuckin up so mini douche who wasn’t much of a douche back then gave him a marble for good luck and they got through it they parted their ways and never saw each other again until the company that made said commercial decided they want them back to make a 10 year anniversary reprise or some shit the thing is though, after that commercial mr douche got a crush on izumi but only because he thought he was really a girl and he still fucking had it after all those years, and because he didn’t know and izumi was dressed up as a girl in the first commercial he had to do it again and he didn’t want to but his goddamn parents decided to force him into it like the pricks they still are also while the douche held onto the memory, izumi wiped it from his memory because the majority of it was a terrible experience for him AND he isn’t great at acting anyway so thats great so blah blah blah they get it over with and all that douchey mcasshole still thinks the twink a girl and is actually really nice until okay first let’s introduce this guy this is the twinks older brother who’s in a boy band or some shit and I don’t like him much because of what he did here but there’s something he’s pretty cool for that’s gonna come up some time after this (also he gave him the lala-lulu body pillow as a reward for getting through that commercial. what a good bro) anyway back to what I was saying –TW FOR CISNORMATIVITY/TRANSPHOBIA TOO MAYBE– (he isnt trans but still im just being safe here because of the dudes reaction is pretty…. yikes) basically after douchey mcasshole gives him a sweet, heartfelt love confession, izumis brother comes out and proves to him that he’s a guy by proving that he’s got a dick (ehhhhhh) and so douchey mcasshole gets pissed and hates him now for “"tricking”“ him and wasting his time or some bs like that (like i said, yikes) luckily it doesn’t bother izumi that much, but hes still disappointed that he isn’t the nice boy he met 10 years ago then some time later the douchebag realizes that he actually still likes him even though now he knows he’s a dude, so he comes over to get rid of those feelings by burning the fact that he’s a guy into his head so heres when things go to shit –TW FOR ATTEMPTED RAPE/RAPE MENT.– this fucker ends up chasing him around and makes him strip and those feelings don’t go away and instead take over, so tries to force himself on him which is not okay and why I fucking hate him so much luckily though izumis brother comes in and saves the day, thank god so hes stopped before he can really do anything and leaves out of sheer terror and izumis big bro hates him now and they both lost whatever trust they had for him Izumi locks himself in his room for a while but eventually leaves for school. there he sees the guy at the front entrance or something, the guy notices him and goes to talk to him. flashback time. twink is fucking terrified and RUNS. douchey mcasshole chases him, and izumi thinks hes gonna try that shit he did again. so he kind of escapes, but then some fucking. weird sumo wrestling dudes with animal heads are blocking the way and he can’t get trough (what the fuck) and yaoi douche catches up to him, then they spin away (I’m done) much to izumis surprise, he isn’t gonna try anything. he bows down on the ground and apologizes, promising not to do it again. so of course all of his trauma is dropped, he is magically not afraid anymore and forgives him. after this douchey is somehow less of an asshole and acts like a happy cutesy gay guy, and they even go on a date he even helps him out later with his entry for a manga contest thing. and Izumi, the twink, happened to promise his familys manager dude(whatever he is) or his parents or whatever that if he lost he would start his career as a star so of course since his art sucks ass he didn’t make it. poor guy. (im not gonna lie though. this shit looks worse than the bad anime art i made when i was 11. no fucking wonder he lost) so since im lazy as hell and I don’t feel like explaining the rest of the 10 episodes as a whole, im not gonna do that. skip skip so now he’s finally following his parents footsteps, everyone’s making a big deal about it and he gains popularity pretty fast. as everything’s going on he debates whether or not he has feelings for guys, douchey mcasshole specifically one day he accepts those feelings on that one day he has to hide from something and ends up in an area with this group of creeps. these creeps saw him on tv before or something, and don’t really believe that he’s a dude so they want to make sure. –TW FOR RAPE ATTEMPT AND CISNORMATIVITY, AGAIN– these guys hold him down, lift up his shirt and see his flat chest and are like aw man, hes really a dude. but then because he still looks cute to them or some shit they try pulling the same shit douchey mcasshole did so just as it’s about to happen again izumi realizes that he only wants douchey mcasshole, so he puts a stop to this and kicks some ass you go, man. (aw, our little twinkie is growing up) so he escapes, later runs into one of his nerd friends. they were supposed to hang out with some other guys but that didn’t go well since he was chased by fans earlier. and they talk about mr seme and it makes him think of his feelings more or something so he runs off to his house there he knocks on the door, tackles him, kisses him and says he wants to fuck so they fuck and that’s it, that’s the end. they fuck. douchey mcasshole finally gets the ass hes been craving and glasses twink gets the dick. the end, y'all. so what do i think is bs about this? the love interest dude is an asshole obviously, even though he acts like a fucking dork a lot of the time. because of his reaction when he found out izumi was a guy, the fact that he tried to rape him (twice, i didnt mention the second time because fuck that tbh) izumi left behind all of his fear and got over his trauma from what happened immediately which isnt even a thing that happens realistically he also ended up loving his almost-rapist and only truly accepting it when he was about to get gangbanged. and its kind of ridiculous how many times that shit almost happened to him. like, fucking hell, leave this guy alone. he ended up letting go of his dreams like his parents wanted just like that (practice makes perfect, my dude. keep drawing) there are some good things though, the art style is fine aside from the yaoi anatomy and the colors are alright. douchey mcasshole isnt really much of a douche a lot of the time and he does really care for izumi and there were some laughable parts, ive got to admit but jfc those sumo wrestling things, what the hell were they doing there? could they really have been more lazy so anyway i still think its bullshit

