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dilucsfav · 1 year

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saw ur masturbation headcanons and was sad as hell that there wasnt itto included :c pls write for itto too!

OH NO OH NO IM SORRY ITTO MY LOVE

ofc i'll do itto!! i havent done general hcs w itto, so that'll be what this kinda is!! except the nsfw will be your request bc we can forget about our grand arataki itto <3

Itto hcs and scenarios!!

warning(s): nsfw!!

favorite places to kiss you are your wrists, ears, thighs, and omg your back idk he would absolutely kiss your shoulders down your spine and AHDJKkjasjfkaw

^^ after youve had a long day or just need to relax in general, he'd totally totally give you a massage and trace his kisses all over your back in doing so

^^^^ ORRR OR when you two are taking a bubble bath together, youre laying in between his legs and leaning against him, his fingers tracing your back and running the bubble suds down your body... god god and he just will occasionally kiss spots on your back and UGDGSHd

he is so perfect. protect baby at all costs <3

HE'D PAINT UR NAILS AND YOU'D PAINT HIS

this ones random but but when he cooks for you he would totally wear the dumbass "kiss the cook" apron EXCEPT it would say "kiss the oni" and he'd make you kiss him LDAMSKDK

when you hang out with him and his arataki gang, yall would just all do dumb shit together and god it would be so so much fun i wanna hang out with the arataki gang too

^^^ FUCKKCSDSJ HE'D BE SO MEAN AND FUNNY AND TOUGH WITH YOU AND HE'D DO WRESTLING MATCHES WITH YOU AND THE GANG WOULD CHEER YOU ON he'd feel so betrayed by his friends cuz they want him to lose sobs

i can imagine him constantly taking you to inazuma in late nights to take you on ramen dates. ahh itto baby❤️❤️

HE SNORES SO DAMN LOUD LMAO he could wake up a whole damn castle with his loud ass snoring

this is so random but he'd totally play dress-up and run around with the kids in inazuma for their and your entertainment (thats canon bc i said so)

with aratki duties comes not-so fun times,,, when he gets hurt, youre usually the one to tend to his wounds

^^ CAN U IMAGINE THIS MEAL OF A MAN GAZING AT YOU LOVINGLY AS YOU STICH UP HIS WOUNDS?? A SIDE SMIRK CUZ HE THINKS YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND APPRECIATES YOUR GENTLENESS WITH HIM, WHILST YOURE CHIDING HIM AND TELLING HIM TO BE MORE CAREFUL

"You're dazzling, (Y/N). Did you know that, lovely?"

this is kinda gross,, but you'd always find nasty shit in his hair (bugs, dirt, etc) 😭

^^ then you proceed to yell at him for being gross and helping clean him up constantly

he adores you so much oh my god

i feel like itto would yell at you a lot, but like playfully yk? he knows when and when not to raise his voice jokingly depending on the situation

he'd constantly bring you brownies ?? LMAO LIKE ODDLY SPECIFIC DESSERT, I COULD JUST SEE HIM BRINGING YOU EITHER BROWNIES (fudge brownies only, they are superior) OR RAW COOKIE DOUGH😭

nsfw:

i always see people saying like "oh kazuha could break the bed" or "oh childe would totally break the bed" and i kindly disagree,,,, CUZ ITTO?? TOTALLY WOULD???

one of the fucking bed legs on the frame would just snap and homeboy would just stop and laugh about it with you (and then do absolutely nothing about it and continue)

as i said in the ceo itto hcs, there's a good balance of rough sex, gentle, etc etc

its never fucking vanilla sex though...

^^kinky, hot, sweaty...... good god im going straight to hell for writing this

he'd throw your legs on his shoulders and would just go absolutely mad on your-

sorry. god hes so hes so so so

SUCH A WHINER WTF

when he masturbates and thinks of you stop stop he’d be so rough on himself and would just wish you were there to help him

HES SO DAMN LOUD- gorou could probably hear him masturbating from a fucking mile away😭 AND HES PROBABLY YELLING UR NAME TOO SO GOROU WOULD JUST FREAK OUT AND GET SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE LMFAO

hes ABSOLUTELY into face sitting. he loves it so much, he could let you sit on his face for hours if you wanted tbh (me next pls)

this is random, but i think in a way he'd kinda be into roleplaying?? but like within that when he's more dominant he'd wanna see you with a blindfold on.

^^ i think he just finds pleasure in your expression, knowing that youre not sure what hes gonna do next? and you'd find thrill in the unknown cuz itto is so random so you wouldnt know what to prepare yourself for? you know what i mean? hes so baby girl

"Oh? You like it when I run my fingers right there, hm? Tell me."

oh my god when you two are in the moment he'd have one hand gripping your hip, and the other would be in your hair jerking it everytime he goes in,,, FJIAHFJKASBFUKASHFIK

sorry.

hes so kinky help- i couldnt say like his FAVORITE thing but i think ONE of his favorite things to do to you would be choking

yall yall hes such a heavy breather and grunter its so hot

i think afterwards hes such a big baby. loves sleeping with his face nuzzled in your chest, ear against your chest to feel your heartbeats bc it relaxes him so much

ITTO<333333

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin fluff #genshin fanfic #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #genshin itto #arataki itto #itto headcanons #itto x reader #itto fluff #itto x y/n #itto smut #itto x gender neutral reader #genshin imagines

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biorust-art · 6 months

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From one bag to another!

