Incorrect quotes w the sillies
Yaku: "You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon."
Kuroo, not looking up from their book: "Spear."
Yaku: "BLOCKED."
Yaku: "Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."
Kuroo: "I think you mean cards."
Yaku, pulling knives out of his sleeves: "No, I do not."
Yaku: "Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground."
Kuroo: "Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that."
Yaku, standing with their back turned: "I’ve been expecting you, Kuroo."
Kuroo: "How did you do that without turning around?"
Yaku: ... "To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you."
Yaku: This is such a bad idea.
Kuroo: Then why are you coming along?
Yaku: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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shot through the heart by pratintraining on ao3 is officially my fav kuroyaku fic please read it
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hellooo are there any kuroyaku fans out there that have not read bnha and wouldnt mind beta-ing a fic for me? it's only got one chapter so far (3k).
it's a multiverse spiderman au and i just borrowed some villains from bnha so it's technically a crossover, but i want to try make it readable for haikyuu fans even if they havent read bnha.
just dm me or smth if ur interested. thanks!!
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SECOND KOFI SKETCH IS HERE AND IT’S A YAKUROO! Had to actually search for dad jokes on this one and maybe made myself ship Yakuroo on the process of drawing it? life is full of surprises
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Kuroo: Gasoline?
Kenma: I'm pretty sure that's water.
Kuroo[lighting a match]: Well, only one way to find out.
Kenma: *doesn't even try to stop him*
Kuroo: *throws match and gasoline ignites*
Yaku: THERE WERE MORE WAYS TO TELL!
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“Hey Yakkun, do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.”
Yaku slammed his head on the table, face bright red, “Kuroo these are not approved teaching methods.”
Kuroo smirked, “If I was an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
Yaku screeched, turned around and punched Kuroo in the arm. Really hard.
Kuroo wheezed, “Your lab or my lab?”
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yeah sure... it’s the coffee he’s addicted to.. it’s also the coffee making his heart beat a little faster... and his palms sweat..and-
kryk coffeeshop setting
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Would anybody be interested in a Kuroyaku week? (it wouldn’t take place now since there are already many weeks atm, I was thinking maybe October/November? idk, if you’re interested, dm me!)
UPDATE: so I did a thing...https://mobile.twitter.com/krykweek2020
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let’s talk about why i’m excited for s4
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i have. so many. they are all circling my brain lmao help. (for further reference: spiderman yaku fic / tkd au fic + doodles)
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