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yandere-mc-yt · 7 months
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Do you think there's any yanderes who wouldn't get along? Like Wilbur and Quackity might not be able to stand each other or Tommy and Purpled finding it difficult to not bicker? Everything you've written so far is really cool!
Thank you! It's nice to hear people like my writing. :) I don't want this to be long because honestly? A lot of yandere's wouldn't get along. I'm going to list the top 1 that'd not get along AT ALL and then the top 3 that'd work unfortunately TOO well together.
EDIT: Old ask but I've polished it a bit and only included one ba. Enjoy!
P.S. don't be afraid to send more poly asks! Both romantic and platonic :)
Top 3 Best Yandere Duos
Technoblade & Ph1lza: should be obvious why they'd work well together! These two have known each other for ages and its highly likely that they'd even form a polyamorous relationship along with their shared darling. The two care and trust each other enough to compromise to ensure their darling is kept and taken care of!
Tommyinnit & Ranboo: a surprisingly good team! Its mostly because they're similar kinds of yanderes (mostly harmless towards their darling, only wants their companionship and attention, clingy, ect) that they wouldn't immediately clash. Also while Tommy is the jealous type, Ranboo is not but it's rarely an issue since Ranboo is so submissive in general scenarios- allowing Tommy to hog more of their darling's time with no problem.
Wilbur & Quackity: okay I know what you're think- you think they'd clash right? Well your right there's a lot of clashing!! But!!! They somehow make it work in an albeit disfunctional kind of way. The main reason this team even works is becuase Wilbur not so subtly is also just as attracted to Quackity the way he is towards their darling, willing to put himself "below" Quackity to help him contain their darling. Hey a bit of selflessness goes a long way!
The Absolute WORST Yandere Duo
Dream & Tommy: An EXTREMELY unlikely duo but has high odds of forming a dynamic- especially if obsession takes hold during the exile arc of all times. There's already so much going on mentally for tbe both of them and they absolutely do not want to fucking share their poor darling. They're both clingy in their own fucked up ways and even though I've stated before that Tommy is harmless, that all goes put of the window when Dream isn't above hurting their darling. Tommy would never try to hurt them of course- only Dream really but he's also so much more paranoid that somehow Dream will sway you away from wanting to hang out that he may start to verbally lash out. Everything is just..... awful. Even for Dream this situation sucks but he's too proud and stubborn to let go of his literal two greatest obsessions.
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yxndereblogs · 2 years
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Hii I was wondering if you could do a part two to the undercover agent fanfic with the yandere sbi
But please don't feel pressured to :) have a good day or night
of course!! and thank you so much for requesting! :)
Yandere!Mafia!Sleepyboisinc. with Undercover Agent!Reader Headcanons (Part 2, Platonic) 🖤
•as soon as techno saw your board with their pictures and sticky notes with information on them, he asked to talk to the rest of the guys in another room. that left you confused and concerned, slightly afraid of them finding out about you being undercover.
•when he told the rest of the guys, philza’s first reaction was disappointment since you seemed like such a good friend. wilbur’s reaction was anger because you had the nerve to do this behind their back. tommy’s reaction was also anger, yet shocked since he thought they all hid it well.
•after collecting themselves together, they went back into the main room and told you they had to rush somewhere important, hiding some files techno stole from your “hidden room.” nervous, you said goodbye to them and watched as they walked out, noticing their strange demeanor as they left.
•as soon as they left, you rushed into the room and it seemed to have been ransacked, papers on your desk, some sticky notes taken from your board. and as you looked through the files, you noticed a decent amount of them missing and that’s when you knew the men figured it out.
•while you were trying to figure out your next move, the four men were all furious, some of them being physically angry while some being mentally angry. and it took everything in techno not to just go to your house and shoot you as well as wilbur, anger being in both of their minds while philza had to be the voice of reason (as always).
•since they were the head of the mafia, they knew they could find ways to get rid of all of your evidence/information of them, already have gotten rid of the files techno had stolen from your house. and while they may be the head of the mafia, they still wanted you to be their friend, despite your betrayal.
•since the group have discovered who you are and why you became their friend, you have decided to quickly pack all your evidence and information and go to your other hideout house, hopefully hiding from the group. even though you knew it wouldn’t be easy.
•what you failed to notice though when you got to your hideout was a tall figure lurking close to your house, gun in gun holster with an easy knock out drug in his pocket, ready to take you closer to them where you can be best friends with them. that is why you came there of course.