Hey yall, I just recently made Ashton's black side pouch for cosplay and uh, turns out it's relatively easy! You just need a few extra materials and nerves of steel for cutting into your official cr dice bag.

Tutorial under the cut! but ofc if there are any questions, just let me know. Image Descriptions tacked onto the images.

Material list: - CR Dice Bag (I used Ashton's cus i bought the dice and was like, woah the insides are purple just like they're side leg pouch! oh dang!) - Seam Ripper - Cloth the same color as the leather (or not! but you will need some cloth for the back.) - Purple and Black thread (I am assuming yall have a sewing machine, if not this will take longer, but it's not Not doable) - Needle -Seam glue/ Fray glue if needed - Snaps/ buckles/ whatever closures you want to use -Extra chain (though you can probably also use ribbon, embroidery floss or whatever else you have on hand.)

1- First step is carefully cut the seams using a seam cutter. This process does need to be exact if you're going to keep as much as the fabric viable to use.

2- Second step is iron everything out. The leather melts easily so please put something (cloth) over it to stop that from happening.

3- cut the fabric. The approximate end dimensions for the finished bag are: 5.5in x 4.5in x 1.0in OR 13.9cm x 11.4cm x 2.5cm Which mean you will cut the leather side into 4 parts.

Do Not Cut the one with the CR logo if you want to it decorate the front.

Look at the purple squares in the pic above. Do Not alter the width of the leather pieces, instead cut so you have two 1.5in (3.8cm) long pieces and one 3.75in (9.5cm) long piece. There Will Be Extra Leather Left Over.

Cut cloth in a 6in by 5in square (15.2cm by 12.7cm) (the extra .5in (1.27cm) is seam allowance)

4- Assembling. Look at the blue pattern I've drawn out above and lay out the bag pieces how they should be. Always sew with the right sides of the fabric facing each other. Sew the front/bottom of the bag (same piece) to the back, then sides to the front/bottom.

5- Add the purple/ contrast color/ lining of the bag. Determine where you want the contrast color to start (mine is a little less than 2in (5cm) away from the top) Sew the right sides together and then flip the fabric over.

Cut the excess so you have enough to hem (so the edges don't fray) (1in (2.5cm) or so, whatever you're comfortable with) and then hem it down.

You can do the same process with the sides, just be careful if you want the contrast colors to match up with the sides.

6- Sew the sides to the back, then the front. Once Again the right sides are together. I used a machine for this, but if the ends are too close, you can hand sew this in your preferred method (back stich, blanket stitch etc) And then you can turn it inside out and boom! bag looking thing!

7- Next up comes down to a lot of preferences. Hem the flap of the bag in the style you want (I put rounded corners in mine and messed up a bit lol) I have found the leather slips on the sewing machine and is a bit difficult! Be careful of this, go slow.

After hemming the top, you can use the round piece of leather to cut a strip (give or take an inch (2.5cm)) hem it if you want, sew it onto the bag with an X pattern if you want, you choose how you want the front of the bag to look.

I sewed on black snaps to close the bag.

8 - Add the bell's hells pendant. I used an extra chain I had laying around (in gun metal color to match) and simply sewed the chain onto the bag in a way I thought looked cool. Customize it! I imagine Fearne's bag would look cute with a peach ribbon, Laudna with some red string/yard etc etc! go ham.

this bag is going to be attached to my Ashton pants using more snaps but add more things if you want! Add a loop for a belt! etc etc.

I have never made a tutorial before so if there is anything unclear or missing let me know! and if you have tried this, show me how it went!

#Ashton Greymoore #Critical Role #cosplay #tutorial #bells hells #cr #critrole

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aeferkssr · 2 years

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dumb conversations, we lose track of time. - playlist

CHARACTERS. the vigilant yaksha, the balladeer, the chalk prince

WARNINGS. emotional neglect (x), fake dating (s), scaramouche is a dick

SYPNOSIS. they tried their best to show you that they cared, that they did love you. but you wanted more

NOTES. "cianna ely comeback collab🤔🤔" "YESSS" omg yall its the long awaited collab with @elychee !!! this collab is basically a lyric prompt thing hut we stiched our specialties (mine being tooth-rotting fluff and theirs being angst)

XIAO

if you'd ask me, i would say that dating - or even falking in love - with xiao was a bad idea. he looks so emotionally distant, c9nstantly in hisbown head and just not ready to be in an intimate relationship.

however, what i didn't know is that xiao felt the same way about you that you did of him. he longed for your prescence, and even went out of his way to watch you as you went home in the days. to "protect" you from any dangers he says, but you know why

and if he loved you so much, if he was so enamoured with you, why is he so distant? you barely see him in the days and almost never in the nights. he comes to you as a form of consolation, but is that all you are to him?

youre truly flattered at the fact that he trusts you enough to be vulnurable, but thats all he seeks you out for. as his lover, you wanted more. since you were the one always comforting, you didn't know what it was like to be conforted in this relationship.

and you wouldnt dare to bring up your concerns while xiao's karmatic debt is consuming him whole, that would be insensitive.

when you had have enough of his emotional neglect and broke off the relationship, xiao was comsumed with extreme guilt. he started to blame himself, how dare he not notice that you were feeling this way.

as you were leaving, he stretched his hand out towards you but no words came out, you didnt even know that he tried to call out to you. the farther you walked, and the weaker your prescence got, the more overwhelming his karmic debt got.

the only thing he could do was whisper your name before falling unconcious, hoping that the wind would carry his cry along with it.

