#yahoogameplays

[cheyj05]

Youtuber Ego Gravity Falls au

Gravity Falls but with Youtuber egos

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

  -Yandereiplier and JBM are Dipper and Mabel and no I will not elaborate

  -Celine is Grunkle Stan and Damien is Ford. It would also make sense the other way around but imagine Grauntie Celine. You’re welcome. (Wilford is McGucket)

  -The Host is the creepy librarian. Jackie thinks he might be a supervillain and Yan thinks he might be dating Dr. Iplier (No and yes respectively).

 -Dr. Iplier and Dr. Von Schneeplstein are the only two doctors in town and play rock-paper-scissors to decide who gets stuck with the supernatural nonsense this week.

  -There’s a figure in the mirrors around the Murder Hut(Celine would absolutely keep that name). Jackie is suspicious of them but Yan tries to befriend them. Only a few people can see them. (Jackie learns sign from Mr. Jackson, the clock store owner who may-or-may-not be a time traveler, so he can communicate w/ them. Their name is Eve) 

  - They can appear in any mirror within the town boundaries. Celine pretends she can’t see them but she can and they know she can and she can’t bear to look at them. It’s made worse by the fact she’s a seer so she can see their face instead of a silhouette.

  -Jackie is 90% percent sure Bing ,Google, and Yahoo! are robots. He’s probably right.

-  Bing is the Hut’s mechanic (he basically Soos), Yahoo is The Host’s library assistant, and Google is plotting the extinction of the human race.

- Yandereiplier’s friends are Yanderegameplays and Yandyler (Yandere! Tyler).

-Every employee at The Murder Hut who isn’t Bing is a demon that Celine made work there as punishment for wrecking her shop

-Marvin is constantly try to get Celine to make him her apprentice.

-I might make more of this.

EDIT: I wrote a fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/43677903

#ego au #gravity falls au #yandereiplier #jackieboyman #wkm celine #wkm damien #wilford warfstache #the host #dr.iplier #henrik von schneeplestein #wkm da #eve(da) #jameson Jackson #marvin the magnificent #bingiplier #googleplier #yahoogameplays #yanderegameplays #yandere!tyler #yandereplier

[somebodywithawifi]

CGP egos in my mutuals designs pt 2, this time with @toxicidity , @citrussomebody , and @morningbyrd as mad mike, yahoo, and blank

! Reblogs > Likes ! Pt 1 here

#its 2am I started at 11:30 #crankgameplays #love you hope you know how amazing these designs I basically stole are #crankgameplays egos #mad mike #yahoogameplays #blankgameplays #aliart

[dailyegos]

Blank: I've known @ego-ask-blog 's Yahoo for one day, and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone and then myself.

#blankgameplays #yahoogameplays #crankgameplays #cgp egos #ego-ask-blog #sorry for the sketchy #havent been able to do digital these days

[tox-city]

I would very much like to blame @citrussomebody for their lovely design of yahoogameplays-

#my art shit #toxicidity #yahoogameplays #fanart #crankgameplays egos #crankgameplays #crankgameplays fanart #cranky crew #yahoogameplays fanart #citrussomebody #digital doodle #dooble #yahoo my beloved

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Headcanons: Crankegos ⚙️

Aight, we’re doing this so buckle up, because I got a lot to share!

Note: I consider Memento one, but he’ll be in another post with Mori where I’ll go more into-depth about them both.

Mad Mike

Runs both an ice cream shop and an ice cream truck (he changes outfits depending on which he’s working at).

Once owned a highly successive business.

But it was shutdown after Silver Shepherd discovered that the ice cream was being laced with drugs.

Since then Mike tries to stop doing that..but once in a while he’ll put a tiny bit of cocaine in a scoop or two (claims it’s “extra sugar”).

Loves to bake on his days off.

Contrary to his song, he’s got a soft spot for kids and never drugs their desserts.

Struggles with his own addictions from time-to-time, but he’s getting better at dealing with the withdrawals.

