#yall are so fucking hilarious

[isa-ah]

im watching a retrospective about Majora's Masks dungeon progression and realizing a little more every time he says "this game took a lot of very brave steps out to not be ocarina of time" that my disappointment with totk isn't out of place. I've been told "it's breath of the wild 2, why did you expect it to be different?" but like.. it's it's own game. why is it the exact same but with an arguably worse iteration of the story?

#i actually have a very long list of reasons i dont like totk but yall have heard all of them a million times before #he makes a point of showing how the 3ds remakes ruined a lot of majoras masks unique boss fights #and i agree completely. i think its emblematic of how zelda has changed as a franchise #if the most casual non gamer would be frustrated by a puzzle or fight it needs to be dumbed down NOW! #vs how the games used to be almost mythical. like how people STILL talk about the old water temples #how it used to be an EXPERIENCE to go thru dungeons. it would take hours #it would feel like something #the quote unquote dungeons in totk are the subway surfer tiktoks of ingenuity. its so disappointing #totk is only better than botw in 2 facets. it handles fantastically. and tulin. thats it that's all it did to be its own game #oh and the brave choice to not even mention revali by name which is fucking hilarious #genuinely so disappointing that they can have more money and man power than god and the games are worse now

[qqueenofhades]

#hilary for ts #HOLY *SHIT* YALL #THIS PRIDE MONTH DID NOT COME TO FUCK AROUND #i can't even express how influential this fuckwad was to the anti gay crusades of the 80s and 90s #too bad he lived so long but i am sure satan was waiting eagerly nonetheless

[isa-belle1367]

Desmond always being in survival mode is so sad but also so funny.

He never has time to question most situations he's in because his top priority is trying to survive.

He's like "oh this is what we are doing now," as everything he's ever known just gets thrown out the fucking window by isu.

This also applies to most time travel AU's like he doesn't question how time travel is possible, or why he was even able to time travel, he just like "oh! Alright then..." AND DOSENT QUESTION IT

He's so silly I love him

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #silly desmond #desmond #hes so fucking hilarious #i love him so much yall

[multifandombullshitbabes]

(Context: im thinking abt my post canon au, i explained on my ao3, u dont even have to read it just know its there)

Mizu revealing her being a woman to taigen AFTER he confesses his feelings to mizu AFTER being bested during their duel once again is literally so fucking personal to me. Jesus fuck... FUCK. Like. How overwhelmingly loved she must feel. How SEEN. Truly for once n not just but loved and wanted!!! Its so personal to me. Just. Taigen, losing, n then immediately leaning in for a kiss. Mizu is lost cuz what?? Why?? N taigen just. Confesses, but hes holding back cuz mizus reaction was not great and he doesn't wanna ruin the friendship they've formed these past months, they've grown so close so fast n its scary but so exciting n so right but if mizu doesnt want this then nothing is happening n its ok he has a CHOICE. Like. FUCK!! N then mizu telling taigen to wait and that night she reveals it. And its just sooo fucking intimate. Its so soft. And maybe taigen is confused but one look at how small mizu is making herself, like shielding herself from him. Like he gets it. The danger of it all. And its his promise to protect her if she ever needs to that does her in cuz. SHE HAS A CHOICE. TO BE PROTECTED OR NOT. THATS SO IMPORTANT TO HER. Yes, she can protect herself. Yes, it feels good to be protected. Yknow??

Mizu revealing her being a woman to akemi totally by accident AFTER they just had an argument abt women's choices in society AFTER mizu accidentally took one (1) big sip of sake, n then deciding fuck it im gonna win this argument, guess what akemi. And that's how akemi finds out. N Mizu thinks akemi is going to hate her, n she does for a bit in silence, but mostly shes just hurt? For herself AND for Mizu. Cause she understands, so suddenly, so intimately, how hard being a woman is and how mizu has had to hide as a man to survive (not even for plot reasons that we know, mizu being mixed AND a woman? Death sentence). And she just hurts. And they thought they'd always have this weird rift between them but they cry and they let it out (for Mizu, for the first time in YEARS) and its just. Its so emotional n so important and so personal and intimate. Its maybe winter all over again, a year has passed since theyd seen each other in kyoto, so much has changed and yet not rly and. They've grown but in different ways. Akemi, in taking life by the reins n being assertive and strong and so dangerously intelligent like shes always been but now, now its crucial to be that. And Mizu in realizing that she truly, truly wants to be loved so badly but to be loved is to be vulnerable and thats what scares her the most, to be weak; but ure only strong if u can be weak too, and thats what she learns. And i think this is where they really get deep into their feelings. Before it was a crush, an annoying one. Now? Oh bby theyre down bad. Yes they are.

#blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #akemi blue eye samurai #taigen blue eye samurai #akemi x mizu #taigen x mizu #hey look i posted a thing #come get yall headcanons #love how once they become actual friends i feel like mizu n taigen would fall for each other so fast itd scare then #but akemi n mizu have more of a slowburn cuz they're both denying the possibility of being with the other person so its just daydreaming now #n then akemi n taigen actually just stay friends cuz i think its hilarious #they can unlock their true potential as chaotic besties now #ringo is just living his life btw. hes kinda lost rn my poor darling #itohs just like “i love my wife. wait is she fucking the onryo” proceeds to be confused and lost n “confronting” her with teary eyes #(he saw them smile at each other) #akemi just inviting him to the polycule like “can u be cool abt a lot of things real quick” #and it takes time to process but he eventually is just like. this. kind of rules. dont tell my mom i said that tho #always scared his mom is gonna find out abt thier shenanigans as if she isnt the mother of the shogun now shes got shit to do #(being the second choice always oof. oof oof. best bet im playing with thattt)

[nox-sssscraps]

Doodling team awesome as always

#recently learned that irl Zam is abt my height and that’s HILARIOUS to me bc I draw him so tall??? #taller than Mapicc at least which is flipped irl . silly #lifesteal smp #mapicc #roshambogames #princezam #nox art #yall fuck w the ta stack ‼️‼️

[besthingiveverdone]

mike is deff gonna hold wills hand in this part of vol2 guys trust💕

#and it never happened #DO YALL REMEMBER THIS DAY #IT WAS SO FUN and also fucking hilarious #dont get me STARTED on the painting… #the painting is deff will and mike on the swing trust me guys😊 #byler

[yugiohio]

I had to get off of Twitter earlier because people were insinuating that Jon Moxley would do what Punk has done, and I'm so sorry, but that's tantamount to blasphemy for me. Don't ever speak on Mox like that. He would never crawl back to a company that he felt had truly killed his passion for the one thing he loves to do in this world (besides make beautiful, sweet, nasty love with his smoking hot wife. His words, not mine). Wwe tried to bury him hard, from his kayfabe persona to his literal character. He kept his head down, spoke his truth, but did not outwardly disparage the company. He simply stated why he left and why he came to AEW: To wrestle and tell stories. It wasn't the money because he's already stated he had more than enough money to consider not wrestling again at all once he left WWE. But he loves to wrestle and that's why he left. That's why he re-signed with AEW for another 5 years; his passion for this sport and respect for his fans are evident. I don't think yall can say the same for the Jesus guy. He quite literally has built a cult of personality around himself so that no matter what he does he has an echo chamber of sycophants (affectionate) chanting his name even when it truly isn't deserved. How many times can your idol deliberately let things blow up in his (and by proxy yall's) face and give you empty apologies before you start to go, "I like the guy but he's super inconsistent with what he says vs what he does." ?

Either way, don't yall go putting that evil on Jon Moxley. My man stands on business and is about his bag through and through. Look back over his career and see how the only person who has ever had bad shit to say about him is the one person who willingly went back to WWE after they supposedly ruined his life and almost killed him.

#wwe #aew #cm punk #jon moxley #wrestling #wrasslin #also hilarious to me that aew is supposedly where ex wwe guys so what is wwe when aew guys go over there? (a wrestling company.) #(they both are. stop this nonsense. theyre both corporate entities who dont care about the best interests of the talent OR fans) #PERSONALLY. If I say a place almost killed me I'd have to be on the brink of homelessness and bankruptcy to go back to it. But thats just me #anyway. happy for punk girlies though i really cant figure exactly what yall are happy for #(I'm so serious. is it because he's back wrestling or that he's back in wwe? are yall happy because you correctly predicted his return? #literally where the fuck do we go past this moment? what are yall excited to see? who do yall want to see him fight? what promo could he cut #to sway people like me who think of him as a spineless bag chaser?)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

You ever read the tags on your posts and then bust out laughing so hard? That's me all the time when I'm bored.

#oh my gosh yall are so funny #sometimes I read the tags and I'm like this is fucking hilarious #and why am I not this funny? #god bless you all

[tony-andonuts]

Okay LAST POST BEFORE EEP but holy shit i jyust remembered abt the time a convicted predator went in my MOODBOARD BLOG asks back when I was a minor

#SO FUCKING CRAZY!!! #i screenshotted em iirc o #for legal reasons but ohhhmygodddddddddd was that guy dumb #lowkey regret not keeping his user but AKSHDDHDJDJJDSHHFJKSK imagine outting youself like that #really funny fact butlike #idk if any of yall have heard the tiktok sound from a news headline that goes #'...convicted offender [FIRSTLASTNAME]' #but that person coincidentally has the SAME first and last name ae the person that bombarded my asks back then #i really hope they came across the audio eithout context and bricked it. wouldve been hilarious as fuck #okay anyways eepytime #tony speaks #gn yall i love you 😘 #ask to tag

