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hijackalx · 6 months

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GALE NSFW ALPHABET

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

gale will insist on doing the clean-up himself. like cleaning up both u and him. it's just his gentlemanly nature 😇 i think he also will ramble about stuff completely unrelated while doing it too 😹😹 like while he's wiping off ur face or something with a warm rag he'll be saying shit like "hm. i wonder where tara is, haven't seen her in a while. probably off eating pigeons, i suppose" STOPP IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

i think he's pretty proud of his shoulders. they have good width to them and idk they just look nice and stronk 💪🏻 as for his partner, he is a thigh man. he lovvessss thighs. will kiss and squeeze them while u sit on his face. also, if ur AFAB, he will not ever hesitate to grab a titty 🤭

C = Cum (anything to do with cum,

basically)

not getting any specific places where he likes to cum. i think he will cum anywhere as long as it's on/in u. waitttt he probably does like to cum in ur mouth doe. and maybe to smear it on ur lips a little like some lip gloss 😊 LMAO

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

lowkey think he's a little bit of a voyeur ooohhh nasty boy. idk like i think hes into watching/hearing other ppl fuck but he is deeply ashamed of this so dont ever bring it up 😹😹

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

dawg. nobody can convince me his first wasnt mystra. sooo.... not SUPER experienced in terms of like... numbers...... but him and mystra was doing some freak shit....... i just know it.......

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ugh this is a good question. i think he likes cowgirl. u have to hold his hands tho and make eye contact with him or just forget it gurl 🙄✋ he likes to admire ur body and watch u use him to get off

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

okkk gale can be a little silly sometimes but are we surprised ?? HES ALWAYS SILLY !! i think he switches between serious and goofy. he takes mess-ups and embarrassing moments pretty well and will never make u feel bad over them 🥺 like he'll use humor to make u feel comfortable and safe I NEED HIMMMMM FUCK

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

yeah hes pretty hairy. i dont think his hair is EXTREMELY thick tho. like he has fine, kind of curly kind of straight body hair? not a lot on his chest but he does have a happy trail, pubes, ARMPIT HAIR 🤤, and leg and forearm hair. i think it looks rlly good on his forearms too eugh.......

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he can be really romantic if he wants to (which is most of the time) but like i said he can also be unserious. but that doesnt make it less romantic i guess ???? anyway yeah he'll even plan everything out. like the type of dude to light candles and lay rose petals and shit 😹😹 probably likes to have some wine beforehand to get yall in the mood better too

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he will but i dont think he does often. if ur an option he prefers that. if not theres like a 50/50 chance he'll beat off. lowkey feel like he might debate on whether or not its too much work and if he should just go to sleep instead LMAO WAIT PAUSSEEEEEE MAGE HAND ????? yeah...... yeah gurl. if hes feeling lazy thats how its gonna go. prolly will close his eyes and pretend its ur hand

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

normally somewhere secluded like in a room together on a bed but if hes feeling spicy then somewhere with the possibility of getting caught 😏 maybe on a balcony somewhere or IN THE FUCKING SKY

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

i think hes pretty sensitive and in tune to teasing glances or accidentally-on-purpose touches. wordddsss too bro. loves dirty talk so much. especially if ur the one to talk dirty to him. ugh ok gemini vibes yall? yes or yes? anyway whisper things in his ear or say suggestive things in front of other ppl, like innuendo shit 😹

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

uhhh... umm.... uh

jk he wont do any noncon roleplay or anything like that. not sure if theres anything else tho 😭

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

wants to give and receive but has a preference for giving head like its probably his fav sex act 😭😭 yall know hes good af at it too and probably says nasty shit while hes doing it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he'll adjust depending on what u want. but if ur riding him he likes when ur more sensual that way he can admire ur body a little better

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

doesnt seem like a quickie guy to me. like i said he likes to plan it out most days.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

😐

yes. hes a freak yall

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

if he does most of the work then he wont want to go another round but if its u then he probably will. i think it just depends on his mood too. if ur not satisfied yet tho he will use mage hand or projection gale to help 😹😹

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i think he likes to tease a generous amount. he can dish it out but cant take it tho he gets flustered pretty fast lol

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not extremely loud but will moan/whimper whatever. hes not afraid to make noise like not ashamed at all but i dont see him being obnoxious lol. mostly just talks tho LMAO

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

hes pretty much always thinking nasty but not always horny. he just like me fr. prolly not trying to smash often tho cuz he likes to plan ahead and make everything perfect. will fuck maybe 3 days a week unless ur really raring to go 😭

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

will prolly catch up on a book afterwards for a while before going to sleep. this is so comforting to me tho like what? imagine being all fucked-out and snuggy while ur bae reads their lil book and looks after u while u sleep.... need

#added a lil picture for yall is that nice ?#baldurs gate #gale dekarios #gale bg3 #gale headcanons #gale of waterdeep #headcanons #x reader #gale x tav #gale x reader #my headcanons #baldurs gate 3 #bg3

