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Maven can you please stop fighting Nouel, He didn't did anything wrong to you

Maven: Honey this is not a dispute. This is the moment when I finally get rid of that fucking cancer cat! A polluted pest.

Nouel: * Sob * but I didn't do anything. I just ate paper.

Maven: Paper! PAPER! It was a picture of Y/N. Just thinking about eating it should result in a death sentence. *mumble* seven hour clarification of Y / N scheduleists. I hung my head down from the tree for half an hour so I could take a picture of Y / N changing clothes.

Nouel: *started running away during Mave’s monologue*

Maven: Hey! Come back!

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Nouel,come here,lay on your belly up*tickle his belly* who is my cutie neko,who,who?

Nouel: Hmmmmmmmmmm. Do you have another Neko? You can’t mean Alan because he’s clearly from hell. * moment of silence * Ooooooooh you meant me. * smile * I'm your good cute Neko. *Lay on his belly* Yeeee

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Maven whats happening Why is Nouel Sobbing??

Maven: Oh he just... * Realizes he's in trouble because Nouel is a cat and no one likes animal teaser's* bumped into one of my shrines and cries for forgiveness for accidentally breaking your hair ring that I "borrowed" from you three years ago.

Nouel: *Realizes he gets attention from you and throws himself dramatically on the floor* AAAAAAAAAAH! Maven step on my tail after I accidentally broke one of his hair circle's. I think it's broken. Do you know a kiss could improve it.

Maven: *mumble* I swear if that cat didn't make Y/N happy it would have died so many times that its 9 lives would be of no help. Nouel tail fracture doesn't heal with a kiss either! Learn medicine!

Nouel: *glare Maven* Animal torturer.

Maven: Nouel, I'm a surgeon. Be quiet if you don't want me to do a vasectomy for you while you sleep.

Nouel: Y/N Maven is threatening me with medi-thibg again!!

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Nouel, my cutie, come here, do you want a hug,i have some tuna,*grabs Nouel and hug him* i love you Nouel, do you love me?

Nouel: Yeah I love... TUNA. Tuna tuna tuna tuna tunaaaaaaaaa. *Hug you* But of course I love the person who gives me a tuna, the person who gives me warm hugs, the person who has given me a warm home and the person who protects me from my shit brother. I really love you.

And I won't let anyone take you away. As Alan says, "if any competitor comes to visit, take a deep breath, boil a pot of coffee and pour it into the competitor's arms. If they hurt you they are an evil animal abuser."

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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But Nouel, i need to you take your bath, if you don't, your fur will become to gross and i can't caress you,what's your choice bath or no caress?

Nouel: B-but it's bath. And there is always bad water in the bath that is wet. I don’t want bath in bad water. Except *a cunning smile* Maybe I want to go to the bath if you come there with me. Yeah that would be nice.

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Nouel,cutie , come here,come to me, i'll give you love and some milk, if you're thrist,my beloved neko,*got him* gotcha, now its time to your bath and i promise everything i sayed before

Nouel: Oooh yeah I can take milk.... Aaaaah You liar. You betrayed me. Alan, my brother help me. Stop laughing and come help. *gets an idea * * turns into a human and lies on the floor * Ha you can't get me in the bath if I'm human. Or do you want to see me naked? Y/N why are you looking at me strangely?

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Noeul I brought you two boxes of tuna now can i hug you?

Nouel: Yeeee tuna. Why is it in a cover? Tuna come here. *Nouel tries to bite a tuna can* Ouch that hurts. *hiss* No Reader I don't give tuna back.

*after five minutes*

Readeeeer. maybe I need help.

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Nouel are you okej? I heard you were talking with Maven? You need a hug buddy? We can cuddle if you would like? 😊

Nouel: *sob* Yes I need cuddles. Lots of cuddles. *hug you* Maven is big bad meanie. please protect me my love. *hug you* This feels good. *Nouel starts to purr*

*angry Maven Noices in background*

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Nouel, you and Alan are from France ? It's awsome and cute the same way, you know, France is my favorite country and knowing you are french is make me love you even more, uhcutie,can you speak a world in french?

Nouel: Oui, nous pouvons parler français. Nous sommes donc de France.

( Yes, we can speak French. So we are from France.)

Alan: Vrai. C'est vraiment très sympa. Nous n'avons pas parlé français depuis longtemps. Je ne me souviens même pas pourquoi nous avons commencé à parler anglais. Et si on commençait à ne parler que français ?

( True. It's really nice. We haven't spoken French in a long time. I don't even remember why we started speaking English. What if we started speaking only French? )

Nouel: Mais le lecteur ne peut pas parler français. *Looks you*

(But the reader cannot speak French.)

