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adpndrgn · 2 days
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give her a spin
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skraeet · 1 year
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Confession
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randomoutsiders · 1 year
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JAYJ AND READER HAVING JOHN B WALK IN ON ‘EM, AND HES KINDA JUST THERE LIKE 🪑 AND JAYJ ALL LIKE “you going to just stand there? join the fuck in or leave tf”
your cheeks burn with embarrassment, but the hand around your back removes your ability to move. your thighs tighten around his pelvis when jj cocks a brow. "the fuck you doin' here, man?"
john b quick turns around, throwing a delayed hand over his eyes and clearing his throat in an encumbered manner. "sorry."
"y'gonna leave or what?" jj inquires, flashing you a wolfish grin when you tuck yourself in tighter to his chest to hide your exposed breasts.
"y-yeah." he fumbles for the doorhandle.
"it's a fucking doorhandle, bro," jj scoffs. "either join in or get the fuck out. make your choice." he presses, despite the thwack you deliver to his bicep, with which he turns back to you.
"easy princess," he gripes, pinching affectionately at your inner thigh. "let 'him have a try, huh? show him how well i've got this pussy trained."
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endenope · 1 year
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....smth smth easter kvthm birdies egg laying.....
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Okay I'm not listening to the ramble of someone with a Sans Undertale Icon explaining the bechdel test or whatever the fuck it's called and comparing Viv to Joanne Rowling so that's why this is cut down but can someone please source me as to where Medrano supposedly said "I'm gonna try 2 kill u and then seduce your boss and or boyfriend so that we can kill u together and become the most powerful beings in Hell, that's kinda hot, right? haha ur pinned to the wall right now ... ;} " Striker is "homophobic"? That Striker?
I've just went through both Viv's twitter and her replies since before the episode aired and I can't find her spouting any "bullshit" like that, let alone shaming people for liking the character ...
Going through his main tags I only found a bunch of annoying RP blogs and no posts really alluding to what sans undertale kinnie was actually saying besides this:
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I never really paid attention to Striker's character tag before he got taken over by Bosco because that's just so much hotter to me now but honestly if y'all were dubbing like the main Blitzo/Striker ship Blitker and I had to read that with my own eyes everyday I'd be salty too because it sounds like someone throwing up...
Anyway, someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on with this. Lol?
Also, regardless Viv can think whatever the fuck she wants about her own characters and that's her right because fictional characters aren't fucking real and neither is Striker's big gay dick even if in the end the ink and paint thinks his actions are totally "no homo".
He can't think anything cause he's not real.
Stop referring to fictional characters as if they're people.
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shoverse · 2 years
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fuck am i doing up no one else is
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rouge-heichou · 2 years
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Me; naw, im weirdly not so sore from doing 4x the workout im supposed to do.
Also me: someone pls help me take my shirt off, my shoulders and upper arms are so sore
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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silver-the-second · 3 months
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liquidstar · 5 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
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bladesmitten · 5 months
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as much as i love corruption arcs, there's just something so sexy about a character that can't be corrupted, to the point that he un-corrupts you instead
this post is about wyll ravengard btw. honorary mention to mr. luke skywalker
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lorenlily · 1 month
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hmmm okay do u agree and if no, what album(s) are truly your "i listen to every song everytime" no-skips albums
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bisclavaret · 9 months
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a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back
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buggachat · 4 months
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
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footlongdingledong · 9 months
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