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hwangskz · 5 years

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i'm a coward | valentine's! (han) jisung

• jisung had been that guy in basketball that u had this Enormous Crush on since,,,, forever

• u even went to aLL of his games just to see him,,,, uwu

• after the game, the team would come to u in the cafeteria

• “y/n!!!! are u here to see me :DD”

• “hyunjin pls”

• they are all kIDS OK

• and ur their mom

• like lEGIT HOW WOULD THEY EVEN SURVIVE WITHOUT A Y/N HHH

• needless to say yall are best friends ok

• but,,,,, u just can’t talk to jisung while looking in his eyes,,,, yk

• iTS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM THAT MAKES UR CHEEKS LOOK AS RED AS A FIRETRUCK AND THE REST OF TEAM THEN TEASE U SKDBJSNS

• “oH LOOK Y/N’S BURNING AGAIN LET’S GET HER WATER”

• “sTAY WHEREVER U ARE MINHOE ISTG”

• but what u always failed to notice was the blush that grew on jisung’s cheeks when he saw u too

• “oh look jisung there’s y-”

• “i know there’s y/n sitting on the 3rd seat in the first row.”

• “………i was going to say…. that there’s your cap that u had been searching for”

• aka jisung was Exposedt too now

• “jisung it’s literally 14th in a few days just confess man how hard is that”

• “cHANGBIN U HAVE FELIX BUT I WON’T HAVE MY FRIENDSHIP ANYMORE IF SHE REJECTS”

• “makes sense.”

• “HKSBSHSHSHS UR NOT HELPING CHANGBIN”

• but jisung wasn’t the only one being pestered into confessing

• aka u were too

• “hyunjin pls i need to finish this assignment by tomorrow”

• “but tomorrow is valentine’s day!!!! u haVE TO CONFESS TO JISUNG U’VE LIKED HIM SINCE,,,, FOREVER (◕︵◕)”

• “i have liked him since a long time but he hasn’t!!!! he doesn’t even like me!!!!”

• “how can u be so sure about that”

• (O.O)

• (⊙⊙)(⊙⊙)(⊙⊙)

• (°ロ°)

• ((((゜д゜)))

• i would be lying if i said u aren’t malfuctioning because u dEFINITELY ARE

• PANIC MODE : O N

• u COULDN’T SLEEP (*cue insomnia*)PROPERLY BECAUSE OF WHAT HYUNJIN TOLD U

• so u appeared with eye bags next day at school

• “yo y/n did u nOT SLEEP????”

• “…….no…….???”“gO BACK HOME AND SLEEP U NEED TO TAKE CARE OF UR HEALTH” - chan, pushing u towards the doorway

• “BUT YESTERDAY U TOLD ME EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT!!!”

• “I TAKE IT BACK NOW G O”

• after a lot of bickering u finally ended up going to classes anyways so ¯\( ’-’ ) /¯

• i mean ur not complaining cause u got to see jisung !!!! again !!!!

• u didn’t really talk today??? so it kinda confused u

• but tHEN U GET A TEXT

• jisung : yo u look tired did u not sleep r u ok

• y/n : lmao ye im fine i guess

• jisung : …….hey y/n u know what day it is today right

• y/n : …..thursday??

• jisung : nO AS IN CELEBRATION OR WHATEVER

• y/n : valentine’s day?????

• jisung : yea so i don’t think u’ll be shook if u hear this but uh

• jisung : i’m kinda coward in real life so uh

• “y/n! no phones are allowed in class!”

• the entire time in class u just kept thinking what jisung was saying

• damn first jisung was in ur heart and now on ur mind too??? CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HHHHHH

• or more like FEELINGS DEVELOPMENT HHHH

• after class got over u went to him

• “yo jisung what were u talking about earlier?”

• “i… don’t know….???”

• “jisung tELL ME”

• “i-i’ll tell u later! bye!”

• that later perhaps never came because he kept sPRINTING AWAY FROM U THE ENTIRE DAY

• H A N J I S U N G JUST CONFESS ISTG

• even when u were with the team he would sprint away and the team???? looked so confused?????

• “GOTTA GO by chungha yas I NEED TO GO TO MR. BYUN” - jisung, as he sprints away from the table

• “isn’t mr. byun on a leave tho..” - felix

• “it could be some other mr. byun tho” - changbin

• “babe our coach mr. byun is the only teacher who’s a male and has the surname byun in this entire school.”

• “makes sense.”

• the team then knew exactly what was going on

• bby was just too Shy ok

• so the team tells u to text him

• y/n : jisung where the fuck are u

• jisung : if i tell u something would u be mad at me

• y/n : jisung last year u broke my piggy bank to buy urself that video game that u never played and i’m still not mad at u so

• jisung : guess i feel confident???? now?????

• jisung : can u…. meet me….. rn…

• y/n : where aRE Ujisung : near our last class

• so u go to that empty hallway

• and ur kinda scared because iTS EMPTY AND DARK AND IT LOOKS LIKE A SCENE FROM A HORROR MOVIE

• “….jisung?”