ALBEDO

the alchemist sighs as he subconciusly fills his notebook with more sketches. the sketches were differnet angles of you doing different things: smiling, laughing and even eating. brushstroke by brushstroke he captures your beauty on paper and wishes you were there to comment on it.

you never really saw thw multitude of sketches he has done for you during your time togther so he desnt really know jow you'd react to it.

maybe you would havw stars in your eyes as you vocally praised him for being such an amazing and talented artist. littering kisses all over his face as a thank you.

or maybe you were on the shyer type when receiving compliments, hiding behind your hair or hands while your face flushes with a bright pink.

now that he thinks more on this, he never really complimented you, or avknowledge your prescence in the first place. the most he would do is to nod his head into acknowledgement of what you were saying.

he could guess that you thought he wasn't listening but you were wrong, he listened. he listenend to every word that came out of that pretty littlw mouth of yours. even the words that ended what you two had, a relationship. a relationship that has been broken down into hundreds of thousands of particles.

he snaps out of his day dream as he looks at all the sketches of you he had done. signing, he tears the page out of his notebook into the trash. relationships were quite troublesome anyways.

SCARAMOUCHE

of all the harbringers who would be in a relationship, scaramouche was universally agreed to be the least likely.

just look at him, constantly shouting at his colleagues, subordinated and even cussing off the tsaritsa herself when hes not in shneznaya. what makes you think he would be fit for a romantic relationship?

scaramouche heard this and decided to prove them all wrong. and who better to date than one of his underlings subbordinates. you have always been a little too eager to follow his orders and you had this dumb smile on your face whenever you would walk into his office.

when he summoned you into his office and proposed the idea, he could see your eyes light up at the idea of dating. fake dating he stresses, but you defend yourawlf by explaining how fake dating is dating nonetheless.

not even a month into the relationship and this has to be the lowest you've ever been in your life. everyday was a new headache, either it was the constajt shouting at you for doing thw slightest thing wrong or from dehydration of you crying so hard.

the feelings you once harboured for his went away as soon as they came. you knew he was mean, but you didn't realize he started to harbour feelings of his own.

when he thinks about the fact on how or even when he started to feel this way he can't pinpoint the exact time but he would always comment on how pretty you looked when you cried.

but scaramouche would rather die than compliment you, so he made you cry even more. degrading comment after degrading comment and eveeytimw yoyr eyes started to gloss he would have a small smile on his face, admiring you.

with the month gone, so were you. within the same week of "breaking up", you also resigned from the fatui. saying you needed rime to collect yourself after a personal incident.

scaramouche can now see you in the frozen parks of shneznaya smiling with your supposedly new lover, holding a cup of hot chocolate as yoy slowly sip the beverage. he walks by you two and overhears your lover's words: "you're so beautiful when you smile"

this remark made scaramouche scoff, you clearly looked prettier when your eyes were swollen and nose red from the harsh rubbing. to scaramouche, you looked your happiest when you were sad. and if being with him made you sad, then thats what makes you the happiest person ever.

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not-goldy · 7 months

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Happy birthday Goldy-ah 🎂💕

Sorry I had to disappear on you guys

It was a wonderful birthday indeed and your birthday wishes just made it all the more special 😭😭😭😭

She was the 2nd to wish me, my sister beat her to it but she said she wanted to be the 1st to wish me at 3am in the morning so I let her think that.

And she went all out- I think she's over compensating for the shitty times- which breaks my heart cos I know in my soul of soul I can never wholeheartedly do same for her birthday in March 💀

The thing that got me all excited that made me want to give my all to her is just not there anymore 😩

I'll half ass it and it wouldn't be a genuine feeling trust.

I don't know why I'm like this but when it's gon it's gone. Check please!

It's sad we're here. Her jaded ass ruined us.

And I can't tell her any of this because it will escalate in to a fight about how I don't appreciate her efforts even when she tries, and how she loves me and is really trying to meet me half way- but like why did she have to wait for things to get to this point before acting right? I lowkey hate her for this.

A stich in time saves nine and right now I'm about checked out of the relationship and I think she can sense that.

Deep sigh.

I saw the birthday wishes from yall

I appreciate you guys from the depth of my soul 😭😭

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rafecameronzwhore · 10 months

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Stich onsies

Link: Instagram reel

Ok, so I saw this, and it's so adorable, I got an idea

Summery: Rafe coming home and sees his wife and daughter wearing matching stich onsies

Warnings: Fluff, adorable, om gonna cry

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Rafe was sitting on his car outside his house

The reason he hadn't gone inside yet was because he was just scared

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Rafe had just gotten back from work, and today was honestly just a tiring day for him

Rafe didn't want to go inside, scared that he might have screamed at the littlest reaction

Rafe had a violent past

You knew that

And practically everyone did

That's what terrified him

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After a few moments of sitting outside in his car

Rafe got a text

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

My love: Rafeyyyyy

Yes beautiful

My love: Come inside, we have a surprise

We?