Alan: Je suis sûr qu'ils apprendront. D'autant plus qu'il a ces sous-titres en anglais.

( I'm sure they will learn. Especially when it has these English subtitles. )

It didn't work very well...

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Can Nouel in cat form fit in a bag? For traveling purposes

Nouel:... Yeah. When I am cat I fit in back. But I don't want be in back instead, I want to be in your lap when you give me a pat. If you put me in a backpack I make such suffering sounds that people worry about whether I have wounds. So don't put Nouel the Cat in the back.

Put Alan in there instead.

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Fine Nouel, * go to the bathtub with him* see is not that bad, * idea* here sweetie, *In his ear* if you finish your bath with any trouble, lets enjoy wile Alan is asleep and give him a bath too,because he's fur is gross too, can you help me?

Nouel: *whisper* No I can't. That’s bad idea. Really bad idea. Don't make Alan angry Y/N. He will certainly take revenge in some well thought out and disgusting way. I remember once stepping on his tail by accident. Alan then took care not to eat properly for a week. Either he ate my food or spoiled it in some way. I don't want to annoy him anymore. There is no talk of such things Y / N. Just enjoy the bath.

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Nouel: Reeeeeadeeeer!!!! Help me! I I try get rid of that stupid howling machine ( vaccuum cleaner. ) and I tried to bite its tail (vacuum cord). But it attacked me and captured me. *lying on the floor entwined with a vacuum cleaner cord* heeeelp.

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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In Honor of Pride month, I have decided to disclose the sexualities of all my oc's .

I have had too much free time

Nouel & Alan: There are basically just big cats. So usually they experience attraction to the opposite sex. (If the reader is a man then the exception confirms the rule.)

Robert: is bisexual. Maybe he likes men a little more.

Irene: Demi sexual.

Ryan: Asexual

Maven: Y/N or Darling sexual. he only feels sexual attraction to you. (This isn't (perhaps)) real sexuality. Just the thing I came up with to cover that plot gap. I can't think of another reason why our hot albino is such an inexperienced relationship.)

Tai yang: Bisexual. Experiencing the most sexual attraction to himself. Because surely he is the most good-looking creature of all.

Clarissa: Heterosexual

Amy: Lesbian

Nael: Heterosexual

Jayden: Bisexual

#nouel #alan #maven #robert #irene #tai yang #amy #rayan #clarissa #nael #jayden #oc #yandere oc #pride month

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Yandere Alan

Name: Alan

Age: In the cat years, Alan is 24 years old… In human years, he is only two years old.

Species: Neko

Nationality: French

Birthday: December 7th.

Hobbies: Annoying you, bullying Nouel and breaking goods.

Alan likes: Infringement of goods. Biting your hand and you.

Alan dislikes: About clothes, other men near you or baths.

Yandere type: Sadistic and manipulative.

Appearance: Alan is 185cm tall in human form. A blond man with muscles. His cat shape is big and almost entirely white Siamese.

Backstory: It all started on a quiet morning. You were just used to Nouel living with you. Although sometimes that Neko boy drove you crazy. However, suddenly Nouel rushed into your room to hug you and complain about how Alan would bully him.

Who the fuck is Alan?

What you got from Nouel’s speech was something clear Alan was his big brother. Just then there was a horrible rumble in the kitchen. When you went to see the kitchen stand a tall and naked man with cat ears. A man who took turns eating your food and throwing glasses on the floor. You tried to ask who he was and what he was doing here but in response he just let meow voices.

You remembered the days when Nouel could not yet speak.

Now you have two Neko sons to take care of. Even though you tried to get Alan to leave, he just ignored it. And if you made him angry he just poured out his anger at Nouel or broke something. Now you have to figure out how to get him to wear clothes.

But its story for another day.

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Nouel, please stop appearing beside me in the morning without your clothes on. I understand that you just turn into a human when you woke up,but.. wait a minute.. WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO ON MY BED? I THOUGHT I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU YOUR OWN BED!

Nouel: B-but you are warm and soft. My bet is just cold. I just want warmth and love so I don't catch a cold. Besides, why do I have to keep clothes when Alan gets to be in a bathrobe. That is unfair.

Besides, admit off you like to sleep with cat because you think I’m cute. *smile* Am I right?

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married-to-google-translater · 2 years

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Nouel, your so cute but please stop attacking the vacuum cleaner- it won’t do me or anyone any harm

Nouel: That's what it wants you to think. It wants to gain your trust so that it can attack at an unexpected moment. Stupid howling machine. * hiss noices * But don't worry because I'll protect you.

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