#y'all idk what happened

[rythyme]

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

#also this post is not an exaggeration bc i literally saw this in a post today #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #<<< i'm not kidding what the HELL is happening in that show. how are they even still on air what season are they on #macdennis #I think that's the ship name idk. anyway i don't go here but y'all seem a little unhinged and i can't even blame you #theo.txt #100 #500 #1k #2k

[mobius-m-mobius]

How are people gonna take that?

OWEN WILSON as MOBIUS M. MOBIUS in LOKI S2x01

#owen wilson #mobius #loki #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #yeahhh go off babe #this line SLAYED and so did his look hey there side profile 👀 #the most beautiful man in existence... #like yes i absolutely need to hear every take he's got on the tva and what happens next for everyone there #and i need it with the superior s2 hair <33333 #also this was before he knew if he'd ever see loki again or not so... maybe some emphasis behind gods are dead idk... #(y'all have no idea how relieved i am to finally get a decent result trying to gif around the terrible filter on this scene lol) #marvel #loki s2 spoilers #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

[silvers-starrway]

So the wildest thing happened where @mactheactor decided to dub over (if that's even the correct terminology) the Chaos Sonic animation I made!!!!

I'm still in utter awe about this like, hands down the coolest thing ever I've been thinking about this non-stop. Hope y'all enjoy it as much as I do!!

#starrway art #sonic prime #chaos sonic #okay now that the nice text for the post is done AHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! #I've been screaming about this for the last 24 hours and the shock of it has worn down just enough for me to post this #NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS WOULD HAPPEN IN A MILLION YEARS???? #Sonic Prime is what got me on this long hyperfixation in the first place and I've met so many cool people in the fandom #and generally having a blast making art and it's been such a great time #so to then have Deven Mack come in and think that my stuff is awesome is such an insanely cool thing #it means a whole lot is what I'm trying to say haha #I do have to like microdose on this video because it makes me so incredibly happy that I get very overwhelmed by it #In a very good way though it makes me want to run laps outside #thanks to everyone I've met/interacted with so far being some of kindest people y'all are awesome #idk if this post is even like coherent I've been writing it in my mind for the past day because I have no idea how to even go about this #ok good night hehehe

[hazel2468]

I love how that person who was like "oh ew a Zionist" also has reblogged posts about not being antisemitic and buying into antisemitic conspiracies while ALSO like.

Reblogging posts about how Israel is a uniquely evil "colonial scar" and how Israel is "murdering children" and like. Literally straight up antisemtic shit.

Leveling criticism at Israel that positions it as a unique evil among all other countries and doing literal blood libel (IE, Israel murders Palestiaian babies in a way no other nation kills children) is FUCKING ANTISEMITIC. Israel is JUST A COUNTRY. It is JUST another nation, doing the shitty stuff that other nations do. And if you find yourself railing against Israel EXTRA hard right now, or ever, in ways that you do NOT rail against other shitty countries that do shitty things (and, I can't believe I have to say this, if you find yourself saying that the kidnap, rape, torture, and murder of any civilian ever is justified because "uwu this radical extremist group is freedom fighters"!) then you're a fucking antisemitic, racist bigot.

Like. It blows me away how so many people don't seem to see that Israel, the Jewish state (whether you agree with how it is run or not, whether you agree with how it came to be or not) gets SO MUCH MORE SHIT than other comparable shitty countries... Come on.

Because the alternative is that you DO see it. That you DO agree with all of those things that are STEEPED in age-old antisemitic conspiracy. And you agree.

#antisemitism #i/p #like #idk how to get it through to people #ESPECIALLY my fellow fucking AMERICANS #that Israel is... Just another shitty country #y'all are nowhere NEAR this loud about other shit going on #and there IS other shit going on #constantly #but i don't see you going after other nations saying they shouldn't exist #i don't see you saying China and everyone in it should be destroyed #fuck #I watched all of you say that we can't blame individual Russian citizens for what Putin and his fucking cronies do #but the SECOND Israel pulls some bullshit #you demand every jew in the world bow down and slurp on your cocks #people gor MURDERED in broad daylight on FUCKING VIDEO that the killers POSTED THEMSELVES #and you denied it happened #and then said well if it did happen they deserve it like #you could not be more obvious in your hatred for my people

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #154

CW: this one's pretty gruesome. read at your own risk 

Peter is a young child who's been kidnapped. His parents and/or his aunt and uncle were killed and he was taken. Along with a bunch of other little kids, he's been held captive and experimented on.

When the Avengers suddenly bust the kidnapping operation, the kidnappers try at the last second to destroy their research. They gas the small room where the kids are being held.

