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theteapotofdoom · 3 years

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I saw your post on your top 10 bsd ships and i really wanna know what you think about Kunikida x Yosano.

Also, it’s canon that they’re kinda drinking buddies. And i havent done meticulous research on it it (yet) but yall know how ppl with ptsd tend to drink a lot?

Kunikida x Yosano is pure excellence!

It’s actually one of my favourite BSD ships! Honestly, looking back on the list that you’re mentioning, I probably should have I give it more than a mere honourable mention. I did that list a few months ago, and if I were to do it again today it would probably be a little different and I would give a proper spot to Kunikida x Yosano.

There are so many good things about this ship ...

First of all, on a purely superficial and thirsty level, I simply love it because I am but a mere bisexual who is desperately attracted to both Kunikida and Yosano separately so the idea of the two of TOGETHER and maybe KISSING amongst other things ... this is very good. Sometimes a ship is just your two fictional crushes together and that’s valid.

But there’s obviously so much more than that! Just like you said, they’re implied to be drinking buddies, which can just be a cute fluffy thing where they just enjoy each other’s company and have this special bond. It’s very cute to imagine that they have their special nights together where they just have fun and get drunk and gossip about everyone else in the agency (and maybe drunkenly make out who knows haha). But like you also said, I think it’s interesting to look at the “darker” implications behind that. They both heavily struggle with PTSD, and maybe they’re both trying to run away from some memories not only through alcohol but also with each other’s company.

I like to imagine that although their drinking nights often start with fun and laughter, they both stay at the bar very late, maybe even after the closure when it’s just the two of them. They just sit in silence together and appreciate each other’s company, knowing all too well they’re both trying not to go home. So sometimes, they talk. About anything really. Small things, big things ... they just trust each other so much, it feels natural to be open together. But maybe some nights they don’t talk at all, because the other’s presence is enough for comfort. There are no more words needed between them.

I’m on the verge of writing a whole ass fic

And there are so many other good things about them!!! They’ve known each other for so long, they have a lot of history that I would like to see explored more in canon. I feel like they could have absolutely ICONIC double dates with Ranpo and Poe, like, can you imagine the three hottest BSD character all sitting at a table together? Iconic, brilliant, legendary, unmatched. We would love to see it. Dazai, Atsushi, Aku and Chuuya who? Kunikida, Yosano and Poe are the only main four that I know. (Also please imagine Ranpo and Poe trying to play matchmaker for them ... maybe Poe traps them in a romance novel or something ... I need this in my life).

Kunikida and Yosano are alike AND different in a lot of interesting ways. I feel like they both have this tendency to present a facade of calm and control when they’re actually very messy and chaotic on the inside? They’re definitely both chaotic good, they will do right even if it goes against the rules or someone else’s authority. I wholeheartedly believe that out of everyone else in the ADA, these two are the most likely to throw hands and to say “hold my beer I have to punch a bitch” while everyone else tries to hold them back. Couples that slay together stay together. And on a more serious note, they’re both the type to say “I’m fine, I got this, take care of everyone else first” while bleeding to death or in the middle of a mental breakdown. But I also feel like Yosano is ... a few steps ahead of Kunikida if that makes sense? Not only because she is a little older than him, but also because she is more aware of her struggles and her flaws than he is of his.

Okay so, feel free to contradict me on this one, because I’m really not up to date on the manga and the other novels so I might be missing a lot of information about the two of them. But, I feel like Yosano is in a position where she started to heal and where she took a step back on the trauma and abuse that she went through. She is still struggling and suffering, but she is aware of it. Kunikida, on the other hand, is still caught up in his poor coping mechanism and is BARELY possibly starting to recover from his trauma. So I like to imagine that Yosano could be a guiding hand that helps Kunikida to navigate through recovery (in every sense) after the Canibal Arc. We know that one of the things she struggled with was the knowledge that she could heal people physically but not mentally, so I think it would be AMAZING for both of them if the next arc was about the Yosano not only healing Kunikida’s hands but also helping him to recover mentally! That would be so good for both of their developments! We get to explore Kunikida’s trauma and PTSD WHILE exploring Yosano healing from hers while doing something she always thought she couldn’t do!

