#ya girl was going through some Things(tm)

[evilminji]

Thinking About Ghost Writer's Library ( o.o)

Yeah, that's right folks! It's ya girl! Back on her bullshit, with PONDERING TIME. But like? GW? Is AT BEST? Somewhere around Victorian or Edwardian, given his aesthetic, right? And? Granted! It COULD be, he just vibes SUPER HARD with this Hot New Look(tm).

But like?

He is Baby.

They basically ALL are Baby. It's the... no, A(!) Baby area of the Zone. A place where sentient life is JUST sort of beginning to happen. On the COSMIC, INTERDIMENSIONAL, scale of things. What, after all, is a MERE few millenia? When the average is counting things by Eons? And even WORSE? When your ENTIRE COUNTRY and HISTORY is? What... CENTURIES?

Zygote. You are not but an infant. Back to daycare with you.

Which of course, leads the baby sitters. Even the occasional Adult. SOMEONES got to watch them. But it's not like THEY want to volunteer their eternity. They have Obsessions to follow. And there are A LOT of Baby Zone's to watch! More forming every day! The great dance of Life And Death etc etc, Yada yada!

Who's being punished? Make them do it! *Clockworks in long term plan*

But! Not the point here! Though fascinating to consider! The POINT? GW->Baby. His Library? Larger then then any Earth libraries, yes. But! Still SMALL. A BABY'S collection of books! Still growing. And for all his bragging and posturing? FAR from the Zone's BEST Library.

It likely doesn't even get to make the LONG FORM list.

Which Danny? Who is STILL banned? Quickly figures out. Because? Amity Library is... DECENT. It's working with the funding It's gotten dispite the damage ghost fights have done. Danny loves that library. He does. But... he also? Kinda has run out of things to READ.

And like HELL is he gonna BEG to enter GHOST WRITER'S Lair. Mister "Love Christmas or I'll torture you with it" can SUCK [REDACTED] and shove it up his [REDACTED BUT WITH VIOLENCE THIS TIME]. So? He asks, vaguely of course, Mr. Ho the librarian what he should do.

The man practically froths at the mouth at the thought that there is some BASTARD denying children books over PETTY PERSONAL BULLSHIT. Wants to meet this guy out back. "Talk books". Mr. Ho is like a bazillion years old and a tiny grandpa, he's amazing and Danny STILL kinda wants to be him when he grows up.

But since Danny won't let him deck Ghost Writer. He shows him how too look up other libraries in the area. Which... sparks An Idea(tm). He thanks his favorite librarian and races home. Makes a Bee Line for the Far Frozen.

Can he LOOK at the Infinity Map, Frostbite? He knows taking it is only for Important Events, but... why, you ask? Well...*explains*

Which is how he ends up, with a pen and paper, watching Trained Yeti Map Makers(tm) quickly sprawling out Map after Map, as Frostbite (who is apparently the only one AUTHORIZED to do this, who knew?) formally asks the Map in? Weirdly specific and oddly phrased ways, for the best libraries? Huh?

Ooooh! Frostbite is authorized because he's the only one TRAINED in the exact workings of the Map. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense. When Danny was using it, it dragged him at like Mach bajillion all over the place and he had to keep rephrasing things.

So? He can go now, right? Since he has the directions?

What do you mean "not quite"?

Danny finds out he needs an "Adult Escort". Because he is Baby. And much like children can not fly to Peru alone from halfway across the globe, so too, they can not LEAVE the baby zones to travel through Adult Territories where they could get Ended by accident, WITHOUT Adult supervision. Safety first!

D:< He just wants BOOKS!

Fine! Clockwork is old as BALLS! Older probably! He's LITERALLY TIME! How's THAT for OLD, huh?! Can he GO NOW!? He just wants to check out their ghostly sci-fi section! He's curious AF! He bets they have ALIEN Sci-fi! Come oooooooon!

Clockwork, of course, let's himself be dragged along. Because this is hilarious. AND going to terrify so, SO many assholes. Which is Funny :)

Danny gets his library card to *Unpronouncable without several neck bones humans do not have*, which is the size of Jupiter's BIGGER BROTHER. It isn't even the "Best" library. Just the closest. Danny has a manic... everything, the Fenton blood is strong with this one. So Many Booooooooks~!

And yeah, school books or whatever, probably a great learning resource.

BUT THE SCI-FI AND COMICS SECTION! It goes on for MILES! LITERAL MILES! *incoherent noises of joy*

Needless to say, the Librarians think he's ADORABLE. Such an eager reader! And so SMALL! A BABY! Look at his lil hands~! Be careful with the books, okay sweetie? Oh heck yeah! He WILL be!

And obviously? He gaurds those books with his LIFE. That's his Premium VIP Celebrity Gucci Bespoke Comics of The Multiverse Access! You'll have to pry it from his multi-dead, still smoking, Ended 5Ever hands!

The problem with THIS is?

Even with careful book covers? Those are CLEARLY glowing books. Like... day glow. Unnaturally glowing. The OTHER problem, is UNLIKE that baby GW? Adults can make their books multilingual. OMNILINGUAL. Is this book in French? Or Ainu? Yes. If it's YOUR language, then that's what you're reading in. Is it a bit clunky at times? With things that don't translate well, having to be explained in side notes? Yes. But better then not being able to read them at all!

And of course, comfort and repetition breed mistakes. You get too used to doing something. Forget you're supposed to be HIDING it. Maybe you go to college. Maybe the world moves on. You bring down a government agency with your friends. Become an infant king, much to the unspeakable alarm of the adults who SHOULD have been watching and protecting you. Maybe you have WORDS with them. Who's to say.

You're tired. It's been a long month.

You just want your coffee and a snacky lil treat. Something yummy for the you. Surely you've earned it, right? You've been good. So you take your sweet new alien sci-fi epic, your scrunkly feral Racoon lookin self, and you crawl like the half dying man you are. Towards the sweet relief of sugar and caffeine. Pride? You don't know her. Gib the coffee or you bite.

Unfortunately! There is some shitty "the Youth Today blah blah blah, let try and catch them of gaurd with loaded questions to prove my point and make a whole generation look dumb" reporter on campus. You see them out of the corner of your eye. They clearly think you are the weak link.

They are making their way towards you, mic raised.

Ah. Tragic, they have chosen death.

Before they can reach you, you raise your voice and not so much throw them under a bus, as drive the bus over THEM. Because THIS Coffee shop is the Punk hangout spot. And you've made casual friendly acquaintances with the six foot something, Sam clone from Scotland, whose life goal seems to be "Fight God".

And THESE fine folk DEFINITELY want an interview :) Have Fun, Thorn!

Needless to say, the clips go viral. With Danny sitting in the background, coffee and muffin achieved. Minding his business. Reading his glowing book. Which everyone ignores, on campus. Because EVERYONE knows Danny can make things glow! It's his weird minor power. Some lab accident in his teen years. NBD

But like... no body ELSE "knows" that. So it attracts attention.

Which would be FINE.... if he was reading an EARTH book.

But he's NOT.

And someone recognizes it.

Maybe it's Martian. Kryptonian. Could be Asgardian. Depends on the crossover you want! Because it could be ANY crossover! Lost books. Not just the Great Classics(tm) that people like to save. But the silly ones. The small ones. The equivalent of dime store novels and cheap drug store comics. Children's books. Banned books. The things Powerful People tried to erase from history itself. The things TIME tried to erase, with the fall of nations and the coming of war.

The destruction of worlds.

All of it there.

Imagine it. Standing on a planet, far from the world that was once your home, KNOWING in your heart that everything is gone. Everyone. That NOTHING but what you carry with you remains. And looking up one day to see, in the background of some average and silly video? Not "War and Peace" or "Great Expectations" or some other likely exported peice... but? Some youth reading that overly dramatic trashy sci-fi book that your cousins wouldn't stop raving about. The ones all the adults were SICK of hearing about.

It would NEVER have passed the bar for export.

It was silly and embarrassing but culturally significant.

It's... it's right there.

How?

Wouldn't the desperation that fills you be suffocating? Are there others? Is that an original? How is it here? How can he READ it? Who taught him? Who IS he? Is he one of us? Where? How? HOW?! Please. PLEASE!

And Danny? Would have no idea! :)c it's great~

@hdgnj @hypewinter @the-witchhunter @ailithnight @mutable-manifestation @nerdpoe

#dpxdc #dpxmarvel #dpxanybody #dp prompt #go nuts folks #minji ponderings

[mushangaa]

Metal

2024/02 (full view) Water | Earth | Metal

Frida, the oldest, her element is Metal and boy does she know how to use it in combat. But instead of cold grey I went with a more loving interpretation. And Bismuth vibes. Iridescent Bismuth has all them colours of her sibs in it too. I talked a bit about her element in relation to Raphaels element (fire) in this post.

And I shall ramble some more in general under the cut.

I just love Frida, or rather the Frida I cooked up in my head since we never got her properly in rottmnt. She is rather mature and responsible, she has a lot of things to keep on top of on the farm and is very business about it, thankfully she shares that load with Raphael, the other oldest sibling TM. But beneath all that she is also a bit of a gremlin like the rest of the fam, she just grew up a little too fast in some ways, but she has not let go of all of that and beneath her mature ways and responsible behaviour there is still a mischievous lil girl that sometimes will engage with the pranks of the youngest or get into some shit with the twins or convince Raph to shenanigans if she feels he has been wound up to tight lately - or full on brawl with him with reckless abandon since those two can't hurt each other that easily since they are matched in strength so Raph can let go a lil of his control and so can she. And like I dunno how to properly explain it in English but Bismuth gains it's fancy colours when it is subjected to moist air (just like silver turns black after a while and so on) and normally it is just grey and I like to relate that to Frida who is a very dark bluegreen black hue and likes simple clothes and muted colours but on the inside she is just as colourful as the rest of them you just gotta give her room to get out of her shell so to speak and be a little less restrained just like you have to dig up Bismuth for it to become colourful. She also normally does not do dresses, she gets one in her family portrait here but usually she tries to not be too femme on clothes, for one she does not like skirts and dresses too much she has a lot of farm work and loves riding, neither of those make dresses practical to her and she'd hate for her father to buy her fancy stuff only to soil or rip it needlessly. She also kinda really dislikes how she gets treated if she does go with more femme clothing - see she is the oldest daughter and a great deal of their yokai neighbours and those in town have a lot of opinions about that. Like how she is approaching the age of needing to be wed and settle down. Or how she is a bit too headstrong and opinionated for a female. Or how she needs a strong hand to reign her in obviously since her poor wifeless dad obviously raised her too much like his boys and yadda yadda and if she does then lean more into her femininity they are all over that since now that.. that is more proper isn't it? Isn't it better like this? She looks so pretty. Anyway so like Frida does not reject her femininity in general but she totally rejects how people around her define it for her and there have been some hands thrown in the past with neighbour boys who tried to court her and on one beautiful occasion Splinter roundhouse kicked a neighbour through the east wall (which the whole family happily repaired together) of their farmhouse after he made some implications about her biological clock ticking and whatnot and maybe wedding her to one of his sons before nobody wants her no more. That all is to say, Frida doesn't exactly do dressed but she does this dress. She calls it her "dress I own for your funeral if you don't mind ya business"-dress. It has magpie colours and shimmers a bit in light, the bottom part has some white flowing feather like applications in there. She fell in love with that one so Splinter got it for her for the special occasions. Frida also is the only one of her siblings who inherited her dads eyecolour.

