[Zora's first week at the Black Bulls Mansion]
[Monday]
Asta, knocking door: Zora, it's time to get up!
Zora, yawning: G'morning, lousy brat.
Noelle, breaking the door: Zora, get up already!
Zora, growning: G'morning, royal brat.
[Tuesday]
Yami: [barges in]
Yami: We're leaving in two minutes, get ready.
Yami: [yanks the curtains open]
Zora, as the light burns his eyes: My retinas!
Yami: Finral do your thing.
Finral: Sir, yessir!
Finral: [opens a portal under Zora]
Finral: Sorry, Zora.
Zora: WAIT-!
Zora: [falls in a lake]
[Wednesday]
Vanessa: Yo nerd!
Grey: It's already afternoon.
Vanessa: [shoves Zora off the bed]
Zora: Why?!?
Grey: [splashes water at him]
Zora: WHY?!?
[Thursday]
Henry: [stands over Zora's bed]
Henry, whispering: Heeeeeeello.
Zora, jolting awake: Oh my god, what the heck?!
Henry: It's time to wake up.
Henry: [disappears into the walls]
Zora: He's like a freaking sleep paralysis demon.
[Friday]
Luck: [bursts through the door laughing]
Luck: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Magna: [runs after with a flaming bat]
Magna: FOR BUDDING!
Zora: Get out! This isn't a battliefield!
Magna: [throw fireballs]
Luck: [hides behind Zora]
Zora: GODDAMNIT—!
[Saturday]
Charmy: Wakey wakey, it is time to wake up, la~!
Zora: Hey Charms, give me five minutes more and then we can go for waffles.
Charmy, excited: Waffles?!
Zora: No no no no no—
Charmy: Laaa~ laaa~ laaaaaaa~!
Charmy: [sprints out the door]
Zora: [facepalms]
[Sunday]
Nero: Hey.
Zora: [wakes up]
Nero: Hey.
Zora: Hey.
Nero: Hey.
Zora: Oh, okay.
Nero: Hey.
Zora: Yeah.
Nero: Hey.
Zora: ....Okay.
Nero: [sips her coffee]
Zora: [gets out of bed]
[later at night]
Gauche: Hey Ideale, it's past midnight. You know what that means?
Zora, a night owl: Psychological trauma?
Gauche, also a night owl: Psychological trauma!
Zora and Gauche, sarcastically: Yay!
Gordon: [emerges between them wide-smiling]
Gordon: Happy New Week!
Zora and Gauche: [jump-screaming]
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