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yandereforme · 2 years
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Yandere SBI with a darling who is Tommy’s twin sis, who’s singing voice can calm techno’s chat.
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bagely · 3 months
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I just remembered that Missa wanted Phil's head as a keychain
He spoke several times about how it would be so cute to decapitate Phil head and to have their backpacks matching And he wasn't talking about someone else cutting off Phil's head he wanted to cut it off himself.
Missa doesn't mute himself so he just said it very quietly so the translator wouldn't notice it while he was circling crunching around Philza, Poor man didn't know that his husband wanted to cut off his head.
Missa was in his queen of hearts era 😻
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nomsfaultau · 11 months
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Emergency Meeting
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“It has come to my attention that Technoblade’s last…escapade ended poorly. So I have called this staff meeting to clarify my intent.”
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“Look at him. Amazing. The best kid I could ask for.”
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“Questions? …No? Excellent. As a reminder quarterly reviews are next month. Dismissed.”
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bloodpen-to-paper · 9 months
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I find it hilarious that Forever's yandere persona was completely derailed by the burdens of fatherhood
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cloudy-gift · 11 months
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Yandere Forever !
[I'm so sorry, my demons possessedme for two hours]
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dsmp-enthusiast · 1 month
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Imagine:
YANDERE SBI
+ Sibling!reader
It's only the characters, not the content creators!
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Like I said in my yandere benchtrio post, Tommy will definetly try to guilt trip you but not as much when you're his sibling.
He'll just annoy you into doing what he wants most of the time.
And I can see Tommy bringing you into his chaotic habits, Philza does not approve most times tho so you gotta stay sneaky.(or Tommy will annoy you the next weeks and cling to you, no matter what.)
Tommy probably doesn't even know how wrong his obsession is, if someone tells him he'll just ignore it and try to forget it.
I can imagine that Philza wants you to belive nothing is wrong, trying to manipulate you into thinking that's normal in a family, but he doesn't want to overdo it.
Philza wants you to stay with the family, he wants you to accept him and your siblings, but he doesn't want any of them to get too obsessed since he knows it wouldn't end well for anyone.
He's self aware, he doesn't want anything bad to happen.
While Philza is self aware and tries to calm his obsession and your brother's obsession, Techno is also aware but he just distances himself from you once he realized what's happening.
He just wants to keep you save, that's what he'll tell himself when he thinks of you and his protectiveness, he knows when to stop.
Or he hopes he knows when he's hould stop.
Techno knows this family is fucked up, he doesn't really do anything to calm the situation nor does he try to feed into the obsession.
He'll try to keep distance from you, try.
But Techno eventually will fail, either because of the voices or because Philza is worried you'll think one of your brothers hate you, or both.
Techno would know it's wrong, but as long as you listen to him and the others, he doesn't have to take any dramatic measures.
There is a high chance Wilbur knows what he does is wrong, depending on the time we're in, but he straight up ignores it, he doesn't care as long as you stay near.
Wilbur probably also will become quite moody when you're not near, but will calm down once he sees you again.
He's only one to actually hurt you, not badly tho, if you're trying to get away once realizing the situation, the others will also judge him and probably take you from him as punishment when he lashes out.
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Sorry if I misspelled anything, I accidentally cut part of my finger and it hurts to typne rn.
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yandere-mc-yt · 7 months
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omg ur back!! i saw the crypid alphabet ask and if ur ok can u write it but with cryptid phil :33
Glad to be back! Also if his characterization is slightly different then oops its been like 2 years
Warnings: Yandere Themes, obsessiveness, possessiveness, kidnapping mentioned, forced relationship, dubcon/noncon implied, suggestive
Cryptid!Philza
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
Before he kidnaps them, he'd be pretty friendly and flirty, making it apparent that he's interested in more than a friendship with them unless they politely turn him down. If his darling returns his feelings at that point then he's.... normal. Or a super normal loving boyfriend.
Philza's even more passionate and loving after he's stolen his darling away but whether or not they feel the same after won't matter at the time. He'll lay things on extra thick to make them fall back in love with him, even forcing himself on his darling and do all the things he just knows they loved to try to win them over again.
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
He's not really one for physcial violence unless its towsrds anyone trying to take his darling away- as for if he'd get violent TOWARDS his darling? Not likely but if push comes to shove he can hurt them.