Very flirtatious.

Also fluent in French, so that gives him extra brownie (pun intended) points.

Somehow, someway..he’s evaded police ever since the encounter with Silver.

Not very good at talking about his or other people’s problems...so he usually just whips up some ice cream as a temporary solution!

His eyes turn to pink and blue swirls whenever his sanity dips or if he wants to hypnotize someone who insulted his business practices.

Mike’s just a bubbly guy all around.

Blank

One of Ethan’s less malicious dark egos.

Embodies his anxiety and nightmares (though mainly the former)

Blank himself has severe anxiety issues that tend to make him panic over small things.

Corroded teases him for being a crybaby sometimes, but he can’t help he’s overly-emotional. 

Gets very self-conscious of his acne/black eyes/appearance in general, afraid of scaring people away.

Has bluish-pale gray skin.

Likes wearing baggy clothing, though it’s really only to hide the wilted vines and black veins that wrap around his arms and legs.

When he has a breakdown, black oily tears stream down his face, he shakes violently, the room get abruptly cold, and he mumbles unintelligible gibberish.

It can go on from a few seconds to almost 15 minutes straight. It's extremely hard to snap him out of it.

Has haptephobia (fear of physical contact), but he’ll let people he’s close with (like the other egos) make contact with him.

Hates being thrown in with the rest of the dark egos.

Corroded

The first of Ethan’s dark egos, albeit the more forgettable one.

He’s a rusted robot, with gray/brown skin that’s metallic in some areas (especially on his face and hands).

Completely hollow inside (physically) except for metal “bones” keeping himself together.

His eyes are also empty sockets instead of being purely black.

Like Anti he’s a glitching entity who induces paranoia in people with hushed whispers and clones of himself.

Bitter to Ethan about being used for the 5-year anniversary poster advertisement, despite that not being his intention at all.

Also resents Blank for becoming the more popular dark ego.

Regularly drinks oil.

If you call him an animatronic he can and will decimate you.

His biggest pet peeves are being taken for granted and being called a “dumb robot”.

A major weakness is his legs being so rusted they lock up and he can’t move for a long while.

Heapass

A punkish prisoner who’s best friends with Yancy.

He’s been arrested for smoking illegal drugs, dealing said drugs (with Mike, who managed to escape officers while ditching him in the process), and excessive speeding/reckless driving.

But he was sent to HTP for a fatal hit-and-run (while he was smoking grass behind the wheel).

Doesn’t talk a whole lot, but he likes to stand around and smugly grin like he’s got a trick up his sleeve.

Spoiler: He doesn’t, and if you were to ask Yancy about him he’d tell you Heap is one of the sweetest people he’s had the honor of meeting.

He did break his arm during a brawl (tho he told the warden he fell in the yard).

He’s good at keeping secrets. He has no reason to gossip unless you insult his family.

Also dyed his hair black. Just because.

Jake

Was among the many bright scientists trying to find a cure for the spontaneous zombie plague.

He was also Prof. Beauregard's assistant.

Though unfortunately he didn’t last long before he ended up turning.

Surprisingly he still retains much of his scientific knowledge.

But he can’t wrap his rotting brain around complex formulas.

So he’ll sometimes try to mix chemicals and write notes--both of which turn out to be huge messes.

With the other Crankegos, Jake has his own lab.

He gets agitated easily, so he’ll go there to calm down if he needs to.

Can still speak normally, though his voice is extremely scratchy and he hates repeating himself.

So Yahoo often translates for him.

Likes being with a group of zombies...humans not so much.

Though since the Crankegos aren’t exactly human, he doesn’t mind them at all.

Bernice

She’s the gothic mother hen of the Crankegos.

Though at the same time she’s a vicious mama bear if you dare cross her and/or her family.

She’s stern with Mike and Corroded, but very soft towards Heap, Jake, and Blank.

The prisoner often looks to her as a mother, since he didn’t have the best relationship with his own growing up.