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chanzicoup · 7 years

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A/N: I got this template from tenseoyong and I could not find the original creator to give proper credit to.

A = Announcement.- How do you tell him and the world that you’re expecting?

He would find out by sneaking through some of your things. You had been acting strange lately with sneaking off to the bathroom in the mornings and hiding your phone from him. One day you leave your phone unattended so he takes this opportunity to see what you've been up to. Looking over your messages with your mother he's shocked to see you talking about you being pregnant and asking your mother for advice. He stared at the phone until you came back and when you saw his expression you knew the truth had come out. He would be scared because you two were still so young but he reassured that the both of you could do it with a long hug. Due to his fears he'd wait a while before telling fans, not because he doesn't think they would react positively but because that'll put a lot more pressure on the both of you.

B = Books.- Did he read the books?

He would read a book everyday. Mainly when no one else was around because he didn't want anyone to know he had absolutely no idea about what he's doing. I can picture him sitting up in bed at night using his phone as a flashlight and skimming through the pages of his third book this week.

C = Cuddles.- Who cuddles the baby more?

Sadly (but not really) for you Jungkook is hogging the baby all the time. You get the joys of giving birth and he's holding the reward lol. He would be laying the baby down in their crib but he just can't force himself to walk away and you find him gazing upon their sleeping figure and you find yourself joining him.

D = Daddy.- His reaction to being called Daddy and it setting in.

It would be an awkward adjustment for him, again, because of his age. He never thought he would become a father so soon but he didn't have a problem with it. Over time he would laugh whenever a fan or something called his "appa" instead of "oppa" as a joke and oops it's his new favorite thing.

E = Empty.- Who goes to the store when you guys run out of supplies?

He probably would. Just give him a physical list and he'll be off. He'd be the one to go because he's strong enough to carry the things home or to the car if he needs it. Who goes to the gym when you're a new parent?

F = Feeding time- Who does feeding time?

Since you both are new parents you two find our niche and stick to it. So the one that's best with feeding time is you because of motherhood shaping you into a practically new person.

G = Grumpy baby. - Who is better at dealing with a grumpy baby?

Let's be honest, neither of you are the best at it. You two would just pass the baby back and forth until they calm down and hopefully go to sleep so you two can as well.

H = How?- how many kids does he want?

He'd want two since he grew up with an older brother himself he wouldn't want his child to not have a sibling. Anything for than two may be too much for him, especially if he wants his children to be well rounded skill wise. His kids would have hobbies that require his presence for support like sport events or recitals, etc.

Jokes.- best dad joke?

"I don't need condiments on my food because I relish it." (He totally didn't steal this from Jin)

K = Kisses.- His favorite place to kiss the baby.

This might be weird but Jungkook would kiss his baby's ears a lot?? He'd nibble on them too just to make them giggle or something.

L = Little.- How he feels when he holds the baby for the first time.