• suddenly an arm pulls u towards them

• “sung?”

• “…..hi” - jisung, cutely rubbing his nape as he replies

• “so…. what’s up?”

• jisung takes a quick breath before meeting your eyes

• “y-y/N!”

• “yeah?”

• “i- yk what forget it im still a coward”

• he sighed and looked down when u suddenly got an idea

• and u took out ur phone from ur pocket to text him

• y/n : if ur comfortable,,,,, u can say it here yk

• he got the notif and looked at u slyly before typing something and sending it to u

• jisung : ye but pls don’t hate me or smthg D:

• y/n : ok lmao

• he took a deep breath before typing something out rEALLY FAST

• and when he sends it to u

• ur just sjsghsbsbs AAA AA AA A A A A

• jisung : i like u ok

• (☉｡☉)

• did...ur...crush just tell u that he likes u.....

• YES HELLO 911 IS IT POSSIBLE TO JUMP OFF A ROOF RN BECAUSE OF HAPPINESS BECAUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• suddenly u look at ur screen again to notice that u have a new message from jisung

• damn was he writing all this time while u were spacing out hhhh

• jisung : HOLDDUP PLS DONT END THE FRIENDSHIP OR WHATEVER AND I DO KNOW IT IS WEIRD TO BE LIKED BY UR FRIEND BUT

• jisung’s fingers were on fire as he typed

• and u could literally s e e how nervous and worried he looked for ur reply as he typed

• so before he could push the send button once again

• u hold his face and lift it up before nearing him, making u bOTH GO RED A T O N C E

• “calm down jisung, because i like u too....and even if i didn’t i wouldn’t be that stupid to end a friendship as precious as this.”

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ddcjas · 7 years

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hi yes remember me???????? i’m back with a list of black females who need more resources so y’all can stop using gross ppl like selena gomez and the hadid sisters. step ur fucking female game up.

lauren london — HONESTLY? yall are disrespectful for this woman having absolutely NO resources.

cassie ventura — AGAIN!!!! both of these women just starred in a movie in march of 2016. c’mon, now.

dascha polanco — AGAIN, THEY ALL THREE STARRED IN THE PERFECT MATCH. also, dascha is afro-dominican. win-win.

yaya dacosta — i feel like she has no resources. i’m mad about it. are you?

laverne cox — MORE REPRESENTATION 2017

solange knowles — i’m.......disgusted. offended. where are the solange resources after all this woman has done for us.

janelle monae — THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN IN TWO AWARD WINNING FILMS SHUT UP

samira wiley — hello??????/

danielle brooks — my queen. my everything. shut up.

uzo aduba — MY LIFE.

taraji p. henson — QUEEN TARAJI NEEDS MORE RESOURCES THANKS SO MUCH

octavia spencer — i genuinely would like to see more octavias out here.

keke palmer — she does have resources, but not enough.

logan browning — did we.........did we forget about dear logan?

vanessa morgan — YALL BEEN SLEEPING ON VANESSA FOR YEARS AND ITS TIME YALL STOPPED.

raye boyce — a make up artist. a queen.

anaya roderick/theanayal8ter — not only did she have vine videos, but she has a whole ass youtube channel. stop playing with me.

joan smalls — a woman.

jourdan dunn — another amazing woman.

jasmine tookes — more woman. fucc a k*ndall!!!

maria borges — A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO IS AMAZING

chanel iman — ARE YALL EVEN TRYING AT THIS POINT G????

miracle watts — i can assure yall, resources can be made for this woman.

yaris sanchez — want a model who is also an Art Queen? use yaris!

sza — its a shame that yall are ignoring wonderful women in favor of trAsh!

candice patton — i dont really see resources for her. hm. wonder why.

kylie bunbury — SHE IS LITERALLY SO BEAUTIFUL PLS.

nicole beharie — again........yall zont even look.

simone missick — yall truly dont look.

tae heckard — i feel like yall forgot about this gem.

sherise cromwell/th*inkreese — she is mixed with black, and also has the videos for resources.

mila j — we remember jhene, but not mila. tragic.

kali uchis — shes not black but she needs resources, i just wanted to slide that in here real quick. thanks, b.

and i’m missing PLENTY more women, rest assured. but like i said, i’m so??? sick of seeing the same fucking face claims that yall use as your ugly ass tokens when theres a sea full of beautiful and amazingly underused women with not a single goddamned resource on this damn hell site. yall yelp for diversity all this other shit but never wanna actually put forth any effort. step it up 2017, folks!!!

#indie rp #WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.#PLEASE ADD MORE TO THIS LIST THO I'M SO SERIOUS.#I'M SO SICK OF Y'ALL RUNNING TO THESE TRASHY RACIST FACE CLAIMS.#WHEN THERE IS A SEA OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN TO USE RIGHT HERE.

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