#Havethetouchart #artists of tumblr #the unicorn paradox #traditional art #inks #rottmnt AU #tmnt iteration #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt Frida #art #havethetouch #the unicorn paradox illustrations

[onmyyan]

seeing the surge of Delmont brothers content on my feed has my brain churning so I have arrived once more to feed content/ideas

Its high key inspired by the prev anon talking about wanting to cuddle with the boys but I just love the idea of being spoilt rotten since I've never experienced it personally skjfdh

If you're following me so far, consider- princess treatment from the boys. Like Sugar Daddy TM level treatment.

Caspain would never let his darling raise a single hand when he's around. He'll put on a full spa treatment for you, using those skillful hands of his to work out the knots in your shoulders and spine. I mean- he works with dough plenty enough that it's no problem for him to reduce you to a mess. I can also just see him on his knee, taking your foot in his hand and sliding on heels- new ones he's just picked up just for you. How does he know your size? Because practically every other fancy piece of clothing you own was a gift from him. Just imagine his large hands carefully fastening a necklace on his darling, warm fingertips lingering for second before he'll lead them downstairs for a full 3 course meal he's made and a night of fun together out in the town. Show, movie, the whole works!

With Gabe around there's no shot that you drive anywhere. You leaving work? He'll pick you up. Hanging with friends? He'll drop you off AND pick you up afterwards. Delete your uber and lyft app from your phone because there's no shot he'll let some random person take HIS darlin around. He's pulling up in a custom car he's been working on, the pristine V6 engine purring like a kitten by the time you exit your house/apt. Gabe'll be waiting against his car, relishing the opportunity to open the door for you and greeting you with a kiss. If you're hanging with others then he takes the extra steps to escort you to your ride, a firm hand guiding you by the small of your back. Lowkey, okay, maybe high key enjoys the sugar daddy position and just giving you small orders like having you leave your coat at home so you can wear his jacket or having you put on the new choker he's gotten you before he'll arrive to pick you up. Seeins his girl be so good for him just gets him going, ya know?

Ricky finds the retail therapy to be relaxing, especially after a long day of work. Hell, if the work day is real bad I can see him in his office absentmindedly scrolling through his phone while he multitasks- if just to look for new things he wants to put you in. And when going out to shop with you in person, the guy gets a free show, having you do a lil twirl so he can take in all angles so there's no complaints from him. And when he sees the smile on your face??? The shine, the sparkle in your eyes when you find a new scent you want or a blouse that's practically made for you- the mere sight of it melts the tension in him instantly. What he really loves though, is taking out the frustrations of the day on your clothes- the very same one's he's bought for you! The sounds of your torn buttons clattering to the floor as he gets his helping of sugar from you is practically music to his ears. No need to worry though, he'll happily replace them if you behave~ Or don't behave, he'd probably like that better tbh- if just so he can show you who's in charge.

Marcos has expensive tastes as is but with the extra money he makes selling drugs he's more than capable of giving you proper princess treatment. Think VIP lounges and tables at fancy restaurants, he'll even pay a lil extra under the table so you get some much needed privacy for some one on one time... or imagine him presenting you with the prettiest pair of earrings you've ever seen... before quickly turning away so he could wipe the blood off of them proper. Best not to ask about where he gets some of the fancy shit he gives you, the challenge of physically getting the stuff he gives you just appeals a little more than clicking a button on his phone or swiping his card. That aside though, he'll take you wherever you want and likes giving you freedom to dress however you'd like so each time you get together he'll get a cute lil surprise by seeing how you put his lil gifts to use. Out of all the brothers he'd buy you the least amount of clothing, preferring to have you in the fancy stuff he already owns and wears since it really makes him feel like your his.

Manny takes a while to realize that the two of you are in a real sugar daddy kinda thing lol. For him it's only natural to go 110% and spoil your one and only soulmate. When he does realize that his darling really likes that princess treatment though he's going all out. He'd travel the world together, staying and banging in only the finest of hotels and airbnbs. All that romantic stuff you see like people riding gondalas or having dinner at the top of the Effiel tower? He wants to do that with you and will. Probably the least dommy bout spoiling his princess bc he just really wants affection, okay? Not like you could ever deny the puppy dog look he gives you when the guys practically begging for you to try on a new set of lingerie for him.

FLAWLESS OMGDNDMX DMD SLSI S.DI LOVE????? THANK YIU

#delmont brothers

[nerdyvocals]

@look-at-those-niceass-rocks and I finished our watch (their first, my... eighth???) of Julie and the Phantoms the other day (*cough* over a week ago *cough*), and like the previous two times, we had some unhinged things to say about it. This one's a bit shorter as we only had episodes 8 and 9 left, but if you enjoy our dumbassery, rest assured, we'll be watching the Descendants franchise next!

Honorable mention: us spending the first 20 minutes of our call trying to find the first two posts because the blog search engine simply Does Not Work.

Captions: [Whimsical music plays] Me: Whimsical music GAYS, OHHHHHHH

*Flashback of the Hotdog Incident (tm)* Bee: Street meat street meat street meat Me: Are you saying "straight meat"??? Bee: NO!

Ray Molina : *is very engaged with his son's ghost dip theory* Bee: The Bandit Heeler energy on this man

Julie: *outside the Patterson's house* Me: Do you have tissues?? Bee: Uhhh, yeah, next to me? Me: Good Bee: Oh boy

*cue lots of sniffling over Unsaid Emily*

Bee: You can tell their prefrontal lobes stopped developing at 17 Me: Yeah, I guess that happens when you die? Brain stops growing?? Bee: hehehe brain machine broke

Julie: What the heck??? Me: Let Julie say fuck! Bee: Of all the characters, Julie should get to say fuck

Me: Finale time! Any predictions? Bee: Oh god, I don't think I could outdo the pink ladies one, uhhh

Bee then spends the next minute and a half being a prophet (in a sense): 1. Alex is going to get a very dramatic on-screen kiss with Seth Clearwater because otherwise I will be Upset 2. In the same way they become Real-or like. Where people can see them-when they play, they will find a way to be corporeal where they can touch each other 3. I think there should be a dance fight with-oh, fuck, what's his name? Evil ghost man?? With his Ghost Cocaine???

Alex and Willie: *emotional hug* Me: WAIT PAUSE. *zooms in on Alex's hand* I think I have that ring. Bee: Riveting.

The boys: *trying to get the PATD opener gig* Promoter: *freaking out* Assistant: *unbothered* Me: A lesbian and an incel are trapped in an office together. Bee: The incel is going to get eaten. Me: And not in the way he wants!

Julie: *having a cry in the alley* Me: I wonder how much they had to pay to keep that Subway sign in the background.

Julie: *takes dahlia from the street vendor* Bee: Truffula tree lookin-ass flower.

Bee: Also I didn't want to ruin that beautiful moment, but all I could think of was "mom come pick me up I'm scared."

Me: this poor tech guy is Going Through It (tm)

Carrie: Been here before Trevor: *Bombastic side eye* Bee: HA that look said, "Damn, I really forgot to parent this girl"

Nick: *Jamming* Us: GO FEDORA KID!!!

Me @ Trevor: That man is going to pass out

Me, as the Boys are appearing: See, I've always wondered what was going on in the ghost club side of this scene, cause look, their costumes are missing pieces! Alex's shirt is open, Reggie's jacket is just gone! Bee: Oh yeah Me: Like it's probably just a storytelling choice to show they're where they want to be via clothes, 'cause this is more in line with how they dress normally, but it does make me wonder what we're missing. Like is there a fight? Luke: *appearing* Me: See his sleeves got ripped off! How and why? Bee: They did that for us. You, specifically Me: *cackling*

Julie and Luke: *crying, about to hug* Me, noticing that Luke's pants Fit Very Well: Not the most important thing happening here, but uh, dat ass tho

After rewinding the scene a bit because it didn't hit Bee in the moment that They Were Hugging Bee: I was so caught up in the euphoria of a good butt that for a moment, I lived in a world where they weren't ghosts

Julie + Phantoms: We played the Orpheum! Me: Saved by the power of friendship! Bee: And this man's ass!

Me: So yeah, that was Julie and the Phantoms, how ya feeling? Bee: Great! This definitely won't change my brain chemistry forever

#julie and the phantoms #jatp #jatp netflix #unhinged quotes #julie molina #alex mercer #luke patterson #reggie peters

[gensokyogarden]

And another ship kid for @annettesoleil

Satori/Miasma

"Oh wow! Cream got a half-sister so fast."

This time we're meeting Morphia Melancholy/Komeiji Morphia. A doll-satori. ... quarter doll? I'm actually not quite sure how much Miasma's doll traits manifest (fool). Anyways just like Medicine & Miasma I thought it would be nice to follow their general naming theme. Medical related. Starts with an M followed by the next vowel, so MO-. ... I may have spotted a pattern where it truly didn't exist but I liked it. Anyways Morphia is an archaic name for Morphine but also just kinda sounds like a cute name.

Miasma is short and sweet, Satori is ... short. So I needed a faceclaim to fit that. Preferably with green hair like Miasma (Yuuka genes strong). So of course I had to go with L'arachel. (I retconned the previous FC as I felt they may not fit quite right)

Just like Grandma Yuuka and momma Miasma, Morphia is a little bundle of far more strength than you would expect her to have. Though that's not her actual ability. Just like Yuuka Morphia has an ability that works with plants. Morphia has the ability to manipulate fruits. Making them grow far faster and riper than a normal fruit would.

Morphia and her half-sister Cream get along quite well. Though, as Cream's profile mentions, there's quite a bit of responsibility thrust on Cream's shoulders. That's much less so on Morphia, who was born second. Morphia's got the more carefree life. Given all the care, gifts, and affection that Satori tends to dump onto her kids but without the whole "you must learn to run the Underground" thing.

Add in the fact that Morphia's extended family tree is several really powerful folks. With two mansions between them. Plus counting the other half-sisters she's, like, the 5th kid in the family so no responsibilities on the other side either. Yeah she's kind of been dancing through life in a position a bit like Koishi but, ya know, with a functioning ego. Still most of her time not at home is spent wandering Gensokyo instead of carrying out duties.

Morphia is a sweet girl that does try to aid those she meets, particularly strangers, buuuuuuuuuut Morphia def has a mischievous side. Not quite at the level of Tewi's pranks but her goal is to have fun and a bit of trickery like a sudden surprise or tying someone's shoes together can be fun. Though you've got just as much chance to get a nice helping of sweet tasting fruits from her. Actually that's another thing. Morphia really likes sweets. Whether it's candy or sugary fruits, they're an easy way to get her on your side.

She loves all of the family, and gets on well with Cream due to their close age, but her favorite sibling is Serene. Though she has a tendency to try to encourage Serene to be just a little more wicked. Not bad, of course, but surely Serene could stand to play some jokes on people too.