When the baby finally arrives after nine long months he would be jumping for joy as the doctor's handed them over to him, you being too exhausted from labor to do it right now. The fact that he's a young father would be ignored for that moment as the little life is resting in his arms. He'd sing a lullaby quietly in his honey like voice and you'd end up falling asleep along with the newborn. He's just sitting in a comfortable silence now since the doctors are out of the room currently, this is when he'd whisper those "Famous Father Promises" where he swears to do his very best for his child and to always make sure they are happy. He'd be honest and mention that there will be moments where they'll hate each other but no matter what he'll always love them. He'd never admit it if you just so happened to wake up in the middle of it all and just pretended to sleep so he wouldn't stop.

M = Mommy.- what does he call you?

(@ smut writers ) He's a sub! fight me so when he calls you "mommy" you can tell if he means it innocently or ;)ingly.

N = Nappies.- who deals with the really bad diapers?

He'd complain about it so if you make him do it all you'll hear is his whines over your baby's so it really depends on how much you're willing to hear before you do it yourself. He makes up for it somehow though.

O = Onesies- Who likes to dress the baby in ridiculous outfits?

Jungkook's fashion sense consists of white shirts and timbs so there's not much for him to go off of. Your child's outfits would be pretty boring if you never take charge so if the baby is ever in a crazy uniform it's all of your doing.

P = Pet names- names he calls the baby.

He's "too cool for school" so he'd call his baby "B" like, "ayo, B! Time for a diaper change!" but as a big joke. Your child's nickname is a joke, congratulations.

Q = Questions.- How many questions does he ask the nurse?

Clearly first time parents over hear so he's ask every question under the sun, some of which you never would've even thought of but were thankful he did because you didn't know the answers either.

R = Rely- what is the biggest thing you rely on each other for?

Going off of what I said previously you both would rely on each other to know what to do when the other is drawing a blank slate. Let's say the baby has a stuffy nose, are they sick or is it allergies? Or if that isn't the situation let's say one of you has a problem at work and it's stressing you out the other knows how to ease the stress away. Hopefully.

S = Sleep duty. - who gets up when it’s really late at night?

You know how teenagers can live off of like two hours of sleep. Well that's something Jungkook never lost and he'd take care of the baby most of the night but he'd be taking a lot more naps in the car or in the studio when he wasn't doing anything for a few minutes.

T = Trepidation.- fears as a new parent.

Besides the young age at achieving fatherhood Jungkook would fear your relationship would change. Like suddenly you realize you didn't want to take such a big step in life with him and you decide to take your child and leave. It would never be something he wants to talk about out loud but if you two are in an argument about something he'd be the first to start crying and apologizing, even if he really was right.

U = Ultra sounds.- His reactions to the ultrasounds.

He's most likely never seen one before, so he'd generally ask a lot of questions about what was there. Where's the head? Is that a finger or...

V = Values.- what is the most important value he wants to teach your child.

He wants his child to learn that honesty is the best policy. He would enforce telling the truth and only get really mad if the child tried to hide something they did with a lie.

W = Water.- Who gives the babe the baths?

Jungkook would let you do it if you wanted to because let's admit neither of you want to get soaking wet or get baby soap in your eyes, even though it says no tear it still hurts like a mother trucker.

X = X-mas- what do you guys plan for the holidays?

He'd do whatever you or the BTS members planned. If you planned to visit your family then he'd do the same thing a few days later. He doesn't really know what he's supposed to do or if their is an unspoken rule of fatherhood during the holidays. But if your baby is still really small he probably wouldn't want to go outside much because he doesn't want them to get sick, but when they are older Daddy!Jungkook will teach your child how to start a snowball fight.

Y = Yelling.- How many fights do the two of you get in?

You guys would get into fights most new parents get into, which is mainly caused by stress from a new addition to the family and when you both go back to work to add on top of it all. After a fight you both would step back and take a breather, Jungkook would sleep on the couch or go to work depending on the time the fight happened. If it's nighttime and Jungkook's on the couch he'll get up to tend to a crying baby, not knowing you were already in the room. He kept quiet and thought about the fight and the words the both of you said during it. He would regret what he said and see that he was in the wrong and walk into the room, wrapping his arms around you and apologizing properly.

Z = Zoo- How crazy is the house after the birth?

It's a bit out of shape but it was just as bad before the baby came because y'all both just didn't feel like cleaning. After baby proofing everything in sight you and Jungkook promised to clean up more often in order to keep the household safe for the baby when they start crawling and walking around.

~Blake

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