It's Iron Man who ends up blasting through. What he finds is horrifying. All but one of the children are dead.

The one who's left is just sitting among the bodies, crying, shocked, terrified. Iron Man carries him out of there, then once they're safe from the gas Tony steps out of the suit to comfort the kid while he's given oxygen.

Little 5-year-old Peter Parker imprints on his savior hard.

He just went through an unimaginable amount of trauma, then Iron Man burst through like an avenging angel. This is the first time he's ever felt protected in his memory. Tony holds the crying kid, and the kid can tolerate no one else near him.

This becomes a slight problem when they get back to base. But Tony can't find it in him to let SHIELD take the kid away, let them strip him of this one tiny bit of comfort. He keeps seeing all those other kids when he closes his eyes.

This one needs him right now. And if "right now" eventually becomes "this is my son," well. Who could've predicted that.

#sing it with me: codependency irl is bad but reading it in fic heals me on fundamental levels #give me separation anxiety peter! fiercely protective suddenly-a-parent tony! #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #btw sorry this is so gruesome y'all #cw: violence #idk is that the right tag? #just this image of peter being the only one of a whole group to survive wouldn't leave my brain #then him imprinting on his rescuer instantly #how tony might struggle with emotional vulnerability normally but wouldn't hesitate to comfort this child #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #also imagine the moment a few months in when peter finally asks tony to be his dad #tony (crying): sure I can do that #imagine a moment where tony tells peter about his own time being kidnapped #imagine what would happen if the kidnappers (let's say hydra) CAME BACK #queueueueue #see announcements

[callmehere-iwillappear]

just now realizing i never actually posted this so! chapter art from ch6 of my fic the idiot's guide to blindfold chess! only [checks notes] like two weeks late </3

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #leo #rottmnt leo #my art #fic art #idiots guide #WHAT WAS MY TAGGING SYSTEM EVEN!!!! this happens EVERY time #y'all swords are so hard to draw good </3 if there's issues no there aren't #uhhh what else what else. idk. again this happens every time idk how to sign off lmao

[genericpuff]

me in the last couple days leading up to new rekindled updates:

me after rekindled updates and i see everyone's reactions and tags and theories which makes it all worth doing it over again:

#here we go to episode 46 #episode 45 was such a ride for me to write and draw fr #i'm so glad y'all liked it #i'm seeing more speculation than ever about persephone's character arc and it's filling my heart with so much joy #because y'all are already piecing shit together #you're just missing the last piece #idk what's gonna happen once it's found #but i know for sure the journey getting there is gonna be worth it #lore rekindled #lore rekindled comic

[dragonsballsz]

i like to joke "when ur sad just think of goku" but like. yesterday i was sad and i thought of goku and it worked.

thanks goku <3333

#dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball gt #dragon ball super #son goku #kakarot #dopamine is stored in the goku #fr tho asking yourself ''what would goku do'' can genuinely help #bc sometimes the answer is honestly just ''get back up and try again'' or ''find a silver lining'' or something #i mean sometimes the answer is also ''throw a senzu bean at it and see what happens'' but you know what #maybe sometimes your problems need senzu beans too #idk the metaphor's kinda falling apart i just love goku a lot y'all #fun fact: we live in the only reality CONFIRMED to have goku in it!

[xwonderlandresidentx]

I just saw a post on pinterest calling everyone who was annoyed by all the T*ylor Sw*ft reaction cuts during the Super Bowl misogynists and I left a couple comments about how she just sucks actually so I think I might need y'all to pray for me

#i mostly sorta neutrally dislike her #and i normally keep my opinions about her completely to myself #to stay away from any of the discourse #so ive never seen a swifty dogpile #only heard the stories #so idk what might happen to me #if i suddenly go missing y'all will know the truth lol #anti taylor swift

[dazai-on-my-mind]

I keep getting notes about how others see Aroace Dazai AND YET THERE'S NO POSTS ON IT????

Like where are the analysis about Dazai feeling disconnected from humanity and how things like love and sexual desire are two of the main things that people say make us human (incorrect but not the point). Why is no one talking about the vulnerability required to even participate in a romantic or sexual relationship???? Dazai Osamu the man whose bandages serve as an allegory on how he won't allow anyone to come too close and see underneath his facade.

And as much as I keep thinking about the nurse scene and Chuuya's threats to send Dazai's address out there are still multiple plausible explanations that aren't related to him having a sexual relationship with any of those women.