Here's a picrew I did that I really liked. Look! She's even wearing Lydia's(tm) iconic hat(tm)

I tried to get it to give her doll joints but it just gave her a doll instead. Wait. I actually like that idea. That's her doll partner she got from Medicine. El-san.

#seeds of the future ~ shipkids #Morphia is kind of the interesting one because she's the only one who in her main verse is a second child #And thus the first Satori fankid I designed who doesn't have to deal with being their Gensokyo's heir to the underground #fruity poppy ~ morphia

[eleanorsmom420]

What not to expect on a Wednesday

Today was a pretty good day. Okay, I was a bit lazy today. We did our first house and our second house I pretty much sat my ass down and went shopping on Te mu...SMFH Thank God for TM who picked up my bullshit slack and rocked her ass off cleaning. I helped the last 5 minutes of the house, lazy bitch. 500 Gold Stars to you today TM. The last house was cancelled so home we go.

What not to expect when you come home from work!

My phones rings and I wasn't able to get it. It rings again as I am in the middle of helping DM clean up the kitchen. I am like who the fuck is calling me??? I see that it is AK calling me on Facebook Messenger. I answer the phone and she is crying. "What is wrong?" SW, her husband. The ambulance is there. SW woke AK up and said he was having chest pains and his arms were not feeling right. She gets up, gets there son in order and they get ready to go to the hospital. As she is almost ready, SW is sitting at the bottom of the stairs and he goes into what looks like a seizure. AK runs down to him and calls 911 and administers CPR as requested. The Ambulance and Fire Department came and attempted to resuscitate SW. They have to use a Lucas which administers CPR consistently. I drive AK to the hospital while JM and TN take the baby to their house.

AK and I arrive at the hospital, I don't even know what time it is. I know its after 4:00pm. AK registers at reception and they take us to a room. Never seen this room before. The doctor comes in and tells AK and myself that at 4:02pm SW was pronounced deceased. They did everything in their power to save his life. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!? SW is 49 years old. God fucking dammit, 49 fucking years old. What makes a 49 year old just die? A massive fucking heart attack. AK will know more after the autopsy. So now, AK is now left a widow and single parent. Oh yeah! AK is 25 years old and is a fucking widow. 25 fucking years old. FUCKKKKK! This is something that she does not deserve. No one deserves that type of heart break. They aren't perfect people but they were perfect for each other. They were a team! Best friends! Their own Bonnie and Clyde.

SW is not a bad guy. SW had his quirks but who doesn't? He would do anything to help someone. He wasn't a center of attention guy in the crowd. Hes the guy who watches from afar. But get him in a small circle and he would talk your ear off. Literally sometimes he would not shut the fuck up. But you could have a conversation with him. He was an educated man. He came from a good family. Dude did not deserve to go out like this. Not one fucking bit. He would do anything for his wife and son. He would make sure that AK had everything she ever needed or wanted like a husband should do for a wife.

Ya know what kills me? I am 42 SW was 49. If he can pass away out of no where, When is it my time? I am here with an anxiety attack thinking when? When am I going to die? It scares the fuck out of me.

Rest in Peace SW! Taken from this world way too soon. Please watch over AK and SW (son). I know AK is a beast and she can get through anything but Please SW make sure you show her guidance. That girl loves you so much so make sure you let her know you are there protecting her still.

I will miss you SW. I will never forget you. I will always tell some of the funny stories we had together. Thanks for letting me be your friend. Thanks for letting me be a part of your family. We came from different backgrounds of life but you never judged. You listened and you tried to understand. I love you dude! Always and Forever!

AK I am truly sorry for your loss. You don't deserve this. I really do wish I could take your pain away. I don't know how you feel and I never thought you would have to deal with it too. Just know I am here for you.

This was the last thing I expected today. Fuck dude! You never know when it's your time.

#rest in peace #gone way too soon #Its not fair #why? #married one day widowed the next #25 and widowed #Heaven is in trouble now #heavens rules are now changed #husband and wife #will never be forgotten #will never be the same #bullshit #fucked up #fucking bullshit #unbelievable #shocked #massive heart attack #Not supposed to be like this #R.I.P. #Heaven gained an angel #Not what to expect #Not your typical Wednesday #April 5th #4/5/2023

[goji-pilled]

after reading some magica report and tamura, I bring back more Homura Tamura!

Tamura had thought about doing certain things whenever she went back in time, or went into very different timelines. More often than not they were the weird intrusive thoughts people had; see a leaf, eat it off the ground, lick that rock, punch that window, kabedon Madoka, French kiss Sayaka, supplex Mami, bathe Kyouko, shoot herself in the foot, get stabbed by Sayaka's and/or Kyouko's weapons, flirt.

Ya know, normal intrusive thoughts. Then she had a thought when she overheard the Blue Oni and Crimson Survivor talkijg about video games.

What if she just... went fast? Like... went through the month like a speedrun?

...Nah, that'd never work, not unless she went to a timeline where the flow of time moved forward at a rapid enough pace to fit a month and a half of their lives in the span of a 10 to 20 minute video.

... She shouldn't tempt fate, honestly. Waking up in a hospital bed Tamura flung herself out the window, a feeling of dread over her shoulders for every moment she spent not moving.

Making her way to the Kananme Household she saw her one true friend, Kaname Madoka walking home. Down the street was a small black cat strutting across the pavement and a very loud, very large, and very fast car was not stopping to save the kitty.

Stopping time and overextending her legs Tamura dove for the cat and tumbled onto the soft grass next to the road. Letting time flow once more, Tamura set down Amy-chan and made herself scarece. She got away just in time for Madoka to speedwalk into her home, muttering to herself all the while.

Tamura caught sight of a white tail, and didnt hesitate to unload a full magizine from two M1911 automatic handguns into the Incubator.

Well... she did want to go really, really fast. It'll be a short six weeks.

...

"And so class please wlecome our new transfer student!"

"Hello, my name is Akemi Homura. No not spelt like that. I am in your care.

"Kaname Madoka."

"Wuh-uh yes?"

"Please escort me to the infermary, you are the health representative yes?"

"Oh yes, please, follow me!"

...

"What's gling on Madoka!? Where are we?! What's going on!?!"

"This is just like a dream I had once!"

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang*

"Hello there!"

"Woah!" "WAuh!"

"My name is Tomoe Mami. Please stand back as I show how magically badass I am!"

...

"So magic is real?"

"Yes. All you have to do is tell Kyubey what you wish for and he'll make you a Magical Girl^TM."

Go ahead and wish for anything you so desire. Just remember that you must fight Witches, as per our contract.

"Hmm... Mami-sempai?"

"*squeak* Yes Miki-san?!"

"Could you use your wish to help someone else?"

"Uh- yes but you really really shouldn't. Bad things happen if you do something so selfless."

*softly in the background* "We ain't partners anymore."

"Oh... uh... okay Mami-sempai. We'll think about our wishes long and hard."

...

"Mami Mami Mami Mami!"

"Yes Kaname-sanm"

"Theres a witch and it hatched and Sayaka-chans watching it and-"

"Say no more my beloved pupil, I'll take care of this. Ooohh, I cant wait for you two to make your wishes and join me in my life. I've been oh so very alone, but knowing that you're willing to stay as part of my life fills me with so much joy!

"Now stand back as I show how magically badass I-"

*CHOMP*

"Well I'm traumatized now."

"Tomoe Mami you bitter bitch."

"WH- Homura-chan!?"

...

"You made a wish Sayaka-chan!? When?!"

"Oh not that long ago. Finally figured what I wanted to wish for. Now I'm gonna follow Mami's legacy as a true Magical Girl!"

"So that's why I want you to take care of my best friend. She means well but she doesn't think things through sometimes and-"

"Madoka I mean this in the kindest way possible but that girl is as doomed tk die as I am. So I wont make a promise I cant keep."

"Weee Homura-chan!"

...

"So YOU'RE the little rookie Mami took in? Welp time to give you a bad time."

"Come at me you bi-AUGH!"

"Sayaka-chan!"

Don't worry, Miki Sayaka's wish allows her to heal at a much greater exponential rate than most Magical Girls.

"How are you not dead!?"

"Stand down Sakura Kyouko."

"Who the-" "Transfer Student!" "Tamura-chan! Wait where'd Kyubey go?"

"Stay outta this Akemi/you!"

"Yare yare-"

...

"Whoa what the hell?!"

"And so that concludes my plan of action against the Stage Play Witch, Walpurgisnacht."

"Walpur- wait where am I?! How'd I get here?! Who the hell are you!?"

"I am Akemi Homura. And I want your help to defeat Walpurgisnacht."

"But how did I get here?! I was in that alley with blueberry and pinkie and-"

"You're delusional. We walked to my apartment from the arcade."

"What are-"

...

"- you talking abo-Oh what the fuck!?"

"What are you doing here?!"

"Kid I dunno where 'here' is! Where are we anyway?"

"Stop playing dumb! You followed me to Kyousukes home, and threaten to hurt him."

"What!? Why would I- uh... eh yeah I'd tap that."

"What was that!?"

"N-Nothing! Uh, fight to the death?"

...

"Jeeze you're a hard gal to track."

"Just... leave me alone..."

"After I gave you my tragic backstory and gave you a physical sign of affection to you? Nah, you're stuck with me kid."

"It's Sayaka... and you're a fool... just like me..."

*CRASH*

"Sayaka!!!"

...

"Well this is a fucking mess."

"Homura-chan?"

"Gah- How'd you- I left the door open didn't I?"

"Tamura-chan... have we met before... in a dream or... another life?"

"*sigh* Yes we have, ai'm a time traveler and I went back in time to save you because you're my best friend and you mean so mucb to me and I love you just like the others and- oh god dammit. Everytime I cry here don't I!?"

...

"What does it take to wound you Woman!?"

"HHHA, HA HA HA"

"Shut up- Gerk!"

"Tamura-chan!"

Quickly Kaname Madoka, you can still save her! All you have to do is form a contract with me, and become a Magical Girl!

"But if I do then I'll... Kyubey, I have a wish!"

"Oh for fuck's sake!"

"I wish that-"

...

...

Sitting at the end of the bar was Akemj Tamura, currently craddling a tall mug of cider as she cried into it, her heartfelt confession still doing a number on her heart. Sitting next to this girl were two of many Akemi Homuras across the multiverse.

This Akemi wore a big and puffy purple zip up hoodie over her uniform, headphones shaped to represent cat ears pearched on her head. In her hand was a handheld entertainment device, a game being played in record time.

The other Akemi appeared to be a minimalistic caracature of Akemi Homura, as if she were meant to be from a minimalist cartoon. More defining features came into being when she entered the Bar, but her color tone and palette were noticably brighter and warmer than tbe other Akemis.

Taking one glance at Tamura, they spoke out loud together a single word. One was in question while the other was in factual statement.

"Speedrun?" "Speedrun."

A nod. "A really, really fast speedrun..."

thank 2.0 anon for this silly tamura oneshot. hope u enjoy the silly for a while!

SPEEDRUN.

