#ya'll

[radiance1]

The Justice League summons the Ghost King for his help with a certain something [you can decide what that is].

They expected something mighty, something that screamed royalty and was distinctly something other.

What they didn't expect, was for the Ghost King to appear in nothing but farmer attire, holding a bush, and humming.

Now, you see. Pariah Dark was enjoying his retirement, sure, he was still King, but in reality, the Ghost Zone no longer needed a king since it fell into Anarchy and sure, he could've just forced everything back together under his lone rule. But then a small koi passing through time whispered within his ear a most tempting offer.

And, well, he truly was unable to resist such temptation.

So, there he was, enjoying his afterlife on earth (or one of many) on a farm. His day started as normally as it would any other, waking up (and isn't that such an unusual thing?), fixing his bedding, taking a shower, preparing breakfast, eating said breakfast, and out the door to start his day.

All things that humans do, something he never thought he would do, but such a thing was... actually quite nice.

He walked around his farm, tending to his crops, taking care of any offending intruders upon his small kingdom, and picking up the ones that were ready to sell. Then he took out a brush and got to one of the best parts of his days.

Brushing his horses.

So of course, he had to be ripped away from his daily reward in the midst of a summoning. He was very disappointed, to say the least, he got used to not using his powers often in his new afterlife, so him not falling to the ground was purely his lower body strength.

He stopped humming, sighed, placed the brush in his pocket and looked over at the people who summoned him, vaguely recognizing them as that one group humans... liked? Raged? He doesn't know the exact words they used nowadays.

Okay, he could do this, he could be nice.

"What pathetic mortal creatures would dare summon a being higher than themselves."

Or not.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #Ya'll #I swear to Arceus #This is a GHOST KING PARIAH DARK POST #NOT A GHOST KING DANNY ONE #FuCK #Ahem #I'm sorry I know it's a popular headcanon but #Ah #No #<3 #Pariah Dark was summoned specifically because he was the Ghost King #And I am NOT hearing any Ghost King Danny reblogs sneaking their way in here #Just #Making that clear

[robntunney]

personal space? idk her: [59/?]

#the mentalist #mentalistedit #thementalistedit #patrick jane #teresa lisbon #jane x lisbon #jisbon #nospace #tm: 7x05 #i made dis #ya'll

[torukmaktoskxawng]

Let me get this straight: from what we learn in both the movies, books, and games, humans can't eat the food on Pandora because it's toxic, can't swim in the water because it's acidic (edit: not life-threatening unless they're likely exposed for too long), almost every animal is out to kill them, the locals WILL kill them, but they still wanna stay on Pandora regardless like what???

Hey, I got an idea. We have the means of traveling into outer space. Why don't we just... find a planet or moon that isn't out to kill us??? Or better yet, fix the planet we actually come from??? Stop killing all our resources???

Actually, I got a better idea:

Travel to this planet. It's habitable, no animals there that want to kill ya:

Except maybe this guy 😏 have fun, RDA!

Taglist: @mooniequeen @avatar-lover

#ya'll #humans really do just wanna take whatever they want #doesn't matter if they want something that'll kill them #i am not affiliating myself with this species lol #atwow #avatar the way of water #avatar 2 #avatar #avatar 2009 #james cameron avatar #james cameron #avatar 2022 #scifi is whack guys #alien #alien covenant #ridley scott #ridley scott alien #alien ridley scott

[swiftispunk]

There's video!

https://twitter.com/joeIsmillers/status/1768350621411782707?t=jItGDbxNe79cOc5dlcA2vA&s=19

I'm not going to be ok. The caressing, the kisses, the nuzzling!!

💀

oh this man is going to be so bad for mental health. fuck. FUUUUUCK -

#HE - #ya'll #i'm fucked up i can't stop watching it #ask #missredherring #the uninvited spoilers

[shysimblr]

Jamie and Beth’s Home. 

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 interior #ya'll #ive beeen so into bright colours lately #i picked the orange house as my san sequioa house in the end #it was the first one i tried in san fran style and it was my fave! #got so much to catch you up on but im lazy #sigh

[believe-in-alderaan]

Merrin

#YA'LL #good lord look at her #merrin #nightsister merrin #jedi survivor #jedi fallen order #jfo #star wars

[lnkedmyheart]

The fuck be happening in the bungay canines universe?