Loved red, black, and silver makeup. Especially eyeshadow and mascara. She makes sure to visit the dye shop every so often to keep her hair a bright red.

No one knows how she pays for all those times. But she does it.

Very sassy and likes to show-off a lot, though she’s not a narcissist. 

She’s very generous, too, and can’t stand the thought of being completely obsessed with only her own happiness.

Don’t ask her if she feels weird being the only female Crankego. She’ll break your kneecaps.

Cries at animal rescue/adoption commercials all the time.

Likes wearing meme shirts to be “hashtag relatable”.

She says it exactly like that and Ethan, Heap, and Mike groan every time she does.

Saint

He’s a very holy man, of course, with much dedication to the church.

While Saint doesn’t say what church (or even what his name is for that matter) he’s from, he practices good teachings.

Scolds people if they constantly curse/take the Lord’s name in vain.

He tried integrating memes into his teachings so younger generations won’t be as bored during mass.

But when Jeremiah (Priestiplier) proofreads his writings..he just shakes his head in disapproval.

So those never see the light of day.

Thinks Blank, Corroded, and Jake are horribly cursed and regularly tries spraying them with holy water.

He just gets three annoyed inhuman beings glaring at him.

Heap and Mike confess their recent sins to him sometimes. It helps them get stuff off their chest.

Though Mike always starts out by saying “I’ve been very naughty-”

And Saint has to stop himself from slapping him with the book.

Beyond that, he’s just an all-around good dude.

Yahoo

Like Bing and Google, he’s a search engine-based android designed to answer people’s questions.

Often speaks in a soft and sincere tone of voice, though he can be firm when necessary.

One of his eyes is more cybernetic than humanlike, and it’s capable of many functions including infrared and x-ray scanners, as well as being able to instantly identify any individual he sees.

That’s how he got to know all of the Crankegos so easily.

He’s on good terms with all the Googles...except for Blue, of course, since he thinks he’s just another rival.

But Yahoo still tries to be kind regardless.

Unfortunately some take advantage of that, though Bernice and Mike usually come to his defense.

He’s terrified of water and viruses..so he tends to stay away from Blank and Corroded.

When he’s recharging, both his eyes glow purple under his eyelids.

He’s got a lot of service features, including Yahoo! Finance (to help with personal finances), Answers (a q&a), and Mail.

Kinda misses the funky logo the company had from 1996-2013

#crankgameplays #mad mike #blankgameplays #corroded crank #dark crankgameplays #heapass #jake the zombie #bernice #saintgameplays #yahoogameplays #crankegos #crank egos #ahwm #headcanons

[crankfessions]

Hello folks! This is a confession blog for, as you can see, Crankgameplays aka Ethan Nestor. Feel free to send in any asks you want, about him or his egos. Check Navigation while you’re at it for the Mod Intros, FAQ, and the tag system. Have fun! - Mod Annus

#crankgameplays #cgp egos #cgp #ethan nestor #blankgameplays #unus #mad mike #the gongoozler #heapass #crankgameplays egos #ethan nestor egos #unus annus #corruptgameplays #not a confession #Mod Annus #yahoogameplays #bernice crankgameplays

[ratdadarts]

@kinglyqueenly!!! Its done!!! 9 hours worth of hard work for this masterpiece!!!!

@crankgameplays hhhhhh

#crankgameplays #yahoogameplays #mad mike #ethan nestor #crankgameplays egos #crankegos #finished #digital #AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #this is possibly my favorite piece

[ethan-love-blog]

BANNER DAY 2! STOP AND READ!

Okay so i made a banner for @crankgameplays​ here it is

Can all of you Give me reasons why you love Ethan

Or just

Anything

For Ethan

Cause i’m gonna write all that stuff down on the banner

Ethan deserves some love and i want him to see it

Please

Please leave your reasons or lovely sayings for him in my ask box!

I’d really appreciate it

I think Ethan would too All the stuff i have gotten so far is on there dont’ worry!

Please reblog and share if you can!

