honestly my deepest wish is for someone to somehow guess the bolas rojas group call password during a conversation along the lines of the breast milk discussion. i want them to be attempting to spy and walk in on some absolutely BONKERS horseshit. i want someone to be all serious and Lore Mode and then enter while the team is once again trying to guess what carre ate based on the sound of his fart. the spy comes in expecting coordinating or task comms or location information and instead the team is discussing nuclear meltdowns in switzerland and whether a gas mask can save you. there's a disaster. it's poison gas. they're celebrating.
(my other wish is someone tries to read their subtitles and figure out if the subtitles are mistranslations. the subtitles go crazy. they're barking)
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CATCHING UP ON DRAWFEE AND NOT JACOB DESCRIBING ESPIO'S VIBE AS SEEMS COOL BUT IS STRAIGHT EDGED AND LOVES JESUS THE RELIGIOUS THING THREW ME OFF SO BAD I LITERALLY GUESSED ESPIO UNTIL HE SAID RELIGIOUS THAT THREW ME SO MUCH IM MAD FUCK UOU JACOB!!!!!! HES MY SPECIAL LITTLE GUY..... FUCKER.
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imagine you disappear bc ur busy dimension hopping trying to save ur own dimension or wtvr + then you get back to find ur two bffs who you've never introduced are now dating
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one of the most difficult things to navigate with a dissociative disorder is the disconnect of emotions– because sometimes you'll just start having feelings that aren't yours; start crying when you don't feel sad at all, get irrationally angry at things that would never bother you (or even make you happy), etc. but it's sure as hell not depression– because you know what that feels like, and that's not it. how are you supposed to regulate emotions that were never yours?
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So I guess What If absolutely bamboozled Loki fans with that 🎄 promo pic huh
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The thing to me is, if you don't think that Mobius is a good love interest for Loki, then I'm really stumped as to who would be a better candidate for that role in his life.
Mobius studied Loki's entire life, saw every single bad thing that Loki had ever done, and he didn't see a villain despite the amount of death and destruction that Loki has caused. He saw a very lonely person with incredible potential/power struggling to find his place and his purpose. He liked the Loki that attacked New York, he felt like he had range. Like...what else could any potential love interest for Loki do that would top seeing and understanding him so profoundly?
To me, it's just like...if not Mobius, who? Sylvie is nowhere near as invested in a relationship with Loki as Mobius is. No one else both genuinely cares about Loki in the way that Mobius does or is able to communicate and work with him as well. So, I guess I just wonder...what else does there need to be in a love interest? What part of the role does Mobius not fulfill, what is he missing? And who would fulfill the role better than he would? Who is understanding and caring for Loki better than he is? Who would make Loki happier? I've literally never seen Loki smile as often or as bright as he does with Mobius so...what else is there?
Like, you're not going to get a better love story for Loki specifically. Heck, I question whether a better love story exists for most characters. I love their friendship, obviously, and if it were to remain a friendship it wouldn't hurt the canon in any way. It just seems to me like if Loki is going to have a love interest ever (which he seems to want)...why create someone new when Mobius is right there performing basically every function that you could ask for in a love interest for Loki? At this point in his story, whose relationship with him could be more profound? It wouldn't be right for him to fall in love with someone else while his relationship with Mobius remained his most important, which I think it inevitably would.
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