*Yakko is cooking*
Wakko: Any chance that’s for me?
Yakko: It’s for Scratchy. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Dot: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Mouse Dad AU Headcanon: Dottie
Mickey is the only person who can call the warner sister, Dottie. This is because he once thought it up as a sweet nickname and when Dot heard it for the first time and she saw how excited he was that he came up with a perfect nickname she looked at him and thought, “….You know what, sure. He’s earned it.”
Of course she opens up to Mickey later on about the nickname and how it’s something that initially bothered her. And when Mickey hears this he immediately apologizes and says he won’t use it anymore if it’ll make her feel better. But by that point, it’s okay if it’s from him. But only from him.
Dot to anyone else: “How dare you call me ‘Dottie!’ That name is strictly reserved for my Dadoo!”
Mickey still only uses the name sparingly, but it’s become a term of endearment. He’ll only say it if he’s about to say something that she needs to hear. It’s one of the only ways to get her undivided attention when it’s important.
Dot: “I guess I… I don’t think I’ll ever be as important as my brothers. They’ll always be remembered as the Warner Brothers while I’m just… Dot. Just Dot. Nothing special at all.”
Mickey: “My dear princess Dottie, don’t you know how much you are loved? Your siblings, and Minnie, and me… there’s no replacement for our little girl.”
Dot: “…You really think so?”
Mickey: “Aw hon, I know so! We couldn’t be our family without you.”
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Slappy: The next person to say 'weird flex, but okay' is gettin' dynamite down their pants
Dot: Unusual claim, but to each their own
Wakko: Strange brag, but what'ev
Yakko: Preposterous boast, but alas
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