@ Asagiri, please it’s right there, feel free to steal this content, sir I am begging you, I just want some good content for both Kunikida and Yosano sir, please

Honestly, I just love the OG trio so so so SO much, and I’m constantly upset that the fandom and Asagiri keeps sleeping on them. I want a whole arc exploring their relationship! I want a whole arc about Ranpo, Yosano and Kunikida recovering from the Canibal Arc trauma and kicking some ass! (I know that Ranpo and his boyfriend Poe have been kicking ass already but I just really wanted the next arc to be focused on these three and Fukuzawa).

Anyway, Kunikida x Yosano is absolutely GOD TIER ship that deserves a lot more attention in the fandom! It can be soft, it can be dark, it can be silly, it can be emotional, and it’s always good and sexy :’)

#kunikida x yosano #panisestgladio #WAIT WHAT IS THEIR SHIP NAME #bungou stray dogs #bsd #kunikida doppo #yosano akiko #kunisano

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graysonhq-blog · 6 years

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IT’S TOO COLD FOR YOU HERE — AN INTRODUCTION.

MWAH hello yall cuties :”)) i’m lucy i’m 9teen i just spent the afternoon staring @ my blemishes n wondering if i should spend the $115 for the foreo luna mini ! but sdsdsj before i get distracted n start ranting abt myself, let me tell u about this trash bag aka grayson easton via this messy af intro xxxxxxx

- ̗̀ ❛ GREGG SULKIN, HE/HIM. ❜ ̖́- is that grayson easton getting out of their car blasting the new year by death cab? i heard they’re twenty five years old and they’ve been living in scarsdale for twelve years. i mean, i’m not surprised –– i hear their family’s networth is 800k. everyone’s always said they’re pretty industrious and disciplined, but rumor has it they can be deceitful and rigid, too.

so grayson easton was conceived when thomas easton aka international millionaire couldn’t contain his dick @ a medical conference 🍆💦 but even though it wasn’t necessarily how lauren hannigan imagined starting a family, she was still excited

she already understood that he wouldn’t be v involved (because smh his ass already had a family and was too high profile to risk exposing himself as a cheater), but it didn’t matter to her ! after all, she just finished her residency program and was gong to *lil wayne vc* cash money make it rain ! lordt she was so HYPE she was close to spending a small fortune on little einstein storybooks 👀

but she never got the opportunity to read him those stories because a complication during her labour meant she passed away before she even had the opportunity to see her son—and because she wasn’t interested in involving his father (and honestmeme it wasn’t like he was knocking down doors to bring home his son), custody went to her parents, tessa and charles hannigan

they were fantastic guardians like clearly they were so distraught when their daughter passed away, but they decided to take all the love they couldn’t give her and direct it towards their grandson

he had a lemonade stand up every month, and his grandfather spent hours helping him make the posters and decorate the table before sitting out in the heat with him :”) it was called gray’s and grayson’s lemonade

they took turns helping charlie work through his dyslexia and brought him to the library regularly 💕 they were adamant about showing him that he wasn’t stupid just because he needed to work ten times harder than everyone to understand things, that he could do everything everyone else can do and more if he tried hard enough

also tessa taught him how to play the guitar and they spent v many fuzzy afternoons doing bad covers of sesame street songs shshsjs

but everything started going downhill when grayson turned ten—at that point, his grandparents were already p advanced in age, and that ultimately meant that their health was always v precarious :// before he could process what was happening, tessa was diagnosed w stage three breast cancer that showed no indication of slowing down—and all of a sudden, he was spending his nights doing homework in her hospital room and sleeping on the tiny chair near her bed because he refused to leave