My love: Yes, we. Now hurry up

Okok coming

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Rafe closed his phone and smiled

Then he got up and entered the house

"Sweetheart" he called out

"Living room" he heard

Rafe walled into the living room and couldn't believe his eyes

Rafe smiled at the sight of his daughter and wife dressed up in matching stich onsies as you played with Primrose

Rafe walked up behind you

And pressed a kiss to your cheek

"Hey cuties," Rafe said

He sees you turn your head and look at him with the biggest smile imaginable

"Hi baby, how was work"

"Tiring"

Rafe layed his head on your shoulder and looked at primrose

Making those funny eyes as he always does to make her laugh

Rafe found it amazing how, no matter how terrible his day was

He would always find himself back in his home

The home you created for him

He would always fund his way back to his family

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Hi sweets

So u was scrolling through reels and saw that, and I had to make a blurb about that

I teard up a bit at the end

Also I need yall to start bullying me into finishing my fics because there's so many stuff in my drafts

Anyways

Bye sweets

Adios cariño

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bennieperez · 11 months

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(( hello all , i am brie and i am soooooo beyond excited for this !! i loved putting bennie together and i absolutely cannoooooot wait to start interacting with yall !! this here is the bare bones of bennie , and i will be eventually making her a carrd with all her juicy info hehe . for now here are some basic facts along with some info from my app, so you can hopefully get a lil gist of this gal !! also pleeeeeease feel free to message , im , or hit me up on discord (brie#5129) to do some plotting !!!! i dont have any maaaajor wc yet (im sure i will) , but if you have any gaps you’d think bennie might be a good fit in , please send them right on my way !!! okay ahhh hehe without further adooooooo...))

Full Name: Beatrice Rosalia Perez

Nickname(s): exclusively goes by bennie

Age: 26

Date of Birth: dec. 15th

Gender: cisfem

Pronouns:she/her

Orientation: bisexual

Occupation: works at family business “best stitch”

Positive Traits: gregarious, forthcoming, dependable

Negative Traits: indecisive , scatterbrained , obtuse

Goals/Desires: secretly wishes to own her own restaurant/bakery

Fears: afraid of failing (duh) , heights (even tho she loves rollercoasters) , and insects (all of them)

Hobbies: baking , video games, photography, and it’s not a hobby but bennie loveeees babies

Season: spring

Color: lavender

Music: throwbacks

Movies: animated

Sport: basketball

Beverage: shirley temple

Food: french fries

Animal: kangaroo

Father: her closest confidant

Mother: strained but loving

Sibling(s): (will add if siblings show up)

Children: none

Pet(s): two dachshunds

Beatrice Perez was born just as Breanna’s career was exploding in New York City. The nickname “Bennie” came from her older sibling being unable to pronounce her name when she was born, and it just stuck around until it became the norm. Beatrice rarely ever hears her full name these days.

The family moved back to Fairford when Bennie was 10 , as her mother had built her career big enough to at least start to settle down , though she was often in and out of the house for business throughout Bennie’s childhood which led to her having an extremely close relationship to her father who fostered her love for cooking at a young age. She baked her first cake at 11 and has been the go to baker for the events in their family ever since.

Bennie often felt like she was competing for her mother’s eyes, whether it be from her other siblings , or fashion; it felt like short glimpses whenever she had her mother’s full attention.

She went away to college for culinary arts when she was 20 , much to the chagrin of her mother who all but bribed her to stay home and work for her. Bennie needed the separation though, and was unconvinced. At school she thought she met “the one,” he was studying business and on their first date they made jokes about opening a bakery together one day. They went through all the motions, were engaged on their second anniversary, and everything seemed perfect. Bennie was preparing to graduate college when she had found out her fiancé had been cheating on her for “over a year” and wanted to come clean now that they were about to “enter adulthood.” Bennie left their apartment, her friends worked together to completely empty their place of her things, and she never spoke to him again. She graduated, came home, and has told few about the details. Most people (even those in her own family) know the story as they amicably broke up and she came home to resume partaking in the family business.

She now works at Best Stich a little begrudgingly, though she does take pride in her family history and isn’t completely closed off on the idea of keeping the legacy alive. Her biggest fear is never leaving her mother’s shadow, and always being “Beatrice (né Bennie) Perez... Breanna’s daughter.”

Bennie is pretty close with her siblings , though some more than others.

Still loves to cook, though doing it comes with the painful reminder of the life she left behind that she’s desperately trying to let go of. Excels at baking and enjoys doing it in her free time. Her love language is still baking cakes.