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
Not necessarily mock but Phil will try to make light of it, trying to joke about it. If his darling isn't receptive then he may get passive aggressive and blame them for his actions.
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Before he revealed himself as a god, he might push boundaries to get closer on occasion but other than that not much.
After however? The boundaries are nonexistent and anything he can do to his darling he can coax them into letting him do, he will do.
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
Surprisingly, he'd still be reserved even after showing his true colors. As much as Phil wanted to lay everything out for them, he was smarter than that. The most vunerable he may allow himself to be around his darling is telling them how much they mean to him.
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
Upset sure but Philza knows he's stronger than them so he's willing to let it slide the most time. If they fight back and then escape though, he's pissed.
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
It's a LITTLE bit fo a game- it was amusing to him at the beginning of this when he builds up their relationship only to reveal his monsterous and godly form. This is the first and only time he'd enjoy watching his darling try to escape before snatching them back up and laying things out for them.
Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
Anytime Phil is legitimately angry is terrify- he can get a bit rough with handling his darling when they push him but that's nothing compared to what would happened if he lets his guard down and darling takes advantage of it. He feels little remorse for forcing himself on his darling after catching them and doesn't take any blame for for bruised and beatened his darling is afterwards. Shouldn't have bettayed his trust.
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
Philza ould want to make his darling immortal and live wirh them for eternity. He didn't really believe in marriage or care for kids but if his darling expressed interest he'd arrange things.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
Oh YES- Absolutely. He's not the jealous type but if there were any love rivals from when he was trying to gain their trust, he'd be a bit antagonistic and might even scare them away when his darling wasn't around. I can guarantee that if he manages to get his darling into bed after shooing off anyone that's made him jealous, his darling wpuld noy be walking for a few days afterwards.
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
Pre reveal, he plays up the chill friendly guy that's a bit fo a flirt. It's not suspicious at all.
Posr reveal (and kidnapping), he still had the same vibes except he let more of his old soul nature out. Still super flirty of course bur with some added flavor.
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
Philza lays on his most "normal hot guy that lives out of town" and flirts his ass off. It doesn't really end after he's revealed he's a god but he'd more playful and passionate then when he played human.
Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
Not really? If darling and him got into a romantic relationship before discovering the truth, they might have gotten a bit of a taste of his true self. Its really blink and you'll miss it.
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
Absolutely- he doesn't think he's necessarily being cruel when he hurts them since he always tries to use normal human strength whenever he has to punish them. Philza also may also weaponize his own kindness as a punishment since he was acrually rather generous with it in the beginning.
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
A majority of them affer darling has been kidnapped- no phone, no going outside unsupervised, ect ect.
Even after darling has won some of their rights back, he will still mostly have a bit of a leash on them.
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
Fairly patient. He's old and pretty chilled out compared to most gods so he's willing to wait on most things. The only exception is if his darling is being too defiant or betraying him.
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
The fying part depends on where he amd darling stood in their relationship- if its when he still only wanted their soul, he'd make a deal the Goddess of Death to have it. If its anytime after he's fallen in love, he'll beg her to bring them back to life.
If darling leaves or escapes, then there will be no chance of that lasting that long.... unless its into the arms of another god and that's a whole other can of worms to unpack.
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
A little? But its pretty fleeting since he thinks if he gives it enough time, he can rebuild their relationship- even make it more if he and darling weren't romantically involved before he kidnapped them.
As for if he'd ever let them go..... only if things are how we wanted them to be.
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
Simple answer: the darling’s shiney soul.
Slightly less simple answer: Philza looked past darling’s soul and fell in love with the person they were and did not want to let them go.
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
Hurt but Phil understands. He knows that he's basically betrayed his darling's trust and they're going to be freaked out but they'll get used to it- right?
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
As much as he loves his darling, he's smart and as the saying goes, he keeps all of his cards close to his chest. He knows not to let his feels for them distract him from how smart they can potentially be as well.
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
It's REALLY hard to gain his trust but once it's won, he can get foolish and allow his dsrling tok much freedom. Also.... the quickest way to win his trust is weaponizing intimacy. For a wise old god, he sure thinks with his dick.
Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
Yes and like 20 percent of the time it'd be an accident. If he's hurting him darling that it'd be for a good reason and not just in blind anger.
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
At first, he may come off as a bit worship-y due to how great their spul was but after he got to know them, it'd fade away to normal romantic obsession. Nothing would really change on how he went after his darling once his feels changed.