#ya'll #its the forehead touch of idiot boys who will fall in love #skk #spoilers bsd

[dead-soulz]

i need to be normal about the media i consume i need to be normal about the media i consume i need to be normal about the media i consume i need to be normal about the media i consume i ne-

#ya'll #its a struggle #ough #ev squeaks

[snowddeong]

5E5ARYSTAHJSKDJJEUEUW8W88GWHSHSISHUSYSUEGEUEGEHDGDGDDHH

#snow is gay lmao #YA'LL #RYEJI 😫 #WHAT MPRE DO I HAVE TO SAY LIKE

[insertsomthinawesome]

The Traveler noticed he wasn’t feeling as good as normal and threw a scarf on him before he could argue. x3 Diluc’s too polite to take it off (also its nice to have a friend who cares ;;v;;)

#fanart #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #diluc genshin impact #genshin impact #my fanart #isa's fanart #insertsomthinawesome #July2022 #YA'LL #I'VE SEEN THE NEW SKIN AND #I AM SO HAPPY #ITS SO PRETTY #AND HONESTLY JUST HAS LIKE #A BAJILLION THINGS AOBUT IT THAT ARE #MY SPECIFIC CUP OF TEA #i be drinking well freinds SDFASFSDFSDF #this was actually a hair experiement for him #wanted to try drawing it different than normal #sorry arts so slow #life's been slapping me again and again

[darubyprincx]

ok let's settle this

#ray's tag #polls #y'all #yall #ya'll

[hardchoicespod]

How good do Spider-Man villains bang?

[We're not talking about hotness. This is only about what they bring to the bedroom]

Norman Osborn is a shit f*ck. FINDOM THIS DOOFUS 🤑🤑🤑 Unless you want to hear that screechy ass Green Goblin voice. You want to hear him tell you hard he's gonna nut in that voice?

2. Doctor Octopus? WHAT A F*CKING ROMANTIC! LOOK AT THAT FACE! Do you not think he brings flowers??? Man has trained each limb to make you scream in a different way.

3. J. Jonah Jameson. Not technically a villain, but like, don't you want to fuck this absolute smug asshole bastard? LEAVE THE CIGAR LIT, BABYEEEEE

4. Venom is the ultimate goo husband and will love you and keep you safe and eat pop-tarts with you at 3am, but also, he got that tooooongue 👅👅👅

5. Mephisto is gonna make you think he's f*cking you and then suddenly, from the mists of this incredible performance of raw sexual power, he appears and then does a comedy 💦 on you because motherf*cker can't resist. Do you want this dude to nut on your tits and then laugh at his own dumbf*ck genius?

6. Rhino is a problem. Look, is the dick trapped in the suit or not? If this is hardcore chastity play, okay. Okay, we can fuck like that Rhino. But don't you want this weirdo to just cut loose and pound you so hard the neighbors call your super? HE IS A FULL TIME FURRY AND ALSO DOES CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! Find out about that dick situation first tho, probably.

You want more lovingly horny takes about these dorks? listen to Hard Choices 26 - Spider-Man and get all the boners you can possibly handle. Episode description? Babe, I got you.

We all know that with great power comes great responsibility. You know what else comes with great power? Us when we think about Spider-Man! It's not just Peter Parker who makes our web-shooters go thwip, either; he's got a huge cast of friends, foes, and supporting characters to suit every taste, from monsterfucks like Venom, to adorable loser fucks like The Shocker, to the jackpot herself, Mary Jane. This episode, your friendly neighborhood MeganBob pushes DEEP into the Spiderverse to find the median, the zenith, and the nadir of its fuckability, all with the help of: The Amazing Annie Craton! The Spectacular James D'Amato! And Dan Mulkerin from an alternate reality where he never lost his Captain Universe powers! IN THIS ISSUE: Dan single-handedly promotes Tombstone from D-tier to Daddy-tier MeganBob discovers the only bad way to listen to "The Cruel Angel's Thesis" Annie lets Carnage's gooey appeal blind her to his, you know, everything else And James finally takes a public stance on whether eating boys is wrong!

Is this podcast safe for work? F*ck no it isn't. Is this going to make you laugh so hard you snort a cheeto? Yeah, probably. Jump to anywhere in the episode for takes that will make you go "Ya'll need god."

Big Sloppy Kisses, Hard Choices 💋🍆

Which spidey character's are your top three f*cks? We won't tell.

#spiderman #across the spiderverse #spiderverse au #spiderverse x reader #podcast #doctor octopus #green goblin #spidey #smut #when you want to fuck norman osborn but know you shouldn't though #But I'd rather fuck Doctor Octopus #Ya'll #kraven the hunter #is the most fuckable villain ever maybe?

[unikron-kitten-kat]

Cabin Chase:: Part 1 .. 11 .. 111

Mission Details

Slenderman wants to have more fun with Zackary, but it wants to be discreet about it. So when Zackary recieves a solo mission, he doesn't question the possibility of Slenderman having ulterior motives to send him off to a large, possibly haunted, cabin out in the middle of nowhere.