#crankgameplays #blankgameplays #yahoogameplays #cranky crew #ethan nestor #support

[kalehdo]

@septicstacheedits requested a drawing of Ethan’s fanon search engine ego, YahooGamePlays

Never drawn Ethan before, so this was definitely challenging

#crankgameplays #yahoogameplays #ethan nestor #crankgameplays egos #septicstacheedits #kal's dumb art

[cheyj05]

Youtuber Ego Gravity Falls au Part 2

Bet ya didn’t think I’d do a second part huh.

Part 1 

Part 3

Part 4

@the-chemist

- The demons who work at the Murder Hut are Antisepticeye and Blankgameplays. Anti is always breaking the merchandise so his time working there is always being extended. Blank only had to work for a week but just kinda.. kept working there. He’s free labor so Celine’s not complaining.

-Bernice and Gothgameplays are always hanging around the Hut and telling Celine how much they “love her aesthetic”. She has no idea what they mean but customers are customers.

-Mermark and Merethan live in the public pool though Jackie and Yan manage to (even though it cut into Yan’s attempt to flirt with Senpai) relocate them back to the ocean. With the help of Captain Magnum of course.

-Captain Magnum lives in a pirate ship over the lake and honestly doesn’t do very many pirate-y things.

-  The Gongoozler is basically the Gobblewonker except he isn’t mechanical, just really bad at talking to people.

-Here’s my lore for the androids: Madpat invented them to destroy humanity and obey his orders unquestioningly but they all went wrong somehow. Yahoogameplays had multiple functions but was too nice and asked too many questions. Bing followed orders but wasn’t willing to destroy humanity. Google wanted to destroy humanity and had the ability to multiply himself but was too defiant. Corroded Crank was supposed to be the perfect one but ended up almost killing Madpat and freeing the other android from where they were locked up for being “failures”.

-All the androids escaped except for Corroded, who was later rediscovered by Bing, Jackie, and Yan in the ruins of the old warehouse. He lives with Bing now.

-Madpat now works at the local Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza and plots world domination.

-The Postman will deliver to you wherever you are. And I mean wherever you  are. No matter what.

-Father Ethan is the only priest in town b/e every other priest ran screaming. He thinks he the only sane person in town and that he can “purify these sinners”. He is wrong.

-Professor Beauregard is scientist there to study Gravity Fall’s supernatural phenomenons. She’s constantly getting herself into trouble so Silver and Jackie always have to save her.

-Silver Shepherd is the town’s local superhero and is not very good at it but Jackie looks up to him regardless.

-Natemare is a famous singer who turned out to be hypnotizing people so Jackie arrested him. He’s in the local prison now and is friend with Yancy.

-Robbie the Zombie happened b/e Yan wanted to do magic and Marvin was willing to enable teach her. They ended up summoning a lot of zombies but they managed to get rid of all of them except Robbie b/e he wasn’t really harming anyone.

I will do more of this... eventually. (p.s tell me if you want to be tagged the next time I do this)

#ego au #gravity falls au #yandereiplier #jackieboyman #wkm celine #antisepticeye #blankgameplays #bernice #mermark #merethan #captain magnum #the gongoozler #madpat #yahoogameplays #bingiplier #googleplier #corroded crank #the postman #father ethan #professor beauregard #silver shepherd #natemare #yancy #robbie the zombie #marvin the magnificent #markiplier #jackscepticeye #mark egos #markiplier egos #jackscepticeye egos

[somebodywithawifi]

yahoo waking up and choosing violence pls, thank u

Uhhh I really forgot about the whole choosing violence thing but here ya go! Thanks for the request!

! Reblogs > Likes !

#yahoogameplays #crankgameplays #crankgameplays egos #asks #citrussomebody #kdbxhsjdid the first time ive evwr drawn my baby ;-; #requested #aliart

[septicstacheedits]

Random Thought:

Mark has Googleplier and Bingiplier as canon egos and Sean has Bingsepticeye as a fanon ego.