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
Philza wouldn't even realize he was pining until it hits him that he wants more than their soul. It'd probably be another few months where he'd work on getting into a physical relationship with them before he'd decide to take things further.
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
Not likely but it can happen. He'd be angry at himself for it. Literally the very firdt thing that had attracted him to his darling was their soul and breaking them would destroy its shine completely. He'd grieve for a bit before deciding to continue in caring for them. Philza had loved more than judt theirbsoul after all.
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yxndereblogs · 1 year
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Ooo how about platonic yandere headcanons with Cc! Niki, Philza and Sapnap comforting a reader who got their heart broken because the reader’s crush is getting engaged to someone else
of course! and thank you so much for requesting!! 🫶🏻
Yandere!CC!Niki, Philza, and Sapnap with Heartbroken!Reader Headcanons (Platonic) 🖤
Niki/Nihachu:
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•you and niki have been friends since you both were kids with niki being only a couple years older than you, so she’s been with you during your ups and your downs, like you with her.
•and you would always rant to her about every crush you had, her being upset because everyone you ever talked about, they would break your heart. and niki hates seeing her best friend so upset.
•it happened once again. someone you have been crushing on got engaged and you were absolutely shattered hearing the news. and you went right to niki for comfort, which she was there with open arms of course.
•while niki absolutely hates seeing you so upset and heartbroken, it makes her happy that she wouldn’t have to hear about them again. you’re her best friend and because of that, you should always be with her and that is how it’s going to be for now on.
Philza:
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•you and philza never met in person yet, you two were only online friends. but that didn’t stop you both from streaming together a lot and talking a lot off stream as well.
•and philza would hear a lot about your current crush, you gushing over them a lot of the time you both talked. and that made him upset because he knows they would just break your heart. because he knows what is best for you.
•would you look at that? your crush got engaged, which left you absolutely shattered and in shambles for quite a while, talking to philza whenever you felt like it because you always knew he would say the right thing to comfort you.
•while he would talk to you, he would always say/say in a nice way how he knew all along this would happen. how they would just break your heart. and you listened to him since your best friend always knew what was best for you.
Sapnap:
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•you and sapnap have been friends for what seemed like ever, and recently, you decided to move in with him since he insisted you do so since you two would always hang out every chance possible (at least every chance sapnap could get).
•whenever sapnap would hear about your current crush, he would smile and say that you should just ask them out, but you said no because of your fear of rejection. which he knew, but if your heart gets broken, look who you can rely on for comfort? him!
•so when you found out your crush got engaged, you were so upset and heartbroken for days since you crush on them was huge and sapnap knew that. and he was right there to comfort you all the way/all the time.
•sapnap would never say to you how he knew they weren’t right for you and that he knew all along this would happen, but he would hate to see his best friend even more upset. so comforting you it is then.
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cosmic-d1ce · 10 months
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"Philever is dead" not while I'm still alive babyyy
"C'mon Phil, we can sneak off..." Fit smiles as Phil rolls his eyes. "They won't even notice we're gone." He lowers his voice, but Forever hears him loud and clear.
He grits his teeth in frustration. They hardly even tried to hide it. Fit and Phil had been flirting this whole time! They weren't even subtle about it!! Forever casts a quick glance their way, just in time to catch Fit inching closer to Phil's face, holding his jaw gently.
He turns away quickly. Quick enough to catch Phil's attention. Phil laughs to himself. Quiet enough that Forever knows he wasn't supposed to hear it.
As much as he'd like to stick to the not being in love with him anymore thing, it was really hard. Phil still looked like Brunim. Phil was still beautiful and funny and kind and sweet and loving and careful and god he thought about him so much more than he should.
Forever made a point to cross his arms as he wondered if Fit thought those things of Phil as well. He wondered what Phil thought of Fit. He wondered what Phil thought of him. If he really, truly meant all of the harsh things he said. If he had shared all of his feelings yet, or if he had more to say to Forever.
"Oh, Philza~ Come on now, there's kids around..." Forever is so caught up in his wondering he doesn't catch what illicits that response. He looks back for only a second before he can't stand the sight.
Phil is so comfortable with Fit, in a way he'd never seen when it was only them. Although wildly inappropriate to think, he wonders for a moment if this is only the tip of the iceburg? What if they do more when they're alone? What if they really were a thing? He shakes his head as if to physically remove the ideas from his head.
