The funniest thing about Factventure is the thought of “ladies man, i’m heterosexual, the straightest man alive, promise guys, trust me, beer explosions hell yeah” Rick the Adventure Sphere seeing Fact out of everyone in the Portal franchise and going “THAT ONE”
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what if sex
(send good porn? nhentai codes/links, random nsfw comics, E-rated fanfic in fandoms we share, rule34, whatever else)
also feel free to ask me for suggestions and send a list of what ur interested in or kinks/fetishes/whatever. love sharing my porn favs
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trying to look at dirkjohn art and seeing br*john stuff is giving me war flashbacks why are you making br*john content in year of our lord 2023 go get a job or something
not censored for any reason other than i don’t want people like that coming to my page
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IT IS VERY COMMON that Vandal uses physical touch on other people . this is solely to enact his own feeling of control ( & entitlement ) . and it is noted , canonically , that it makes some people uncomfortable , at times , since he does it so casually . vandal also usually does this without warning , as one could guess .
his hands & fingers are larger than the average homo sapien's hands , due to his lineage ( cro-magnon , noted to usually be somewhat physically broader & more built than modern day homo sapiens & their smaller , neanderthal relatives ) . the size of vandal's palm alone can easily fit a human head . compound that with his immense physical strength , and when vandal gets a hold of you , it feels like a vice grip . it's clear that he can shatter bones without so much of an effort , or rip you limb from limb with a flick of the wrist .
commonly , vandal scruffs other people , or grabs them by the nape of the neck . he also grabs at the shoulder ( more casually ) , or the wrist ( more forcefully ) . when being threatening , he will choke . and , in even more drastic scenarios , he can forcefully carry someone off with disturbing ease , though that's a much more situational aspect .
he sees these actions as a means of dominance over others . how your muse feels & reacts to these , of course , is all up to you .
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So with the hangout.. do you think that settles the issue of mistranslation or not of Kaeya and Diluc being brothers?
is it even possible to settle it? i feel like there must be some insane cultural difference between me as a western person and chinese people when it comes to adoptive siblings because, i honestly don't see how the biological son of the guy you consider your adoptive father isn't, by extension, your adoptive brother; how would that relationship not be familial? even when you bring in the "sworn brothers" trope as a means of queercoding, which is a concept ive had explained to me more than once – like, okay? i agree that it's true you can't properly translate/localize that, but. how else did you want them to translate it? even if the word brother was never used once in the eng translation, how do you make it so that kaeya and diluc calling the same guy "father" doesn't imply some uncomfortable things if he and diluc are romantically involved..? but then, who knows, maybe i just don't have enough knowledge about how censorship works in china, how they do queercoding over there, how they deal with adopted relationships, whatever. it's fine. different cultural upbringings, no? it's funny when it's the western side of the fandom discussing this, though. because you'll have these extremely white people arguing with you about the intricacies of chinese BL media. as if either of us knows what the hell we're talking about. anyway, none of this matters in the end because most klc shippers just... like the incest. and the day we stop arguing about mistranslations and simply accept that people either 1) see this relationship in a different light due to their cultural background or 2) are a little bit of a freak online is the day i will finally know peace as a kaeya fan
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BTW my fem gnf is a model/advertisement actor and she does shoots for very prestigious brands. she spends all day dolled up full glam and then she gets home and walks around in nothing but a sports bra and boxers she stole from karl
also when she takes her makeup off she leaves her false eyelashes EVERYWHERE like on the sink counter stuck to the wall in the trash bin in the floor and it freaks sapnap out cuz her eyesight isn't that good and she keeps thinking they're evil florida caterpillars or something
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