#its hard having the correct opinion on anything ever 😔 #but somebody's gotta do it #I'm running on like 4 hours of sleep idk what's happening rn #my head huuuurts #I still stand by that scene in the hospital being a hot and heavy make out #the man was shot y'all c'mon #also Dazai is Dazai he probably just asked those women for a double suicide 😔 #i hope someone with better analysis skills picks up on this because its driving me insane #there's so much here to dissect #AND THAT'S JUST THE MANGA/ANIME #i haven't read the light novels so who knows what more is there #im so tired #anyways more to come #because this is driving mw insane #aroace dazai #aro dazai #ace dazai #aroace headcanons #aroace #cory talks bsd

[never-ending-fanfic]

Girl Math this, Boy Math that, what about Writer Math where I post Whumptober even though October is over

#I am so freaking behind y'all #I'm so sorry I don't know what's happening #I do want to #I do have ideas #but I can't write #physically #must be some nasty block #idk #bear with me #because I will finish everything #I promise you #thank you for your never-ending patience #←pun #star wars rebels #star wars #alexsandr kallus #kallus #agent kallus #garazeb orrelios #zeb orrelios #whumptober2023 #ai less whumptober #writer problems #fanfic writers #star wars fanfic #star wars fanfiction #star wars rebels fanfic #swr #sw rebels

[luvevee]

Ok so I get the theory that Kieran is being influenced by the toxic chain after a certain point of the story and yeah there's something with it going on but it's ok to pair that + him just being an emotionally unstable kid with neurodivergent coding. Like there's no need to pick either one, both can go in hand 🤷‍♀️

#idk i've seen people getting really pissy if you agree with one theory but not the other #'um the people who think it's the toxic chain are so dumb' or maybe it's a very valid thought because that's what happened to the L3??? #like he's like 14 or something y'all telling me when you were that age certain things didn't make your fucked mental state worse? #because damn personally undiagnosed adhd paired with outside influence fucked my ass up for life #pokemon kieran #pokemon teal mask spoilers #pokemon teal mask #vevee posting 💜

[heymacy]

Macy!! Hi!!

Thoughts on YQHBR Ian booping Mickey? <3

DRISH! HI!!!

boy oh boy do i have thoughts. in fact, i even wrote a little something about it 😉 i give you, YQHBR: boop edition

**

Mickey stretches, twists his torso and legs like he’s wringing out a sponge. Bleary eyes blink awake, squinting against the sunlight beaming through his window.

He sighs. Good morning.

It’s April 1st. The day of fools. He already feels like a fool, if he’s being honest, every day of his life. But that’s something he can sort through later. Right now he has some catching up to do.

He rolls over in bed and grabs his laptop where it rests on the dresser. He pulls it into his lap, flipping open the screen and waiting for it to light up. When it does, it’s less than a minute before he’s logged into tumblr.

What….what the fuck?

There’s something new on his screen, right at the very top. It isn’t an ad, at least he doesn’t think so. He clicks it, hesitant, and nothing happens.

Hm. Strange.

He decides to consult the one tumblr expert he knows.

fcku-up: what the fuck is this thing on my dash eternitysgate: good morning to you too, sunshine

It’s been a week and a half since they’d started talking. They were friends now — not IRL, but something close — and talked nearly every day. It was becoming an integral and beloved part of Mickey’s daily routine.

Ian had been on tumblr longer than anyone Mickey knew. Except maybe Cassie. But he wanted to talk to Ian.

eternitysgate: it’s called boop eternitysgate: i think it’s an april fools thing eternitysgate: they do something like this almost every year eternitysgate: one year you could spam people’s pages with digital crabs fcku-up: crabs? eternitysgate: yep. little orange crabs fcku-up: lovely fcku-up: so what do i do? eternitysgate: click “opt in”

Mickey does as he’s told. Waits. A few minutes later, he checks his notifications.

eternitysgate, staysmashed, oliviasmiddlepart, and 6 others boop boop boop

He takes a screenshot, crops it, and sends it to Ian.

fcku-up: explain eternitysgate: lmao eternitysgate: who else booped you?

Mickey checks. Cassie twice, Victor, Liv, Zoe, and Ian 4 times.

fcku-up: you, mostly eternitysgate: excellent 😇 eternitysgate: now you boop back fcku-up: this is silly eternitysgate: boop me back, bitch 👊🏻 fcku-up: 🙄 eternitysgate: go to my blog, click the little paw. but don’t accidentally unfollow me or i’ll cry for a thousand years fcku-up: 🖕🏻

Mickey clicks on Ian’s username and opens his blog. There, in the navigation section, is a little orange paw. He clicks it.