He tries to focus on watching Bad show the kids how some complicated machine works but god help him, he just can't. He hears Phil's laugh mix with Fit's, comfortable and calm, if not a little embarrassed. He hears Fit's words, his sultry voice drawing more and more giggles from Phil. Forever cannot stand it.
"Hey, Forever, Phil and I are gonna dip for a second, we won't be long." Fit taps his shoulder to get his attention. Forever can't keep himself from scowling.
"Yes, okay, I'll let Bad know." He says through gritted teeth. Suddenly, Fit looks nervous as he smiles, taking a few steps back towards where Phil waited for him.
The two use their warp stones and they're gone. Forever's eyes linger where the pair stood moments before and he can't help the damn near animalistic instincts that almost overcome him. How dare Fit try to take what's his? Sure, Forever is focusing less on love and more on the election but that doesn't give Fit the right to speak to Phil that way! Not at all! When they got back, Forever would let him know exactly what he thought of their little games.
Really, he wanted to tear Fit to peices whenever he gave Phil that look. Whenever he put his hands on his waist, or when he gently turned his head towards him. Whenever he put on that voice to say suggestive things. Whenever he was anywhere near Phil, for that matter.
It takes close to ten minutes for Fit to come back with Phil following close behind him. Chayanne and Tallulah come running when they hear the warping sound. Dapper, Ramon and Bad take their time walking over.
Forever is probably the only one that notices but they both look a mess. Fit adjusts one of his straps as he ruffles Tallulah's hair. Phil's haori slips off his shoulder a Chayanne releases him from the tight hug he trapped him in.
Ramon jumps into his father's arms with practiced ease before he starts to write on his board. Fit hums and nods as Ramon explains something. Forever watches. He wants to tear the man to bits. He wants to grab Phil and never let him go, growl at anyone that so much as looks at him, kill anyone who dare lay their hands on him. Fit had done all of the above so many times, Forever was just about ready to destroy him.
Fit looks up from Ramon's writing for a moment and their eyes lock.
"Uh... Forever?"
Now, Phil looks away from Tallulah. After a moment, he laughs. That wonderful laugh that Forever could swear is addictive.
"I thought you were over me, Forever."
Of course, Phil could pick up on the jealousy immediately, having seen it so many times. It's not like Forever is particularly good at hiding it anyway. He's not really trying.
Fit laughs too. It takes every ounce of self restraint Forever has not to stab him right then and there.
Bad gives a small chuckle, confused. "What happened...?"
"Forever thinks Fit and I are doing things and, even though he said he doesn't like me anymore, now he's jealous." Phil rolls his eyes as he picks Tallulah up like she weighs nothing.
Forever huffs and looks away.
They all part ways as night rolls in. The incident is mostly forgotten and laughed off.
As Forever arrives at his base, though, he pulls out his communicator and messages Fit.
You leave my Philza alone.
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Oh my god I miss the yandere Forever bit-
Like I do love what's going on now with q! Forever and q! Philza
I find it funny af- how no matter what Forever does Phil will just never except Forevers affection/love and I understand why (The whole being a rebound thing)
But the whole yandere Forever bit had/has sm angst potential-
I've already seen it in fml (Forever my love) but damn would I like to just see more of it- the angst possibilities, the possibilities-
Plus I just love dark 'romances' (' ' meaning that the 'romance' is one sided and one of them just doesn't want it while the other is a literal yandere)
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nomsfaultau · 1 year
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It was at that moment five years later, Phil knew, he’d m̸̺̀u̸̞͔̙͘f̶̣̘̒f̴̠̱̂͊̚î̴͕̯͋n̵͍̳̝̊̽ed up.
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jams-sims · 11 months
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Me finding out that Forever message Phil to make sure he was okay with the whole "imma kidnap you yandere" bit. An Philza said it was it was okay and that its hilarious. (I know im probably late to the party. But I think its super cool of Forever to make sure hes not crossing anylines.)
But also it so funny to weave that imto the whole Yandere deal. Where its this whole dramatic im gonna force you to love me. An that melts away and goes right to "is this cool?" "Is the rope to tight?"
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iolypse · 1 year
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fuck qmissa meeting tallulah, i need qmissa to meet qforever
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dailyblorboposting · 6 months
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day 11 yandere :> inspired by Fault and ashbluegamer's missa drug au
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