#felix answers #honestly i get it after god knows how many loops id go crazy too if i didnt try new things #speedrunning is just one of many possibilities! #io3

[keewestsworld]

The encounter continues. Once inside the apartment you lock the door and began to finger through your bag. To your surprise everything was still there you go to the firescape and here lots of commotion what in the hell is going on out there? Must be a full moon you think to yourself. You see police cars everywhere and that's when you noticed one car in particular. Thats the car that past you in the park. You move in for a closer look. You hear and see the officer talking to a small group of people from what you could make out something took place at the subway station just blocks away from your apartment one man told the officer these things just came out of nowhere they were huge another man said they were freaks or something while still another said come on man.. I'm telling ya, there were five guys in costume probably some high school jocks or something.. no no..there were only four of them said and old woman. "Oh come on people one at a time" said the officer. You think to yourself only in New York city. You put your hair up and run some bath water while thinking about what happened to you just a short time ago. You slip out of your clothes and into the tub the warmth of the water feels so inviting and at this time there is no place you would rather be as you lay back, and close your eyes. You hear a loud thump coming from up stairs which is kinda strange because that's the roof the thump sound is followed by the sound of something being dragged across the roof as you towel off you continue to try to listen to what sounds like muffled voices you get dress and slowly walk over to the window you open up the window and step on to the firescape you looked down, you can still see the police car. so you began to climb the firescape sticking to the shadows almost to the top now slowly and quietly you go, when suddenly you see a giant foot flying over your head and descending, it was huge so huge in fact you didn't realize it wasn't alone you heard a male voice say hey guys I actually talked to a girl. This was followed by shut up Mikey! You gasp what was that? Wait Those Things.. yes! this is what the crowd of people were going on about.. as you starred into the night sky you began to make your way back down to your apartment window while climbing inside you take in on last glimpse of your surroundings you began to close you window when suddenly you see someone or something standing on the building across the street from your apartment on the roof top starring back at you wait there are four of them your heart drops oh God! you blink and three of persons disappears but the forth one he doesn't seem to care that the police offers is still down below once inside your apartment you close the window and curtains you turn off the lights and this guy is still standing there what does he want? You back up slowly an plop down on the couch not once taking your glare off the window you become spooked at the sudden jump scare that he just did out side your window clearly you just heard a hard thump on the firscape you cover your mouth at the sight of the gigantic syloet moving from side to side where is the cop now you think to yourself finally you find the courage to run to your closet by your front door to grab your baseball bat when you turn back to the window it is open but no one is standing out side as you walk back towards the window a large hand covers you mouth and as his other hand wraps around you tm. pressing the bat tightly against your torso you are lifted into the air he press his mouth against your ear and says be quiet we are not alone, someone, is waiting for you in your bedroom. we while in the park tonight we thought there was just the one guy the police have him.. in custody but this guy is not empty handed lay down on the couch I'm going into your bedroom no matter what you hear don't come in you nod your head yes and lay down and he walks into your room you hear thrashing sounds that seem end as fast as they started

[ashkazora]

Five Lance meeting pre voltron Lance though- Pre/s1 Lance: *finger guns* Five Lance: Pull the trigger, coward!

Pre-canon!Lance: My depression is chronic and my memes are ironic.

Five!Lance, knowing full well he doesn’t get depression and his humour doesn’t turn ironic until after s8: Sure, Jan.

Pre-canon!Lance and Five!Lance meeting would be... interesting, to say the least. Five!Lance looks at his younger self and sees what could have been. Once upon a time, he too was young, rather carefree, and full of humour. Back then, his biggest issues was insecurities, and whether Pidge and Hunk would cooperate enough in the flying sims for him to stay as a fighter pilot. On the other hand, pre-canon!Lance would be unpleasantly surprised on how he turned out though they would recreate the Spiderman pointing meme 

I could definitely go more in depth about this, but let’s just say for now that despite the potential humour of their meeting, it’s definitely a sombre affair. pre!Lance looks at his older self and wonders want went wrong, while Five!Lance wishes for the god old days.

#SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THIS ANGSTY #well not sorry. but still #just imagine the Spiderman meme..... I love it LMAO #okay but #pre-canon!Lance on the edge of a cliff: I'm gonna jump! #five!Lance: Do a backflip! #one day I'll write a whole ass essay about how tragic five!Lance is because seriously #that dude is messed up but in a sad way #thank you so much for the ask anon! #Highly I laughed hard enough to wake up my dog (this is the second time this has happened LMAO) #five!lance au #ask #anon #vld #oh also. I'm very sorry for answering this like 3 days late #ya girl was going through some Things(tm) #but I'm back babey!

[evilminji]

Back at it again? With more BNHA? My goodness!

See, in one my WIP, which haunts me like a cursed Victorian doll in the night, chanting to me my sins from beneath the floorboards, I got a few OCs. As ya do. Gotta flesh out that world building. And I am ALWAYS a ho for some sweet, sweet SI-OC action!

Because the stranger in a strange land, can see what SHOULD be mundane and familiar anew! There are Moral Quandries! You get to put your sticky lil gremlin fingers ALL over the set dressing and look inside those boxes they put in the background of the scenes! What's IN there? Secrets? We bet it's SECRETS.

Tis the BEST, really. I enjoy it.

But of course! If it's BNHA then we must assign Randomly Gifted Genetic Fuckry(tm) : The Super Powers Edition. Where in? My love of "immediately obvious powers are for cowards. There are no such things as weak powers, only weak and uncreative minds" comes into plaaaay~

I! Want! WEIRD QUIRKS!

Supposedly "minor" ones! That everyone says "oh that's a minor power. Sucks for you" and expects you to just leave it at that! Give up. Like you're some sort of fuckin CASUAL.

HA!

Nah, we pushing this fucker until REALITY breaks. You are gonna be legitimately asking "how the FUCK did you do that!?" And the answer is Will Power, Spite, and "Cause Fuck You, I'm Awesome".

Which of course, is how we got Kimiko. The most high femme, kawaii, little pastel pink bundle of Rage and Bloodlust the Heroics world has ever seen. She is that stage of little girl where they like to wear tiaras, princess dresses, and want to MURDER EVERYTHING. But never grew out of it.

She grew IN to it.

Got a lot of rage, that one. Probably because everyone is all "ooooh, kimi! Your Quirk is so CUTE! You'll be such a good housewife! Such a good sweets maker! Aren't you so CUTE! Let's all infantalize Kimi!" *murder intensifies*

She can turn part of what she is touching into Marshmallow.

*slaps a hand on your shoulder* There are NO restrictions on that~☆! ANYTHING she touchs. Is she touch you? Air? The ground? This building we are standing in? Wanna keep talkin shit? How do you feel about Marshmallow lungs? Enough training and eventually she can take out a building!

Cause Marshmallow? Not a very strong support. Ground under your high rise better be sturdy if you want it to hold, you know? Things to think about. Other things, are the "part of" aspect. Which she is slowly getting better at. Wanna see a trick? *a Marshmallow plops down on the table on the far side of the room* Still air! Still touching~.

Hope your technology is AIR TIGHT and not IN the air. Or moving through it at any concerning speeds. Like, say, a car. Fun thought! Don't fuck with her again! Kimi out! *removes threatening hand of possible Marshmallow Murder*

She's besties with the SI. Himiko. They are the Koko's and WILL be going to UA specifficaly because Kimi was told she couldn't make it. Himi wants nothing to do with this bullshit but is being dragged along like a cat in a harness.

She has my favorite super power. Egg.

Just... Egg.

Egg? Yes. She can summon eggs. Into the spoon. Like those challenge races. Except there is no race, its just her in her pjs trying to eat her damn breakfast. But SUPRISE! Raw egg. Full on, chicken egg in a shell, in your spoon. Perfectly balanced.

And in this iteration, it does have to be in a "spoon" or spoon-like shape. Defined as a bowl with a handle. The egg will fit the spoon. And? Most importantly! Not restricted to chicken eggs!!!

Tiny spoon? Tiny egg. Large spoon? Large egg.

Theoretically? Stadium sized spoon? Stadium sized egg of unknown species never to be seen on planet earth. Because YES. Those thought popping into your head. "Ha ha, what about a dodo eg-" Yeah, see, not ass funny when you actually DO that as a sleep deprived toddler because you HAVE TO KNOW. And now conservationists are hunting you for sport.

Do you have? ANY idea the lengths certain folks would go too to save endangered bird or frog species? If it comes out of an egg. Yes. She CAN make it. No risk of inbreeding for the already critically small populations. Just viable, healthy eggs. Ready to be incubated.

Took her an afternoon.

Needless to say... things get Exciting(tm). People need to be threatened. Himi gets lifelong job security at age four. Neat.

But!!! Not why I started writing! I had a THIRD OC child! Who never made it to the limelight! Gasp! I know! The secret comes out! I scrapped him in favor of Kimi. But his power was one I enjoy Pondering about!

Unlock. You can unlock doors. All doors.

No, you can't "unlock" the bonds between atoms or something. It has to be a Door. But! Begs the question, don't it? Would you... would you have "door sensing"? If there was a perfectly blended in or painted over door? Would you be able to say "it's right there"?

What happens if you use your ability on a tree? Doors are often made of wood. Would there be any effect? Even if no "opening" happened? Could you open metaphorical doors? If someone PAINTED a door, could you open a wall? If so, how deep? If we painted a cliff face, could you open a door to the other side of the mountain?

How far does you door opening power stretch?!

I understand you Izuku! I too, want to study these cool Quirks! See how far they can develop! No more strength quirks! More minor quirks with unusual applications! Woooo!

@the-witchhunter @hdgnj @mutable-manifestation @hypewinter

#bnha #minji's ponderings

[rebelwrites]

Fight For Love

Jax Teller x Chibs Telford x Reader

Parking your car in an empty space you slowly climbed out, every part of your body that could be crossed was right now. You was in desperate need of a job and ever since you moved to charming you had no luck that was until you heard Teller-Morrow was looking for a new mechanic. You literally jumped at the chance, cars where your life, blood and soul.

Glancing back at your car you smirked at the candy red fiesta ST shining proudly in the sun.

“You don’t see many of them over here” a women smiled “is it an import?”

“Yeah she is” you smiled “couldn’t live without my beast, what gave it away, the plates or the fact it’s right hand drive”

“Both” she laughed “I’m Gemma”

“Y/N” you smiled “I phoned up about the mechanic position”

“Okay follow me sweetie, I will show you around the lot then we will have a chat” Gemma nodded.

As you was walking around the actual garage, you saw someone struggling, mainly because they had the wrong tool.

“I don’t mean to intrude but try using the ratchet with the extender and the 20mm socket it will make your life easier” you smiled softly. “You will get slightly more leverage on the nut then it should crack”

“Thanks lass” the scott nodded swapping tools, a grinned formed on his face as he managed to finally get the blasted nut off. “How did ye know wha size from tha far away?”

“Cars are my passion, grew up working on them back home as my dad was a mechanic” you nodded, everyone always looked impressed that you knew your shit, mainly because there wasn’t many female mechanics.

“I’m Filip by the way but everyone calls me Chibs” he smiled.

“Y/N” you nodded before following Gemma again.

Once she had shown your around she took you into the office, you was grateful it wasn’t a proper interview.

“So from what you have told me, I am impressed with your knowledge not may girls know their way around an engine” she smiled “and I think you will be a good fit around here so can you start tomorrow?”