You’re about to boop eternitysgate

And then, below it, in a purple oval,

boop

He sighs. Clicks it. A tiny green box shows up at the bottom of the screen, altering him to the fact that his boop had been sent through.

eternitysgate: BOOP BOOP BITCH fcku-up: you are a child eternitysgate: I AM A GOD eternitysgate: you don’t understand mick, i’ve been doing this for an hour and a half and i’ve never felt more alive fcku-up: happy for you eternitysgate: oh come on, you know you love it eternitysgate: now go boop cassie back or she’ll come whining to me about it fcku-up: FINE 🙄

** 

It’s been two hours and, much like Ian, Mickey has never felt more alive. He’s been booping almost the entire time, his meter ticking up, up, up. He’s booping friends, mutuals, strangers, people he’s seen in his notifications and people he’s never seen before in his life. Anyone and everyone.

He and Ian are in what the user base has declared a “boop war” — flooding each other with boops, not caring if the other person boops back first. It’s madness and Mickey can’t stop laughing.

There are memes now. Viral posts made mere minutes ago. He’s never seen anything like it, never been a part of anything like it.

eternitysgate: boop me again and i’ll fly to chicago and boop you IRL fcku-up: is that a threat or a promise? eternitysgate: both

Mickey bites back a grin. 

eternitysgate: do you think they’re gonna keep this around after the day is done? fcku-up: idk, maybe fcku-up: part of me hopes they do eternitysgate: it would be a never-ending war eternitysgate: wake up every morning, ride into battle fcku-up: eventually you’d admit defeat eternitysgate: HA! not likely

It goes on like that for hours. They talk for the entire day. It isn’t all about boops, little tidbits slip in between the cracks – what did you have for lunch? how’s your sister? do you have to work tonight? – but the main focus is this inane game they’re playing, this innate sense of bonding they’re experiencing with each other and everyone else.

Mickey can’t help but feel like he’s a part of something, finally. In this game, and in the grand scheme of things. He has friends. Mutuals. People that want to engage with him. Acknowledge him.

To see and be seen.

The sun set ages ago. Mickey is beneath the covers, laptop on his thighs. He boops Cassie, then Liv. Then goes and super boops Ian, followed by an evil boop. He wishes there was something higher than an evil boop, but alas. He decides to send another.

eternitysgate: stop evil booping me you bastard fcku-up: never shoulda told me to opt in, bitch eternitysgate: god i’m gonna miss this fcku-up: they might keep it eternitysgate: in case they don’t, i just want to say – it’s been a pleasure booping with you 🫡

Mickey smiles. Rolls his eyes. Can’t help but find Ian, as always, painfully endearing.

fcku-up: you too, nerd

#IDK WHAT HAPPENED I BLACKED OUT #i miss them so much #and i miSS YOU DRISH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH and i love seeing you back on my dash #i hope y'all enjoy this one #maybe this is the motivation i need to get my ass back in gear and give y'all the final chapter + epilogue you deserve #we shall see #ANYWAY #ILY #BOOP #yqhbr

[skrunksthatwunk]

yusuke's big ol doe eyes

bonus (SICKENING!!!!!):

#he's not even kuwabara's height in them but he's closer #also yusuke's outfit here is like. exactly what i wore for the last two years of high school basically every day #he permanently altered my fashion sense and now it's looping around to me altering his. oh how the turn tables. woe platforms be upon ye #also if you think the anime-realism jumpscare panel looks bad it's part of the bit and if you like it it's bc i tried so so very hard #anyway yusuke *I* think you look very scary in your big clonky platforms ok. there there buddy shhhh #they're stupid. :) #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kuwameshi #yusuke urameshi #kazuma kuwabara #kuwabara kazuma #urameshi yusuke #also i gave him piercings bc uhhhhh uh um uhhhhh i think they look cool sorry. gender envy yusuke #skrunkart #joji kazama voice: [Beautiful Eyes.] now THATS for the rgg audience there we go i haven't forgotten y'all #yet another instance of me trying to make just like a regular kuwameshi sketch page and getting derailed #it's happened like 3 times which means i probably have enough for a sketch dump on accident lol #so that'll happen soonish probably #maybe in like. 2 hours idk. maybe not for years who knows #forces them to be mushy JUST A LITTLE BIT #they're cute to me... and i had to draw them actually together bc i realized i never make stuff of them Actually together :( #so they getta kiss god bless

[negrowhat]

Part 1 of the Red Peafowl DRAMA

#idk what's happening y'all #red peafowl the series #red peafowl

[panevanbuckley]

the pipeline from larry stylinson to lestappen shipper is something i would love to study

#like idk if y'all notice it as much here but on f1 tiktok?? it's crazy and i love it #no idea what happened to make us all graduate from the perpetual hell of larry to lestappen but it's happened #f1 #formula 1 #one direction #lestappen #larry stylinson #1d #out here outing myself as a past larry stylinson shipper. what about it?