#fairfordintro #ahhhhh omgggggg #im so excitedddddddd #hi hehe

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 2 years

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Kathony + Tumblr Tags Part 1

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ging-ler · 3 years

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I'm going to have my joker moment

#read tags if you wanna know more lol #so i had to get this grafting surgery done on my gums #i figured this out november of 2020 #almost every month since then i tried to make an appointment and something has gone wrong #their system was down or no one picked up or someone was on vacation or the dentist moved to a different location #then i got a job and their call hours were during mine so my dad had to schedule for me #he had a few issues getting in contact but finally did #my grafting surgery was scheduled for the 20th of august #i go in and they say #sorry you arent schedualed for this day #i show them proof that it is and they say sorry i systems went out so we lost your appointment #come in next week #i was pissed but whatever #i come in next week and have it done #they did not wrn me how exhausting this surgery would be #this past week ive only had about 500 cals a day AT MOST and have really only had liquids #i nearly passed out driving yesterday because i have nothing in my system #but today i was finally gonna get ny stiches out #BUTTTTT GUESS FUCKING WHAT YALL #my dentist is sick and no one else can take the stiches out so i have to wait even longer to get them out #🙂🙂🙂#i went into one of my phone rooms at work and nearly started hysterical laughing #oh on top of this i got started spotting after forgetting to take my bc pill only after 6 hours #bleeding while having no nutrients in my body #so yeah #this experience had been hell #OH AND ONE MORE THING #theres a chance the surgery can fail and i wont know until i get my stiches out #imagine going through all this bullshit just for the surgery to fail #if it does im going full joker right then and there in the dentist chair

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corneliastreetapartment · 2 years

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Currently writing- Feels like

“ I would do whatever you wanted, We don't have to leave the apartment ”

Niall Horan x y/n swift

Face claim - Gracie Abrams

[1] - “ You weren’t even that injured Harry!” “ I HAD TWENTY STICHES! ”

[2] - “Oh man Taylor tell her quick she’s chasing me with her door handle ”

[3]- “lmao y/n was that you who released the rabid ferret in Harry’s car?” “RABID WHAT?”

[4]- “ I’m sad” “suffer in silence” “No I’m really sad, the type that’s worse than, my cat doesn’t like the scarf i knit her”

[5]- "Y/n, I would love to meet you again " "God I forget we've met before, Everything with you feels like the first time again "

[6]- "the walls are what?" "LONELY OK stop treating them as though they don't have feelings"

[7]- " It better not be something stupid like, don't bully harry or something" "I'm calling the police on you"

*⭐A YouTube Special: A peek into Spaghetti princess’s YouTube channel⭐*

[8]- “nobody gives me butterflies anymore, yall just give me brain damage”

✨Buzzfeed archives Jan 2016: Y/n Swift's Heartbreak: From Bryan Gonzalez to Kylie Jenner, A Twisted Love Triangle Unveiled✨

✨Buzzfeed archives July 2016: Y/n Swift's Anticipated Album "Minor" Shelved Amid Taylor Swift-Kanye West-Kim Kardashian Drama ✨

✨Buzzfeed archives August 2016: Bryan Gonzalez Throws Shade as Y/n Swift's "Minor" Album Faces Cancellation: Is He Hinting at a Rumored betrayal?✨

#niall horan #niallhoran imagines #socialmedia #au #social #twitter #instagram #tumblr #feelslikeniallhoranxy/n

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furryfargo-blog · 5 years

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my ski accident

I was skiing down this little little side trail (which was not part of the main hill by the way so dont do this!) and I was following my friend. I saw that she wobbled a little bit but she was snowboarding so she didint fall. So I went on the trail at a generally fast speed and the snow was choppy. So my skiis decided to slip and run me into a branch (it was on the ground) When I fell my knee hurt a LOT but I thought I had just hit the branch. So i got up an WOW that hurt so bad! I just kinda stood there holding my leg. It was funny because a lady passing bye asked if I was okay and I was like "yea im fine!" then I took my skis off and somehow walked to the ski lift which was luckily only a very short ways away and sat down next to my friend. I told her I fell and then I noticed there was a hole in my snow pants. My thoughts were: "what did i do now..." So I started to pull up my snowpants but as soon as I saw a red and white stuff I pulled it back down fast. I didint even see the thing. I just saw the side of it. My friend was shocked but she immediately got help (thanks btw if your reading this) And the ski medic dudes came over to me. They said it was a really deep. the odd thing was is that barly hurt. Other than when it actulally happened. not even when they wraped it up. the only thing that really hurt was mostly the bruises around it. Anyway after they cut off my pants leg and wrapped it up I got to ride on a sled behind a snowmobile! Which was fun tbh. After that they took me to there mini emergency shed i told them all my info and stuff but it was really hard to tell them stuff,not because i forgot,but because i think i was in shock so my brain was like: "AAAAHHHH THERES A HOLE IN MY LEEEEG!!!" it was bad. My friend helped me out though. One of the medic guys was like "This it in the top 5 of the worst wounds I have seen here and I have been working here for a while" I was like "OH OK THANKS GREAT TO KNOW THAT" After that my friends mom came and drove up her van and took me to the E.R. It was funny because I had to be carried to the van because they didint want be to put weight on, but the two guys who carried me were litterly opposite. One was tall and the other one was short ond they had to litterly shuffel to get me there. It looked sooo funny. Well it ended up that the E.R first one we went to we sat there for an hour. AN HOUR. Soo we went to a diffrent one. And thats were my grandma came in. we waited about 10 min there then got in. I got 16 stiches. It was weard. Especially when he put the numbing shots in. I didnint watch that eather. its not that im grossed out by it I just dont like seeing a gapping hole in my leg. Anyway. So 11 days later they take them out. Oh btw it got infected. Ew. Oh and 2 days before I get the stiches out I fell. Like and idiot. It bled a lot. I think when I fell I tore it open a little bit. Aaany way its all good now and its healing nicely! I hope yall injoy! Have a good day!!