“Of course I can” you beamed “I can be here for 7.30, am I okay bringing my own tools?”

“Whatever makes you feel at home” Gemma smiled “I will get my son to follow you home and he can load them into the truck so you have them for morning, I will also get you some overalls and shirts with your name on”

“Thank you for this opportunity you won’t regret it” you grinned at her.

After around 10 minutes a blond guy approached you.

“I’m assuming you are Y/N” he smirked.

“The one and only” you grinned lighting a smoke.

“Jax” he nodded “mom said you needed a hand moving some tools over”

“Urm yeah you might need to of yas” you smirked “let’s just say I have a few”

“Not very often you get females in the mechanic game” Jax nodded as his eyes ran over your car “but something tells me you are a car girl”

“What gives that away” you laughed unlocking the car.

“Just a feeling” he winked “imma just get Chibs then we will follow you”

You leant against the wing of your car with a smirk on your face. Something told you that you was going to have fun working here. Seen as the two guys you had seen were very easy on the eye.

- - -

All the boys were chilling around the lot.

“It’s nice to get another female around here” Jax laughed as he grabbed a beer.

“Aye, with ye on tha one” Chibs smirked “something tells me she’s gunna fit in”

“Just one thing that’s bugging me” Jax said sitting down “that accent”

“It’s definitely a British accent but not sure where abouts” Chibs nodded. “Will ask her in the morning seen as Gem has asked me to be here for when she arrives”

Neither guy knew that they essentially were both infatuated with the same girl.

—

It had been a week since you had started at TM and you got on with the guys like a house on fire.

“Yo Y/N/N” Jax’s voice boomed through the garage.

“Wha now Teller” You shouted from under the car you was working on “I’m kinda busy”

“Brought you lunch seen as you haven’t stopped all day” He laughed

“Urm hate to brake it to you buddy” You laughed rolling out from under the car, grabbing your drink “Chibs beat you to it bout an hour ago”

“Bloody scott” Jax mumbled under his breath looking pissed off.

The last thing you needed was the boys starting a war over you.

“Jax it’s fine, imma gal with a big appetite” You smiled taking the bag of food off him, instantly the smell of chicken nuggets hit you making your mouth water. “Thanks”

This had been going on for the last couple of days, one of them would buy you food or there would be two iced coffees sat on your tool chest when you rolled into work, you knew what was happening they were both trying to win you over. You wasn’t going to lie you loved the attention. One day there was even a small bunch of flowers laying on your tool chest, you appreciated the gesture but flowers set your hayfever off but you didn’t tell the lads that.

“You got any plans for tonight?” Jax asked offering you a smoke which you gratefully took. “There is a party tonight and you are part of this family now so you gotta come”

“I will be here” You nodded “But I will be working on the beast, she needs a tune up, new breaks and I’ve killed the tyres”

“That’s cuz you race everywhere” Jax laughed. “I guess I will see you later yeah”

“Yuup” You nodded popping the p.

Not even 10 minutes later Chibs strolled up smiling at you.

“Ye need a hand Lass?” He asked leaning against the wall watching you bend over the engine.

“I’m good thanks Chibs just about done on this one” You nodded looking up at him.

“I might hang around for a bit if that’s okay wi ye” He smirked.

“Knock yoursen out me duck” You winked

“You say some weird things” He chuckled shaking his head.

The party was in full swing, yet you was holed up in the garage, you was never one for parties, preferred the car scene, going to shows and meets but unfortunately none of that happened in Charming.

From outside the garage you heard arguing, but with your head in the engine bay you couldn’t see who it was and could only faintly hear what they was talking about. Brushing it off you went back to working on your car.

It had got to the point where Jax and Chibs had ditched the party and was hanging with you. The banter was flowing and you was flirting with both as you all worked on your car until the early hours of the morning.

—

Over the next month more gifts appeared, from flowers, chocolate, iced coffee, food. As much as you liked the attention, you didn’t know how much longer you would let it go on for. Both guys where constantly fighting for your attention and it was kinda making your head spin. It wasn’t that you didn’t want to choose, it’s was more you couldn’t choose, you had amazing connections with both guys and clicked over different things. Also you had been burnt badly in the past and wanted to give your heart a break from relationships.

Another day meant another argument between the two over you. Dropping your spanner on the floor, the sound of the metal hitting the concrete drew the attention of both guys.

“Look I am fucking flattered that you are both fighting for my attention but this needs to fucking stop” you said causing them to look shocked at your outburst. “I know what you are doing, all the gifts I walk in to, you are both tryna win me over”

“So who would you pick?” Jax asked cockily making you shake your head.

“Yeah me or him lass?” Chibs asked.

Sighing to yourself as you lent on the bonnet of the car you was working on, you hated being put on the spot.

“Honestly neither of yas” you said watching their faces drop. “Look I moved from Derbyshire and over to Charming to escape my past, I was in a very volatile relationship, one that I finally put an end to after 10 years. So right now I don’t want love, I don’t want a relationship okay”

Both guys stared at you dumbfounded.

“You are both amazing and honestly if I had to chose I don’t think I would be able to, I click with both of you in different ways” you shrugged. “It was fun seeing how far you would take it, but now you are arguing over me every day I need to put a stop to it”

“A understand lass” Chibs nodded.

“So no more gifts, no more lunches” you smiled “well maybe don’t stop the iced coffees” you winked before getting back to work.

As the guys waked into the club house you could hear them bickering away like an old married couple.

“We both know she would have chose me anyway” Jax laughed playfully pinching Chibs.

“Ye wish Jackie Boy” Chibs laughed.

You knew full well that whilst you was part of this crazy family they wouldn’t stop fighting for your attention. Let’s blame that on them other being alpha males. But you knew that you would never get bored whilst they tried to eventually to win you over.

#Jax Teller #jax teller x reader #chibs telford #chibs telford x reader #sons of anarchy #sons of anarchy x reader

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I feel like part of the reason why all these new YA-"dystopias" are Like That and create discourse Like That is because they pursue their entirely own goal and have an audience and a following for entirely different reasons from the cLaSsICs(TM) of the dystopia-genre.

We joke about the cliché YA-dystopia protagonist (special girl oppressed for Random Trait who basically takes down the Evil Overlords single-handedly) while we also know the popular counter argument (Luke Skypotter gets to do it why not Katboss Everdeen??)

And honestly, the counter-argument is right, there is nothing inherently wrong a character like that. (although we should engage critically with the way marginalisation and oppression are portrayed in these stories)

But when it comes to conveying a larger-than-the-story message, every kind of protagonist has specific strengths and weaknesses. That's normal - every character has their own point of view that they're inviting the reader to share in. This type of protagonist generally really has limitations when it comes to engaging with the psychology and self-sustaining mechanisms of the systems portrayed in these dystopian settings.

It is very difficult to discuss compliance and internalisation and normalisation if from the very first page, your character is like: "These are our evil overlords, these are the horrible things they do to us, everyone in this District/Town/Zone hates them!"

- because

a) once you do that, you have to come up with a more functional explanation for why this system is still in place like ... they have all the military power or they have super-powers or something like that and

b) your reader immediately sees the world from that perspective. They identify with the one hero who sees through their environment as if its glass and immediately knows who the enemy is and is entirely separate from that force. But if a story actually tries to comment on such structures in the real world, we also have to make room for the fact that 1) the average person is the leader of the resistence and 2) one person isn't going to dismantle the system and 3) one rousing speech is not going to start a rebellion.

This kind of narrative comes from a very different perspective than a story where your protagonist is fully integrated into a fucked-up system and is so deep in the labyrinth, they don't remember getting lost to begin with - here, you, the reader, are fully aware that this entire system is fucked-up. You're horrified. But you accompany your point-of-view character while they only yet slowly, very slowly are beginning to realise that they're not happy. That maybe some things they're told aren't true - and then, eventually, that they are also part of that same system.

If you compare a character like Guy Montag to a character like Mare Barrow from Red Queen, you notice that they send their readers on entirely different journeys of discovery (journey of discovery is btw a thing I'm trying to make happen in book talks so spread the contagion):

Mare Barrow is unhappy with the dystopia she lives in. She makes that pretty clear pretty early on. She is basically our tour guide, completely aware of the 2020ies western mindset of her audience when she tells us all about her world - because she is someone we're supposed to identify with. And not in the Bella Swan way where she becomes a canvas to project on by being as bland and passive as possible - but by being relatable to a 2020ies audience not native to her red-vs-silver world.

She thinks a lot like us and has a very similar concept of justice - and even comes from a comparable background to the point that her family interactions often read as if a normal middle-class family fell through some dimensional crack and fell into that world.

Guy Montag, asshole he is, is unhappy - but he still has to find out why he is unhappy and how his dissatisfaction relates to the world he lives in. In fact, you might argue - if we start regarding these specific types of YA-dystopias as its own genre - there, Clarisse would be the protagonist, not Guy just like making Guy's wife the protagonist would again make it an entirely different genre.

And I'm not trying to be judgemental here and rule either as inherently (!) better than the other (although, if you want know my personal opinion: nuance is the best way to convey a complex message). Plenty of rubbish has been produced with either goal in mind.

I'm also not saying that this format cannot be used to convey critical messages about society (for example, when I discussed Hunger Games with my students I did feel like the novel got them thinking critically about how media twists things and what shape an unfree press might take in our times).

But I do think that it might be time to just own up to the fact that these types of dystopias do not aim to accomplish the same things that for example George Orwell when he was very specifically mirroring the Soviet Union in his criticism. And that the people reading them are not looking for the same thing they'd crack open Animal Farm for.

Many of these stories are just the author coming up with a fucked-up scenario that fits neither sci-fi nor cyberpunk nor fantasy to a T. And some special girl defeating it while choosing between two extremely bland boyfriends, one of whomst is kinda rude sometimes and might even have at tattoo. And sure, the individual stories should be subject to criticsm and genre tendencies should be - but I just feel like we save ourselves a lot of time by assuming they're not trying to accomplish the same thing as Brave New World - but are actually loaning from that tradition - and engage with them under that premise.

#what I'm really trying to say is that storytel gave me too much power #nonfandom #literature

[totallycorrecttwilight]

Do the Volturi kings and/or the guard wear designer clothing in their down time?

Friend I believe they do? In my head they definitely wear designer out and about, but within the castle the rules of when to actually wear clothing become a blur. If someone, somehow, for whatever reason, just burst through the door one day or peered in through a window or something, they'd see a LOT of parts out, as I really doubt the majority of them (save for a few) care but at all about things like that. Plus, it's much more comfortable just to trot around butt naked, ya kno? Or just with some basically transparent fabric wrapped around themselves, because sexy tm.

But just for shits and giggles, lets try to imagine what kind of clothing they'd wear.