No tws here (reread it and noticed errors that made me itch :,) )

Zachary sat waiting.

He flipped through a book to pass the time, though the loud ticking of the clock often jolted him out of focus.

About thirty minutes after he sat, the door finally opened.

He tried to keep himself from reacting.

The man to finally come in happened to be his.. He didn't even know The Slenderman's title to him.

He was his Boss, but on the other hand, Zackary couldn't help but pine for him. And he supposes The Slenderman feels the same, in a more possessive matter that is.

Zackary couldn't help the throb in between his legs.

It must be some sort of pheromone thing or whatever, as whenever he was in the vicinity of The Slenderman, in a setting like this --dark room, barely chilly--, he always felt his want kick in.

It was like The Slenderman had an influence over Zackary's body, and Zackary wasn't sure how he felt about it.

The Slenderman was leaning against his desk, arms crossed.

Zackary could feel its gaze on him, roaming, and he felt its searing gaze pause at his opened legs. Trying not to bring to attention he knew, Zackary crossed his legs over, pulling his hands into his lap. He could the being was mildly upset.

"This next mission is a solo one, Zackary, you won't be needing anybody to help you anyway."

The Slenderman was quick to get to the point.

A tentacle slithered its way along the floor, raising upward for Zackary to take the notecard with the delicately curved print of the address to his target location.

Zackary had blushed at the notion of the tentacle momentarily --to the point of being almost unnoticeable-- pausing when level to his crotch.

Almost like The Slenderman knew Zackary was aroused, and was contemplating having him then and there.

Zackary recognized the address.

"Been here b'fore."

"Have you, now?"

"Yeah, my ol uncle used to live there.. 'Till he said th'place was haunted and dipped. My parents didn't even know if he lived much after that.. Ma was distraught greatly after he vanished."

Zackary paused.

He rubbed the back of his neck.

"I don't think my car can even make it. Even my daddy could barely make it there an' back with the tank on his, and that tank could hold more than a propane tank's worth.... Seems like.."

Zackary trailed off.

"Eh, I'll just pack an extra gas canister or two. That should be enough."

He stood to leave.

"Guy have any guns I should be worried about?"

"No, no he doesn't."

"A'ight, I'll get goin' I guess."

"Mm. I'll be calling you when you get there. Don't make me wait."

The last part was barely heard as Zackary took his leave. The Slenderman stared after him, content with itself, and the assurance of a long, fun night ahead.

#another lil mini series #featuring Zackary #slenderman x male oc #slenderman x malereader #slenderman x male reader #slenderman x male!reader #slenderman x trans oc #slenderman x trans y/n #slenderman x reader smut #slenderman x oc smut #slenderman x zackary #ya'll #I found the GIF button :O #its over #asthetic smut posts!? #yes please

[t1m3ly]

fellas trash me later for watching vol. 2 literally only 2 days ago but a real life transcript of my family during the byler car scene

Will on screen: Even El. Especially El.

Mom: He has a crush on El doesn't he.

Me: ...what?

Mom: Will, he- he has a crush on El.

Me: But they're- they're siblings.

Mom: Yeah but they're just ste- like adopted.

Me: But they're still- siblings! I don't, I don't think-

Mom: So, he's jealous of Mike.

Me: what about- what dad said during volume one?? [*During the Byler sitting on a car scene* Dad: I think he has a crush on the other- Mike.]

Dad: What do you mean during volume one?

Mom: What volume one.

Me: Never mind.

[SILENCE]

Will on screen: So yeah, El needs you Mike.

Dad:...he has a crush on the guy.

Mom, incredulously: He's gay?

Me, a bit too forcefully: YES.

#ya'll #this is just #...goddamn #stranger things #stranger things season four #stranger things s4 #stranger things 4 #stranger things byler #stranger things mike #stranger things will #will byers #mike wheeler #t1m3ly

[swiftispunk]

oh that's not -

#YA'LL #vacation!joel #is this what you guys meant when you said people talk about ysd on twitter

[child-of-the-cosmos]

YA'LL, DROP EVERYTHING RN AND GO WISH TWAY-LA A BANGER OF A BIRTHDAY.

#LET ME TELL YOU WHEN I CHECKED #AND SAW IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY #YA'LL #TIME STOPPED FOR A SECOND #SJJSDKDJSKDDKDKSKD #SHE'S SUCH AN AMAZING MOOT AND HONESTLY DESERVES THE WHOLE WORLD #RUBBING MY HANDS TOGETHER VERY EVILLIY #AND THE WHOLE WORLD SHE SHALL GET #YA'LL NEVER SAW THIS THO #mutual madness #please i love my moots so much