[georgierre]

noah fence but some of yall are dragging the bianca discourse too far into ur graves

#like ive watched shitty f1 drivers do stupid things and yall give up in one week #like lewis' very privileged comments abt the third world. like max's bigotry #i'm not saying that bianca didn't make a mistake but this is too fucking much #and either way none of u fucking cared when she made weird apolitical comments abt marcos congratulating her #im saying this as someone nd who cant rlly get properly diagnosed bc its expensive to get diagnosed here #but yall singling her out in all of f1 history? so fuckin hilarious #ame rambles

[flintbian]

Someone talk me out of putting "my other car is a fucking warship" sticker on my wheelchair

#ive wanted to put this on my wheelchair for YEARS and now ive finally succumbed and bought the sticker #it got here in the mail today but im not sure if i should do it #don't worry fucking is bleeped out and the sticker is small so you'd have to get real close to see it #but im imagining ppl behind me on the bus maybed being bothered by it idk #although if someone got the reference id make an instant friend and it's funny anyways as my 'car' is a wheelchair lol #ive never decorated any of my mobility aids and i wouldn't beyond this sticker but i think it'd maybe be hilarious #to see that on there #but i also hate when ppl look at me or any attention and im physically disabled ppl stare enough but alsp #whenever i go to something like a ren faire in costume i can always say the stares are at my costume instead of abled stares reasons #so who knows maybe it'd have the 'theyre looking at my horns' kinda effect #ive had my chair for around six years now she needs some decorations #anyways yall got any recs of where i should put my other ten stickers? my art bin is nearly packed 😁 #p #the fucking warship speech obviously lives in my head rent free #as does the entire show but Anyways

[yuichiiusagii]

GRIANS SECRET LIFE EPISODE???? BANGER. ABSOLUTE BANGER.

READ TAGS

#I FUCKIN LOVED IT #SPOILERS BELOW BC UGGRRBBHHH IF I DONT #OKAY #SO FIRST OFF #WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH SCAR #YALL KNOW THAT ONE CLIP THAT THEYRE LIKE “i saw an airplane write 'is scar okay' in the air” #THATS HOW I FELT #OK SECOND #WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MUMBO AND TANGO #I FEEL LIKE THEY HAD A TASK OF LIKE DOING THE SAME SHIT FOR A PORTION #CAUSE MUMBO WAS LIKE RUNJING BACK AND FORTH AND TANGO WAS FOLLEOING HIM #AND THEN MUMBO WRNT BACK AND TANGO WAS LIKE URGGHHHHH #OK THIRD #ETHO CLEO GRIAN TEAMUP LETS FUCKING GO #OH MY FOD #IM HOING TO DIE #I NEEDED MORE ETHO CONTENT AND I WATCH MAINLY FROM GRIANS POV SO THIS IS JS BRILLIANT #AND GRIANS TASK TODAY #HILARIOUS #I LOVE HIM #OUGH AND THE RED NAMES AT THE END #DID ANYONE ELSE SEE JIMMY GO “i feel sick” I STARTED CRACKING UP #IM FORCING EVERYONE I KNOW TO WATCH SECRET LIFE ACTUALLY SORRY MOOTIES

[falllpoutboy]

daemon and aemond if they let free their inhibitions and realized blood purity incest has no sexual orientation @kraujuota

#skdhdvsksksjsbsjs #when i tell yall my theater gasped when this scene happened #austins face at the end is so fuckignf funynyntneks #the fast gif of this is fucking hilarious #im telling yall dune 2 was hotds twisted and inverted mirror image

[murcielagatito]

did you say i am still married to this dusty saco de papas?

#PLEASE ROSIE IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS AND RIGHTFULLY SO #rosie flores #yall should watch #lopez vs lopez

[superhero-smackdown]

It's gonna be funny because I submitted a literal cat with powers

Take a good guess which fandom tho

I mean. the warrior cats submission is right there

gonna have to go with that one

#superhero smackdown #you are right tho thats gonna make it hilarious #ive decided to be lenient with qhat counts as a superhero because: #a. it makes a bigger tournament which i always think is fun #but also b. watching everyone argue over the validity of link and zelda being here was so fucking funny #and if i can increase that drama tenfold this year i damn right will #RESEPCTFUL DRAMA i dont want any fights guys #anyway yall should go ham on it #asks #warrior cats

[sga-owns-my-soul]

me, thinking about posting something: hmm idk would people like it? would they find it funny? would they reblog it?

me to myself: who gives a shit YOU like it YOU think it's funny YOU would reblog it this is your blog fuck what other people think they can unfollow you

#like???? ur so right bestie #i'm my own target audience #and i think i'm hilarious #also the stuff i hesitate the most to post usually ends up getting the best response #which isn't why i post obviously idk if i get one note or a million #(actually that's a lie yall better not give me a million notes fuck that no thank you) #anyways i post For Me #shitposting #not stargate