#ow

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sh4dowking · 5 years

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OOGA BOOGA

Holy shit yall i think i smoked laced weed today at school. Like i feel as if i had alice and wonderland syndrome because everything was shrinking and growing and my phone looked like it was stiched together. I couldnt go to class i had to sit in the bathroom alone until my boyfriend found me and we walked home 😭

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dazzlingfantasiesblogs · 6 years

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Happy Home P13

Happy x Reader

Warnings: Swearing?

Sooo... I got so into writing this tonight. Very long. Lol. Took me a bit to get my groove back for this one. Much love yall!

XOXO Dazz

Happy sat at the bar stool, playing the scenario in his head. He just stood up and it went down from there. There was no doubt in his mind if he would have just pushed your sister slightly that you would have shot him. He fucked up, he knew that. He needed to talk to you, even if it meant him leaving in a body bag.

You woke up in an odd apartment. Rubbing your eyes, getting the morning off of them. Looking over you seen your next-door neighbor drinking coffee as he read the paper. “Morning sunshine. You blacked out last night. I couldn’t find your keys so I had you sleep here.” He took a sip of is coffee. “Thanks.. where is my mother and Grace?” “At.. SOA club house..” Your face contorted a bit with disgust. “James.. can I borrow your cell phone?”

Twenty minutes later Luke arrived at James apartment. “Here is your keys. You left them with me last night and your phone.” You nodded to Luke giving him a hug. “James, thanks for being so sweet.” You kissed his cheek and walked out of his apartment. Walking a few doors down to your penthouse, you opened the door. It was empty. For the past few weeks, your mother and Grace had made this a happy place to be. Now they where at SOA and you were going to kick every members ass once you got there.

Pulling into TM, you hurd the sounds of drills and Car Jacks going on. “Gemma, where is my mother and sister?” Gemma looked you up and down. “No hello?” “We are past hellos Gem.” You sighed leaning against the door frame. “What happened with you and Happy needs to stop. IT is in the past.” “I don’t give a fuck what kind of excuses you need to live by to get through there bullshit club act, but listen here, I don’t play those games. He was not on a run and treated me like shit for protecting you all. So next time, I suggest you get on my side!” You snarked at Gemma. “No reason to take it out on her y/n!” You looked behind you to see your mother and Chibs. “You know what mom, I don’t give a flying fuck what you do or who you do for that matter. But what I do know is” You pulled out your gun cocking it, pointing it at Chibs. “If he even slightly hurts you or gets you hurt, I will kill him and every club member associated. Without hesitation.” Chibs looked at you with a sad look. He could see the pain still held in your eyes. You felt betrayed by the only man you loved with your all. Chibs had always been the voice of reason, and he knew if he fucked up, that was no threat but a promise. “Y/N please.. I am fine, he listens and we have a good time together.” “Where is Grace?” You eyed your mom “With you know who.” “Time to threated that mohawk baby face.” Your mom grabbed your shoulder. “Juice knows damn well what will happen from the both of us. Your sister is an adult and went off on Happy last night again. Happy got so pissed off he stormed out of the club. He tried looking for you.” You furrowed your eyebrows together wincing. “Grace said your neighbor brought you home.” “He did.. Luke had the keys so he let me crash at his house.” Chibs nodded at the story. “Did you..?” Your mom wiggled her eye brows. “That Marine is mighty fine. Payback is a bitch at least for Happy.” Your mom chuckled. “No.. I didn’t sink that low, all I remember is tackling Happy and blacking out.” “Y/N..” You looked over to see Gemma standing next to you. “Happy fucked up, but don’t blame the club.” You nodded to the queen reluctantly. The hard act was getting harder by the second. These people were your family. “Well, you have keys when ever you want to come home.” Sighing you stepped past your mom and Chibs. “Y/N, mind helping on a few cars. I just need help with the accounting. We got a rush and you’re the only one who knows the method besides me.” Gemma smiled slightly at you. “Fine.. if Happy comes in here. I am killing him.” She nodded laughing.

Two hours later you where knee deep in files. “Gemma, what the fuck, it is hot as balls in here..” You sighed taking off your shirt so you where just in a sports bra and workout pants. “Air conditioning is suppose to be fixed later today.” Gemma looked up from the files nodding to you. “Found it!” you yelled showing her the document. “This is why your taxes is off. Some asshole put in the wrong numbers, messing up the order.” “Fucking A!!” Gemma screamed. “It was Tig..” you laughed a bit hard. “Someone say my name doll… or dolls?” Tig pulled his head in the office with a huge smile. “Y/N.. walking around here like that will get you in trouble.. I mean your not with Happy anymore sooo.” You picked up small tin of CarMax Gemma had on the desk and threw it at his head. “You fucked up the paperwork a month ago and it took Gemma and I two fucking hours to fix your mistake. Your lucky I don’t take your damn ass to the ring and knock you out!” Tig laughed at you and nodded.