Sulpicia goes for those transparent fabrics, titties and everything out, it really bodes well for her because she picks them floral and it's easy to deceive people and make them think you're an angel when you're actually devil incarnate. Hell if I know if that's designer or just pure evil. Aro goes all in. He's got leather pants and he's got long coats and probably very few shirts. Sometimes he does wear shirts when he wears other types of fancy suits. Whatever. You know what I'm saying. Aro's the only designer Aro needs. Caius doesn't mess around. He's the one who's barely ever not wearing clothes unless the occasion asks for it. He's all dark tones and proper clothing. Three pieces, heavy coats, if the weather calls for it, leather gloves. Kinda designer, but eh. Athenodora doesn't go far from Caius in that regard, as these two are the only ones who should be in charge. She'll wear a nice pantsuit with a pair of heels, and she'll look like a proper CEO. Designer, but make it subtle. Marcus wears the same old gray coat for years and years, until his covenmates burn it. I kid. But he doesn't invest a lot in his clothing, as long as they're comfortable — it's good. Not designer at all. (Starting to see that my 'they walk around basically naked' only applies to the first two. Oh well.)

Speaking of guards, it depends. Demetri always looks dapper and everyone knows it. He buys the best quality clothing only, and most of his stuff is, yes, designer. His sheet thread count is the highest one can find. His socks are more expensive than your kidney. He doesn't do a lot of bright colors, and more leans towards burgundies and dimmed shades in general. All designer. Nothing but designer. Felix is the complete opposite and a mess. All bright oranges, neons, short shorts that say juicy on his ass and barely holding whatever they need to hold there. Loose button ups that he never buttons up, with like, flamingos and crap. He's that buffoon. Not designer at all. Opposite of designer. Whatever it is. Heidi's all black, gold and purple. Leather pencil skirts with a slit, and something cute and lacy there? She manages to turn the simplest pieces into great outfits; girl can dress and make you feel by just standing next to you (unless you're Felix. Felix doesn't care. He loves his flamingo shirts). Very designer. Corin definitely dresses like a lesbian from like, 20s. You know what I'm talking about. Those high waisted pants and cute shirts. You know. She's neat and tidy and she's got some like, a bee shaped pin. Not really designer. Renata's all about cozy oversized sweaters and comfortable shoes. She doesn't care about designers and brands, because she gets them at second hand or knits/sews herself.

#the volturi #vampire fashion tag.

[purplerose244]

My thoughts on Seabound!!! 🌊🌊🌊 (1/4)

SPOILERS ALERT!!!

Finally Nya's season! Our queen, our water goddess, our amazing girl gets what she deserves! 😍😍😍

What I know about the season beforehand is that Nya's powers apparently are getting problematic for some reasons? Which is a pretty common topic in other shows but it's a first in Ninjago, usually the elemental powers don't have focus and I LOVE that we now get to see stuff like that 💕💕💕

I know there should be Wojira involved, trusting The Island to deliver that little foreshadowing at the end of the episode 🤷‍♀️ Also Maya is back... MAYA IS FINALLY BACK AFTER SEVEN SEASONS YES!!! 😭😭😭

I have nothing else to say, I have no idea what this will bring, hopefully something as good as Master of the Mountain! 🖤

Alright, here we go!

GENERAL THOUGHTS

Warning reader, I might be fangirling to an extreme because I love mah girl Nya and I've been wanting Kai and Nya's parents to be back ever since Hands of Time ended. So yeah... screaming alert 😅

At this point I don't doubt that the intro is great, we reached such a level of animation and we got The Fold 😍😍 Love the marine vibe and how it's similar to The Island, because it's a great intro 👌

NOW I like the writing! Maybe they rushed the dialogue's quality for The Island to get here? It's just fun and in character, maybe it's just me but I'm enjoying it a lot for now

How many episodes are in this? Wiki says ten, then I checked again and it's sixteen like with Master of Mountain... eh, it looks good so far so it's fine whatever happens 🤷‍♀️

A BIG SPLASH

Oohhh, new villain! One that uses... flames... huh, does she know there's literally a master of fire in the ninja team? Eh whatever she looks cute, give it up for Miss Demeanor!! 👏👏

Wait... OMG IS THAT ERIN MATTHEWS??? WE GOT MACY!! ❤❤❤

Whoa, we're finding out where did the order of the vengestone from season 13 come from?? YAS! CONTINUITY!

Yep, there it is, Nya lost control... her attacks look so cool 😍

Lol that kid trying to be a nindroid and Zane being offended 😂😂 Sorry hun, you're that popular

Aaahhh, thank you Ninjago! You gave me back Nya the perfectionist 😂 I was worried her reaction to her powers wasn't going to be in character but it looks fair so far. Brings me back to Possession, my favorite season 💙💙💙

WE GOT BACK THE FACT THAT SHE CAN MAKE IT RAIN!!! YAS!!! I might be easy to please but I love these details 🤩

🤯🤯🤯 Okay they are definitely going somewhere this time and I LOVE IT, because wow. WOW. Are we actually addressing the forever questioned fact that wind and water weren't elements that Chen needed at the Tournament? Are we giving a reason for them to exist outside the main set of elements and the elemental masters?? Duuuude, season 15 don't let me stop you, keep going 😍

Mm, so water and wind are connected to Wojira (now I see the connection with the special). Are we setting the ground for a new master of wind? 😏😏 It's risky going for a Morro replacement but it's a super intriguing idea! Oooor Edgy Boy TM might come back? WHO KNOWS I'M CURIOUS ANYWAY 🤩

Love how it is universal knowledge that Nya is super indipendent 👌

YES YES FINALLY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MAYA!!! 😍😍😍 Is it too much hoping into a Ray cameo as well?? Pleaaaase? Also addressing Krux after so many seasons, this feels exciting!! 😊

This is what I'm talking about, training, fighting scenes, show me everything that water goddess can do! 🌊🌊🌊

Aaahhh, Nya flexing her mightiness through anger, just to remind us that she is the descendant of a water master as much as of a fire master 😅

YES YES YES YES IT'S HAPPENING FINALLY AFTER SEVEN SEASON THE FIRE WATER PARENTS ARE FINALLY BACK!!! 🔥🌊🔥🌊🔥🌊 I'M SO HAPPY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG!!! 😭

RAY IS THERE TOO HECK YES!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I shouldn't get this excited at only the first episode... WHO CARES RAY IS BAAAAACK!!! ❤❤❤

Omg Maya is definitely different from what I expected, turns out Kai's enthusiasm came from her 😂

Oh look at my flame babe 😍

He's so happy his parents are here, he's a total family man ❤❤❤

Nya is maaaaad... 😅

THERE SHE IS

WELCOME BACK JILLIAN I MISSED YOU 💚💚💚 Would it be too much having a "Your voice sounds familiar" moment with Maya and Lloyd? 😂

I'm so stoked for this! I want all the interactions I've missed for all of this time, asap!! HECK yes!! 😍😍😍😍

Oh, are we looking over the Miss Demeanor, vengestone situation? Mm... for now at least... WHO CARES FIRE WATER PARENTS!! 🔥🌊🔥🌊🔥🌊

THE CALL OF THE DEEP

Imma just slow clap for The Fold because this is another amazing intro, one of those things in this show that stays awesome no matter what happens 👍👍

So Maya gave Nya her discipline and perfectionism, but not the passion behind it 😂 I like this, it's not your conventional master of water, although I'd say it's different from the impression she gave me back in HoT. Maybe this is how she is when she's not trapped for fifty years? 😅😅

Is it too much asking for Kai and Ray bonding while the water women get the work done? 😅😅

Is this the sequel of Green Eggs and Ham?

Green Pancakes and Ham? 😂

Oh it's seaweed nevermind... at breakfast? I'm all for sushi rolls but this is a little 😅 Although since Maya missed their childhood she probably never cooked meals for them... how did I get myself sad 😢

Whoa, Maya is a strict teacher! I got flashbacks from my first and only dance lesson, teachers nitpicking every single pose, uuurrrggg I feel ya waterlily 😡

Again, not a fan of Misako, but coming from her the whole speech about wanting to be there for her child makes a lot of sense

Yes. YES.

YEEEEESSSS KAI AND RAY FAMILY BONDING THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED I'M GETTING ALL OF MY WISHES GRANTED FOR THIS ONE ❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤

AND MY FLAME BABE IS SO GLAD HE GOT HIS PARENTS!!! 😭😭😭

Lol with Kai's new hair they look even more related 🤣

Ray also sounds so happy he gets to have his moment with his son 😢 I feel so blessed in this moment 👍

Also this scene makes a lot of sense. Nya grew up to be indipendent, one that succeed in most of stuff without problems, she built her life without any help and doesn't look for it. Kai grew up more insecure, he got some walls up but loves to take care of others and be taken care of. With a childhood lost he looks forward to a bit of softness ❤❤

Did Maya make real bacon for that sandwich? Do I smell some favoritism? 😅 Or maybe she really wants Nya to get onto the water mind setting idk 🤷‍♀️

Little tiny complain, why isn't Jay doing the fixing? Did he give up mechanics completely? It feels like we haven't seen him do tech stuff in so long, I miss techy boy in action 😞

And no, having to check on the bathroom doesn't count 😅

Aww robot date 💜🤍💜🤍

AAAHH ROBOT DISASTER 😱😱😱 ZANE DANG IT YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD NOT TRYING TO DIE IN THE LAST TWO SEASONS!!

Oh that was weird, weird magic purple wave thingie?

I DID NOT ASK FOR A SEASON WITH A BEST GIRL AT THE EXPENCE OF ANOTHER BEST GIRL PIX DON'T YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME 😱😱😱😱😱

"Well this is troubling." I love this samurai so freaking much 💜💜💜

GUYS THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND EPISODE, I'M A LITTLE SCARED NOW 😢

Okay Nya admitting that something's wrong looking so apologetic, girl you don't need to do that you already own my heart 😭

Alright, I'm guessing this is Wojira's power or something, and they will have to go down below and find out why... just throwing this in, maybe Maya did something? Because she wanted to finally be with her family and needed an excuse? JUST A THEORY WITH NO BASE I REALLY HOPE I'M WRONG!!!

Okay, two episodes and I'm BEYOND engaged, let's keep it up! 😍

UNSINKABLE

Getting an idea how this episode might end already 😂😂

Look, I love best girl Pixal, but I'm kinda sad that she seems to be the only one tinkering at this point. Like, I saw Nya fix little stuff, while Jay dropped engineering altogether, I miss my engineers team 😭

Aww, the guys didn't want to crush Pixal's dream of an unsinkable boat 💜 But honestly yeah, I agree with Cole, this might end badly 😅😅

Thank goodness

I was worried they forgot about Jaya ❤💙❤💙 Jay is such a cutie omg

Nya: Mm, going on a potentially dangerous mission with unstable powers in the heart of my element or... mom's tofu pancakes... *yeets herself over the ship*

I'm making too many screenshots of the Smith family... WHO CARES THEY ARE BACK AND THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD!!! 😍😍😍😍

Aww Ray wants to play with his son and his friends so CUTE ❤❤❤ Still can't believe they play Prime Empire after everything that went down 😂😂

Whoa whoa whoa, Kai and Cole are sitting this one out? That's actually interesting, I'm pretty sure I saw Cole's scuba suit in the sets though so I didn't expect it... lol it's actually kinda fair that the two that used to be afraid of water aren't going 😂😂

Bet Kai is happy to stay behind because he gets to spend time with his dad 😭

Also studying the fire elementals?? Uhm, yes please?? TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT MY FLAME BABE!!! 😍😍😍😍

I'm sure this one scene...