I think we should have Yahoogameplays as a search engine ego

We also deserve some female egos. Siri, Cortana and Alexa could be egos of Amy, Wiishu and Kathryn (i dont know who would have what though)

#markiplier #jacksepticeye #crankgameplays #wiishu #peebles #kathryn knutsen #googleplier #bingiplier #bingsepticeye #yahoogameplays #random thought

[kazoosarentsatanic]

YahooGamePlays HC’s

He does have a safe search but he chooses to keep it off because he feels special saying curse words

The others will use his choice to keep safe search off against him, like yelling, “hEY YAHOO, SHOW ME P O R N!” And of course, knowing his primary objective is to answer and respond to all questions and suggestions, he’s forced to submit his small, pure brain to the horror that is an intimate relationship on screen.

Gets VERY flustered VERY easily, usually mumbles and mutters incoherently and VERY loudly when he’s confused

Will jump out of his socks if he’s surprised. He practically screams bloody fucking murder

Genuinely scared of Google, but pretty good buddies with Bing

He once got caught mocking Google, walking around the house in a robotic movement, saying “My primary objective is to destroy mankind.”

Let’s just say, it didn’t end well

Super creeped by Blank

Sweet, kind, fun loving

He really liked his blue hair and was kind of sad when Ethan dyed it brown again

Glitches out and shuts down when too many people are talking to him at once. His voice goes monotone, turns very deep, and slowly trails off as his default phrase, “Powering down,” is said

When the above happens, it’s usually creepier than Blank

Yells a LOT, really loud guy

@yahoo-protection-squad

#yahoogameplays

[anon-bingsepticeye]

So you're the only one left? Did you make any friends with the other models while they were still around?

Not really. Only a thousand of us were made, a test run to see if we were viable. I in particular was made for a contest, a way to promote the new model by appealing to Youtube fans. The person who won me gave me to my user as a gift since she was lonely and needed help around the house.

I was friends with a Yahoo android though. But I haven't seen him in a while, his user moved a year before I was recalled.

#anonymous #anon bse #(( the yahoo android is a reference to the fan character yahoogameplays an ego for ethan/crankgameplays ))

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I was bored, so I decided to make some aesthetics for each of Crankgameplays’ egos! (Or at least the ones that I personally consider to be egos)

1. Saintgameplays (Twitter/Instagram/ADWM Bloopers) 2. Mad Mike (ADWM/ADWM Bloopers/Mad Mike) 3. Corroded Crank (Out of Time) 4. Blank (RYC #27) 5. Yahoo (Fan-Made)

I consider Corroded and Blank as two separate dark egos because while we hear Corroded actually speak in a sort of robotic voice in the Out of Time video, we only hear Blank mumble words in the RYC video.

@yahoo-protection-squad You inspired me to make my own vers of Yahoo ^w^ So I hope ya like this~

I̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶I̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶y̶c̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶n̶k̶ ̶m̶o̶o̶d̶b̶o̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶l̶u̶v̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶

#crankgameplays #crankgameplays egos #corroded crank #corruptgameplays #blankgameplays #yahoogameplays #saintgameplays #moodboard #aesthetic #mad mike

[crowned-ladybug]

Do you know of Bingsepticeye?

I certainly know of him, but not much about him, I guess?

He’s a fanmade SepticEgo, right? A bit old, made to counterbalance Google (I guess when he was first created)? I think he has yellow hair instead of green or brown and is way more friendly than Mr Grumpyass Googlymoogly over there.

But that’s about all I know, so feel free to enlighten me!

#i love learning about new egos whether i end up adopting them or not #i know he exists and i also know someone made a yahoogameplays #and as a joke i made two egos i never did anything with #i still wanna draw them sometimes #peebdriod and firefox_12 #anyway if you do wanna tell me about him but it would get too long for asks #plus asks might still be doing fucky things rn #lil reminder that submit is open and it doesn't have a character limit #if that would be easier #bingsepticeye #Anonymous