“Want a beer and a cig?” Gemma stood up brushing the dust from the files off her jeans. “Sure.” You stood up following her to grab a beer and then out to the back yard on the pic-nick table. “That little sister of yours is feisty as hell.. Grabbed Happy by the collar last night. Everyone stood in horror. Happy was furious but didn’t dare move. I think he is scared of your sister and more importantly you. She told him that she would beat the hell out of him if she had the chance for his stupidity.” Gemma laughed a bit, lighting the cigarette and then yours. “Yeah.. she has always been a firecracker. I don’t think she has ever seen me this fucked up in the head over a guy. I stayed away from so many things, love being the big one. However that emotionless bastard weaseled his way in somehow..” You took deep breath in, feeling the smoke in your lungs. Looking up at the sky your seen the clouds pass over the sun giving you some shade. “Finally.. so damn hot out here.” Taking a swig of your beer. “OW FUCK!” Gemma and you hurd from he garage. Sprinting to where the yell came from you seen Kozik on the ground holding his head. Blood on his hand, squinting his eyes in pain. “Kozzy..” You knelt down infront of him pulling his large hand from his face and head. “Y/n..” he smiled up at you. “That is going to need stiches and some pain pills. Can you stand?” Kozik tried to stand up but wobbled over a bit. “Gemma, go grab one of the guys to help me carry him to his room.” Gemma nodded sprinting to the club house. Soon Chibs ran in, your mother next to him and Juice. “Help me get him to his room. Gemma can you get the first aid kit and the strongest liquor you got?” Gemma nodded a bit smiling. “Feels like old times.” You sighed with a chuckle following the boys.”

“Kozzy, relax and close your eyes. I need you to make a calm face or your stiches will be crooked.” You threaded the needle setting it aside on the silver tin. Soon you prepped some gauze with alcohol on it and poured a glass for Kozik himself. “Open your mouth Kozzy” He did trusting you. You slowly poured the drink and he swallowed it. “Geez that will put some hair on your chest.” Kozik opened an eye looking at you. “Oh Kozzy..” Shaking your head you looked at Grace. “Can you please put my glasses on my head.” Grace nodded going threw your purse putting them on. “One last shot Kozzy open your mouth.” “Geez,, Kozik your lucky she is not a man, she could be putting a dick in your throat..” Tig chimed in behind everyone. “Tig.. After this you and I , ring.” Tig groaned.. “But Y/N… No…” Grace laughed at Tigs upset face. “Everyone be quiet or leave please so I can take care of this.” Tig and Gemma left. Your mom sat next to Chibs and Grace sat next to you incase you need help. Juice not far behind. “Alright Grace hand me the shot with morphine please.” Grace did, you took off the cap, siding the needle above the cut. Kozik flinched feeling the slight sting. You pushed a finger close to the cut, “Can you feel that?” “Feel what?” You smiled down at Kozik setting down the morphine and grabbed the needle and thread. Slowly you pinched the two layers of skin together, doing small stiches so it would not leave a huge scar. After thirteen stiches, it was done. You put some guaze and medical tape over the wound. “There Kozzy, now rest and I will finish the oil change.” He nodded already falling asleep.

Finishing up the oil change, you wiped the excess oil from your hands on the rag. Lowing the car, you pulled it out front. “Here Mrs.Glen, everything looks fine. Have fun on your road trip. If you have any questions just call and one of the boys, well men will help.” Smiling at her, she nodded to you. “Too bad you are not here more often Y/N, most of the boys (Men) are sweet but you always give a nice charm to this place.” Hearing a roar of an engine you looked up seeing Happy pull up. He had not noticed you yet. You wanted to run, every instinct told you too. But you could not be rude to the customer. “That is a heart broken face if I have ever seen one.” You looked at Mrs. Glen in shock. Was it that noticeable. “I will keep you busy.” She whispered with a wink. “Thanks..” You whispered back chuckling. “Y/N can you show me the oil thingy and then if I need to add oil how I do that?” “Sure Mrs. Glen, can you pop the hood again for me and I will show you.” At that time Happy put his helmet down, grabbed a cig and put it to his lips lighting it on fire. He was staring at the ground as he usually did when he was in thought. You pointed at the oil stick and explained the oil levels that a car should be at. He looked up from the ground hearing a familiar voice. Then he seen you. His heart was beating through his chest. He thought he would never see you here of all places, innless to get your mom and sister. Yet here you were showing a customer something on a car. He was confused and tormented by your very presence. If anything scared him, it was you. Both physically and emotionally. He walked past you, he looked over and your eyes met. He could feel the tension. It was like time stopped momentarily. You looked back at the car as he pasted on by you. “Geez.. could cut that tension with a fucking knife.. He loves you still yah know.” You laughed a bit, a woman who was about sixty spoke boldly and honestly however for sixty she looked so young. You gave her a hug and thanked her. “Whatever happened. Time heals all Y/N. I have been married for 43 years. Love is hard, but worth it.” She smiled as she got in the car. You nodded taking her words to heart. “By the way, don’t wear a shirt when you see him. You look too damn good girl. Make him want it. Back in the day we wore shorts instead of jeans to make our men want us.” She winked as she drove off.