... made so many lavashippers happy ❤🖤❤🖤 Cole you got Ray's blessing

Ninja team acting cool while Jay is being Jay, it's how it always goes, it's the entire show's description and I absolutely love it 😂 That wink though 💙

PIRATE ZANE IS BACK 😂😂😂 Haven't seen him since Possession, and this time he's not even malfunctioning 👌 Pixal is so done with his dorky boyfriend 😝

Of course Jay already has a ghost butler theory going on 😂

OF COURSE IT'S MAYA 😂😂

To be honest muffins would sold me too 😅 Not sure if she will make them out of tofu again though...

It's actually really interesting that we still haven't met the actual enemies, it does build up excitment! Very curious about these squid guys 👍

Well what do you know, the Unsinkable sank. Who would have thought?

... yeah same, sorry Pix 😅

FIVE THOUSANDS FATHOMS DOWN

Aaaahhh, Nya fixing stuff! That's more like it!! 😍😍

Oww, that one speech, I've been waiting for so long for that! Maya just wants to catch up with her daughter and it's not her fault she was separated from her children, but Nya did everything on her own with Kai. Only fair she isn't seeking for her help right now... still sad 😢

Pff, with this ninja team there's not a moment of privacy 😂😂

Maya cleaning his future son-in-law's laundry what the HECK 😂😂😂 To be fair Jay has a bit of a history of having to change underwears during sea travels 😝

Zane was attached to a battery? When?... are you talking about that one scene in Prime Empire? Cause that's not really a flashback I wanna ha- whoops never mind got the flashback 😱

Maya looks more calm now, I think she's trying to act more reasonable and she's got good points 👍 I know people were a little weirded out by how more cheerful she looks in comparison to Hands of Time, but I think she gets the most serious and rational when time needs. That's actually fascinating of her 🤔

CALLING OUT AN ATTEMPTED MURDER

THIS GIRL IS TOO GORGEOUS MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT 🤩🤩🤩 Like my gosh that smirk, what the heck Pix 💜💜💜

Okay but Jay looking at Nya until the doors are completely closed?? CAN YOU FEEL MY JAYA HEART BEATING?? ❤💙❤💙

Whoa green gas I thought this was Nya's season 😂

MAYA WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS STUFF YOU'RE SCARING ME 😱😱😱 I SWEAR LEGO IF YOU BROUGHT BACK WATER MOM JUST TO KILL HER OFF I'M GONNA SUE YOU 😭😭😭

I really REALLY like the atmosphere of the entrante of the temple! Super sealike and ancient! 🌊🌊🌊

Maya: off we go, into the spooky old temple! (Why does it feel like something Kai would say? 😂)

Oh gee, someone sleeping in the deep, who could that be? Coff Wojira coff

Whoa the jellyfishes look pretty lifelike!

HERE HE COMES

WELCOME BACK GILES!!! ONCE AGAIN ON A LEGO SHOW I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU AND YOUR GODLIKE VOICE!!! 😍😍😍😍 Gosh he's a villain but he's got Clay's voice, how can I even try to hate him?? 😅

Alright, knocking down my water girls, that is pretty hateful material... BUT CLAAAYYY 💙💙💙

So they need the two amulets to wake up Wojira? Isn't one on the island? Fire dad and son coming to the rescue? WHO KNOWS BUT I'M ENJOYING THIS A LOT SO FAR KEEP GOING SEABOUND 😍😍😍

#ninjago #ninjago season 15 #ninjago spoilers #ninjago seabound #ninjago nya #nya smith #ninjago kai #kai smith #ninjago jay #jay walker #ninjago cole #cole brookstone #ninjago zane #zane julien #ninjago pixal #pixal borg #ninjago maya #maya smith #ninjago ray #ray smith #spoilers #wojira #ninjago misako

[abbatoirablaze]

Teller Morrow Tragedy, The Prequel, Chapter 6

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: underage drinking, underage tattoo, sexual situations/sexual tension.

JAX'S POV

"I can't believe you did that," I laughed. She smiled, and pulled me to herself, kissing me roughly. I smirked into the kiss and pulled her back against my body.

"I know!" she exclaimed, pulling away from me. She grabbed my hand and pulled me down the street, "come on."

"Where are we going?" I laughed.

She kept pulling me along until we'd reached a tattoo shop, "I know it's five, and you would much rather do anything but be in a sho-"

"Let's go," I grinned, partially already knowing what she wanted to do. She smiled and pulled me into the shop. The guys at the counter looked bored, like they wanted to go home.

"Sorry guys, we're closing up early for the night."

"I'll pay you a grand," Tara said. She pulled out her fake ID, and her bank card, "I want a crow on the small of my back."

The two guys looked at one another. The one guy shook his head, "I'm going home. We were only supposed to be here til 4. Should have come in earlier."

Tara turned her attention to the other guy, "Can you, do it? I'll give you a grand. You can run my card right now and everything."

The guy bit his lip and nodded slightly, "I'll do it if it goes through."

"It will," she smiled. She took my hand and we watched as the guy ran her card and nodded.

"I'll catch ya later man," the first artist said, heading out the door. The second guy led Tara back and had her fill out some forms while he prepped the ink and he did a quick sketch. I heard the needle start up about half an hour later, and I walked to the front of the shop. Tara was getting a crow tramp stamped on her, and it kind of turned me on.

Yeah, I wasn't patched in yet, but this was something her and I argued over all the time. She told me that she didn't want me to be part of the Sons. Told me that it was a waste of both of our time. But lately, she’d been falling in line. She’d come on rides with me and had even shown up to the clubhouse a few times for the holiday parties. Guess she changed her mind.

"I'm your old lady now," she smiled a few hours later, admiring the work in the mirror. The guy patched her up and ushered us out of the shop so that he could go home. She smiled and kissed me, but winced when my hands went to wrap around her, “shit…super sore, Jax.”

"You realized you were my girlfriend before that, right?" I joked.

She stuck her tongue out at me, "yeah, but before...you know, Alicia had the crow because of you. Now I do."

I took it in stride but sucked in my cheeks. She seemed oblivious to my reaction as she didn't notice. I tried to smile it off as we made our way back to TM for the new year's eve party.

Did she only get it because of Alicia?

Did she really accept what I am, or did she do it because she's jealous? I hadn’t been allowed much time with Mikey ever since her and I had gotten together, and I knew that it pissed both Alicia and Tara off to no-end.

“Mikey is your daughter too,” she hissed, “Alicia is just being a bitch by not letting you see her.”

“I mean we live in the same house,” I shrugged, “I see Mikey all the time.”

“But she doesn’t let you take her out and do things with her,” she said quickly in response, “she doesn’t let you take her out when we do things.”

“Mikey doesn’t really know you, Tara,” I replied with another shrug of my shoulders, “you know how wary she is of new people.”

“She’s around bikers all the time,” Tara sneered, “she just doesn’t trust women other than Alicia and Gemma.”

“If I was a baby girl I wouldn’t trust the guys in my family around crow eaters either,” I laughed, trying to make a joke of it. Tara frowned and I wrapped my arm around her shoulders, “aww, come on, sweetheart, what did I say?”

"Jax," she squealed, making her way back to me. I don't know how far ahead she'd gotten, but she started coming back for me. She took my hand, "come on."

I nodded along, following her as she practically ran to the clubhouse. Mom was there, sitting on Clay's lap. Bobby's wife, precious Ryan had taken the night off and were there as well. Off in the corner I saw how Happy had come down from Tacoma yet again and was talking to Alicia. It kind of pissed me off, for the past few months I would catch her on the phone with him. He would come down and visit when he passed through and visited his mom. Even Mikey had started taking a liking to him.

I walked over to the bar and nodded to a crow eater. She handed me and Tara beers. My mom pulled them away from us before we could take sips, "what in the hell do you think you are doing?"

"Aww come on," Clay laughed, ruffling my hair, "it's new year's eve Gem, give em a break."

"You two going to stay at the clubhouse tonight?"

I nodded, lying to her. She gave me a stern look and I smiled at her, "of course we are, mom."

Mom narrowed her eyes at me before looking to Tara, "and you?"

Tara nodded her head, "of course, Gemma."

I smiled as mom gave us the beers back. I nodded over to the corner Alicia was in, "what's with SAMTAC being here so much?"

"He's trying to make her his old lady," mom laughed, leaning against the bar, "she had a date with Happy ass over there a few months ago and ever since then he’s been coming by every couple of weeks."

I nodded, taking a swig of my beer, "thanks mom."

We started walking off to the table where Chibs and Tig were playing cards with Piney, "Jacky boy."

I smirked as Chibs got out of his chair and hugged me. I looked over to Piney, "Ope coming by tonight?"

He shook his head, "Mary took the keys to his bike. He snuck out to go see Donna."

I laughed and sat down in the chair, pulling Tara onto my lap. Tig nodded at my beer, "your mom say that was alright?"

"And Clay," I added in. Tig shook his head, and they dealt the next hand. We bullshit with everyone for a while, until our beers were empty. Tara took my empty and went over to the bar to exchange them.

"She changed er tune quick, huh, Jacky boy?"

I shook my head, "I don't know. I'm just going with it. She dragged me to a tattoo shop today and got a crow tattooed on the small of her back."

"Your 16-year-old girlfriend got a tramp stamp?"

I nodded at Tig, "Yeah."

He shook his head, "Oh I'd kill Dawn and Fawn if they did that."

I chuckled as Tara came back. I sat for a few more hands before Chibs got himself out. I saw him walk over to the pool table where Alicia now stood with Bobby Elvis and his wife. I looked around and couldn't see Happy or any other SAMTAC guys.

"Clay pulled em about twenty minutes ago."

"What?" I asked, turning to Tig.

"It's quarter til 12. Clay grabbed them so they could help with the fireworks. That reminds me," he said. He turned around to the crow eater at the bar, "go wake up Missy. Gemma told me to make sure she's awake for the fireworks. She's sleeping in Clay's room."

The crow eater nodded and went to wake up my little sister. I looked back to the pool table, "wanna play pool?"

Tara nodded, "Sure."

We excused ourselves from the cards and made our way over to the pool table. Precious Ryan and Bobby had left, and it was just Chibs and Alicia, "need another pair?"

"No," Alicia laughed, "I don't even know what I'm doing. We aren't playing a game. Chibs just said he’d show me a few things."

"Awwwww, come on," Chibs urged, playfully pushing her shoulder, "Come on Alli cat, I know we could beat Jacky boy."

She smiled, "I doubt it, Chibsy. You know I’ve never bothered learning to play."

"Come on," Tara urged very tipsy, "It will be fun."

I smiled, "come on Leesh."

She nodded, "Alright, but I'm terrible. Don’t be mad at me when we lose, Filip."

"It's all in good fun," I smirked. Tara nodded and kissed me. I saw her rack em up, and Chibs broke it.

A crow eater brought the table a round of beers and Chibs thanked her before turning his attention back to the game.

“Wait,” Alicia called as the crow eater turned around. She gave him a look and pulled his beer from him, “he prefers Jameson! Go get him that.”

The crow eater shot her a look but said nothing as she turned and went back to the bar, “you didn’t ‘ave to do tha’ lass.”

“She’s a crow eater. She should know what you drink, Chibsy.”