( tessa was always miserable in the hospital, but always brightened whenever he told her that he won a poetry competition or that his teacher put a sticker on his latest test because he got a hundred percent and he just wanted to make her happy ahhhh )

he was doing homework the evening she passed away in the surgery room—and after that, it was tbh emotional earthquake after emotional earthquake because the shock was too much for his grandfather, who died from a heart attack a few days after

he’d barely processed what happened before his father ended up in the picture again—his father was concerned that the press would find the story, and he was smart enough to know that everyone discovering how he abandoned his bastard son would not be great press—and before he knew it, he was wrenched form his family home in maine, with only a few cardboard boxes in his arms, and dropped into this wildly privileged lifestyle in scarsdale, new york

he soon became the center of immense gossip :/ because of his spontaneous appearance onto the otherwise exclusive setting of high class new york, people considered him a “leeching bastard son” who was only interested in getting his hands on some fortune

but he never felt that he could actually say something about his circumstances to his father smh at that point, he’d lost so many loved ones consecutively that he was desperate for someone that he could consider family, even if it meant steadfastly ignoring the genuinely shitty things about his father

he started attending first class institutions that cost as much as his old house’s mortgage per term, his dad gave him an allowance that made his weekly paper run money look like dust bunnies, he was introduced to businessmen and politicians and lawyers whose names he’d only heard on the evening news

though he was already v hardworking and disciplined because he wanted to honour his grandparents and mom’s memory, his efforts to counteract the rumors that were being spread about him and his attempts to impress his detached father meant that his desperation to impress everyone became even more exacerbated

by the time he graduated high school, he was the Golden Boy™ who sat at the popular table, got glowing comments from his teachers whenever he handed in assignments, and was celebrated as the star quarterback—but so much of his reputation was actually just constructed as a means to impress his father and as a way to please other people yikes he doesn’t even like playing football wtf

the fact that he was exposed to such a toxic environment that demanded everything from him to be considered valid and the fact that he’s so desperate for the feeling of compassion that he used to get from his family drove him to try finding validation and love in the wrong places, using the wrong ways

smh you would hope that spending time away from new york would’ve helped him become a little less reliant on other people’s opinion and more willing to be flexible but :) since finishing university and passing the bar exam, his family’s net worth dropped 200k and his father is placing even more pressure on him to help their firm get back on solid ground

he’s doing everything he can and spending all his nights staying up late at his office, so much so that he sleeps there more than he sleeps in his still barely furnished apartment—but yikes he actually secretly hates corporate law and sometimes fantasizes about working for an non-governmental organization smh

despite everything his father tried to make him as cold-hearted as him, his years with his grandparents meant that grayson is genuinely still such a compassionate and kind person underneath everything—he nags all his friends into eating vegetables and enjoys sneaking baby carrots into their homes and will always put everything on hold for the people that he loves and didn’t punch someone when they drunkenly vomited on his carpeted floor :”)

but yikes he’s also repressed all the grief and trauma and bitterness that he’s experienced in his life, incorrectly thinking that his validation comes from authority figures and stubbornly ignoring anyone who suggests otherwise because “they’re just messing with me so they could be better than me” (also sidenote sometimes that bitterness manifests in some v questionable drinking n dating habits smh i hate him)

ANYMEME that’s grayson easton he’s a lil fake bitch who needs some help sdshdsjd the only person he talks 2 abt things is his corgi plz help

oK that should b it omg if u managed 2 finish this fckn ... verbal diarrhea of an intro plz know that i love u 5ever mwah ! if ur lookin for some childhood friends n old exes n fwbs n ride or die’s n will they won’t they and tBH w/e plz hmu my ass has graduated from thirsty 2 plots to dehydrated for them oOF

#scarsdale:intro #after only 21281291 yrs .... ive posted my intro :)#SDKDS yall plz if u send me one (1) sec of attention i Will send u all the headcanons #im a thirsty ho !

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