Walking into the club house, you walked past Happy as he sat at the bar chatting to Chibs. Opening Koziks door you seen him still sleeping. You sat next to the bed “Kozzy.. I need to check to make sure the stiches are still there before I head out.” “mmmphm..” Kozik nodded sleepily. You lifted the medical tape quickly and seen the stiches where still tight and in place. “If you need them fixed ask Chibs if an emergency, or call me and I will come over and re-do it. Tara is probably busy.” Kozik nodded, grabbing your leg. “Thanks…y/n.. I love you so much..” You smiled down at him and kissed his cheek. “I love you too sweety. I would lay next to you, but I gotta go work out and do some training.” Standing up you grabbed a bottle of cold water from his minifridge setting it next to him and a bottle of Budwiser. You headed to the door and seen Happy watching you. You held a finger to lips so he would be quiet. He nodded moving to the side so you could shut the door behind you. “I gotta go.” You whispered, looking down. “Can’t we talk..” His voice was raspy and dark. “I can’t now. Tonight I will come to the party Tacoma is coming down I guess. I need to be here to protect Grace.” “Juice can protect her.” You looked up at him. “You know if you would have laid a hand on her last night. I would have killed you.” Happy had a slight smirk across his face. It ghosted quickly. “I know. I would never.” You walked away, your body feeling weak as you walked further away from him.

“ONE! ONE, TWO! THREE! THREE! FOUR, ONE!” Luke called out as you hit the punching bag hard. “Geez. Your going to fucking take it off the damn chain.” Drenched in sweat you looked at the time. The party had started and you did not want to go. However, you do what you say you would do. “I gotta go Luke. I promised Happy I would at least talk to him.” You took off your gloves stretching out your fingers. Your knuckles bruised even through the gloves. “Need back up?” “Naw, thanks though.” You hugged Luke and walked towards your bathroom. Walking out of your room about an hour later Luke whistled. “Geez.. if things go south come over later.” Luke winked a you, you flipped him off, kissing his forehead. “Are you just going to sit on my couch sweaty and eat my food. He nodded flipping though channels. You shook your head and grabbed your two hand guns from the table next to your door. Checking to make sure you had enough bullets. Shit always popped off when more than one charter was in the small club houses.

Getting off your motorcycle you seen the party was mostly outside. Your phone buzzed. It was Happy “Are you coming?”. You didn’t reply to his text. Instead walking around, you seen Grace all dressed up and sitting in Juices lap. His arm around her protectively. “Well if it isn’t the queen of hell.” Tig laughed putting his arm around you. “Well, well. You flatter me Tig. Because you don’t want me to kick your ass in front of two charters.” Tig laughed kissing your cheek. A song came on, smirking at the lyrics you walked around confidently. ‘All American Nightmare’ blasted, croweaters danced around. Some of them glaring at you as glided past them. Most of them previous ones you had to put in their place. Happy caught a glimpse of you before you seen him. Sucking in his breath, he knew you would play hardball. Wearing those fucking black boot heels that had lace. Your black diamond cut shirt and all of your tattoos on display and those damn ripped up jeans that made your ass look even more amazing if that was possible. “Lass is looking like she is here to kill..” Chibs chuckled to Happy. “Man.. my daughter knows how to get back at men. I taught her well.” Your mother smirked talking to Chibs.

You stopped to talk to the Tacoma VP. He had been a friend of yours for many years. “I hurd about you and the Killer.” You shook your head and sighed. “Can’t everyone just shut the fuck up..” He laughed a bit and handed you a beer. “I have never seen his ice fade away from anyone besides you.” The VP smiled to you. You chugged the beer. “Can we not talk about that and talk about how my team end up saving your ass again last month.” Squinting his eyes a bit, shaking his head. “Yeah.. that went south quick.” He looked up at you. “Thanks for doing that though. Luke was awesome as usual. No casualties. All captures.” You nodded and stood up. He hugged you tightly around the waist. “Call me if you need anything.” “Always will. Someone needs to use your talents.” You shook your head and waved good-bye to him.

Meanwhile, Happy had his hand tight around the beer bottle. He could not march up to the VP of his old charter and kick his ass. He would not dare interrupt. Looking up you seen Happy at the outside bar next to the ring. Taking a deep breath you walked over there. You kept your eyes on the ground, trying to keep your breath even. “Hey SEXY!” You felt a hand on your ass. You stopped and turned around. “Oh shit..” Grace whispered standing up, watching her sister. She started to walk over there, she knew her sister might black out with anger. To her surprise Happy got there first. Before Y/N could raise her fist, Happy tackled the guy to the ground. “Don’t you ever disrespect her..” Happy rasped out. He pulled his gun putting it to his temple. The mans eyes went wide, not at the gun but at who went after him. “I … I ,.. am sorry Mr…. Tacoma..Killer.” Happy hit him once in the face, knocking him out. He stood up wiping off his jeans. You looked at him in shock. Taking a gulp of air, he stared at you. You finally seen it. The pain in his eyes. He was just as tormented as you. A man who always was concrete. Cold and so hard towards others. He was crumbling.

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