He smiled and playfully smacked her ass, “alright lass, yer up.”

“Help me,” she giggled, giving him doe eyes. He helped Alicia line up her shot and I felt a small pang in my chest as she kissed him on the cheek in thanks, “you’re the best, Filip.”

Chapter 7

#jax teller #soa jax #soa #sons of anarchy #motorcycle clubs #motorcycle

[leah-halliwell92]

Fast and Furious(ly)

Summary: A follow up to “it’s over”, for @band--psycho​‘s bingo; prompt is Car Sex.  WARNING: Sexual content 18+ only please!

6 p.m – Friday night

You’d walked into the club house feeling pretty ok. It had been a long day but nothing you’d been unable to handle. Tig had been driving you up the wall with trying to make amends for his straying dick. He’d been shooting for the two of you to try again, much to your displeasure. The boys could only do so much to keep him at bay, you knew, but the fact lay in that Tig was tap dancing on your last good nerve, especially when he insisted that your sister was just a lay that happened while drunk. Your sister too for that matter...

She’d been so apologetic, fat tears running down her face as she she sobbed for your forgiveness. Begging you to listen, trying to convince you that he’d only been a lay. That they’d fallen in bed just for sex. You remember yelling something and telling her to got to hell. You’d been avoiding going to TM’s ever since you’d found them together two months ago. In that time your brother-in-law, Ben, had come back from deployment. You’d been happy he was back safe and sound but knew shit would hit the fan sooner rather than later, and it would not be you who started the shit fest. 

/Flashback – two weeks ago/

Everything had come to a head, as you’d predicted, during a family picnic. Ben had been so happy to see everyone again and everyone had been honestly happy to see him too. Half-Sac had been more than happy to sit with him and talk military and how Sac as adorable as he is landed in the rink with the sons. Ben looked impressed, you hoped to God he wasn’t thinking joining up but hey, what's more than family?

You’d been on the other side of the park looking at the vintage Dodge Charger Happy had driven in, more like drooling.

“Never thought you’d be into cars little girl,” the tattooed biker said with a small grin.

You shrug and say, “My dad used to buy and restore old cars. I grew up with the smell of oil and sound of power tools, its kind of why I feel at home here.”

“Well that and that you actually know your shit right?” He said knowingly.

You shrug with a smirk, “And between you and me, I lost my ladyhood in the back of 69′ mustang. There really is nothing like doing it in a muscle car.”

Happy choked on his beer and looked at you as if for the first time. 

You gave him a saucy wink

But before he could say anything else, your heard Opie tell Lyla to take the kids back to the club and keep em there.

Lyla did as done and you turned to see your sister in tears and Ben looking like someone had killed him. 

“Is it true!?” Ben yelled at your sister, “Did you really fuck ten years of marriage down the drain for nothing!?”

You saw Jax hide behind Chibs who gave him a knowing look.

Your sister was in tears apologizing for all she was worth, which currently was nothing. 

What made you mad was Gemma getting in your face about hurting Tiggy. It took Happy, Chibs, Jax, Bobby, and Opie to keep you from beating her ass in. You’d proven to the club a long time ago that you had the balls to do shit others couldn’t do. That included knocking the queen of SAMCRO down a peg...or ten.

Happy had swept you into his car and drove away allowing for you to get some much needed air.

/End flashback/

“You got everything set kiddo?” Bobby asked, coming into the club and setting the last crate of booze on the bar top.

“Yep, just need to count these in and then set up for opening,” you said with a large smile.

“There she is,” the biker looking at you with a happy nod.

“What?” You asked curiously.  

“I’ve not seen you smile like that since Tig decided to commit boyfriend suicide,” he said honestly. 

You sighed but nodded appreciating Bobby’s blunt honesty.

“I hope to see that smile on your face more darlin,” he said with a smile of his own making his way to the back.

“Make me food and I’ll smile all you like papa,” you say with laugh as you counted the bottles.

“Done!” He called out laughing as he went. 

You shook your head and picked up a couple of cold ones to take to Happy and Chibs who were at the pool table.

“There’s the wee lassie!” Chibs called out boisterously as he saw you approach.

You laughed at his antics and let him pull you into a hug. 

“How’s a girl supposed to live with you as her big brother?” You asked teasingly, pulling away to hand Happy his own beer.

“Ya ain’ tha’s what,” he said with laugh as Happy pulled you to his side and pressed a tender kiss to your temple.

“Ya do righ’ by ‘er or no one will find your body,” Chibs said seriously to Happy.

Happy gave a short nod and the men came to an understanding. 

You blushed deeply as you realized that you were truly cared for here. The moment was ruined by a commotion coming from right outside the bar.

“You’ve got to be shittin’ me,” Chibs said with a sigh.

You walked out to find Tig and Ben whaling at each other as hard as they could.

Some crow eaters and stragglers surrounded them as your sister looked on panicked and clearly distraught.

“Fuck me, I knew God should have made me a lesbian,” you say walking back into the bar.

You felt Chibs and Happy stare at you as you made your way inside. 

Bobby saw you pick up a ten gallon bucket and fill it to the brim with water and lots of ice.

“I’m gonna...go do something,” he said as he saw the look on your face. 

You walked back out bucket in hand getting wide eyed looks from Chibs, Happy and the rest of the boys. 

“Thats enough assholes!” You yelled before promptly pouring the bucket over the fighting men. 

“What the hell!” They yelled out ready to pounce when they saw it was you who’d done it.

You looked Ben in the eyed and honestly said, “Yes she fucked Tig, yes she saw a chance while he was drunk and took it, no it doesn’t excuse Tig guilt fucking her every other time the fucked and no I’m not ready to forgive either of them. You’re a decorated military soldier, act like it.”

Tig had never been scared of you but right now, he knew you were done.

“And you, quit coming around Chibs trying to see me,” you said anger and hurt seeping through, “You killed us the moment you fucked her, the moment you didn’t come clean, and the moment you thought playing dumb was the way to go. Quit trying to save something that burned Alexander and us both a favor and stop trying to win me back.”

He gave a shaky nod that he’d understood. 

That done you made your way back inside ignoring your sister’s cries for you.

From then on two things happened, you and Happy grew closer. With him looking out for you closer than the other boys, and Ben made himself a more or less permanent fixture at the club house. He kept to himself most times which worried you. You feared his PTSD would be triggered bad after finding out about your sister. But to your relief, and surprise, Half-Sac had glued himself to Ben’s side.

Happy gave you an appraising look and said, “I have something to show you.”

“Oh really?” You asked with a smirk.

“Don’t you go thinking about asking what either,” he said playfully serious, “It’s a surprise.”

“Ok, fine...keep your secrets,” you said pulling yourself onto the bar top to give him a quick peck.

Before he could pull you over you looked over his shoulder at Opie who was caveman carrying your sister out of the bar.

“I’m not sure if I'm surprised or disappointed,” you said honestly, “Question is if she was here for Ben or if she was looking for familiar pastures.”

Happy gave her a look and noticed Half-Sac consoling Ben, “I think she was here for the soldier.”

“For all her hot bloodedness, (S/N) really did love him,” you said with a sigh letting Happy pull you over the bar top and onto his lap, “Doesn’t excuse what she did though.”

He nodded agreeing with your assessment and said, “You are off as of now little girl.”

“Oh am I really,” you said with a teasing grin, “Says who?”

Happy growled lowly in your ear giving your exposed thigh a firm smack.

It had been some time since you’ve felt this publicly and openly loved. Tig would love on you like a bitch in heat, but this tenderness was something you’d not experienced since the beginning of that relationship. The blend of hot and tender you got from Happy is something else.

“Stand up little girl,” he said after he finished his beer.

You nodded to Half-Sac who understood and took over giving you a saucy wink as you stood and let Happy drag you to the garage of the clubhouse where the boys’ personal vehicles were.

“Pull the cover of that one in the back,” he said nodding a tarp covered car.

You did as told and pulled the cover to reveal something akin to Dom Toretto’s Dodge Charger. 

“How–” You started to ask your eyes wide in awe and wonder.

“Trust me you don't wanna know,” Happy said seriously.  

“Did you kill someone for this?” You asked seriously, you were not about to accept blood money or anything of the sort if it came through the club’s less than stellar dealings.

“No!” He said loudly in alarm, “I just...Uh, it was one of my first fixers.”

You gave him an astonished look.

“You’re giving me, one of your...” You looked at the sleek black 70s car in shock, “You can’t give me this.”

“Why not? You’re my woman now,” he said seriously walking to you slowly pinning you against the car, “And as my woman...I will treat you like the queen you deserve to be treated as.”

You gasped as your butt hit the side of the car.

“And may your queen make a request?” You asked breathlessly.

“Hm.”

You took a hand that was at your hip and put on your cloth covered mound.

“I need you,” you said before gasping as he applied pressure as he ran his and over you.

“Here?” He asked eyes burning with desire.

You smirked and said, “I’ve a surprise for you. Why don’t you pull down these shorts and find out what it is?”

He smirked and yanked your biker shorts down to reveal you wearing nothing underneath.

“This for me?” he asked running his middle finger along your outer folds.

You nod with a sigh that turned into a full moan as you felt it slip between them and tease your entrance and clit.

“So wet already little girl?” He asked as he felt the wetness.

You nod and moaned loudly as ran a finger over your clit.

“I want to hear you scream,” he said sultrily as he pressed open mouth kisses on your neck.

And scream you would, he pushed you onto the side of the car and made quick work of his pants before pulling one of your legs over his hip.

Twin moans escaped echoed as he entered you for the first time.

“Harder daddy,” you moaned as he gave an experimental thrust.

He happily obliged and kicked up the pace while at it.

You held on for dear life as kicked up the pace, the sounds of moans and wet kisses taking over you as you felt your pleasure build. 

Unbeknownst to the two of you, the boys were having a moment. Tig looked like someone had blown up his bike, Jax was on the floor laughing, Opie and Bobby were as red as tomatoes the older of the two murmuring about not having the health strength to handle hearing the woman he considers his kid fucking one of his brothers. 

“Look’s like she found her match then,” Chibs said with a snigger.

Tig threw him dirty look.

“What!? Sorry to say this brotha but while you may have fucked her...Hap’s fucking her up,” Juice said in complete honesty. 

Bobby rolled his eyes and left before he punched someone a new hole.

Half-Sac and Ben shared knowing looks as Sac nuzzled Ben’s neck.

“Happy,” you gasped as you panted.

“Looks like she doesn’t like white man dick,” the young man said matter of factly.

This only made Jax laugh harder and Tig look even more devastated.

“You gonna come for me girl?” He asked reaching between the two of you to rub clit.

You came with a scream.

Ben gave a low whistle and said, “I met (S/N) through (Y/N) in college, (Y/N) was a wild woman I swear on my daddy’s grave. SO much so she invited me to bed with one of her best friends....Now I’m not saying I'd jump her cuz I see her as sister but son of a bitch do I regret not joining that particular duo.”

Half-Sac whistled and pulled ben to where his dorm was grinning from ear to ear saying, “Oh this daddy is mine.”

Chibs went to Tig and said, “The next time the good lord gives you the privilege of being with a good woman to fuck it up ya feck.”

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